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This programme contains
shocking scenes of violence that
some viewers may find distressing,
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strong language from the start,
offensive and
discriminatory attitudes,
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and scenes of a sexual nature
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..Clive in my house, and he's there
when this fight breaks out.
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I swear to God, that's the end
of it. I've had enough.
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So, she found her dad at
the bottom of the stairs. Oh.
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LAUGHS
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Yeah.
God knows how long he'd been there.
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The ambulance took forever.
She's like, "Party's cancelled.
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"If you want the buffet,
come and help yourself."
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Can she not freeze it?
No, she was all dramatic.
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She was like,
"Get it out of my sight!" I mean,
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that was ten o'clock this morning.
I mean, he might be dead by now.
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It's a wake. Rest in peace, Daddy.
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Oh, my God!
I love a cheap sausage roll.
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Mm! I thought we could
start season two.
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Um, it's eight episodes,
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so we could do four this afternoon,
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and then four next week.
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You know, see how we get on.
Mm.
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Got pizza, so don't go
and order Deliveroo.
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It's twice the price.
We can't afford it.
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I told you, I got paid in cash
by him next door, didn't I?
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How much did you charge?
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800 quid.
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How much did he give you? 800 quid.
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What, he didn't give a tip?
No. Tight bastard.
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He's a proper little Scotsman,
that one, ain't he?
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But what does she think?
That's what I'm dying to know.
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Marie. How much does she know?
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I don't think she knows anything.
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She knows George is gay, though.
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No, I don't think so.
Of course she does.
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That needs a chutney or something.
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Mm. And I'm not asking,
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because you told me that
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I interfere too much
with that family.
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But she could help.
She could talk some sense into them.
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But no.
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You wanna keep it all
secret from her.
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She's not my wife.
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I know, but you could try.
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You don't have to be all....
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What?
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OK. Oh, what is it this time?
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I'm just saying you don't have
to be all gay man about this.
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Meaning? I've told you before.
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What? Sometimes, Leo,
you can look down on women.
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Fuck off.
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Like that.
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So, Clive is next door
and you're having a go at me?
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Well, you know.
Your mum wasn't the nicest. Ugh.
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Your words.
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You've spent 35 years
on Canal Street,
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where it's men all day
and all night,
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and maybe that makes women
a bit irrelevant.
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Oh, so straight men aren't
the problem, it's the gays?
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Sometimes, yeah.
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I think, in your eyes,
women get reduced.
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Mm, thank you, good to know.
I'm sorry,
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that's Carly saying that,
my own daughter.
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And she says I go running round
after you clearing up your mess.
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What have I done?
I am not saying she's right...
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What have I done today to deserve
this? That's what she sees.
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I woke up, it's my day off...
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I mean, it's my fault. I thought,
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"Oh, I'll spend it with Stephanie.
Watch season two. That'll be nice."
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And it's gotta be said,
when Claude did all that stuff
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and emptied the account, you were
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too busy. ..my best mate has a go
at me cos I was kind.
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Ask Roddy. Just ask him.
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Just tell me, why do you have
to make... he'll go straight home
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and tell him...
..everything so difficult?
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and then, they're all
laughing at me.
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It's like that. Your hand.
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What happened to your hand?
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I just bruised it, that's all.
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How? At work.
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Were you in a fight? No.
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You kept secrets with that Patricia.
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If you're hiding things
from me now...
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..don't.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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We are arriving, we're arrivisto,
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we are arriving,
we're on the piss-to.
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Jesus Christ! Call the police,
the lunatics have escaped.
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Hey, come on in.
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How are ya? Come on, come on.
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All right, Tuckshop? All right?
In you get, in you get.
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Are you giving up? Eh?
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Are you selling it off, are you?
Are you retiring, old man?
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No, I've gotta carry my stuff in
from the van every night, haven't I?
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And then every morning I've gotta
carry it back to the van,
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cos I can't leave it in
the van overnight
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because of thieving bastards
like you.
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Hey, don't take me on.
Look at this. Feel that.
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Yeah, you're looking good.
Oh, bit of work in that, mate.
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I discovered this thing,
yeah, with the cables.
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If you wanna isolate
your pelvic floor,
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shove your finger up your arse.
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Well, you'd love that.
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I love it, mate, it makes you
tense up like crazy, like, whoa!
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Oh, yeah, well, there's nothing
they can do about your ugly face,
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is there? Eh? Come on. Saul! Saul!
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Yeah? Your mates are here, come on.
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George, where are you? George.
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Hold on. I've told you,
will you knock?
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You little twat, is that you?
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What's going on there?
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I dunno. Where's it from?
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That boy Mikey. It's reposted from
someone called Beryl5. Who's she?
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Look, do what you want,
I don't care,
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but what's your lot at
college gonna say?
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Now, don't be stupid.
And get it deleted.
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You look very pretty, Georgina.
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Roddy, you knob, where are you?
We need to get the T-shirts.
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All right, Melba?
What you having, love?
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The usual, please. Coming up.
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Mikey, how do you know Beryl?
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We did that thing at Contact.
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You reposted her.
That boy in the make-up,
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it's Saul's brother.
Can you take it down?
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Tell her, not me. I am.
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You know what they're doing now,
don't you?
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Huh? Women?
They are freezing their eggs,
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cos they say our generation is
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so useless that we can't touch 'em.
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Like we're not good enough.
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Olly, tell him, when was the last
time you had a girlfriend?
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Never had one. 23, never had a
girlfriend. And he's beautiful,
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huh? Fit as a fucking horse.
But they've reduced him to an NPC.
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I've never had a problem.
Don't forget the T-shirts.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Grab this.
Grab this for us.
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There you go, mate, all the best.
