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Oh, Mr. Kenchant!
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Configliero
just conceded.
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We've done it!
We've done it!
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This is Jim giggins,
nbc news.
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...businessman
from Santa Barbara
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has won
a stunning victory.
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...landslide defeat
for the former governor.
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It's a happy group
of supporters...
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Sorry.
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Rob, Rob.
Where's Rob?
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Where's
the goddamn camera?
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He's with the kids.
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We've got
a show to do!
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What's this?
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That is
the gesunde leben.
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That's not true.
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Alice, please.
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Do you ever
think about death?
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Don't touch the lens.
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What happens
when you die?
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Big mosquitoes
come out
of your ears.
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Have a look through.
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You go to heaven
in a plane.
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God takes care of you.
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There's no grown-ups.
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Hey.
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Where have you been?
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We've got
a story to cover.
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This isn't a toy.
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We're covering
the buffet.
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Configliero's conceded,
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and you take
the goddamn camera.
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The kids were interested.
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What's more important,
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this segment or
teaching some kids?
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No comment.
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Have Lanford
taste the food.
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He should make
policy announcements,
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house some elderly.
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-[Crowd cheering]
-Lanford:
We will increase jobs,
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we'll multiply
productivity,
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we'll unify the people.
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And god willing,
we'll house the elderly...
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We should have
interviewed the kids.
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Much more interesting
than election buffets.
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Which end
of the animal
is this from?
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Thank you.
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Thank you for
your support.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
What's the angle?
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A segment on
election night food.
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You can
serve this crap
to configliero.
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You'll say that
on air?
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Don't be an idiot.
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Ok, I get the angle.
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Roll 'em.
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-I say that.
-Who cares?
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I'm standing with
governor-elect Lanford.
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What's your opinion
of your election
night buffet?
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Thanks for asking, Rob.
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I'm always
delighted to taste
California wine.
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[Chuckles] Just a little,
of course.
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In orange county
we beat him four to one!
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It's wonderful!
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You've talked
to his kids?
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Not really.
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They're amazing.
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They've figured
out death--
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you know what won it?
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The Sacramento
gurney organization
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and wasserstein in L.A.
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You're really wound up.
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I'm exhausted.
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I'd sleep, except there's
too much adrenalin.
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I'll calm you down.
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With what?
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Oh, no. Not here.
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The driver, he'll see.
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He can't see anything.
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Excuse me.
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What's your name?
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Finn, sir.
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Can you see when
the window's up?
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No, sir.
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Excuse us,
will you?
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No, no.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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No.
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Micki: Rob.
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I know you
won't like this,
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but the governor
is grateful to me
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for working
on his campaign.
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And, uh, well...
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It's really
a prestigious
appointment.
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Rob, the governor
wants to appoint me
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to the superior court.
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Gesunden.
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This means
postponing
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our family
a little longer.
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Rob: Postpone?
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But you said when
the election's over...
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I had no idea he'd win.
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You either win or lose.
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I've been waiting.
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But the superior court!
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We've been postponing this
for seven years.
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You said--
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we'd have kids sometime
in the murky future.
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This is the murky future.
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Seven years, micki.
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We tried.
Don't forget the miscarriage.
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How could I forget
the miscarriage?
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Be a judge later.
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The governor's
appointing somebody now.
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I can't be a mother
and a judge.
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It wouldn't be
fair to the baby.
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There's no baby
to treat unfairly.
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I know you want
a big family.
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I'm not talking big.
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I'm talking one.
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Easy for men
to want babies,
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but women
care for them.
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I'll care for
both of you.
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I'll clean, scrub--
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let's discuss this later,
please?
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I need some sleep.
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I want to settle this.
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This is the end.
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello.
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I'm not here, Leo.
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No, Leo.
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No!
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No!
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Because I'm having
an argument.
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The Cambodian
string quartet
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is playing
the Pasadena civic.
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One's being replaced
by an American.
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A woman!
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They're rehearsing
this afternoon.
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Get somebody else.
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Hap won't make
a move without you.
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Leo, hap's an idiot.
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We hate each other.
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I haven't been with
my wife for ages.
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Take tomorrow off.
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You gave me tomorrow off.
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This time I mean it.
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No artificial
dog organ stories.
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Can you have dinner
tomorrow night?
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I cook,
you bring wine?
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Ok.
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Darling, absolutely
positively?
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No breaking the date
for any reason,
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including
nuclear incidents?
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No breaking the date.
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Ok. All right, Leo.
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Ok? Good-bye.
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The romance
of journalism.
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The Cambodian
string quartet.
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Oh, my god.
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You're beautiful.
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You're sweet.
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You have such
a capacity for giving.
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You'd be such
a good mother.
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Good night.
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Come on, micki,
just one child?
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A small one?
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Wonderful.
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The Cambodian
string quartet,
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minus their cellist.
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This is maude guillory,
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who replaced their cellist
at the very last moment.
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Why did they
choose you?
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I played with
the kissimmee symphony
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and I know the music.
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Is language a problem?
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I can't understand
anything they say.
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They can't understand me.
No problem.
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They point
and I start playing.
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Um...
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You have wonderful eyes.
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Cut. Cut.
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Why'd you--
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thank you.
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We can't use that.
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What difference
does it make?
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We're rolling.
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I know.
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What happened to
the original cellist?
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He got sick
and went back.
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That's a break for you.
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That he got sick?
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He's very gentle.
I'm not that type.
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I didn't mean--
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she's ruining the...
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I'm doing
something wrong?
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No, you're fine.
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Why's the camera
only on me?
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-Keep rolling.
-Cut.
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Um...
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After we've finished.
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We don't even
need you here.
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Oh, without me. Right.
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So you can look wise
and condescending.
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No, I won't look
wise and condescending.
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That's why whoever's being
interviewed looks dumb.
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I promise
that won't happen.
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I want to watch.
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Cut.
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Look, this man
isn't an actor.
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What am I?
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An important
broadcast journalist.
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[Chuckles]
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Thanks, hap. Really.
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Nicely put.
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I'll do it for you.
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One question. Roll 'em.
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I'm supposed to say that.
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-Roll'em.
-Make up your minds.
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We've made them up.
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Are tickets available?
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Let's see...
The Pasadena civic
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has 2,800 seats.
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I'd say there are
2,750 tickets left.
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Better hurry.
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Great. Cut.
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Now I get to see you?
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Uh-huh.
Ok, camera on me.
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Ok.
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Ok, roll 'em.
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Hap.
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Um...
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Why did they choose
you, miss guillory?
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What happened
to the original--
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what happened to
the original cellist?
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Mmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh...
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What was next?
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Uh...
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Wonderful eyes?
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Thank you.
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Is there
a language problem?
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Great.
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And so, while this concert
may not lead to detente,
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uh...
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A little musical Harmony
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may lead to a little
political Harmony.
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This is Rob salinger,
america hey!
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At the Pasadena civic.
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Cut. Ok, thanks.
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Let's wrap it up.
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Miss guillory, terrific.
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We're shooting
that herpes clinic.
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That was real
nice of you.
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Here's a ticket
for the concert.
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I've got a date
with my wife.
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Can't break that.
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How romantic.
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I hope so.
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Thanks, anyway.
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Good luck
with the concert.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Good morning.
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How are you?
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Congratulations.
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Thanks. Thank you.
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Hi.
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-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
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Congratulations.
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Call my father
and hold all calls.
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[Intercom buzzes]
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Hi, daddy.
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Landford offered me a seat
on the superior court.
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00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:21,749
Marvelous,
after all you did for him.
278
00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,476
I'll get your mother.
279
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:25,995
I'll hold. Thanks.
280
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:28,514
I heard about
your appointment.
281
00:15:28,549 --> 00:15:30,965
When will you
take office?
282
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,898
If all goes well,
283
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,488
I'll be dispensing
justice evenhandedly
about February.
284
00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:38,179
Rob must be thrilled.
285
00:15:39,525 --> 00:15:41,182
Yes, he is.
286
00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:45,566
You won't mind
if you work harder
in the meantime.
287
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,775
We want our money's worth.
288
00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:49,984
I understand, Mr. Cushing.
289
00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:51,606
-Hello, darling.
-Mom.
290
00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:54,644
Your father just told me.
291
00:15:55,714 --> 00:15:56,991
How's Rob taking it?
292
00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,337
Oh...
293
00:15:58,372 --> 00:15:59,511
Fine.
294
00:15:59,545 --> 00:16:01,685
He loves it.
He's thrilled.
295
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,482
[Telephone rings]
296
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:08,520
Hello...hi, micki.
297
00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:11,972
The old man said
I'm going to Cincinnati.
298
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,698
Court's set
for tomorrow,
299
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,149
and my brief's
only half done.
300
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,773
Micki, tell him
you just can't.
301
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,017
You know
I can't do that.
302
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,709
You're worse than Leo.
303
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,884
First save the multinationals,
304
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:31,232
then take over another
small African country,
305
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,821
then think
about our future.
306
00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:35,857
-Rob, please understand.
-[Telephone buzzes]
307
00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:37,825
Hold on one second.
308
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,309
Yes?
309
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,899
Tell him I'll call him back.
310
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,211
Hello.
311
00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,765
Did you get
the wine I sent?
312
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,629
Your secretary's
got great taste.
313
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,908
I have to go.
314
00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:54,221
Of course
you do...Go.
315
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,671
Rob, um... I'm sorry.
316
00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:58,984
I'll call when I get in.
317
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,193
Yeah.
318
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:24,906
Hey!
319
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,427
Hey!
320
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,429
You came.
How great.
321
00:17:30,464 --> 00:17:31,913
You were
wonderful.
322
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,432
I don't know.
323
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:36,435
I panicked
in the third movement.
324
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,920
It was wonderful,
beautiful playing.
325
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,405
Thank you.
326
00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:41,613
Yeah.
327
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:43,994
What happened
to the date
with your wife?
328
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,962
It got called off.
329
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:51,312
Listen, there's
a party if you'd
like to join us.
330
00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:52,969
Oh, well...
331
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,419
Thanks, but no.
332
00:17:55,489 --> 00:17:57,387
I should
be heading back.
333
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:58,733
Thank you.
334
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:02,047
I understand.
I just thought,
you know...
335
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,566
Yeah.
No, I..I...
336
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,500
Sure. I know, sure.
337
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:09,019
What the hell
am I saying?
338
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:41,914
What is this?
339
00:18:41,949 --> 00:18:44,262
It's the
national drink.
340
00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:51,924
Ah.
341
00:18:55,756 --> 00:18:56,964
What is this?
342
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:58,862
It's the other national drink.
343
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,769
What's that?
344
00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:09,977
Gin.
345
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,464
Fine.
346
00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:15,948
Watch it.
347
00:19:15,983 --> 00:19:18,296
I've got a wooden leg.
348
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,367
I think you mean
hollow leg.
349
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,162
At least, I hope so.
350
00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:32,620
[Music stops]
351
00:19:37,315 --> 00:19:39,524
I'm an only child.
352
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,215
Hmm. Me, too.
353
00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:46,324
The most important
influence in my life...
354
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:47,601
Is my daddy.
355
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:48,809
Hmm.
356
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:51,260
He cares for me
very deeply.
357
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,712
It would kill
him to know
358
00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:57,714
what's about
to happen.
359
00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:00,338
What...
360
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,478
What's about
to happen?
361
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:05,205
He put me through
Juilliard, and...
362
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:10,071
My dress
is so black.
363
00:20:11,072 --> 00:20:13,558
He tries to pay
for my apartment--
364
00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,525
black is black.
365
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:17,769
No...not always.
366
00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:19,633
Anyway, it goes...
367
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,497
Really well with your shoes.
368
00:20:22,601 --> 00:20:24,258
With your shoes,
the black.
369
00:20:26,605 --> 00:20:28,193
But, you know...
370
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,679
I have to be
self-sufficient or...
371
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,233
I'd hate myself.
372
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:37,478
I often do hate myself.
373
00:20:38,065 --> 00:20:39,515
Don't you?
374
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,725
No.
375
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:45,728
Only when
I go to work.
376
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:48,351
Then I really
hate myself.
377
00:20:48,386 --> 00:20:50,733
You don't like
america hey?
378
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,838
Last week
we taped
379
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:54,909
lingerie for animals...
380
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,672
Are plants
seducible?
381
00:20:58,706 --> 00:21:00,950
And a five
minute profile,
382
00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:03,228
Einstein
and his lady.
383
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,748
I wanted
to do news.
384
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,336
This is
where I am.
385
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:10,891
News is just gossip
for intellectuals.
386
00:21:11,926 --> 00:21:15,309
All daddy wants
is for me to marry...
387
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,243
And to have kids.
388
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,970
My wife was
once like that.
389
00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:24,318
I don't not want that,
it's just...
390
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,251
I don't know...
391
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,736
If it's all I don't...
392
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,117
Want to not do.
393
00:21:31,325 --> 00:21:32,809
Hmm?
394
00:21:37,227 --> 00:21:40,714
He'd kill me if
he knew what we did.
395
00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:45,063
What did we do?
396
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,271
What?
397
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,756
No...
Not what we did.
398
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:49,964
What we're...
399
00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:51,483
About to do.
400
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,698
What are we
about to do?
401
00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:06,809
Am I dressed right?
402
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,374
I'm very sorry
about the climb.
403
00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:21,789
Oh, that's fine.
404
00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:23,308
Ahh!
405
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,827
What?
406
00:22:24,861 --> 00:22:27,347
I'm sorry.
I'm very ticklish.
407
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,836
Shh!
408
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,807
Where should I put this?
409
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:41,326
It doesn't
matter.
410
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,845
Oh, ok.
411
00:23:00,863 --> 00:23:02,347
Stay there.
412
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,349
I'm going
to the bathroom.
413
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,902
I want some water.
414
00:23:05,937 --> 00:23:07,283
-No.
-Thanks.
415
00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:04,607
My head
feels like
a tuning fork.
416
00:25:04,642 --> 00:25:06,954
-I've never
done this.
-Really.
417
00:25:08,162 --> 00:25:11,614
Have you seen me
cheat on micki?
418
00:25:11,649 --> 00:25:13,616
You mean
been there?
419
00:25:13,651 --> 00:25:15,100
Come on, Leo.
420
00:25:15,135 --> 00:25:16,757
Will you see her again?
421
00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:18,207
Of course not!
422
00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,693
A TV groupie?
A hooker?
423
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,144
Not a groupie
or a hooker.
424
00:25:24,178 --> 00:25:26,249
She's a cellist.
425
00:25:26,284 --> 00:25:28,769
A very funny,
pretty...
426
00:25:30,081 --> 00:25:31,531
Interesting...
427
00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:33,740
Intelligent...
428
00:25:33,774 --> 00:25:35,120
Fabulous...
429
00:25:35,155 --> 00:25:36,639
Vivacious...
430
00:25:36,674 --> 00:25:38,227
Cellist.
431
00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:39,815
Better stay away.
432
00:25:39,849 --> 00:25:42,300
-I hate deception.
-Hello?
433
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,922
Hi.
It's Rob salinger.
434
00:25:43,957 --> 00:25:46,166
Do you remember me?
435
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,548
I remember you.
436
00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:51,551
Listen, maude.
I've done something
terribly wrong.
437
00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:55,071
I think you're
wonderful, really.
438
00:25:55,106 --> 00:25:57,557
But, I...
I love my wife.
439
00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:59,869
Really love her,
you know?
440
00:25:59,904 --> 00:26:01,284
And, uh...
441
00:26:01,802 --> 00:26:03,321
I think...
442
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,978
We shouldn't
see each other.
443
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:08,982
I've been thinking
the same thing, and...
444
00:26:09,016 --> 00:26:11,743
I've been feeling
miserable all morning.
445
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:15,091
I just can't handle
complicated situations.
446
00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:17,369
Yeah...me, neither.
447
00:26:18,129 --> 00:26:19,613
Well, gee...
