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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,717 (typing) 2 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,921 (sighs) 3 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,524 Whatever. 4 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,927 (computer chimes) 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,530 (printer whirring) 6 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:50,050 (whirring) 7 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,097 So long, girl next door. 8 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,504 (doorbell rings) 9 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,542 Mom. What are you doing here? 10 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,976 Oh, Kristen said you were blue, 11 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,945 so Mommy's come to make it all better. 12 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,318 I-I appreciate your concern, 13 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,887 but I-I just want to be alone. 14 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,590 No, you want to be with Wilfred. 15 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,429 You know, some people believe that animals choose us. 16 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,065 They come into our lives when we desperately need them, 17 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,668 and they help us find our way to happiness. 18 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,604 And when they die, they're not really gone. 19 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,340 They just... move on to someone else. 20 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,843 Where did you hear that? 21 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,512 I don't know. 22 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,981 It's-it's just a silly idea. 23 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,983 I don't... I don't believe it anymore. 24 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,518 Anymore? 25 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,354 Maybe you do need some alone time. 26 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:03,624 I'm gonna let you grieve in peace. 27 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,926 Did you ever find my baby pictures? 28 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,028 Oh, shoot, I forgot to look for them. 29 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,863 I'll-I'll... I'll go do that right now. 30 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,966 You don't have any. 31 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,702 That's why I've never seen them. 32 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,704 Why are you lying? 33 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,740 Lying? Oh, honestly, Ryan. 34 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:24,378 I know about The Flock of the Grey Shepherd. 35 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,156 There was a time 36 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,860 when your father and I were very happy together. 37 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,629 So, what happened? 38 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,964 Kristen. 39 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,033 I mean, it's not her fault, 40 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,035 but now we had a family, 41 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,404 and he felt like he needed to grow his practice, 42 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:53,541 and he needed me to be a lawyer's wife. 43 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:58,178 I tried, but I never fit in. 44 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,648 Henry and I started to fight. 45 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,417 I was so miserable, I just wanted out. 46 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,686 So you joined a cult? 47 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,087 It wasn't a cult. 48 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,056 At-at least not at first. 49 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,892 When I met Charles, he was just this amazing man 50 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,562 who listened to me. 51 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:18,566 (crying): He said he could help me find... 52 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:22,035 unimaginable happiness. 53 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,740 And I wanted that so badly. 54 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,010 So I took Kristen, 55 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,980 and we joined Charles' community. 56 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,117 (sighs heavily) 57 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,421 We were there for three years. 58 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,393 Three years? 59 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,663 But how did you and Dad have me? 60 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,604 Dad isn't my father. 61 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,071 Jesus, Mom! 62 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:00,541 I was in love. I made a mistake. 63 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,277 I-I'm crazy! We all know this! 64 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,579 (sniffles) 65 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,115 Charles started to have revelations. 66 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,751 He said ancient gods spoke to him. 67 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:14,822 He said a dog god would appear to a Chosen One 68 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,490 and would then lead him to happiness, 69 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,059 and then that Chosen One would be a prophet. 70 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,229 He started having these bizarre fertility rituals. 71 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,334 We were all drunk on mescal and dandelion wine. 72 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,670 He called them "feasts of carnality." 73 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,840 And then, when you were born, Charles said 74 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,075 you were the one we'd been waiting for. 75 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,577 The Chosen One. 76 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,612 He said you needed to be protected, 77 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,682 and he even started to restrict my access to you. 78 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,518 I was scared. He wouldn't let us go. 79 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,320 I wrote to Henry. 80 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,357 He went to the police, and Charles was arrested. 81 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:52,593 The community was abandoned, and Henry... 82 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,295 he insisted on adopting you. 83 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,764 (sniffles) 84 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,332 He even agreed to represent Charles 85 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,033 on his tax evasion charges 86 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,737 if he'd renounce all parental claims to you. 87 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,775 Charles died in prison. 