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Having been Henry's partner
and close friend,
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I hope you trust me
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to be open and honest
about this process.
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We trust you, Lonnie.
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On to the distributions.
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Larry and Sophie, you will
receive 12% of the trust.
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Eight percent will go
to Genevieve
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for her many years
of loyal service.
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I really loved working
for your father.
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The trust will provide for your
mother's mental health expenses.
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The rest will be split evenly
between the two of you
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with the following parameters.
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Kristen's inheritance
will be unrestricted.
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Ryan's
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will be doled out
in annual installments.
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WILFRED:
Wait. That's it?
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So-so, I'm not even
in the will? What?
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Just 'cause he thought
I was the cause
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of his son's disturbing,
insane behavior?
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Let it go, dude!
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LONNIE:
Six percent of the trust has,
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of course, been set aside
for my executor's fee.
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Don't executors who
are friends of the family
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usually wave their fees?
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Managing your father's trust
is gonna take a lot of time,
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time I'm usually
much better compensated for.
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But six percent--
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that's not
even standard.
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Right?
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Ryan, right?
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LONNIE:
If there are
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no further objections,
why don't I explain to you
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how the distributions will work?
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My life is pathetic!
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No inheritance.
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I failed to lead you
to happiness,
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so, clearly,
I'm not a god.
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And worst of all, my owner
takes off to Wisconsin
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and ditches me
with her little
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flat-assed neighbor
for who knows how long.
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I'm kind of busy
right now.
Doing what?
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That guy on the phone
who said his price just doubled?
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He called my dad's partner
a "bitch."
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He had to be talking
about Lonnie.
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Well, he was right
about the bitch part.
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I found a list of her passwords
in her assistant's desk.
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And I've searched everything--
her e-mails, bank accounts.
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I can't find anything
about a $10,000 payoff
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in the last month.
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So, get up off
your flat ass
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and ask her what she
knows about the cult.
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Okay, stop talking about my ass.
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I'll stop talking
about it when you start
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doing some reverse lunges
to build up that ass.
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I want to see a
goddamn shelf
back there!
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Lonnie already lied to me once.
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I just got to lay low
until I have some actual proof.
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Is that why
you left Kristen hanging today
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when she needed your support?
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Yeah, exactly. I didn't want
to get into it with Lonnie.
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Or maybe it's because
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you're just not a
very loyal brother.
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You're gonna lecture me
about loyalty?
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What? I'm very loyal.
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Ask Jenna.
Two seconds ago,
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you were whining about
how she ditched you.
Yeah.
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That doesn't mean I'm gonna
stop being faithful to her.
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It's been two years, seven
months and three days
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since my last slip-up.
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Ryan...
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I'm an addict.
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(sighs)
Jesus.
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I'm addicted
to cuddling.
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(laughs)
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It's a disease, Ryan.
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Years ago, when I was
deep in my addiction,
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I used to break into
old folks' homes.
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Uh, I'd start by just
cuddling with one geriatric.
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Then it was five
geriatrics, ten geriatrics.
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Afterwards, I'd
feel so ashamed.
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But the only thing that
would make me feel better
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about myself was
more cuddling.
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Before I knew it,
I was trolling
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the parking lots outside
Special Olympics events
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looking for some of
that simpleton strange.
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One night, I ended up in a back
alley getting hug-and-rubs
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from two athletes.
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If you're such an addict,
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why don't you ever try
and cuddle with me?
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Do something about that flat
ass, and maybe we'll talk.
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But I'm a lot
better now.
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I'm in a healthy, monogamous
relationship with Jenna.
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I mean, this long distance
thing is gonna be a test, but...
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I'll get through it.
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As long as I have...
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the house dog's
little helper.
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(buzzing)
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Mmm.
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Ah.
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(laughs softly)
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(doorbell rings)
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You'll never believe it!
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Arturo wants full
custody of Joffrey!
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Oh, my God.
What?! Joffrey
can't leave.
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Who's gonna let me
wake them up from naps
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with my unmotivated barking?
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He says
Joffrey needs to be raised
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in a more
"traditional family atmosphere."
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(scoffs)
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I can't even imagine
my life without him.
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(crying):
I'd miss him so much.
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Uh, what are
you doing?
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I wouldn't worry, Kristen.
