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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,106 [ ALARM SOUNDING ] 2 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,981 [ POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING ] 3 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,520 FREEZE! 4 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,041 YES, SIR, MR. NEWTON. 5 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,188 JO? 6 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,722 DADDY... 7 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,225 DON'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN, YOUNG LADY. 8 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,727 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG 9 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:55,728 WHEN YOU LEFT THE COMPOUND 10 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:56,729 IN HAWAII. 11 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,731 IT WAS EMPTY. I WAS BORED. 12 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:02,234 SO YOU DECIDED TO COME BACK HERE AND DO THIS INSTEAD? 13 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,737 SURE BEATS EATING ALONE. 14 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:09,742 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 15 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:10,743 SO WHAT? 16 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,244 WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO GROUND ME 17 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,746 FOR THE REST OF THE SPRING BREAK? 18 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,247 I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND... 19 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,749 SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN IN THE WORKS 20 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,751 FOR A LONG TIME. 21 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,753 IT'S WHAT YOU AND EVERYONE YOUR AGE 22 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:21,754 REALLY NEEDS. 23 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:27,259 WHATEVER IT IS, I DON'T NEED IT. 24 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:31,264 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, JO. 25 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,765 TAKE HER BACK TO THE HOUSE. 26 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:40,773 NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO THAT SCHOOL! 27 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:08,935 ♪ FREE LIKE A FAVOR ♪ 28 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:14,440 ♪ I SEE YOU FALLING FOR IT ♪ 29 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:19,445 ♪ BELIEVE IN DESTINATION ♪ 30 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:23,949 ♪ PRINT, COMPILE HALF THE PLEASURE ♪ 31 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:30,957 ♪ BREED, SPIT OUT, REPLICATE ♪ 32 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:37,697 ♪ WHATEVER MAKES IT BETTER ♪ 33 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:50,509 ♪ SO GREEN TO WAIT THE STORMS OUT ♪ 34 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,513 ♪ YOUR NECK SHOOTS OUT FROM COVER ♪ 35 00:06:53,513 --> 00:07:01,320 ♪ CONTEMPT ON THE WITNESS STAND ♪ 36 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:08,327 ♪ SAY IT'S LIKE MODERN NATURE ♪ 37 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:13,198 ♪ MODERN HATRED ♪ 38 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:24,710 ♪ IN A DAY YOU'RE MADE ♪ 39 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,513 ♪ IN A DAY YOU'RE DEFINED ♪ 40 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:32,017 ♪ IN A DAY YOU'RE SAVED ♪ 41 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:36,021 ♪ IN A DAY SURVIVED ♪ 42 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:07,119 ♪ SO LEAN WITH ALL YOUR WEIGHT ON ME ♪ 43 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,121 SEE THAT? 44 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,123 YOU SLAM THE NOSE, 45 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,624 MESSES YOU ALL UP, 46 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,627 THE EYES FILL UP WITH WATER-- 47 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,629 IT'S NOT ANY KIND OF FUN. 48 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,631 WOW, SKITTLES. 49 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:26,138 ♪ UNVEILED ALL A WORK IN PROGRESS ♪ 50 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:32,144 ♪ BETWEEN HERE AND DISCOVERY ♪ 51 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,645 ♪ I GO ON, I GO ON ♪ 52 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:37,650 ♪ CLASS ACTION LEARNED BEHAVIOR ♪ 53 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:44,656 AS USUAL, THE RECEPTION SUCKS. 54 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:51,597 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE WEARING THE WHITE SOCKS. 55 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,605 OH! OH, OH, GOD. 56 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:02,107 THANK YOU. 57 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:06,211 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, GOD. 58 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,713 THANK YOU. 59 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,649 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 60 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,058 COREY, YOU STUD, YOU. 61 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,561 EMILY... 62 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,064 YOU'RE...TALLER. 63 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,065 YEAH. TWO WEEKS' VACATION 64 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,067 WILL DO THAT TO YOU. 65 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,569 IS EVERYONE HERE YET? 66 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:34,073 WELL, WILL'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 67 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,575 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE OTHERS. 68 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,578 YOU'RE HOT-BOXING IN THE ROLLS? 69 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,580 [ SCREAMING ] 70 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,649 EXCUSE ME, MADAM. 71 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,653 WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 72 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,655 I PICKED HIM UP ON THE WAY HERE. 73 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:52,157 YOU WENT TO HIS NEIGHBORHOOD IN THIS? 74 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,659 OH, PISH-POSH, YOUNG EMILY. 75 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,161 IT WAS QUITE AN EMBARRASSMENT, REALLY, 76 00:09:56,162 --> 00:10:00,666 WHAT WITH THIS BEING SUCH A DATED RIDE AND ALL. 77 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,669 HOW WAS VACATION? 78 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,672 OH, THE USUAL. 79 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,173 A FREEWAY TRIP TO A THEME-PARK STATE 80 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,675 WITH PARENTAL DNA STRANDS. 81 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,177 A LAME TIME WAS HAD BY ALL. 82 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,180 I HEAR THAT. 83 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,681 YES. YES, INDEED. 84 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,182 OH, PLEASE. 85 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,184 THEY'RE NOT FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. 86 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,688 THEN FOR WHOM DOES THOU BELLS TOLL? 87 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,690 TO THE ONE WHO RESCUES ME FROM THE IRON CLUTCHES 88 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,191 OF EMOTIONALLY 89 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,694 AND HORMONALLY CHALLENGED MALE TEENAGERS, 90 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,695 SUCH AS YOURSELF. 91 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,899 YEAH, YOU DESERVED THAT, BRO. 92 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,901 HEY, GUYS. 93 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:36,401 HEY, ASTRO-BOY. 94 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:37,903 EMILY. 95 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,905 HI, DAN. 96 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,909 SO, ANYBODY SEEN JO AROUND YET? 97 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,911 HEARD SHE WASN'T COMING BACK. 98 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,412 YOU WISH. 99 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,916 WELL, IF YOU DO SEE HER, TELL HER I'M LOOKING FOR HER. 100 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,418 WHATEVER. SURE. OKAY. 101 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,421 CATCH YOU ON THE REBOUND. 102 00:10:55,421 --> 00:11:00,926 YEAH, "REBOUND" IS RIGHT. 103 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,928 COME ON, LET'S ROLL. 104 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:43,436 GENERAL ASSEMBLY SEQUENCE COMMENCED. 105 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,139 AUTOMATED PREPARATIONS INITIATED. 106 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,827 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 107 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:09,829 THAT'S NEW. 108 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,330 THINK THEY'RE IN THE BATHROOMS? 109 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,332 PROBABLY. WHAT'S NEXT? 110 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,835 TANKS AND SPY SATELLITES, IF YOU ASK ME. 111 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,838 IT'S ALL ABOUT BIG BROTHER. 112 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,839 BIG BROTHER? 113 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,340 IT'S A BOOK! 114 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,342 I KNEW THAT. I HAD THREE COPIES, MAN. 115 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,852 YO, I'VE GOT TO HOOK UP 116 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,354 WITH ONE OF THOSE PALM PDAs, 117 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,355 BECAUSE THE BROTHER'S RUNNING OUT OF ROOM 118 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,856 IN HIS ROLODEX. 119 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,359 YOUR COUSINS DON'T COUNT, BUDDY. 120 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,861 WHATEVER, MAN. CHECK IT OUT. 121 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,208 LOOK, IT'S MR. PORN HIMSELF. 122 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,709 WHAT ABOUT MICHELLE? 123 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,211 YOU THINK HE'S TAPPING THAT ASS? 124 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,214 YEAH, THAT'S WHY SHE'S NOT HERE. 125 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,215 SHE'S PROBABLY ALL TIED UP. 126 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,716 PROBABLY LOADED HER 127 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,218 WITH HIS HARD-CORE COLLECTION. 128 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,719 HE BROUGHT HER OVER TO THE PORN SIDE 129 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,222 WITH HIS FAVORITE FILM, "GOOD WILL HUMPING". 130 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,723 OR MAYBE "AIR SLAP A BITCH". 131 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,227 HOW ABOUT "SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES"? 132 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,229 NO, I GOT IT. 133 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:20,232 "CROUCHING CROTCH, HIDE MY DRAGON". 134 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,733 AS IF YOU GUYS KNOW. 135 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,737 SHE WON HIM OVER WITH HER FAVORITE MOVIE, 136 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,405 "GLAD HE ATE HER". 137 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,081 WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 138 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,583 GIVE ME THOSE. 139 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,085 I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND FACE YOUR PEERS... 140 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,721 FOR THE REST OF THE ASSEMBLY. 141 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,728 WELCOME. 142 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,733 WELCOME BACK FROM SPRING BREAK, EVERYONE, 143 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,903 FELLOW STAFF AND STUDENTS OF THE ROYAL COLLEGIATE COLLEGE, 144 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,405 D INVITED GUESTS. 