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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Let me ask you a question.
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What number comes after eight?
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I don't know.
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Nine?
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Ha!
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There you go.
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See, you're already more qualified to design this
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station than the person who did it.
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You know, for me, I'd put track nine
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right next to track eight.
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Instead of around the corner from track 14,
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like these idiots decided to do.
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There's been a lot of construction.
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There used to be a sign out there,
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I'm sure.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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There's always a reason, isn't there?
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Let me have, uh...
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Let me have three scotches there, will you?
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Mm.
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I like that.
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Saves me work later.
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Where is everybody?
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Look around.
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Does this place say romance to you?
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Oh, boy.
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Mm.
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So what is your big holiday around here?
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Wednesday.
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Yeah.
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What you reading there, a book?
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It's a new John Grisham.
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I'd really like to finish it before the
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movie comes out.
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Why don't you want to talk?
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You're a bartender, right?
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You've been seeing too many movies.
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The kindly bartender with the sympathetic ear?
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It's just a cliche.
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A rumor spread by alcoholics.
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You know, I just thought that...
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All right, I'm gonna fill you in on
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my plan, okay?
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I'm gonna read my book for about another
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hour.
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Then I'm gonna turn on the Knicks game.
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Now, if you're still here at that point
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and you want to say something to me
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about the game, like, nice shot, bad call,
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feel free.
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Unless you're not a Knicks fan, in which
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case you can just shut up altogether, okay?
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We should be on the same page, which
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is where I've been since you came in.
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Am I supposed to watch that Knicks game?
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Oh, sweet death.
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You know, if today had gone the way
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it's supposed to, I'd be on my way
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home right now to watch it.
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No, no, no.
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That'd be me doing something I wanted to.
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You know, I mean, this morning.
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You know, I-I go to the same
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diner I always go to every day.
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French coffee, please.
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Oh, John, hey, are we still on to
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watch the Knicks game today?
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Absolutely.
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Figured we'll order some pizza.
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Oh, by the way, if anyone asks, it's
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your birthday.
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You got a half price that way.
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What about Valentine's Day?
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What about it?
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Well, Becker, I know you don't care or
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have anyone who does care.
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But, Jake, what about Amanda?
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It's the first Valentine's Day since you've been
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married, divorced, and back together again.
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You know, they should make a card for
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that.
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Amanda doesn't care about Valentine's Day.
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That's one of the things we have in
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common, a shared hatred for all things fake
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and tacky.
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Valentine's Day is not tacky.
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Oh, come on, you hate Valentine's Day.
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Not anymore.
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Look, I got flowers.
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Oh, I was assuming you'd sent those to
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yourself like you did last year.
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I never sent myself flowers.
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Reg, come on.
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It's us.
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Well, I didn't send these.
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It's the first Valentine's Day that I have
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a date.
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He's really handsome.
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His name is Scott.
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And he has a job.
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Well, it's a big deal to me.
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What about you, Bob?
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Any big plans tonight?
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Yeah.
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So far, I got about 12 hooks in
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the water.
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I like to cast a wide net and
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see what I catch.
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So you're trolling for dates?
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Actually, it's more like fishing with dynamite.
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Toss a couple of sticks in the water,
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let it blow up, and then she would
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float to the top.
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Great story.
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Thanks for sharing.
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You know how long I had to sit
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there and talk about fishing?
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Yeah.
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25 minutes.
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I wanted to kill myself.
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I know the feeling.
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Yeah, if you don't mind, I'm gonna get
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back to my book.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You're right.
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Boring story, anyway.
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I'm only going to my ex-wife's wedding.
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The woman who cheated on me every chance
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she got.
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I don't even know why I divorced her.
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I should have just murdered her and framed
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my lawyer, like the guy in the book
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you're reading.
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Okay.
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This better be good.
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So why on earth would you want to
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go to your ex-wife's wedding?
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I didn't want to.
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It was my nurse, Margaret.
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Whenever she wants me to do something I
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don't want to do, she gives me this
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look.