448
00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:22,305
It's been
great knowing you.
449
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:23,652
Yeah.
450
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,619
Well...
451
00:26:25,654 --> 00:26:26,896
Bye.
452
00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:29,209
Good-bye.
453
00:26:30,244 --> 00:26:33,178
I'm no good at
juggling people.
454
00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:35,215
I can't handle
complications.
455
00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:37,700
I hate lying
and deceit.
456
00:26:37,735 --> 00:26:40,876
When can I see you again?
457
00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:42,187
I'm home.
458
00:27:13,046 --> 00:27:14,426
For 14 years,
459
00:27:14,461 --> 00:27:15,945
the sitkowitz
family,
460
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,429
Ben and Valerie,
461
00:27:17,464 --> 00:27:19,431
had a back yard
462
00:27:19,466 --> 00:27:21,986
to go with
their house.
463
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,435
Two days ago,
464
00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:25,955
it slid
down the hill
465
00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:27,439
into the street.
466
00:27:27,474 --> 00:27:29,441
They're suing
the county
467
00:27:29,476 --> 00:27:31,443
for $1 million.
468
00:27:31,478 --> 00:27:33,963
Here's county
geologist
469
00:27:33,998 --> 00:27:35,447
Mr.
telly inorato.
470
00:27:35,482 --> 00:27:38,450
What have
you done
in response?
471
00:27:38,485 --> 00:27:40,452
Drained all
underground water,
472
00:27:40,487 --> 00:27:42,420
shored up
the hillside.
473
00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:45,043
This house
is safe now?
474
00:27:45,078 --> 00:27:46,562
Absolutely.
475
00:27:46,596 --> 00:27:48,598
This property's
100% stable.
476
00:27:49,254 --> 00:27:50,739
Oh, Jesus!
477
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,155
God!
478
00:27:53,914 --> 00:27:55,260
Are you all right?
479
00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:56,917
[Telephone rings]
480
00:27:57,918 --> 00:27:59,264
Yeah?
481
00:27:59,299 --> 00:28:00,956
Hi. Remember me?
482
00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:04,511
Oh, yeah...
Brunette, right?
483
00:28:04,545 --> 00:28:08,066
Very funny.
It's been two weeks.
484
00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:10,379
We haven't
made love in five.
485
00:28:10,413 --> 00:28:12,553
We have.
In the limo.
486
00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:15,108
Yes, I remember.
487
00:28:15,142 --> 00:28:17,489
-[Intercom buzzes]
-Hold on, honey.
488
00:28:17,524 --> 00:28:18,870
Yes?
489
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:20,941
The governor's
on the phone.
490
00:28:20,976 --> 00:28:22,805
In just a minute.
491
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:24,911
Got to go.
492
00:28:24,945 --> 00:28:26,291
Can I see
you tomorrow?
493
00:28:27,637 --> 00:28:30,123
No, sorry.
That won't do.
494
00:28:30,157 --> 00:28:31,469
I'll call you, ok?
495
00:28:31,952 --> 00:28:33,402
Ciao.
496
00:28:34,299 --> 00:28:35,645
Ciao...
497
00:28:45,379 --> 00:28:46,864
God!
498
00:29:48,235 --> 00:29:50,203
No, no!
Please! Please!
499
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,601
[Alarm buzzes]
500
00:32:17,281 --> 00:32:18,489
I love you.
501
00:32:18,523 --> 00:32:19,628
Hmm?
502
00:32:24,219 --> 00:32:25,668
I love you.
503
00:32:25,703 --> 00:32:27,187
Hello.
504
00:33:29,318 --> 00:33:31,044
I feel...
505
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:33,840
Happy
and terrible...
506
00:33:33,874 --> 00:33:36,222
At the same
time.
507
00:33:36,256 --> 00:33:38,224
Guilty about
your wife?
508
00:33:38,258 --> 00:33:40,088
No, that's
the problem.
509
00:33:40,122 --> 00:33:43,781
I feel guilty
about not
feeling guilty.
510
00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:47,578
Isn't the sky
incredible?
511
00:33:47,612 --> 00:33:49,614
The stars
are incredible.
512
00:33:49,649 --> 00:33:53,101
You know what else
is really incredible?
513
00:33:53,135 --> 00:33:54,585
What?
514
00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:56,069
I'm pregnant.
515
00:33:56,104 --> 00:33:58,623
[Orchestra plays
Beethoven's fifth symphony]
516
00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:02,110
Ohh...
517
00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:06,114
Ohh!
518
00:34:06,148 --> 00:34:09,289
Are you happy
or suicidal?
519
00:34:13,121 --> 00:34:15,123
I'm happy
and suicidal.
520
00:34:15,157 --> 00:34:17,125
I mean,
I'm married.
521
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:20,059
And you? What
do you feel?
522
00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:21,715
Uh, well...
523
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:25,133
I'm happy and suicidal,
too, I mean...
524
00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:26,617
I'm not married.
525
00:34:26,651 --> 00:34:28,136
Don't worry.
526
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,138
It will work out.
527
00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,140
What do
you mean?
528
00:34:32,174 --> 00:34:34,142
You're not
going to...
529
00:34:34,176 --> 00:34:36,627
You'll
have it,
won't you?
530
00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:38,146
Of course.
531
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,770
Please
don't cry.
532
00:34:41,804 --> 00:34:43,289
I'm sorry.
533
00:34:51,676 --> 00:34:53,161
Oh...
534
00:34:53,195 --> 00:34:54,852
I'm so happy.
535
00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:58,683
Are you, Rob?
536
00:35:00,202 --> 00:35:01,652
Yeah.
537
00:35:01,686 --> 00:35:03,654
Oh, I love you.
538
00:35:03,688 --> 00:35:05,345
I love you!
539
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,829
Oh, robby...
540
00:35:06,864 --> 00:35:08,693
I love you, too.
541
00:35:08,728 --> 00:35:10,661
I've never
been happier.
542
00:35:10,695 --> 00:35:12,180
Me, neither.
543
00:35:15,286 --> 00:35:17,288
Will you marry me?
544
00:35:18,393 --> 00:35:20,464
What about your wife?
545
00:35:20,498 --> 00:35:22,328
I'll get a divorce.
546
00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:41,692
Are you nervous?
547
00:35:41,726 --> 00:35:43,728
He is
your father.
548
00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:47,422
He'll wonder why
we're marrying
so fast.
549
00:35:47,456 --> 00:35:51,426
I told him we're
crazy about each other.
550
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,428
That he
can understand.
551
00:35:53,462 --> 00:35:55,913
Pregnancy before
marriage he can't.
552
00:35:55,947 --> 00:35:58,433
Daddy was
almost a priest.
553
00:35:58,467 --> 00:35:59,917
What?
A priest?
554
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,437
He studied
as a jesuit.
555
00:36:02,471 --> 00:36:03,921
He'll love me.
556
00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:05,440
Don't worry.
557
00:36:05,474 --> 00:36:07,787
Daddy gets along
with everybody.
558
00:36:21,421 --> 00:36:24,528
Kill that
son of a bitch!
559
00:36:34,986 --> 00:36:37,472
Gorilla muldoon
is your father?
560
00:36:37,506 --> 00:36:39,991
That's not
his real name.
561
00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:42,960
See if
they're decent.
562
00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:44,479
Go on.
563
00:36:44,513 --> 00:36:46,998
Uh...i think so.
564
00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:49,484
I can't tell.
565
00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:51,002
Hey, wait up.
566
00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:54,489
Hey, maudey!
567
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:55,973
Hello, madman.
568
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,975
Daddy,
you were wonderful.
569
00:36:58,009 --> 00:37:00,046
Hi, sweetheart.
570
00:37:01,047 --> 00:37:03,014
Daddy,
this is Rob.
571
00:37:03,049 --> 00:37:05,534
I've seen you on TV.
572
00:37:05,569 --> 00:37:08,019
You got
a nice quality.
573
00:37:08,054 --> 00:37:09,538
Very vulnerable.
574
00:37:09,573 --> 00:37:11,022
Hello, maude.
575
00:37:11,057 --> 00:37:12,541
John!
576
00:37:12,576 --> 00:37:14,025
Oh, god!
577
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,027
John the stud!
Rob.
578
00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:17,546
Rob, hello.
579
00:37:17,581 --> 00:37:19,583
I'll get
the champagne.
580
00:37:19,617 --> 00:37:21,101
Hi, maude.
581
00:37:21,136 --> 00:37:22,620
Oh, wildman!
582
00:37:22,655 --> 00:37:25,036
Jack Armstrong,
this is Rob.
583
00:37:25,071 --> 00:37:26,555
How are you?
584
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:28,039
New trunks, hey?
585
00:37:28,074 --> 00:37:31,042
Come meet my
new son-in-law!
586
00:37:31,077 --> 00:37:33,044
Sure,
I recognize you.
587
00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:34,529
A pleasure.
588
00:37:34,563 --> 00:37:35,668
Thanks.
589
00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:37,048
She's a Saint.
590
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,567
She's
not bad.
591
00:37:38,602 --> 00:37:41,052
This is
Andre the giant.
592
00:37:41,087 --> 00:37:42,571
Eugene lebell.
593
00:37:42,606 --> 00:37:44,055
Chief...rob.
594
00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:46,575
Give me a
hand, guys.
595
00:37:49,095 --> 00:37:51,131
I hear you, uh...
596
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:52,547
Love my daughter.
597
00:37:52,581 --> 00:37:54,065
Yeah.
598
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,136
Yeah, very much.
599
00:37:56,171 --> 00:37:57,586
We're getting married.
600
00:37:57,621 --> 00:37:59,588
I think that's
wonderful.
601
00:37:59,623 --> 00:38:02,591
She means
a lot to me.
602
00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:05,525
Where do you
plan to live?
603
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,078
Well, uh...
604
00:38:07,113 --> 00:38:08,597
My place is--
605
00:38:08,632 --> 00:38:10,289
small like mine.
606
00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:13,775
We'd like
a house in the hills.
607
00:38:13,809 --> 00:38:15,259
I'll buy it.
608
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,812
Oh, daddy.
609
00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,297
That's too
generous.
610
00:38:18,331 --> 00:38:21,369
Maude's only
getting married once.
611
00:38:21,403 --> 00:38:24,820
Why does a man
kill himself wrestling?
612
00:38:24,855 --> 00:38:28,307
Calculating t-bills,
iras, money market rates.
613
00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:31,310
It would make
me feel good.
614
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,828
Well, I'm overwhelmed.
615
00:38:32,863 --> 00:38:35,314
I'll design
the interior, too.
616
00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:36,798
You will?
617
00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:38,317
When he retires,
618
00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:40,319
he'll decorate
full-time.
619
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,321
I'm speechless,
Mr. Guillory.
620
00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:45,151
If it makes
you feel better,
621
00:38:45,185 --> 00:38:47,153
you buy
the furniture.
622
00:38:47,187 --> 00:38:48,327
Ok.
623
00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:49,811
Everybody,
a toast--
624
00:38:49,845 --> 00:38:51,330
to the bride!
625
00:38:51,364 --> 00:38:52,848
And groom.
626
00:38:55,851 --> 00:38:58,337
If he knew,
he'd kill her.
627
00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:00,684
You he
would kill twice.
628
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:06,345
Maybe we'll get
married in two weeks.
629
00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:08,830
Where will
you tell micki?
630
00:39:08,864 --> 00:39:10,349
Oh, god.
631
00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:11,867
Perino's.
632
00:39:11,902 --> 00:39:13,869
She loves sauteed brains.
633
00:39:13,904 --> 00:39:15,871
That's an
expensive restaurant.
634
00:39:15,906 --> 00:39:17,873
I read
it's better
635
00:39:17,908 --> 00:39:20,428
in an expensive
public place.
636
00:39:20,462 --> 00:39:22,430
She won't throw
a tantrum.
637
00:39:22,464 --> 00:39:24,880
Dodger stadium
saves you $200,
638
00:39:24,915 --> 00:39:27,366
which you'll
need for the baby.
639
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,368
How would
you choose?
640
00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:32,371
I know micki.
I love micki.
641
00:39:32,405 --> 00:39:35,374
So do I.
What do I say,
642
00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:39,378
"a decade's a long
time to be intimate?"
643
00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:40,862
A little
stiff.
644
00:39:40,896 --> 00:39:42,381
How about
"dear"?
645
00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:45,901
I don't say "dear."
She's a lawyer.
646
00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:48,387
"Counselor,
I'm not good
enough."
647
00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:49,871
Oh!
648
00:39:49,905 --> 00:39:51,873
Come on, Leo.
Jesus!
649
00:39:51,907 --> 00:39:53,392
Wait a minute.
650
00:39:53,426 --> 00:39:54,910
Uh, uh...
651
00:39:54,945 --> 00:39:57,223
Sometimes, in
a relationship, um...
652
00:39:58,466 --> 00:40:01,400
Things happen that
neither party
anticipates.
653
00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:03,885
Now you need
the pillow.
654
00:40:03,919 --> 00:40:05,404
Meaning what?
655
00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:08,890
You'll knock
her out with
this news.
656
00:40:08,924 --> 00:40:10,409
I suppose so.
657
00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:12,894
"I love you.
I always will."
658
00:40:12,928 --> 00:40:14,413
Yeah.
659
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:16,932
In these years
you've blossomed
660
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:20,936
from a
young girl
into a woman.
661
00:40:20,971 --> 00:40:24,423
She was always mature,
even at 25.
662
00:40:24,457 --> 00:40:26,908
You like
"I love you."
663
00:40:26,942 --> 00:40:28,427
You like that?
664
00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:30,429
Leo, it's not exactly--
665
00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:33,432
"I love you.
I always will."
666
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,950
And? And, i'm...
667
00:40:34,985 --> 00:40:36,435
"This
girl's pregnant.
668
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:38,437
"I want
a divorce.
669
00:40:38,471 --> 00:40:40,922
We'll name
it after you."
670
00:40:40,956 --> 00:40:42,441
Leo, come on!
671
00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:43,925
I don't know!
672
00:40:43,959 --> 00:40:45,444
Oh, Rob--
673
00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:46,928
piss off, hap!
674
00:40:46,962 --> 00:40:48,447
The thing is,
675
00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:51,450
I don't want
to divorce micki.
676
00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:53,969
I want
to marry maude.
677
00:40:54,004 --> 00:40:56,938
Can't have your
cake and eat it.
678
00:40:56,972 --> 00:40:58,457
It's 1o years.
679
00:40:58,491 --> 00:41:01,460
I can't just
give that up.
680
00:41:01,494 --> 00:41:04,463
It's eat your
cake and have it.
681
00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:06,982
Have and eat,
anybody can do.
682
00:41:07,017 --> 00:41:10,469
Eat and have it left,
that's the trick.
683
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:13,472
You'll be covered
with sauteed brains,
684
00:41:13,506 --> 00:41:15,991
your life's
in the toilet,
685
00:41:16,026 --> 00:41:17,993
and you're
correcting my grammar?
686
00:41:25,863 --> 00:41:27,313
Mr. Salinger.
687
00:41:27,347 --> 00:41:29,349
Yes. This
way, please.
688
00:41:32,007 --> 00:41:33,492
Oh, Rob.
689
00:41:35,045 --> 00:41:37,496
This is
a wonderful idea.
690
00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,981
Is this about
something big?
691
00:41:40,015 --> 00:41:41,672
Well, bigger.
692
00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:44,537
I have something
big, too.
693
00:41:44,572 --> 00:41:46,125
Tell me
yours first.
694
00:41:47,885 --> 00:41:49,231
Ok.
695
00:41:53,753 --> 00:41:56,480
Micki, I love you.
696
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:59,552
I'll always love you.
697
00:41:59,587 --> 00:42:02,072
I love you.
I'm pregnant.
698
00:42:02,106 --> 00:42:06,041
The doctor
thinks I'm going
to have twins.
