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It's horrible, Ryan.
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Wilfred can't even
walk up or down stairs.
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I have to carry him
in and out any time
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he has to go
to the bathroom.
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He has a checkup today.
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I feel like everyone
at the vet
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is judging me.
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Jenna, it was an accident.
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Everybody knows how
much you love Wilfred.
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WILFRED:
Ho, ho,
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shit, three-legged dog
is in the house!
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Look how sad he is.
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He's been sulking
like that for weeks.
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It just kills me
to see him like this.
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Hey,
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why don't I take
him for a walk?
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Maybe that'll cheer him up.
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And, if you want, I can take him
to the checkup, too.
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You don't have to do that.
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It's not a problem.
Really?
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Thanks, Ryan.
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Yeah.
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Ryan and Big Stump
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going to the
vet together!
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I'm telling you, Ryan,
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being a three-legged dog
is the shit.
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Good for you.
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Why aren't you
happier for me?
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Oh, I feel bad for Jenna.
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She's never gonna
forgive herself
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for what happened to you.
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And it's not like I can
tell her that
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being a three-legged dog
is the shit.
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Well, what are you
gonna do, then?
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What can I do?
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Think she's gonna have to
get through this herself.
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Just gonna keep
my distance.
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Uh, Ryan.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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(sighs)
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(grunts)
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Sounds to me like you're afraid.
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Afraid of what?
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Ryan, if you care
about Jenna...
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Just drop it, okay?
It's not happening.
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Fine. Be a pussy.
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Keep your true feelings
to yourself.
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You're acting like
it's my fault.
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She kissed me
and pushed me away.
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(clears his throat)
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(Ryan groans loudly)
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(panting)
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Wilfred, I can't
keep doing this.
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Stop being so dramatic.
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I only weigh 38 pounds.
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Oh, did I say something funny,
Bear?
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Yeah, I'm not the one
sucking in my cheeks
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every time I look in the mirror.
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That's not the face the rest
of the world sees, Bear.
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You're a very heavyset
individual.
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Uh, you're gonna
have to learn
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to navigate the
stairs by yourself.
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Uh, I don't think so.
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That's what being
a three-legged dog is all about.
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Being waited upon.
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(water gurgling)
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(clears his throat,
coughs loudly)
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(coughing)
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What about Jenna?
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If you weren't
so helpless,
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maybe she wouldn't
feel so guilty.
(sighs)
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Imagine the big smile on
her face when she can see
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that you can climb the
stairs all by yourself.
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Wait a minute.
This isn't about Jenna's smile.
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This is about you not
being able to carry 38 pounds.
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You weigh a lot
more than 38 pounds.
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How dare you!
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Maybe you're the one
who's afraid.
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I'm not afraid of anything.
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Well, then, prove it.
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Climb up the stairs.
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Fine.
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I shall.
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What are you waiting for?
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I'm-I'm just thinking
of, uh, you know,
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the list of stuff I've got
to do today, and just...
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Come on, do it for Jenna.
Ryan.
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Ryan, put me down!
Put me down!
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Screw Jenna. I don't...
I don't care about her.
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Get me down, Ryan!
Get me down!
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Oh.
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(panting)
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Okay, now pick me up.
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It's time to
go to the vet.
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(grunts)
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Wilfred seems to be
in good spirits.
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Yeah, other
than climbing up stairs,
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he's adjusting really well.
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Give him time.
He'll get there.
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The good news is,
his wound has healed nicely.
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Oh. That's great.
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There is one other thing,
though.
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I saw something unusual
on Wilfred's X ray.
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It appears that
Wilfred has a mass.
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It's probably nothing--
most of these things are--
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but I'd like to run some tests
to be sure.
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Of course.
So, I'll be back to
take a tissue sample,
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and we'll have the results
in a couple of days.
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Should we be worried?
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I wouldn't be.
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It's very rare for a dog
to have lung cancer.
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Wilfred, calm down.
Calm down?
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I'm dying of lung cancer.
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And it's all your fault!
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You blowing all that
secondhand smoke in my face.
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Let's not overreact.
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The vet said
it was probably nothing.
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And, for the record,
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you've inhaled plenty
of firsthand smoke, too.
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Oh.
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(phone buzzes)
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It's Jenna.
Oh, my God.
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Uh... hey.