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What look?
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What?
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I was looking through your desk, and I
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found this.
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An invitation to your ex-wife's wedding.
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Oh.
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Well, what the hell are you doing going
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through my desk?
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It's the only way that I find out
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what's going on around here.
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Sandra lives in Connecticut, which means that you're
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going to have to leave early.
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Which means that I am going to have
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to reschedule all the patients.
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No, you don't.
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Why don't you ever tell me anything?
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The wedding is tonight.
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It doesn't matter.
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How are you going to pull this off?
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Easy.
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I'm not going.
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Oh, did you send in the RSVP card?
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Yes, I did send in the RSVP.
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Oh.
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Okay, then.
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So she knows that you're not coming.
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Uh, no, no.
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Not exactly.
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I sent the card in on a day
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when I thought I might have wanted to
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go.
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Now I don't feel that way, so I'm
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not going.
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Oh, you said you're going, so you have
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to go.
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You are going.
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End of story.
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Wait a minute.
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She works for you?
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Yeah.
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Sounds more like you work for her.
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Feels that way, too.
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Still, she does have a point, though.
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You sent in the card.
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It's kind of rude not to show up.
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Kind of rude of my ex-wife to
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cheat on me and take half my money.
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Hmm.
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I've been there.
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Didn't mind the cheating so much, but the
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money really hurts, doesn't it?
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It's a pattern in my life.
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Give me money to people who don't deserve
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it.
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It's 10.30. I'm going to lunch.
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Whoa, whoa.
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You just got here.
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I know, but I have a date.
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You also have a job.
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I have an early lunch date, a late
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lunch date, one at dinner, and one around
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midnight.
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Wow, Linda, you really take Valentine's Day seriously.
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Oh, it's Valentine's Day?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on.
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I need your help.
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Now that someone is leaving early to go
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to his ex-wife's wedding, we've got a
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lot of work to do.
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No, you don't.
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There's no way in hell I'm going to
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that wedding, and that's final.
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So, judging from your attire, you're either 50
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years late for the prom, or you lost
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the battle.
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I lose a lot of battles.
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Too many women in my life.
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You know, Margaret's right.
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You should have never sent that card in.
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Now you have to go.
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She already paid for your dinner.
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Have you seen my divorce settlement?
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I think I paid for my own dinner.
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Hell, I think I paid for everyone's dinner.
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In fact, it wouldn't help if you had
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a date, because you know I'd do that
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for you.
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You would?
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Absolutely.
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If I didn't already have a date with
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Scott.
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Did I tell you I have a date
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with Scott?
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Look at my flowers.
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Look at my chocolates.
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What the hell does that have to do
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with anything?
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Nothing.
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I just want you to look.
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Okay.
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Yes, I sent her flowers, but I did
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not know she was your wife.
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Geez.
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You follow a woman around the supermarket for
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half an hour, you think you know her.
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Well, so far, that's three no's, two get
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lost, and one married guy who suggests I
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go on a date with myself.
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I'm paraphrasing.
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Hey, Jake, you ready for some basketball tonight?
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Well, it looks like I might not make
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it.
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Turns out Amanda isn't so indifferent to Valentine's
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Day after all.
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What happened?
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I thought she didn't care.
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Well, so did I, but I got the
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impression that she changed her mind somewhere between
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the words heartless bastard and rotten hell.
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Well, Amanda sounds really pissed.
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Maybe she'll bring her something.
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A necklace, maybe.
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Sounds like she's already wearing something of his
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around her neck.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Bob's just jealous that you have a woman
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to push you around, and he doesn't.
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You know what?
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That's it.
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I'm going home.
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I'm telling Amanda that she can't tell me
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what to do.
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I don't care if it is Valentine's Day.
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There you go.
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Jake, that's a men's room.
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Yeah, I know.
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I need time to think of what I'm
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gonna say.
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So, Becker, if none of my prospects pan
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out, can I come over and watch the
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game with you?
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You know, Bob, I don't care what you
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do.