699
00:42:06,076 --> 00:42:08,078
Isn't that great?
700
00:42:08,112 --> 00:42:10,321
I want to
have it, too.
701
00:42:10,356 --> 00:42:11,944
I just...
702
00:42:12,772 --> 00:42:15,257
I just feel
liberated.
703
00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:17,743
When the doctor
told me,
704
00:42:17,777 --> 00:42:21,712
I said,
"I'll have an abortion."
705
00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:23,024
Nothing will
stand between me
706
00:42:23,058 --> 00:42:24,473
and my judgeship.
707
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,857
But yesterday I went
to the clinic and...
708
00:42:32,447 --> 00:42:34,760
I said, "what am I doing?"
709
00:42:34,794 --> 00:42:37,763
I just couldn't
do it, so...
710
00:42:37,797 --> 00:42:40,248
I acted
like a judge.
711
00:42:40,282 --> 00:42:43,769
I weighed
you and me
712
00:42:43,803 --> 00:42:46,081
and us and our
relationship,
713
00:42:46,116 --> 00:42:48,014
and our future.
714
00:42:48,049 --> 00:42:51,604
I weighed that
against the state
superior court,
715
00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:53,157
and you know what?
716
00:42:55,746 --> 00:42:57,196
You won.
717
00:42:58,266 --> 00:43:01,510
Isn't that
ridiculous?
718
00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:05,445
I learned in
24 miraculous hours
719
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,965
that you're
the greatest
thing on earth.
720
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,140
I'm crazy about you.
721
00:43:10,174 --> 00:43:14,800
Well, this baby
sort of signifies
722
00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:18,976
our belief
in a future,
of you and me.
723
00:43:19,011 --> 00:43:22,393
It's some sort
of memento
724
00:43:22,428 --> 00:43:25,431
that says that
our union is good.
725
00:43:25,465 --> 00:43:27,157
Isn't that corny?
726
00:43:32,162 --> 00:43:33,646
But it's true.
727
00:43:35,544 --> 00:43:38,478
There is one
little complication,
though.
728
00:43:38,513 --> 00:43:39,997
The doctor says
729
00:43:40,032 --> 00:43:42,828
I have an
irritable uterus.
730
00:43:42,862 --> 00:43:45,796
Funny, it's been
agreeable with me.
731
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,177
Laugh.
732
00:43:50,007 --> 00:43:51,146
I must stay in bed
733
00:43:51,181 --> 00:43:53,321
the next
7 1/2 months...
734
00:43:53,355 --> 00:43:57,014
Sort of like
Sophia loren.
735
00:43:59,051 --> 00:44:00,535
Kind of glamorous.
736
00:44:02,882 --> 00:44:04,470
So, uh...
737
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:10,856
I must give up
the firm,
738
00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:12,651
but I don't care.
739
00:44:18,035 --> 00:44:19,519
I love you,
740
00:44:19,554 --> 00:44:21,867
and I'm so glad
I married you.
741
00:44:31,152 --> 00:44:33,154
What
a stupid idiot.
742
00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:37,572
Now you tell
me your little
surprise.
743
00:44:49,308 --> 00:44:50,930
We're having
sauteed brains for dinner.
744
00:44:53,830 --> 00:44:55,659
Oh, you're kidding.
745
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:01,596
No.
746
00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:08,707
Ok.
747
00:45:26,621 --> 00:45:29,624
I'm in trouble,
major trouble.
748
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:38,391
You look like
somebody replaced
your blood with milk.
749
00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:41,222
Oh, god.
750
00:45:42,016 --> 00:45:43,500
Oh, god.
751
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:48,229
This is
a high-risk birth.
752
00:45:48,263 --> 00:45:50,714
It does mean
a caesarean.
753
00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:53,234
I was so
looking forward
754
00:45:53,268 --> 00:45:55,581
to a natural
childbirth.
755
00:45:55,615 --> 00:45:58,032
I'm afraid that's
out of the question.
756
00:45:58,066 --> 00:46:01,035
Remember to cut out
all physical activity
757
00:46:01,069 --> 00:46:03,347
until we have
a strong fetus.
758
00:46:03,382 --> 00:46:07,248
Your due date
is the 14th of August.
759
00:46:07,282 --> 00:46:09,077
Don't get
too stir crazy.
760
00:46:09,112 --> 00:46:11,252
I won't.
761
00:46:11,286 --> 00:46:14,255
I'll read
every Russian
novel written.
762
00:46:14,289 --> 00:46:17,741
My husband said
he'd care for me.
763
00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:20,054
It will
be wonderful.
764
00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:21,849
Let's see,
you're due...
765
00:46:23,678 --> 00:46:25,093
September 2nd.
766
00:46:25,611 --> 00:46:27,233
September 2nd.
767
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:30,927
We have
excellent natural
childbirth training.
768
00:46:30,961 --> 00:46:32,756
At the hospital.
769
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,414
My husband and I
want to take classes.
770
00:46:36,277 --> 00:46:37,588
My future husband.
771
00:46:38,693 --> 00:46:39,970
When's your wedding?
772
00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:41,282
A week
from Saturday.
773
00:46:41,316 --> 00:46:42,628
Congratulations.
774
00:46:44,837 --> 00:46:47,046
Are you going
to tell them?
775
00:46:47,081 --> 00:46:48,945
Yes, but not now.
776
00:46:48,979 --> 00:46:51,568
Micki might
lose the baby.
777
00:46:51,602 --> 00:46:52,914
-Then tell maude.
-I can't.
778
00:46:52,949 --> 00:46:54,364
Why not?
779
00:46:55,365 --> 00:46:56,849
It'll break
her heart.
780
00:46:56,884 --> 00:46:59,369
She was so happy
about the divorce.
781
00:47:00,749 --> 00:47:02,682
Where did you go?
782
00:47:03,304 --> 00:47:04,823
Tijuana.
783
00:47:06,341 --> 00:47:08,792
I wonder how
she'll feel
784
00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:10,829
when her father
kills you.
785
00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:31,297
Rob: How does it end?
786
00:47:31,332 --> 00:47:33,679
It's wonderful.
787
00:47:35,370 --> 00:47:37,752
She throws herself
under a train.
788
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:40,928
Hmm.
789
00:47:45,898 --> 00:47:47,693
Well, I
think I might
790
00:47:47,727 --> 00:47:50,075
take a little
walk or something.
791
00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:53,319
And maybe drop
in on Leo, ok?
792
00:47:54,527 --> 00:47:55,735
Ok.
793
00:47:57,358 --> 00:47:58,462
Have a good cry.
794
00:48:07,644 --> 00:48:09,542
[Footsteps running away]
795
00:48:13,650 --> 00:48:15,134
[Door closes]
796
00:48:23,315 --> 00:48:25,834
-We're half
an hour late.
-I know.
797
00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:02,181
Rob!
798
00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:03,596
Hey, Rob!
799
00:49:04,632 --> 00:49:06,116
Hello, there.
800
00:49:09,982 --> 00:49:11,639
Micki's parents!
801
00:49:12,778 --> 00:49:16,195
Hey, how are you,
Ezra, Diana?
802
00:49:17,645 --> 00:49:19,716
How wonderful
to see you here.
803
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,684
God, uh, you
remember Leo Brody,
804
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,893
my best man
once before.
805
00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:27,241
Once before?
806
00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:29,795
When micki
and I were married.
807
00:49:29,829 --> 00:49:31,659
Why are
you here?
808
00:49:31,693 --> 00:49:34,627
Covering a wedding,
of course.
809
00:49:34,662 --> 00:49:36,146
Where's
the camera?
810
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:39,149
Uh, inside
the church...
811
00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:40,668
With the crew.
812
00:49:40,702 --> 00:49:42,877
Aren't there
trucks or wires?
813
00:49:42,911 --> 00:49:45,811
No, it's
a satellite feed.
814
00:49:45,845 --> 00:49:47,330
From inside?
815
00:49:47,364 --> 00:49:48,469
Through
the steeple.
816
00:49:48,503 --> 00:49:49,988
Somebody famous?
817
00:49:50,022 --> 00:49:52,162
No, no.
818
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,993
Why are you
covering it?
819
00:49:57,857 --> 00:49:59,169
Because...
820
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:03,001
Actually, it's
somebody famous,
very private.
821
00:50:03,035 --> 00:50:05,348
Who? Who?
822
00:50:07,557 --> 00:50:10,525
Uh, oh,
it's a gangster.
823
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,321
Barkhas
"big bacon" guillory.
824
00:50:13,356 --> 00:50:15,530
Have you...No.
825
00:50:15,565 --> 00:50:18,671
It's a big story.
Big, but quiet.
826
00:50:18,706 --> 00:50:20,190
Quiet, big.
827
00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:23,849
Anyway, we
better go in.
828
00:50:23,883 --> 00:50:26,369
You're in
the wedding party.
829
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:28,854
What makes you
say that?
830
00:50:28,888 --> 00:50:30,856
Only the wedding party
831
00:50:30,890 --> 00:50:32,306
wears
morning suits.
832
00:50:38,415 --> 00:50:40,383
Rob, you
all right?
833
00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:43,213
It's just been
a long night.
834
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:46,044
He's working
his tail off.
835
00:50:46,078 --> 00:50:49,219
Yes, Leo
is the best man
836
00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:51,566
and I'm the ring-bearer.
837
00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:54,569
I've never seen
a gangster's wedding.
838
00:50:54,604 --> 00:50:57,469
Rob, could we
stand in back?
839
00:50:57,503 --> 00:50:59,885
No, god, no!
840
00:50:59,919 --> 00:51:02,405
No, no.
841
00:51:02,439 --> 00:51:05,408
Because there
are bodyguards
and everything...
842
00:51:05,442 --> 00:51:09,067
And you must be
fingerprinted
to get in.
843
00:51:09,101 --> 00:51:10,585
Come on, Rob.
844
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:14,900
We don't want guillory's bacon
to get all farkadoo...
845
00:51:14,934 --> 00:51:16,936
Nice to see you.
846
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:45,931
Oh, my god,
she's beautiful.
847
00:51:45,965 --> 00:51:47,967
I told you,
didn't I?
848
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,972
Good luck, Rob!
849
00:52:08,816 --> 00:52:10,300
Bye! Bye!
850
00:52:31,839 --> 00:52:33,841
I guess I'm next.
851
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:36,533
I don't think
he's got the time.
852
00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:42,194
Sshhhh.
853
00:52:44,886 --> 00:52:46,716
Sshhhh.
854
00:52:49,546 --> 00:52:51,065
No!
855
00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:56,035
Oh, boy.
856
00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:57,520
Oh, boy.
857
00:52:57,554 --> 00:52:59,004
You all right?
858
00:53:00,971 --> 00:53:02,041
I feel like
I just ate
859
00:53:02,076 --> 00:53:04,043
a raw liver
sandwich.
860
00:53:04,078 --> 00:53:05,562
God.
861
00:53:09,532 --> 00:53:11,430
Where did you
get that suit?
862
00:53:13,846 --> 00:53:15,158
This suit?
863
00:53:16,435 --> 00:53:18,575
Um, oh...
864
00:53:18,610 --> 00:53:21,060
Where do you
get your clothes?
865
00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:24,132
You've got
two jackets
866
00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:26,065
and pants
in the closet,
867
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,171
yet every day,
a new outfit.
868
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,966
Where do you
keep the wardrobe?
869
00:53:31,761 --> 00:53:33,245
The studio?
870
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,592
Yeah, because
otherwise...
871
00:53:35,627 --> 00:53:38,077
I've got
something for you!
872
00:53:38,112 --> 00:53:39,562
A present.
873
00:53:39,596 --> 00:53:41,080
A present?
874
00:53:41,115 --> 00:53:43,082
Oh...
875
00:53:43,117 --> 00:53:45,602
This celebrates
the midway Mark
876
00:53:45,637 --> 00:53:47,604
of our second
trimester.
877
00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:51,090
The midway Mark
of our second trimester?
878
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,576
Why did you
do this?
879
00:53:53,610 --> 00:53:55,094
This is great.
880
00:53:55,129 --> 00:53:57,096
Oh, maude.
881
00:53:57,131 --> 00:53:59,098
This is
really nice.
882
00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:01,100
Do you like it?
883
00:54:01,135 --> 00:54:03,620
I love it.
It's beautiful.
884
00:54:03,655 --> 00:54:06,623
Wives are supposed
to give presents.
885
00:54:06,658 --> 00:54:08,107
So are husbands.
886
00:54:08,142 --> 00:54:10,109
No, husbands aren't.
887
00:54:10,144 --> 00:54:12,111
There's
a message inside.
888
00:54:12,146 --> 00:54:13,630
There is?
889
00:54:13,665 --> 00:54:15,114
I didn't
see it.
890
00:54:15,149 --> 00:54:16,599
Inside the sweater.
891
00:54:16,633 --> 00:54:17,979
Where?
892
00:54:21,535 --> 00:54:23,019
Oh.
893
00:54:23,053 --> 00:54:24,469
"I heart you."
894
00:54:24,503 --> 00:54:25,953
What's that mean?
895
00:54:25,987 --> 00:54:28,473
I love you,
you jerk.
896
00:54:28,507 --> 00:54:30,475
Oh, "I love you"!
897
00:54:30,509 --> 00:54:32,477
I never
understood that.
898
00:54:32,511 --> 00:54:35,963
"I heart New York."
"Burbank's for
hearters."
899
00:54:35,997 --> 00:54:38,483
You creep.
Get to work.
900
00:54:38,517 --> 00:54:42,141
Nobody gives
me presents.
901
00:54:42,176 --> 00:54:44,143
Give me
this present.
902
00:54:44,178 --> 00:54:46,145
A telegram.
903
00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:47,630
Who's it for?
904
00:54:47,664 --> 00:54:48,803
You.
905
00:54:48,838 --> 00:54:50,322
I'll open it!
906
00:54:56,673 --> 00:54:57,847
Ahh!
907
00:54:57,881 --> 00:55:00,159
I'm auditioning for
the philharmonic!
908
00:55:00,194 --> 00:55:02,161
The philharmonic?
That's great!
909
00:55:02,196 --> 00:55:05,164
What am I
going to play?
910
00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:07,684
Uh...elgar.
No...
911
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,687
You play the elgar
so well.
912
00:55:10,722 --> 00:55:12,171
Oh, that's great.
913
00:55:12,206 --> 00:55:15,174
What do you
want for dinner?
914
00:55:15,209 --> 00:55:16,693
Anything,
except food.
915
00:55:16,728 --> 00:55:18,695
That's great,
maude. Really.
916
00:55:18,730 --> 00:55:20,248
Congratulations.
917
00:55:20,283 --> 00:55:21,733
Thank you. Bye.
918
00:55:21,767 --> 00:55:23,286
Bye.
919
00:55:28,222 --> 00:55:29,706
Hi.
920
00:55:29,741 --> 00:55:32,191
Hi.
How was the show?
921
00:55:32,226 --> 00:55:34,193
Television history
yet again.
922
00:55:34,228 --> 00:55:35,678
Mmm.
923
00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:37,196
Mmm.
924
00:55:37,231 --> 00:55:39,198
We did a piece
925
00:55:39,233 --> 00:55:43,202
called the return
of the panty girdle.
926
00:55:43,237 --> 00:55:46,033
Where did you
get the sweater?
927
00:55:46,067 --> 00:55:47,206
This?
928
00:55:47,241 --> 00:55:48,311
Yeah.
929
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:49,726
Um...
930
00:55:49,761 --> 00:55:51,210
God, um...Carroll's.
931
00:55:51,245 --> 00:55:52,729
But it's green.
932
00:55:52,764 --> 00:55:55,214
You look flakey
in green.
933
00:55:55,249 --> 00:55:57,734
Nobody looks
good in green.
934
00:55:57,769 --> 00:55:59,736
What are you reading?