88 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:12,279 Henry never wanted you to know about him. 89 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,383 He forgave me, but I... 90 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,818 couldn't forgive myself. 91 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,253 I had to go. 92 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,360 Am I boring you? 93 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,562 What? 94 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,198 Um... no. 95 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,471 Uh... I need to lie down. 96 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,872 Do you hate me? 97 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,173 Of course not, Mom. 98 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,476 I'm just glad I know the truth. 99 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,911 Every mother 100 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,146 thinks her son is special, but you really are. 101 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,415 (sniffles) 102 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,349 Even though you're not a prophet. 103 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,718 (chuckles softly) 104 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,554 (Catherine sniffles) 105 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:11,071 WILFRED (echoing): Hey, Ryan. 106 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,841 (sighs) 107 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,876 Wilfred? 108 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,446 (echoing): Over here, mate. 109 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:24,284 (laughs) You look like shit. 110 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,920 We can talk later. 111 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,858 (water gurgling) 112 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,427 How...? 113 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,229 What? 114 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,635 (echoing): Lights out, Ryan. 115 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,445 (bird chirping) 116 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,255 (sighs) 117 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,761 (sighs) 118 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,000 Good morning. 119 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,835 Or should I say, good afternoon? 120 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,670 That was quite a nap you took. 121 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,438 But... you were dead. 122 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,273 I-I thought I'd never see you again. 123 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,275 Yeah, 'cause you thought all that stuff 124 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,612 about me being a god was a crock of shit. 125 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,914 Now do you believe? 126 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,149 You really are Mataman? Well, I'm not 127 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,118 Jesus Christ, and as far as I know, 128 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,486 he was the only other dude 129 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,755 who managed to pull off a resurrection. 130 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,790 Speaking of god tricks, check this out. 131 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,829 Ah. 132 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,364 Like to see Jesus do that. 133 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,799 So it's true. 134 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,201 I'm the Chosen One. 135 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,337 Which means I'm not crazy. 136 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,872 It's all real! 137 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:55,475 I'm not crazy, Wilf... Ah, gross. 138 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,846 I wasn't dead for long-- 139 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,281 barely enough time to see a few old friends. 140 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,883 Dennis, of course. 141 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,685 I looked around for Jellybeans, 142 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,987 but apparently they already sent him back as a dolphin, 143 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,456 which, when you think about it, totally makes sense. 144 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,058 Ryan? 145 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,426 So sorry about Wilfred. 146 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,897 Thanks, Margot. 147 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,332 (clicks tongue) 148 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,702 So, you're a ghost? 149 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,571 Not exactly. 150 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,505 I'm between host bodies. 151 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,341 I need to move on to my next Chosen One. 152 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,210 His name is Nazeem, 153 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,346 which should be, you know, interesting. 154 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,483 Anyway, Nazeem doesn't bottom out till Thursday, 155 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,319 so I thought I'd stop by and do a victory lap. 156 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,589 So, you came to bask in the happiness 157 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,390 that you brought me and Jenna? 158 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,692 Exactly. 159 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,326 Where is she, by the way? 160 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,828 Wisconsin with Drew. 161 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,698 Ah-ha. Good one. Seriously. 162 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,532 Seriously. She dumped me. 163 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,068 She can't do that to me! 164 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,670 To you? 165 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,907 Ryan, it was my godly duty to lead you to happiness. 166 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,541 She's screwed up everything! 167 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,176 Don't be so hard on yourself. 168 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,912 I don't think I'm capable of being happy. 169 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,914 Bullshit! I just... 170 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,082 I just made a miscalculation with Jenna. 171 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,284 Ah, yeah, yeah. Ah. 172 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,453 All right, okay. 173 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,423 Happiness. Ryan. 174 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,558 Come on, Mataman, you can do this. 175 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,360 (sighs) 176 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,896 What would make Ryan happy? 177 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,398 Got it. Got what? 178 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,301 Ryan, I'm gonna lead you to happiness right now. 179 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,203 Let's go get your car. 180 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,371 We're driving to happiness? 