Thank you.
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Kofi, put it down, man,
my mum's gonna kill you.
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Er, Roddy, are you,
are you still vaping?
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Mate, like an addiction,
I swapped one for the other.
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Look, I've got the real thing.
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So, I was wondering,
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how's your dad getting on?
Has he moved in yet?
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Yeah, it's great. Sweet.
Same size as the old shop,
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just better location.
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Right. Does he need any help?
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Nah. He's all good.
It were a bakery before,
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so nothing's changed.
He's just moving stuff around.
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Still, if he needs any work
doing, I'm available.
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You know, just,
things are a bit tough right now,
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you know, so they've got us on this
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breathing Space scheme,
you know, it's just...um...
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Trouble is he moved the counter
and he needed the front rewiring,
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yeah, and do you know who did it?
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Me.
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Yeah, but you're not an electrician,
are you? So, maybe I should check it
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over, you know. I mean, I wouldn't
charge much. I did it for free.
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Yeah, but you don't know what
you're doing.
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I watched it on YouTube.
Couple of tutorials.
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It was a piece of piss.
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Where are you, Roddy boy?
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Monty, come here.
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# We are arriving, we're arrivisto,
we are arriving... #
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Hey, Monty! Mr G, big man?
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Ha-ha! You big idiot! How you doing?
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Yeah, good, how are you?
JMan, have a beer.
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Hey, John...John. Come here.
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Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate.
No, you owe me a pint.
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Mr Goss, no way.
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Come on, everyone, T-shirts.
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Get changed, all of you. This lot
are sponsoring the beer.
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ALL: Heyyy!
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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Come on, Blues!
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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Fuck off! Out!
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I'm so confident that I'll give
Tuckshop a blowjob myself.
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Heyyy!
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MELEE OF EXCITED BANTER
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INDISTINCT
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Do you wanna know how many goals
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I reckon we're gonna score today?
One, two, three, four, five.
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You like what you see, George?
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George, put it on.
They want kids buying this stuff.
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ALL TALK AND CHEER
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THEY CHANT: We're arrivisto,
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We are arriving,
we're on the piss-to.
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Hey, get this.
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Oh, fuck off, Roddy!
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We can be sponsored by Grindr.
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Get off me! You tight bitch!
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Fuck off. Love your daddy, boy.
Get off. We're livestreaming this.
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OK, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy...Roddy.
Stop it.
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Come on, it's starting. Get a beer.
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SILENCE
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Let me tell you something, boy.
All right?
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Let me tell you something really
important now.
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Don't enjoy it too much, all right?
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CHEERS AND LAUGHTER
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Eh? Don't enjoy it too much.
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CHEERS AND LAUGHTER
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Come on. Oi, oi, sit down.
Come on.
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Come on, everyone, get down here.
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Let's get going.
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ZOMBIES SNARL
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INDISTINCT
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THEY SCREAM
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ALL CHEER
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FAINT MELEE OF CHATTER
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Ohhhhh!
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Don't be sad. Don't be sad,
baby boy.
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Will you fuck off?
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Hey, language!
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Leave him alone.
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Or what?
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Or you'll find out.
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You're not my boss any more,
so be careful.
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Mr Goss,
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do you know what Saul does upstairs
on his camera?
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It's none of my business, is it?
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A man's bedroom is his castle.
Am I right, lads, eh?
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CHEERS OF AGREEMENT
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We've all seen it.
Billy's sister's passed it round.
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The noise you make when you cum,
you're like a little girl.
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You can shut it,
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or I'm gonna tell them all
why Sheena binned you.
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What did she say?
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Tell you later.
Nah, what did she say?
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I can't tell you now,
cos that would be...premature.
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Fuck off.
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You fuck off. Fuck off!
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Men against boys.
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MEN CHEER AND LAUGH
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Hey, Roddy, this is you.
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ALL LAUGH
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Yeah, yeah, good one, that.
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He got you there, Roddy.
Eh? He got you there.
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He done you.
He's absolutely done you.
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That photo's back. Saul's brother.
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It's on the Lippy Manc site.
Once it's out, you can't stop it.
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You know what I blame for
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the downfall of civilisation?
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Croissants. Croissants?
241
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:49,944
Have you seen them,
the modern croissant?
242
00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:52,824
Walk down the street, every other
shop's an artisan bakery.
243
00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:54,504
Never mind you can't pay
the gas bill,
244
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:55,664
have a croissant.
245
00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:59,584
Oh, and there are trays
of these things all pimped out
246
00:12:59,624 --> 00:13:03,224
with crests of pistachio Chantilly
cream on top,
247
00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:06,464
and stuffed with
a blueberry custard roulade,
248
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:08,984
and covered in glaze and honey
and glitter.
249
00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:11,784
It's the end of the world.
250
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,944
Like the fall of Versailles.
251
00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:19,344
And it leads to the guillotine,
I warn you.
252
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,184
Britain will burn
253
00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:25,984
and the streets will smell
of laminated pastry.
254
00:13:29,544 --> 00:13:31,104
Am I boring you, sweetheart?
255
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,624
No. It's just this thing.
256
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,024
I think it's my fault.
257
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,664
Well, that'll solve it, typing.
258
00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:40,104
That's all the world does now, type.
259
00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:45,624
Heaven forfend you should actually
get off your arse and do something.
260
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:57,064
You see, the problem is in the old
days we'd have
261
00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,344
a fight downstairs, we report it,
police come in, done. Nowadays,
262
00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:05,104
everybody films the bloody fight on
500 different phones,
263
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,744
and that keeps on getting reported
to the police.
264
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:08,904
We're stuck in a loop.