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Courts typically rule
in favor of the mother.
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Well...
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What?
Um...
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There was this incident
at the mall.
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WILFRED:
I should probably
warn you.
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I'm in a relationship
right now.
And?
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I grabbed the wrong stroller
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and walked away
with a different baby.
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It was an innocent mistake,
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but then, the cops
were called, and
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(moaning)
I'm afraid Arturo's gonna
use it against me.
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I can't do this.
Will you help me?
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I can't do this.
I can't do this.
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Family law isn't really
my expertise.
I know, but
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before I have to hire
some high-priced lawyer
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(crying):
and get into a big
custody battle,
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will you just at least
lean on him a little?
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WILFRED:
Is your finger
where I think it is?
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On your hand with your other
fingers petting my back?
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Oh, you are a freak.
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(Kristen cries)
Fine, I'll help you.
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Really?
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Oh, thank you so much.
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I must look like
a mess right now.
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I'm just... I'm gonna use
your bathroom, okay?
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(Wilfred sighs)
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Whoa. Man, that was
crazy back there.
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Did you see that?
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She was all over me,
and I was just, like,
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"Get up off my cute
bald belly, bitch."
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God, her timing is so annoying.
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I need to focus on figuring out
the connection
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between Lonnie and the cult.
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If I can remain
faithful to Jenna
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in these trying
times, Ryan,
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then I think you can be
there for your sister.
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(footsteps approaching)
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Your water does not get
very hot, does it?
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Oops.
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Joffrey's shoe!
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What if I never get to kiss
his cute little toes again?
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(crying)
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Oh. Stop!
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Please! No!
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You want us
to split holidays?
Well, it's just a place
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to start negotiating from.
I can't imagine
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not having Joffrey around
for all the holidays.
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Makes you just want
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to break down sobbing
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and fondle the softest,
velvetiest thing on earth.
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Like, a dog's
ear perhaps?
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Ugh! What's up
with Wilfred today?
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He's being
such a pest.
Wilfred, get down.
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You're giving him two weekends a
month? Right now, it's just one.
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Ryan, I thought
you were gonna fight for me.
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This is what a
settlement's all about.
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Unless you want to go to court,
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there are gonna have
to be compromises.
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Just don't let him railroad you.
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Arturo's a lying scumbag.
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God, I hate this so much.
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I hate... even entertaining
the possibility
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of losing him.
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Come here.
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Yeah, uh, I'm not here to haggle
over days and weekends, Ryan.
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I'm asking for full custody.
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I know. But I-I assume
that neither of you
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want to go to
court over this.
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Did she tell you
about the mall?
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Yes. But that
was an accident.
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She tell you I found
a Lego man's head
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in Joffrey's stool
last month?
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It still had
a cowboy hat on.
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Uh, well...
I assume that
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Kristen's been
going through a lot
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since your father died--
which I was sorry to hear,
by the way.
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I have no intention
of kicking her while she's down.
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I only want what's best
for Joffrey, Ryan.
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And I know she thinks
I'm a manipulative jerk,
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but let's be honest, she tends
to see the worst in people.
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I-I just
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want to see
my son more.
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What if she gave you weekends?
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All of them?
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Well, that would make
a big difference.
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Although, we were planning
on taking the kids to Spain
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for the summer-- it'd be a shame
if Joffrey couldn't meet
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his grandparents and his
cousins, la gran familia.
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I guess I can
urge Kristen
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to make an exception
for July and August.
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And September.
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Jesus! Is that
my son's pacifier?
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Wilfred!
What?
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Oh! How did that
get there?
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I am so sorry.
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This is what
I'm talking about, Ryan.
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She leaves all of Joffrey's
things lying around.
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You realize my son
sucks on that?
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Not when there's
a pacifier in it.
(groans)
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He just left,
and you're lucky I...
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Okay, I know what
you're thinking,
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but those performers are
over two and half years old.
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They're all legal.
Barely.
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What is wrong with you!
I accidentally
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sat on Joffrey's binky.
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Big deal.
No, you were
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trying to make Kristen
look like a bad mother.
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Why would I do that?
Because if she
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loses custody of Joffrey,
then she'll get depressed
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and lonely and want
to cuddle with you.
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Okay. The truth is...