935
00:55:59,771 --> 00:56:02,256
This is the iglesias
method.
936
00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:05,224
The husband delivers
the baby's head,
937
00:56:05,259 --> 00:56:07,226
cuts the umbilical cord,
938
00:56:07,261 --> 00:56:09,712
and wash
the blood off.
939
00:56:09,746 --> 00:56:11,265
Oh!
940
00:56:11,299 --> 00:56:14,717
Sorry. I forgot
about your
squeamish tummy.
941
00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:16,270
Lower, lower.
942
00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:19,238
I forgot
about your
squeamish tummy.
943
00:56:19,273 --> 00:56:21,827
That's not
what I meant,
944
00:56:21,862 --> 00:56:24,761
but Americans
don't understand
English humor.
945
00:56:24,796 --> 00:56:27,246
Want to see
the nursery?
946
00:56:27,281 --> 00:56:30,249
It's going
to be so pretty.
947
00:56:30,284 --> 00:56:31,768
Isn't that neat?
948
00:56:31,803 --> 00:56:34,771
Why rush?
You've got four months.
949
00:56:34,806 --> 00:56:36,773
I need a project.
950
00:56:36,808 --> 00:56:38,775
You've got
a project.
951
00:56:38,810 --> 00:56:41,260
Let's have another
little project.
952
00:56:41,295 --> 00:56:44,747
I'll show you
my little project.
953
00:56:44,781 --> 00:56:46,265
No! No!
954
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,716
I have to show you
my little--
955
00:56:51,098 --> 00:56:53,341
I spend 10 hours
with micki,
956
00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,860
10 with maude.
957
00:56:54,895 --> 00:56:56,862
Two for the show,
958
00:56:56,897 --> 00:56:58,864
two for
transportation.
959
00:56:58,899 --> 00:57:00,866
I never stop sleeping.
960
00:57:00,901 --> 00:57:04,352
Maude thinks I'm done
here at 5:30.
961
00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:06,872
Micki thinks
it ends then.
962
00:57:06,907 --> 00:57:09,841
With micki,
we sleep at 8:00,
963
00:57:09,875 --> 00:57:11,359
awaken at 4:00.
964
00:57:11,394 --> 00:57:14,362
With maude,
we sleep till 2:00.
965
00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,882
I'm getting
too much sleep.
966
00:57:16,917 --> 00:57:19,367
If I don't
get bed sores,
967
00:57:19,402 --> 00:57:21,956
this is going
to work.
968
00:57:21,991 --> 00:57:24,890
Maybe you should
hire a limo.
969
00:57:24,925 --> 00:57:27,375
I don't have
enough money
970
00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:29,895
for a pair
of socks.
971
00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:31,897
Micki's got
no income,
972
00:57:31,932 --> 00:57:34,382
maude earns
$100 yearly.
973
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,902
Food alone
costs a fortune.
974
00:57:36,937 --> 00:57:39,387
I owe 56,000
on furniture,
975
00:57:39,422 --> 00:57:42,908
and micki
wants Disneyland
in her study.
976
00:57:42,943 --> 00:57:46,394
Get me a job
on network news.
977
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:47,913
I phoned them.
978
00:57:47,948 --> 00:57:49,915
They never phoned back.
979
00:57:49,950 --> 00:57:52,400
I'm giving you
easy assignments.
980
00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:54,920
You're being
a real friend.
981
00:57:54,955 --> 00:57:57,923
May I ask you
a question?
982
00:57:57,958 --> 00:57:59,407
Nothing cosmic, Leo.
983
00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:01,409
You have two wives.
984
00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:03,411
You're expecting
two kids.
985
00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:06,414
Isn't there
something wrong in that?
986
00:58:06,449 --> 00:58:08,934
Yeah, it's against
the law.
987
00:58:08,969 --> 00:58:12,386
I love micki,
I love maude.
988
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,595
We all want
the children.
989
00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:17,529
We're all getting
what we want.
990
00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:21,153
And the consequences?
991
00:58:21,188 --> 00:58:22,672
What happens
when they find out?
992
00:58:22,707 --> 00:58:24,363
I don't know.
993
00:58:24,398 --> 00:58:25,882
I don't know.
994
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:29,368
I only know
that this is right.
995
00:58:29,403 --> 00:58:32,268
It'll work out.
996
00:58:32,302 --> 00:58:34,788
It can't.
It's impossible.
997
00:58:34,822 --> 00:58:36,721
No, Leo,
you're wrong.
998
00:58:36,755 --> 00:58:38,308
You're really wrong.
999
00:58:38,343 --> 00:58:39,896
I love her.
1000
00:58:39,931 --> 00:58:41,898
Don't you get it?
1001
00:59:04,783 --> 00:59:06,751
Blaaaahhh!
1002
00:59:10,271 --> 00:59:12,273
[Toilet flushes]
1003
00:59:16,105 --> 00:59:18,556
If you took
the shelves--
1004
00:59:20,661 --> 00:59:23,146
you should
be in bed.
1005
00:59:23,181 --> 00:59:26,115
This is
Mr. Simpson,
the decorator.
1006
00:59:26,149 --> 00:59:27,634
My husband.
1007
00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:29,636
Really,
go to bed.
1008
00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:32,121
What do you
think of pink?
1009
00:59:32,155 --> 00:59:33,640
For what?
1010
00:59:33,674 --> 00:59:35,158
The nursery.
1011
00:59:35,193 --> 00:59:38,645
Could I just make
a compromise
suggestion?
1012
00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:41,164
How about
a soft mauve?
1013
00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:46,653
I don't
like mauve.
1014
00:59:46,687 --> 00:59:48,655
What's wrong
with mauve?
1015
00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:51,140
We're really
set on pink.
1016
00:59:51,174 --> 00:59:52,659
It's your baby.
1017
00:59:52,693 --> 00:59:54,661
I want pink.
1018
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:57,664
Where do you
want the books?
1019
00:59:57,698 --> 01:00:00,183
Put them
under the bed.
1020
01:00:00,218 --> 01:00:02,669
The folding chairs
are under there.
1021
01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:04,671
Put them
downstairs, please.
1022
01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:07,674
We must decide
the color first.
1023
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:09,676
We have.
It's pink.
1024
01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:11,160
Fine.
1025
01:00:11,194 --> 01:00:13,162
What about the drapes?
1026
01:00:13,196 --> 01:00:14,542
Pink.
1027
01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:17,822
Would you like
this fabric in
a different color?
1028
01:00:17,856 --> 01:00:19,858
In the fourth quarter,
1029
01:00:19,893 --> 01:00:22,861
the cougars lead
by 12 points
1030
01:00:22,896 --> 01:00:24,863
in a physical contest.
1031
01:00:24,898 --> 01:00:28,384
Lockwood dunks,
making it 90 to 76.
1032
01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:31,870
Well.
1033
01:00:31,905 --> 01:00:34,839
What do
you want?
1034
01:00:34,873 --> 01:00:36,219
Here.
1035
01:00:36,254 --> 01:00:40,879
Holmes with a good move
and Nichols dunks.
1036
01:00:40,914 --> 01:00:44,883
I haven't seen plays
like this before!
1037
01:00:49,405 --> 01:00:51,062
That is pink.
1038
01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:55,066
Ow!
1039
01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:58,897
Micki!
1040
01:00:58,932 --> 01:01:00,899
I can't stand it.
1041
01:01:00,934 --> 01:01:03,384
Mickey, come on,
stop painting.
1042
01:01:03,419 --> 01:01:04,903
Stop. Stop.
1043
01:01:04,938 --> 01:01:06,387
A little more.
1044
01:01:06,422 --> 01:01:07,906
A little more.
1045
01:01:07,941 --> 01:01:09,390
That feels good.
1046
01:01:09,425 --> 01:01:11,910
Mickey, get
back to bed.
1047
01:01:25,959 --> 01:01:28,409
Hey, what is it?
1048
01:01:28,444 --> 01:01:29,721
What?
1049
01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:30,895
Oh, Rob.
1050
01:01:30,929 --> 01:01:32,103
What?
1051
01:01:32,137 --> 01:01:34,933
I shouldn't be
having a baby.
1052
01:01:34,968 --> 01:01:37,902
I'm a...I'm a
total failure.
1053
01:01:37,936 --> 01:01:39,455
I'm...
1054
01:01:39,489 --> 01:01:42,423
I'm
irresponsible,
and i'm...I'm...
1055
01:01:42,458 --> 01:01:45,461
Hopeless and...
And...And...
1056
01:01:45,495 --> 01:01:47,774
And emotionally
immature.
1057
01:01:47,808 --> 01:01:50,466
I can't
raise a baby.
1058
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,951
You'll be a
wonderful mother.
1059
01:01:52,986 --> 01:01:55,436
No, it's criminal.
I mean...
1060
01:01:55,471 --> 01:01:58,957
I'm not fit
to be a mother.
1061
01:01:58,992 --> 01:02:01,477
God, forget about
the philharmonic.
1062
01:02:01,511 --> 01:02:04,135
300 cellists
auditioning
against me.
1063
01:02:04,169 --> 01:02:07,621
Let's just
forget about
the whole thing.
1064
01:02:07,655 --> 01:02:09,623
What if
pee-wee salinger
1065
01:02:09,657 --> 01:02:12,281
has something
wrong with him?
1066
01:02:12,315 --> 01:02:13,972
Oh, maude.
1067
01:02:14,007 --> 01:02:18,080
We're going to have
a normal, healthy child.
1068
01:02:18,114 --> 01:02:21,290
And...if we don't,
we'll, um...
1069
01:02:21,324 --> 01:02:22,809
Adjust.
1070
01:02:25,018 --> 01:02:26,502
We will?
1071
01:02:49,490 --> 01:02:51,492
Hey, what's
the matter?
1072
01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:53,978
What?
1073
01:02:58,016 --> 01:03:01,468
I'm not fit
to be a mother.
1074
01:03:01,502 --> 01:03:02,745
What?
1075
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:04,782
I'm not fit
to be a mother.
1076
01:03:06,024 --> 01:03:07,508
Come on.
1077
01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:11,167
I messed up
my whole life.
1078
01:03:11,202 --> 01:03:14,170
I had
miscarriages.
I got fired.
1079
01:03:14,205 --> 01:03:16,103
You had
one miscarriage.
1080
01:03:16,138 --> 01:03:19,693
And you weren't fired,
you quit.
1081
01:03:19,727 --> 01:03:24,180
What if the baby
turns out to be
manic-depressive?
1082
01:03:24,215 --> 01:03:26,700
What if it turns out
1083
01:03:26,734 --> 01:03:30,152
to be the first
successful
female assassin?
1084
01:03:30,186 --> 01:03:31,670
Oh, micki.
1085
01:03:31,705 --> 01:03:34,156
It'll get
the fat gene.
1086
01:03:34,190 --> 01:03:35,674
The fat gene?
1087
01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:39,678
I don't want
to be a mother.
1088
01:03:39,713 --> 01:03:43,199
I don't deserve
to be a mom.
1089
01:03:43,234 --> 01:03:45,684
Of course.
Sure, you do.
1090
01:03:45,719 --> 01:03:48,687
You deserve
to be a mother.
1091
01:03:48,722 --> 01:03:51,725
I can't have
a normal pregnancy.
1092
01:03:51,759 --> 01:03:55,211
This is better than
a normal pregancy.
1093
01:03:55,246 --> 01:03:57,731
The kid doesn't
bounce around.
1094
01:03:57,765 --> 01:04:02,218
And it'll be born
physically and
mentally healthy,
1095
01:04:02,253 --> 01:04:05,083
and it won't
have the fat gene.
1096
01:04:06,636 --> 01:04:09,225
It won't have
the fat gene?
1097
01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:10,537
Well, if it does...
1098
01:04:11,434 --> 01:04:13,781
We'll put it
on weight watchers.
1099
01:04:14,403 --> 01:04:15,991
Come on.
1100
01:04:22,238 --> 01:04:24,206
I love you.
1101
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,724
Me, too.
1102
01:04:25,759 --> 01:04:27,726
You're a nice guy.
1103
01:04:27,761 --> 01:04:30,246
You're a nice girl.
1104
01:04:42,603 --> 01:04:45,020
You always wear
that sweater.
1105
01:04:45,054 --> 01:04:46,953
I hate that sweater.
1106
01:04:47,263 --> 01:04:48,747
You do?
1107
01:04:48,782 --> 01:04:51,233
Well, I don't...
I'm...
1108
01:04:51,267 --> 01:04:52,751
I'm...
1109
01:04:52,786 --> 01:04:55,237
Just attached to it.
1110
01:04:55,271 --> 01:04:57,273
So...
1111
01:04:57,308 --> 01:04:59,103
What's all this?
1112
01:05:00,656 --> 01:05:05,764
It's, uh...It's just
a cardboard thing
of my...Catalog.
1113
01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:08,802
I'm going
to do a thing
1114
01:05:08,836 --> 01:05:11,805
on designer clothes
f0r pregnant women.
1115
01:05:11,839 --> 01:05:15,291
See, they don't look
like potato sacks.
1116
01:05:15,326 --> 01:05:16,706
That's
the advantage.
1117
01:05:16,741 --> 01:05:18,018
Great.
1118
01:05:18,053 --> 01:05:19,192
That's nice.
1119
01:05:19,226 --> 01:05:20,296
Yeah?
1120
01:05:20,331 --> 01:05:22,298
You like
that one?
1121
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:24,783
Mm-hmm, and that one.
1122
01:05:24,818 --> 01:05:26,302
You do?
1123
01:05:26,337 --> 01:05:27,890
Mm-hmm.
It's lovely.
1124
01:05:32,343 --> 01:05:34,621
You want to
invest in it?
1125
01:05:34,655 --> 01:05:35,725
Yes!
1126
01:05:39,177 --> 01:05:41,145
Every penny I have.
1127
01:05:42,836 --> 01:05:44,113
Thank you.
1128
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:47,151
It's beautiful.
1129
01:05:47,185 --> 01:05:48,635
Daddy, it's wonderful.
1130
01:05:48,669 --> 01:05:50,671
I'm glad
it's sunny.
1131
01:05:50,706 --> 01:05:54,296
It's not in the
hills, but the
view is great.
1132
01:05:55,366 --> 01:05:58,817
I want you to
see the nursery.
1133
01:05:58,852 --> 01:06:00,509
Isn't this great?
1134
01:06:00,543 --> 01:06:02,614
4 gross,
Mr. Stone.
1135
01:06:02,649 --> 01:06:04,651
Right here...
24th. Right.
1136
01:06:04,685 --> 01:06:08,655
And it's model
order number
l...
1137
01:06:11,037 --> 01:06:12,900
And I
need, uh...
Four sizes...
1138
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,558
And day after
tomorrow, ok?
1139
01:06:15,593 --> 01:06:17,457
Bye-bye.
1140
01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:20,943
Who was that?
1141
01:06:20,978 --> 01:06:22,151
Seoul.
1142
01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:23,325
Seoul?
1143
01:06:23,359 --> 01:06:25,154
Yes,
as in Korea.
1144
01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:27,674
I sold over
700 orders.
1145
01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:29,952
I haven't mailed
my catalogs yet.
1146
01:06:30,677 --> 01:06:32,161
Weren't you reading?
1147
01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:35,164
Oh, I read
the Russian novelists.
1148
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:37,891
I do it
one hour a day.
1149
01:06:37,925 --> 01:06:40,721
I don't have to worry
about a thing.
1150
01:06:42,033 --> 01:06:44,070
You do things
on your own.
1151
01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:45,588
Yeah.
1152
01:06:49,937 --> 01:06:51,939
I suppose you want
to wash the baby?
1153
01:06:51,974 --> 01:06:53,458
Yeah, I do.
1154
01:07:03,710 --> 01:07:06,161
We'll exchange it.
What color?
1155
01:07:06,195 --> 01:07:08,335
Oh, uh...Burgundy.