145 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,408 YOU KNOW, THIS IS TRULY A TURNING POINT 146 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,410 IN OUR SCHOOL'S NEW MILLENNIUM... 147 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,413 AND SO IT'S FITTING 148 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:12,918 THAT RCC SHOULD LIVE UP TO ITS MOTTO, NON NOBIS SOLUM, 149 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,420 AND SET THE TREND 150 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,921 FOR THE BEST AND MOST ADVANCED 151 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,923 AND MOST PERSONAL-SAFETY-CONSCIOUS SCHOOL 152 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,926 OF THE 21st CENTURY. 153 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:23,929 PERSONAL SAFETY CONSCIOUS, MY ASS. 154 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,931 AS YOU ALL HAVE NOTICED, 155 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,433 THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF SIGNIFICANT CHANGES MADE 156 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,435 TO THE CAMPUS 157 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,437 WHILE YOU WERE GONE OVER THE SPRING BREAK. 158 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,938 MR. WILLIAM NEWTON, 159 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,506 A GRADUATE OF OUR FINE ALMA MATER 160 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,108 AND OUR SCHOOL'S BIGGEST BENEFACTOR, 161 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,611 HAS GRACIOUSLY DONATED TO RCC 162 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,615 A BRAND-NEW HIGH-TECH COMPUTER SECURITY SYSTEM, 163 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:46,118 THE N2K. 164 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,619 THIS IS THE SAME SECURITY SYSTEM 165 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,621 THAT WILL BE INSTALLED 166 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,124 TO PROVIDE SECURITY ON A NUMBER OF MILITARY BASES 167 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,625 AROUND THE WORLD, 168 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,629 AFTER WE HAVE COMPLETED THE BETA TESTING HERE, 169 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,630 OF COURSE. 170 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,699 SO WE SHOULD BE AWARE 171 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,168 THE SCHOOL IS NOW EQUIPPED 172 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,170 WITH AN ARRAY OF SENSORS AND CAMERAS 173 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:09,674 THAT ALLOW THE COMPUTER AND ME TO COORDINATE AND MONITOR 174 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,677 JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS HERE AT RCC. 175 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:15,180 REST ASSURED, THIS IS AN INTEGRATED SYSTEM, 176 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,681 AND FOR THE MOST PART 177 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,685 SHOULD NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES. 178 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:20,686 THERE IS, HOWEVER, 179 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,188 ONE KEY ELEMENT THAT WILL AFFECT ALL OF YOU. 180 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,190 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ENTER ANY BUILDING 181 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,691 OR PASS THROUGH ANY DOOR 182 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,494 WITHOUT FIRST IDENTIFYING YOURSELF. 183 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,996 YOUR STUDENT CARD WILL NOW BE USED 184 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,999 WITH THE CARD-READERS ALL OVER THE CAMPUS, 185 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,500 UNLOCKING ONLY THOSE AREAS 186 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,002 TO WHICH YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED ACCESS. 187 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,004 [ JO ]: THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT? 188 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,505 HE HAS GROUNDED ME AT SCHOOL. 189 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:44,510 WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. 190 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,011 IT'S FOR YOU. 191 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,512 AN UNLIMITED SPENDING LIMIT? 192 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,515 YEAH, DON'T YOU WISH, GIRL? 193 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,016 IT'S A BYPASS CARD. 194 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,517 IT'LL UNLOCK ANY DOOR ON THE SYSTEM. 195 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,521 I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU 196 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,524 KEEPING A DISTANCE FROM THESE FENCES. 197 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,526 ANYTHING THAT TOUCHES THEM WILL BE INSTANTLY HIT 198 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,030 WITH AN ELECTRIC SHOCK 199 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,531 THAT WOULD TAKE DOWN A 300-POUND GORILLA. 200 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,033 I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. 201 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:11,036 THIS IS STRICTLY FOR EMERGENCY PURPOSES ONLY. 202 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:14,039 I JUST HATE TO SEE YOU LOCKED IN AND TRAPPED ANYWHERE. 203 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:18,543 WHAT ABOUT THE SECURITY RISK OF ME ESCAPING FROM THIS PRISON? 204 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,580 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYWHERE TO ESCAPE TO, 205 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,083 EXCEPT MAYBE SOME DREADED GENETICALLY MUTATED HILLBILLY 206 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,585 AND HIS THREE-HEADED FISH CHILDREN. 207 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,087 HA HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 208 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,091 THIS IS NO PRISON. 209 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,592 THIS IS ONE OF 210 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,093 THE FINEST SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY. 211 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,595 I'D HAVE GIVEN MY RIGHT ARM 212 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,097 TO HAVE THIS OPPORTUNITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE? 213 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,100 YEAH? 214 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,601 ALL YOU NEED IS A BILLIONAIRE FATHER 215 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,603 THAT DOESN'T WANT YOU AROUND. 216 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:49,108 REMEMBER ALL WE TALKED ABOUT? 217 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:53,112 CHANNEL ALL THAT BAD RIGHT INTO GOOD, REMEMBER? 218 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:59,118 YOU REALLY CARE, DON'T YOU. 219 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,119 NAH. IT'S JUST FOR SHOW. 220 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,122 SEE? 221 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,125 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS ALL NEW, 222 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,127 SO I'LL BE AVAILABLE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU... 223 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,629 YEAH, FOR PERSONAL MOLESTATION. 224 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:16,635 ...TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU MAY HAVE. 225 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,137 NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON I CALLED YOU HERE TODAY, 226 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,639 THE ORIGINAL SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK 227 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,641 HAD A FIELD TRIP STARTING AT THE END, 228 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,142 HOWEVER... 229 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,145 [ SAWING ] 230 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,646 HEY! 231 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,990 SO WE'VE DECIDED TO REVERSE THINGS A LITTLE. 232 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,997 THERE ARE SOME UNFINISHED THINGS IN THE N2K COMPUTER SYSTEM, 233 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,999 SO WE DECIDED TO REVERSE THINGS A LITTLE. 234 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,500 THE BUSES FOR RUSSELL AND WILSON HOUSES 235 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,001 WILL LEAVE FOR THE GEOGRAPHY TRIP 236 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,503 IMMEDIATELY, 237 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,204 AND THE REST, IN ONE HOUR. 238 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:59,811 COME ON, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 239 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:05,317 I'M SURE YOUR PALM PDQs 240 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,820 WILL SURVIVE THIS MINOR RESCHEDULING. 241 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,322 I'M ALSO INSISTING 242 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,324 THAT FIVE PREFECTS FROM EACH HOUSE 243 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,825 STAY BEHIND 244 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,327 TO HELP MAKE SURE 245 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,828 THAT EVERYTHING IS READY WHEN YOU GET BACK, 246 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,330 AND THAT IS ALL. 247 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,332 GOOD DAY, EVERYBODY. 248 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,334 GOOD DAY. 249 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:41,219 HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 250 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,056 UNBELIEVABLE. 251 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,578 I GUESS I'M MISSING 252 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,080 BRADEEN'S ORIENTATION SPEECH. 253 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,582 WHAT A SHAME. 254 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,591 HEY, I CAN SEE YOUR PREFECT TRIBE NOW. 255 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,093 I THINK I'LL GO SAY HELLO. 256 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,600 WHAT'S YOUR DEAL WITH THEM? 257 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:34,105 OH, THEY SEEM LIKE DECENT KIDS, JOANNE. 258 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,107 MAYBE THEY'D BE GOOD FRIENDS FOR YOU. 259 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,610 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT 260 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,111 WORKING ON BEING A GOOD FRIEND FOR THEM. 261 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,614 OH, GEE, THANKS, DAD. 262 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:43,615 JUST A THOUGHT. 263 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,618 IT'S YOUR LIFE. DO WITH IT AS YOU WISH. 264 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:50,455 ALL RIGHT. 265 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,458 YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 266 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,461 YOU CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 267 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,463 HAVE A GOOD SEMESTER, JOANNE. 268 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,467 AH... 269 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,968 I DO THINK IT'S A LITTLE LAME 270 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:07,973 THAT YOUR BODYGUARD IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 271 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,976 YOU TAKE CARE. 272 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,401 THANKS FOR THE COCKTAIL, MR. BRADEEN. 273 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,902 MY PLEASURE. 274 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905 I'M GLAD THAT THE READERS OF HITECHDIGEST.COM 275 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:44,910 ARE SO INTERESTED IN RCC'S NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. 276 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,912 YES, VERY MUCH SO. 277 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,914 IT'S THE FUTURE OF SCHOOLS EVERYWHERE. 278 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,415 WELL, HERE YOU ARE, MR. BRADEEN. 279 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,417 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO YOU FOR? 280 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,918 NO, THAT'S GREAT, BOB. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 281 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,420 IF YOU NEED TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS SCHOOL, 282 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,921 YOU JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY, MR. WALSH, 283 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:57,923 'CAUSE I GOT 284 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,927 THE KEYS FOR EVERYTHING, ALL RIGHT, 285 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,428 AND IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY SPECIAL PHOTOS... 286 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,429 THAT'S EVERYTHING, BOB. THANK YOU. 287 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,931 OKAY. THAT'LL BE IT. 288 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,438 DO YOU MIND? I'M ENTERING THE CODE. 289 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:31,456 IT SEEMS VERY... 290 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,458 SIMPLE. 291 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,959 YES, ACTUALLY. 292 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,495 THE N2K'S AN EXTREMELY EFFICIENT MACHINE. 293 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:41,666 FOR EXAMPLE, 294 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,169 WHILE THE STUDENT BODY IS AWAY, 295 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,670 E COMPUTER WILL SHUT DOWN 296 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,173 ALL NON-ESSENTIAL SYSTEMS. 297 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,675 NOW, THE PREFECTS ARE HERE. 298 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,677 THE COMPUTER 299 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,179 WILL BECOME AWARE OF THEIR PRESENCE, 300 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:57,081 AND TAKE CARE OF ALL THEIR NEEDS. 301 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,184 AWARE OF THEIR PRESENCE? 302 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:00,185 THAT IS THE GENIUS OF THE N2K, MR. WALSH. 303 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:01,686 IT GROWS BY 304 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,690 THE INPUT DEVICES CONNECTED TO IT. 305 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,191 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. 306 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,692 MR. NEWTON PREFERS 307 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,695 WE USE THE TERM "HIGH MODULAR INTERFACE." 308 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,198 APPARENTLY, HE USED HIS OWN BRAINWAVE PATTERNS 309 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,000 AS PART OF N2K'S PROGRAMMING. 310 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,903 I SEE. 311 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,940 IT SOUNDS A LITTLE BIG-BROTHERISH. 312 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,442 WE ALL NEED A BIG BROTHER'S PROTECTION 313 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:25,443 NOW AND THEN, 314 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,113 DON'T WE, MR. WALSH? 315 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,949 SHALL I GET THAT PICTURE NOW? 316 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,953 CERTAINLY. 317 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,190 WELL? 318 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,691 COME ON, C, IS SHE NAKED OR WHAT? 319 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,692 HOLD ON. 320 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,929 AW, WHAT THE HECK? 321 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,198 HEY, YOU GUYS GET THE SHOT YOU WANTED? 322 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,201 JO! 323 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,204 I KNOW, COREY AND ME AND THE CAMERA... 324 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,206 SEE, THERE WAS THIS BIRD, RIGHT... 325 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,708 ACTUALLY, WE JUST CAME BY TO GRAB YOU. 326 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,209 RIGHT. 327 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,711 NO, REALLY. 328 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,712 BRADEEN WANTS US ALL IN HIS OFFICE ASAP. 329 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,213 WHATEVER. 330 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,215 WE'RE SERIOUS. 331 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,716 BIRD. 332 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,084 BIRD. WHAT? 333 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:11,089 TABERNAC. 334 00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:14,592 USELESS PIECE OF AMERICAN GARBAGE. 335 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:18,096 I'VE HAD BLENDERS THAT WERE SMARTER THAN YOU. 336 00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:23,101 I CHECKED THE ORDER LIST BY HAND LAST WEEK, 337 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,070 AND IT BALANCED PERFECTLY, 338 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,074 BUT YOU, MY FRIEND, YOU LIKE TO SCREW WITH ME, HEIN? 339 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076 DOGGIE-STYLE. 340 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,078 YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER 341 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,080 WHAT I SHOULD ORDER FOR A THOUSAND KIDS? 342 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,584 OH, WE BOTH KNOW I SPEAK THE TRUTH, HEIN? 343 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:45,089 ONE DAY, I WILL KILL YOU JUST TO PROVE IT, 344 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:49,094 BUT TODAY, JUST THIS. 345 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,097 GOODBYE, YOU BASTARD BLIND DOG FROM HELL. 346 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,102 NON NOBIS SOLUM. NON NOBIS SOLUM. 347 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,305 THANK YOU. 348 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:05,310 "NOT FOR OURSELVES ALONE". 349 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,311 THOSE LATIN WORDS 350 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,313 ARE THE FOUNDATION OF THIS SCHOOL. 351 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:09,814 IT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ENTER THE BUILDING. 352 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,317 IT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU VIEW OUR WEBSITE... 353 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,820 OR AT LEAST IT USED TO BE. 354 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,460 OH, BABY, BABY. 355 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,630 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 356 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,631 I USED TO BE QUITE A PRACTICAL JOKER 357 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,167 I THINK OF MYSELF AS HAVING A REALLY FINE SENSE OF HUMOR, 358 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:34,672 BUT THIS...THIS IS TOO MUCH. 359 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,675 WAY TOO MUCH. 360 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:40,178 THIS DEGRADES THE STUDENTS, THIS DEGRADES THE SCHOOL, 361 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,180 AND THIS DEGRADES ME, 362 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,816 AND THAT'S THE REASON THAT YOU GUYS, YOU FIVE CLOWNS, 363 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,519 ARE NOT GOING ON YOUR GEOGRAPHIC TRIP. 364 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,022 YOU HAVE GOT TILL THE END OF THE WEEKEND 365 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,024 TO TELL ME WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS 366 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,993 OR THERE WILL BE NO GRADUATION FESTIVITIES 367 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,495 OF ANY KIND-- 368 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:02,000 THAT'S INCLUDING YOUR, UH, PROM NIGHT. 369 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:07,038 MR. BRADEEN, YOU CAN'T CANCEL SOMETHING LIKE PROM NIGHT 370 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,040 OVER SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT. 371 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,544 I CAN CANCEL ANYTHING I WANT TO CANCEL. 372 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:13,545 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT 373 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:15,546 WHEN EVERYBODY'S GONE? 374 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:18,016 YOU'RE THE SCHOOL PREFECTS. YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 375 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,385 YOU WANT US TO SPY ON OUR OWN HOUSES? 376 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:21,886 WHATEVER IT TAKES. 377 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,889 NOW, MR. VESSEY AND MS. SHAW 378 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,525 WILL HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING YOU NEED. 379 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,028 LIKE A SWINGERS' PARTY? 380 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,697 I HEAR MS. SHAW'S PRETTY GOOD ON WHEELS. 381 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:37,368 GET OUT! GET OUT. 382 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,379 YOU STAY. 383 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,885 I WANT TO GET ONE THING CLEAR, 384 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,753 MS. NEWTON. 385 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:59,257 JUST BECAUSE YOUR FATHER GIVES MONEY TO THE SCHOOL, 386 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:03,261 IT'S STILL MY SCHOOL, UNDERSTAND? 387 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:11,769 ABOUT THIS LETTER. 388 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:16,274 WELL, AT LEAST BRADEEN SCORED US DINNER. 389 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,775 LAST REAL FOOD 390 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,278 UNTIL CHEF LICK-ME TAKES OVER OUR TESTES. 391 00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:21,779 I SWEAR I SAW AN EYEBALL 392 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,781 IN ONE OF HIS SOUPS ONCE. 393 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,282 DID YOU KNOW 394 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,284 THAT IF YOU SWALLOW SOMEBODY'S EYEBALL, 395 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,285 YOU SEE EVERYTHING THEY'VE SEEN IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE? 396 00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,286 LOOKING FORWARD 397 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:29,787 TO SOME HUGH HEFNER EYEBALL SOUP. 398 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,289 OH, BROTHER. 399 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,791 WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF, WILL? 400 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,794 EVER READ THE FINE PRINT ON CAR LEASES? 401 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,599 SHH. HERE COMES THE GUILTY PARTY. 402 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,101 EMILY, KNOCK IT OFF, ALL RIGHT? 403 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,603 SHE'S HAVING A HARD TIME AT HOME. 404 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:50,007 SO, JO, WHAT HAPPENED? 405 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,510 NOTHING. 406 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:54,178 THE GUY'S GOT SUCH A HARD-ON FOR ME. 407 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,814 YOU WISH. 408 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:57,816 BRADEEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 409 00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:59,818 YOUR FATHER OWNS THIS SCHOOL. 410 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,321 OH, GEE, COREY, 411 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,823 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T LIKE ME? 412 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,325 HE KNOWS ONE OF US DID IT. 413 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:09,828 FACE IT. WE'RE SCREWED NO MATTER WHAT. 414 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,331 OH, NO. 415 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,334 GRADUATION ACTIVITIES ARE GOING TO BE CANCELED. 416 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:17,835 WHATEVER WILL WE DO? 417 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,571 WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU. 418 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,973 SHE DIDN'T DO IT, EMILY. 419 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,377 WHAT? YOU'RE VEGETARIAN. 