All language subtitles for becker 4-20

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Oh, my God, what is that smell?

Bad cheese, wilted lettuce, and spoiled meat.

Well, don't tell us the recipe.

Surprise us.

I'm not cooking.

My freezer broke down.

Everything's ruined.

Frozen hamburger, frozen chicken, frozen salad.

It's been rotting all weekend.

I can't sell that now.

Can I?

As a customer, I say no.

As a doctor who needs the business, I

say go for it.

Let's see.

My eyes are watering, my throat's burning, and

I have a mild sense of nausea.

French toast?

I'm not cooking.

My freezer broke down.

That's the smell of rotten food.

I've had your French toast, Reg.

It was an honest mistake.

The repairman said it's shot, and it'll cost

almost $8,000 to replace it.

Well, you're in luck, Reg.

Bob knows a guy who can get you

a freezer cheap.

Yeah, just don't be standing behind the truck

when it falls off.

Hey, wait a minute.

Is this the same guy that sold me

a case of Two Musketeers bars?

Look, Bob knows a guy who supplies freezers

to the whole East Coast.

I mean, you'll get it for below what

my guy gets it from guys who tell

it to other guys who wish they were

guys who knew guys like my guy.

What guy?

Trust me.

She'll get a deal.

What kind of deal?

Reg, it's Bob.

I'd be careful.

What am I gonna do?

I can't run this business without a freezer.

Wait a minute.

Your stove still works, doesn't it?

You don't understand.

I don't really cook so much as I

defrost and reheat.

I can't afford a new freezer.

Might as well shut this place down.

Someone could say that would be a shame.

So, Reggie's is closed.

Where do you want to go for lunch?

Anywhere you want to go is fine with

me.

Okay.

Um...

Why don't we order in Italian?

I don't speak Italian.

No.

I meant we would order Italian food.

Nah, too many carbs.

Uh, deli?

Nah, too much protein.

Seafood?

Nah, doesn't travel.

But I can pick anywhere I want.

Sure, I'm up for anything.

John, where should we order lunch from?

Anyplace is fine with me.

Okay.

Then I'm ordering Chinese.

Nah, I had Chinese for breakfast.

And I had it last night for dinner.

In China, they have it for every meal.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Bennett.

Uh, I don't have you down for an

appointment.

Is there a problem?

No, I was just wondering if I could

talk to Dr. Beckett.

Sure, come on back.

No, John, wait.

We still didn't decide what we're gonna do

for lunch.

Well, just anything's fine.

Come on.

Oh, John, come on, please.

Pick someplace.

Mrs. Bennett, where are your people from?

Michigan.

Perfect.

We'll have tacos.

Uh, please, what can I do for you?

You know those antidepressant pills you gave my

husband?

Yeah, yeah, they're working great, aren't they?

I mean, he's happy, vibrant, full of energy.

I want you to take them away.

He's running around as if he were 20

years old.

Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?

In the yard with a rake and some

leaves, it's a good thing.

But in the house, he wants me sexually

all the time.

Uh...

Like yesterday.

He brought home one of those peekaboo nighties

for me to wear.

You know, the kind that doesn't...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mrs. Bennett, there's no need for pictures.

Look, this is not uncommon.

Uh, sometimes when a clinical depression lifts, the

patient regains his sex drive, even some when

your husband's age.

Don't you have a pill that would make

him want to dust?

I take it that feelings aren't mutual.

Well, don't get me wrong.

Howard and I have been around the block.

In our day, we went all around town.

We even went to Jersey once or twice.

If you get my meaning.

Yeah, I'm desperate trying not to.

It's gotten so bad that if I drop

a fork on the floor, I kick it

away so I don't have to pick it

up in front of him.

Every time I bend over more...

What did I say about pictures?

Really.

Well, can't you give him something to calm

him down?

What do they do to horses?

I don't think he'd like that.

Then take away the pills, please.

No, I can't do that, Mrs. Bennett, but

I...

He's coming in this afternoon for a follow

-up.

I'll tell you what, I'll talk to him

then.

Oh, thank you.