181 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,906 We've been driving for hours. 182 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,541 We're close, mate. 183 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,979 Happiness is very, very, very close. 184 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,480 (scoffs) 185 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,716 What-What's that? That derisive grunt? 186 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,251 What-what does that mean? 187 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,119 You're a god, right? 188 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,921 Well, I did rise from the dead, yeah. 189 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,623 Well, then, I guess you should know what that means. 190 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,958 It doesn't work that way. 191 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,225 It doesn't work at all. 192 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,727 I mean, if you're a god, 193 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,262 why didn't you know the truth about my father? 194 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,897 You didn't even know you were a god. 195 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,298 Admit it, you have no idea where we're going. 196 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,168 Yes, I do. I just can't tell you. 197 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,671 Because you don't know. Oh, I know! 198 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,273 Bullshit! 199 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,143 Something's not right. 200 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,445 Ryan, 201 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,347 you have to trust me. If you want me 202 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,616 to trust you, why won't you tell me where we're going?! 203 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,351 It's called dramatic effect! 204 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,753 Seriously?! 205 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,254 I've had enough of this shit! 206 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,824 Tell me right now-- where are we going? 207 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,130 We're here. 208 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,038 I know this place. 209 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,818 Look familiar, mate? 210 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:58,325 Wilfred... what's inside? 211 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,496 MAN: Stop right there. 212 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,600 Turn around then, nice and slow. 213 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,778 Uh... 214 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:54,547 my-my car broke down, and my-my cell phone's dead, 215 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,550 so I was just... looking for a phone. 216 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,200 Sorry about the shotgun. 217 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,803 This far out of town, you can't be too careful. 218 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,637 I understand. 219 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,974 I'll just use your phone and be on my way. 220 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,442 Okay, then. 221 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,778 Come on, Krunny. 222 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,980 Let's give the man some privacy. 223 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:40,060 Yeah. Hi, is this the auto club? 224 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,430 Yeah, my car broke down on route... 225 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,656 Hello, Ryan. 226 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,861 I always hoped you'd come looking for me. 227 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,200 You know, that was the first baby picture 228 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,669 of myself I'd ever seen. 229 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,705 Well, I got a few more I can show you. 230 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,077 (keys jingling) 231 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,281 That's my mom. And Kristen. 232 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,516 When I first met her, she was so 233 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,718 deeply unhappy. 234 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,888 I wanted to save her. 235 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,824 These were some of the community elders. 236 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,459 The Native American guy-- 237 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,727 that's Bill. 238 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,330 Grew the best weed in California. 239 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,798 And, uh, Theo-- 240 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,034 he was our historian. 241 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,037 Took most of the pictures you see in this book. 242 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,072 And Evan-- 243 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,375 he was our liaison with the outside world. 244 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,881 Bruce? 245 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,517 No, that's Shane. 246 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,920 He always played the evil god in our rituals. 247 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,088 Krungel. 248 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,091 Right. 249 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,227 He always was a troublemaker and he still is. 250 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,695 He's been putting the squeeze on your dad, 251 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,931 threatening to tell you 252 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,365 all about me 253 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,400 if your dad doesn't keep paying him off. 254 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:31,304 That cat is finally out of the bag. 255 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,214 Who is that guy? 256 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,615 That's Richard. 257 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,552 He always played the good god, Mataman. 258 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,121 A real prick. 259 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,423 Nobody liked him. Very preachy, 260 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,060 always telling other people how to live their lives. 261 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,968 That's you and me? 262 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,802 When I signed the papers 263 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,905 giving up all rights to you, 264 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,841 I asked your dad if I could see you one last time. 265 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,045 That's it. 266 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,981 Your dad... 267 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,917 is a good, good man. 268 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,088 He was killed in a car accident. 