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Hey, that's the closest I've gotten to a
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yes all day.
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It's a date.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Hey, you.
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Oh, chocolates.
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Can I have one?
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Oh, no.
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These are not to be eaten there.
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To be saved and treasured.
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That way, for the rest of my life,
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I can remember what a great day today
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was.
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That's exactly why I keep the hamster that
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Jimmy Fisher gave me in the fifth grade.
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Still alive?
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Yeah, he calls me every few months.
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I can't get rid of him.
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So, when are you leaving for the wedding?
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I'm not going.
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But you have to.
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Margaret said so.
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Why is it so hard for everyone to
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understand I'm not going?
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I don't want to go.
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I don't want to go to Connecticut.
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I don't want to see Sandra.
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I don't want to walk into a room
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full of people and have them talk about
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me all night.
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Well, they'll talk about you more if you
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don't go.
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Oh, there'll be hundreds of people.
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They won't even notice.
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Of course they will.
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You know that table by the door with
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the place cards?
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Yours is going to be the only one
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that no one picked up.
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Everyone's going to be looking at that lonely
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little card.
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Dr. John Becker.
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Ex-husband.
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Too afraid to show his face.
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I don't care.
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Well, if you don't go, they're going to
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think you gained 100 pounds.
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I don't care.
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Or they'll think you were arrested.
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I don't care.
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Or they'll think you turned out to be
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gay.
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I don't care.
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Or they'll think that you're still in love
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with her.
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I don't care.
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What'd you just say?
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They'll think that you're still in love with
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her.
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Oh, all right, I'll go.
348
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So, basically, you're going to your ex-wife's
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wedding to prove that you're not still in
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love with her?
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Something like that.
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I'd go to my ex's funeral, but only
353
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to make sure she was dead.
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Hey, you ought to make that 5.15.
355
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You better get out of here.
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That's all right, I'll catch the next one.
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That way I'll miss the uncomfortable milling-around
358
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part before the wedding.
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00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:48,580
Mm, I hate that part.
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It's the worst.
361
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You got to talk to people and tell
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them how good they look, which is hard,
363
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,640
because they haven't served the drinks yet.
364
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Yeah, I always wait to serve the liquor
365
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till after the ceremony.
366
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The church is the part you need to
367
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,160
get loaded for.
368
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I completely forgot about the ceremony.
369
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,040
Ugh.
370
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Knowing Sandra, she probably wrote her own vows.
371
00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,080
There may not be enough alcohol in the
372
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world to get me through that, but let's
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00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,600
try, shall we?
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You're not going to believe Margaret and Linda.
375
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:20,440
I mean, they already got my train ticket,
376
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they rented my tux, now they're out buying
377
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a gift.
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Women, just hear the word wedding.
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00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,060
Becker, we all have to do things we
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don't want to do.
381
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,940
I know Sandra's wedding is probably bringing up
382
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a lot of issues for you, so I
383
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,700
just want you to know, if there's anything
384
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that you want to talk about...
385
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Oh, my God, is that for me?
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Becker, look what I got.
387
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Could you sign here, please?
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Isn't it a wonderful day to be in
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love?
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I wouldn't know.
391
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,800
I've been divorced three times, and I'm drowning
392
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,500
in alimony.
393
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,360
I'm afraid to take this crappy job.
394
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So, and you make me say this, have
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a berry special day.
396
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,240
Thank you.
397
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:02,900
You too.
398
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,140
Can't wait for tonight.
399
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,320
Isn't he so sweet?
400
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,800
Scott's just the best.
401
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,240
I wuv you.
402
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400
Wait a minute, what?
403
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,500
The bear, it says, I wuv you.
404
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,920
I wuv you.
405
00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,120
You hate those stupid bears.
406
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,760
Yeah, what kind of guys send those things?
407
00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:28,600
Losers.
408
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,480
That's the type that Reggie attracts.
409
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,700
She's pretty, got a good head on her
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00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,140
shoulders, but when it comes to men, she's
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a mess.
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00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,780
Scott, Scott, Scott.