1156
01:07:08,370 --> 01:07:09,819
And the size?
1157
01:07:09,854 --> 01:07:12,339
Oh, uh...
Just a minute.
1158
01:07:13,858 --> 01:07:15,791
Uh...uh...a 38.
1159
01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:22,591
Excuse me, love.
1160
01:07:29,908 --> 01:07:34,672
Are you upset
because I'm in the
catalog business?
1161
01:07:34,706 --> 01:07:38,193
No. God, I'm very
proud of you.
1162
01:07:38,227 --> 01:07:41,713
You're upset with me
about anything else?
1163
01:07:41,748 --> 01:07:45,200
No, I got a few
things on my mind.
1164
01:07:45,234 --> 01:07:47,202
No, of course not.
1165
01:07:52,759 --> 01:07:55,555
Pregnancy can turn
a man off.
1166
01:07:55,589 --> 01:07:57,557
What do you mean?
1167
01:07:57,591 --> 01:08:00,042
Well, I'll give
you this.
1168
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,217
Oh, micki.
That's terrific.
1169
01:08:02,251 --> 01:08:03,390
Thanks.
1170
01:08:03,425 --> 01:08:05,910
I had fun
going out.
1171
01:08:05,944 --> 01:08:09,569
You went out?
What about
your health?
1172
01:08:09,603 --> 01:08:12,227
I just couldn't stand
that color anymore.
1173
01:08:14,884 --> 01:08:17,715
You exchanged it?
1174
01:08:17,749 --> 01:08:20,718
I found a "I heart you"
on the label.
1175
01:08:20,752 --> 01:08:24,584
They don't
have a lot of
"I heart you"s
1176
01:08:24,618 --> 01:08:27,069
on the clothes
in carroll's,
1177
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,071
so I was
wondering...
1178
01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:31,246
Who put it
there?
1179
01:08:32,419 --> 01:08:33,834
Micki.
1180
01:08:34,973 --> 01:08:37,907
I know I have
a swollen belly,
1181
01:08:37,942 --> 01:08:40,427
and I'm not
exactly trim,
1182
01:08:40,462 --> 01:08:44,673
and I don't pay
enough attention
to you, but...
1183
01:08:45,605 --> 01:08:47,262
Mickey...
1184
01:08:47,296 --> 01:08:52,439
There's something I've
wanted to tell you
for the last...
1185
01:08:52,474 --> 01:08:54,510
Six months.
1186
01:08:54,545 --> 01:08:56,547
Is it bad?
1187
01:08:57,824 --> 01:08:59,239
Yeah.
1188
01:09:00,654 --> 01:09:01,828
Oh.
1189
01:09:03,174 --> 01:09:06,660
Rob, I'm not normally
an emotional person.
1190
01:09:06,695 --> 01:09:11,148
If you're in love
with a beautiful girl
1191
01:09:11,182 --> 01:09:14,151
who has a flat
belly, I'll just--
1192
01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:16,429
oh!
1193
01:09:16,463 --> 01:09:18,155
Oh! Oh!
1194
01:09:18,189 --> 01:09:19,294
What?
1195
01:09:19,328 --> 01:09:20,709
God, it's happening.
1196
01:09:20,743 --> 01:09:22,020
What?
1197
01:09:22,055 --> 01:09:23,746
I'm in labor.
1198
01:09:23,781 --> 01:09:25,886
No, it's two
months away.
1199
01:09:25,921 --> 01:09:27,888
Oh, I should know.
1200
01:09:27,923 --> 01:09:29,373
Oh! Oh!
1201
01:09:29,407 --> 01:09:30,581
Oh!
1202
01:09:31,513 --> 01:09:32,686
Oh!
1203
01:09:35,517 --> 01:09:37,035
Oh, boy.
1204
01:09:40,107 --> 01:09:42,075
It's gone.
1205
01:09:42,109 --> 01:09:43,594
That's false labor.
1206
01:09:43,628 --> 01:09:46,873
Dr. Fibel told us
that might happen.
1207
01:09:49,289 --> 01:09:51,567
Oh. I guess I just
got a little keyed-up.
1208
01:09:51,602 --> 01:09:52,775
Yeah.
1209
01:09:53,949 --> 01:09:55,433
I'm sorry.
1210
01:09:58,850 --> 01:10:02,199
So, uh...
Are you?
1211
01:10:03,441 --> 01:10:04,787
What?
1212
01:10:04,822 --> 01:10:06,686
In love with
a woman with
a beautiful face
1213
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,653
and a flat stomach?
1214
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,449
No.
1215
01:10:11,484 --> 01:10:13,037
Oh, good.
1216
01:10:13,727 --> 01:10:15,936
Well, then...
1217
01:10:15,971 --> 01:10:19,388
Who put the
"I heart you"?
1218
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,737
Uh...
1219
01:10:25,256 --> 01:10:26,913
I did.
1220
01:10:27,983 --> 01:10:29,398
Oh?
1221
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,918
Yeah. That's
my bad news.
1222
01:10:31,952 --> 01:10:35,887
Well, I...I...I...
Sometimes...
1223
01:10:36,509 --> 01:10:38,338
Sometimes I feel...
1224
01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:40,582
Insecure, you know.
1225
01:10:40,616 --> 01:10:45,207
And so, uh...Just as, uh...
To make myself...
1226
01:10:47,036 --> 01:10:48,452
Feel...
1227
01:10:48,486 --> 01:10:50,385
Better about
myself, I...
1228
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:55,252
I remind myself that if
nobody else loves me,
1229
01:10:55,286 --> 01:10:56,908
I love me.
1230
01:10:56,943 --> 01:11:00,464
I put it on some
of my clothing.
1231
01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:03,915
Most of it.
1232
01:11:03,950 --> 01:11:06,435
I always have
little labels.
1233
01:11:07,816 --> 01:11:10,784
Oh, Rob,
I love you.
1234
01:11:10,819 --> 01:11:13,270
Our little baby
loves you.
1235
01:11:13,304 --> 01:11:15,858
I know. Sometimes
I just forget.
1236
01:12:20,060 --> 01:12:23,616
Ok, early labor...
Contractions begin.
1237
01:12:26,032 --> 01:12:28,034
Get your focal point.
1238
01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:32,245
You play
the cello today?
1239
01:12:32,279 --> 01:12:33,488
Nope.
1240
01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:36,525
Mmm.
1241
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,044
Six days.
1242
01:12:38,493 --> 01:12:39,908
Ok.
1243
01:12:40,564 --> 01:12:43,187
Contraction ends.
1244
01:12:43,221 --> 01:12:45,189
What's happening
to you?
1245
01:12:45,223 --> 01:12:47,225
Maybe it's
a combination
1246
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:50,539
of Richard Strauss,
spring, and junior here.
1247
01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:53,542
Let's never call him
junior, ok?
1248
01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:56,062
Ok, active labor.
Contraction begins.
1249
01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,583
And don't ever
call him butch.
1250
01:13:00,756 --> 01:13:02,171
And no beautiful
names.
1251
01:13:02,206 --> 01:13:03,414
Mm-hmm.
1252
01:13:03,449 --> 01:13:05,658
Not Nicholas
or Christopher
1253
01:13:05,692 --> 01:13:08,143
or Adam
or Jonathan.
1254
01:13:08,177 --> 01:13:10,697
Mmm. Or Jennifer
or Gwyneth.
1255
01:13:10,732 --> 01:13:13,148
Or Cherish
or innocence.
1256
01:13:13,769 --> 01:13:15,668
Contraction ends.
1257
01:13:17,014 --> 01:13:18,981
And no politics,
right?
1258
01:13:19,016 --> 01:13:20,569
Not america, or...
1259
01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:21,743
Sorry.
1260
01:13:21,777 --> 01:13:23,227
Or god...
1261
01:13:23,261 --> 01:13:26,748
Or peace
and freedom,
or light bulb.
1262
01:13:26,782 --> 01:13:30,061
Light bulb salinger.
That's kind of catchy.
1263
01:13:30,096 --> 01:13:32,581
Short and
to the point--
1264
01:13:32,616 --> 01:13:34,583
Joe, Gus, Eddie...
1265
01:13:34,618 --> 01:13:36,999
Not Edward.
Eddie.
1266
01:13:37,034 --> 01:13:39,899
So, pat
American bandstand
names, right?
1267
01:13:39,933 --> 01:13:40,969
Right.
1268
01:13:41,003 --> 01:13:42,591
Ok. Transition.
1269
01:13:42,626 --> 01:13:44,110
Contractions begin.
1270
01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:52,670
You think you'll
play the cello again?
1271
01:13:52,705 --> 01:13:54,603
I don't know.
1272
01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:58,124
You know, music
isn't everything.
1273
01:13:58,158 --> 01:14:01,610
Could we stand
the drop in income?
1274
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:04,889
-From $100 a year
to zero?
-Ok, smart ass.
1275
01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:06,753
Ok.
1276
01:14:06,788 --> 01:14:08,306
If it's a girl,
1277
01:14:08,341 --> 01:14:10,274
it's tallulah
no-nukes salinger.
1278
01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:13,311
Where's the push?
1279
01:14:15,486 --> 01:14:17,074
And if it's a boy,
1280
01:14:17,108 --> 01:14:22,079
Bartholomew Zachary
save-the-whales
chastity belt salinger.
1281
01:14:23,149 --> 01:14:26,635
I'll be out for
the next hour.
1282
01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:29,535
If there's an emergency,
call me at Dr. Fibel.
1283
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,402
Ready?
1284
01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:36,473
Yeah.
1285
01:14:38,371 --> 01:14:40,649
How long will
these boxes stay?
1286
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:43,307
They go
in a week.
1287
01:14:43,341 --> 01:14:45,309
Does a sonogram
hurt?
1288
01:14:45,343 --> 01:14:48,346
Only if it's
a singing sonogram.
1289
01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:52,178
♪ Oh, you're
a pregnant mother
1290
01:14:52,212 --> 01:14:54,180
♪ you're in
the club again
1291
01:14:54,214 --> 01:14:55,837
♪ you got one
in the oven
1292
01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:57,666
♪ now it's coming
down the Lane ♪
1293
01:14:57,701 --> 01:14:59,185
Oh!
1294
01:15:08,608 --> 01:15:10,368
What is it?
1295
01:15:10,403 --> 01:15:11,680
I left my keys
in the car.
1296
01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:12,750
Aren't you
supposed to?
1297
01:15:15,235 --> 01:15:16,513
Is something wrong?
1298
01:15:16,547 --> 01:15:19,170
I'm just here
for the sonogram.
1299
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:23,830
Rob. Rob!
1300
01:15:23,865 --> 01:15:25,073
What?
1301
01:15:32,874 --> 01:15:34,047
Darling?
1302
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:38,396
Mrs. Salinger.
Mrs. Salinger.
1303
01:15:46,922 --> 01:15:51,858
Do you want to get
your husband?
1304
01:15:51,893 --> 01:15:53,135
Rob.
1305
01:16:13,224 --> 01:16:15,537
What's holding her up?
1306
01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:17,850
She should have been
here yesterday.
1307
01:16:17,884 --> 01:16:20,749
You said if
I was active--
1308
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,786
have you been active?
1309
01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:24,926
She's been more
active than
when she worked.
1310
01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:28,412
I feel faint.
1311
01:16:28,446 --> 01:16:29,896
I'll step outside.
1312
01:16:29,931 --> 01:16:31,035
Rob?
1313
01:16:31,070 --> 01:16:32,658
No, I'll just
be outside.
1314
01:16:39,457 --> 01:16:40,666
Rob!
1315
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,219
Maude, maude!
1316
01:16:42,253 --> 01:16:45,429
Surprise.
How'd you know
I was here?
1317
01:16:45,463 --> 01:16:46,948
Everything ok?
1318
01:16:46,982 --> 01:16:49,951
On schedule.
Three weeks
from tomorrow.
1319
01:16:49,985 --> 01:16:51,953
I'll check
my appointment.
1320
01:16:51,987 --> 01:16:53,955
Ok. I'll wait--
1321
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:56,336
nurse verbeck,
this is my husband.
1322
01:16:56,371 --> 01:16:58,615
Your husband?
1323
01:16:58,649 --> 01:17:01,445
Remember your oath,
nurse verbeck.
1324
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,447
Nurses don't
take oathes.
1325
01:17:03,481 --> 01:17:04,931
Is Tuesday ok?
1326
01:17:04,966 --> 01:17:06,450
3:00.
1327
01:17:06,484 --> 01:17:08,107
So you going home?
1328
01:17:08,141 --> 01:17:09,798
No. I'll
go to work.
1329
01:17:17,944 --> 01:17:19,912
You coming home
tonight?
1330
01:17:19,946 --> 01:17:23,950
We're doing a thing
on the California tern.
1331
01:17:23,985 --> 01:17:25,503
What's that?
1332
01:17:25,538 --> 01:17:27,367
Oh, it's a bird
that migrates here.
1333
01:17:29,162 --> 01:17:31,095
Ok, see you later.
1334
01:17:31,509 --> 01:17:32,959
Be ok?
1335
01:17:32,994 --> 01:17:34,651
Yeah. Bye.
1336
01:17:34,685 --> 01:17:35,824
Ok.
1337
01:17:46,007 --> 01:17:47,180
Damn!
1338
01:17:53,531 --> 01:17:55,188
My music.
1339
01:18:02,540 --> 01:18:04,370
Aren't you
her husband?
1340
01:18:04,404 --> 01:18:06,683
She said you
were her husband.
1341
01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:10,617
No. She said I was
her husband's brother.
1342
01:18:11,308 --> 01:18:12,378
No.
1343
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,589
You didn't
know that maude
1344
01:18:16,623 --> 01:18:20,524
always leaves
the last word
off her sentences.
1345
01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:23,838
Her family does it.
1346
01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:25,253
Remember when
she came in and said,
1347
01:18:25,287 --> 01:18:27,427
"how do you..."
Then, "good"?
1348
01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,119
No.
1349
01:18:30,568 --> 01:18:31,673
Hi.
1350
01:18:32,156 --> 01:18:33,917
Just perfect.
1351
01:18:33,951 --> 01:18:35,712
Yeah. Everything's
fine.
1352
01:18:35,746 --> 01:18:37,886
Nurse verbeck,
this is my husband.
1353
01:18:38,438 --> 01:18:39,716
So he tells me.
1354
01:18:40,751 --> 01:18:42,926
Can't be
too careful.
1355
01:18:44,099 --> 01:18:45,583
You ok now?
1356
01:18:45,618 --> 01:18:46,619
Yeah.
1357
01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:51,417
Oh. You came back.
1358
01:18:51,451 --> 01:18:52,970
So did you.
1359
01:18:53,005 --> 01:18:55,248
-Yeah. Well, i--
-I'll get it.
1360
01:18:55,283 --> 01:18:57,112
I thought you--
1361
01:18:57,147 --> 01:18:58,665
how come you--
1362
01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:03,153
I wouldn't
have believed it.
1363
01:19:04,188 --> 01:19:05,776
What?
1364
01:19:05,811 --> 01:19:07,916
He's right.
She never finishes
a sentence.
1365
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,125
Who doesn't?
1366
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,437
Your
sister-in-law.
1367
01:19:11,471 --> 01:19:13,128
Oh. What?
1368
01:19:15,406 --> 01:19:17,167
I forgot my...
The other thing.
1369
01:19:17,201 --> 01:19:19,238
See you back home.
1370
01:19:20,170 --> 01:19:21,861
Ok.
1371
01:19:21,896 --> 01:19:23,414
I'd like
to talk to you.
1372
01:19:23,449 --> 01:19:25,520
-Yeah. Me, too.
-Who is that woman?
1373
01:19:28,661 --> 01:19:30,456
Uh...come with me.
1374
01:19:30,490 --> 01:19:32,251
Nurse verbeck
says she's my
sister-in-law.