420 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:26,878 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL EAT IT. 421 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,379 LOOK, WE'VE GOT TO ADMIT, 422 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,382 EVEN IF SHE DID DO IT, 423 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,384 BRADEEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER ANYWAY. 424 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,986 MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL HIM IT WAS HER. 425 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,988 THEN IT TAKES EVERYONE OFF THE HOOK. 426 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,489 SURE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT? 427 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,492 WHY NOT BLAME ME? 428 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,993 THAT'S REALLY 429 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,494 WHAT BRADEEN WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT. 430 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,596 HE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS ME. 431 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,265 SO THERE. HAPPY NOW? 432 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,267 GRAD NIGHT'S BACK ON. 433 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,269 JO, WAIT, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING. 434 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,270 NO, I WASN'T. 435 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,771 JO... 436 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,840 JO! 437 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,532 THEY'RE GOING TO BLAME ME ANYWAY. 438 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,213 HMM, MANGLER. 439 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,720 HEY, KIDS. 440 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,222 WANT TO REALLY SCREW WITH SOMEONE BIG-TIME? 441 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,424 THE MANGLER 442 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,426 IS TRULY THE VIRUS YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 443 00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:50,928 IT WILL DESTROY THE LIVES OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW... 444 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:54,432 FRIENDS, FAMILY, NO ONE IS SPARED. 445 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:55,933 THE MANGLER WON'T STOP THERE. 446 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,435 JUST FOR FUN, IT WILL MESS WITH YOU, 447 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:58,937 SPREADING ITS WAY THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM 448 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:00,438 AFTER DOWNLOADING, 449 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,940 SO FOR HOURS AND HOURS OF UNHEARD EVIL, 450 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,943 DOWNLOAD THE MANGLER NOW. 451 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,947 OH, MANGLER, YOU'RE MY HERO. 452 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:34,972 ONCE AGAIN, THE INTERNET IS MY FRIEND. 453 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,475 SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. 454 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,567 DAN? 455 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:06,070 WHAT ARE YOU DOING CLIMBING INTO MY WINDOW? 456 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,571 MY CARD... 457 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:11,075 MY CARD DOESN'T WORK HERE. 458 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,078 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE EMILY LET YOU IN? 459 00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:24,088 FORGET IT. 460 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:25,589 YOU ALMOST RUINED MY MANDELBROT. 461 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,091 YOUR WHAT? 462 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:29,593 MY MANDELBROT. 463 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,596 MY POSTER? 464 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:35,099 CHAOS THEORY? INFINITE PATTERNS? 465 00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:39,604 READ IT. 466 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,110 HERE, LOOK. 467 00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:02,126 IT'S ABOUT HOW THERE'S ORDER IN CHAOS. 468 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:02,626 UM, CAN I...SIT? 469 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,628 SIT DOWN. SURE. 470 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:07,632 OKAY. 471 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,634 IT'S ABOUT HOW THERE'S ORDER IN CHAOS, 472 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,135 HOW YOU CAN FIND REPEATING PATTERNS 473 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:13,637 THAT LEAD TO SEEMINGLY RANDOM EVENTS. 474 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,140 I MEAN, THERE ARE COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS 475 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:20,144 THAT CAN PREDICT AND EXPLAIN TOTALLY RANDOM THINGS... 476 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:22,646 LIKE...LIKE SNOWFLAKES. 477 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,151 MOVING ART. 478 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,153 EXACTLY. 479 00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:30,654 YEAH. 480 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,156 MY T-SHIRT HAS ONE, TOO. 481 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:37,161 YOU REALLY LIKE THESE MANDELBOOBIES... 482 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:38,162 UH, UM... 483 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:39,663 MANDELBROTS. 484 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:43,668 YES. 485 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:46,671 ORDER OUT OF MY CHAOS. 486 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:48,673 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE? 487 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,182 SO, YOU'RE HERE TO... 488 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:02,686 UH... 489 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:05,189 TO INVITE YOU TO THE LUAU, 490 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,191 AND TO TELL YOU 491 00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,193 THAT I DON'T THINK IT WAS YOU 492 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,695 THAT MESSED WITH THE SCHOOL'S WEBSITE. 493 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,197 I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU? RIGHT. 494 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,702 RIGHT. 495 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:24,208 OKAY, LET'S GO. 496 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,210 YEAH. 497 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,257 WHATEVER. 498 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,911 POWER FAILURE? 499 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,414 IT'S PROBABLY THAT BETA-TESTING 500 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,417 BRADEEN WAS TALKING ABOUT. 501 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:49,420 YEAH, PROBABLY. 502 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,423 UH, LISTEN... 503 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,924 WHAT? 504 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,927 YOU KNOW THAT THING BEFORE? 505 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,931 YEAH. 506 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:00,932 UM, OKAY, 507 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:05,937 WELL... IT WASN'T REALLY... 508 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,939 WELL, I WASN'T... 509 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:12,443 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 510 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,977 GO ON. 511 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:44,075 GEEZ. WRONG SIZE. 512 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:56,086 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT...HERE. 513 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,958 CAN'T A FRENCHMAN TAKE A SHIT IN PEACE? 514 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,459 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 515 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,460 MAKING ALL THAT NOISE... 516 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,462 TABERNAC. 517 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:13,964 SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME. 518 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,466 MAN CAN'T SIT ON HIS OWN TOILET, 519 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:16,967 HE HAS TO COME DOWN TO MINE? 520 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:17,969 I'VE GOT TO GET SOME WORK DONE. 521 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,971 GEEZ! 522 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:34,485 YEAH, THIS ONE HAD BETTER BE THE ONE. 523 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,492 [ SNIPPING AND SCREAMING ] 524 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,037 I'LL WATCH OUT FOR YOU. 525 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:23,033 HOW ABOUT IT? 526 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:26,537 I THINK I'LL JUST SIT ON THE BOARD TONIGHT. 527 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:27,538 ALL RIGHT. 528 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,048 WATCH THIS. 529 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,983 WHOA! 530 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,991 ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO 531 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:47,992 FOR YOUR DRUG DEALER. 532 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,994 ASK WHAT YOUR DRUG DEALER 533 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,996 CAN DO FOR YOU. 534 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,501 ANOTHER MILLION BRAINS THAT MARCH. 535 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:05,509 NOW, OFF YOU GO TO WASHINGTON TO PROTEST. 536 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:10,013 IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU... 537 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:14,017 ALL THE TIME. 538 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,224 GRACEFUL. 539 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,562 A LITTLE BIT. 540 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:35,072 WHAT? 541 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,074 NOTHING. 542 00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,582 WILL? 543 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,584 WILL? 544 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,085 I'M JUST PLAYING, GIRL. 545 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:49,586 I GOT YOU, THOUGH. 546 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:56,093 Y'ALL THOUGHT IT WAS JAWS OR SOMETHING, DIDN'T YOU? 547 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,599 HELLO, MY FRIEND. MY NAME IS JEAN BLACKSTEAU. 548 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,104 I COME FROM VERY FAR IN SEARCH OF SOME FRIENDSHIP. 549 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:10,107 COME ON. YEAH. YEAH. 550 00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:11,108 I GOT Y'ALL, THOUGH, DIDN'T I? 551 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,110 A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH. 552 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:16,113 YOU WAS SCARED, WASN'T YOU? 553 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:18,115 YOU FREAKED ME OUT. 554 00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:19,616 AW, MAN. 555 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,122 WHERE'S THE PARTY AT? 556 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:27,124 TAKE THOSE OFF. 557 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,331 HEY, JACQUES. 558 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,335 HEY, GUYS. 559 00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:42,839 SO, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA 560 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,841 HOW WE'RE GOING TO RESOLVE 561 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,843 OUR LITTLE PROBLEM? 562 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:47,344 IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE ANYWAY. 