265
00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:11,984
We end up with 500 different reports
of the same thing,
266
00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:16,224
and then the council starts asking
questions like we had 500 fights,
267
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,144
when it was just one.
268
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:22,624
I've gotta go.
Louise can cover my shift.
269
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,144
Sorry.
270
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,584
Calico Road, please.
271
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:11,104
I said, I knew it,
I said she was the devil.
272
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,264
Excuse me, I said so.
And right at the beginning.
273
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,944
Oh, I'm sorry.
274
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,304
Was I disrespecting your rights
as a woman to show
275
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,704
the slightest iota of intelligence.
276
00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:23,424
No. As a matter of fact,
277
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,824
I don't think you treat women badly.
I think you treat everyone badly.
278
00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,824
Ah, there she is!
279
00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:30,144
Ah-hah!
280
00:15:30,184 --> 00:15:32,104
You do think you're cleverer than
everyone else.
281
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:33,264
That's cos I am.
282
00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:34,664
That's the last bit, do you want it?
283
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:38,064
No, you're all right. That's
the problem with next door, though.
284
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,504
You think you're smarter than them.
285
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:42,144
What, the fucking Flintstones?
I should hope so.
286
00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:44,064
I know they might not be
your sort of people,
287
00:15:44,104 --> 00:15:45,944
but think about
it. They've raised two boys,
288
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:47,544
neither one of them has gone to
jail.
289
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:48,584
Only just.
290
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:51,264
No, but they're not in prison,
they're not on drugs.
291
00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:53,504
I mean, they're kind of
bright, really.
292
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:56,384
One of them walks into your house,
helps himself,
293
00:15:56,424 --> 00:15:58,544
and the other one has sex online
294
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,704
and makes money out of it.
That's clever.
295
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:04,464
Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like
to think.
296
00:16:08,624 --> 00:16:11,744
Does it show?
That I think people are thick?
297
00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:14,264
I mean,
can you actually see it on my face?
298
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,104
Like a lighthouse.
299
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:22,144
ALL TALK AND GROAN
300
00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:26,424
All right, boys?
301
00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:28,104
All right, Mrs G?
302
00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,304
Our mum says hello,
and thanks for the blankets.
303
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:35,024
Remember what I said - no vaping.
It stinks the house out.
304
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,904
Bunch of idiots, you lot.
You want pizza at half-time,
305
00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:39,344
you need to put it on now.
306
00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:42,544
Marie. Saul could buy us caviar
all the money he's earning.
307
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,144
Fuck sake, Roddy.
308
00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:13,784
What you doing here?
309
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,904
I was just passing. I knew you lived
next door to the boss.
310
00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:17,184
No, no, you can't come in.
311
00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,784
I don't want to.
I thought we could go into town.
312
00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:21,304
They've got the Maker's Market
in Ancoats.
313
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,624
No, no, just...can you go? Thanks.
314
00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:25,904
George, I saw the live stream,
OK? I was worried.
315
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:26,984
They were battering you.
316
00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:28,304
It's football.
317
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,624
Don't be so stupid! Now, fuck off!
318
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,344
I can't be seen with you.
319
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,544
Why not? Because look at you.
320
00:17:36,704 --> 00:17:39,024
You can't come near my house,
so just go.
321
00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:49,264
Where have you been?
322
00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,704
Nowhere.
323
00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:53,464
Why'd you go outside?
324
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:57,344
Dunno. Just went out.
325
00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:00,824
But what for?
326
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,464
Leave...leave it, leave it.
327
00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:08,344
DOORBELL
328
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:09,584
But what...?
329
00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,104
Ten minutes for the pizza.
330
00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,424
Hey, George, you missed it.
Player's half asleep.
331
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,024
What are you doing here?
332
00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:41,304
Oh, a penalty! Got to be a penalty
that!
333
00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:17,744
I said hello to George
online, and we got on.
334
00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:20,264
He's a laugh.
I took him out for a drink.
335
00:19:20,304 --> 00:19:21,584
What did you do that for?
336
00:19:21,624 --> 00:19:24,864
How old are you? 25.
337
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:25,944
He's 16.
338
00:19:25,984 --> 00:19:28,424
Yeah. I know. That's the point.
He's only 16.
339
00:19:28,464 --> 00:19:29,624
Who's looking out for him?
340
00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:32,024
But I'm just the neighbour.
What am I supposed to do?
341
00:19:32,064 --> 00:19:34,424
There's this photo as well.
342
00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:36,864
We were messing about and...
343
00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,584
Well, what the fuck
did you do to him?
344
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:39,704
We were just having a laugh.
345
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,824
Oh, that's clever, so you thought
you'd recruit him at the same time.
346
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,384
All right, back off, Steph.
347
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,264
Nothing to do with me.
348
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:48,104
But he saw me just now - Clive -
and he's not gonna be happy.
349
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:49,584
Yeah, he's not a monster.
350
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,624
Excuse me?
After everything he did to you?
351
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,944
All right, but George will just
have a bad afternoon.
352
00:19:57,984 --> 00:20:00,984
Don't we all?
It's part of growing up, isn't it?
353
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:03,544
Tell you what, I know Marie.
Why don't I give her a call?
354
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:05,944
No. I know what I'm doing.
355
00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:09,264
I'll just suggest they keep it down
a bit, and it might all calm down.
356
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,344
Clive will never see this.
357
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,784
Mikey's seen it,
358
00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:16,824
and Mikey knows Saul,
and if Saul sees it...
359
00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,664
MOBILE RINGS
360
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,344
Hi, Marie, it's Steph.
361
00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:29,144
Bless George. He looks quite nice.
362
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,384
I was just wondering, I'm in
Leo's...
363
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,864
My mum caught me in full make-up,
and I was older than him.