269 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,456 Oh, I'm so sorry. 270 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:28,095 I didn't even know about you until this morning. 271 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,631 My mom said you died in prison. 272 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,601 That's what I wanted Henry to tell her. 273 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,471 I figured if she thought I was dead, 274 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,074 she'd really get on with her life. 275 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,011 I didn't want her clinging to some 276 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,846 fantasy love affair with some crazy man. 277 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,682 You don't seem crazy. 278 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,085 (chuckles softly) Son... 279 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,087 I'm all kinds of nuts. 280 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,956 The only thing that keeps me from bouncing off padded walls 281 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:00,227 is... I've discovered the one true god. 282 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,265 And I take half a dozen pharmaceuticals. 283 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,835 These days, the craziest thing I do 284 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,439 is talk to my dog. 285 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,575 Does he ever talk back? 286 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,211 Not for a long, long time. 287 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,480 And for that, I am grateful. 288 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,450 So... 289 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,885 The Flock of the Grey Shepherd? 290 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,320 (sighs) 291 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,622 I wasn't trying to fool anybody. 292 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,526 I believed all that crazy shit I was saying. 293 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,163 Your mom did me a favor by getting Henry involved. 294 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,331 He saved me from myself. 295 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,337 So... 296 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,407 I'm not the Chosen One? 297 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,742 CHARLES: There is no Chosen One. 298 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,744 There's no dog god. 299 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,347 I just made all that up. 300 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,918 All just the insane creation of a very sick mind. 301 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,522 (Ryan and Wilfred laughing) 302 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,657 (indistinct, rapid chatter) 303 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,726 (distorted laugh) 304 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,198 (distorted laugh) 305 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:15,202 (distorted): What... Is this your shock collar? 306 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,071 (buzzing) Aah! 307 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,106 Wilfred, stop! 308 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,242 (gurgling) 309 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,410 (panting) 310 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,378 Goddamn it, Wilfred. 311 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,581 WILFRED: Well? 312 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,117 Get away from me. 313 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,185 Okay, you're upset. You want to tell me why? 314 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,953 You're not real. None of this is real. 315 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,955 That's ridiculous. Can you hear yourself talking? 316 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,624 Just stay the hell away from me! 317 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,527 Well, you can't just leave me here. 318 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,063 Ryan! Ryan! 319 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,367 Ryan. 320 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,035 Wait. 321 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,370 Let's talk about this. 322 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,938 Ryan! 323 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,107 Ryan! 324 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,817 WILFRED: You little shit! 325 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,420 It took me all night to walk home! 326 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,722 My pads are bloody stumps. 327 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,459 Oh, what, you're gonna ignore me, now? 328 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,627 Really? 329 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,231 You gonna ignore this?! 330 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,800 He's not real. He's not real. 331 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,704 (engine starts) He's not real. He's not real. 332 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,609 Shit. 333 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,480 Morning, Ryan. 334 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,692 WILFRED: Excuse me, miss? 335 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,460 Miss? 336 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,497 I-I've been waiting here patiently for about a week now. 337 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,165 I'm here to see Ryan Newman. 338 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,933 I just need five minutes of his time. 339 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,069 Okay, okay, I'll wait. 340 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,112 Ryan. 341 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,648 Please. 342 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,554 Ryan! 343 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,189 It's me, Wilfred! 344 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,790 Ryan! 345 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,693 Ryan! Ryan! 346 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,895 Ryan! 347 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,571 KRISTEN: Ryan? 348 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,241 Sorry. You were saying? 349 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,509 Things are going really well for me at the clinic. 350 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,479 It's weird, I spent years bringing babies into this world 351 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,148 and I was miserable, and now that I'm doing... 352 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,418 you know, the opposite, it's really fulfilling. 353 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,086 That is weird. 354 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,988 What I'm saying is, I know how tough it is 355 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,257 to be a single mom. 356 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,858 And even though I'm great at it, 357 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,826 it's not the right choice for everyone. 