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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Right here, Jake.
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Rich?
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Right here, Jake.
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Why are we yelling?
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Uh, well, last night Amanda dragged me to
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some club to see a metal band.
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She insisted we sit up front right next
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to the speakers.
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When I woke up this morning, I couldn't
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hear.
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You should have Becker check you out.
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So I had John check me out, and,
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uh...
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He said I should get my hearing back
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in a couple of days.
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Well, at least you'll be better soon.
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Noon?
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I said a couple of days.
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Do you have a hearing problem?
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Yes, unfortunately, mine's working fine.
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Hey, Rich.
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Hey, Bob.
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Hey, Jake.
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I said, hey, Jake.
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Yeah, well, screw you two.
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Bob, Jake can't hear.
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No, you mean Jake can't see.
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No, Amanda took him to a concert and
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he lost his hearing.
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You're kidding.
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He can't hear.
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He can't see.
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He's about as useful as a paperweight.
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Yet still more useful than you.
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You know what I hate?
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People come to the door and bully me
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into buying a bunch of crap I don't
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want.
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This morning, it was some pushy little girl
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in a green uniform.
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I had to spend, like, 35 bucks on
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cookies just to get her to leave.
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Yeah, good luck cashing that check.
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Hi, John.
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How'd you know it was Becker?
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I felt a blast of hot air on
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the back of my neck.
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What are you doing?
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Putting a black six on a red seven.
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Turn that off, or I'm gonna put a
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black five on your red head.
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You know, if you're gonna keep wearing women's
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shoes, you may want to lay off the
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stilettos.
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You don't want to look trampy.
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You know what?
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Get off my back.
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Ooh, all right, all right.
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I mean, after all, you're a big guy.
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You're almost as tall as I am.
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Well, in heels.
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Oh, yeah, great.
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Look who decides to show up.
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Where were you yesterday?
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You know, I had to use tap water
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in my oatmeal this morning.
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How do you find the courage to go
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on?
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You know, some just show up when you're
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supposed to, for crying out loud.
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Wow, is he ever happy?
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He was happy the day he got that
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tie he's wearing.
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A patient left it here and never came
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back.
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And by that, I mean he died.
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It was kind of bittersweet, because he wasn't
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happy that the guy died, but he really
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liked that tie.
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So how's the water business?
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Good, as long as people believe there's really
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a mountain spring in Passaic, New Jersey.
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Hey, Linda, I was thinking, would you like
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to have dinner with me sometime?
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Sure, that'd be great.
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How about tonight?
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I'll pick you up here at 6?
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Perfect.
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Okay, see you then.
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See you then.
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Linda, I think that's very sweet of you.
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It's nice that you don't mind that he's,
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well, you know.
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What?
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Well, you know.
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What, that he's a water delivery man?
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No, no, no, no.
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I wasn't talking about what he does.
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Well, then what?
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You don't like the way he dresses, what
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he drives?
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You're getting at something, Margaret.
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What is it?
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Never mind.
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Go out with Ronaldo.
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Have a wonderful time.
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Oh, this is fantastic.
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John!
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John, look!
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You're being published in the New York Medical
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Review.
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What?
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They liked your piece on atypical mycobacterial pneumonia.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, thank you, Margaret.
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Hey, you know, now those smartasses back at
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Harvard are going to see that I'm not
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just some yokel, that I'm a respected member
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of the medical community, you know?
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I deserve to be taken seriously.
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Oh, look at that.
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Darn it.
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You know what I paid for this tie?
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Yes, I do.
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Poor Jake, huh?
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Thirsty, blind, now he can't hear.
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Breaks my heart.
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Your compassion might be more convincing if you'd
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stop stealing his lunch.
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Diner.
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Oh, hi, Amanda.
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Yeah, hold on.
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Jake, it's Amanda on the phone.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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On the phone, it's Amanda.
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A panda?
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On the phone, Amanda!
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Would have been cool if it was a
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panda, huh?
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Amanda, huh?
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You know what?
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It's her fault I lost my hearing.
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You can tell her to go to hell.
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You know what?
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I think Jake needs a little...
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Oh, you heard that.
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Okay.
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Tell him what?
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I...
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You know, I don't really want to scream
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those words across my diner.
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I'm not taking a tone.
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It's just that I'm running a business.
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It is too a business.
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What a bitch.
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Rich?
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Amanda?
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Not really.
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Hey, guys.
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I suppose you're gonna find out sooner or
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later, so I might as well tell you
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now.
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I'm being published in the New York Medical
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Review.
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How would we ever find that out?
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Congratulations, Becker.
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Yeah, thank you, thank you.
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You know, it's kind of special, because it
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doesn't have to...
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Oh, my God!
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There's an article in People Magazine about a
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cat that can water ski.
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What?
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I read about that cat.
