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Some secrets don't
stay buried, no matter how deep.
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Then we bury them again.
Together this time.
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Do you have to wear your Lycra
all the time?
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Well, I need to turn up chafed
in all the right areas.
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It's another "Thinking of you" message.
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When's the soonest that we can
pretend to have arrived in America?
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I'd say minimum three weeks.
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Don't wanna arrive too soon.
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Don't wanna set any records
and invite deeper analysis.
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My entire new friendship group
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is based on them supporting me
through this "difficult time."
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You know, if they find out
that this is a lie,
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then that's it. No more friends.
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I'll have to go back to
refreshing the weather app
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on my phone to pass the time.
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Well, let me check
the North Atlantic currents.
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If they're favorable, we could pretend to
have done it in two weeks.
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Oh, good.
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The longer it takes, the more likely it is
something's gonna go wrong.
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Nothing is gonna go wrong, my love.
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I've thought of everything.
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- Who is it?
- It's only me.
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And everyone.
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Oh, Karen.
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We heard about the hurricane
in the Atlantic.
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Hurricane? What hurricane?
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Oh, my God. You haven't heard?
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There is literally a hurricane
exactly where Scott is right now.
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Bang in the middle of the Atlantic.
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Oh, dear.
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It's a Category 4. Your dad's looking
into what that's out of.
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Okay, so it's a five.
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But the big question, as always,
is five good or bad?
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- It's bad.
- All right, mate.
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But, listen, don't worry,
'cause we're here for you.
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And we are not going anywhere
until we hear that he's safe.
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Oh, you didn't have to come.
You really should have phoned first.
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Oh, no.
We were too busy ringing everyone else.
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- Everyone el-- Everyone else, who?
- You're already here.
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I brought the wind charts.
I'll set them up in the living room.
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- How did you get here so quick?
- Vic drove me.
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- Vic?
- Any news?
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- For God's sake.
- No, none. But we are hopeful. Come on.
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Big hurricane, though.
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I had to zoom out on the map
and I was on the desktop.
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All right. Come here, you.
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- Right. Is that everyone now?
- Yes, that's everyone.
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- My poor, fatherless Stevie.
- Oh, my God.
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I will teach you to change tire!
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Well, she's not here, you know.
She's on a playdate.
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Be strong.
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When you're ready to move on,
I know other man. Better man, strong man.
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Not Western man
with their cats and recipes.
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You know, Nadya,
you really didn't need to come.
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I cook for you.
I cook for you some food for the morning.
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And don't worry,
we stay as long as it takes.
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Oh, shit.
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- I brought some chocolate digestives.
- Oh.
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You don't think it's too cheery, do you,
under the circumstances?
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I could scrape off the chocolate
if you think it's disrespectful?
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Oh, no, I think you're okay, Mum.
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Just as long as you haven't bought
any pink wafers.
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Scott? Scott.
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Oh, what's going on?
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They're saying there's a hurricane
in the Atlantic.
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And they won't leave
until they know that you're safe.
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Oh, God. They're right. Big one.
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Well, how long before it moves on?
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It says it'll head North
in three nautical... No, four nautical days.
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Are nautical days different
from normal days?
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- Not really.
- Well, stop saying "nautical" then.
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Call them on the satellite phone and
tell them that the hurricane missed you,
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and then I can just get rid of them.
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You know, it's getting harder and harder
to tell people about our marriage.
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Nikki.
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- Well, I'm very keen to be useful today.
- Uh-huh.
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I often worry I'm no help
in these family crises.
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Perhaps it's inevitable
that I've adopted a more passive role
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next to a woman who's as dominant
as your mother.
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Sorry, Dad,
I'm not sure what you're asking me.
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Oh, just to say, keen to be useful.
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You need anything, here I am.
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All right, John,
will you do us a favor, man?
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Will you run some plates out for me
just while I sort this food?
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Absolutely, Jason. I'm your man.
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Okay, mate. Yeah, lovely.