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Um, the-the checkup?
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Uh, uh, it went...
it went great.
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Great? I have a
lump in my lung.
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Yeah, yeah, there was no charge
for the follow-up.
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Yeah, the-the vet said that
his wound healed up perfectly,
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and-and he's as good as new.
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Tell her!
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She needs to know my lung
may have breast cancer.
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Yeah, yeah. See you later.
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What the hell was that?
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She was already upset
about your arm.
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Why give her something more
to worry about?
Yeah.
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Why give her a reason
to turn to you for comfort?
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That's "sca-wy."
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That has nothing to do with it.
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Why would I tell her
you have lung cancer
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when we don't even know
if you do?
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Oh, fine.
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(sighs deeply)
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But there is someone
who needs to know the truth.
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Bear doesn't deal well
with bad news.
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I really think
you should tell Bear.
I can't.
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Bear will never believe
it coming from me.
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I used the terminal
cancer excuse last year
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to get out of spending the high
holidays with Bear's family.
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That reminds me. Don't call me
Wilfred in front of Bear.
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I'm his emotionally available
twin brother, Todd.
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Wilfred died of leukemia
just before Yom Kippur.
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Fine.
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Bear, there's something
I need to tell you.
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We went to the vet
earlier today, and
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it looks like
Wilfred...
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Bup, bup.
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Sorry. Todd
has a tumor.
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But the vet said it
was probably nothing,
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so there's not really
anything to worry about.
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Ryan's being kind.
I'm going to die.
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Probably tomorrow.
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Maybe even later today.
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Either way,
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I'm not going
to be able to make it
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to your high school reunion
this weekend.
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Oh, Bear, no. Don't.
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What did I tell you?
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Don't just stand there.
Comfort Bear.
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Wilfred...
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Ryan.
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(sighs)
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There, there, Bear.
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There, there.
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What are you doing?
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Writing my bucket list.
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Wilfred...
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I know what
you're gonna say.
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But if I don't get a
jump on these things,
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and it turns out
I do have cancer,
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I'll never have time
to get them all done.
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As it is, it's unlikely.
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Some of these things could
take years to complete.
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Like what?
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Oh, like... finally
catching my tail.
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How am I going to build
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a teleoperated android
of myself so lifelike,
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it fools my tail
into following it,
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and a plutonium-powered,
motion-activated guillotine
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that's small enough to
install in the android's
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hind quarters, but large
enough to terminate the tail
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when it's within
striking range?
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Holy shit!
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Ryan, do you realize
what you've just done?
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You saved me
trillions of dollars
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in research
and development.
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Also, you've
given me an idea.
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With your help,
I may be able
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to accomplish everything
on the list after all.
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Wilfred, we have plenty of time.
Ryan, please.
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Will you help me or not?
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Okay.
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If it'll make you feel better.
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(saw buzzing)
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Hey.
(grunts)
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(yells)
(grunts)
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(siren blaring)
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(howling)
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Come on, we're almost done.
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You said you'd help me
finish my list.
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I know, but grave-robbing
is a crime.
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Dennis and I had an agreement
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before he died
of alcohol poisoning.
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I can have his bones as long
as I promise not to use them
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as a Flintstones-style
xylophone.
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I know.
Like I'm not gonna do that.
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He shouldn't have put
that idea in my head.
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Hey, Ryan.
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Jenna, hi.
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Uh, what-what are you
doing home so early?
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Uh, some idiot
called a bomb threat
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into the station,
so they sent us all home.
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Bomb threat?
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Yeah, that was me.
I e-mailed it in.
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A bomb threat was
on my bucket list.
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So, what are you up to?
Oh, uh,
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we're just going
for a long walk.
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You think
Wilfred can handle that?
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A fake walk? Yeah,
I think I can handle that.
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Oh, yeah,
he'll-he'll be fine.
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Sounds like fun.
Can I join you?
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Uh... yeah, sure.
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Um, how's she gonna come
on a fake walk?
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Do you think
Wilfred's okay?
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Maybe he could
use a rest.
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Just give me a chance
to cool off.
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(panting)
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Oh, great.
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Now I need a sweater.
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How have you been?
I mean...
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you know,
with your dad.
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I miss him,
but it's getting easier.
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How-how are you
holding up?
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(sighs): Better.