413
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You were doing so well.
414
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,600
Why did you have to throw it all
415
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,020
away on an I wuv you bear?
416
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,380
He doesn't even know what wuv is.
417
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:55,060
So you're dumping the guy?
418
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,500
I have to.
419
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,480
This isn't just a bear.
420
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,340
This is a plush omen of doom.
421
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,420
The kind of guy who sends this is
422
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,220
the kind of guy who cries after sex,
423
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,120
who leaves a poem on your pillow, who,
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00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:07,640
every time you're at a movie and a
425
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,100
baby comes on screen, squeezes your hand.
426
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,300
Why do I always attract guys like that?
427
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,780
Well, maybe it's the ads you're answering.
428
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:26,760
I don't answer ads.
429
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,540
Reg, come on, it sucks.
430
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,220
Hey, guys.
431
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,280
Hey, Jake.
432
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,100
Good, you're here.
433
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,980
Listen, things with me and Amanda are cool.
434
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:37,920
I laid down the law.
435
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,440
I told her she has to accept that
436
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,020
I have friends, and that I'm gonna do
437
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,140
what I'm gonna do Valentine's Day and night.
438
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,920
Actually, I kind of got suckered into going
439
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,300
to this wedding, Jake, so I came to...
440
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:47,840
Oh, thank God.
441
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:48,920
All right, I better get home before she
442
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:49,580
trashes the place.
443
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,300
That Jake guy sounds totally whipped.
444
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,040
Yeah, he's got to learn how to stand
445
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,640
up for himself.
446
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,240
I mean, she treats him like a little
447
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:58,700
boy.
448
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,240
How still?
449
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,460
You got schmutz on your cheek.
450
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,560
Monica, come on, leave me alone, will you?
451
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,960
Don't forget your gift.
452
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,120
Oh, when did I get her?
453
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,360
Just what you always wanted, a gravy boat.
454
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,940
That's the worst gift I've ever heard.
455
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,940
It was the cheapest thing on the registry.
456
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,980
Oh, then good job.
457
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,960
Okay, all right, let's get a look at
458
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,060
you.
459
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,820
John, brown shoes.
460
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,660
It's bad enough wearing rented pants.
461
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,860
I'll be damned if I'll stick my foot
462
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,000
in some other man's shoe.
463
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,000
Why, I don't bowl.
464
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,820
You don't bowl because those little girls made
465
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:34,380
fun of you.
466
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,520
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
467
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,280
You were bowling and little girls made fun
468
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:40,520
of you?
469
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,760
First of all, bowling's stupid.
470
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,700
And second of all, when I was leaning
471
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,100
over to release the ball, I heard my
472
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,240
pants rip, so I stood up quickly and
473
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,460
got a little dizzy.
474
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,620
Long story short, I ended up sitting on
475
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,140
some little girl's birthday cake.
476
00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,660
With the candles lit.
477
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,240
That's why I said, long story short.
478
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,620
Look at you.
479
00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,160
Who'd have thought you'd clean up so well?
480
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,720
Yeah, it's true what they say.
481
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,820
A tuxedo can make anyone look good.
482
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,740
And I'm very proud of you for going.
483
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,600
I know it's not an easy thing for
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00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,060
you to do.
485
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:24,100
Oh.
486
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,640
Oh, thank you, Linda.
487
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,540
Hurry up, John.
488
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,660
You're gonna miss your train.
489
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,180
So I really have to go?
490
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:37,800
Yeah.
491
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,200
Because if you don't, people will think that...
492
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,580
I still love her.
493
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:44,920
Told you, Margaret.
494
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,940
Well, that was a very interesting story.
495
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:51,960
Yeah, I'm not finished.
496
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,180
I know, but the game's on.
497
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,340
Well, I can take a hint.
498
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:56,920
Not really.
499
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,460
I get it, I get it.
500
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,540
Yeah, you're sick of me.
501
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,760
Who wouldn't be?
502
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:05,140
I just wasted an hour of your time
503
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,560
feeling sorry for myself.