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when Jenna cuddles me,
she just lies there.
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Kristen gives
that bomb cuddle.
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But don't act like I'm the only
one trying to dick her over.
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I'm trying to help her.
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I just got Arturo
to agree to a compromise,
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in spite of the pacifier
up your ass.
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I overheard you both.
You were hardly putting
up a fight there.
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If he says something
about Kristen
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that's true,
I'm not gonna deny it.
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She's family--
you're supposed
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to defend her,
not resent her.
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I don't resent her!
Ah, so it doesn't
bother you
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that she doesn't have
any restrictions on
her inheritance?
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Or that your dad clearly
trusted her more than you?
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Don't turn this around on me.
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The truth is,
your little "addiction"
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is getting
out of control.
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I'm not listening
to this bullshit.
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Wilfred... Wilfred,
this has to stop!
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I don't have a
problem, okay?
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My addiction is
totally under control!
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What's this?
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Bear,
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I thought you were in
Iceland until the 15th.
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00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,734
An intervention?
250
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,070
Uh, and so...
251
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,638
you're the
interventionist?
252
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,173
(chuckles):
What's that?
253
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,741
All right, you haven't cuddled
254
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,943
in 71 million years,
four months and two days?
255
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,846
No offense, but you don't
strike me as the kind of guy
256
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,514
who has to fight off
the cuddles.
257
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,749
Oh-ho-ho!
258
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,184
Oh, that's hilarious.
259
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,152
You're calling me out
on self-restraint?
260
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,088
Oh, really?
261
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,589
This coming from
a guy who's
262
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,191
been up for days
smoking God knows what.
263
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,826
Look at your eyes!
264
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,161
They're practically
popping out of your head.
265
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,763
Oh, oh, that's your defense?
266
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,265
Yelling your name out
at the top of your lungs.
267
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,934
I don't have
to listen to this.
268
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,770
Bear... let go of me.
269
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,972
I said let go!
270
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,040
(grunts)
271
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,676
Aah! Aah!
272
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,344
(grunts, yells)
273
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,013
Aah...!
274
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,482
(sobbing):
I don't have a problem!
275
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,952
I don't have a problem!
276
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,722
(sobbing)
277
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,260
(whispers): Shh.
He's sleeping.
278
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,705
Hey, did I leave, um, Joffrey's
Cookie Monster doll here?
Yeah,
279
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,107
I think it's
in the kitchen.
Oh.
280
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,346
Are you okay?
Yeah.
281
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:23,083
Just exploring new ways to spice
up my relationship with Jenna.
282
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,687
You were right--
I was going off
the deep end.
283
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,723
And all the people in
that room yesterday
284
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,759
were just there because
they care about me.
285
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,594
Except Animal. Turns out
he wasn't even there
for the intervention.
286
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,496
He was just in your house.
287
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,900
He stole 50 yards of
copper wiring out of
your wall, by the way.
288
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,302
KRISTEN:
I'm not seeing it, Ryan.
289
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,107
Okay.
290
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,209
It's outside.
291
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,948
Thank you.
I know you're nervous
about today.
292
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,016
Nervous?
293
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,250
Every weekend?
294
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,787
Most holidays?
The entire summer?
295
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,756
Once Joffrey goes to school,
I'll barely see him.
296
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,624
Maybe you were right--
maybe I should hire
297
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,426
a real family lawyer,
because it doesn't feel
298
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,895
like you're on my side.
299
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,798
Of course
I'm on your side.
300
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,432
No offense,
but it's not like
301
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,101
you're making it
any easier for me.
302
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,535
The mall incident?
303
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,737
The Lego head?
304
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,107
He told you about
the Lego head?
Look,
305
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,474
I know it's not ideal,
306
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,743
but at least Arturo has
agreed to these terms.
307
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,780
I think he honestly wants
to make this work.
308
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,783
(sighs)
Just...
try to be nice.
309
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,820
(softly): Okay.
310
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,458
ARTURO:
Oh, hello, Ryan.
311
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,393
Uh, Kristen.
312
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,628
Uh, oh.
313
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,463
New watch.
Cartier.
314
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,965
Wow. Expensive.
315
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,567
Not as expensive
as your S-Series.
No, actually,
316
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,003
I sold it. Yeah.