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We're tracking Hurricane Oliver
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a powerful storm moving
across the central Atlantic...
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Feels terrible.
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Oh, mate, it's dreadful, yeah. Dreadful.
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Something like this... Absolute act of God.
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Just out of nowhere.
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Nothing anyone could have done.
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It's genuinely no one's fault.
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You encouraged him, trained him,
and helped him pick out his boat.
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Well, I think that's
a very reductive way of looking at it.
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- I'll... Check the chart.
- Okay, yeah.
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All right, John?
Any progress with the plates?
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Oh, yes, nothing simpler.
Work of a moment.
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Can I lend you a hand or...
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No, no, no. All under control.
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Okay. Just people are getting hungry now,
mate. So we--
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Jase, Jase. Just let him do it.
He wants to feel useful.
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- Well, I could just do--
- Here, take this, please.
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Sorry, it's-it's work.
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- I... I need to take this.
- All right.
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Okay, then, John, so... Yeah.
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Open.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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Have you been on a motorbike?
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- Your hair.
- No.
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I saw you weren't here today,
so I was just checking in.
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Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I'm fine. It's just...
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It's a long story.
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Yeah. It's a bad day to miss though.
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- Oh, no, why?
- Guess who finally changed
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their pink shirt?
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Shut up! What?
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- He changed it?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no. I can't believe I missed that.
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This one's yellow.
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- Yellow?
- It's quite the day here.
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Okay, well, who won then?
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Let me check the official ledger.
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Yes, Nikki guessed closest
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with 37 consecutive days.
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And will receive a free lunch burrito.
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Hey.
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- Scott's on the phone.
- Okay.
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You fallen over or something?
Your hair is...
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No, just go.
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Scott? Hello. You still there?
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I'm-I'm still here. Yes, here I be.
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Scott? Are you alive?
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Hello. Yes, I'm here.
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Can you hear me?
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No, not totally.
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How about now?
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Yeah, yeah. That's much better.
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We all here, Scott.
We've been so worried about you.
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We love you, Scott.
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Oh, that's... That means so much.
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It gives... it gives me much strength
at a time like this.
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Scott, we're all here.
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And we're really keen to know if you're...
if you're okay?
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And if you could just reassure everybody,
then they can all just go home.
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Yes, well, the wind seems to be--
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Oh, what was that? Scott! Scott?
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- What's happened, mate?
- Scott? Scott? Scott, hello?
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He's gone.
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Karen?
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Karen?
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Oh, God. Karen, are you okay?
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Yeah. No. I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
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Oh, Karen, I think...
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I think maybe you're in shock
and I just want you to know that
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when it hits you, I'm here for you.
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Okay. Well... Well, I'll bear that in mind.
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She's in denial.
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Next it will be anger.
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What the hell happened?
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I dropped the phone. I think I broke it.
I think I got water in it.
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It's a phone for a boat.
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I know.
I didn't have the protective cover on it.
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- Well, why not?
- Because I'm not on a boat!
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I'll fix it. It's fine.
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Do you have
a very large bag of rice at all?
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They think you went overboard.
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I have people hugging and praying
for me like it's a telenovela.
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And now I have to
pretend to be sad for everyone.
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And you know how
I hate displaying emotion.
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Do you wanna have a little practice?
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No. I learned how to fake it as a kid
when my gerbils died.
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It's just confusion plus surprise.
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Oh, God. That's exhausting.
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How does Nikki walk around
like that all day?
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Should we just come clean?
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No! It's far too embarrassing now.
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We'll be social outcasts.
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Just fix the phone, call them
and then they will all go home.
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Also, I can very clearly smell cooking.
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Is there any chance you could rustle me up
a quick snack?
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Absolutely zero worries if not.
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Okay, look.
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He's probably already sent a Mayday
from the boat.
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But just in case he hasn't,
we should contact the coast guard.
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I've studied the wind charts
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and I've calculated
his most likely coordinates.
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But what will the coast guard do?
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They'll send planes.
