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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Crashing ]
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[ Flare sizzles ]
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[ Clattering ]
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[ "57 Coupe de Ville" plays ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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♪ Well, everybody loves me ♪
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♪ Everywhere I go ♪
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♪ The women wanna kiss me ♪
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♪ The men all wanna know ♪
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[ Spits ]
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♪ How's my baby handle ♪
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[ Engine starts ]
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♪ When I take her up
to Blueberry Hill?
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[ Air hisses ]
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♪ I tell ‘em
life’s a bowl of cherries ♪
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♪ In my ‘57 Coupe de Ville ♪
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[ Music stops ]
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[ Wind howling ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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[ Muzak playing ]
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[ Bowling pins clatter ]
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There he is.
Knew I'd get a handsome man
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in here if I waited around
long enough.
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Had to patch a tire
out on County Line.
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Too good for a tow?
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Too impatient.
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You city folk.
Always in a hurry.
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By God, look who it is!
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He's back!
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Hey!
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Welcome back, brother!
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Don't know why I ever leave.
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A place to bowl,
a place to fish.
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Together:
And a beer to hold doing it!
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[ Burps ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Best friends!
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We love you, Ted!
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Together: Ted!
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}You still selling PVC?
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{\an8}How’s -- How’s
business down there?
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{\an8}Good enough
to get me back up here.
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{\an8}Think you could put in
a word?
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{\an8}Son, you don't wanna
sell pipe.
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{\an8}He just wants to lay some.
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{\an8}[ Laughter ]
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{\an8}Ah, good to have you back,
brother.
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{\an8}Ahhh. Split a sixer?
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{\an8}[ Engines starting ]
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{\an8}Marjorie's keeping the place
open late now?
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{\an8}Yeah. Her mother passed
a few months back.
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{\an8}Don't think
she wants to go home.
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{\an8}Everybody's runnin'
from something.
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{\an8}[ Gearshift clicks ]
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{\an8}[ Door opens, bottles clink ]
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{\an8}How's Luisa?
She still kick you out of bed
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{\an8}when you drink?
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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}Might as well
keep drinking.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Open the register
and gimme your wallet!
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[ Gasps ]
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Ahh!
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No, no, no.
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[ Robber groans ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Clattering ]
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Teddy?
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{\an8}Hello.
There's a robbery.
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{\an8}I think this guy's having
a heart attack.
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{\an8}[ Bells ring ]
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{\an8}Ted, where you going?
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{\an8}Hey!
The cops are coming.
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Ted! Teddy!
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This guy's dying in here!
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[ Electricity humming ]
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Ahh!
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Gaaah!
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Alright, well, shit.
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What the hell?
What the hell?!
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Looks like you learned
some things about your body.
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I'll make this simple, Ted.
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You're not a PVC salesman
from two states south.
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You're the smartest man
who's ever lived,
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and you were born
400 lightyears away.
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{\an8}You’re on Beloi-6E.
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{\an8}It's a primitive planet
with good country music
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{\an8}and a shit-ton of snow,
real early '90s Earth vibes.
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{\an8}They're 100 years
from first contact,
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{\an8}so they don't know who I am --
who you are.
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{\an8}Which is the whole point.
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{\an8}Y-You think it's fun
to be a god, Ted?
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{\an8}You think God's nipples get hard
when he murders a fish?
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{\an8}Th-That's why every summer
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{\an8}I take two weeks off
and come here.
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{\an8}I wipe my brain and pull all
but my survival tech.
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[ Groaning ]
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{\an8}I go home with the peace
of mind stupid people get
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{\an8}from watching Kevin Costner
movies.
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{\an8}So, look, if you're seeing this
because shit's gone sideways,
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{\an8}hit the red button
to be me again.
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{\an8}If everything's cool,
hit the blue button
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{\an8}to clear this from your memory
and enjoy the rest of your trip.
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{\an8}Okay, Morty, that’s a wrap on
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{\an8}"If you’ve been
messing with my tech."
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{\an8}Let's run
the "Taken" scenarios.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Electricity zaps ]
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You here about
the dishwasher job?
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Shit, you're a popsicle.
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You know me, right?
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[ Chuckles ]
I'd sure like to think so.
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I mean it.
How could you?
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I'm just some guy
who shows up every year.
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Well, something keeps you
coming back here.
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Ooh! Lay back.
I got a surprise for you.