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He's unbelievable.
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Look, you know, as fascinating as that is,
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my piece happens to be a study on
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atypical mycobacterial pneumonia.
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Yeah, but this cat can ski.
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Hey, did you know cats hate water?
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Not all cats.
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There's one in People Magazine that water skis.
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She kind of loved a little dog driving
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the boat.
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Oh, no, no, forget it.
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Coffee, please.
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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, John.
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How you doing?
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Well, I'm being published in the New York
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Medical Journal, but all anyone ever wants to
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talk about is some water-skiing cat.
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That's amazing.
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I know.
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How small are the skis?
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You guys know Linda from over at Becker's
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office, right?
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Do you know if she likes to go
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dancing?
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Linda?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Look, if you're thinking about asking Linda out,
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don't waste your time.
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I already did, and she said yes.
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You got a problem with that there, sporto?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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She wouldn't go out with me.
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Get this.
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She said I was too short.
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Well, maybe you're just not short enough.
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Don't feel too badly.
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A lot of guys are jealous of me.
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Please.
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What do you have that I don't have?
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Well, for starters, a date with Linda.
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Morning, Margaret.
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Hi, Linda.
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Oh, how was your date with Arnaldo?
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Uh, he's a really nice guy, but we
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just didn't click.
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Is that because he's, well, you know.
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What?
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A water delivery man?
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What do you have against those people anyways?
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I mean, I notice you drink the water
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he brings, so don't be such a hypocrite.
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I've, uh, I've written this down for you
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because it's...
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Well, it's really, really important.
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It's called the, uh, New York Medical Review.
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Now, you can find that in any college
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library.
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Nice kid.
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John?
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Yeah?
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Package arrived for you.
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I think it's your article.
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Oh, yeah?
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Congratulations, John.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you, Margaret.
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You know, I'm thinking of having this framed
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and put it up in the waiting room
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here.
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You know, give the patients a little extra
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feeling of confidence.
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You know, they can look and see that
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I'm...
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hideous.
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What?
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This-this picture next to my name, it's
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not me.
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It's-it's of some big, fat, hideous-looking
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person.
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Oh, John, relax.
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Nobody likes looking at pictures of themselves.
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Ooh, especially that guy.
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Yeah, well, finally, this is a Dr. John
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Becker.
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I wrote a piece in your latest issue.
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Now, Becker.
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Becker.
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The ugly bald guy on page 36.
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Yes.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Was this picture taken before I started working
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here?
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Because you look a lot better now.
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Oh, yeah, Linda, I magically got smaller ears,
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grew hair on my head, and lost 70
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pounds.
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Told you he had work done.
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Oh, yeah, by the way, if Arnaldo calls,
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I'm not here.
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Chances are I won't be here anyways, but
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even if I am, I'm not.
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Why don't you just tell him you don't
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want to see him again?
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This is much more humane.
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It's humane to ignore the poor guy's calls?
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I meant more humane for me.
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Have him call me, please.
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Damn it, Margaret, you know, 30 years studying
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medicine, two years researching that article, and for
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what?
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I look like some kind of freak.
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Oh, John, why don't you just look at
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the bigger picture?
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There's a bigger picture?
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John, you're letting your ego get the best
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of you.
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Your article is gonna help a lot of
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people.
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Yeah, and they're all gonna think that I
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only have one eyebrow.
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Look at that.
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Well, at least it'll only be seen in
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New York.
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Margaret, it's a national journal.
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I'll be ridiculed everywhere, from here to California.
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Ooh, speaking of California, did you read about
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that water-skiing cat?
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I hate that cat.
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Coffee, Reg?
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Oh, Becker, I am so sorry.
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Don't apologize.
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Just learn how to make better coffee.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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When you came in the other day to
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show us that article, we should have been
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more interested.
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Oh, no, you know, that's all right.
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Articles come and go.
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Yeah, they do.
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But a picture like this lives on forever.
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Where did you get that?
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Linda brought it over.
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Let me see that.
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No, no, don't, don't, please.
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Boy, if ever there was a time to
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read it and weep.
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They made a mistake down at the review.
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Obviously, that's not me.
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Well, not so bad, Becker.
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I mean, just think of all the lonely,
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single women who'd be looking for a lonely,
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single doctor.
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It doesn't say I'm single.
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It certainly doesn't say you're dating.
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Diner.
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Oh, Amanda.
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Yes, this time I am taking a tone.
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And here's another one.
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Why would you get that?
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I can't deal with her today.
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Oh.
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Diner.
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Oh, hey, Amanda.
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What can I do for you?
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Jake, Amanda wants to make up.
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Tell her to prove it.
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She wants you to prove it.
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Hold on.
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She wants to make you dinner.
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Not interested.
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Sorry, my pet.
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You're going to have to do better.
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A romantic dinner?