1375
01:19:33,321 --> 01:19:35,772
That's the closet,
Mr. Salinger.
1376
01:19:35,806 --> 01:19:37,049
Who is
that woman?
1377
01:19:39,154 --> 01:19:40,811
Nurse verbeck
does drugs.
1378
01:19:40,846 --> 01:19:42,813
-What?
-Heavy drugs.
1379
01:19:42,848 --> 01:19:46,127
She keeps saying that
that woman is my wife.
1380
01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:47,956
I say, "no, no, no."
1381
01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:51,373
She said, "she must be
your sister-in-law."
1382
01:19:53,168 --> 01:19:54,652
She's going nuts.
1383
01:19:54,687 --> 01:19:58,656
So I said, "yeah.
She's my sister-in-law."
1384
01:19:58,691 --> 01:20:01,176
What's Dr. Fibel
doing with
a druggie?
1385
01:20:01,211 --> 01:20:03,316
Maybe they're
having an affair.
1386
01:20:04,490 --> 01:20:06,941
Dr. Fibel and
nurse verbeck?
1387
01:20:06,975 --> 01:20:08,874
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1388
01:20:09,667 --> 01:20:11,428
That's impossible.
1389
01:20:11,462 --> 01:20:13,982
I'm a broadcast
journalist.
Nothing surprises me--
1390
01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,639
[knock on door]
1391
01:20:19,470 --> 01:20:20,817
Hello.
1392
01:20:24,268 --> 01:20:25,787
Thank you.
1393
01:20:27,651 --> 01:20:29,170
Thank you very much.
1394
01:20:40,112 --> 01:20:43,184
I don't care
where they wear guns,
1395
01:20:43,218 --> 01:20:44,599
if they wear guns,
1396
01:20:44,633 --> 01:20:45,980
or why
they wear guns.
1397
01:20:46,014 --> 01:20:47,671
Me, either.
Let's shoot this.
1398
01:20:49,673 --> 01:20:53,573
Male nude models
look so dumb to men.
1399
01:20:54,989 --> 01:20:57,129
What the hell?
We'll do tight
headshots.
1400
01:20:57,163 --> 01:20:59,717
You can't see
the bodies
or the guns.
1401
01:21:00,649 --> 01:21:02,444
I don't want to!
1402
01:21:02,479 --> 01:21:04,274
Do it in closeup!
1403
01:21:04,308 --> 01:21:05,516
Roll 'em.
1404
01:21:05,551 --> 01:21:06,793
Rolling.
1405
01:21:06,828 --> 01:21:07,967
That's my line.
1406
01:21:08,002 --> 01:21:10,211
-Then say it!
-Roll it!
1407
01:21:10,245 --> 01:21:11,660
We're already rolling.
1408
01:21:21,739 --> 01:21:24,190
I'm standing here
with six members
1409
01:21:24,225 --> 01:21:26,296
of the famous
machima cult
1410
01:21:26,330 --> 01:21:28,781
who all live together,
1411
01:21:28,815 --> 01:21:32,543
who all wear handguns
upon their persons,
1412
01:21:32,578 --> 01:21:34,994
and who are also
all nude models.
1413
01:21:35,029 --> 01:21:36,168
Pull back, sal.
1414
01:21:36,202 --> 01:21:37,997
Stay where
you are, sal.
1415
01:21:39,274 --> 01:21:41,345
This is Leon cleon.
1416
01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:46,695
Leon, why on earth
do you carry a handgun?
1417
01:21:46,730 --> 01:21:49,664
I believe it's
every human
being's right
1418
01:21:49,698 --> 01:21:51,528
to protect
himself.
1419
01:21:51,562 --> 01:21:53,771
And why are you
a nude model?
1420
01:21:53,806 --> 01:21:56,567
I believe it's
every human
being's right
1421
01:21:56,602 --> 01:21:59,225
to express
himself any way
he sees fit.
1422
01:22:02,228 --> 01:22:04,196
I'm not doing this!
1423
01:22:04,230 --> 01:22:05,680
It's too stupid!
1424
01:22:05,714 --> 01:22:07,199
Wait! Wait!
1425
01:22:07,233 --> 01:22:09,684
I'm not talking
plain imbecile!
1426
01:22:09,718 --> 01:22:12,549
I'm talking
major moron!
1427
01:22:16,656 --> 01:22:18,037
Ow!
1428
01:22:18,796 --> 01:22:20,695
This could get
you fired.
1429
01:22:20,729 --> 01:22:23,870
I don't care!
Of all the crap!
1430
01:22:23,905 --> 01:22:26,183
Don't pull
that at CBS.
1431
01:22:27,081 --> 01:22:29,738
What do you mean, CBS?
1432
01:22:29,773 --> 01:22:32,155
When you refused
to tape this segment,
1433
01:22:32,189 --> 01:22:33,673
they got interested.
1434
01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:36,159
Networks love the
appearance of integrity.
1435
01:22:36,193 --> 01:22:37,815
They want to talk.
1436
01:22:37,850 --> 01:22:39,300
What?
1437
01:22:39,334 --> 01:22:40,818
Cb...
1438
01:22:40,853 --> 01:22:42,337
Oh, my gosh!
1439
01:22:43,511 --> 01:22:44,995
This is wonderful!
1440
01:22:45,030 --> 01:22:46,341
CBS, my god!
1441
01:22:46,376 --> 01:22:48,343
Know what
this means?
1442
01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:51,829
1/3 of my life
will work out.
1443
01:22:51,864 --> 01:22:54,832
How are the other
2/3 going?
1444
01:22:54,867 --> 01:22:56,351
Oh...uh, fine.
1445
01:22:56,386 --> 01:22:58,353
Maude's got
three weeks.
1446
01:22:58,388 --> 01:23:00,114
She's auditioning
for the philharmonic.
1447
01:23:00,148 --> 01:23:02,012
Micki's
two days overdue.
1448
01:23:10,883 --> 01:23:12,160
Thank you.
1449
01:23:12,195 --> 01:23:13,437
Next, please.
1450
01:23:54,409 --> 01:23:55,617
Is something wrong?
1451
01:23:59,069 --> 01:24:01,002
My water just broke.
1452
01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:02,935
It's for you.
1453
01:24:04,178 --> 01:24:05,662
Thanks. Yeah?
1454
01:24:06,939 --> 01:24:08,423
What?
1455
01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:10,425
Which Mrs. Salinger?
1456
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,910
No, there's only
one Mrs. Salinger.
1457
01:24:12,945 --> 01:24:15,499
My mother's having
a baby, too.
1458
01:24:15,534 --> 01:24:17,398
Is she a lawyer
or a cellist?
1459
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,953
God, it's maude.
1460
01:25:03,168 --> 01:25:04,134
Shit!
1461
01:25:10,002 --> 01:25:11,969
Hey! Hey! Hey!
1462
01:25:12,004 --> 01:25:13,488
I'll buy your bike!
1463
01:25:13,523 --> 01:25:15,973
My wife's
having a baby.
1464
01:25:16,008 --> 01:25:18,424
How much
do you want?
1465
01:25:18,459 --> 01:25:19,977
50 bucks.
1466
01:25:20,012 --> 01:25:21,462
50. Great.
Thank you.
1467
01:25:21,496 --> 01:25:22,980
Look at that.
1468
01:25:23,015 --> 01:25:25,466
How do you ride this?
1469
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,019
Thank you!
1470
01:25:27,985 --> 01:25:29,987
Hey! Hey! Hey!
1471
01:25:39,549 --> 01:25:41,516
Hi. My water broke.
1472
01:25:46,038 --> 01:25:47,522
[Horn honks]
1473
01:25:58,568 --> 01:26:01,191
May I call
my husband?
1474
01:26:01,226 --> 01:26:02,710
A short call.
1475
01:26:14,170 --> 01:26:16,102
Hello.
1476
01:26:16,137 --> 01:26:18,208
Micki, how nice
to hear from you.
1477
01:26:20,590 --> 01:26:23,040
He's not here
right now,
1478
01:26:23,075 --> 01:26:24,973
but I can find him.
1479
01:26:29,564 --> 01:26:31,083
Watch it!
1480
01:26:32,257 --> 01:26:33,534
Ahh!
1481
01:26:33,568 --> 01:26:35,087
[Crash]
1482
01:26:40,610 --> 01:26:42,543
Oh, maude.
You ok?
1483
01:26:42,577 --> 01:26:44,061
Yes, I'm fine,
1484
01:26:44,096 --> 01:26:46,547
except for some
painful spasms.
1485
01:26:46,581 --> 01:26:48,583
There is a god,
1486
01:26:48,618 --> 01:26:50,620
and he's
a sexist pig.
1487
01:26:50,654 --> 01:26:51,966
Oh, god.
1488
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,002
Here comes
another one.
1489
01:26:56,419 --> 01:26:58,075
Are you
Mr. Salinger?
1490
01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:00,146
Your wife's
having a baby.
1491
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:02,079
She's in there.
1492
01:27:02,114 --> 01:27:04,565
This salinger
lives in Brentwood.
1493
01:27:04,599 --> 01:27:05,704
[Crash]
1494
01:27:05,738 --> 01:27:07,223
Oh, my god.
1495
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:09,570
You all right?
1496
01:27:09,604 --> 01:27:11,088
I'll help you.
1497
01:27:11,123 --> 01:27:12,607
I'm fine.
1498
01:27:12,642 --> 01:27:14,091
Mr. Brody phoned.
1499
01:27:14,126 --> 01:27:15,576
She's in admitting.
1500
01:27:15,610 --> 01:27:17,060
Oh, yeah?
1501
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,893
I'll need a phone.
1502
01:27:22,928 --> 01:27:24,895
In a labor room?
1503
01:27:24,930 --> 01:27:26,414
And a stenographer.
1504
01:27:26,449 --> 01:27:28,934
Stenographer
in the labor room?
1505
01:27:28,968 --> 01:27:31,281
Oh, Rob. What are
you doing here?
1506
01:27:31,316 --> 01:27:32,731
Leo told me.
1507
01:27:33,973 --> 01:27:36,044
I'm sending her
up right now.
1508
01:27:37,943 --> 01:27:39,393
I'm worried
about Rob.
1509
01:27:39,427 --> 01:27:40,601
Who's Rob?
1510
01:27:40,635 --> 01:27:41,705
My husband.
1511
01:27:41,740 --> 01:27:43,914
Tell him
where I am.
1512
01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:48,954
You sure got here fast.
Where were you?
1513
01:27:50,507 --> 01:27:52,371
The paramedics
brought me here
in an ambulance.
1514
01:27:53,545 --> 01:27:55,305
Oh, god!
1515
01:27:55,340 --> 01:27:56,755
Where's that doctor?
1516
01:27:59,033 --> 01:28:01,449
I thought the advantage
of a caesarean
1517
01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:03,175
was not having any pain.
1518
01:28:03,209 --> 01:28:05,488
I'll get
the doctor.
1519
01:28:09,975 --> 01:28:11,148
Maude?
1520
01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,464
Mr. Salinger,
your wife's in 435.
1521
01:28:16,499 --> 01:28:17,879
Where's
the anesthetist?
1522
01:28:17,914 --> 01:28:19,156
With your wife.
1523
01:28:19,916 --> 01:28:21,573
I don't need
an anesthetic.
1524
01:28:21,607 --> 01:28:23,299
Are you
Mrs. Salinger?
1525
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:24,748
Yes, but I...
1526
01:28:25,818 --> 01:28:26,957
Where have you been?
1527
01:28:26,992 --> 01:28:28,787
You're
the anesthetist?
1528
01:28:28,821 --> 01:28:30,236
I don't need
an anesthetic.
1529
01:28:31,721 --> 01:28:33,619
It's for a woman
in 421.
1530
01:28:33,654 --> 01:28:36,208
The only patient
I have is a...
1531
01:28:37,347 --> 01:28:38,762
Mrs. Salinger.
1532
01:28:39,970 --> 01:28:41,903
I'm not having
a caesarean.
1533
01:28:41,938 --> 01:28:44,181
You are,
according to this.
1534
01:28:44,699 --> 01:28:46,183
Let me...
1535
01:28:46,218 --> 01:28:50,187
Oh, no. This is
Dr. Fibel's
Mrs. Salinger.
1536
01:28:50,222 --> 01:28:53,398
This is
Dr. Giztszki's
Mrs. Salinger.
1537
01:28:53,432 --> 01:28:57,160
There's another
Mrs. Salinger
having a baby?
1538
01:28:58,851 --> 01:29:01,785
Would you hurry?
She seemed anxious.
1539
01:29:01,820 --> 01:29:03,580
Move her
next door.
1540
01:29:03,615 --> 01:29:05,962
You don't
want that.
1541
01:29:05,996 --> 01:29:08,205
They might
confuse you--
1542
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,207
you'd have
the caesarean.
1543
01:29:10,242 --> 01:29:12,002
Not here
she wouldn't.
1544
01:29:12,831 --> 01:29:14,833
Maybe she's
related to you.
1545
01:29:14,867 --> 01:29:16,973
No...she's doesn't
speak English.
1546
01:29:17,767 --> 01:29:19,216
She's, uh...Dutch.
1547
01:29:19,251 --> 01:29:21,322
Doctor,
look at her!
1548
01:29:21,357 --> 01:29:24,808
She's having
a c-section,
high-risk delivery,
1549
01:29:24,843 --> 01:29:28,191
irritable uterus,
her back aches,
and her toes tingle.
1550
01:29:28,225 --> 01:29:29,951
I thought she
didn't speak English.
1551
01:29:29,986 --> 01:29:31,988
I-I-I know...
1552
01:29:35,336 --> 01:29:36,717
Oh, you look
beautiful.
1553
01:29:36,751 --> 01:29:38,512
Lies. Just what
I want to hear.
1554
01:29:39,892 --> 01:29:41,584
Oh, great.
1555
01:29:41,618 --> 01:29:43,827
How we doing?
1556
01:29:43,862 --> 01:29:45,415
Some guy tried
to give me
an anesthetic.
1557
01:29:46,382 --> 01:29:47,624
Who was?
1558
01:29:47,659 --> 01:29:50,006
Some doctor.
I don't know who.
1559
01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:53,561
See you
in a minute.
1560
01:30:00,361 --> 01:30:01,983
Oh, Rob!
Where have you been?
1561
01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:06,194
This woman's husband
had to leave suddenly...
1562
01:30:06,229 --> 01:30:08,024
He went overseas
to one of those...
1563
01:30:08,058 --> 01:30:09,922
Overseas countries...
1564
01:30:11,027 --> 01:30:12,200
Ahh!
1565
01:30:12,235 --> 01:30:13,823
Who's that?
1566
01:30:13,857 --> 01:30:15,514
The woman I was
telling you about.
1567
01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,276
You're so nice.
1568
01:30:19,311 --> 01:30:21,313
Give her
something to read.
1569
01:30:21,347 --> 01:30:22,452
I'll be back.
1570
01:30:22,487 --> 01:30:23,626
Where you going?
1571
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:24,765
She's in labor.
1572
01:30:24,799 --> 01:30:26,318
I am, too.
1573
01:30:26,352 --> 01:30:27,768
You're getting
an anesthetic.
1574
01:30:27,802 --> 01:30:30,322
Give her
an anesthetic!
1575
01:30:30,356 --> 01:30:32,462
I know what
I'm doing.
1576
01:30:32,497 --> 01:30:33,981
I'll be back.
1577
01:30:40,228 --> 01:30:42,955
This will make
you feel better.
1578
01:30:42,990 --> 01:30:45,441
Oh! Oh!
I hate shots.
1579
01:30:46,027 --> 01:30:48,064
Oh, sorry.
1580
01:30:48,098 --> 01:30:50,411
I need you during
the contractions,
1581
01:30:50,446 --> 01:30:51,792
not when
they're over.
1582
01:30:53,103 --> 01:30:55,347
Try to stay
with your wife.