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Got this set up
since your last visit.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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It's nice.
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Haven't really found occasion
to use it.
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Thanks for giving me one.
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I don't mind the company.
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You still have
that spare room in back?
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I don't want to sleep
in the RV.
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{\an8}♪♪
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Mm. Don't go.
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I'm not gonna.
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[ Door opens ]
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Okay, obviously,
you're seeing this hologram
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because you ignored the
instructions from the last one.
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If you’re seeing this hologram,
you decided to ignore...
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I dunno why
that would’ve happened,
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it’d mean
you went pretty rogue.
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...the hologram
that’s currently playing.
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So just a gentle reminder --
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you’re not a real person,
you’re me.
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You’re permanently...your
vacation spot,
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which hurts you more
than it hurts me.
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Though, in all honesty,
we’re both getting hurt
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pretty severely...
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[ Laughter ]
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Ted, one of these days,
you gotta come up in July.
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I caught a muskie last summer
came about up to my neck.
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Stop lying to the man.
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No fish in this lake.
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Actually, thought
I might stick around this year.
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See the thaw.
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For real, Teddy?
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You're gonna --
You're gonna stay?
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What about your company?
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Doesn't seem real.
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I-It's like I've been pretending
I go somewhere when I leave,
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but I think I only exist
when I'm here.
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Like this is literally the
only place I'm actually alive.
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Does that...make sense?
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Good thing
nobody's driving tonight.
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{\an8}[ Laughter ]
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{\an8}[ Water splashes, reel squeals ]
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{\an8}Hey!
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Whirring ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Ringing ]
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Rick: Fuck me.
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Morty: Hello? Rick? Rick!
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Who is this?
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Aaawwww, I’m really gonna
get in trouble for this.
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How are you calling
my leg?
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I’m not supposed to ever
use the leg phone,
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but I-I just need you
to get in the egg.
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Don't pick a fight
with yourself, okay?
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I just want to get you home
before anything worse happens.
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Nothing's worse than
finding out I'm some character
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that asshole plays,
some costume he puts on to --
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He doesn’t need you alive
to bring you home.
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It's not my home!
I'm not him!
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You are.
I mean, I agree with you.
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He can be kind of a dick,
but y'know, this --
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this is just how it is.
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No! Help!
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Help!
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Oh, and if you could just
hang up the leg phone?
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I’ll just -- I’ll never
hear the end of it
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if the leg phone gets lost.
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Hello? Hello?
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[ Groaning ]
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Ted, are you okay?
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[ Groans ] Thank you.
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What is this thing, Ted?
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I'm not who you think I am.
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Is this your ship
from space?
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Your spaceship?
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It's his.
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He's...non-vacation me.
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I don't know him.
And I don't want to.
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But this asshole's
coming for me
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and I don't intend
to let him win.
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Marjorie:
For the love of Pete.
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Do you understand
what you're asking?
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I wouldn't ask at all
if there were any other way.
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Janice, Mary,
I gotta send you home.
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We're closing early.
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Come on!
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We're only three frames in!
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[ Switches clicking ]
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Thank you.
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[ Muttering ]
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Nobody gonna
take me seriously.
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Janice’s gonna
have her word...
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Promise me you won't
come back here tonight.
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Always were dramatic.
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Promise.
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I just -- Don't die
in my bowling alley.
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You hear me?
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Holy hell.
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How's it going out there,
Bowser?
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Bowser: All good.
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Sprinklers, Antonio?
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Working on it.
Little Mike?
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[ Valves squeaking ]
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[ Remote beeps ]
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Okay, Big Mike.
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[ Saw buzzing ]
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[ Rick screams ]
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[ Electricity humming ]
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[ Whoosh ]
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Drones buzzing ]
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Now!
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We need those sprinklers,
Antonio!
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It's not working.
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There's too many!
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Fry 'em!
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Mike!
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Follow me,
ya drone bastards!
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Whoa!
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Teddy, drop!
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[ Fire alarm rings ]
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[ Electronic whirring ]
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-Yes!
-Come on! Rack' em up!
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Time for a beer!
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Fuck you,
you self-centered prick!
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Who's not a real person now,
huh?
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Marjorie!
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Why'd you come back?
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I told you not to come back.
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You know me. [ Coughs ]
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I'm a stubborn old bitch.
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[ Coughs ]
Never could leave.