No, I bought a minivan.
317
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,805
(laughing)
318
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,506
Well, at some point,
any good parent realizes
319
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,742
your child is just more
important than your image, so...
320
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,477
Mother...
Mm-mm-mm.
321
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,782
That's good advice.
Thank you.
322
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,485
So, where's
my little man?
323
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,420
Is this a joke?
324
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,323
No. No, I...
325
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,624
Where the hell's our son?
326
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,827
He was here before.
327
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,528
WILFRED (over phone):
Relax, Ryan.
328
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,031
Joffrey's fine.
ARTURO:
I want full custody!
329
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,632
Oh, my God,
Ryan! Let's go!
330
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,836
Sounds like Kristen
could use a good cuddle.
331
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,176
The sad thing is, I
don't even remember
332
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,879
taking him out
of the stroller.
N-No,
333
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,014
it's my fault-- I was
pushing the stroller,
334
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,648
I should have noticed.
335
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,450
I'm a horrible mother.
336
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,020
I deserve to lose custody.
337
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,655
I'm gonna fix this,
I promise.
338
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,624
WILFRED (in distance):
Ass-to-ass.
339
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,394
Ass-to-ass.
340
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,829
Ass-to-ass.
341
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,532
Ass-to-ass. Come on,
Bear, I can't hear you.
342
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,467
Ass-to-ass.
343
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,569
Ass-to-ass.
344
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,872
There we go! Hey, hey!
What the hell
345
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,474
are you doing?! Oh!
Putting a stop to this shit.
346
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,210
It's bad enough
you lock me down here
347
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,212
while Kristen's up there aching
for a rough snuggle!
348
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,214
Now I'm not even allowed
to stroke it?!
349
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,648
You switched Joffrey out
for a doll.
350
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,383
Do you realize how dangerous
that was?
351
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,252
He was napping the whole time.
352
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,254
Come on. We're going.
Where?
353
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,023
To beg Arturo
to cut Kristen a break.
354
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,690
And there's no way
I'm leaving you in the house
355
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,092
alone with her.
356
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,361
Hey. Any of you bitches
want to party?
357
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,663
You look like you could
cuddle me long time.
358
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,000
Oh, really?
At least crack it, dude.
359
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:31,404
Thanks for agreeing
to meet me again.
360
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,042
Do you want to...
get some lunch?
361
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,545
I brought mine.
362
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,114
The food here is processed
and unhealthy.
363
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:44,117
Listen, I-I know how
this morning looked,
364
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,054
but it-it wasn't
Kristen's fault.
No, this wasn't
365
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,056
about this morning, Ryan.
It's about all
366
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,790
the terrible choices
and mistakes
367
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,625
that Kristen's made
as a mother.
368
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,394
She loves Joffrey so much.
369
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,597
There must be
something she can do.
370
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,034
Your, uh...
371
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,537
y-your father, he was
a very accomplished lawyer,
372
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,407
Ryan, and I can
only imagine the extent
373
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,078
of Kristen's inheritance.
I mean, I saw the Cartier watch.
374
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,080
(scoffs)
375
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,814
You want a payoff?
376
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,683
You said it, not me.
377
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,152
Look, I-I wasn't lying
378
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,787
when I asked for full custody.
379
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,555
But then when Kristen
forgot Joffrey,
380
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,757
what was I gonna do,
not ask for money?
381
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,560
How much?
382
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,763
I'd be willing to go back to the
original agreement for, say,
383
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,666
a... quarter of a million.
384
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,903
But you're a successful doctor.
With a shitload
of debt.
385
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,905
I mean, did you honestly think
I wanted to trade in my S-Series
386
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,407
for a minivan?
387
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,575
You think I choose to bring
my lunch in every day?
388
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,644
I love
the chicken tenders here.
389
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,912
That's a Handi-Snack.
390
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,281
Kristen was right about you.
391
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,782
It's not like she's got it
all figured out.
392
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,018
She can't keep a husband.
393
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,685
She can't keep
a job.
394
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,621
And apparently it's not enough
to screw up her own life,
395
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,356
now she's got to screw up
her kid's, too?
396
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,326
I'll pay you the money.
397
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,095
But only if Kristen gets
398
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,596
full custody of Joffrey.
399
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,532
Joffrey's my son.