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Exactly how romantic were you thinking?
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You're right, you're right.
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This is not something you should be telling
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me.
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I'll put Jake on the phone.
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Hey, baby.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I got it, baby.
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What did she say?
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Lucky bastard.
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Pass or mustard?
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Just go home!
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Guys, a house plan.
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He's getting more action than me.
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I updated my patient notes, and I finished
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the HMO forms.
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I'll put a smiley face next to your
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name.
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It'll still look more like me than that
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picture did.
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Has anyone called from the magazine?
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No, but you did get some calls about
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the article.
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Someone named Elaine called, the girl you broke
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up with in college.
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Her message is, and I quote, So, who's
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fat and ugly now?
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And your friend Dr. Kagan called.
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His message is still on the machine.
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That's a not-looking phone.
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Hey, handsome.
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You know, that's it.
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I've had it.
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I'm going out of that magazine, and I'm
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going to get some satisfaction or this could
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turn out too late.
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00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,930
So, how many times has Arnaldo called?
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None.
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Really?
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Well, he thinks a lot of himself, doesn't
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he?
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Why do you care?
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I thought you didn't want to see him
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again.
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I don't, but I want him to call
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me.
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All right, very slowly now.
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If you don't want to go out with
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him, why do you want him to call?
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Because you always want a guy to call
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you after a date.
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Doctor's office.
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Oh, yes.
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Hi, Arnaldo.
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Yes, of course.
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She's not here right now.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll tell her.
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He wants you to meet him at Reggie's
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Friday morning at 8.
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Yes, he likes me.
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00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,210
Now I have to dump him.
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00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,690
Well, what's the difference?
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00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,010
You're not interested in him.
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Margaret, Margaret, Margaret.
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If you'd ever turned down a man instead
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of marrying the first one who offered you
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a seat on the subway, you'd understand.
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00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,490
I hate it when she's right.
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00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,240
Excuse me.
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00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,740
Yes, hello.
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Can I help you?
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Well, I hope so.
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My name is Dr. John Becker.
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I had an article in this week's journal.
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Oh, right.
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Atypical mycobacterial pneumonia.
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That was fascinating.
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00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:45,840
Yeah, well, thank you.
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00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,320
My problem is that the picture with the
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article is not of me.
433
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:51,600
Wow.
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00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,660
I can see why you're so upset.
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00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,680
This picture is hideous.
436
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:56,520
Well, finally.
437
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,800
Yes, somebody understands me.
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Absolutely.
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00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,360
Please have a seat.
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Oh, thank you.
441
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,720
Well, there must be something we can do.
442
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,380
How about we print some kind of retraction?
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00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,280
Oh, well, that'd be great.
444
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,280
You know, that's not good enough.
445
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,400
Why don't we reprint the article along with
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00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,080
your real picture?
447
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,000
You could do that?
448
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:16,500
Sure.
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00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,460
And, you know, why don't I bring in
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a professional photographer to do a little photo
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00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,460
spread, you know?
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00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,220
The real John Becker.
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At work, at play.
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00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,280
You know, at work would be fine.
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00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,680
Thank you so much.
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00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,060
I can't tell you how great it is
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00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:32,920
that you could help me.
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00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,120
Of course I can.
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00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,780
But I won't.
460
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:38,860
Excuse me?
461
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,900
You don't remember me, do you?
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00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,140
No.
463
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,300
The name's Wally Leininger.
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00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:49,320
And I put in that picture as revenge.
465
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,800
Oh, God, I hate when this happens.
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00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,540
It was Harvard, October 1970.
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00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:01,260
I remember.
468
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,700
There was a brisk chill in the air
469
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,980
when I walked across the yard to take
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00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,700
my medical school admissions test.
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00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:12,540
I was wearing my green sweater, my lucky
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00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,440
green sweater.
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00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,180
Or so I thought.
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00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,120
Oh, look, you know, if I did something
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00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,360
to your sweater, I'm sorry.
476
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,040
That's no reason...
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I studied my ass off of that exam.
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Everyone expected me to ace it, go on
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to Harvard Med School and become a doctor.
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00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,220
That's not what happened?
481
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,720
No, that's not what happened.
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00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,060
You want to know why?
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Because you sat next to me at the
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exam.
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Question one.
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Hypothalamus.
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I knew it cold.
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00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,620
I was just reading the next question when
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you leaned over to borrow a number two
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pencil.
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00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,560
That's what this is about?
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00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,420
You broke my concentration.
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You made me skip a row on the
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answer sheet so that when I got to
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the end of the test, I'd run out
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of little circles.
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Oh.
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00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,060
Yes.
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00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:54,780
Oh.
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Every single answer was one number off.
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All because you forgot to bring your damn
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pencil.
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00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,900
Couldn't you have just taken the test again?
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00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,280
Well, gee, why didn't I think of that?