364
00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,224
You're noisy!
365
00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:37,184
I was 18,
and you know what happened then.
366
00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:38,384
If you can... Well, what can I do?
367
00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:41,624
I guess I could have a chat
with Clive.
368
00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:43,384
In a weird way, we get on quite
well.
369
00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,584
But I can't just walk in there.
370
00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,344
I haven't an excuse to...
371
00:20:49,904 --> 00:20:51,024
Yes, I have.
372
00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:54,504
I'll just be two minutes.
373
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,344
I didn't really know what to say.
374
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:57,944
Don't start episode three
without me.
375
00:20:57,984 --> 00:20:59,744
What you doing?
376
00:21:01,664 --> 00:21:03,504
He isn't going next door, is he?
377
00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,184
What have you done now?
378
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,424
How's it my fault?
379
00:21:08,464 --> 00:21:11,984
Well, the amount of hormones you're
on, no wonder you overreact.
380
00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,104
I had a thought.
381
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,264
It's gonna cost me 200 quid
to have my locks replaced,
382
00:21:20,304 --> 00:21:23,624
but why bother?
We've sorted that out.
383
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:26,104
There's no way it would
ever happen again.
384
00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:28,224
And it's really convenient you
having my key.
385
00:21:28,264 --> 00:21:31,784
So, a wee peace offering.
386
00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:36,744
Sorry to interrupt.
387
00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:39,584
BOISTEROUS SHOUTING
388
00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:41,184
It's half-time.
389
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,864
Well, if you've got five minutes,
could I have a little word?
390
00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:05,584
Look, I know they're all just
having fun,
391
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:10,144
but I've been there,
on the receiving end, so to speak.
392
00:22:11,944 --> 00:22:13,824
So, you're watching us?
393
00:22:13,864 --> 00:22:16,104
No, it's online.
Everyone can see that.
394
00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:18,664
They're broadcasting live from
your house.
395
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,824
And I was just saying next door,
right now,
396
00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:23,384
it's a funny thing,
sociologically...
397
00:22:24,424 --> 00:22:26,504
..gangs of lads always know when
someone's gay.
398
00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:30,584
It's like a herd instinct,
and they can pick on him.
399
00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:32,704
So, you're saying George is gay?
400
00:22:35,424 --> 00:22:36,464
Well, we talked about this.
401
00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:39,584
No, we said we don't know. So, what,
you've made your mind up without me,
402
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,984
have you? You and your mates,
and that Zee.
403
00:22:43,024 --> 00:22:44,544
Is she next door, is she, right now?
404
00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:46,904
Because she was outside.
Or he was outside,
405
00:22:46,944 --> 00:22:50,984
or they were outside.
How does she know George?
406
00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:53,344
She knows Saul, she follows him,
so she follows his brother.
407
00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:54,624
Yeah, you follow someone online,
408
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,944
you don't follow them home.
409
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,064
So, you sit there...
410
00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:03,264
..in your house, with your mates,
and you follow Saul,
411
00:23:03,304 --> 00:23:05,824
and you follow George,
and those great big lads,
412
00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:07,184
and you watch their videos.
413
00:23:08,944 --> 00:23:10,544
Are you watching with your pants
down, Leo? Oh.
414
00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:13,544
And then you come round here and you
say that I'm a bad father. What?
415
00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:16,864
Will you bollock them, Clive?
They're pissing out the back.
416
00:23:16,904 --> 00:23:19,104
For God's sake. Bloody idiots.
417
00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:20,984
Can I have my phone back?
418
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,904
What you doing here?
419
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,624
Why is your friend Steph
phoning me?
420
00:23:25,664 --> 00:23:29,984
I dunno. I just popped in.
421
00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:32,344
Clive, can I have my phone back,
please?
422
00:23:32,384 --> 00:23:35,064
You two. I won't tell you again!
423
00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:38,824
Hi, Mr Struthers.
Are we making too much noise?
424
00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:41,984
No, no, no, you're good.
Good. Hello, George.
425
00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:44,144
That's the man I was talking about.
I worked for him.
426
00:23:44,184 --> 00:23:46,504
MEN CHATTER
427
00:23:50,464 --> 00:23:52,984
All right, move out the way, move
out the way. You take that?
428
00:23:56,064 --> 00:23:58,864
Help yourself, Leo.
We've got pizza for 5,000.
429
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,184
Most of it on the floor.
Monty, what are you doing?
430
00:24:01,224 --> 00:24:02,424
Sorry Mrs G.
431
00:24:02,464 --> 00:24:04,064
Sorry, Mum, he's a fucking idiot.
432
00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:07,184
Yeah, you can shut it, mummy's boy.
433
00:24:07,224 --> 00:24:09,984
I was talking about you, mister.
Oh?
434
00:24:10,024 --> 00:24:12,664
Did Clive tell you
what's happening at work for me?
435
00:24:12,704 --> 00:24:15,504
No. The academy is merging
three kitchens,
436
00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:19,864
so my job is in consultation.
We all know what that means.
437
00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:23,104
That's tough.
No, but the real problem is my boss,
438
00:24:23,144 --> 00:24:27,344
Alexander, he's a gay man, you see.
439
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,704
Well, I don't actually know him.
440
00:24:28,744 --> 00:24:30,024
But this is what he does.
441
00:24:30,064 --> 00:24:32,944
He employs young lads
in the kitchen,
442
00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:34,784
and I mean young,
443
00:24:34,824 --> 00:24:37,224
and they get younger and younger,
those boys.
444
00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,624
Yeah, one of them is under 16.
445
00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:41,304
And the funny thing is,
are their jobs in danger?
446
00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:42,944
No, they're not, they're safe.