400
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,534
Let's make it $500,000.
401
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,138
I assume you know
how to make that legal.
402
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,106
Sure.
403
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,841
That's easy.
404
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,477
I'm paying you to settle a
potential assault lawsuit.
405
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,845
Assault?
406
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,515
Are you kidding me?!
407
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,517
(sighs)
Full custody.
408
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,853
I can't believe it.
409
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,290
Yeah. Well, once I explained
how much he was hurting you,
410
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,292
he totally caved.
411
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,728
I am so sorry I accused you
of not fighting for me.
412
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,898
I-I know I'm not always there
for you.
413
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,901
At least, not as much
as I should be.
414
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:46,506
And I know this'll make me sound
like a horrible brother, but...
415
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,842
sometimes I resent you a little.
416
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,379
What? Why?
Like with the
inheritance,
417
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,147
Dad didn't put any restrictions
on yours.
418
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,149
He always held me
under a microscope
419
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,750
while you got away scot-free.
420
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,519
You think
it was easy for me?
421
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,188
No matter what I did,
422
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,456
I could never get him
to pay any attention to me.
423
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,694
I do miss him, Ryan.
424
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,696
Me, too.
425
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,698
Don't beat
yourself up.
426
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,668
For a horrible brother,
you're still pretty amazing.
427
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,872
Yeah. You're a pretty amazing
horrible sister, too.
428
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,474
(both chuckle)
429
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,047
Hey, I want you to know
I'm in recovery now.
430
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,283
I've been going
to the meetings
431
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,719
and, you know, doing
the whole 12-step thing.
432
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,387
The Promises
are coming true.
433
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,789
Cuddling is the furthest thing
from my mind.
434
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,827
(low vibrating)
Then why am I hearing the
house dog's little helper?
435
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,064
I'm not using it
for cuddling anymore.
436
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,500
(vibrating grows louder)
437
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,072
Anyway,
438
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,741
I'm just glad all
this craziness with Kristen
439
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,443
is finally behind us.
440
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,044
Yeah. Me, too.
441
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,046
Or it will be in ten years,
442
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,715
when I'm done giving Arturo
half my inheritance.
443
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,584
Trust me, it's better this way.
444
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,819
If you pay him off all at once,
he'll keep coming back for more.
445
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,922
Doing it in installments
will keep him honest.
446
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,759
Installments.
447
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,427
Yeah?
448
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,429
I-I was looking for
one big withdrawal
449
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,331
from Lonnie's accounts, but...
450
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,968
what if she's been paying
someone off in installments?
451
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,672
Ryan.
452
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,342
I've spent all night going
through my dad's bank accounts,
453
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,911
his transactions, everything
I could get my hands on.
454
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,146
Okay...
455
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,981
Sure.
456
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,150
I've seen this account.
457
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,819
Your father included it
in the trust,
458
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,454
if that's what
you're worried about.
459
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,590
$5,000. Every month,
460
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,326
like clockwork, from
the month he died
461
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,161
going back
almost 30 years.
462
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,796
Ryan, I'm confused.
463
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,531
Does this have something
to do with the trust?
464
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,533
You're paying someone off,
465
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,802
someone associated with the
Flock of the Grey Shepherd.
466
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,338
I can only assume this has
to do with my father.
467
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,540
I don't have
the slightest clue what...
468
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,111
You're lying.
Okay,
469
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,281
this is getting inappropriate.
What are you hiding?
470
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,784
I have no idea
what any of this means.
471
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,620
Think about what you're saying,
Ryan.
472
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,822
I met your father in 1992.
473
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,890
You just said these transactions
go back...
474
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,726
30 years.
475
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,628
If your father
was involved
476
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,796
in something...
477
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,668
dubious, I promise you
I had nothing to do with it.
478
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,742
I shouldn't be doing this,
479
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,245
but years ago,
480
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,880
when Henry asked me
to be his fiduciary,
481
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,883
he gave me a key to
a storage unit in Culver City.
482
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,152
He said
that if he died suddenly,
483
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,489
I should destroy everything
inside it.
484
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,058
What's in it?
485
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,827
I don't know.
486
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,230
I haven't looked yet.
487
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,869
Hopefully you can find
the answers you're looking for.
488
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,739
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