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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:15,416 As long as Heller discloses the police report by next week. 2 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,052 Either way, I assume that we're doing everything 3 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,921 in our power to avoid going to trial. 4 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,491 Okay, that's it. 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,026 Have a good weekend. 6 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:32,066 By the way, Lonnie, I-I came across an old file of my dad's 7 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,767 and-- really bizarre-- 8 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,169 it was labeled something like, 9 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,770 "Flock of the Grey Shepherd"...? 10 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,572 Ring a bell? 11 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,641 No. Sorry. 12 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,011 How about this-this photo? 13 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,247 Pretty weird, huh? 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,584 Very weird, but, no, I've never seen it before. 15 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,953 Your father handled a lot of cases I wasn't involved in. 16 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,622 Ryan... 17 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:59,293 I hope you know you can take off as much time as you need. 18 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,596 I appreciate that. 19 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,779 DREW: Dodgers Brewers, bro! 20 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,614 Thursday night, fourth row, 21 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,450 down the third base line, behind the dugout. 22 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,984 They're my boss's season tickets. 23 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,986 Oh, you-you don't want to take Jenna? 24 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,755 No, she refuses to go to Dodger Stadium 25 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:31,559 ever since she saw another Brew Crew fan get stomped out there. 26 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,562 I keep telling her, just wear a Dodgers shirt and cheer 27 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,731 on the inside. Man, I-I... I'd love to go. 28 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:41,735 But I've got a conference call with a client in Japan. 29 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,471 It'll be afternoon there. 30 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,973 Sorry, Drew. 31 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,775 Let's-let's hang out soon, though. 32 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,109 What are you doing here? 33 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,479 We don't have a lot of time, mate. 34 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,248 I've been thinking about the whole "Am I a dog, 35 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,849 am I a god" thing, 36 00:01:55,883 --> 00:02:00,154 and I've discovered something that's gonna blow your mind. 37 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:06,327 Notice anything about the letters in this word? 38 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,862 (laughs) Come on! 39 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,298 It's so obvious. 40 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:14,168 The letter "D" is the fourth letter of the alphabet. 41 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,337 The Bible says there are four corners of the Earth. 42 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,307 To see all four corners, you have to travel around 43 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,343 the world, and, as everybody knows, that takes 80 days. 44 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,877 "Eighty" rhymes with "deity." 45 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,747 And "deity" is another word for... 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,719 I'm a god, Ryan! 47 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,387 (laughs) Oh, come on! 48 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,489 Remember what those kids said about the cult? 49 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,725 I'm here to lead you to happiness. 50 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,126 Even if it's true, 51 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,028 Jenna only lets us hang out a couple hours a week. 52 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,730 Which means we've got to move fast. 53 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,299 Now the way I see it, if you and Jenna are to end up together... 54 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,068 Wait-wait-- you think my happiness is being with Jenna? 55 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,471 It's okay. I'm cool with it now. 56 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,905 She's married. 57 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,908 For now, but you can change all that 58 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,546 by asking Drew how your dick tastes. 59 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,249 What? You know Jenna and I only kissed, right? 60 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:04,318 Yeah, and us dudes use the same tongue to kiss 61 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,186 that we do to clean our dicks. 62 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,888 Jesus, you are slow today. 63 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,992 Anyway, tell Drew you kissed his wife, and they'll break up. 64 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,494 First off, Jenna kissed me. 65 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,195 And there's no way I'm telling him anything. 66 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,830 I've seen how he gets when he's mad. 67 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,165 Whether you tell him or not, 68 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,067 there are gonna be consequences to that kiss. 69 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,769 Now, the sooner you deal with them, 70 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,404 the sooner you can move on. 71 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,106 Why are we talking about this? I don't care about any of that. 72 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,741 Okay, then what do you care about? 73 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,844 About finding the connection between my dad and the cult. 74 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,112 Then I'll lead you to that. 75 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,115 I don't need you to lead me to anything. 76 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:38,018 I can't find my dad's name on any of these documents. 77 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,288 But it seems to me, some sort of 78 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,790 shell corporation was established by the cult, 79 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,124 to buy some property up north. 80 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,261 I looked it up online and found this-- 81 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:50,864 the exact same gorge in the background... 82 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,466 of this photo. 83 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,802 I'm gonna go up there this weekend and check it out. 84 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,471 But Jenna will never let me go away with you for that long. 85 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:00,974 I know. I'm sorry. What good is being able to lead 86 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:04,077 the chosen one to happiness if you're not even allowed to go? 87 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,146 What are you talking about, Bear? 88 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,081 I lead you to happiness all the time. 89 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,750 Sometimes several times a day. 90 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,719 What do you mean, 91 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,220 "Not even once"? 92 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,988 There's no way you could have faked all those orgasms. 93 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,137 I'll have what Bear's having. 94 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,472 (door closes) 95 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,140 DREW: Knock, knock. Hey. 96 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,409 We were just on a little strollski back 97 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,945 from the ice cream shop and saw your lights on. 98 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,013 This is, uh, our niece, Darcey. 99 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,582 She's just visiting for the weekend. 100 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,852 Hi. Will you go to Disneyland with us tomorrow? 101 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,587 Me? Really? 102 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,323 Okay, I asked him for you. Give me my gelato. 103 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,293 Ah. Well, you know, 104 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,863 Jenna and Darcey always sit together on the rides, 105 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,098 so, I get crammed into a teacup 106 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,835 with a horny, 50-year-old with a Minnie Mouse tramp stamp. 107 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,004 I'm talking about a dude. 108 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,039 Sorry, I'm busy this weekend. 109 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,809 Yeah. You doing some camping? 110 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,212 I love camping. Just being out in nature. 