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[ Groans ]
261
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,027
Ohh.
262
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,027
Oh, my God.
263
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,822
I'm...sorry.
264
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,533
[ Electricity zaps ]
265
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,533
Ah!
266
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,702
Where you going,
Teddy?
267
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,747
[ Electricity zaps ]
268
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,457
[ Grunts ]
269
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:08,835
Ahh!
270
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,130
[ Mechanical whirring ]
271
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,840
Uh...Ted?
272
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,967
He thought he could come here
and destroy me,
273
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,428
so I'm gonna go there
and destroy him.
274
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,721
Whattaya need from us?
275
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,972
I need you to leave.
276
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,473
I clearly can't keep you safe.
277
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,142
I can't keep anyone safe!
278
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,477
Well, we won't let
Marjorie die for nothing.
279
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,230
Yeah, he may be
one bad son of a bitch,
280
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,648
but you have us.
281
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,942
Where you go,
we go.
282
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,321
[ Static whirs,
electricity zaps ]
283
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,036
[ Monitor beeps, static hisses ]
284
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,334
There you are, motherfucker.
285
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,088
[ Marty Robbins's “Big Iron”
plays ]
286
00:11:55,715 --> 00:12:01,095
♪ To the town of Agua Fria
rode a stranger one fine day ♪
287
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,265
♪ Hardly spoke to folks
around him ♪
288
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,894
♪ Didn't have too much to say ♪
289
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,438
♪ No one
dared to ask his business ♪
290
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,357
♪ No one dared to make a slip ♪
291
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,945
♪ The stranger there among them
had a big iron on his hip ♪
292
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,281
♪ Big iron on his hip ♪
293
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,281
♪ Big iron on his hip ♪
294
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,909
Uh, how long has it been
since you flew, Mike?
295
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,286
I never flew anything
like this.
296
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,455
We'll be okay.
297
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,999
Luisa, te veré de nuevo.
298
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,043
[ Smooches ]
299
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,795
[ Doors clang ]
300
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,546
[ Switches click ]
301
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,215
[ Beeping ]
302
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,215
Boosters are go.
303
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,341
Nav system, go.
304
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,509
Big Mike, on my count.
305
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,136
Initiating in three, two, one.
306
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,597
[ Engine roaring ]
307
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,104
Up the pressure!
308
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,398
S’not responding!
We gotta turn back!
309
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,191
We can't turn back!
310
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,777
Keep her together!
311
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,823
Equalizing now!
We’re almost clear of orbit!
312
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,200
Hold her! Hold her!
313
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,828
[ All screaming ]
314
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,708
Bowser:
Are you seeing this?
315
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,918
It's amazing.
316
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,297
{\an8}♪♪
317
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,631
That was the easy part.
318
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,508
Hold on to your dicks.
319
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,303
[ Electronic whirring ]
320
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,847
[ All screaming ]
321
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,933
[ Birds chirping ]
322
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,020
Whoa! [ Groans ]
323
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,022
[ Slurring ] Okay,
i-if you're -- if you're
324
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,442
seeing this one,
clearly th-the holograms
325
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,735
are -- are --
they're not working.
326
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,695
Ahh! Let's get him, boys!
327
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,990
[ All grunting ]
328
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,368
Garage AI: Forcibly deactivating
vacation mode.
329
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,163
[ All gasping ]
330
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,664
Whoa!
331
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,000
[ Grunting ]
332
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673
[ All groaning ]
333
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,883
Whatever you're doing
out here
334
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,509
has broken
the garbage disposal.
335
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,094
Turn this thing off,
or I fry her!
336
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,972
Dad, do you want to call off
"Deliverance" here?
337
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,099
My God.
You're his daughter?
338
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,643
It's unbelievable that I'm
not allowed to buy alcohol yet.
339
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,896
Garage, override code
Charlie 7 alpha.
340
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,980
[ Beeping, whirring ]
341
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,648
Ugh!
342
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,648
Take her out, Mike!
343
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,858
Wait!
Don't hurt her.
344
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,360
Awww!
Jeez, you're back!
345
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:24,072
Ohhh, wait.
Are you still...Vacation Rick?
346
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,740
Please tell me you have
the leg phone.
347
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,659
You spring breakers
put a hole in my roof.
348
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,161
I'm going back out
to the pool.
349
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,997
Hey, buddy, y-you made it
all the way home.