They'll divert nearby ships to the area.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, look, there might be a little cost
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to you down the line,
but I'm assuming Scott's got insurance.
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You sure about all this?
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This is a Category 4 hurricane.
Potential catastrophic loss of life.
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- His life could be in danger, Karen.
- Oh, yes.
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Yes, no.
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Definitely.
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- Right, will you give me the number?
- Yeah. Here.
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Here along the coast,
officials are urging people
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to keep their distance from the shoreline.
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Conditions offshore are extreme...
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I don't think Karen's
expecting you to clean, Nadya.
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If there is no body, we bury photo.
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Right.
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Crack on then.
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1-1-9-9-9.
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Hello. Is that the coast guard?
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Oh, I'm-I'm well, thank you. And you?
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Well, the thing is,
my husband is rowing the Atlantic.
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- Location.
- Can you... hang on.
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The location is 4-6 South, 2-8-7 West.
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Right where the hurricane is.
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I know. Exactly.
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It's an absolute nightmare.
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Anyway, we were wondering
if you could send a search party?
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That's good. Search party.
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He's just gonna check.
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Uh-huh. Oh, that is great.
You're sending one.
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You think he's probably fine
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and perhaps his phone just got wet?
Oh, that's interesting.
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Oh, you are a very nice man.
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Thank you very, very much. Bye-bye.
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- Well?
- Yeah. It's fine.
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They're on it.
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Well, he said it's actually
more common than you think
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and that everyone should just go home
and-and try and get some sleep.
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What is this? Is-Is this breakfast?
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No.
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- Lovely.
- 'Cause you said "morning food".
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I thought, like, bacon, eggs...
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Mourning food for when you're in mourning.
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We don't know he's died.
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But it is pickled.
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So it will keep until we do.
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No, don't say that.
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Why aren't there any plates?
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I don't have an answer for that as yet.
But you're asking all the right questions.
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Oh, John, could you get some scissors
from the drawer in the kitchen?
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I'm marking out search areas with string.
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Of course! Quick as a wink.
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We getting them plates and all, Jo...
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How you getting on? Are you all right?
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Yeah, fine. Why wouldn't I be?
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Good.
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She's been a bit touchy recently.
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Yeah, well, you were hard work at her age.
247
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,430
Oh, yeah?
248
00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:47,350
Well, from what your mother told me.
249
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,730
- How are you? How's work?
- Terrible.
250
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,940
Impeccable reviews online.
The customer base is expanding every week.
251
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,980
We're growing too quickly.
I'm not fixing things anymore.
252
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,610
All I do now is manage people.
253
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,360
When I was at Tillsons,
I went to see my manager three times.
254
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,490
Once when I got the job,
and once when I retired.
255
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,450
Second time, I forgot my keys.
256
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,740
- I had to go back.
- Aye.
257
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,790
Right. So there's not enough beds
for everyone.
258
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,250
And I've just checked the sofas online
259
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,500
- and they cost £6,000 each.
- Really?
260
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,580
So we can't sleep on them.
261
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,720
I'm not totally sure we should
be sitting on them, if I'm honest.
262
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,880
I'll go and check in the garage to see
if he's got any camping gear left over
263
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,510
from that tent business thing
that he started.
264
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,050
Did you ever get our money back from that?
265
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,970
Now's not the time to ask, is it?
266
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,020
- No. No.
- No.
267
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,560
Wow. So much stuff.
268
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,190
He did all of this?
269
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,230
Oh, no. Guys, guys.
He's recorded a Christmas album.
270
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:45,110
- Look at him.
- All right. He's got it on vinyl, CD
271
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,990
- and minidisc.
- Oh, my God.
272
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,620
- He's inventing his own language.
- Here's his board game. Look.
273
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,250
- "Scott Free."
- Yeah.
274
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,620
"Board game for anti-capitalists."
275
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,960
"Silence of the Lambadas.
A folk horror musical."
276
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:02,010
"Gentleman's evening poncho."