358 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,495 I'm helping these women 359 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,930 at the most difficult time in their lives. 360 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,567 Well, that does sound rewarding. It is. 361 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,435 These women need me. 362 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,170 Because, you know, 363 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,539 not everybody is lucky enough to have a brother like you 364 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,375 to help them get their shit together. 365 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,212 Thank you. 366 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,748 I'm glad you're happy. 367 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,284 I wish you were. 368 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,885 I'm okay. Yeah? 369 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,387 I mean, I'm not unhappy. 370 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,689 I'm just... normal. 371 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,956 That's not good enough, Ryan. 372 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,426 Everybody deserves happiness. 373 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,495 What would make you happy? 374 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,072 Excuse me. 375 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,342 (laughs): Where are you going? 376 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,585 Wilfred? 377 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,622 Wilfred. 378 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,641 I miss you, Wilfred. 379 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,677 Without you, my life is so ordinary 380 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,280 and flat and dull. 381 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,916 I need to know that you're still here. 382 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,354 Please, just give me a sign to let me know that... 383 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,955 (sniffs) 384 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,324 Oh, God. 385 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,925 Wilfred. 386 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,861 That'd be right, blame the dog. 387 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,829 Oh, thank God. 388 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,598 Ever since you've been gone, 389 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,299 I-I feel like I've been holding my breath. 390 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,369 Well, if that trouser cough is any indication, 391 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,803 I can understand why. 392 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,338 You know that's all you, right? 393 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,807 I do now. 394 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,143 Wilfred, I want you to stay, but... 395 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,680 we can't go back to the way things were. 396 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,015 You mean, I tell you the right thing to do, you ignore me, 397 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,317 so I make your life a living hell until you have no choice 398 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,087 but to do the thing I told you to do in the first place? 399 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,990 Basically, yeah. 400 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,559 Maybe you could pay attention to the wisdom 401 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,327 your best mate has to offer. 402 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,029 Okay. 403 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,665 And maybe, sometimes, if I need you to lay low... 404 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,902 More nap time for me; I'm not gonna argue with that. 405 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,009 Man, I'm busting for a piss. I haven't had a walk 406 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,478 for, like, five weeks. Would you mind if... 407 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,880 Okay. Let me grab a sweatshirt. Grab your sweatshirt, yeah. 408 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,033 Huh. 409 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,406 So, where do you go when you're not around? 410 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,742 I just hang out in your head. 411 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,945 You know, sometimes I'll check out your hippocampus, 412 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,513 see what I can find. 413 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,950 Uh, for example, I just ran across that incident 414 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,585 when you walked in on your Uncle Larry. 415 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,087 Yikes. What incident? 416 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,189 You know, when you were six and you walked in 417 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,091 and he turned around, but it was too late 418 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,626 because he was already there. 419 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,127 Already where? 420 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,796 There. 421 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,364 Oh, shit. 422 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,299 You repressed that. 423 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,734 My bad. Whoops. 424 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,302 Wait, what are you talking about? 425 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,505 Oh, nothing, I just made all that up. 426 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,444 Oh, God. 427 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:35,281 Sorry, mate, I can't put that one back where I found it. 428 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,651 Ugh. 429 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,553 So my iPod wasn't stolen? 430 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,888 Nope, nope. 431 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,724 You set it down on the men's room counter 432 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,793 at The Bungalow when you were washing your hands 433 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,828 and you just forgot about it. 434 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,130 I-I just left it there? I don't remember doing that. 435 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,500 You may not remember it, but that's what happened. 436 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,603 Trust me. It's all in there. 437 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,505 Huh. 438 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,673 Who did I loan my Polanski box set to? 439 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,942 Jamie Fowler. Jamie Fowler. 440 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,144 Of course. 441 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,482 What's that? 442 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:13,285 I think that's a question you can answer for yourself. 443 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,488 * 444 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,851 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 29956

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