350
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,249
And you brought your --
your little buds.
351
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,793
Ted?
352
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,793
Stand down.
353
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,003
They didn't ask for this.
354
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,003
You can say that again.
355
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,755
Somebody better get
the disposal running.
356
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,090
There's fishbones
in there.
357
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,884
It's called
a garbage disposal!
358
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,262
That was your voice
on my leg phone.
359
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,472
You're his friend?
360
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,975
Kind of.
I'm your grandson.
361
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,645
Well, it looks like we're
gonna be here for a while, huh?
362
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,814
Where's that fucking
red button?
363
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,944
Uh, hey, uh, me?
H-Hologram guy?
364
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,154
Garage?
365
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,154
Garage AI: Yes?
366
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,614
Y-You can hear me.
367
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,825
Uh, where's this guy
keep his tools?
368
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,453
Holy shit.
369
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,830
Hey, Teddy.
370
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,291
As long as you're building
spaceman stuff...
371
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,961
[ Bowling pins clattering ]
372
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,961
[ Mid-tempo music playing ]
373
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,797
[ Electronic whirring ]
374
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,134
Yeah. Alright!
375
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,134
[ Laughter ]
376
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,844
I'm gonna get
another drink.
377
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,513
Come on, Ted. We were
beating you before this, too.
378
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,973
Gimme another pitcher.
379
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,973
Sure.
380
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,641
Are you one of those hicks
with robot arms?
381
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,892
What'd you call me?
382
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,644
I thought you guys
were owning it.
383
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,438
I'll make it interesting,
Teddy.
384
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,565
[ Electronic whirring ]
385
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,733
[ Laughter ]
386
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,363
Tough luck! [ Chuckles ]
That's a hard spare to hit.
387
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,534
Guys, I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
388
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,827
[ Birds chirping ]
389
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,245
What are you doing out here?
390
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,497
Beth made pancakes.
391
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,497
I'm busy.
392
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,790
You're wearing
his clothes now.
393
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,333
It has pockets,
it's not a symbol.
394
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,419
Teddy, you know
what would be cool?
395
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,838
If I had laser eyes.
396
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,549
Or, okay, one eye is a laser,
397
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,259
and the other sees
through clothes.
398
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,636
What the hell
is that?!
399
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,722
Just go in.
400
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,517
I can see our bowling alley.
We're going home.
401
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,687
So, we won?
We -- We beat this guy?
402
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,687
Sure.
403
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,022
-Yeah!
-Booyah!
404
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,607
-We did it!
-We're goin' home, boys!
405
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,025
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
406
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,735
And, uh, you’ll gimme lasers
407
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,195
when we, uh, get back home?
408
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,362
Oh!
409
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,365
Hey, want me to keep an eye
on your old stuff?
410
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,785
Sell it if you want.
Buy Luisa something nice.
411
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,246
[ Sighs ]
412
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,793
He looks pretty normal to me.
413
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,670
Talk to him, then.
414
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,964
Dad? Oh, God! Ugh!
415
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,966
He's still Ted, apparently.
416
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,219
There's a difference?
417
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,219
[ Water splashes ]
418
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,060
You see what I'm saying?
419
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,103
I'm not staying
if I can't swim.
420
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,314
[ Townes Van Zandt's
"Waitin’ Around to Die" plays ]
421
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:09,695
{\an8}♪♪
422
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:15,243
♪ Sometimes I don't know where
this dirty road is taking me ♪
423
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:21,207
♪ Sometimes I don't even know
the reason why ♪
424
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,585
♪ But I guess
I keep a-gamblin' ♪
425
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,922
♪ Lots of booze
and lots of ramblin' ♪
426
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:34,595
♪ Well, it’s easier than just
awaiting 'round to die ♪
427
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,561
[ Electronic zapping ]
428
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,290
Well,
look who's back.
429
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,792
Came to pour one
[burps] out for Marjorie.
430
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,711
Marjorie's over there.
431
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,504
This is Little Mike.
432
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,880
Oh, Jesus.
433
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,799
He got run through
on his own robot arm.
434
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,384
My boy!
435
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,384
Fuck.
436
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,510
He was drunk.
437
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,304
Guess he had
something in his eye.
438
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,264
I didn't mean for any of this
to happen, you guys.
439
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,601
[ Burps ] It was just nice
to vacation with dumb people.