1583
01:30:55,381 --> 01:30:57,245
I'm trying to,
Dr. Klitzitski.
1584
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:58,454
Giztszki.
1585
01:30:59,247 --> 01:31:00,663
Oh! Rob!
1586
01:31:01,318 --> 01:31:02,734
Who's that?
1587
01:31:02,768 --> 01:31:05,115
The other
Mrs. Salinger.
1588
01:31:05,150 --> 01:31:06,876
She's next door.
1589
01:31:06,910 --> 01:31:09,741
I'd like to meet
the other Mrs. Salinger.
1590
01:31:09,775 --> 01:31:11,225
No!
1591
01:31:12,364 --> 01:31:15,781
You shouldn't
get out of bed!
1592
01:31:15,816 --> 01:31:17,369
Rob, I'm fine.
1593
01:31:17,403 --> 01:31:19,198
No. You can't
take a chance.
1594
01:31:19,233 --> 01:31:21,097
Let me ask
Dr. Giztszki.
1595
01:31:25,377 --> 01:31:28,380
My wife's getting
out of bed.
1596
01:31:28,414 --> 01:31:31,245
That's ok,
unless she has
a monitor attached.
1597
01:31:31,279 --> 01:31:33,696
She doesn't?
Shouldn't she?
1598
01:31:33,730 --> 01:31:37,182
Some doctors
use the extra
safety precaution,
1599
01:31:37,216 --> 01:31:39,218
but it isn't
necessary.
1600
01:31:39,253 --> 01:31:43,222
Most doctors
are scared stiff
of malpractice suits.
1601
01:31:47,813 --> 01:31:49,712
Dr. Fibel
is coming.
1602
01:31:49,746 --> 01:31:51,714
Micki,
you all right?
1603
01:31:51,748 --> 01:31:53,232
Oh, hi.
1604
01:31:53,267 --> 01:31:56,719
That woman needed
a heatal fart monitor.
1605
01:31:56,753 --> 01:31:58,203
A what?
1606
01:31:58,237 --> 01:32:00,205
A heatal
fart monitor?
1607
01:32:00,239 --> 01:32:01,724
What woman?
1608
01:32:01,758 --> 01:32:05,210
There's another
Mrs. Salinger next door.
1609
01:32:05,244 --> 01:32:06,729
You don't say?
1610
01:32:06,763 --> 01:32:08,558
Fetal heart
monitor.
1611
01:32:08,593 --> 01:32:09,594
Right.
1612
01:32:11,768 --> 01:32:13,736
Lie down,
Mrs. Salinger.
1613
01:32:13,770 --> 01:32:15,600
The doctor wants
a monitor.
1614
01:32:16,532 --> 01:32:18,982
I'll go see
this woman.
1615
01:32:19,017 --> 01:32:20,570
No, you can't!
1616
01:32:20,605 --> 01:32:22,572
You shouldn't
get up.
1617
01:32:22,607 --> 01:32:24,574
She wouldn't
like that!
1618
01:32:24,609 --> 01:32:27,059
She has a phobia
about mothers.
1619
01:32:27,094 --> 01:32:28,578
I'll wheel
you in.
1620
01:32:28,613 --> 01:32:30,062
I'll announce you.
1621
01:32:33,790 --> 01:32:36,759
This woman next door
is delirious.
1622
01:32:36,793 --> 01:32:38,277
She just had a shot.
1623
01:32:48,046 --> 01:32:50,531
Here, kitty, kitty.
1624
01:33:02,681 --> 01:33:05,339
Mrs. Salinger,
I'm Mrs. Salinger.
1625
01:33:15,314 --> 01:33:17,213
Ahhh!
1626
01:33:17,247 --> 01:33:19,353
Ahhh!
1627
01:33:22,321 --> 01:33:23,806
Oh!
1628
01:33:27,430 --> 01:33:29,812
Oh, that
poor thing!
1629
01:33:29,846 --> 01:33:32,815
Oh, she's so
demented!
1630
01:33:32,849 --> 01:33:34,989
Get off the bed,
kitty.
1631
01:33:39,338 --> 01:33:40,823
Oh, you're sweating.
1632
01:33:40,857 --> 01:33:42,307
It's hard work.
1633
01:33:42,341 --> 01:33:44,827
Take off
your jacket.
1634
01:33:48,347 --> 01:33:50,833
Oh, you wore
my sweater.
1635
01:33:50,867 --> 01:33:52,317
Mr. Salinger!
1636
01:33:52,351 --> 01:33:53,559
What?
1637
01:33:53,594 --> 01:33:54,837
Come here,
please.
1638
01:33:54,871 --> 01:33:55,838
Oh.
1639
01:33:59,738 --> 01:34:01,119
Mr. Salinger,
1640
01:34:01,153 --> 01:34:03,466
I've had enough
of this immoral
trickery.
1641
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:06,158
I'm telling
your wife
the truth.
1642
01:34:06,883 --> 01:34:08,367
Please, you can't!
1643
01:34:08,402 --> 01:34:11,854
Micki's almost ready
for surgery, and maude--
1644
01:34:11,888 --> 01:34:14,373
this won't
affect her surgery.
1645
01:34:14,408 --> 01:34:16,928
Dr. Fibel and I
have discussed this.
1646
01:34:16,962 --> 01:34:18,930
I'll tell them
tomorrow.
1647
01:34:19,896 --> 01:34:22,381
Someone else,
I might believe,
1648
01:34:22,416 --> 01:34:26,351
but not a snake
and slime like you.
1649
01:34:26,385 --> 01:34:27,835
Nurse verbeck...
1650
01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:29,699
Rob!
1651
01:34:29,734 --> 01:34:32,219
Where did you
get this?
1652
01:34:32,253 --> 01:34:36,188
That woman wanted
you to see her stuff.
1653
01:34:36,223 --> 01:34:37,707
It's great.
1654
01:34:37,742 --> 01:34:39,364
I'll tell her.
1655
01:34:39,398 --> 01:34:42,263
I have bad news,
Mrs. Salinger.
1656
01:34:42,298 --> 01:34:44,265
Dr. Fibel and I...
1657
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:46,751
How shall
I put this?
1658
01:34:46,785 --> 01:34:48,753
Dr. Fibel and I...
1659
01:34:48,787 --> 01:34:51,238
It's ok. I know.
1660
01:34:51,272 --> 01:34:52,757
You do?
1661
01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:53,930
Yes.
1662
01:34:53,965 --> 01:34:55,760
And you
don't mind?
1663
01:34:55,794 --> 01:34:58,245
Why should I mind?
1664
01:34:58,279 --> 01:34:59,764
Frankly, I'm shocked.
1665
01:34:59,798 --> 01:35:02,767
Am I supposed
to cancel surgery
1666
01:35:02,801 --> 01:35:04,285
because my...
1667
01:35:06,874 --> 01:35:08,496
Because
my doctor's...
1668
01:35:08,531 --> 01:35:11,292
Having an affair
with his nurse?
1669
01:35:11,327 --> 01:35:12,431
What?
1670
01:35:12,466 --> 01:35:15,503
You're having
an affair with
Dr. Fibel.
1671
01:35:15,538 --> 01:35:17,782
What are you
talking about?
1672
01:35:17,816 --> 01:35:19,197
I'm not that
kind of woman.
1673
01:35:19,231 --> 01:35:21,371
Neither is
Dr. Fibel.
1674
01:35:27,895 --> 01:35:30,967
Micki...is
everything all right?
1675
01:35:32,313 --> 01:35:35,972
Nurse verbeck
is a little bit
menopausal.
1676
01:35:36,007 --> 01:35:38,699
I'll be
right back.
1677
01:35:38,734 --> 01:35:39,873
Rob.
1678
01:35:39,907 --> 01:35:41,046
Yeah.
1679
01:35:41,081 --> 01:35:42,530
That sweater.
1680
01:35:42,565 --> 01:35:43,877
Sweater?
1681
01:35:43,911 --> 01:35:45,879
You're wearing
that sweater.
1682
01:35:45,913 --> 01:35:47,397
That green sweater.
1683
01:35:47,432 --> 01:35:48,951
Darling, what are
you talking about?
1684
01:35:48,985 --> 01:35:51,677
Don't tell me what
I'm talking about.
1685
01:35:51,712 --> 01:35:54,335
You're wearing
that green sweater.
1686
01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:57,373
No, green sweater.
1687
01:35:57,407 --> 01:35:59,375
No, no...
1688
01:35:59,409 --> 01:36:01,377
You...you...
1689
01:36:01,411 --> 01:36:02,896
You, well...
1690
01:36:02,930 --> 01:36:04,380
You were
wearing...
1691
01:36:04,414 --> 01:36:05,899
That was
before...
1692
01:36:05,933 --> 01:36:07,383
I don't...
1693
01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:08,902
Now, darling.
1694
01:36:08,936 --> 01:36:10,386
Try and relax.
1695
01:36:10,420 --> 01:36:11,905
Is this ok?
1696
01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:13,389
Oh, gee.
1697
01:36:13,423 --> 01:36:15,391
I think
that shot's
1698
01:36:15,425 --> 01:36:16,910
making me
hallucinate.
1699
01:36:16,944 --> 01:36:18,359
Yeah, well...
1700
01:36:18,394 --> 01:36:20,914
Have you seen
the kitty?
1701
01:36:20,948 --> 01:36:22,432
What kitty?
1702
01:36:22,467 --> 01:36:26,436
I'm going to give
you a local now.
1703
01:36:26,471 --> 01:36:28,922
He's giving me
a local.
1704
01:36:28,956 --> 01:36:31,925
If you're going
to be there,
1705
01:36:31,959 --> 01:36:34,410
you'd better
go now.
1706
01:36:34,444 --> 01:36:35,929
Oh, why not?
1707
01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:37,447
Robbie!
1708
01:36:37,482 --> 01:36:40,381
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.
1709
01:36:41,451 --> 01:36:42,487
Robbie?
1710
01:36:43,177 --> 01:36:45,559
Where's my
goddamn doctor?
1711
01:36:46,456 --> 01:36:47,941
Where's Rob?
1712
01:36:47,975 --> 01:36:49,943
I'm right here,
Maudie.
1713
01:36:53,463 --> 01:36:55,086
Oh, hi, darling.
1714
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,259
Help!
1715
01:36:56,294 --> 01:36:57,433
Oh!
1716
01:36:57,467 --> 01:36:58,952
Ok, ok.
1717
01:36:58,986 --> 01:37:00,954
Just keep breathing.
1718
01:37:00,988 --> 01:37:03,439
How far apart
are they?
1719
01:37:03,473 --> 01:37:04,958
She's ready.
1720
01:37:04,992 --> 01:37:06,442
Ok, let's go.
1721
01:37:06,476 --> 01:37:08,030
We're going
Mrs. Salinger.
1722
01:37:08,064 --> 01:37:09,445
Now?
1723
01:37:09,479 --> 01:37:10,584
Yes.
1724
01:37:16,797 --> 01:37:19,248
Into the scrub room,
doctor.
1725
01:37:19,282 --> 01:37:21,802
I must change
before I scrub.
1726
01:37:21,837 --> 01:37:24,149
Get inside.
It's an emergency.
1727
01:37:24,184 --> 01:37:25,668
Get! Get! Get!
1728
01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:32,848
They know.
1729
01:37:32,882 --> 01:37:34,332
They know what?
Who?
1730
01:37:34,919 --> 01:37:36,782
The salingers.
1731
01:37:36,817 --> 01:37:38,336
They know
I worship your body
1732
01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:39,958
like a French
cathedral.
1733
01:37:43,617 --> 01:37:46,931
I don't care
who knows, Mary.
1734
01:37:48,173 --> 01:37:49,623
You're my woman.
1735
01:37:49,657 --> 01:37:51,625
And I'm your man!
1736
01:37:51,659 --> 01:37:52,660
Oh!
1737
01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:01,152
Nevertheless,
1738
01:38:01,186 --> 01:38:03,464
if they can
keep a secret,
1739
01:38:03,499 --> 01:38:04,983
so can I!
1740
01:38:09,677 --> 01:38:11,162
Micki.
1741
01:38:11,196 --> 01:38:12,646
Ha ha ha ha!
1742
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:15,166
What a cute
little hat.
1743
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:16,684
Listen to me.
1744
01:38:16,719 --> 01:38:20,171
I cannot go into
surgery with you.
1745
01:38:20,205 --> 01:38:22,656
Don't worry.
You won't faint.
1746
01:38:22,690 --> 01:38:25,176
I'm not
being squeamish.
1747
01:38:25,210 --> 01:38:28,662
I must be with
the other Mrs. Salinger.
1748
01:38:28,696 --> 01:38:30,181
How could you?
1749
01:38:30,215 --> 01:38:32,183
You've got
an anesthetic.
1750
01:38:32,217 --> 01:38:35,186
You mean you've
met her before?
1751
01:38:35,220 --> 01:38:37,188
Yes.
Nine months ago.
1752
01:38:37,222 --> 01:38:39,190
Is that
your mistress?
1753
01:38:39,224 --> 01:38:41,192
She's not my mistress.
1754
01:38:41,226 --> 01:38:42,676
She's my wife!
1755
01:38:42,710 --> 01:38:44,678
What?
That's impossible!
1756
01:38:44,712 --> 01:38:46,197
Will you
shut up?
1757
01:38:46,231 --> 01:38:47,715
I'm your wife!
1758
01:38:47,750 --> 01:38:51,202
So is she.
I have two wives.
1759
01:38:51,236 --> 01:38:52,686
Don't leave me.
1760
01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:54,688
I won't leave you.
1761
01:38:54,722 --> 01:38:57,553
You've been
sleeping with her!
1762
01:38:58,726 --> 01:39:00,728
Knock that woman out.
1763
01:39:04,215 --> 01:39:05,354
Rob!
1764
01:39:05,388 --> 01:39:07,425
Hey!
1765
01:39:07,459 --> 01:39:11,532
America hey's own Rob salinger
is having a baby!
1766
01:39:12,671 --> 01:39:14,087
Rob...rob!
1767
01:39:14,121 --> 01:39:15,502
Hey, Rob!
1768
01:39:15,536 --> 01:39:16,641
Roll it.
1769
01:39:16,675 --> 01:39:17,883
Rob, no!
1770
01:39:17,918 --> 01:39:19,920
[Balloons popping]
1771
01:39:37,524 --> 01:39:38,939
You had
a baby girl.
1772
01:39:38,974 --> 01:39:40,458
She's beautiful.
1773
01:39:46,291 --> 01:39:49,260
I'm going to take him
to the cleaners forever.
1774
01:39:50,157 --> 01:39:52,125
She's a
beautiful baby.
1775
01:39:53,540 --> 01:39:54,886
Daddy...
1776
01:39:54,920 --> 01:39:57,095
There's something
I must tell you.
1777
01:40:52,530 --> 01:40:53,841
Hey.
1778
01:40:53,876 --> 01:40:55,498
Hey...
1779
01:40:55,533 --> 01:40:57,052
How are you?
1780
01:41:06,199 --> 01:41:09,029
You're lucky
he didn't kill you.
1781
01:41:09,064 --> 01:41:10,996
I wish he had.
1782
01:41:12,757 --> 01:41:15,000
Have your wives
informed the police?
1783
01:41:15,725 --> 01:41:17,831
Not yet.
1784
01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:19,660
They're going
to talk to me
first.
1785
01:41:19,695 --> 01:41:21,524
Oh, about what?
1786
01:41:21,559 --> 01:41:23,457
I hate to think.
1787
01:41:27,151 --> 01:41:28,462
Want me to drive you?
1788
01:41:28,497 --> 01:41:30,257
Ahh! No.
1789
01:41:31,051 --> 01:41:32,742
Pick you up?
1790
01:41:32,777 --> 01:41:35,193
There won't be
enough left
worth picking up.