I don't like bringing this up, but imagine

yourself in my position.

Taco Bins?

Nah.

Taco Bills?

Nah.

Taco Bobs?

Nah.

I'm sorry, Doctor.

Fifty years ago, I'd have been flattered to

have a man chasing me, but not now.

I understand, but give me a chance.

Maybe I can find a way to make

this work.

Sure, he says don't date the patients till

he sees one he wants.

Here you go.

Wait, what are you taking?

A post.

What are you, blind?

Whoa, a blind guy with a newsstand.

I thought that only happened in old movies.

Yeah, this is my little tribute to Hollywood.

Good one.

It isn't just your hair that's funny.

Hey, Toots.

I'm looking for Reggie Costas.

Can you tell him I'm here?

I'm Reggie Costas.

Really?

I was expecting some old Greek with a

bad accent and a wart on his nose.

That was my father.

Well, you're very blessed, sweetheart.

Usually, Greek women are very hairy.

But you're young.

There's still time.

Just who the hell do you think you

are?

Lenny!

Bobby!

Hey, nice hair plug.

Before you know it, you'll have enough for

a comb-over.

Thank you very much.

And you know who was asking about you?

Who?

Nobody.

He gets me with that one every time.

I should have guessed he was a friend

of yours.

Hey, you know who this is?

Lenny's the top appliance guy in the tri

-state area.

He's your guy?

Leonard Nagel.

I don't usually come down to the slums

to do business, but Bob said you needed

help.

Lucky for you.

How's Orba?

What did you say?

I said lucky for you.

As in today is your lucky day.

You play your cards right, you might get

lucky tonight, too.

All right, that's it.

Get out.

Len, wait.

Reg, can I talk to you down here

for a second?

Why are you talking to him like that?

He's gonna give you a great deal.

I don't care.

He's an ass.

Well, you don't gotta marry him.

You just gotta buy a freezer.

Don't you know some other guy?

There is no other guy.

Lenny's the guy.

Other guys wish they knew guys who knew

guys like Lenny knows guys.

Oh, shut up.

Look, Leonard, I appreciate that you're slumming, but

there's no way in hell this is gonna

work out.

Hey, you seem a little uptight.

You know what you need, sweetheart?

Get out.

A new freezer.

I would suggest the Norseman 8000.

26 cubic feet, auto moisture control, self-cleaning

condenser, five-year warranty.

But if you want to pay full price

just because I offended your delicate sensibilities, fine.

I hope you and the blind guy sell

a lot of chiclets.

Okay, wait a minute.

What price exactly are you...

Oh, my God, you are the guy.

I love it when women say that.

Next time, try it with your shirt on.

You're wasting your time with this, sweetheart.

My blood pressure went through the roof the

second you walked in the door.

Mr. Bennett, you're such a tease.

No, I'm serious.

Why don't we run away together?

We can even bring my wife.

Believe me, she won't get in the way.

Mr. Bennett.

How are you feeling?

I'm great.

Linda and I are going away together.

I tried to resist, but I couldn't.

Do something about him.

Well, let's see.

Your test results look good.

Not having any adverse reaction to the antidepressant?

Uh-uh.

Appetite back?

Oh, yeah.

Sleeping well?

Like a baby.

Your sex drive?

I want to thank you for that.

It's like meeting a friend you haven't seen

for 20 years.

Yeah, speaking of which, your wife was in

here to talk to me.

She came to talk to you?

Why?

Well, let's just say she doesn't share any

newfound enthusiasm for sex.

Look, I thought my sex life was over,

but since I'm on this medication, I feel

vital.

And frankly, I don't think a couple times

a month is too much to ask.

Well, a couple times a month, that's all

we're talking about here?

How often do you have sex, Big Shot?

It just so happens, you know, I work

late.

It's hard for me to...

You know something?

We're not talking about me.

I don't know what to do.

She wasn't always like this.

Well, maybe the two of you should talk

to a therapist.

Talk to a stranger?

That doesn't feel right.

Why can't we talk to you?

It's not my area of expertise.

Oh, look, you've been our doctor for years.