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Although my mom is not
handling things so well.
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She just loves Drew, and she's
blaming me for everything.
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Sorry.
Me, too.
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I had to set
some boundaries,
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which I think was the
right thing to do.
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Actually, I have you
to thank for that.
Me?
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The, the way you stood
your ground with your dad,
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it... inspired me.
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(laughs): I'm glad
all those years of trauma
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are good for something.
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*
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(soft groan)
I swear, my back
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is gonna give out
one of these days.
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Actually, I think Wilfred
can do it on his own.
258
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,041
We've been practicing
at my house.
259
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,876
He's been
making progress.
Really?
260
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,144
Come on, Wilfred,
let's show Jenna.
261
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,512
Oh, no, thanks, I'm cool.
262
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,680
If you don't mind.
263
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,181
Come on.
264
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,883
Fine, fine!
265
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,820
But only for Jenna.
266
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,722
(low grunt)
267
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,156
There you go.
Look how easy
Wow!
268
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,325
that was.
Oh, yeah.
That wasn't so bad.
269
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,460
(grunts, pants)
270
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,562
That's it.
You're doing it!
I am, aren't I?
271
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,998
Okay, now do the last
one on your own.
272
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,735
(gasping):
R-Ryan! No!
273
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,903
Help! I'm gonna die!
274
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,404
I'm dying!
(running in place)
275
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,373
Okay, I think that's
enough for today.
276
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,715
Wilfred looks tired.
Yeah,
277
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,683
but he looks happy.
278
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,185
Thanks for today.
279
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,520
I had a great time, too.
280
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,194
(soft gasp)
You know, I'm-I'm pretty tired.
281
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,163
Uh, yeah, me, too.
282
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,464
I'll clean up.
283
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,067
A-And listen,
284
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,402
I know this may
sound weird, but...
285
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,739
I feel like Wilfred's getting
used to having three legs.
286
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,041
I mean, he seems to be...
"Tumor biopsy"?
287
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,744
Jenna.
288
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,045
What's going on?
No,
289
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,580
it's not as bad
as it sounds.
290
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,282
The vet said it's
probably nothing.
291
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,017
The biopsy is
just a precaution.
292
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,886
Oh, my God.
293
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,924
Why would you keep something
this important from me?
294
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,894
Well, you-you were
so upset about his
arm-- I-I mean, leg.
295
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,196
Oh, so now you make
the decisions about
what I can handle?!
296
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,731
It's not like that.
Okay, you know what?
I don't want to hear it!
297
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,033
I have to call the vet.
298
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,635
Wilfred? Come on,
Wilfred, let's go.
299
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,572
*
300
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,915
(quietly): Ryan? Ryan!
Jenna's still asleep.
301
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,482
We've got to move fast
302
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,752
if we want to finish
this bucket list.
303
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,322
I can't. Jenna's
already so mad at me.
304
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,225
If she catches me with you,
she'll never forgive me.
305
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,060
Ryan, please!
306
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,329
There's only one thing left.
307
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,066
Hey there, little fella.
308
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,801
I'm Wilfred.
309
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,604
And this is my
friend, Bear.
310
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,807
Bear, don't be
shy, please.
311
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:58,912
Bear's been an important part
of my life for a long time.
312
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,814
(sighs): But...
313
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,249
I think...
314
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,618
I-I'm going away now.
315
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,855
So I'm looking for
someone s-special
316
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,324
to... look after
Bear for me.
317
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,126
Do you think...
318
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,495
you could do
that... for me?
319
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,796
(yapping)
320
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,332
You... you will?
321
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,800
(whining)
322
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,836
Well, that's great.
323
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,038
*
324
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,478
Well...
325
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,514
this is it for us, Bear.
326
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,184
Bear... Bear...
327
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,353
Bear, come on.
Don't...
328
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,224
(trembling): Don't make this
any harder than it already is.
329
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,727
(quietly):
Oh, God.
330
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,197
Yeah, I-I know you do.
331
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,966
Me, too.
332
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,069
(soft laugh): Come on,
don't make me say it.
333
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,540
All right.
334
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,545
I love you, too.
335
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,351
(exhales)
336
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,155
(sniffles)
Come on, now.
337
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,357
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
338
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,029
I've never seen that
side of you, Wilfred.
339
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,064
That was beautiful.