440
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,144
You did this,
441
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,147
you fake outsider
piece of shit.
442
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,455
[ Burps ] Morty.
443
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,455
We're in the middle
of a game.
444
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,583
M-M-Morty, G-- [ Burps ]
Grandpa needs you.
445
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,501
G-Grandpa needs you, Morty.
446
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,712
C-Come on [burps]
it’ll just take a minute.
447
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,712
Uh, okay Rick.
448
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,297
I mean, Ted.
What are we --
449
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,715
What are we
calling him now?
450
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,508
Jesus!
That's really dangerous!
451
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,427
It’s empty,
I-I don’t know how to --
452
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,138
How do we get more, Morty?
We gotta get more.
453
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,265
Oh, great, the one time
I was winning.
454
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,725
Can you take your grandfather
455
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,185
back out to the garage,
please, Morty?
456
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,187
That is a troubling
family dynamic.
457
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,855
Everybody knows that,
right?
458
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,732
We can discuss it
after we get this thing...
459
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,732
Ow! Ow!
460
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,025
...off your father.
461
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,860
Kn-Know what --
know what, Morty?
462
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,904
I’m not going back there ever.
463
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,864
Oh!
464
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,864
Stupid bowling.
465
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,950
Bottle-shooting morons.
Idiot trophy.
466
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,370
Aw, w-wait, no, you don’t wanna
keep some of these?
467
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,996
Y-You look so happy.
468
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,915
Aaaaahhh! Don’t -- Don’t --
Don’t shred me, Rick!
469
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,918
It’s trash now, Morty!
Drop it!
470
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,918
Ooh! Ahh! Ohh!
471
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,381
I'm sorry I tried
to shred you, Morty.
472
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:37,009
Y-Y-You’re a nice kid,
a good -- good boy.
473
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,552
You should have your grandpa.
474
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,056
N-Not this --
I’m -- I’m too stupid, Morty.
475
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,599
Stupid Ted.
476
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,976
If I were just
a little bit smarter, I could --
477
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,645
I-I could figure it out.
478
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,938
And be happy.
479
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,314
I'm gonna push the button,
Morty.
480
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,066
I'm -- I’m gonna do it
for you.
481
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,236
Uh, if that makes you
feel better?
482
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,570
Is he...
483
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,072
Is he better at this?
484
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,866
Rick? Um, yeah.
485
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,952
Yeah, he is. You are.
486
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,079
D-Don’t --
Don’t bullshit me, Morty.
487
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,416
No, you’re really smart,
really important.
488
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:12,253
You have a great family,
and -- and lots of friends.
489
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,880
You’re...so happy.
490
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,966
And...we all
really love you.
491
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,510
Aw, fuck it.
492
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,271
It -- It didn't work?
493
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,689
No.
494
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,066
It did.
495
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:45,786
{\an8}♪♪
496
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:49,582
{\an8}♪ I get stuck on pages ♪
497
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,171
{\an8}♪ You keep trying to turn ♪
498
00:20:56,630 --> 00:21:01,761
{\an8}♪ Feels like I've been
on this one for ages ♪
499
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:09,143
{\an8}♪ When will I ever learn? ♪
500
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:14,315
{\an8}♪ Oooh ♪
501
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,361
We've always known you as
a tourist on our little island.
502
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,156
But now we're gonna
know you as part of our family.
503
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,533
I love you, Sallpock.
504
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,160
Mush-mush-molock.
505
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,245
I didn’t think
I was the kind of man --
506
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,706
[ Sobs ] Sorry.
I, um --
507
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,667
We love you, Sallpock!
508
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,667
[ Crowd cheers ]
509
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:38,923
Should anyone object, speak now
or forever hold your peace.
510
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,425
Yeah, I object.
511
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,425
[ Crowd gasps, murmurs ]
512
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,677
Shouldn't we let it play out?
He's not in danger.
513
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554
I've never seen
these people before in my life.
514
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,682
Okay, Grandpa Rick. Let's go.
Vacation's over.
515
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,018
It's not my vacation!
It's my home!
516
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,728
[ Panting ]
517
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,105
No, no! Let me go! No!
518
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,565
Boom. Egged!
519
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,858
It's okay.
520
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,819
He's an alien
who removes his intelligence
521
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,070
to hook up with locals.
522
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,363
He likes that you're simple.
523
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,240
He doesn't want to be known.
524
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,243
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