447
00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:45,464
It's the women the first to go.
Thank you.
448
00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:47,144
OK, but that is not my fault.
449
00:24:47,184 --> 00:24:49,904
Never is, is it? Blame-free.
450
00:24:51,984 --> 00:24:53,904
Now, behave yourselves, you lot,
451
00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:56,144
and don't start mooning,
for Christ's sake.
452
00:24:56,184 --> 00:24:57,584
I can't promise, Marie.
453
00:24:57,624 --> 00:24:59,584
Have fun. Sorry, is it Mr Struthers?
454
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,104
Can I ask,
have you got any jobs going?
455
00:25:01,144 --> 00:25:02,784
It's just Saul was saying
about the bar.
456
00:25:02,824 --> 00:25:04,944
Er, not at the moment.
But we get a high turnover,
457
00:25:04,984 --> 00:25:06,984
so it's worth asking.
We're Spit & Polish.
458
00:25:07,024 --> 00:25:08,184
You should look at the website.
459
00:25:08,224 --> 00:25:09,824
It's a gay bar, Olly.
460
00:25:09,864 --> 00:25:11,184
I'll show my arse, I don't care.
461
00:25:11,224 --> 00:25:13,064
Hey, it's a good arse.
462
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,104
Yeah, it doesn't actually matter,
463
00:25:16,144 --> 00:25:18,064
cos you don't have to be gay
to work there.
464
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:19,384
We're actually not allowed to ask.
465
00:25:19,424 --> 00:25:22,864
You? Don't ask? Beg your pardon.
He's fucking obsessed.
466
00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:25,304
No, it's the law, Clive,
as you well know.
467
00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:27,144
If you were gonna take on
an apprentice,
468
00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:29,704
you wouldn't be able to ask
if he was gay or straight.
469
00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:31,864
Well, I'd know, though, wouldn't I?
I'd know, wouldn't I, lads?
470
00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:33,424
ALL AFFIRM
471
00:25:33,464 --> 00:25:36,184
Would you know if someone's gay
just by looking?
472
00:25:38,384 --> 00:25:39,664
Not always.
473
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,384
Well, could you tell with us?
474
00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:46,824
Um, well, that depends.
475
00:25:46,864 --> 00:25:49,304
Well, go on. Law of averages,
it's gotta be one of us.
476
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,024
Which one, is it?
477
00:25:51,064 --> 00:25:52,824
Um...
Have you got Grindr on your phone?
478
00:25:52,864 --> 00:25:54,024
Hey, I've got his phone here.
479
00:25:54,064 --> 00:25:56,584
Yeah, could, could I have that back,
please?
480
00:25:56,624 --> 00:25:58,184
Seriously, can I have my phone back?
Thank you.
481
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,504
Go on, open it up.
482
00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:00,624
Got it, got it.
483
00:26:00,664 --> 00:26:03,584
Open it, go on.
Hey, hey, the Grindr test.
484
00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:06,424
Cos if one of us is bent,
that thing's gonna go ping.
485
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,824
Oi-oi, I'll tell you what, boys,
486
00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:10,344
if anyone in this room is gonna nosh
us off,
487
00:26:10,384 --> 00:26:12,224
Tuckshop would eat anything.
488
00:26:12,264 --> 00:26:15,344
You know what? I'll take it, lads,
I'll take it.
489
00:26:15,384 --> 00:26:16,784
Wait a minute, whoa.
490
00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:20,504
Was it your house that
George was in,
491
00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:23,504
drinking wine and...and
wanking off? Cos Saul said...
492
00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:24,744
Shut up, that's been sorted.
493
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,824
You're the gay next door, yeah?
494
00:26:26,864 --> 00:26:28,544
Ah!
495
00:26:28,584 --> 00:26:32,144
Cos I warn you,
leave Georgie Girl alone, old man.
496
00:26:34,184 --> 00:26:35,944
That bitch is mine.
497
00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:37,784
Come on, Roddy.
498
00:26:37,824 --> 00:26:39,224
Oh, my God! He's hard!
499
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,584
ALL CHEER
Fuck off!
500
00:26:41,624 --> 00:26:44,104
He's got a hard-on.
I'm not kidding. He fancies me!
501
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:47,424
Oh, he shamed you! He's so ashamed!
502
00:26:47,464 --> 00:26:49,984
Look at his face. Look at his face!
503
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:52,064
Hey, George, my man.
504
00:26:55,664 --> 00:26:57,904
Oi...Oi. I'll tell you what though,
boys.
505
00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,344
I've had bigger.
506
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,664
You can fuck off, you little prick.
507
00:27:06,704 --> 00:27:08,504
Takes one to know one, mate. Takes
one to know one.
508
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,664
Congratulations, George!
509
00:27:10,704 --> 00:27:12,264
Go on!
510
00:27:12,304 --> 00:27:14,664
ALL CHEER, GLASS SMASHES
511
00:27:14,704 --> 00:27:16,784
Keep it down in there, will you?
512
00:27:26,504 --> 00:27:28,464
Proud of you, mate.
513
00:27:28,504 --> 00:27:29,624
Go on, George.
514
00:27:29,664 --> 00:27:31,424
You proud of yourself?
515
00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:32,784
I didn't do anything.
516
00:27:32,824 --> 00:27:34,224
It's gotta be said though, boys, eh,
517
00:27:34,264 --> 00:27:35,904
it's gotta be said that
my little George,
518
00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:37,304
he didn't stand a chance
519
00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:39,464
with this little pansy next door.
Cos you know what?
520
00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,144
He follows you.
521
00:27:41,184 --> 00:27:44,424
Yeah, all of you. Online.
He's watching you. Look.
522
00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,784
Is that my video?