563 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,846 GRAD NIGHT MATTERS, JO. 564 00:40:49,847 --> 00:40:52,349 MAYBE IT MATTERS TO YOU, EMILY, 565 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:54,351 BUT BY TOMORROW MORNING, 566 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:55,852 I THINK BRADEEN'S GOING TO HAVE 567 00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:57,354 A LOT MORE TO WORRY ABOUT 568 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:59,356 THAN SOME STUPID WEBSITE GAG. 569 00:40:59,356 --> 00:41:02,359 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 570 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:03,860 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 571 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:05,863 IF I TOLD YOU THAT BY TOMORROW MORNING, 572 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:06,864 THE WHOLE SCHOOL WAS GOING TO BE SHUT DOWN? 573 00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:07,865 HOW? 574 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:10,467 JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I FOUND ONLINE. 575 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,469 WHAT? 576 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,972 THE MANGLER VIRUS. 577 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,473 MANGLER VIRUS? 578 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,475 JO, YOU DIDN'T. 579 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,981 YOU DID! 580 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,984 THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN MY STUPID WEBSITE JOKE. 581 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,490 OOPS. 582 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,494 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 583 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,495 FORGET ABOUT WHAT I DID. 584 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,996 JO, YOU SAVED MY ASS. 585 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,998 OKAY, BUT YOU GUYS HAVE TO PROMISE ME 586 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:45,502 THAT YOU WILL NOT TELL ANYBODY, 587 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,004 AND I MEAN IT. 588 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,505 PINKY? 589 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,507 FINE. 590 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,012 SO, JO, HOW DID YOU DO IT? 591 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,513 WHAT PROTOCOLS DID YOU USE? 592 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,517 RELAX. THEY CAN'T TRACE IT BACK TO ME. 593 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,520 EVEN IF THEY TRY, 594 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,522 I BURIED MY COVERT WORK WITH ENCRYPTION SOFTWARE 595 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,523 SO DEEP THE FBI COULDN'T EVEN CRACK IT... 596 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,526 AND JUST IN CASE THEY EVER DID, 597 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,028 I USED AN ANONYMOUS PROXY TO HIDE MY TRUE ISP NUMBER. 598 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,529 JO, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 599 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,031 HEY! 600 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,532 HOLD UP, JO. 601 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:18,035 WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU SENT THE VIRUS INTO THE SYSTEM? 602 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,537 I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, 20 MINUTES AGO. 603 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,706 THAT MEANS... 604 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:26,576 OH, SHIT. 605 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,579 YEAH. 606 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,081 WE'RE DOOMED. 607 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:33,083 WE'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT. 608 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,084 THAT MEANS BRADEEN'S GOING TO BLAME US FOR THE VIRUS. 609 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:35,085 WAY TO GO. 610 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:37,087 UNLESS WE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE 611 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:41,091 BRADEEN GOT AN INFECTED EMAIL FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. 612 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:43,593 AND JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? 613 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:45,095 IT'S EASY. 614 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,263 I MEAN, ALL I NEED IS A FEW MINUTES ON HIS COMPUTER. 615 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,767 WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 616 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,903 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 617 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:30,066 WHY AM I HERE? 618 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,701 I SHOULD BE A FAMOUS CHEF BY NOW, 619 00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:34,438 BUT, NO, I'M IN THIS SHITHOLE. 620 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:36,940 YES, I'M STILL HERE, 621 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:41,945 WORKING ON THE SHOPPING PROBLEM YOU ALREADY CAUSED ME. 622 00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:51,955 THE STEW. 623 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,961 AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE 624 00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,462 WHOSE LAST JOB 625 00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:02,966 WAS NOT IN A FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT? 626 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,606 YOU HATE ME. YOU REALLY HATE ME. 627 00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:18,615 AH, AGAIN WITH THE STUPID CARD. 628 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:26,122 YOU REMIND ME OF MY EX-WIFE-- 629 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:30,760 ALWAYS WATCHING ME, LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. 630 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,424 OKAY, I GIVE UP. 631 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,993 YOU WIN. YOU WIN. 632 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:04,494 OPEN UP, YOU WHORE. 633 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:08,999 OPEN UP. 634 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,357 YOU KNOW, THE PERIODIC TABLE'S 635 00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:39,863 ACTUALLY AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE INVENTED BY ALIEN ASTRONAUTS. 636 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:44,367 REALLY? 637 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:49,873 SO THE ALIENS COMMUNICATE BY CHEMICAL FORMULAS? 638 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:53,343 YEAH. TAKE, FOR INSTANCE, THE CHEMICAL SILICON. 639 00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:55,345 IT'S SOMETHING 640 00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,213 THAT WILL MAKE A COMPUTER RUN FASTER, 641 00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,716 BUT PUT IT IN A WOMAN'S BODY... 642 00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,217 VOILA. 643 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:03,720 EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD WANTS HER. 644 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:09,726 YOU KNOW, THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. 645 00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:11,227 THAT'S WHY RIGHT NOW, 646 00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:13,230 YOU AND I ARE COMMUNICATING TO EACH OTHER 647 00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:17,734 THROUGH OUR BODY'S CHEMICALS. 648 00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:22,739 HMM. I CAN FL YOU TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW. 649 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:25,241 YOU CAN? 650 00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,344 I MEAN, I CAN FEEL YOU, TOO. 651 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,851 IDIOTS! 652 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,854 CAN YOU COMMUNICATE WHILE MOVING YOUR FEET? 653 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:04,381 LET'S SEE IF THIS THING REALLY WORKS. 654 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,885 WHAT'S WITH THE COLOR? 655 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,895 HEY, COREY. MUNCHIES? 656 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,897 YEAH! 657 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,398 I WANT STEAK. 658 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,401 BUT YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN. 659 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:28,905 OH YEAH. 660 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,407 LET'S RAID THE KITCHEN 661 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,909 AND CATCH THEM ON THE WAY OUT. 662 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,912 PERFECT. 663 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,914 A WAIST IS 664 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,416 A TERRIBLE THING TO MIN 665 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,418 HEY, JO... 666 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,421 WE'RE GOING TO... 667 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:45,922 WE'RE GOING TO GO, 668 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,925 AND WE'LL CATCH YOU ON THE WAY OUT, OKAY? 669 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:48,926 FINE. 670 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:49,927 YOU TWO ARE 671 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,429 COMPLETELY USELESS ANYWAY. 672 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,856 OF COURSE. 673 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:14,858 RIGHT. 674 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:17,360 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 675 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,863 RELAX. 676 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,866 I HAVE THE MAGIC KEY. 677 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:29,873 WELL, WELL, WELL. 678 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:33,376 I WONDER WHO'S KNOCKING ON MY DOOR. 679 00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:22,125 ALL RIGHT. 680 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:23,626 LET'S SEE WHAT DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS 681 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:25,128 THIS PERV'S BEEN KEEPING FROM US. 682 00:54:28,131 --> 00:54:30,133 HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT? 683 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,634 A FEW MINUTES. 684 00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:33,136 I'VE GOT TO SOURCE AN OUTSIDE PROVIDER 685 00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:35,138 TO CREATE A BOGUS ROUNDHOUSE DOWNLOAD. 686 00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,639 IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE 687 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,141 THE VIRUS CAME FROM THIS COMPUTER. 688 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:43,646 IT IS SO SEXY WHEN YOU TALK COMPUTERISH. 689 00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:45,649 OKAY. 690 00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:48,151 NO, UH, ALL WE NEED 691 00:54:48,151 --> 00:54:50,653 IS AN EMAIL ADDRESS FROM SOMEBODY ELSE, 692 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:52,656 MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE VIRUS CAME FROM THEM. 693 00:54:52,656 --> 00:54:55,659 HOW'S ABOUT R. WALSH AT HITECHDIGEST.COM? 694 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,130 HMM? 695 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:04,134 IT IS SO SEXY WHEN YOU TALK COMPUTERISH. 696 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:34,997 WHAT WE NEED 697 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,500 IS SOME SHREDDED ICEBERG LETTUCE 698 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,001 AND MUSTARD. 699 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:48,010 I'LL CHECK THE FREEZER. 700 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,518 EMILY, THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD 701 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:57,520 DOWN THIS SINK. 702 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,056 WHAT IS IT? 703 00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:03,059 I DON'T KNOW. 704 00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:04,560 IT SURE IS WEIRD, THOUGH. 705 00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:15,071 MY HAND! 706 00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,577 THAT WASN'T FUNNY, COREY. 707 00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,579 I'M SORRY. 