277
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,800
Scott parfum? Anyone?
278
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,130
Now, look.
279
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:10,130
Lord, it looks like he's run
for some sort of public office here.
280
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,680
He can't be bribed,
'cause he's got independent wealth.
281
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,930
- So... Right.
- Right.
282
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,560
"WoodScott. A community festival
for a post-money world."
283
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,440
Honestly, the things that he's dreamed up.
284
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,650
What a life.
285
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,230
Bless him.
286
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,320
Oh, yeah, there we go.
287
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,110
Camping gear. Sleeping bags.
288
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,370
Never got our money back on that either.
289
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,670
Well, obviously, as you can see,
290
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:42,050
things didn't go according to plan.
291
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,550
And I'm sorry.
292
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,800
I am sorry
for putting you through all this.
293
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,340
Oh, Scott.
294
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,590
Shit.
295
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:51,800
Scott, no!
296
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,600
- Just know that I am sorry.
- What's this?
297
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,060
Freddy found it on Scott's computer.
298
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,640
He wanted to record a message in case...
299
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,400
Well, in case he didn't make it.
300
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,500
If you are listening to this, I died.
301
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:21,950
Either that or you've stolen my laptop.
302
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,670
A-And if the latter is true and
you subsequently hear that I have died,
303
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:31,630
could you please forward this file
to karen.filbert@icloud.com?
304
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,560
Give me strength.
305
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,220
Okay, here's a personal fave.
306
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:48,660
Oh. Thank you.
307
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,210
How we doing?
308
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,340
I'm hanging in there.
309
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,920
It's all very scary, isn't it?
310
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,880
- Look, Nikki...
- Yeah?
311
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,880
I know... I know you want me to cry,
but I just don't see the point.
312
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,760
- But--
- No, no, I-I get it.
313
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,800
If you were an armadillo or a chipmunk,
you have to make a noise
314
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:23,110
to let the other chipmunks know
that you're scared or you're sad.
315
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,190
But I'm not a chipmunk,
316
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,270
I'm a human.
317
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,810
No, we have language.
318
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:32,160
You know, I can look at someone
and say, "I'm scared."
319
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:37,450
So if I'm scared, I'll look at you
and I say, "Nikki, I am scared."
320
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,170
Until then, I'm fine...
321
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,380
- okay?
- Okay.
322
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,250
Right.
323
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,220
I'm getting it.
324
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,480
Anyone wanting plates?
325
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,900
Well, no, mate. It's all finished.
The spread's... The spread's gone.
326
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,280
Bowls then?
327
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,740
Mugs? Glasses?
328
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,330
Very happy to fetch them.
329
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,330
Princess, Tyler, you okay for cups?
330
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,790
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
331
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,260
Well, it's no problem.
332
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:33,920
I really miss him.
333
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,680
I was jealous of him in a way.
334
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,260
He was just so...
335
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,350
positive.
336
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,600
Do you remember the pommel horse phase?
337
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:52,650
Six months of lessons and he still had
the crash mats out for a leg swing.
338
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,410
Yeah, that Olympic tattoo was a punt.
339
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,070
When I got cast in my school's nativity,
340
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,540
he bought me
Stanislavski's An Actor Prepares.
341
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,960
And I was playing a bush.
342
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,460
Just believed in himself, didn't he?
343
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,590
He believed in all of us.
344
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,340
He's just a very special person.
345
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:22,090
People like that, they're not very often...
346
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,520
What are you doing?
347
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,220
They're playing my Christmas album.
348
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:29,020
They're gonna see you.
This house is 80% glass.
349
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,400
Get off the stairs!
350
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,480
I'm just listening to what they're saying.
351
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,270
You're supposed to be fixing the phone!
352
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,070
Oh, I nearly forgot.
353
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,610
Good news, all fixed.
354
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:39,860
Well, why are you
not upstairs calling them?
355
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,790
Just waiting for Jason to say something.
356
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,820
Oh, for God's sake. Go, go!