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They didn't give it again for six months.
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You know what happened to me in that
507
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:10,440
time?
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My scholarship ran out.
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00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,480
I was working three jobs at once.
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My wife left me.
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I started drinking.
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I had a nervous breakdown.
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And then the bad stuff started happening.
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00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,440
Look, I'm sorry if you think that this
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is my fault.
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It is your fault.
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Because of you, I never got to go
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to medical school.
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00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,900
The best I could do was get a
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job here as a lousy junior editor.
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You're living the life I should have had,
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Mr. Big Fancy Doctor.
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00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,120
Big Fancy Doctor?
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00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,740
What the hell are you talking about?
525
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,240
I live in the Bronx, alone.
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00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,060
I've been divorced twice.
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I have a crappy office.
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00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,500
My patients can barely afford to pay me.
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00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,520
My car is held together with duct tape.
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00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:52,780
Duct tape!
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00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,020
The only thing I got going for me
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00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,200
in this life is that I don't look
533
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,060
like this guy.
534
00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,200
Really?
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00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,800
You're a loser?
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00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,640
Huge!
537
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,700
You're not just saying that.
538
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,820
Oh, come on, why would I?
539
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:06,740
I mean, look at me.
540
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,360
Yeah, I guess that ring coat doesn't exactly
541
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,520
scream success.
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00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,140
This is not even waterproof.
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00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:13,980
I mean, come on.
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00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,160
Out of the goodness of your heart, couldn't
545
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,040
you just reprint the article with my real
546
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:18,800
picture, please?
547
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,740
Oh, all I really wanted to do was
548
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,460
humiliate you.
549
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,280
Oh, and you did.
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00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:23,740
You did.
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00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,420
The few friends I had, they made ass
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00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,020
fun of me.
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00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,000
Really?
554
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,360
Yeah, it was horrible.
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00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:33,520
Pencil.
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00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,080
Pretty good, yeah.
557
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,140
Well, okay, I'll reprint the article.
558
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,120
I'll use your real picture.
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00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:43,840
Oh, thank you.
560
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,200
But you gotta sign this release paper.
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00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:46,680
Oh, sure.
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00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:48,960
Can I borrow a pencil?
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00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,480
Yeah, sure.
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00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,100
Yes!
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00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,680
Hi, Ronaldo.
566
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:04,980
Hi, Linda.
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00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,320
Thanks for meeting me here.
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00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,660
Look, I really like you, and I think
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that you're...
570
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,280
Linda, please, don't.
571
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,160
It only makes what I have to say
572
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:13,780
that much harder.
573
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,220
You're very nice, but I don't think we
574
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:16,880
should go out again.
575
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:19,500
What?
576
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,700
I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.
577
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,180
We don't share any interest.
578
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,960
I mean, there was no chemistry.
579
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,480
But I thought we had something.
580
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,240
We really didn't.
581
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,480
You used me.
582
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,460
For what?
583
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,220
Nothing happened.
584
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,580
Well, you don't know me.
585
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,260
It could've.
586
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,380
Sorry, Linda.
587
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,020
Goodbye.
588
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,160
Wait, Arnaldo, we can work this out.
589
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,460
Just give me another chance.
590
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,500
Well, don't wait too long.
591
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,020
The medical waste guy thinks I'm very cute.
592
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,840
Hey, Jake.
593
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,700
Oh, hey, Reggie.
594
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,500
You don't have to shout.
595
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,320
I got my hearing back.
596
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,960
Oh, thank God.
597
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:58,460
Yeah.
598
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,780
It feels great.
599
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,480
And, you know, best of all, Amanda and
600
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,080
I made up.
601
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,220
I mean, she actually apologized.
602
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,760
She made me dinner and she bought me
603
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,300
some new clothes.
604
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,400
I think she may still be mad at
605
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:14,560
you.
606
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:15,880
Oh, come on.
607
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:16,820
Why would you say that?
608
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,360
Just a hunch.
609
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,460
Hey, everybody.
610
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,060
Oh, boy, nice outfit, pal.
611
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:23,480
Hey.
612
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,860
Here it is, huh?
613
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,960
The new issue of the New York Medical
614
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,820
Review with a photograph of yours truly.
615
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:31,960
Wow.
616
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,000
How'd you manage that?
617
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,540
Well, I just went down there and demanded
618
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,220
a reprint.
619
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,880
They don't do that for just anybody.
620
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,980
You know, you gotta be a respected member
621
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,040
of the medical community.
622
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,040
You gotta be an important person, you know?
623
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:42,960
You gotta be...
624
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,560
Dr. John Pecker?
625
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:14,540
Oh.
626
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,760
Oh.
627
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:19,860
Oh.
628
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:20,760
Oh.
629
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,520
Oh.
630
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,520
Oh.
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