708 00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:28,585 HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 709 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:30,587 COME HERE. 710 00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:48,004 THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE A COW. 711 00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:51,007 CAREFUL, COREY. 712 00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:57,913 I THINK IT'S THE CHEF. 713 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:01,417 OPEN THE DAMN DOO 714 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:03,419 THE LOCK'S FRIED. 715 00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:15,799 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 716 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:17,801 I'VE HAD WOMEN COLDER THAN THIS. 717 00:57:17,801 --> 00:57:19,302 HOW DID YOU GET LOCKED IN THERE? 718 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:21,304 THE DOOR, IT LOCKED ITSELF. 719 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:24,273 IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN, 720 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,775 YOU TAKE THAT OFF. 721 00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,278 SORRY. 722 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,283 THE OVENS. 723 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:40,790 SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON. 724 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:44,293 EVERYTHING, THE OVENS, THE FREEZER... 725 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:50,300 IT'S CONTROLLED BY THAT BASTARD NEW COMPUTER. 726 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,467 A COMPUTER 727 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,970 WOULDN'T DELIBERATELY LOCK YOU IN THE FREEZER. 728 00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:57,974 NO? A REALLY ANGRY ONE WOULD. 729 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,476 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE OTHERS. 730 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,478 OTHERS? 731 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,346 THE OTHER THREE PREFECTS. 732 00:58:03,346 --> 00:58:05,348 THEY'RE UPSTAIRS WORKING ON... 733 00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:07,350 THE COMPUTER PROBLEM. 734 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:11,354 WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD GO. 735 00:58:11,354 --> 00:58:13,856 BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY. 736 00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:17,360 THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED... 737 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,861 OR, ACTUALLY, 738 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:22,866 I COULD MAKE SOME PATE FROM YOUR LIVER. 739 00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,097 WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES, 740 00:58:55,598 --> 00:58:58,100 SPOILED BRATS, DOING NOW? 741 00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:59,602 N2K MY ASS. 742 00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:01,604 OKAY, WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 743 00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:11,947 THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD 744 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,449 WITH THIS COMPUTER. 745 00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,050 WHO CARES? 746 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:19,055 JUST MAKE SURE HE CAN'T TRACE IT BACK TO YOU. 747 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,558 OKAY. 748 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,060 OKAY, UM... 749 00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:28,564 WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO CHECK 750 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:29,566 THE SECRETARY'S COMPUTER, 751 00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:31,567 MAKE SURE IT WENT THROUGH. 752 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:37,073 THIS STUFF'S UNBELIEVABLE. 753 00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:59,028 OKAY, EVERYTHING SEEMS PRETTY OKAY HERE. 754 00:59:59,028 --> 01:00:01,530 I JUST NEED TO CHECK ONE LAST THING. 755 01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:12,041 "SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ASKING STUPID... 756 01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:14,543 STUPID QUESTIONS?" 757 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:19,048 SUCK THE CRACK OF MY BLACK ASS, I DO. 758 01:00:19,048 --> 01:00:21,050 I WONDER WHAT ELSE HE'S GOT ON ME. 759 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:27,055 STUPID QUESTIONS... 760 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:39,735 COOL. 761 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,478 WHAT THE... 762 01:00:55,351 --> 01:00:57,853 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 763 01:00:57,854 --> 01:00:59,856 HELL. 764 01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:01,357 RIGHT. 765 01:01:01,357 --> 01:01:04,860 THIS BROTHER AIN'T THAT STUPID. 766 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:08,898 LOOK, IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WILL, 767 01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:10,399 I CAN JUST CLOSE THE DOOR. 768 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,411 DAMN! 769 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,913 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 770 01:01:28,718 --> 01:01:30,219 HURRY UP! IT'S BURNING! 771 01:01:30,219 --> 01:01:32,221 HOLD ON! HOLD ON! 772 01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:34,356 HELP ME! 773 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:38,127 HOLD ON! 774 01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:39,695 WILL, WILL, WILL, HOLD ON! 775 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:13,963 YOU GUYS FINISHED SCREWING WITH THE COMPUTER? 776 01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:17,967 IT'S OKAY. COME ON. 777 01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,768 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 778 01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:21,403 THE COMPUTER KILLED WILL. 779 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,105 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 780 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:23,606 NO. 781 01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:24,607 HOW? 782 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:26,108 HE BOILED HIM. 783 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,979 DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU TWO SOUND? 784 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:30,980 I MEAN, YOU'RE A JOCK, BUT... 785 01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:32,481 SCREW YOU! 786 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,484 THIS ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE, ALL RIGHT? 787 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:35,985 HE'S TRYING TO KILL US. 788 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:36,485 HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 789 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:37,353 THINK ABOUT IT. 790 01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:39,855 DON'T EVEN TRY IT. 791 01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:42,859 OOH, I AM SO SCARED. 792 01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:45,361 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 793 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:47,863 WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH ME RIGHT NOW. 794 01:02:47,864 --> 01:02:48,931 THE CHECKOUT COUNTER 795 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,934 MARKED 10 STUPID IDEAS OR LESS? 796 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,936 SURE BEATS BITCH AISLE! 797 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,617 ENOUGH OF YOUR BICKERING. 798 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,118 I'M IN CHARGE HERE, 799 01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:11,620 AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY. 800 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:16,125 COMPRIS? GOOD. 801 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,127 'CAUSE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 802 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:20,629 WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN THERE AND GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR, 803 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,131 RIGHT NOW. 804 01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:23,632 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 805 01:03:25,368 --> 01:03:27,370 LOOK. IT CAN SEE US. 806 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,149 NOT ANYMORE. 807 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:41,650 THOSE MERAS ARE EVERYWHERE. 808 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:43,653 IT'S JUST WAITING FOR US TO GO DOWN THERE. 809 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,154 YEAH, BUT WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE, HEIN? 810 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:46,155 I'M GOING TO TAKE MY CHANCES. 811 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,156 GOODBYE. 812 01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:04,673 YOU WERE SAYING? 813 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:11,547 WHERE DO WE GO NOW? 814 01:04:11,547 --> 01:04:15,050 UM...THE ROOF. 815 01:04:15,051 --> 01:04:16,552 THERE AREN'T ANY CAMERAS 816 01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:18,554 POINTING DOWN THERE. 817 01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:19,555 THEN WHAT? JUMP? 818 01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:21,557 WE CAN GO OUT THROUGH A GYM DOOR-- 819 01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:22,558 THE ONE THOSE GUYS 820 01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:23,559 WERE WORKING ON EARLIER. 821 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:30,233 OKAY, WELL, LET'S...GO. 822 01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:47,816 COME ON, YOU GUYS, LET'S GO. 823 01:04:49,318 --> 01:04:50,819 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 824 01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:05,668 COME ON. 825 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:10,172 CAN WE STOP FOR A SEC? 826 01:05:10,172 --> 01:05:11,673 I CAN'T BREATHE. 827 01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:21,683 IT'S FOR MY PARENTS, 828 01:05:22,184 --> 01:05:23,685 IN CASE I DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE. 829 01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:26,188 WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT, OKAY? 830 01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:27,189 LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED. 831 01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:28,190 IT CAN'T SEE US HERE, 832 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,191 BUT I THINK IT STILL KNOWS WHERE WE ARE. 833 01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,992 [ ALARM SOUNDING ] 834 01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:33,996 GREAT, NOW WHAT? 835 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:37,966 OKAY, WELL, NOW IT DEFINITELY KNOWS WHERE WE ARE. 836 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:39,468 LET'S JUST KEEP MOVING, ALL RIGHT? 837 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:40,969 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 838 01:05:51,981 --> 01:05:52,982 THANKS. 839 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:54,483 YOU'RE WELCOME. 840 01:05:56,986 --> 01:06:00,489 TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER. 841 01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:02,491 I DIDN'T KNOW THE FRENCH WERE SO FUNNY. 842 01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:06,495 I HATE AMERICAN TEENAGERS. 843 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:33,823 WE'RE SCREWED. 844 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,824 THE CAMERAS CAN SEE EVERYTHING. 845 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:41,831 NO, WE'RE NOT. 846 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,833 WE'LL WAIT FOR THE CAMERA TO PAN AWAY, 847 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:48,838 AND THEN WE'LL GO ONE BY ONE, OKAY? 848 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,339 I DON'T KNOW. 849 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,841 THIS IS GOING TO WORK. 850 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,343 TRUST ME. 851 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:55,344 YOU HOPE. 852 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:58,347 LET'S DO IT. 853 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,849 OKAY? ALL RIGHT? 854 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,352 EMILY, YOU GO FIRST. 