1791
01:41:40,164 --> 01:41:41,786
I was very fond
of you.
1792
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:46,273
[Knock on door]
1793
01:41:48,103 --> 01:41:49,104
Come in.
1794
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:03,152
You're both
looking well.
1795
01:42:06,914 --> 01:42:09,262
We'll try to make this
as quick as possible.
1796
01:42:10,780 --> 01:42:13,024
This isn't easy
on either one of us.
1797
01:42:14,508 --> 01:42:16,924
We've done
a lot of
talking.
1798
01:42:16,959 --> 01:42:18,754
We're getting
to know each other.
1799
01:42:18,788 --> 01:42:20,480
We've made
decisions.
1800
01:42:22,551 --> 01:42:24,484
If you don't
abide by them,
1801
01:42:25,623 --> 01:42:26,969
we'll call the
district attorney.
1802
01:42:27,003 --> 01:42:28,798
And have you
arrested.
1803
01:42:28,833 --> 01:42:30,317
I never intended--
1804
01:42:30,352 --> 01:42:33,320
it doesn't
matter what
you intended.
1805
01:42:33,355 --> 01:42:36,012
You have
been deceitful.
1806
01:42:36,047 --> 01:42:37,842
And hurtful.
1807
01:42:37,876 --> 01:42:40,293
And criminal.
1808
01:42:40,327 --> 01:42:42,157
We don't ever want
to see you again.
1809
01:42:43,192 --> 01:42:46,299
We'd like
a quick divorce.
1810
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:50,234
You're never to see
the children again.
1811
01:42:57,413 --> 01:42:58,656
Never?
1812
01:43:01,141 --> 01:43:02,211
Never.
1813
01:43:24,785 --> 01:43:27,271
[Mexican music]
1814
01:43:41,526 --> 01:43:43,356
Muy Buenas dias,
1815
01:43:43,390 --> 01:43:44,874
damas y caballeros,
1816
01:43:44,909 --> 01:43:47,877
empezamos con las
carreteras esta manana.
1817
01:43:47,912 --> 01:43:51,916
Si esta caminando
al norte de San Diego,
1818
01:43:51,950 --> 01:43:54,401
Van a encontrar
demasiado trafico.
1819
01:43:54,436 --> 01:43:58,405
Tenemos UN accidente
en El lado del sur.
1820
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:00,407
En El San Bernardino,
1821
01:44:00,442 --> 01:44:02,892
UN vehiculo
contra la circulacion.
1822
01:44:02,927 --> 01:44:04,411
Tengan mucho cuidado.
1823
01:44:04,446 --> 01:44:05,930
Y ahora,
1824
01:44:05,964 --> 01:44:09,416
les invitamos a escapar
con nuestro musico
1825
01:44:09,451 --> 01:44:10,900
que les ofrecemos.
1826
01:44:10,935 --> 01:44:12,523
Oh.
1827
01:44:12,557 --> 01:44:14,214
Ahh.
1828
01:44:19,771 --> 01:44:21,256
Ow.
1829
01:44:25,605 --> 01:44:27,400
Oh, god.
1830
01:44:27,434 --> 01:44:28,918
Good morning.
1831
01:44:31,300 --> 01:44:32,715
Oh, Jesus.
1832
01:44:34,993 --> 01:44:36,512
Look what I did
to your place.
1833
01:44:37,548 --> 01:44:39,274
Smashed
your furniture.
1834
01:44:40,827 --> 01:44:43,726
Tore up
your clothes.
1835
01:44:43,761 --> 01:44:45,625
And the fight
with the gardener.
1836
01:44:45,659 --> 01:44:47,385
Threw up on my rug.
1837
01:44:49,801 --> 01:44:51,734
Hit your
refrigerator...
1838
01:44:52,942 --> 01:44:54,806
With
a baseball bat.
1839
01:44:57,982 --> 01:44:59,811
Crayons all
over the wall.
1840
01:45:00,847 --> 01:45:02,366
That's what
friends are for--
1841
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:04,299
abuse.
1842
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:07,163
At the risk of
sounding like a nag,
1843
01:45:07,198 --> 01:45:10,684
isn't it time
you pulled
yourself together?
1844
01:45:14,516 --> 01:45:16,138
I don't think I can.
1845
01:45:34,881 --> 01:45:36,572
He's in terrible shape.
1846
01:45:38,298 --> 01:45:40,714
Don't you think
he deserves to be?
1847
01:45:40,749 --> 01:45:42,992
Micki, he loves you.
1848
01:45:43,027 --> 01:45:44,339
What about maude?
1849
01:45:46,064 --> 01:45:47,756
He loves her, too.
1850
01:45:47,790 --> 01:45:51,346
He's a lying
and cheating bigamist.
1851
01:45:51,380 --> 01:45:54,521
He was afraid
you'd lose the baby.
1852
01:45:54,556 --> 01:45:55,971
And maude?
1853
01:45:56,730 --> 01:45:58,456
Couldn't break
her heart.
1854
01:45:58,491 --> 01:46:01,942
There are quite
a few broken hearts.
1855
01:46:02,874 --> 01:46:05,601
When it comes
to value judgments,
1856
01:46:05,636 --> 01:46:08,397
he's up there with
custer and Nixon.
1857
01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:11,642
What do you want, Leo?
1858
01:46:11,676 --> 01:46:13,195
Let him see the kids.
1859
01:46:13,229 --> 01:46:14,541
He already does.
1860
01:46:15,231 --> 01:46:16,716
He does?
1861
01:46:16,750 --> 01:46:20,685
Whenever I take
the baby for a walk,
1862
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:22,204
he follows me.
1863
01:46:22,238 --> 01:46:25,725
He kept hiding
from tree to tree.
1864
01:46:25,759 --> 01:46:27,968
I think he nearly
killed himself.
1865
01:46:33,526 --> 01:46:36,391
I'm sorry
he's having
a bad time.
1866
01:46:37,184 --> 01:46:39,014
He brought
it on himself.
1867
01:46:39,048 --> 01:46:41,016
Does he
follow you, too?
1868
01:46:41,775 --> 01:46:43,536
Yes.
1869
01:46:43,570 --> 01:46:46,504
Friday, daddy
drove us to
the pediatrician,
1870
01:46:46,539 --> 01:46:48,472
and Rob followed us
into the building.
1871
01:47:02,555 --> 01:47:04,867
I'll talk with him.
1872
01:47:04,902 --> 01:47:06,421
Don't hurt him, daddy.
1873
01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:13,842
[Banging]
1874
01:47:30,030 --> 01:47:31,342
I'm a desperate man.
1875
01:47:31,376 --> 01:47:33,448
We're talking
potential psychopath.
1876
01:47:33,482 --> 01:47:35,450
Come back to work.
1877
01:47:35,484 --> 01:47:37,452
Elevate your
self-esteem.
1878
01:47:37,486 --> 01:47:39,454
I don't have any.
1879
01:47:39,488 --> 01:47:41,456
Have you
considered therapy?
1880
01:47:41,490 --> 01:47:43,043
I don't
need a shrink.
1881
01:47:43,078 --> 01:47:46,288
I need my children.
I've got two
beautiful babies.
1882
01:47:46,322 --> 01:47:47,703
I think
they're beautiful.
1883
01:47:47,738 --> 01:47:49,567
I can't get close
enough to tell.
1884
01:47:49,602 --> 01:47:53,571
I should be able
to pick them up
1885
01:47:54,745 --> 01:47:57,092
and change
their diapers.
1886
01:47:59,888 --> 01:48:01,476
I've cried more
this past week
1887
01:48:01,510 --> 01:48:03,926
than during
my entire childhood.
1888
01:48:03,961 --> 01:48:07,343
I had a shitty
childhood.
1889
01:48:07,378 --> 01:48:10,864
Rob, you're
welcome to stay.
1890
01:48:10,899 --> 01:48:14,005
I prefer to suffer
someplace less cluttered.
1891
01:48:15,455 --> 01:48:17,595
[Ring]
1892
01:48:17,630 --> 01:48:19,079
Hello.
1893
01:48:19,114 --> 01:48:20,943
He is really
cracking up.
1894
01:48:20,978 --> 01:48:22,669
Where is he?
1895
01:48:22,704 --> 01:48:25,361
He said something
about buying rope.
1896
01:49:50,101 --> 01:49:51,482
Ahh!
1897
01:49:51,516 --> 01:49:52,621
Ahh!
1898
01:49:52,656 --> 01:49:54,105
Ahh!
1899
01:49:54,140 --> 01:49:57,661
You leave
my baby alone!
1900
01:49:57,695 --> 01:50:00,871
Micki, it's me!
1901
01:50:00,905 --> 01:50:02,389
Micki, it's me!
1902
01:50:02,424 --> 01:50:05,945
Rob, you son of a bitch!
1903
01:50:05,979 --> 01:50:07,463
Micki!
1904
01:50:07,498 --> 01:50:08,982
I'm sorry.
1905
01:50:11,502 --> 01:50:13,469
You scared
the life out of me!
1906
01:50:18,958 --> 01:50:20,338
Just had to see her.
1907
01:50:23,721 --> 01:50:25,171
Oh, poor baby.
1908
01:50:25,205 --> 01:50:26,931
Oh, it's ok.
1909
01:50:29,382 --> 01:50:30,866
Shh.
1910
01:50:30,901 --> 01:50:32,350
It's ok.
1911
01:50:32,385 --> 01:50:33,869
It's
your daddy.
1912
01:50:39,599 --> 01:50:41,187
Isn't she pretty?
1913
01:50:45,536 --> 01:50:47,262
Yeah. She looks
just like you.
1914
01:50:51,300 --> 01:50:52,716
She does?
1915
01:50:53,717 --> 01:50:55,166
Yeah.
1916
01:50:57,168 --> 01:50:58,618
Like me?
1917
01:50:59,999 --> 01:51:01,448
You.
1918
01:51:03,519 --> 01:51:05,004
Oh!
1919
01:51:09,594 --> 01:51:12,459
I'm so mad at you!
1920
01:51:36,173 --> 01:51:37,657
No.
1921
01:51:37,692 --> 01:51:39,141
I can't.
1922
01:51:41,419 --> 01:51:43,663
Maude and I have
become good friends.
1923
01:51:43,698 --> 01:51:45,182
That's
wonderful, micki.
1924
01:51:48,185 --> 01:51:49,634
We made a vow.
1925
01:51:56,849 --> 01:51:58,298
It's wrong.
1926
01:51:58,333 --> 01:51:59,403
No.
1927
01:52:09,689 --> 01:52:11,311
I do love you.
1928
01:52:28,294 --> 01:52:30,261
Promise you
won't tell her?
1929
01:52:32,091 --> 01:52:33,575
Promise.
1930
01:52:40,616 --> 01:52:42,895
I've been spending
time with micki.
1931
01:52:44,137 --> 01:52:45,794
She's a very
special lady.
1932
01:52:45,829 --> 01:52:47,796
Yeah, I know.
1933
01:52:47,831 --> 01:52:50,592
You have great
taste in women.
1934
01:52:51,593 --> 01:52:53,664
Uh-huh.
1935
01:52:53,698 --> 01:52:56,460
She and I have
an agreement, but...
1936
01:52:57,254 --> 01:52:58,565
I had to see you.
1937
01:53:06,297 --> 01:53:07,851
Promise you
won't tell her?
1938
01:53:09,404 --> 01:53:11,682
You are a lunatic.
1939
01:53:11,716 --> 01:53:12,856
You're right.
1940
01:53:12,890 --> 01:53:14,616
-This will never work.
-I know.
1941
01:53:14,650 --> 01:53:16,376
You must tell them.
1942
01:53:16,411 --> 01:53:18,344
I will tell them!
1943
01:53:22,520 --> 01:53:24,108
I just have to pick
the right moment.
1944
01:53:33,290 --> 01:53:36,741
You've got
something
in here for me.
1945
01:53:36,776 --> 01:53:38,605
Exactly.
1946
01:53:40,262 --> 01:53:43,541
You got some...
In here.
1947
01:53:43,576 --> 01:53:45,750
Would you take
that, please?
1948
01:53:45,785 --> 01:53:47,200
All rise.
1949
01:53:48,167 --> 01:53:49,927
The superior court
of California
1950
01:53:49,962 --> 01:53:51,446
in and for
the county
of Los Angeles
1951
01:53:51,480 --> 01:53:53,068
is now in session.
1952
01:53:54,863 --> 01:53:57,832
The honorable
micheline salinger,
judge, presiding.
1953
01:54:26,895 --> 01:54:28,138
Aah.
1954
01:54:28,172 --> 01:54:29,656
Sure.
1955
01:54:31,141 --> 01:54:33,798
That's good,
isn't it?
I love it, too.
1956
01:54:33,833 --> 01:54:36,525
Daddy, when
can we get
some candy?
1957
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:38,803
Ah, such
difficult questions.
1958
01:54:38,838 --> 01:54:42,014
About half an hour.
1959
01:54:42,048 --> 01:54:43,532
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy!
1960
01:54:43,567 --> 01:54:45,258
He's taking my bike!
1961
01:55:03,138 --> 01:55:06,831
♪ I guess
I wanted something new
1962
01:55:06,866 --> 01:55:09,696
♪ in my life
1963
01:55:09,731 --> 01:55:11,422
♪ a new key
1964
01:55:11,457 --> 01:55:15,323
♪ to fit a new door
1965
01:55:16,634 --> 01:55:19,914
♪ to wake and see
a different view
1966
01:55:19,948 --> 01:55:21,777
♪ in my life
1967
01:55:23,296 --> 01:55:27,645
♪ the one
I've been waiting for
1968
01:55:28,923 --> 01:55:33,099
♪ dreams
1969
01:55:33,134 --> 01:55:39,071
♪ like everyone, I've had
a few in my life
1970
01:55:39,105 --> 01:55:45,456
♪ who knew that this one
would come true in my life?
1971
01:55:46,630 --> 01:55:51,911
♪ I knew the moment
when you touched me
1972
01:55:51,946 --> 01:55:55,639
♪ you touched me
1973
01:55:55,673 --> 01:56:01,610
♪ you're like a sudden breeze
that blew in my life
1974
01:56:03,233 --> 01:56:06,995
♪ a new face
1975
01:56:07,030 --> 01:56:10,654
♪ a new smile
1976
01:56:10,688 --> 01:56:12,276
♪ a new song
1977
01:56:12,311 --> 01:56:15,348
♪ and now I know
1978
01:56:15,383 --> 01:56:19,490
♪ I wanted you
in my life
1979
01:56:19,525 --> 01:56:21,906
♪ all along
1980
01:56:23,287 --> 01:56:27,257
♪ I guess
1981
01:56:27,291 --> 01:56:33,953
♪ I must have seen
that empty place in my heart
1982
01:56:33,988 --> 01:56:40,063
♪ for you to come and fill
this space in my heart
1983
01:56:40,097 --> 01:56:47,104
♪ not long before
I said, "I love you"
1984
01:56:47,139 --> 01:56:50,487
♪ I love you
1985
01:56:50,521 --> 01:56:52,903
♪ whatever happens
1986
01:56:52,937 --> 01:56:54,422
♪ this is true
1987
01:56:54,456 --> 01:56:57,701
♪ in my life
1988
01:56:57,735 --> 01:57:04,259
♪ when all the Springs
have come and gone
1989
01:57:04,294 --> 01:57:10,921
♪ whatever dance
I may go through in my life
1990
01:57:10,955 --> 01:57:16,651
♪ whatever else
that I may do in my life...
1991
01:57:18,204 --> 01:57:23,278
♪ You'll always be
somethin' new in my life
1992
01:57:24,452 --> 01:57:30,458
♪ from now on
1993
01:57:31,769 --> 01:57:37,948
♪ I know there will
always be you
1994
01:57:37,982 --> 01:57:40,778
♪ from
1995
01:57:40,813 --> 01:57:43,264
♪ now on
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