523
00:27:45,824 --> 00:27:47,984
Yeah. Everything you do,
he's watching.
524
00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:50,544
That's not fair. All the time.
Can I just have that back?
525
00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:52,344
Why? Cos what else is
on there, eh?
526
00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:55,744
Thing is, Mr Goss,
those boys of yours,
527
00:27:55,784 --> 00:27:56,904
they're filthy.
528
00:27:58,104 --> 00:27:59,824
They're fucking obscene.
529
00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:01,704
Both of them, hey?
530
00:28:04,824 --> 00:28:06,944
Turn it off. Turn it off.
531
00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:11,584
Get off me. Get off me.
532
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,664
Go on, have a look, have a look.
533
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,064
All right, all right. That's me.
534
00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:24,744
That's me. Tell you what, Monty,
535
00:28:24,784 --> 00:28:26,584
they wouldn't have you, mate.
536
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:35,904
Hey, Hey, Hey. Good on you, lad,
good on you.
537
00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,704
Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry.
538
00:28:37,744 --> 00:28:40,784
No. Hey, it's good, isn't it?
Cos you know, you're earning money,
539
00:28:40,824 --> 00:28:43,944
and that's what counts, isn't it,
eh, the coin?
540
00:28:43,984 --> 00:28:45,904
Good on you.
541
00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:49,224
SAUL GROANS AND GASPS
542
00:28:53,224 --> 00:28:55,264
Turning you on, George?
543
00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:56,944
You're going too far, Roddy?
544
00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:59,544
Incest is best, yeah? So.
545
00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:02,144
Look, I think I'd better leave you,
Clive. Can I just have my phone?
546
00:29:02,184 --> 00:29:03,784
You've seen it all before anyway,
haven't you?
547
00:29:03,824 --> 00:29:07,984
Eh? He's seen it before,
Mr Struthers from number five, yeah.
548
00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:11,224
You know what? He's seen you, Saul.
549
00:29:11,264 --> 00:29:15,144
He sits there not ten feet away,
watching videos of you.
550
00:29:15,184 --> 00:29:16,424
Oh, my God. On his computer.
551
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,224
You don't...you don't subscribe,
do you?
552
00:29:18,264 --> 00:29:19,984
No, I do not.
553
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:22,624
What's this then?
It's on your bar's website.
554
00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:25,024
Sicko.
555
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,104
Fucking hell, George,
556
00:29:26,144 --> 00:29:28,304
you got something to tell us,
then, or what?
557
00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:38,784
What's that?
558
00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:47,624
George, what is that?
559
00:29:47,664 --> 00:29:49,344
I don't know.
560
00:29:49,384 --> 00:29:50,624
What are you doing there?
I don't know.
561
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:51,744
Where is that? Oh, come on, it's...
562
00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:53,224
Shut up, you!
563
00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:54,784
You pornographer!
564
00:29:57,744 --> 00:29:59,264
Now, you tell me what that is.
565
00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:01,384
Look, I just think that
sometimes when we just have
566
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,784
a lot to drink, we do silly things.
567
00:30:02,824 --> 00:30:05,104
That, to me, looks like a mad night
out with some daft mates.
568
00:30:05,144 --> 00:30:06,944
So, what, he was with you? No.
569
00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:09,224
Is that round your house?
No, it's not.
570
00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:10,864
So, how did you know he was
drunk then?
571
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,064
What, did you get him pissed
and then dress him up, did you?
572
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,304
Clive, just stop it.
573
00:30:15,344 --> 00:30:17,224
Or did you put lipstick on him like
a little doll, did you?
574
00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:20,744
For Christ sakes!
It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.
575
00:30:20,784 --> 00:30:23,464
He lives right next door, Clive.
It's never a stranger.
576
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:24,904
There's lots of it and all.
577
00:30:24,944 --> 00:30:28,824
# When the red, red robin comes bob,
bob, bobbing along, along
578
00:30:28,864 --> 00:30:30,504
# Along
579
00:30:30,544 --> 00:30:36,224
# There'll be no more sorrow
when he starts... #
580
00:30:36,264 --> 00:30:38,704
Fucking hell George,
something to tell us, then?
581
00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:44,904
# When the red, red robin comes bob,
bob, bobbing along, along
582
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,984
# Along
583
00:30:48,024 --> 00:30:50,024
# There'll be no more sorrow
when he starts... #
584
00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:51,064
What you doing to him?
585
00:30:51,104 --> 00:30:53,824
I'm not doing anything,
and I think I'm better off going.
586
00:30:53,864 --> 00:30:55,184
No!
587
00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:56,864
Come on!
588
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,064
Shocking scenes of violence that
some viewers may find distressing
589
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:06,304
You're trying to change my son.
Let me go.
590
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:07,824
You're trying to change him.
Just let me go.
591
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:09,984
Turning him into a little girl?
Clive, let me go.
592
00:31:10,024 --> 00:31:12,184
You seen those photos? What they
do to you when you're trans?
593
00:31:12,224 --> 00:31:14,184
Cos they chop your cock off. Look.
594
00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:15,424
Ask George.
595
00:31:15,464 --> 00:31:16,464
What the fuck? Well?
596
00:31:16,504 --> 00:31:19,944
He didn't do anything. I'd never
let him touch me. He's got HIV.
597
00:31:19,984 --> 00:31:22,104
Dirty fuck! You filthy bastard!
598
00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:24,184
You gotta watch yourself,
Mr Goss, don't touch him.
599
00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:27,704
I saw the pills in his house.
I looked 'em up. He's infected.
600
00:31:27,744 --> 00:31:30,144
I've had it for years, and I'm fine.