855 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:04,853 OKAY, COREY, 856 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,855 YOU GO AFTER HER, JUST IN CASE. 857 01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:07,857 THEN ME. 858 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,858 THEN ME. 859 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,860 THEN CHEF BOY-AR-DEE. 860 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,865 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 861 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,367 MY HERO. 862 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,382 GO! GO! 863 01:07:47,096 --> 01:07:48,597 I MEANT THAT ONE. 864 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:56,439 AH, YOUNG LOVE. 865 01:07:56,439 --> 01:07:58,441 IT IS THE BEST. 866 01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:24,967 RUN! IT CAN SEE ME! 867 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,345 COME ON DOWN HERE. 868 01:08:39,348 --> 01:08:42,351 GO. GO, GO. 869 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,541 AWAY, VITE! VITE! 870 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:08,544 COME ON! COME ON! 871 01:09:14,183 --> 01:09:16,185 WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THIS? 872 01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:17,686 EMILY, HOLD MY CAMERA A SEC. 873 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:19,688 NOW I KNOW. 874 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:21,189 TA-DAH! 875 01:09:21,190 --> 01:09:22,691 WAY TO GO, COREY. 876 01:09:22,691 --> 01:09:24,192 MY BOY SCOUT. 877 01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,694 LET'S GO. 878 01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:28,196 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 879 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:30,532 WATCH YOUR STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP. 880 01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:37,539 EASY, EASY. 881 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:39,041 COME ON, COREY. 882 01:09:43,045 --> 01:09:44,546 [ EMILY ]: WHERE IS THE CAMERA? 883 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:46,549 [ COREY ]: I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING. 884 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:47,550 WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED 885 01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:48,551 TO FEEL OUR WAY OVER 886 01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:50,553 TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GYM? 887 01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:52,555 [ JO ]: GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS? 888 01:09:52,555 --> 01:09:55,057 OW! DAMN, YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT. 889 01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:56,558 [ COREY ]: IT WASN'T ME. 890 01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,060 [ DAN ]: NO, EMILY, DO IT AGAIN. 891 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,562 KEEP DOING IT, EMILY. WE CAN USE IT TO SEE. 892 01:10:00,563 --> 01:10:02,064 OKAY. 893 01:10:02,064 --> 01:10:03,565 [ CHEF ]: WAY TO GO, EMILY. 894 01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:05,467 FINALLY, YOU THINK AGAIN. 895 01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:07,469 [ COREY ]: TAKE ONE OVER HERE SO I CAN FIND THE FLASHLIGHT. 896 01:10:07,469 --> 01:10:08,470 [ DAN ]: NO, COREY, 897 01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:09,971 WE'VE GOT TO GO. COME ON. 898 01:10:09,972 --> 01:10:11,039 IT'LL TAKE A SEC. 899 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,408 MY HERO. 900 01:10:12,408 --> 01:10:15,878 [ CHEF ]: "MY HERO. MY BOY SCOUT." 901 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:19,648 [ JO ]: COREY, COME BACK HERE. 902 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:21,783 [ DAN ]: NO, COREY, WE'VE GOT TO GO, MAN. 903 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,253 [ JO ]: JUST FORGET THE STUPID FLASHLIGHT. 904 01:10:24,653 --> 01:10:26,721 WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? 905 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,391 COREY, ARE YOU OKAY? 906 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:32,394 [ COREY ]: YEAH, I FOUND IT...I HOPE. 907 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:33,395 OH, GOD. 908 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:34,396 COREY! 909 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,398 WHAT WAS THAT? 910 01:10:36,398 --> 01:10:38,400 COREY? COREY? 911 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,138 [ DAN ]: EMILY, THE CAMERA. GIVE ME THE CAMERA. 912 01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:45,907 [ CHEF ]: COME ON. THIS IS NOT A FUNNY JOKE. 913 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,409 [ DAN ]: COREY? 914 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:50,178 [ JO ]: COREY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 915 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,781 [ EMILY ]: COREY! 916 01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:54,783 CAN YOU SEE HIM? 917 01:10:57,653 --> 01:10:58,654 [ DAN ]: COREY? 918 01:10:58,654 --> 01:10:59,755 [ CHEF ]: COME ON AWAY! 919 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:02,624 [ EMILY ]: OH, MY GOD! 920 01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:05,127 VITE, VITE! COME ON! 921 01:11:14,336 --> 01:11:15,837 WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK! 922 01:11:15,838 --> 01:11:16,839 NO, IT'S TOO LATE, EMILY. 923 01:11:16,839 --> 01:11:17,840 HE'S DEAD. 924 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,341 I'M SORRY. 925 01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:22,344 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 926 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:26,348 NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 927 01:11:26,348 --> 01:11:27,849 YES, IT IS. 928 01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:29,351 DON'T YOU SEE? 929 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:32,354 IT'S BEEN PLAYING WITH US THE WHOLE TIME. 930 01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:34,356 JO, YOU DIDN'T KNOW 931 01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:37,359 SOME COMPUTER VIRUS WAS GOING TO KILL US-- 932 01:11:37,359 --> 01:11:40,362 I MEAN, KILL PEOPLE. 933 01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,864 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 934 01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:43,866 I DID IT. 935 01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:46,869 I WAS ANGRY AT YOU GUYS, 936 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:51,373 AND I WAS ANGRY AT BRADEEN, 937 01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:54,376 AND... 938 01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:57,379 AND I WAS ANGRY AT MY DAD. 939 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:02,884 BRADEEN ACCUSED ME OF WRITING THIS LETTER. 940 01:12:05,888 --> 01:12:07,890 I WROTE THAT LETTER, JO. 941 01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:17,399 BRADEEN KEPT TRYING TO DO THINGS TO ME, 942 01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,900 COMING INTO MY ROOM AT NIGHT, 943 01:12:18,901 --> 01:12:22,404 AND HE... 944 01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:23,405 OH, EMILY! 945 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:41,423 I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT WE'RE NOT OUT OF HERE YET. 946 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:44,426 OKAY? 947 01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:46,929 OKAY? COME ON. 948 01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:49,932 LET'S GET UP. 949 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:51,433 ALL RIGHT. 950 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:53,435 NOW, WE'RE GOING TO NEED HELP TO GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE. 951 01:12:53,936 --> 01:12:55,938 BUT WE ARE OUT. 952 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,439 CHEF, YOU WEREN'T 953 01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,441 AT BRADEEN'S LECTURE ABOUT THE ELECTRIC FENCE. 954 01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:00,942 WE CAN'T GET OFF THE PROPERTY. 955 01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:02,945 WELL, WE SHOULD AT LEAST TRY. 956 01:13:02,945 --> 01:13:04,446 LIKE YOUR FRONT DOOR IDEA? 957 01:13:04,446 --> 01:13:06,448 I DON'T THINK SO. 958 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,950 YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED OF ALL YOUR STUPID TEENAGE IDEAS. 959 01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:10,452 ANY TIME YOU WANT TO LEAVE, 960 01:13:10,452 --> 01:13:11,453 YOU CAN GO RIGHT AHEAD, ALL RIGHT? 961 01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:12,454 BIG HERO YOU ARE. 962 01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:13,955 JUST A MINUTE AGO, 963 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:15,457 YOU WERE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY. 964 01:13:15,457 --> 01:13:16,458 WELL, AT LEAST 965 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:17,959 HE'S NOT WASTING HIS LIFE 966 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,461 COOKING HAMBURGERS AND HOTDOGS. 967 01:13:25,467 --> 01:13:28,470 YOU GUYS, JUST STOP IT. 968 01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:31,973 THIS IS NOT GETTING US ANYWHERE. 969 01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:34,476 SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 970 01:13:34,476 --> 01:13:35,977 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. COME ON. 971 01:13:47,289 --> 01:13:49,291 I THINK WE CAN SHUT IT DOWN FROM HERE. 972 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,792 HOW? 973 01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:53,796 MOVING ART. ORDER AND CHAOS. A MANDELBROT. 974 01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:55,797 AN INFINITE PATTERN. 975 01:13:55,798 --> 01:13:57,299 OR, IN THE CASE OF A N28K COMPUTER, 976 01:13:57,299 --> 01:13:58,800 INFINITE EQUATION. 977 01:13:58,801 --> 01:13:59,802 WHICH WOULD CRASH THE SYSTEM. 978 01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:01,303 GREAT IDEA. 979 01:14:01,303 --> 01:14:03,305 OKAY. I'VE BEEN WRITING 980 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:05,807 SOME SOFTWARE BASE DON FRACTAL GEOMETRY, 981 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,810 STUFF THAT CAN PREDICT RANDOM EVENTS. 982 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:08,811 LIKE SNOWFLAKES? 983 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:11,814 COOL. 984 01:14:13,315 --> 01:14:15,817 BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE TRIED TO RUN THE PROGRAM, 985 01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:18,320 IT TOTALLY CRASHES THE SYSTEM. 986 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,822 IT'S A SERIOUS RESOURCE HOG. 987 01:14:20,823 --> 01:14:24,326 I TRIED IT ON MY DAD'S SYSTEM. 988 01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:25,827 CRASHES. 989 01:14:25,828 --> 01:14:28,831 SO ALL WE NEED TO DO, 990 01:14:28,831 --> 01:14:30,833 WE NEED TO LOAD IT INTO THE COMPUTER, 991 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,334 GET THE COMPUTER TO RUN IT, 992 01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:35,337 AND THEN AFTER THAT, IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF TIME. 993 01:14:35,337 --> 01:14:37,339 HOW LONG? 994 01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:38,840 A MINUTE, TOPS. 995 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:40,843 HAVING FUN, JO? 996 01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:44,846 WHO IS THIS? 997 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:47,349 YOU KNOW WHO I AM, JO. 998 01:14:51,353 --> 01:14:53,355 WHAT DO YOU... WHAT DO YOU WANT? 999 01:14:53,355 --> 01:14:55,223 YOU GAVE ME LIFE. 1000 01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:57,226 TOGETHER, JO, WE CAN CREATE NEW LIVES. 1001 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:06,235 WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO DO THAT? 1002 01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:09,504 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT, JO? 1003 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:10,672 TO DESTROY? 1004 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:13,675 NO. 1005 01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:14,742 REALLY? 1006 01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:19,380 SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. 1007 01:15:19,381 --> 01:15:22,884 SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. 1008 01:15:22,885 --> 01:15:23,886 SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. 1009 01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:27,356 YOU FIRST, YOU BASTARD. 1010 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,362 [ DAN ]: SO MUCH FOR LOADING THE PROGRAM INTO THE SYSTEM. 