357
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,710
My face is cramping.
358
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:47,790
Okay.
359
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:49,920
I just hope he knew
how many lives he touched.
360
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,460
Please just ask them
not to play the songs out of order.
361
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,630
An album is a story.
362
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,100
We're remembering Scott.
363
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,560
Grandad?
364
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,230
I liked his...
365
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,110
trousers.
366
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,580
- Not all of them.
- Okay.
367
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,790
Did you ever see
the dance routines he did with Stevie?
368
00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,000
What? No.
369
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,290
Oh, they're really good.
370
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,460
Stop. That's so cute.
371
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,920
Yeah, they were a lot less cute
until I told him to include Stevie.
372
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,420
He was such a good dad.
373
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,810
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
374
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,810
You know,
he literally took voice coaching lessons,
375
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,850
so he could do
all the voices in their bedtime stories.
376
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,320
And the number of times I found
the meat thermometer in the bathroom,
377
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,530
'cause he wanted to get
Stevie's bath temperature just right.
378
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,330
- It's Scott!
- Oh, my God!
379
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,040
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my God.
380
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,250
- Oh, my God. Answer it.
- Oh, yeah.
381
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,540
Okay.
382
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:21,470
- Scott, is that you?
- Yes, I'm here.
383
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,970
Are you still alive?
384
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,890
Scott, we're all still here.
385
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,180
We're-We're just talking about
how much we love you.
386
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,810
Oh, well that-that is so nice.
387
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:34,980
Is Jason there?
388
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,060
I didn't... I couldn't hear him.
389
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,730
- I'm here, mate. Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, sorry,
390
00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,730
I didn't mean to interrupt you if you
were in the middle of saying something.
391
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,780
Me? No, mate, no, nothing. No.
392
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:48,040
It's just the clouds are starting
to get quite black.
393
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,710
So... So now's definitely the time
to say anything you need to say.
394
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:55,630
Go on.
395
00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:00,380
- Jason?
- Say something.
396
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:06,260
We all miss you.
397
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,270
And we all love you, mate. Okay?
398
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,950
Well, that's very kind, Jason.
399
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,070
Thank you.
400
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:38,870
Things are actually starting to-to
look a bit clearer and the sky's looking
401
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,170
more blue...Oh, God!
402
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,840
- Oh, my God!
- Scott!
403
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,260
What was that? Was that a scream?
404
00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:45,300
He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
405
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,800
He's really gone this time.
406
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,810
Oh, my God.
407
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,070
God, what's happened?
408
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,980
- I slipped.
- What?
409
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,480
Everything's really dark.
410
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,190
Scott.
411
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,280
No, no. Scott.
412
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,700
Come on, Scott, wake up.
413
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,320
Help!
414
00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:10,990
Help!
415
00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:12,620
- Oh, my God.
- What? What's that?
416
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,000
Oh, God.
417
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:18,250
Nikki. Nikki!
418
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,380
Oh, my God. It's Scott. He's in trouble.
419
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:23,550
It's finally hit her.
420
00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:25,970
No, help. He's really hurt.
421
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,720
Nikki! I'm scared!
422
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,970
Oh, okay.
423
00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:35,350
Scott?
424
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:39,110
- What?
- Scott, is that you?
425
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,810
Yes. Well, obviously it's him!
426
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:41,890
What is happening?
427
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:45,150
He's hit his head. Will somebody
please just call an ambulance?
428
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,900
- Yeah, on it.
- No, he's concussed.
429
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,440
You need to make him go to sleep.
430
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,580
Hey, Mum, that's not what you should do.
431
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,830
It's okay, Scott. You're gonna be okay.
432
00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:55,830
Wow.
433
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,580
Your calculations were way off, mate.
434
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,840
In a couple of days,
you and I are gonna have a little chat.
435
00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:17,730
So...
436
00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:20,940
So, he's got a mild concussion.
437
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,900
So they wanna keep him in overnight
for observation.
438
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,150
But he's gonna be fine.
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