601
00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:34,784
But according to Clive,
there's no such thing as HIV,
602
00:31:34,824 --> 00:31:39,264
so go on. Tell 'em, with all
your wisdom, educate the lads.
603
00:31:39,304 --> 00:31:41,104
What's this on your back, George?
Hey, what does that say?
604
00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:43,344
Is that on the T-shirt? No, no, no,
it's on his skin. It's a word.
605
00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:45,184
It's nothing, it's not anything.
606
00:31:45,224 --> 00:31:48,064
Let's have a look...
CROSS TALK
607
00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:49,784
What the fuck is that,
you weird kid?
608
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:50,864
Flo, what's Flo?
609
00:31:50,904 --> 00:31:53,384
Hey, you got anything else?
610
00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:54,984
What does that mean?
611
00:31:56,504 --> 00:31:58,144
What is it?
George, what the fuck, is it?
612
00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,784
Is it menstrual flow? It's a game!
613
00:31:59,824 --> 00:32:02,064
It was a stupid game we were
playing. It's nothing.
614
00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:03,384
What sort of game?
615
00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:04,864
It was his friend. She did it.
616
00:32:04,904 --> 00:32:06,184
Which one? The tranny.
617
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,064
Did you change his name? No.
Did you give him a new name?
618
00:32:08,104 --> 00:32:10,384
No, I've never seen it before.
Did you name him? ..before.
619
00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:11,544
They're gonna cut it off, Clive.
620
00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:12,944
They're gonna cut
his fucking cock off.
621
00:32:12,984 --> 00:32:14,264
What, like this?
622
00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:15,504
MEN GROAN
623
00:32:15,544 --> 00:32:18,384
I'm George, I'm little Georgie.
624
00:32:18,424 --> 00:32:19,704
Gotta say, Mr Goss,
625
00:32:19,744 --> 00:32:21,784
if you want a ladyboy,
you're the expert.
626
00:32:24,824 --> 00:32:26,024
Mr Goss?
627
00:32:26,064 --> 00:32:27,264
Mr G?
628
00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:29,304
What are you doing, Mr Goss?
That's a fella.
629
00:32:34,304 --> 00:32:37,464
We all know you play away from home,
but that's taking it a bit far.
630
00:32:37,504 --> 00:32:38,824
Come here.
631
00:32:38,864 --> 00:32:41,584
ALL SHOUT
632
00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:45,064
Did you plan this? Stop it, Dad.
633
00:32:45,104 --> 00:32:47,384
Is that what you do?
Did you invite me in?
634
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,384
You know, we should hang him high.
635
00:32:49,424 --> 00:32:51,544
Like those trainers that they hang
on the telephone wires,
636
00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:53,144
you know when there's
a crackhouse in the street
637
00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,664
and they put the trainers on
the wires to warn people off.
638
00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,424
They're not a warning,
they're an advert.
639
00:32:58,464 --> 00:32:59,944
Are you correcting me?
640
00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:04,224
You keep grabbing hold,
and breathing on me,
641
00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:05,784
and using your fist,
642
00:33:05,824 --> 00:33:07,424
I really don't know...
643
00:33:09,544 --> 00:33:11,784
..which one of us is gay?
644
00:33:14,024 --> 00:33:15,944
String him up.
645
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,824
Stop it!
646
00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:24,944
Right... Right,
get him to that lamppost there.
647
00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:26,184
Come on, both of you, come on.
648
00:33:26,224 --> 00:33:28,544
Let me go. It's OK.
I'll just go home.
649
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:31,224
Let me go. I'll just go home.
Come on now.
650
00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:33,824
Get up there.
651
00:33:39,544 --> 00:33:41,344
Dad, stop it.
652
00:33:41,384 --> 00:33:42,784
What the fuck?
653
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:43,944
Stop!
654
00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,344
What you doing?
655
00:33:45,384 --> 00:33:46,704
That thing!
656
00:33:46,744 --> 00:33:48,784
Get it! Run! Run!
657
00:33:48,824 --> 00:33:50,584
Grab it now?
658
00:33:50,624 --> 00:33:51,744
Run!
659
00:33:51,784 --> 00:33:54,704
POUNDING ON DOOR
660
00:33:54,744 --> 00:33:57,264
Oh, my God! They're going to get in!
661
00:33:57,304 --> 00:33:59,024
They're getting in!
662
00:34:00,584 --> 00:34:03,144
Clive, OK, OK, Clive.
Clive, I'm sorry, OK?
663
00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:05,984
But just leave Zee alone.
She's done nothing wrong.
664
00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:09,624
Police, police, I need police.
Calico Road, M14.
665
00:34:09,664 --> 00:34:12,024
Throttle him up, lads.
666
00:34:12,064 --> 00:34:14,064
ALL SHOUTING
667
00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:16,024
Dad, stop!
668
00:34:16,064 --> 00:34:17,344
Please!
669
00:34:17,384 --> 00:34:18,864
Stop it!
670
00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:20,384
You can fuck off.
671
00:34:20,424 --> 00:34:21,664
SHE SCREAMS
672
00:34:21,704 --> 00:34:23,624
Yeah, go on! Go on!
673
00:34:23,664 --> 00:34:24,784
Just stop, stop, stop.
674
00:34:24,824 --> 00:34:26,184
Dad, what the fuck?
675
00:34:26,224 --> 00:34:29,144
MEN SHOUT
676
00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:31,184
Hold him. Hold him.
677
00:34:33,184 --> 00:34:35,104
MUSIC PLAYS
678
00:34:38,304 --> 00:34:39,864
Let's get him up there.
679
00:34:41,264 --> 00:34:42,504
Dirty little paedo.
680
00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:45,304
Please stop. Clive.