She trusts you.

I trust you.

Then trust me.

I don't want to do this.

Why do I have to beg?

I'm doing enough of that already.

All right, all right, all right.

Oh, great.

When do we do this now?

I can get her over here right now.

Just keep your pants on.

As a matter of fact, until we all

get together, consider that my prescription.

You're not gonna believe this.

I have to play sex therapist to a

couple of 80-year-olds.

The Bennetts?

Oh, I think that's sweet.

We should all be so lucky to be

in our 80s and still have an active

sex life.

In a long marriage, the trick is to

keep it interesting.

For instance, the other night, Lewis and I...

Yeah, yeah, pictures, Margaret.

Pictures.

You wish.

Good morning, Jake.

Depends.

Is Leonard here?

No, thank God.

Oh, good, because I can't go through another

day like yesterday.

Oh, at least he wasn't hitting on you.

No, but he was sprinkling salt all over

my braille book.

I didn't know what the hell I was

reading.

Well, he promises me I'll have my freezer

by tomorrow.

So what you're saying is we can't kill

him?

Not till I get my freezer.

Then we'll have a place to hide the

body.

Good morning.

It's a bright and sunny day out there.

Too bad they're all dark and cloudy for

you, huh?

Hello, sweetcakes.

You know, as much as we enjoy spending

time with you, Leonard, there must be things

that are so much more important for you

to be doing back at your office.

This is my office.

It's a wireless world.

Hey, I'm gonna give you my private number.

You can keep it by your bed in

case you wake up some night and find

you need me.

You know what I need from you?

I need for you to take that phone

and...

Reggie's freezer.

Show it to me because I want to

get one just like it.

You can call me anytime.

Hey, speaking of calls, I think I'll be

getting one from the downtown office.

Hey, Jack, I'm taking a time slip for

the can.

Don't need details.

Just leave the money.

I'm just borrowing it.

I'm gonna bring it back.

I don't want it back.

Lenny!

Kill me.

You don't have to excuse me, Bob.

Call from the downtown office?

No, I'm going to the can.

You guys are so lucky you get to

hang out with Lenny all day.

You know what?

I don't care how much money he's saving

me.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm throwing him out.

What?

No, Reg, you can't.

This freezer's important for both of us.

If you don't have it, you don't serve

food.

You don't serve food, then I don't sell

Tums.

So I don't care how rude he is,

how bad he hits on you, whatever he

wants.

Just take one for the team.

That is easy for you to say.

You haven't seen him.

Well, he can't look worse than his breath.

Wait a second.

I can't believe what I'm hearing here.

Lenny's a great guy.

He's gonna get you an incredible deal.

And what do you care?

Oh, wait a minute.

Are you getting a cut out of this?

Bob is hurt.

I do this out of the goodness of

my heart.

How much?

5%.

Hey, Reg.

Did you get that freezer yet?

Not yet.

Well, I probably shouldn't smoke on an empty

stomach.

Let me have some coffee to go.

False alarm.

Usually I say no news is good news,

but not in this case.

Who's this?

You don't want to know.

Yeah, you're right.

Besides, I have patients waiting for me.

Hey, you're a doctor.

Great.

Do you have anything that grows hair?

You could always use whatever you're spraying in

your ears.

Oh, John.

The bennets are waiting for you in your

office.

Oh, right.

My little talk about sex over 80.

That could be very dangerous.

You can lose control of the car.

How many years old, Linda?

Ew.

How'd you like to pull up next to

that car?

No, Linda.

Yeah, that would be bad.

Oh, by the way, John, we decided to

have pizza for lunch.

Oh, great.

I love pizza.

What do you want on it?

Oh, anything's fine with me.

You two pick.

How about mushrooms?

I love mushrooms.

Oh, anything but mushrooms.

Order the pizza.

But he said...

Order the damn pizza.

Oh, hello, Doctor.

Hi, Doctor.

Looking good.

Thank you.

Well, I guess we know why we're here.

You two have been together a long time.

Needless to say, you're pretty set in your

ways, and then along comes life and throws

you this unexpected curve, which I think is

all the more reason to talk to each

other, you know, and get everything out in

the open.