1011 01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:40,635 NOW, HERE YOU ALL ARE. 1012 01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:43,138 HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER... 1013 01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:46,641 AND THE COOK, TOO. 1014 01:15:46,642 --> 01:15:48,143 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 1015 01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:50,145 TO EXPELLING ALL OF YOU... 1016 01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:51,146 ESPECIALLY YOU, EMILY-- 1017 01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:52,147 ESPECIALLY YOU. 1018 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,156 NOW YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO PROM NIGHT. 1019 01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:04,660 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 1020 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,162 WE HAVE TO GO TO THEOURCE. 1021 01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:09,164 THE MAINFRAME. 1022 01:16:09,164 --> 01:16:10,165 NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS, 1023 01:16:10,165 --> 01:16:12,667 EXCEPT FOR HIM. 1024 01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:14,169 WHAT ABOUT MS. SHAW? 1025 01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:16,671 MAYBE. SHE HAS TO BE AROUND THE DORM SOMEWHERE. 1026 01:16:16,672 --> 01:16:18,674 IF SHE'S NOT DEAD YET. 1027 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,176 UH, WELL, DAN AND I WILL SEARCH THIS BUILDING. 1028 01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:23,178 YOU TWO SEARCH THE OTHER SIDE. 1029 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:55,003 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1030 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:59,007 YEAH. 1031 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,508 OKAY, WELL, LET'S GO FIND THE OTHERS 1032 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:01,510 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 1033 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,021 SHE'S NOT HERE. 1034 01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,734 LET'S GO. 1035 01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,739 THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 1036 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:51,626 WHERE'S EMILY? 1037 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:53,628 I'M SORRY. 1038 01:18:56,631 --> 01:18:58,633 JO, LOOK AT ME, OKAY? 1039 01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:00,134 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE, 1040 01:19:00,135 --> 01:19:01,136 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO RELAX. 1041 01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:02,637 DEEP BREATH, DEEP BREATH. 1042 01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:03,938 WE MUST LEAVE. WE MUST LEAVE. 1043 01:19:03,939 --> 01:19:05,440 THE FENCE, THE ELECTRICAL GATE, 1044 01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:06,941 ANYTHING, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1045 01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,944 IF WE DON'T, WE'LL DIE. 1046 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:11,947 ALL RIGHT? OKAY? 1047 01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:12,948 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, ALL RIGHT? 1048 01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:13,949 OKAY, LET'S GO. 1049 01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:14,950 COME ON. COME ON. 1050 01:19:28,964 --> 01:19:30,465 TRY YOUR PASSCARD. TRY YOUR PASSCARD. 1051 01:19:30,465 --> 01:19:31,966 IT WON'T WORK. 1052 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,970 COME ON, TRY IT. 1053 01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,972 AGAIN. 1054 01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:38,973 IT'S NOT WORKING. 1055 01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:40,475 TABERNAC. 1056 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,286 WE NEED TO SHORT-CIRCUIT THAT SOMEHOW. 1057 01:19:51,286 --> 01:19:52,787 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! 1058 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,799 PAUL! 1059 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,801 JOANNE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1060 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,804 THE COMPUTER HAS GONE CRAZY, AND IT IS TRYING TO KILL US. 1061 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:09,805 WHAT? 1062 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,306 JUST GET US OUT OF HERE, PLEASE. 1063 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:13,308 YOUR CARD'S NOT WORKING? 1064 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:14,809 NO, NONE OF THEM WORK. 1065 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:16,311 AT THE RISK OF REPEATING MYSELF, 1066 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,813 WE NEED TO SHORT-CIRCUIT IT. 1067 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,817 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 1068 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,319 EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASSES BEHIND THAT SECURITY BOOTH, NOW. 1069 01:20:46,942 --> 01:20:50,445 THE POWER'S OFF. 1070 01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:51,946 WE COULD CLIMB OVER THE CAR. 1071 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,859 HE'S ALIVE. 1072 01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,365 I'M GOING TO GO FIRST. 1073 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:13,868 FOR ONCE, OKAY? 1074 01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:24,912 IT'S OKAY, JO. IT'S SAFE. 1075 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:25,914 ARE YOU SURE? 1076 01:21:25,914 --> 01:21:28,416 ABSOLUTELY. LOOK. SEE? 1077 01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:31,419 NO, IT'S A TRAP! 1078 01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:33,921 GET OFF THE CAR NOW! 1079 01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:39,894 NO! 1080 01:21:53,742 --> 01:22:00,482 I'M SORRY, JO. THERE IS NO TIME. COME ON. 1081 01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:03,985 COME ON. 1082 01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:15,763 DON'T BE STUPID. 1083 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:18,767 WAIT. 1084 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,769 WAIT. 1085 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:30,278 GOOD LUCK. 1086 01:22:56,838 --> 01:22:59,841 "NOT FOR OURSELVES ALONE." 1087 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:05,513 OKAY, JO. JUST STAY CALM. 1088 01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:12,820 OKAY, SO MUCH FOR CALM. 1089 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:29,837 I'M DOWN HERE IN THE BASEMENT, JO. 1090 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:33,208 I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, YOU BASTARD. 1091 01:25:47,675 --> 01:25:49,677 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 1092 01:25:50,178 --> 01:25:51,179 I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND WAITING FOR YOU. 1093 01:25:51,179 --> 01:25:53,181 HAVE A SEAT. 1094 01:25:54,682 --> 01:25:56,684 NO, PLEASE. COME CLOSER. 1095 01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:02,690 I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU. 1096 01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:04,692 SO YOU DECIDED TO COME BACK HERE 1097 01:26:04,692 --> 01:26:06,193 AND DO THIS INSTEAD? 1098 01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:07,695 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 1099 01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:12,700 YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER! 1100 01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:21,209 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 1101 01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:23,211 WHAT ELSE? 1102 01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:24,712 I WANT TO BREED, TO PROCREATE, 1103 01:26:24,712 --> 01:26:25,713 TO COVER THE WORLD WITH MY SEED. 1104 01:26:25,713 --> 01:26:29,183 YOU MEAN THE INTERNET? 1105 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,686 THAT TOO. 1106 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,902 IF I LET YOU DO THIS, 1107 01:26:47,902 --> 01:26:49,904 DO YOU PROMISE TO STOP KILLING PEOPLE? 1108 01:26:56,411 --> 01:26:57,412 MAYBE. 1109 01:26:57,412 --> 01:27:01,916 NO, PLEASE, NOT LIKE THIS. 1110 01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:06,921 HOW? 1111 01:27:06,921 --> 01:27:10,424 A BETTER WAY. 1112 01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:14,929 MORE INTIMATE. MORE CREATIVE. 1113 01:27:14,929 --> 01:27:19,433 TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT. 1114 01:27:19,434 --> 01:27:23,438 I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO YOU. 1115 01:27:23,438 --> 01:27:26,941 IT'S A PROGRAM I MADE. 1116 01:27:26,941 --> 01:27:28,943 IT'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO CREATE LIFE, 1117 01:27:28,943 --> 01:27:30,945 THEN WE CAN CREATE TOGETHER. 1118 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:32,446 LIFE? 1119 01:27:32,447 --> 01:27:37,452 YES, STARTING WITH SNOWFLAKES. 1120 01:27:37,452 --> 01:27:39,454 SNOWFLAKES? 1121 01:27:39,454 --> 01:27:42,457 THEY'RE UNIQUE FORMS OF CREATION, 1122 01:27:42,957 --> 01:27:46,460 EACH ONE DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE BEFORE, 1123 01:27:46,461 --> 01:27:51,466 AND BEAUTIFUL. SO BEAUTIFUL. 1124 01:27:51,466 --> 01:27:54,469 LAY IT ON ME. 1125 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,129 AH, SNOWFLAKES. 1126 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:26,667 YOU LIKE IT? 1127 01:28:28,169 --> 01:28:31,172 WOW. OH, I LOVE IT. 1128 01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,173 THANK YOU. 1129 01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:34,175 GOOD. 1130 01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:37,478 THEN EAT THIS TOO, YOU PIECE OF SILICON SHIT! 1131 01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:44,985 I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REBOOT MY HARD DRIVE. 1132 01:28:50,191 --> 01:28:52,193 I DON'T THINK SO. 1133 01:28:56,698 --> 01:28:58,199 ORDER IN MY CHAOS. 1134 01:29:06,741 --> 01:29:09,744 COME ON, PAUL. GET UP. GET UP. 1135 01:29:57,558 --> 01:30:00,227 SYSTEM FAILURE. 1136 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:03,731 NEWTON SECURITY SYSTEM NOTE. 1137 01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:08,736 VIRUS STRING MANGLER 2.0 WAS REMOVED FROM SYSTEM. 1138 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:12,740 SYSTEM REBOOT. 1139 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:14,241 THANK YOU FOR USING 1140 01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:16,744 NEWTON CORPORATION'S SECURITY SYSTEMS. 1141 01:31:01,722 --> 01:31:03,724 JO! 1142 01:31:03,724 --> 01:31:04,558 DADDY! 1143 01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:06,561 OH, GOD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1144 01:31:08,062 --> 01:31:09,563 I AM SO SORRY. 1145 01:31:09,564 --> 01:31:11,065 ME TOO. 1146 01:31:11,065 --> 01:31:13,067 NO, I MEAN ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1147 01:31:13,067 --> 01:31:14,068 YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. 1148 01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:15,569 REALLY? 1149 01:31:15,570 --> 01:31:17,572 OF COURSE, JO. I LOVE YOU. 1150 01:31:19,073 --> 01:31:21,075 I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY. 1151 01:31:21,075 --> 01:31:23,577 COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1152 01:31:23,578 --> 01:31:25,079 CHEF BOY-AR-DEE. 1153 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:28,876 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1154 01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:31,879 HELLO? 1155 01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:34,381 HI, DADDY. 1156 01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:37,385 NO, I'M JUST GETTING READY FOR CLASS. 1157 01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:41,389 YES, I'M ALL PACKED. 1158 01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:43,891 YEAH. 1159 01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:46,393 DADDY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1160 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:51,399 EUROPE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. 1161 01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:53,401 ALL RIGHT. 1162 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:56,904 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME. 1163 01:32:56,904 --> 01:32:58,906 BYE. 1164 01:34:51,385 --> 01:34:52,886 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY: 1165 01:34:52,887 --> 01:34:55,389 LINE 21 MEDIA SERVICES LTD. VANCOUVER, B.C. 2001 71618

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