340
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,402
That was the hardest thing
I've ever had to do.
341
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,741
I just hope
Bear understands
342
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,977
and doesn't spend
too many years hating me.
343
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,983
Oh, I don't think you
need to worry about that.
344
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,389
WILFRED: Well, I'd better
get back before Jenna wakes up.
345
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,091
How is she?
346
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,525
Not good.
347
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,362
This tumor news has
hit her pretty hard.
348
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,197
I wish I could
do something.
349
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,200
I think I'm the last person
that she wants to see right now.
350
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,402
Do you really think she
doesn't want to see you,
351
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,472
or are you just
looking for an excuse
not to talk to her?
352
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,241
I talk to her
all the time.
No, really talk to her.
353
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,442
Let her into your life.
354
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,611
Hey, I let her in
plenty of times.
355
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,281
She's always the one
to push me away.
Is she?
356
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,749
Or... do you just
never fully commit
357
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,618
because you're afraid
of being rejected?
358
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,754
It's a risk, Ryan--
but how many wonderful
things in life
359
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,292
are you gonna miss out on
because you're afraid?
Afraid?!
360
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,760
You won't even try climbing
a flight of stairs.
361
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:31,398
Typical Wilfred--
"Do as I say, not as I do."
362
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,133
Well, I'm tired
of doing what you say.
363
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,169
Because you say a lot of things
you don't know shit about.
364
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,105
Don't start preaching
to me about courage.
365
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,075
Ryan.
366
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,811
*
367
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,206
Your turn.
368
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,309
I can't.
369
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,178
Come back here.
370
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,513
I'm not through
talking about this.
371
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,116
(panting): Fine.
I'll come after you.
372
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,851
Ryan, come here!
373
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,888
Hey.
374
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,059
Uh, I needed to talk to you,
and the-the door was open.
375
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,860
It's okay.
376
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:37,330
Uh... look, I-I'm
really sorry...
377
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,166
Wilfred's dying.
378
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,134
What?
379
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,870
Dr. Bangachon called.
380
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,638
He has stage 4 cancer.
381
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,508
He... he only has
days to live.
382
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,845
(sobbing)
383
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,084
(continues sobbing)
384
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,639
*
385
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,725
There's something
I need to tell you.
386
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,594
I know. We were both fragile
and caught up in the emotion.
387
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,662
Uh, no.
388
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,866
I love you.
389
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,969
I always have.
390
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,472
And if you don't
feel the same...
391
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,175
that's okay.
392
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,013
I do feel the same.
393
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,985
And I know I've hurt you
in the past,
394
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,221
but that's
not gonna happen this time.
395
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,190
I know what I want now.
396
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,174
Do you think Wilfred knows
he's gonna die?
397
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,214
Wilfred?
398
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,519
Wilfred?
399
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,554
WILFRED:
Down here, mate.
400
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,360
(short laugh)
401
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,703
Uh, when did you start
hanging out under here?
402
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,038
A couple weeks ago.
403
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,174
It's dark and quiet.
404
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,010
I do my best thinking here.
405
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,979
Listen, there's something
I need to tell you.
406
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,150
I don't know how to say this.
407
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,321
You and Jenna had sex.
Yeah, I know.
408
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,323
I can smell her all over you.
409
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:20,159
Are you okay with that?
410
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,530
(deep exhale)
411
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,166
Just tell me one thing.
412
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,737
Did it happen before or after
you found out I was dying?
413
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,076
So you know.
414
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,879
I was pretty sure.
415
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,848
Just had a feeling.
416
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,350
Wilfred, I'm so sorry.
417
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,051
Just answer my question.
418
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,254
Before...
419
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,655
or after?
420
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,756
Well... after.
421
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,024
But it-it's not how it sounds.
422
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,560
We were just so
upset about you.
423
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,194
And we...
424
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,663
It-it just happened.
425
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,697
Please...
426
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,732
don't be mad.
(laughs)
427
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,936
"Mad"?
(laughs)
428
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,507
I'm not mad, Ryan.
429
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,343
I-I don't, I don't understand.
430
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:14,113
I've brought you
and Jenna together.
431
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,083
I led you to happiness.
432
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,019
Don't you see?
433
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,623
This proves it.
434
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,493
Now we know for sure.
435
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,963
I am a god.
436
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,903
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