504
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,040
If you're gonna make that wedding, you better
505
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,520
get going.
506
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,920
I'm in no rush.
507
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,140
Just watch your game, pretend I'm not here.
508
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:13,800
Tried that.
509
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,240
You're not going, are you?
510
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,140
Uh...
511
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,500
Maybe that Linda was right.
512
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,200
Maybe you are still in love with your
513
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:27,580
ex-wife.
514
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,720
No, no, I'm not.
515
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,480
Then what is it?
516
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,720
I don't want to walk into a room
517
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,200
full of people all staring at me, thinking
518
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,740
the same thing, that she's moved on and
519
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:38,240
I haven't.
520
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,620
I know that's what they're thinking, because that's
521
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,340
what I'm thinking.
522
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,580
I'm still alone, and Sandra's getting married.
523
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,200
Sounds to me like you're married.
524
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,200
What?
525
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,660
Okay, we're in a commercial.
526
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,800
Let's start with the girl in the diner.
527
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:55,620
Reggie?
528
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,520
Right, Reggie.
529
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,640
Look, it's easy to find someone who'll listen
530
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,420
to you, but she seems to actually care
531
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:00,880
about you.
532
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,720
That's hard to find, trust me.
533
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,819
Then there's that Jake guy you were supposed
534
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:05,740
to watch the game with.
535
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,180
Sounds like a pretty good friend.
536
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,540
Could be your best friend.
537
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:11,000
And what about Linda at the office?
538
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,819
She drives you crazy, but obviously admires the
539
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:14,300
hell out of you.
540
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,520
And that nurse.
541
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:16,599
Margaret.
542
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,619
Right, Margaret.
543
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,480
She's really tough on you, but I think
544
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,420
she's looking out for you.
545
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,480
Now, you put all those people together, you
546
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,660
got yourself a great wife.
547
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,680
You know, I never thought of it that
548
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:27,860
way.
549
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,120
Yeah.
550
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,820
In fact, I think you're more married to
551
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,060
your wife than I am to mine.
552
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:32,840
Yeah, except for the sex.
553
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,740
Like I said.
554
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,400
That's something you may be right.
555
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,100
Thank you.
556
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:43,400
Yeah.
557
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,340
You know, you really better get going.
558
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,740
Your train leaves in ten minutes.
559
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:47,720
Really?
560
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:48,880
Okay, twenty.
561
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,680
I just really want to watch the game.
562
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,280
Where have you been?
563
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,960
What are you doing here?
564
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,900
The game started an hour ago.
565
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,440
We were supposed to watch it together.
566
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,360
So?
567
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,140
So.
568
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,440
You didn't even call.
569
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,800
Are you out of your mind?
570
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,820
I was really looking forward to this evening.
571
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,140
And you ruined it.
572
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,560
I made sandwiches.
573
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:48,660
Really?
574
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:48,800
Really?
575
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,300
What kind?
576
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,900
Turkey, roast beef and salami.
577
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,600
I didn't know what you wanted.
578
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,100
I'm sorry.
579
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,020
I forgot we had plans.
580
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,320
Why do I even bother?
581
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,360
Would it help if I gave you a
582
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:11,600
gift?
583
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,150
I don't know.
584
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,090
Maybe.
585
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,460
A gravy boat.
586
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,290
Doesn't make it all right, but it's a
587
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:39,550
start.
588
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,670
Happy Valentine's Day.
589
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:47,510
Oh.
590
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,070
Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Bob.
591
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:55,870
Here, I fixed you a plate.
592
00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:58,850
Thanks.
593
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,390
And I suppose if you wanted me to
594
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,610
know why you were wearing a tuxedo, you
595
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,330
would have told me.
596
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,300
I was supposed to go to a...
597
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,660
I don't want to talk about it.
598
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,120
Okay, fine.
599
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,640
We'll talk about it later.
600
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:35,610
Let's just forget about all of this and
601
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,990
finish watching the game.
602
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,380
Get your feet off the table.
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