681
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,544
You take pride...
682
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,664
Please stop! ..in your flag.
683
00:34:48,704 --> 00:34:49,944
God!
684
00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:50,984
It's everywhere.
685
00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:52,224
Please!
686
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,944
Well, we need a new flag,
to say that this street is safe.
687
00:34:55,984 --> 00:34:58,504
Dad, please.
That our children are safe.
688
00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:03,584
That there's one place in this world
that children are safe.
689
00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:04,904
And that flag...
690
00:35:04,944 --> 00:35:05,984
Dad!
691
00:35:06,024 --> 00:35:07,384
..is you!
692
00:35:07,424 --> 00:35:08,584
Help me. Go on!
693
00:35:08,624 --> 00:35:09,824
For God sakes, one of you!
694
00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:11,344
Don't do it! Please, help me!
695
00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:12,384
Hoist him up!
696
00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:13,504
Help me!
697
00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:15,264
Three, two, one.
698
00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:18,184
Three, two, one.
699
00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,144
Three, two, one.
700
00:35:21,184 --> 00:35:22,984
Get him up.
701
00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:25,624
Look at it. Look at it.
702
00:35:25,664 --> 00:35:28,824
No, Dad! No, Dad!
703
00:35:30,144 --> 00:35:31,464
Dad!
704
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,704
Let him go, please!
705
00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:35,504
Got it.
706
00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:36,904
Dad!
707
00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:39,624
Let him go.
708
00:36:08,184 --> 00:36:10,544
HE MURMURS
709
00:37:29,224 --> 00:37:30,704
SHE SCREAMS
710
00:37:30,744 --> 00:37:32,984
He can't breathe!
711
00:37:33,984 --> 00:37:35,384
SHE CRIES OUT
712
00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:38,184
SHE BANGS CAR
713
00:37:38,224 --> 00:37:40,584
SHE SCREAMS
714
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:56,584
What have you...?
What have you done?
715
00:39:38,504 --> 00:39:41,104
APPROACHING SIRENS
716
00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:49,904
Here we are. Cheers.
717
00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:56,504
Has he moved all his things now?
Oh, I've still got his books.
718
00:40:56,544 --> 00:40:58,104
I keep thinking he's done it
on purpose,
719
00:40:58,144 --> 00:40:59,904
and he's gonna come back
to pick them up and say,
720
00:40:59,944 --> 00:41:00,984
"Oh, I made a mistake.
721
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:04,664
"I love you really,
blah, blah, blah." Fuck off!
722
00:41:04,704 --> 00:41:05,784
The divorce is final?
723
00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,504
Absolutely. Yeah.
724
00:41:07,544 --> 00:41:09,144
And the bar's all yours?
725
00:41:09,184 --> 00:41:10,224
Mm-hm.
726
00:41:10,264 --> 00:41:12,024
Are you gonna renovate it?
727
00:41:12,064 --> 00:41:14,064
Cor, it's hard enough just
keeping it open.
728
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:17,664
The costs. Now, I have to employ
four security lads every night,
729
00:41:17,704 --> 00:41:19,664
just cos it gets so rough.
I mean,
730
00:41:19,704 --> 00:41:23,784
in the '90s on Canal Street
you'd never see a fight.
731
00:41:23,824 --> 00:41:27,024
Oh, you did. I was there.
732
00:41:27,064 --> 00:41:28,824
No, you'd have a couple
of drunks maybe,
733
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:31,024
but these days, you know,
windows get smashed.
734
00:41:31,064 --> 00:41:33,664
Men driving past on motorbikes,
throwing bricks.
735
00:41:33,704 --> 00:41:34,784
Come on!
736
00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:37,304
And I'm not starting up,
737
00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:39,424
but you and I can't even mention
trans rights without
738
00:41:39,464 --> 00:41:41,064
a massive fucking argument,
so it's,
739
00:41:41,104 --> 00:41:43,264
it's...it's...it's
all getting worse.
740
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,704
You sound like Melba now.
741
00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:47,904
Well...
742
00:41:49,184 --> 00:41:51,824
..like he always says,
in the old days,
743
00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:55,544
if they hated us, you could say it
was due to a lack of visibility,
744
00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:59,144
because we were hidden in
basements like this.
745
00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:02,424
Fucking in the dark.
746
00:42:02,464 --> 00:42:04,424
No wonder they thought
we were perverts.
747
00:42:04,464 --> 00:42:08,224
And so we fought to be seen.
But what if we got it wrong?
748
00:42:09,984 --> 00:42:14,704
What if they see us
and they still don't like us?
749
00:42:14,744 --> 00:42:18,264
Gosh, you're asking a woman
what that feels like.
750
00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:19,824
OK, but it was fine, you know.
751
00:42:19,864 --> 00:42:21,824
15 years ago everything was fine
752
00:42:21,864 --> 00:42:25,824
and now it just feels
like it's...
753
00:42:27,704 --> 00:42:29,624
..ending.
754
00:42:29,664 --> 00:42:31,184
Do you really think so?
755
00:42:31,224 --> 00:42:35,744
Yeah...Yeah. Every day,
every little thing,
756
00:42:35,784 --> 00:42:37,384
every tiny little thing
that happens,
757
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:43,304
one by one, like banning a book,
or removing a name,
758
00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:45,064
or pulling down a flag. I mean,
759
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,064
it seems like little things,
760
00:42:47,104 --> 00:42:50,184
but there's a sort of
a violence behind it.
761
00:42:50,224 --> 00:42:52,144
And you just get more
and more of these little things,
762
00:42:52,184 --> 00:42:55,224
and every single day it builds
and builds and then...
763
00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,944
I think something big's
gonna happen.
764
00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:22,304
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