Right?

Right.

Okay.

All better, then?

Did you understand a thing he said?

Not a word.

Look, you're gonna have to help me out

here.

That's what I keep telling her.

Howard, please.

Look, what am I supposed to do?

I walk by the bathroom I look in.

She's in there in her slip, rubbing Bengay

on her knee.

I get hot.

Where was all this energy 60 years ago

when I wanted to go backpacking through Europe?

60 years ago, the Nazis were backpacking through

Europe.

Let's just try to stay on topic, all

right?

Now, um, we're here to talk openly and

honestly about your sex life.

The way I understand it, you want sex

all the time, and you not so much.

Not at all.

I never said that.

I...

I just want to be able to vacuum

without surprises.

You used to give me flowers and take

me dancing.

Now, see, there you go.

See, I think what your wife wants is

just a little more romance.

Oh, thank you, Doctor.

All I ever hear you say is, I

want you.

Just once, I'd like to hear you say,

I love you.

You don't know I love you?

Harriet, I've loved you from the first moment

I saw you.

In fact, that first day, I fell in

love with you three times.

When I saw you walking toward me, when

we spoke, and when I watched you walk

away.

That feeling has never changed, and I'm sorry

if I ever made you feel it did.

Oh, Howard, that's so sweet.

Yeah, really, Howard.

Let's go home.

I'd love that.

Oh, here we go.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you so much, Doctor.

Oh, you're welcome.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

I'm glad, I'm glad I could help.

Come here.

Chicks, you gotta tell them what they want

to hear.

Good news, gorgeous.

Guess what I have for you.

I'm really afraid to answer that question.

Don't be.

It's your new freezer.

Huh?

What'd I tell you?

Is he the guy, or is he the

guy?

I said I was gonna get her a

freezer.

I got her a freezer.

When I do business, it's on the up

and up.

Okay, who do I write the check to?

An offshore bank in the Cayman Islands.

We'll discuss it over dinner.

Dinner?

Well, come on, sweetheart.

You didn't think the price you got was

out of the goodness of my heart, did

you?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you and me.

You know, that was always part of the

deal.

Bob.

I swear, man, you never said anything about

this.

I don't care who said what.

I'm not going out with him.

Then you're not getting your freezer.

Hey, look, Lenny.

I kid around as much as the next

guy, but what are you doing here?

Stay out of this, Bob.

I'm working here.

Lenny, she's a friend of mine.

And I'm trying to make her a friend

of mine.

Look, Lenny, you're way over the line here.

You can't treat her like that.

Back off, Bob.

I'm making my play here.

Look, Lenny, I'm serious.

You're kidding me.

No, I'm not, and to keep this up,

I'm gonna call the Better Business Bureau.

Don't make me laugh.

I'll call your wife.

Doesn't scare me.

I'll call your mother.

So where do you want that freezer?

Bring it out of the bag.

What the hell?

I took a shot.

Sorry about that, Reg.

I didn't know.

I believe you.

I really appreciate you stepping in like that.

Glad to help.

Do me a favor, would you?

If anybody asked, could he have been a

lot bigger and could I have hit him?

Absolutely.

You kicked his ass.

Thanks, Reg.

Hi, Reg.

Word on the street is you're back in

business.

Yeah, I guess so.

Don't seem too excited about it.

Well, why should I be?

I almost prostituted myself for a major appliance.

At least you didn't have to play sex

therapist to a couple of 80-year-olds.

Do I want to hear about this?

I sure as hell don't.

You know, it just doesn't seem fair.

We're not the only ones When other people

work hard, they seem to get ahead.

And look at what I had to go

through just to end up exactly right back

where I started.

I know what you mean.

I mean, I don't like to complain, but

I never thought life would be this tough.

I did.

Ever since I was a kid, once when

I was seven, I was playing hide-and

-go-seek with some friends.

It was my turn to hide.

I crawled into this hollow tree on my

neighbor's yard.

Best place ever.

Nobody looked for you, did they?

No, and they took my bike, too.

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