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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal PlayResX: 1920 PlayResY: 1080 Timer: 100.0 WrapStyle: 0 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Arial,71,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FFFFFF,&H000F0F0F,&H000F0F0F,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0.00,1,2,3,2,20,20,20,0 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Actor, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.30,0:00:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.10,0:00:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening and welcome to… Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.86,0:00:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- The Great Indian Kapil Show!{\i0}\N{\i1}- The Great Indian Kapil Show!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.78,0:00:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, guys! Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.98,0:00:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi!\N- Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.70,0:01:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Sidhu{\i1} ji?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,How would I know? Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.58,0:01:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I've pounded on the door so many times,\Nbut no one's opening it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.58,0:01:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.62,0:01:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.58,0:01:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.90,0:01:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who locked the door? Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.58,0:01:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Anybody out there? Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.38,0:01:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you make him disappear? Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.98,0:01:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What is he, a Netflix mug\NI'm just going to make disappear? Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.46,0:01:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you've been nicking\Nmugs and plates? Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.82,0:01:38.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just an old habit.\NForget about it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.14,0:01:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me now or I'm making a call. Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.90,0:01:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Go for it.\NLet's see if he even picks up. Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.42,0:01:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,S-i-dhu {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.30,0:01:47.46,Default,,0,0,0,,S-i-dhu {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.74,0:01:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ringing. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.22,0:01:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,He cut the call! Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.86,0:01:58.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you he wouldn't pick up. Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.26,0:02:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did he go? Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.86,0:02:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Sidhu {\i1}ji {\i0}will land a commentary gig.\NYou should focus on your own show. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.18,0:02:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Start the show.\N- Sidhu {\i1}ji {\i0}is unbelievable. Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.66,0:02:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He takes on two jobs in a single day. Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:11.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Lilly, Billy, Silly. Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.94,0:02:13.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Please go back there\Nand take care of my cafe. Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.98,0:02:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And Chilly… Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.86,0:02:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,make sure my uncle there is shining again. Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.90,0:02:21.74,Default,,0,0,0,,How long do I need to keep dusting that? Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.82,0:02:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Until every speck of dust is shaken off\Nand my uncle decides to step out. Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.06,0:02:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Just keep at it. Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't use a wet cloth. He's ticklish\Nand latches onto the nearest person! Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.34,0:02:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Please go. Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.78,0:02:36.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, Kaps.\N- Thank you. Sayonara! Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.18,0:02:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,These foreign girls! Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.94,0:02:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Stunning as they walk in,\Nsomehow even more so walking away! Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.78,0:02:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Anurag Basu sir is here, guys! Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.50,0:03:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} greetings! Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.62,0:03:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada…{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.94,0:03:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you eating? Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.10,0:03:07.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Burger.\N- Burger? Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.26,0:03:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Spent so much on the film\Nthat all you can afford now is a burger? Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.82,0:03:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the director, so I'm eating a burger. Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.74,0:03:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The producer's out there\Nmunching on a {\i1}vada pav!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.98,0:03:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} where's your film's cast?\NWhy are you here alone? Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.30,0:03:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,They're probably shopping\Nor just strolling around. Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.94,0:03:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Where? Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.70,0:03:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Welcome, ma'am!\N- Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.54,0:03:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome, Sara! Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.66,0:03:39.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello!\N- Welcome, Fatima! Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.34,0:03:41.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome, Konkona! Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:47.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.86,0:03:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Women just can't resist shopping\Nwhenever they see a store. Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.22,0:03:54.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.54,0:03:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty sure a woman came up with\Nthe idea of putting stores in airports. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.78,0:03:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure.\NSo, what did you guys buy? Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.98,0:04:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was looking for a CCTV camera.\N- CCTV camera? Why? Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.02,0:04:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,People have been\Nbreaking into our house lately. Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.70,0:04:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Nice!\N- Naughty girl! Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.66,0:04:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Ouch! Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.06,0:04:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ali {\i1}bhai {\i0}is in the film too.\NWhere's he? Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.02,0:04:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome, my bro! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.90,0:04:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Are these your shopping bags or theirs? Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.86,0:04:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I shopped a little. Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.54,0:04:32.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah?\N- A little? Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.18,0:04:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me something.\NYou guys went big with the shopping. Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.98,0:04:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Are these expenses Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.42,0:04:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,going under the film's budget\Nor are they personal? Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.34,0:04:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Who's the film's producer? Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.58,0:04:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Bhushan {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.50,0:04:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I guess you guys just wore\Nyour own wardrobe for the film. Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.62,0:04:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be done for! Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.54,0:04:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I still feel like\Nthe whole cast isn't here yet. Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.54,0:04:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- A few members are still missing.\N- That's right, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.70,0:05:02.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That's one seriously expensive\Nspa you've got! Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.98,0:05:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, how about I bring some oil Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.98,0:05:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and we give each other a massage? Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.62,0:05:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- You oil me up, and I oil you up?\N- No, no. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.94,0:05:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Please give it up for Anupam sir\Nand Pankaj {\i1}bhaiya!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.66,0:05:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Pankaj {\i1}bhaiya,{\i0} welcome to the show! Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.10,0:05:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you, Anupam sir? Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.26,0:05:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm good. Very well. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.70,0:05:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,A big round of applause\Nfor the beautiful star cast! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir! Sir! One selfie!\N- Sir, please! One selfie! Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.94,0:05:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, please!\N- Sir, please! Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.30,0:05:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Go for it. Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.74,0:05:43.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you, sir.\N- Okay, thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.02,0:05:47.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please leave. We're shooting here.\N- I'll walk you all out. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.38,0:05:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll drop you off. Come.\N- Are you really dropping them off? Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.74,0:05:50.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.82,0:05:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Be sure to come back.\N- Careful. He won't let you go that easily. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.30,0:05:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Adi! Adi!\N- Adi! Adi! Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.98,0:06:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.62,0:06:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There goes my heart! Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.62,0:06:05.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- One second. Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.54,0:06:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What "Adi"? Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.30,0:06:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I sign your paychecks,\Nand you're running after Adi?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.74,0:06:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you come after me\Nwith the same fire? Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.78,0:06:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Brought you all the way from Somalia\Nand this is what I get? Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.74,0:06:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Somalia! Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.18,0:06:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Get in there and look after the cafe. Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.66,0:06:26.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Please sit.\NWelcome to the show! Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.94,0:06:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Come, please take a seat. Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.34,0:06:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,All the actors made their way here\Nthemselves, except Aditya. Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.62,0:06:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He came with four girls, and four more\Njoined him when they saw him. So, eight. Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.06,0:06:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Only good karma could earn\Na fan following that strong! Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.98,0:06:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I doubt acting in films\Nis the real reason. Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.14,0:06:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Because if doing films earned you\Nthat kind of attention, Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.54,0:06:52.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Anupam sir has done 900 films.\NAm I right, sir? Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.02,0:06:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Women show up in droves\Nwhenever you're here, Aditya. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.42,0:07:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,There are so many women\Nwho'd love to date him. Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.86,0:07:03.78,Default,,0,0,0,,How difficult is it to lock in dates… Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.86,0:07:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- for shoots?\N- For shoots? Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.82,0:07:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoots. Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.50,0:07:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,With all these distractions,\Nit's only natural… Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.62,0:07:11.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm free currently. Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.98,0:07:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I've got dates\Nfor the next couple of months. Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.66,0:07:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,For shoots. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.98,0:07:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to share something interesting\Nthat I'm sure hasn't escaped your notice. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.22,0:07:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Fitoor,{\i0} Aditya worked with Katrina, Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.78,0:07:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,and she got married. Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.30,0:07:32.78,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Sadak 2,{\i0} he worked with Alia,\Nand she got married. Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.86,0:07:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- That's true. Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.50,0:07:36.78,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}The Night Manager,{\i0}\Nhe worked with Sobhita, Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.86,0:07:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- and she got married.\N- Oh, shit! Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.38,0:07:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- So, Sara… maybe…\N- Sara. Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.30,0:07:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I just wanted to say that… Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.18,0:07:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,you're doing a film with him now.\NWhat's lined up next? Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.26,0:07:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I see! Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.62,0:07:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have you know that… Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.22,0:07:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,even I married Ranveer first. Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.70,0:07:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't marry him! Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.14,0:08:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I didn't marry Ranveer. Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.70,0:08:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I worked with Ranveer,\Nand he got married. Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.50,0:08:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I worked with Varun,\Nand he got married. Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.26,0:08:09.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I worked with Vikrant,\Nand he got married. Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.06,0:08:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I worked with Vicky,\Nand he got married. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.22,0:08:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- So Adi's the one who needs to be careful.\N- Oh, that's why… Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.78,0:08:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Adi, that's right! Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.78,0:08:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- She's got a point.\N- Adi's next. Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.98,0:08:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well done!\N- He better watch out. Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.14,0:08:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well done, Sara!\N- Right? Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.78,0:08:24.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good one. You totally flipped the script.\N- But it's true! Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.86,0:08:27.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I must say something about Anurag {\i1}dada.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.90,0:08:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,He made sure the entire cast\Nshowed up for the film's promotion. Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.14,0:08:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll often see one or two\Nmissing during promotions. Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.34,0:08:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} are they here\Nout of love for the film, Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.18,0:08:37.34,Default,,0,0,0,,or are you holding back\Ntheir last paycheck? Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.62,0:08:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's their love for the film. Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.94,0:08:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} you're the director,\Nbut you hardly speak. Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.98,0:08:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you expect us\Nto shoot this episode? Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.54,0:08:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Fatima's first time on our show. Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.74,0:08:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's excellent, Fatima!\N- Really! Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.66,0:08:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I must say she's a brilliant actress. Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.78,0:08:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,She wrestled in {\i1}Dangal.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.70,0:08:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,She rode a motorcycle in {\i1}Dhak Dhak.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.38,0:09:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She's here with us today on the show. Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.58,0:09:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,So, will you be doing more films,\Nor did you just live your dream today? Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.98,0:09:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This is it.\NThere's nothing else I wish to do. Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.06,0:09:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Done?\N- I should retire. Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.62,0:09:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Just give me the money. Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.26,0:09:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Money? Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.22,0:09:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,If this is my final gig, I deserve some\Nretirement benefits. So come on, pay up! Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.98,0:09:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- We can…\N- I didn't sign you up for this industry! Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.98,0:09:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Just his TDS amount is enough\Nto last you a lifetime. Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.42,0:09:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the thing about Anurag {\i1}dada.{\i0}\NHe made this wonderful film for sure. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.90,0:09:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,More big projects are lined up for him.\NOne of them stars Aditya. Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.82,0:09:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Another project stars Kartik Aaryan. Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.18,0:09:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,One more with Ranbir in the lead,\Nand another with Aamir Khan {\i1}sahab.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.46,0:09:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He's struggling to get my dates,\Notherwise he's got a script ready for me. Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.54,0:09:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.58,0:09:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,No one calls me. I practically\Nbeg them to give me work! Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.86,0:09:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You have lost a lot of weight. Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.14,0:09:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- You look great. Seriously.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.86,0:09:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're looking very nice. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.90,0:10:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.22,0:10:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Say a few more nice things and I won't\Ntalk to anyone else during the shoot. Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.42,0:10:06.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Well, I was… Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.06,0:10:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- busy with my movies. That's why…\N- I see. Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.10,0:10:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- No, Kapil, it's true. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.66,0:10:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Life in a… Metro {\i0}was a beautiful movie. Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.74,0:10:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Basu {\i1}da {\i0}made this one 18 years later. Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.34,0:10:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Basu {\i1}da,{\i0} were you waiting 18 years\Nfor Mumbai's metro construction to finish? Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.86,0:10:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And then make a film? Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.50,0:10:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Basu {\i1}da,{\i0} 18 years! Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.58,0:10:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Irrfan was the first to ask me Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.06,0:10:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,why I didn't make movies more often. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.18,0:10:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's when I really started\Ngiving it some thought. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.62,0:10:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,But I struggled to come up\Nwith a story because… Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.06,0:10:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,it's been nearly two decades\Nand so much has changed. Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.98,0:10:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stories have evolved over the years.\N- Right. Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.58,0:10:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There are fresh narratives\Nand new aspirations. Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.66,0:10:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I believed the time was finally right\Nto make this movie. Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.14,0:10:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- You miss Irrfan {\i1}bhai?{\i0}\N- I miss him very much. Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.74,0:10:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- We all miss him.\N- Absolutely. Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.34,0:10:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What a wonderful man! Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.90,0:10:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So, in this film-- Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.54,0:10:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Konkona is the only cast member\Nwho was part of both the earlier film Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.78,0:11:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and this one. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.54,0:11:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Konkona, is this a Bengali connection\Nor do you have some kind of a metro pass? Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.86,0:11:07.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got a metro pass. Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.46,0:11:10.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Because {\i1}Metro 3{\i0} will come out\Nin another 18 years, right? Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.06,0:11:12.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be the older couple. Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.26,0:11:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,And our pictures will be up on the wall. Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.98,0:11:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knows, you might\Nplay the hero 18 years from now! Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.38,0:11:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- One hundred percent!\N- You're aging backwards. Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.10,0:11:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes! Right.\N- Kher {\i1}sahab.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.02,0:11:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- We'll keep exchanging compliments.\N- Absolutely. Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.26,0:11:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Kher {\i1}sahab {\i0}and Neena {\i1}ji{\i0}\Nsleep in the refrigerator at night. Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.62,0:11:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Refrigerator?\N- Sleep in the refrigerator? Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.26,0:11:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In two separate refrigerators, {\i1}bhaisahab!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.02,0:11:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,They haven't changed one bit. Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.66,0:11:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knows what kind of {\i1}shilajit {\i0}magic\Nyou are on! Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.70,0:11:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,It's-- Let me clarify.\NI'll tell you exactly what it is. Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.98,0:11:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,People have never seen a young me. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.74,0:11:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true. Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.02,0:11:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a good one. Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.02,0:11:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just 27 when I played a 65-year-old. Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.62,0:12:04.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Then 65, 66, 77, 65, 65. Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.18,0:12:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No one really knows\Nwhat my younger self looked like. Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.70,0:12:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that I'm completely bald,\Npeople say I look younger! Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.86,0:12:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You always look handsome, Kher {\i1}sahab!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.66,0:12:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Incredible!\N- Love you! Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.54,0:12:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you. Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.58,0:12:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Recently, Sara said in an interview that Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.10,0:12:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,it wasn't her who chose the film,\Nthe film chose her. Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.70,0:12:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.62,0:12:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me, what's your secret potion… Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.98,0:12:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,for these incredible thoughts? Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.14,0:12:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, just some positive thinking,\Na little yoga… Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.02,0:12:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- prayer, and truth.\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.98,0:12:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it. Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.90,0:12:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's very nice, Sara.\N- Hail Sara! Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.58,0:12:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Hail Sara! Glory to her! Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.22,0:12:50.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Archana {\i1}ji's {\i0}hoping to get some tips\Nfrom you on how to attract films her way. Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.10,0:12:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sure! Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.22,0:12:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Kapil, with the way you've been signing\Nfilms, you should be giving me tips. Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.50,0:12:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me how to go about it. Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.90,0:13:00.06,Default,,0,0,0,,He's been signing films\Nleft, right, and center! Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.14,0:13:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You please stay away. Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.50,0:13:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.18,0:13:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} you're the captain. Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.70,0:13:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,The director of this film. Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.94,0:13:12.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got a beautiful star cast.\NTell us, who's opposite whom in the film? Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.70,0:13:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sara and Adi.\N- Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.78,0:13:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Fatima and Ali. Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.62,0:13:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.58,0:13:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pankaj--\N- We're sitting together. Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.06,0:13:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Sitting together.\NPankaj {\i1}ji {\i0}and Konkona. Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.86,0:13:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And… Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.54,0:13:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They're sitting together too.\NAnupam {\i1}ji {\i0}and Neena {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.90,0:13:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Shall we? Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.98,0:13:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wow! Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.62,0:13:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen! Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.54,0:13:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Ms. Braganza is feeling very jealous! Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.90,0:13:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go over there, you come here. Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.70,0:13:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.70,0:13:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Sister, no! Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.38,0:13:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The duo's great,\Nbut it's the green that seals the deal. Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.06,0:13:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's alright. Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.70,0:13:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Like you all-- We were just\Ntalking about Anupam sir. Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.98,0:13:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,He played an elderly character\Nright at the start of his career. Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.98,0:13:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And now he's doing youth-centric roles! Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.88,0:14:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Uunchai,{\i0} Kher {\i1}sahab{\i0}\Nwas scaling mountains. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.35,0:14:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Vijay 69,{\i0} he was cycling. Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.46,0:14:07.78,Default,,0,0,0,,While taking on this film, maybe\Nyou figured after mountains and bicycles, Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.86,0:14:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,romance is the next adventure! Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.02,0:14:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,They had me walking the streets\Nin this one. Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.46,0:14:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.42,0:14:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're just walking.\N- On a scooter. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.10,0:14:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,On a scooter. Oh my God!\NSo, this scooter-- Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.78,0:14:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't ride a scooter. Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.22,0:14:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- What!\N- Yeah. I mean… Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.62,0:14:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe I have lost your respect.\NPlease forgive me. Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.34,0:14:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was sitting behind him.\N- She was behind me. Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.26,0:14:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- My scooter reared up like a horse! Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.10,0:14:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously. Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.30,0:14:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,A horse? Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.86,0:14:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I rode a horse once in a film by Yash {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.54,0:14:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Aamir Khan and I were racing.\N- Oh my gosh! Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.58,0:14:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Teenu Verma was the fight director. Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.30,0:14:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,He didn't tell me that he was\Nabout to do something. Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.98,0:14:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- You know what he did to the horse?\N- Oh gosh! Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.54,0:14:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- To its tail?\N- Oh, no! Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.50,0:14:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He tugged at the horse's tail. Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.10,0:14:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.14,0:14:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- And…\N- Glad you clarified it was the tail! Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.86,0:15:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wearing a long-haired wig\Nfor the role. Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.46,0:15:05.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The way that horse galloped, I got a taste\Nof what it means to fly with the wind! Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.70,0:15:08.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously. Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.86,0:15:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Neena {\i1}ji,{\i0} there's something\Nwe have noticed. Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.34,0:15:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You might've seen that Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.10,0:15:15.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Anupam sir and Neena {\i1}ji {\i0}have been\Nin a couple of recent movies together. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.82,0:15:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Kaagaz 2, Shiv Shastri Balboa,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.62,0:15:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Uunchai,{\i0} and now in {\i1}Metro… In Dino.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.98,0:15:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it just a coincidence, or is Kher {\i1}sahab{\i0}\Nthe only co-star you're stuck with now? Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.58,0:15:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.50,0:15:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm just kidding. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.58,0:15:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- But I must tell you…\N- Say something nice. Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.18,0:15:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,your fan base is huge, Neena {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.38,0:15:34.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Sidhu {\i1}sahab {\i0}couldn’t make it today\Nfor some reason. Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.50,0:15:38.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the other day, he saw your picture\Non Instagram and went, "Man!" Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.42,0:15:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,"I've hit so many sixes!" Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.22,0:15:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,"What did Viv Richards do\Nto win the match?" Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.74,0:15:50.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Neena {\i1}ji,{\i0} I want to\Ngive you a compliment. Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.38,0:15:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You're also aging backwards. Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.54,0:15:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Touch wood! No evil eye, please.\N- Touch wood. Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.02,0:15:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,No. With Kher {\i1}sahab {\i0}sitting next to you,\Nhow can the evil eye even come close? Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.70,0:16:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Pankaj {\i1}bhai,{\i0} you're doing\Na film with Konkona. Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.30,0:16:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- I feel very happy. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.06,0:16:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Because Pankaj {\i1}bhai--{\i0}\NHe's a brilliant actor. Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.22,0:16:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,But we know him from movies where\Nhe's wielding guns and lobbing bombs. Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.98,0:16:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Shouting abuses. Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.02,0:16:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You've had a romance drought on screen. Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.70,0:16:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. Big-time. Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.98,0:16:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Which one needs more retakes?\NAction scenes or romantic ones? Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.66,0:16:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,When you did your first\Nromantic scene, did your lips go dry? Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.26,0:16:23.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean… Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.82,0:16:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No, the romance in this film Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.42,0:16:28.94,Default,,0,0,0,,comes with a crisis. Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.46,0:16:31.78,Default,,0,0,0,,If it were regular romance,\NI'd have struggled. Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.86,0:16:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see.\N- Yeah. This one's a bit different. Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.26,0:16:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I would've struggled with the other kind. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.94,0:16:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I've only ever romanced one\Nwoman in my life. She's now my wife. Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.54,0:16:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So… Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.10,0:16:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, I'm from Bihar. Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.38,0:16:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,We usually end up getting the short end\Nof the stick when it comes to romance. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.34,0:16:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,But he did ace that wink in a song! Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.78,0:17:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No, seriously.\NI'm appreciatively saying that Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.34,0:17:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,you really pulled off that wink\Nin the shot with her. Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.66,0:17:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada {\i0}told me that at the last moment. Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.58,0:17:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a close-up shot, in Goa,\Nand he asked me to wink. Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.10,0:17:13.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- So, I did.\N- It was so subtle, I completely missed it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.06,0:17:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,A very quick one. Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.34,0:17:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} have you ever winked? Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.10,0:17:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, I have, sir.\N- At whom? Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.90,0:17:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A lot of times in school and college. Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.66,0:17:24.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Really? Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.18,0:17:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You hit them with a wink?! Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.94,0:17:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what did they hit you with? Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.98,0:17:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No man has the guts to say\Nwhat Pankaj did on the show. Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.74,0:17:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,"The only woman I've ever\Nromanced is my wife today." Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.26,0:17:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I can say that. Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.18,0:17:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? How sweet! Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.22,0:17:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,She's the only one who\Never got that side of you? Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.46,0:17:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, the kind of romance Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.90,0:17:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- I believe is the truest.\N- I see. That's great. Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.82,0:17:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And I ended up marrying the one\NI had my last romance with. Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.74,0:18:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Before that…\N- Thank God that was the last! Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.30,0:18:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,What you're seeing right here\Nare the stages of his romance. Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.06,0:18:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That's correct. Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.50,0:18:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't reached that point yet. Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.78,0:18:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well… Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.50,0:18:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,He's so funny! Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.58,0:18:58.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This is wonderful! Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.66,0:19:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Salaam alaikum!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.74,0:19:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Walaikum assalam!{\i0}\N- Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.66,0:19:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll talk to you guys later. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.30,0:19:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me first talk to Pankaj {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.10,0:19:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Go ahead.\N- What is-- Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.30,0:19:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Will they keep going?\N- Won't they stop dancing? Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.54,0:19:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty sure everyone else has seen\Nbelly dancing at least once in their life. Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.38,0:19:20.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But then there's Pankaj {\i1}ji…{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.02,0:19:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,who's only ever been\Nexposed to men dancing in drag. Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.02,0:19:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Men dancing in drag! Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.94,0:19:30.38,Default,,0,0,0,,He's still witnessing it. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.62,0:19:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,How does it feel, Pankaj {\i1}ji?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.10,0:19:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Excellent! Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.02,0:19:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you want this to keep going,\Nor should I make it stop? Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.50,0:19:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll be out of fuel any second.\NEnd it now. Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.66,0:19:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,The song is over. Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.02,0:19:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Thank you.\NThat was great! Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.90,0:19:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,This is incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.86,0:19:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Metro{\i0} is making a comeback\Nafter more than 17 years. Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.38,0:19:54.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.30,0:19:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- There are such beautiful people in {\i1}Metro.{\i0}\N- That's true. Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.98,0:19:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- And the metro we travel in?\N- Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.66,0:20:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It’s full of people who act like camels! Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.54,0:20:07.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I must say,\Nall these pairs are beautiful. Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.50,0:20:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's a movie about couples, right?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.74,0:20:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've got my better half with me too. Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.58,0:20:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me introduce you to my begum… Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.18,0:20:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Gasmine!\N- Gasmine? Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.46,0:20:28.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.82,0:20:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- Whoa! Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.18,0:20:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Look at her expressions!\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.74,0:20:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Gasmine is really happy to see you all, Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.90,0:20:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and she says that all of you\Nare phenomenal actors. Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.14,0:20:42.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- I don't think so. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.38,0:20:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't think they're phenomenal actors? Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.62,0:20:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.78,0:20:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think she's happy to see them. Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.62,0:20:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry!\NI nearly forgot to mention something. Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.26,0:20:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,She has a habit of sleepwalking. Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.50,0:20:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.74,0:20:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.66,0:21:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And because of this habit, we end up\Ntaking her places while she sleepwalks. Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.86,0:21:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Gasmine. Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.82,0:21:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,My heart and star. Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.38,0:21:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Baghdad avatar. Listen to me. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.78,0:21:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Gasmine! Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.70,0:21:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We have arrived\Nwhere we were supposed to. Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.62,0:21:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Open your eyes and take a look at\Nthe beautiful people sitting right here. Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.86,0:21:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Lay your eyes on them\Nand make their beauty shine even more. Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.94,0:21:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Gasmine. Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.74,0:21:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Gasmine. Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.46,0:21:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Gasmine! Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.22,0:21:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Wakey wakey, sleepyhead! Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.30,0:21:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.42,0:21:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.90,0:21:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello!\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.66,0:21:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this queen of yours going to turn\Ninto a werewolf or something? Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.42,0:21:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What happened? Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.46,0:21:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What are all these people\Ndoing in our bedroom? Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.98,0:22:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. They are not in our bedroom. Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.74,0:22:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- What happened? Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.98,0:22:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what are we doing in their bedroom? Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.34,0:22:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we're not in their bedroom either. Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.18,0:22:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Remember {\i1}The Kapil Show?{\i0}\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.58,0:22:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Where a lean and fit Kapil\Nsits down to interview guests. Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.34,0:22:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Lean and fit! Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.90,0:22:21.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember that? Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.66,0:22:25.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And then two fools enter\Nand attempt some comedy. Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.06,0:22:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Superb! Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.66,0:22:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And the one who's… Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.82,0:22:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,doesn't get as many laughs. Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.82,0:22:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! The tall guy\Ndoesn't get as many laughs, right? Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.42,0:22:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He tries his heart out. Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.82,0:22:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Gasmine. Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.42,0:22:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes?\N- What are you guys doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.74,0:22:53.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going through a tough time! Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.26,0:22:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been married for two years now… Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.14,0:22:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,and still, nothing's happened between us. Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.26,0:23:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.78,0:23:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's a lie. Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.94,0:23:04.34,Default,,0,0,0,,There was a fight between us\Njust the day before. Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.62,0:23:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Fights break out between\Nauto-rickshaw drivers as well! Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.42,0:23:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What are the perks of being\Na married couple? Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.14,0:23:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been so stressed! Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.82,0:23:18.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Anupam {\i1}ji.{\i0}\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.30,0:23:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like in {\i1}Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.50,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,nothing happened between\Nyou and Archana {\i1}ji…{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.06,0:23:29.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like that, nothing's happened\Nbetween us in the past two years either. Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.70,0:23:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Whose fault is that? Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.42,0:23:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Anurag {\i1}dada.{\i0}\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.94,0:23:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,On our wedding night,\NI handed her a glass of milk. Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.42,0:23:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.34,0:23:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I drank a little myself,\Nand offered her some. Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.94,0:23:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I told her, "Let's do what\Npeople usually do after drinking milk." Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.66,0:23:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, she headed to the kitchen\Nand started washing the glass. Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.46,0:23:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,So? Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.54,0:23:57.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, come on!\NWe must wash the glass, right? Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.14,0:23:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Of course.\N- If we didn't wash the glass, Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.02,0:24:00.90,Default,,0,0,0,,those hungry cats would show up. Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.50,0:24:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You were scared the hungry cats\Nwould show up… Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.46,0:24:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,but what about the wildcat in the room,\Nwho was left high and dry? Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.66,0:24:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Was that the wildcat meowing? Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.90,0:24:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.50,0:24:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me something. Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.78,0:24:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you really never… Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.38,0:24:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,gone to the movies\Nwith a boyfriend before? Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.06,0:24:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you picture an empty theater? Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.14,0:24:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Maybe you bought some popcorn.\N- Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.58,0:24:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just sitting there. Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.62,0:24:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You haven't touched it in two hours. Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.98,0:24:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Disgusting! Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.26,0:24:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That goes against my principles. Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.02,0:24:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't just go out. Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.58,0:24:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,My boyfriend used to come\Nover to my house. Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.82,0:24:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And we'd sit together-- Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.54,0:24:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember the movie {\i1}Murder{\i0}\Ndirected by Anurag{\i1} ji?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.82,0:25:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,The one starring Emraan Hashmi?\NWe'd watch it together. Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.42,0:25:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You watched{\i1} Murder?!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.94,0:25:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the one movie I've seen\Nwith every boyfriend I've had. Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.90,0:25:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Every boyfriend?\NHow many boyfriends have you had? Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.70,0:25:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No. My mom says Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.18,0:25:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,if you start counting boyfriends\Nor rotis, you attract bad luck. Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.62,0:25:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.74,0:25:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You have seen {\i1}Murder,{\i0}\Nyou know everything! Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.58,0:25:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Then what's stopping you\Nfrom romancing me? Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.86,0:25:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I do not like your style! Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.86,0:25:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- You are a green flag! Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.22,0:25:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Green flag. Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.26,0:25:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, no!\N- And I don't like green flags! Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.78,0:25:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.18,0:25:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I want a red flag! Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.58,0:25:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. I like raw romance. Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.66,0:25:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The real stuff! Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.62,0:25:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I want a total roadside Romeo. Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.58,0:25:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I want that full-on street-style love. Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.02,0:25:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The kind of man who's ready\Nto throw hands in the street for me. Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.70,0:26:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A man who will get drenched\Njust to protect me from the rain. Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.90,0:26:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You've set your sights on the right one. Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.30,0:26:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Please teach me. Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.26,0:26:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Teach you what?\N- Please teach me. Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.06,0:26:26.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Street-style love where you get drenched. Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.50,0:26:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Teach him. Bring a jacket. Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.06,0:26:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bring a jacket.\N- Please teach me. Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.58,0:26:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sure.\N- How should I… Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.62,0:26:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Teach my--\N- My marriage has been-- Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.30,0:26:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please teach my husband.\N- Rain? Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.94,0:26:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Rain? Let's just feel it.\N- Feel it. Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.02,0:26:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- No budget. That works.\N- Everyone, just say… Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.42,0:26:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.66,0:26:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This works. Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.22,0:26:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Feel it.\N- Here we go. Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.62,0:26:52.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be crying. Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.18,0:26:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Take it down a notch. Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.74,0:27:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't remember exactly,\Nbut I think it went like this. Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.86,0:27:04.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Like this… Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.10,0:27:06.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here. Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.14,0:27:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What… Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.18,0:27:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- I've learnt it.\N- Hey, teach me as well! Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.98,0:27:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- I've learnt it.\N- Teach him now. Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.02,0:27:26.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- I've learnt it.\N- What did you learn? Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.34,0:27:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I've learnt what I wanted to. Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.94,0:27:29.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.26,0:27:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,This is it. What was meant\Nto happen, has happened. Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.22,0:27:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is this what you came for?\N- No. It just happened. Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.82,0:27:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- How could you--\N- It just happened. Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.98,0:27:37.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's go.\N- You… Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.74,0:27:38.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Scram! Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.66,0:27:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.58,0:27:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Ali {\i1}bhai {\i0}has been promoted recently. Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.82,0:27:51.26,Default,,0,0,0,,He and his wife, Richa {\i1}ji,{\i0} have recently\Nbecome parents. Congratulations to them! Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.34,0:27:53.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.94,0:27:58.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Ali {\i1}bhai {\i0}played a character in {\i1}Khufiya{\i0}\Nwho sold classified intelligence Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.86,0:28:00.82,Default,,0,0,0,,without his wife suspecting a thing. Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.90,0:28:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,In real life, do you ever\Nhide anything from Richa, Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.94,0:28:05.22,Default,,0,0,0,,or does she always catch you? Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.42,0:28:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't hide anything. Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.74,0:28:13.06,Default,,0,0,0,,That situation hasn't really come up. Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.14,0:28:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, That's okay.\NI was just kidding. Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.54,0:28:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ali is a wonderful person. Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.06,0:28:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like Ali {\i1}bhai {\i0}became a father,\NNeena {\i1}ji recently {\i0}became a grandma. Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.86,0:28:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Congratulations to you.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.62,0:28:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And she's such a cool grandma! Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.06,0:28:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,We saw on social media that she\Nwas singing a lullaby to the baby. Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.54,0:28:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,She was singing {\i1}"Dum Maro Dum"{\i0}\Nto the baby. Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.02,0:28:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Neena {\i1}ji,{\i0} we heard that you told the baby Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.18,0:28:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- to call you Neena instead of {\i1}nani?{\i0}\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.62,0:28:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you worried that romantic roles\Nmight dry up for you? Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.66,0:28:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I feel very young. Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.90,0:28:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I don't want--\N{\i1}"Nani" {\i0}sounds very old. Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.46,0:28:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.46,0:28:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I want to still feel young. Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.78,0:28:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You {\i1}are {\i0}young.\NThat's not news. Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.42,0:28:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not, Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.66,0:28:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- but I can still feel young.\N- "I'm not." Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.66,0:28:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Neena sings well. Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.62,0:28:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That's probably why\Nher grandchild enjoys it. Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.06,0:29:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Kirron, on the other hand,\Nis a terrible singer. Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.26,0:29:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sorry, Kirron.\N- You have to go back home. Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.34,0:29:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, that's why I'm apologizing. Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.78,0:29:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Back when Sikandar was little,\Nhe was lying in his crib one day. Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.14,0:29:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of the blue, Kirron felt like\Nhumming a lullaby for her boy. Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.66,0:29:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.62,0:29:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,She was rocking him gently\Nand began singing a lullaby. Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.90,0:29:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,That seven-month-old baby\Nsuddenly said, "Mamma, no!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.42,0:29:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,"Mamma, no! No!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.06,0:29:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously. Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.98,0:29:26.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, I'm teaching her\Nsome old Hindi ditties. Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.46,0:29:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Things that Masaba can't teach her. Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.42,0:29:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Things like, "Wiggle toes and touch\Nyour nose, dance around in curly rows!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.66,0:29:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, all those things that\NMasaba wouldn't know now. Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.18,0:29:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,If I live long enough, I'll make\Nsure she learns it all from me. Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.54,0:29:40.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, God bless you, ma'am.\N- Don't say that! Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.10,0:29:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice! Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.06,0:29:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll return to this show\Nwith her someday. Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.30,0:29:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say such things. Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.78,0:29:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.70,0:29:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I must tell you this about Pankaj {\i1}bhai.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.94,0:29:51.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He is so humble and grounded. Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.26,0:29:54.14,Default,,0,0,0,,He's so rooted, even now if he\Nclaps his hands, some soil might fly off! Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.22,0:29:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.42,0:29:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, jokes apart. Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.62,0:30:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, you moved from your hometown Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.46,0:30:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,to a metro like Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.78,0:30:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you miss the most\Nabout your hometown? Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.46,0:30:06.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I miss a lot of things. Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.14,0:30:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It was just a week ago that\NI was returning from my hometown. Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.82,0:30:12.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought of a few lines\Nand wrote them out. Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.90,0:30:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- My mother still lives there.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.66,0:30:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,She doesn't really like the city. Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.22,0:30:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I return from seeing my mother{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.50,0:30:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But she, perhaps, is left behind{\i0}\N{\i1}Still holding on to me{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.78,0:30:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.58,0:30:24.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice. Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.90,0:30:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So… Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.98,0:30:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, I miss the village life.\NThe rivers, the little streams, the farms. Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.90,0:30:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,All my ties are there.\NMy mother, above all. Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.30,0:30:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,My father is no more. Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.22,0:30:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I miss him too. Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.94,0:30:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Pankaj {\i1}bhai,{\i0} when you\Nvisit your hometown-- Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.10,0:30:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You mentioned a recent visit just now. Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.18,0:30:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Your old friends must be\Nso happy to meet you Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.02,0:30:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and proud that you've become an actor. Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.82,0:30:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, we do meet.\N- What do they talk to you about? Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.58,0:30:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Because the curiosity of those outside\Nthis field is something else altogether. Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.82,0:30:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,It really is something else! Dialogue: 0,0:30:51.14,0:30:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of questions\Ndo they ask you, Pankaj {\i1}bhai?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.94,0:30:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone asked me\Nthis question many years ago. Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.78,0:30:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"When they shoot an intimate scene, Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.66,0:31:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,do they place a glass\Nbetween the actor and actress?" Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.82,0:31:04.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.86,0:31:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I told him, "That's not true, man." Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.86,0:31:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He asked, "Really?\NDo they really touch each other?" Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.66,0:31:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- I mean, I told him that's how it is. Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.70,0:31:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't really know much about this\Nline of work, or how things actually are. Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.22,0:31:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I get asked\Nall sorts of curious questions. Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.98,0:31:22.34,Default,,0,0,0,,They also ask how actors bleed when\Na bullet is fired in an action scene. Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.42,0:31:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- Such innocent questions! Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.94,0:31:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,We're still talking about a village here. Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.70,0:31:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Back when I used to go to Delhi, Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.34,0:31:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I would-- You know,\NI used to get so angry. Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.50,0:31:31.98,Default,,0,0,0,,We used to live in Karol Bagh. Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.78,0:31:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,The ladies would come to me Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.06,0:31:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and ask me random questions\Nabout Raveena, Rekha, Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.10,0:31:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,who's having an affair with whom,\Nand whatnot. Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.90,0:31:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And then there's always\Nthat one random aunty who goes, Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.10,0:31:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,"You know, my Tillu doesn't do anything.\NHe just loafs around." Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.38,0:31:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,"Please make him an actor." Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.42,0:31:54.22,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like anyone doing nothing in life\Nends up becoming an actor?! Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.30,0:31:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I used to get so angry! Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.90,0:31:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,My childhood friends often ask me, Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.14,0:32:04.18,Default,,0,0,0,,"The actors act, the cameraman\Noperates the camera, but what do you do?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.62,0:32:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,"What's your role?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:07.62,0:32:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,My father was the epitome of innocence. Dialogue: 0,0:32:10.62,0:32:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,He used to travel by train, Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.18,0:32:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and while traveling,\Nhe'd proudly tell people around him, Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.18,0:32:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm Anupam Kher's father." Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.66,0:32:19.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And they would say,\N"Have you lost your mind?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.90,0:32:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"If you're his father,\Nthen what are you doing on a train?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.66,0:32:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd call me at 2:30 a.m. and say, Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.62,0:32:29.18,Default,,0,0,0,,"Listen, Bittu, Malhotra is sitting\Nnext to me. Tell him it's really you." Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.54,0:32:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"Here, talk to him." Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.66,0:32:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'd say, "Dad, I'm sleeping.\NCan we talk later?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.42,0:32:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"No, talk to him right now!" Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.58,0:32:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,"Hello." Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.50,0:32:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,"Who's this?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.82,0:32:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I say, "I'm Anupam." And they say,\N"How do I know it's really you?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.82,0:32:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.10,0:32:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,"Say one of your dialogues." Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.02,0:32:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So there I was, at 2:30 a.m., saying,\N"Did you hear the echo of that slap?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.78,0:32:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,"You'll keep hearing its echo." Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.86,0:32:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,"Rana Vishwa Pratap Singh,\Nfor the rest of your life…" Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.34,0:32:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"Okay, you're indeed Anupam.\NAnd you're really his father." Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.58,0:32:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Aditya, you grew up in Bandra, right? Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.78,0:33:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Actually, Colaba. Yes.\N- Colaba? Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.66,0:33:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,So when you visit places like\NNaigaon or Vapi, Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.10,0:33:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,do you ever miss-- Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.74,0:33:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- No--\N- So what's the difference between Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.02,0:33:10.90,Default,,0,0,0,,the Mumbai you know from Colaba,\Nand the one you see from Bandra? Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.98,0:33:12.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you still in--\N- Well, the roads are a bit wider there. Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.82,0:33:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Bandra's lanes are pretty narrow. Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.18,0:33:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,But I've traveled quite a bit by train. Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.98,0:33:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,For the first five years,\NI only used the train. Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.74,0:33:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,My first job was in Saki Naka. Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.54,0:33:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Yes. I've seen a fair bit of Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.62,0:33:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- Quite a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.82,0:33:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to talk a bit about Fatima. Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.42,0:33:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,If you look at her filmography. Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.70,0:33:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Thar,{\i0}\Nher husband doesn't live with her. Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.50,0:33:34.38,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Ludo,{\i0} her husband abandons her… Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.58,0:33:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and has an affair. Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.18,0:33:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari,{\i0} her lover\Nruns away just before the wedding. Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.58,0:33:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Haven't you ever asked your director,\N"Take a good look at me." Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.22,0:33:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"Do I really look like\Nsomeone a guy would leave?" Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.74,0:33:49.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you ever shown your horoscope\Nto an expert and asked, Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.26,0:33:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"Why do I keep\Nending up like this in movies?" Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.66,0:33:54.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Not yet. I'm not sure why that happens.\N- And in this film? Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.42,0:33:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- You'll find out.\N- You'll find out. Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.02,0:33:59.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- You'll know on July 4th.\N- On July 4th, we'll know. Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.82,0:34:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Fatima, considering how\Nyour film characters Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.02,0:34:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- keep getting abandoned…\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.58,0:34:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,what kind of boyfriend\Nare you actually looking for? Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.42,0:34:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Aap jaisa koi.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.78,0:34:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- I…\N- Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.78,0:34:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, no, no!\N- But I'm married. Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.46,0:34:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, don't get me wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.74,0:34:18.98,Default,,0,0,0,,My next film is {\i1}Aap Jaisa Koi{\i0}\Nwith Madhavan. Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.06,0:34:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,In that one, we share\Na completely different chemistry. Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.54,0:34:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a whole other kind of relationship. Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.94,0:34:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, wow!\N- So please, come back to earth. Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.78,0:34:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So in that film,\Ndoes Madhavan abandon you? Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.54,0:34:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you want that? Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.82,0:34:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, really, it's just been a pattern--\N- I'm not that bad! Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.58,0:34:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No. You're lovely.\NI'm just concerned. Dialogue: 0,0:34:36.78,0:34:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is the film coming to Netflix?\N- It is coming to Netflix. Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.26,0:34:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good luck with that one too.\N- Thank you. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.42,0:34:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Konkona, you've always\Ndone meaningful cinema. Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.66,0:34:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you never feel like\Nwearing a chiffon sari Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.22,0:34:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,in a beautiful field, where Anupam sir-- Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.78,0:34:52.10,Default,,0,0,0,,or any hero… Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.06,0:34:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,plays the mandolin and dances for you?\NYou never wanted to do a role like that? Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.74,0:34:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I never wanted to do that. Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.74,0:35:02.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, let's try\Nto bring this scene indoors. Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.18,0:35:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Like Pankaj {\i1}bhai {\i0}said, Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.94,0:35:05.78,Default,,0,0,0,,he's always had a drought\Nwhen it comes to romantic roles. Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.86,0:35:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,So today, for our audience-- Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.42,0:35:09.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, you have this golden opportunity. Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.02,0:35:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Pankaj {\i1}bhai!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:35:12.18,0:35:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I have arranged a playback performance Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.34,0:35:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,by one of Kishore {\i1}da's{\i0} biggest fans. Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.42,0:35:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Yes, Pankaj {\i1}bhaiya. {\i0}You'll enjoy this. Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.90,0:35:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one who insisted backstage\Nwe work a song in for you, didn't you? Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.18,0:35:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Give a big round of applause\Nfor Pankaj {\i1}bhai {\i0}and Konkona {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.46,0:35:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's welcome, with your applause, Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.78,0:35:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,the brilliant actors Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.30,0:35:41.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Pankaj Tripathi {\i1}ji{\i0} and Konkona Sen Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.86,0:35:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,as they take the stage\Nfor a romantic performance. Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.58,0:35:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The vocals are by someone Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.58,0:35:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,who only became a singer\Nafter being dragged into it. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.90,0:35:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Konkona {\i1}ji.{\i0}\NLet's hear it for them! Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.54,0:36:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.70,0:37:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Superb! Dialogue: 0,0:37:19.82,0:37:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for the lovely song.\NIncredible. Dialogue: 0,0:37:21.54,0:37:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Too good, man! You sing really well.\N- Too good! Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.10,0:37:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know about anyone else, Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.38,0:37:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,but Anurag and I\Ndefinitely felt a little romantic here. Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.26,0:37:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,If you look closely at {\i1}dada's{\i0} films, Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.78,0:37:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,you'll notice that in {\i1}Kites,{\i0}\Nthere were no kites. Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.06,0:37:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Barfi,{\i0} there was no {\i1}barfi.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.30,0:37:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,In {\i1}Ludo,{\i0} there was no ludo. Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.26,0:37:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And you won't spot\Na single metro in {\i1}Metro.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.66,0:37:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} these paychecks you hand out… Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.46,0:37:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- It does.\N- are they from actual banks or not? Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.26,0:37:51.22,Default,,0,0,0,,They are. Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.98,0:37:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard someone say that Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.62,0:37:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,when he writes a check,\Ninstead of signing it, he writes, Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.14,0:37:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"You came with nothing,\Nand you'll leave with nothing." Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.62,0:38:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,They get caught up in {\i1}dada's {\i0}philosophy\Nand forget they came for the money. Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.78,0:38:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I've heard. Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.30,0:38:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, {\i1}dada {\i0}cooks really well.\NDid you all know that? Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.98,0:38:06.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- He does!\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.02,0:38:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Has he cooked for any of you?\N- He has. Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.98,0:38:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- You've all tasted it?\N- Yes, he cooks really well. Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.06,0:38:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He also dances well. Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.62,0:38:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yesterday, I saw him dance. Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.70,0:38:16.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- He dances really well.\N- He's such a good dancer. Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.38,0:38:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He danced like he was\Non another level yesterday. Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.62,0:38:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I've also heard he dabbles in carpentry. Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.62,0:38:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} do you know\Nhow to patch torn pants? Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.34,0:38:26.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, anyone stepping into the film world\Ncomes prepared with a Plan B. Dialogue: 0,0:38:26.34,0:38:28.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- If this doesn't work out, Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.18,0:38:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,then maybe that will. Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.54,0:38:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I learned\Nall these other things. Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.42,0:38:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Dada{\i0} also has a makeup artist's card.\N- Yes, I used to. Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.66,0:38:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Yes, really. Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.86,0:38:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Even I know how to cook.\NI worked as a chef in a hotel. Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.62,0:38:43.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.18,0:38:44.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a masseur. Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.30,0:38:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm not joking. Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.06,0:38:48.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure that was more\Nof a passion project. Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.34,0:38:50.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, I swear. I'm not joking.\N- Seriously? Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.90,0:38:53.06,Default,,0,0,0,,After I finished my course\Nat the National School of Drama, Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.14,0:38:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,all of my formal education, Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.30,0:38:58.14,Default,,0,0,0,,from grade school\Nto professional training, was complete. Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.22,0:39:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,One day, I found myself near\NBengali Market, not sure what to do next. Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.54,0:39:04.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I had to figure something out.\NThat's when I saw an ad Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.26,0:39:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- for a massage course at the Oberoi Hotel.\N- Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.94,0:39:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I did a three-month massage course. Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.82,0:39:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.82,0:39:12.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I gave massages\Nprofessionally for two months. Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.90,0:39:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,While I was shooting {\i1}Hum,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.50,0:39:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Amit {\i1}ji{\i0} and the rest of the crew\Nwere sitting around… Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.98,0:39:18.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- and I gave everyone massages. Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.02,0:39:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,When I began massaging\NShilpa Shirodkar's mother, Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.34,0:39:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,right after Danny and the others, Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.38,0:39:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,the power suddenly went out. Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.74,0:39:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no! Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.66,0:39:30.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Shilpa's mom was saying, "Oh, Anupam!" Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.26,0:39:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And Amit {\i1}ji{\i0} shouted,\N"Someone get the power back on!" Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.30,0:39:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell us, did you really want\Nto give Amit sir a massage, Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.50,0:39:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,or were you just using it as an excuse… Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.82,0:39:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- No--\N- to get close to her? Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.66,0:39:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not at all! Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.46,0:39:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.50,0:39:52.94,Default,,0,0,0,,When I was struggling to find work, Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.02,0:39:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I assisted a photographer\Nand used to shoot weddings. Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.62,0:39:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd attend weddings, click pictures,\Nand then head to auditions. Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.90,0:40:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Because that paycheck was very important.\N- And there's no such thing as a small job. Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.14,0:40:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Basically.\N- Absolutely! Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.06,0:40:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You can learn from everything. Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.58,0:40:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.02,0:40:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,We didn't know that, Fatima. Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.66,0:40:12.86,Default,,0,0,0,,If anyone here is getting married,\Nlet me know. Just pay me well. Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.74,0:40:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Sara is about to. Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.22,0:40:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Adi is getting married. Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.90,0:40:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Works for me.\N- We've already discussed it. Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.26,0:40:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Done.\N- Both of you will get a discount. Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.86,0:40:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see.\N- That's a deal. Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.62,0:40:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Basu {\i1}da,{\i0}\Nwe promised our audience that Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.06,0:40:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,every Funnyday,\Nour family would grow the happy way. Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.06,0:40:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,In every episode, we bring on a Super Fan Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.30,0:40:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,who does something unique. Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.46,0:40:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,For instance, today's Super Fan Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.78,0:40:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,is a metro city cop who controls traffic Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.90,0:40:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,in his own special way. Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.18,0:40:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me give you a glimpse.\NPlease have a look. Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.42,0:41:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,With a huge round of applause,\Nplease welcome Mr. Ranjeet Singh. Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.54,0:41:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ranjeet Singh {\i1}ji,{\i0} welcome to the show.\NLet's hear it for him! Dialogue: 0,0:41:38.06,0:41:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I also come from a police family. Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.14,0:41:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, me too. Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.18,0:41:41.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You know… Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.30,0:41:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a special place\Nin my heart for the police. Dialogue: 0,0:41:44.34,0:41:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It was such a pleasure\Nwatching your video. Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.18,0:41:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, it's quite a unique style, right?\N- Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.90,0:41:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think that when you're dancing, Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.54,0:41:54.34,Default,,0,0,0,,everyone stops to watch\Ninstead of driving off? Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.42,0:41:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Road accidents are alarmingly high\Nin our country, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.86,0:41:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Every year, around 150,000 people Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.06,0:42:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,die on the roads. Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.54,0:42:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Yes. Nearly 72,000 of them Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.34,0:42:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- are young adults aged 25 to 30.\N- Oh God. Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.14,0:42:08.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And if my dancing can help save them, Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.18,0:42:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,if it makes them pause and take notice,\Nthen that's all I could ask for! Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.90,0:42:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Before I started doing this,\Npeople didn't even stop at red lights. Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.18,0:42:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.10,0:42:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, even the green light\Ndoesn't get them going. Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.78,0:42:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.70,0:42:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Ranjeet{\i1} ji,{\i0} please come.\NPlease have a seat. Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.54,0:42:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:42:23.46,0:42:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Ranjeet {\i1}ji,{\i0} since you're posted in Indore\Nwhere there's a lot of open space, Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.98,0:42:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,you can move freely. Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.74,0:42:32.14,Default,,0,0,0,,There isn't a lot of room in Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.22,0:42:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,This is pretty much all you can do here. Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.62,0:42:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Cars are packed in from all sides.\NThere's heavy traffic. Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.02,0:42:39.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, I--\N- What do you do in that situation? Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.18,0:42:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, I've handled\NMumbai traffic for three days. Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.34,0:42:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.54,0:42:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, I've been invited to six states\Nin India to manage traffic. Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.98,0:42:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Many cops across the country Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.94,0:42:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,now follow my style. Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.90,0:42:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I truly appreciate that they\Nvalue and support my work, Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.94,0:42:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's starting to show results. Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.94,0:42:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.10,0:43:02.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a really tough job Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.18,0:43:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- to be out on the roads all day…\N- It's very tough. Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.66,0:43:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,in the heat and dust,\Nwith traffic constantly rushing by. Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.74,0:43:07.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Horn.\N- And yet, Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.50,0:43:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,despite the risks to their health,\Nthey continue to do their duty. Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.30,0:43:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, we truly salute you.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.22,0:43:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're doing an excellent job.\N- Thank you. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.42,0:43:18.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.02,0:43:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,It was really nice meeting you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:20.34,0:43:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you so much.\N- We appreciate you making time for us. Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.02,0:43:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hear it for Ranjeet {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.42,0:43:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}EVERY FUNNYDAY\NOUR FAMILY GROWS THE HAPPY WAY Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.26,0:43:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye-bye! Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.26,0:43:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Mithun {\i1}da!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.26,0:43:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I love it! Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.50,0:43:56.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.62,0:44:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.38,0:44:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Why does the fan have a helicopter\Nattached to the bottom? Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.46,0:44:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a helicopter with a fan on top. Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.34,0:44:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Then why isn't the fan working? Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.98,0:44:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,When the air conditioning is on,\Nwhy should I switch on the fan? Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.26,0:44:34.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And when I use both, the electricity\Nbill shoots through the roof, Archana{\i1} ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.14,0:44:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, help me land! Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.42,0:44:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, lovely! Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.70,0:44:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Lovely. Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.06,0:44:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Lift it up, only then I can get out of it! Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.78,0:45:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, if you don't want\Nto fly the helicopter, Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.82,0:45:03.10,Default,,0,0,0,,why not just come by car? Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.18,0:45:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave my helicopter alone. Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.22,0:45:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I was just saying… Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.58,0:45:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Was it a mistake to come by helicopter? Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.58,0:45:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada…\N- Don't "Dada" me! Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.94,0:45:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Greetings! Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.86,0:45:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to make a humble conquest\Nto all of you. Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.46,0:45:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, the word is "request." Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.58,0:45:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,With these many people,\Neven counting them feels like a conquest! Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.70,0:45:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Three… Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.38,0:45:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,one, seven, five… Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.62,0:45:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,two, six, eight, Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.66,0:45:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- nine, four\N- Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.50,0:45:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- There are nine of them.\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.14,0:45:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Nine. Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.54,0:45:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, it usually goes one, two, three.\NWhat was that order? Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.70,0:45:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Dada's order. Dialogue: 0,0:45:46.14,0:45:49.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I follow my own order. Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.94,0:45:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wow! Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.58,0:45:53.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.18,0:45:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Even Anupam {\i1}ji{\i0} is here. Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.18,0:45:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.78,0:46:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Where did Anupam {\i1}ji{\i0} go? Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.54,0:46:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He's right behind you, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.10,0:46:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You're here?!\NWhen did you get here? Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.78,0:46:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Weren't you just here a second ago? Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.94,0:46:08.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on? Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.30,0:46:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, he was right there\Nthe whole time. Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.90,0:46:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one spinning.\NWhy do you swirl so much? Dialogue: 0,0:46:13.10,0:46:15.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I swirl? Yes, I swirl. Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.42,0:46:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I'm from Ooty,\Nwhere roads swirl and hills roll on. Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.14,0:46:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.10,0:46:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Incredible.\N- Oh my. Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.22,0:46:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It felt good. Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.58,0:46:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Felt great having you all here. Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.14,0:46:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kapil.\N- Yes, Dada? Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.26,0:46:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,"Kapil." Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.18,0:46:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are they here? Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.50,0:46:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, don't you know\Ntheir film is about to release? Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.58,0:46:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you telling me that?!\NI already know! Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.78,0:46:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to know your film is releasing. Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.50,0:46:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Kapil, what's the film called? Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.58,0:46:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.78,0:46:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone knows the name.\N{\i1}Metro… In Dino.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.70,0:46:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, why are you telling me that?! Dialogue: 0,0:46:57.62,0:47:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's called {\i1}Metro… In Dino.{\i0}\NUnbelievable! Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.34,0:47:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,That's excellent! Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.26,0:47:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me… Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.86,0:47:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- who made this movie? Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.94,0:47:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Since you claim to know everything,\Nwhy don't you tell us? Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.70,0:47:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You tell me,\Nsince I already know the answer. Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.74,0:47:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you tell me. Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.02,0:47:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me, who made this movie? Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.10,0:47:21.11,Default,,0,0,0,,- But you're the know-it-all.\N- Come on, tell me! Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.57,0:47:22.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Anurag sir. Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.66,0:47:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I already knew Anurag sir made the movie! Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.06,0:47:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredible. I already knew.\NI was just testing him. Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.30,0:47:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to see\Nif you knew Anurag sir made it. Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.58,0:47:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Excellent. But… Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.18,0:47:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,if Anurag sir made it,\Nthen the concept might not be different. Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.18,0:47:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you saying, Dada? Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.10,0:47:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes. When I met him last…\N- Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.70,0:47:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,he said, "Dada, if I come up with\Na different concept, I'll cast you." Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.78,0:47:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,He didn't cast me,\Nwhich means the concept isn't different. Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.10,0:47:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It can't be. Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.82,0:48:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, that's just\Na polite way of saying no. Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.18,0:48:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe there wasn't\Na character that fit you. Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.78,0:48:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- A character that doesn't fit me?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.42,0:48:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fit me?!\N- Dada, I'm not the director. Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.30,0:48:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you yelling at me? Dialogue: 0,0:48:09.90,0:48:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Mind you… Dialogue: 0,0:48:11.86,0:48:14.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I can perform a scene in a second. Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.82,0:48:16.30,Default,,0,0,0,,How is that possible? Dialogue: 0,0:48:16.38,0:48:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Just message me on WhatsApp,\Nand it will show "seen" in a second. Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.66,0:48:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Message him on WhatsApp,\Nand it will show "seen." Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.66,0:48:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.90,0:48:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why do you say things like this?\N- I say these things… Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.46,0:48:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,because it helps release my dopamine. Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.06,0:48:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dopamine!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:48:48.30,0:48:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dopamine!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.26,0:48:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, stop it! Dialogue: 0,0:48:56.18,0:48:57.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You think this is a joke?! Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.10,0:49:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like your dopamine releases Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.66,0:49:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,when Archana {\i1}ji {\i0}laughs… Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.10,0:49:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wait! Not dopamine,\Nyour paycheck gets released. Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.34,0:49:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.22,0:49:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- You got it!\N- Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.70,0:49:16.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't tell us why you're here. Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.38,0:49:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a comedy show.\NObviously, I didn't come here to dance. Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.18,0:49:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- So, I'm here to do stand-up. Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.26,0:49:24.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Stand-up in a metro. Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.10,0:49:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.42,0:49:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You know his movie\Nis not about a metro train, right? Dialogue: 0,0:49:34.66,0:49:35.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's about a metro city. Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.74,0:49:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you tell me before?! Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.22,0:49:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you ask me before? Dialogue: 0,0:49:47.94,0:49:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on, no worries.\NPerform your stand-up. Dialogue: 0,0:49:49.70,0:49:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Today… over here… Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.34,0:49:54.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to… Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.10,0:49:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, don't move away from the mic. Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.34,0:50:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, you're gonna have… Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.02,0:50:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Stand-up in a metro, and you… Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.42,0:50:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you ready? Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.30,0:50:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you ready? Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.62,0:50:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah!\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.98,0:50:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,If you snooze on the laughs,\Nsay goodbye to your house! Dialogue: 0,0:50:25.54,0:50:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay if you're not ready,\Nbut I have to be. Dialogue: 0,0:50:29.10,0:50:30.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright! Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.22,0:50:32.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you guys a joke. Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.54,0:50:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.02,0:50:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll crack my first joke on Ali Fazal{\i1} ji.{\i0}\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.22,0:50:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Ali, please come here. Dialogue: 0,0:50:39.42,0:50:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on! Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.66,0:50:41.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please come here.\N- Over here? Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.02,0:50:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, right here.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.30,0:50:46.26,Default,,0,0,0,,See what I just pulled off? Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.34,0:50:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I will crack my joke {\i1}on {\i0}him! Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.90,0:50:51.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's a joke about Konkana {\i1}ji!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.62,0:50:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Konkana {\i1}ji {\i0}is from Kolkata. Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.98,0:50:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Alright? Dialogue: 0,0:50:56.82,0:50:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So, the joke's about Kolkata. Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.46,0:50:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.02,0:51:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,On top of the beautiful\NHowrah Bridge in Kolkata… Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.82,0:51:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,you see a peacock dancing. Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.30,0:51:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Peacock?\N- The people watching it from down below… Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.78,0:51:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,what will they say about it? Dialogue: 0,0:51:15.74,0:51:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What will they say? Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.86,0:51:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,They will say… Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.38,0:51:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a peacock dancing on the Howrah! Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.86,0:51:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not dependent on your laughter. Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.06,0:51:32.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You think I won't get laughter,\Njust because you won't laugh? Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.22,0:51:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- I carry my own laughter with me.\N- Really? Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.38,0:51:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Play it! Dialogue: 0,0:51:40.14,0:51:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Listen up!{\i0}\N{\i1}Understand this, my brother!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.42,0:51:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This man isn't servile to your laughter{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.10,0:51:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This man isn't servile to your laughter{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.22,0:51:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It doesn't matter what you say{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.86,0:51:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Because he has this Sardar{\i0}\N{\i1}Who will look after!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.46,0:52:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,My God! Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.30,0:52:13.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.42,0:52:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Killed it, buddy!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.78,0:52:24.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up! Here comes the next joke! Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.86,0:52:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a bit dark, so I'll need some light. Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.78,0:52:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a joke on short clothes, Sara {\i1}ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.90,0:52:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope it doesn't offend anyone. Dialogue: 0,0:52:33.66,0:52:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- It's a joke on short clothes. Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.38,0:52:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's hear it.\N- You won't hear it. You'll see it. Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.62,0:52:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Short clothes…\N- The joke's on short clothes! Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.34,0:52:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing, Dada? Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.58,0:52:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm reading the joke. Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.70,0:52:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The size is medium. Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.50,0:52:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Polyester 80%, cotton 20%.\NHand-wash only. Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.46,0:52:55.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No iron! Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.46,0:52:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- No iron.\N{\i1}- Seven, eight, nine, ten!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.74,0:53:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:53:02.18,0:53:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:53:03.58,0:53:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I read the wrong thing-- Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.14,0:53:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Get out of here! Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.22,0:53:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Get out! Dialogue: 0,0:53:10.90,0:53:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what are you doing?\NGet lost! Dialogue: 0,0:53:15.50,0:53:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop juggling!\NI read the wrong thing. Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.34,0:53:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey-- Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.58,0:53:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.82,0:53:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I read the wrong thing!\NYou guys showed up early! Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.06,0:53:29.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That was not the joke! Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.98,0:53:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you lost your mind?!\NJust look at him! Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.62,0:53:34.46,Default,,0,0,0,,He's walking on a darn stick! Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.34,0:53:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fake! It's all fake! Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.10,0:53:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it! Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.66,0:53:41.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Move on, man! Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.34,0:53:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's all fake!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.22,0:53:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm quitting this line of work! Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.66,0:53:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I quit this line! Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.10,0:53:48.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to share my humor. Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.02,0:53:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to do stand-up! Dialogue: 0,0:53:51.18,0:53:54.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I will quit stand-up, and perform… Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.58,0:53:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,game in a metro! Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.98,0:53:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- That's right! Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.30,0:54:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What game is it? Dialogue: 0,0:54:01.78,0:54:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,A seat in the metro during peak hours. Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.14,0:54:07.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring it on! Dialogue: 0,0:54:10.34,0:54:12.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Four couples and six seats. Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.82,0:54:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Anurag sir,\Nyou'll be in charge of the whistle. Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.34,0:54:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Musical chairs. Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.86,0:54:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Musical chairs. Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.22,0:54:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Sit down! Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.10,0:54:25.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come on, sit!\N- Move, move! Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.98,0:54:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} come on! Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.54,0:54:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you can't stop like that! Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.58,0:54:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't stop like that! Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.98,0:54:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,She's cheating! You're cheating! Dialogue: 0,0:54:39.42,0:54:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on. Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.62,0:54:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bhaisahab!{\i0}\N- Did you get it? Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.70,0:54:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- So we're a pair now!\N- Oh, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.58,0:54:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,One couple has been eliminated! Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.58,0:54:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- They'll take one chair…\N- And now we'll eliminate two chairs. Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.82,0:54:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- But…\N- Just one, not two! Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.06,0:54:56.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready? Dialogue: 0,0:54:58.86,0:55:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no. You can't-- No, no! Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.14,0:55:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.70,0:55:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to walk faster. Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.30,0:55:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Move! Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.34,0:55:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- What can I do?\N- Move! Move! Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.42,0:55:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Take the chair with you! Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.74,0:55:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.30,0:55:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Let go of it. Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.42,0:55:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- Move! Dialogue: 0,0:55:25.62,0:55:26.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, move! Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.26,0:55:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.30,0:55:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you alright?\N- I'm fine. Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.06,0:55:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.66,0:55:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Now we have four chairs.\NGet rid of two of these right now! Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.90,0:55:48.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No, listen! Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.82,0:55:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to have a gap between two chairs. Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.18,0:55:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And you cannot go in between. Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.54,0:55:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, Archana {\i1}ji {\i0}will tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:55:54.26,0:55:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, who's better suited\Nto talk about stealing chairs? Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.82,0:56:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Good one, Kapil! Good one! Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.46,0:56:04.94,Default,,0,0,0,,This time, the chair's safe,\Nbut the guy's gone! Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.22,0:56:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, move!\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.98,0:56:16.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep moving! Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.18,0:56:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't stop! Keep moving! Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.74,0:56:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll push me! Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.66,0:56:26.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- I know what he's doing.\N- Tell her! You have to keep moving! Dialogue: 0,0:56:27.02,0:56:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, keep moving! Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.22,0:56:32.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Move! Move!\N- Keep moving! Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.54,0:56:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, come on!\N- No, no! Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.42,0:56:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready? Dialogue: 0,0:56:41.34,0:56:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- And… one…\N- Anupam! Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.50,0:56:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two… Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.58,0:56:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Fatima! Fatima! Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.42,0:57:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, come here! Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.10,0:57:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Blow the whistle! Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.18,0:57:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.22,0:57:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No! He can't do that! Dialogue: 0,0:57:25.94,0:57:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't walk backward! Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.62,0:57:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not allowed! Get up! Dialogue: 0,0:57:29.62,0:57:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Get up! Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.98,0:57:32.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- You can't go back!\N- You can't! Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.06,0:57:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Careful! You'll fall! Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.62,0:57:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- Careful! Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.42,0:57:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And Anupam sir is the winner! Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.18,0:57:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm the winner! Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.18,0:57:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Blank check!\N- Here you go, Anupam sir. Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.94,0:57:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A blank check! Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.02,0:57:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dada,{\i0} this is cheating. Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.98,0:57:50.90,Default,,0,0,0,,It's completely blank.\NNo sign, no nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:57:51.82,0:57:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And you get this helicopter! Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.58,0:58:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have fun today? Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.42,0:58:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- A lot!\N- A lot! Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.38,0:58:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That one minute flew by\Nbefore I even knew it! Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.86,0:58:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, you've been here for two days. Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.70,0:58:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- A huge round of applause for Dada!\N- No, it's alright. Dialogue: 0,0:58:20.34,0:58:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. It's alright. Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.18,0:58:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hear… Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.94,0:58:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,a big round of applause\Nfor the stellar cast of {\i1}Metro… In Dino.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.78,0:58:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Please come, {\i1}dada.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.14,0:58:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just the second episode\Nof the third season. Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.70,0:58:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It was an absolute joy\Nmeeting such a big family! Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.38,0:58:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, {\i1}dada,{\i0}\Nfor making such a lovely movie, Dialogue: 0,0:58:42.94,0:58:45.30,Default,,0,0,0,,with such a lovely star cast. Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.38,0:58:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This movie is releasing this Friday. Dialogue: 0,0:58:47.66,0:58:49.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming Friday,\Ndon't miss it in theaters! Dialogue: 0,0:58:49.78,0:58:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Wish you all the best! Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.42,0:58:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep laughing, keep smiling! Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.82,0:58:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold your friends and family\Nclose to your heart. Dialogue: 0,0:58:58.98,0:59:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you're missing a loved one, Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.86,0:59:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,don't wait for them to come to you. Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.82,0:59:04.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Reach out and talk to them. Dialogue: 0,0:59:04.34,0:59:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me go check where Sidhu {\i1}paaji {\i0}is. Dialogue: 0,0:59:06.58,0:59:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.14,0:59:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Until next time!\NGood night. Take care. Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.86,0:59:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep watching {\i1}The Great Indian Kapil Show.{\i0}\NSee you… Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.02,0:59:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,next week! Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.42,0:59:26.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Who locked me in there?! Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.46,0:59:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Shameless! Dialogue: 0,0:59:29.14,0:59:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,If I get my hands on you… Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.06,0:59:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,you'll be hanging in a photo frame! Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.70,0:59:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Adorned with flowers! Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.66,0:59:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll find you! Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.38,0:59:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Gautam {\i1}bhai, {\i0}welcome to our show! Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.34,0:59:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Even after achieving so much,\Nwhy are you so {\i1}gambhir?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:59:47.10,0:59:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It was because I stayed serious Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.26,0:59:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}that I could bring a smile\Nto so many others. Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.26,0:59:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Coach, do we have your permission?\NCan the boys have fun today? Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.42,0:59:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm the one who seeks their permission! Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.78,1:00:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What's the vibe in the dressing room? Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.58,1:00:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Is Gautam {\i1}bhai {\i0}just as serious there? Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.94,1:00:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Everyone feels the pressure based on\Nhow the match is progressing. Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.54,1:00:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's just part of the game. Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.74,1:00:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Well, the same goes for what the situation\Nwould be if a show isn't doing well. Dialogue: 0,1:00:10.78,1:00:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}He's pinning it all on me! Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.06,1:00:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Today you have witnessed\Na different side of Gautam{\i1} ji.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.42,1:00:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}She's my senior, Sona. Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.18,1:00:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And she's my senior, Mona. Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.94,1:00:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- So, who's the junior?\N- Jr. NTR! Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.62,1:00:28.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Look at this!\N- What? Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.26,1:00:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The drawstring is hanging out\Nfrom the wrong place. Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.30,1:00:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Who's the {\i1}jija {\i0}who complains a lot? Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.42,1:00:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- It's Shami {\i1}bhai.{\i0}\N- Shami {\i1}bhai.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.58,1:00:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}Jija {\i0}has not come home\Nin the last two years. Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.38,1:00:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Wherever I go, I carry this blanket.\NI spread it out and go to sleep. Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.82,1:00:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Blanket? That's a handkerchief. Dialogue: 0,1:00:42.58,1:00:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.34,1:00:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}If I don't like your car, I'll tank it.\NStep away, this is my blanket! Dialogue: 0,1:00:46.66,1:00:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Wow! Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.82,1:00:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}People talk about fights on the field. Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.14,1:00:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- What do we fight for?\N- For the country. Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.98,1:00:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}For the country. Not for ourselves. Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.18,1:00:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Proud of you, guys! Amazing! 105382