111 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,648 You know, kicking anything you want. 112 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,050 Yeah, yeah, I-I was totally gonna invite you, 113 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:20,621 um, but it sounds like you're gonna be at Disneyland. 114 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,789 Sucks. 115 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,292 Drew? I thought you were watching Darcey. 116 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,829 Oh, yeah, I was just talking to Ryan for a second. 117 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,631 Hi, Ryan. 118 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,632 Hi. 119 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,233 Can I speak with you inside? 120 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,068 Sure. Come on, sweetie. 121 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:38,305 Uh-oh, looks like I'm in the doghouse. 122 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,008 It's a figure of speech, Ryan. 123 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,242 It means he has AIDS. 124 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,311 About your happiness? 125 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,746 I'm on it, dude. 126 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,348 Should lead you to it by tomorrow, Monday at the latest. 127 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,084 JENNA: Wilfred, come! 128 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,493 Morning, camping compadre! 129 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,228 Drew. What's going on? 130 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,565 Well, Darcey had some ice cream on her face last night, 131 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,434 and Wilfred just went for it. 132 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:10,003 Nipped her, but, long story short, no more Disneyland. 133 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,271 Wait-- he bit her? 134 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,541 Yeah... Jenna wasn't so psyched 135 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,876 on me taking off with you, but at the same time, 136 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,277 she doesn't want Wilfred hanging around 137 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,579 while Darcey was still here, so... 138 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,314 You don't mind, right? Shotgun! 139 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,786 I can't believe this. 140 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,721 The last thing I want to do is spend the weekend with Drew. 141 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,957 Drew's presence is a small price to pay 142 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,225 to have your god by your side. 143 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,895 Oh, man, I feel so bad for ants right now. 144 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,631 Their hills are gonna get so kicked! 145 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,240 This way, Ryan. 146 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,276 Now this way. 147 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,878 Now down here. 148 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,080 Now up here, Ryan. 149 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,616 Now down here. 150 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:59,252 Ryan, the answers you seek are straight ahead. 151 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,122 I can sense it. 152 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,658 Drew, hold up. 153 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,128 Uh... yeah. 154 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,463 You don't need that. The... 155 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,298 Your god knows exactly where he's going. 156 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,233 It's-it's this way. Where are we headed? 157 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,736 Well, there's a gorge that's supposed to be pretty cool. 158 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,472 According to this, it's just north of here. 159 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:21,141 I'll just use this and find out which way north is. 160 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,643 North is that way. It's that way. 161 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,745 I told you that already. How do you know? 162 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:29,983 Oh, moss grows on the, uh, north side of trees. 163 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,585 Are you sure? 164 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,921 (laughing): Bro, I was a Boy Scout for eight years. 165 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,457 Which means nothing, except he's almost certainly been molested. 166 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:40,027 Huh. You're right. 167 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,662 Lucky guess. 168 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,031 Put your phone away, bro. Why'd you even bring it? 169 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,699 Enjoy nature. 170 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,975 Yeah, yeah, I guess we can... go that way. 171 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,444 I mean, it's the longer, less happy route, 172 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,946 but, hey, what the hell? 173 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,882 It's your life. 174 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,686 So, what's going on, man? You dating anybody? 175 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,154 Me? No. 176 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,489 I'm just so busy... with work. 177 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,491 Oh, you know what? 178 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,961 There's this girl that Jenna went to college with. 179 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,797 She's out here, she is smoking hot, man. 180 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,732 I mean, I should get you her number. 181 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,968 I don't really... Oh, look at that. 182 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,302 What? 183 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,404 The fungus on that tree there. 184 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,708 It's a bay-brown polypore. 185 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,510 I'm gonna go kick the shit out of it. 186 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,413 Oh, God. 187 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,015 Please, just call me Wilfred? Yeah? 188 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:38,085 Drew just tried to set me up with one of Jenna's friends. 189 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,486 Like I would ever do that. 190 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,321 This is so awkward. 191 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,156 Eyes on the prize, Ryan. 192 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,159 The quicker we find that gorge, the quicker this torture ends. 193 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,428 You're just lucky you've got me here to guide you. 194 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,097 I'm lucky I brought this. 195 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,700 Yeah, but can that show you how to find food 196 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,434 so you don't starve to death? 197 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,236 I brought granola bars. 198 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,539 Yeah, they'd be good if you didn't have a gluten allergy. 199 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,874 Which I don't. 200 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,576 Yeah, but what if you did? 201 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,813 You need to learn how to live off the land... like me. 202 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,684 Last time I ate these, I almost died. 203 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,552 So, you're gonna eat 'em again? 204 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,803 (retching) 205 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,104 (sniffles) 206 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,807 Let's do this. 207 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,746 (owl hooting) 208 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,814 Hey, Ryan, can I ask you something? 209 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,315 Sure. 210 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,884 Have you noticed 211 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,755 Jenna acting kind of different lately? 212 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,123 No. 213 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,459 Yeah, it's... 214 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,162 it's just, she hasn't been herself. 215 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,931 The home security thing, 216 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,433 and then her problems with you and Wilfred, 217 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:04,504 Drew, I... and she's been falling asleep on the couch almost every night. 218 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,607 I'd really rather not get involved. 219 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,009 (sighing): I know. 220 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,144 This is something I gotta fix by myself. 221 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,447 I actually wrote a song for her. 222 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,016 You know me. 223 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,150 It's always easier 224 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,819 to express my feelings through my music. 225 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:22,122 I... did-didn't know that about you. 226 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,625 * That's 'cause you don't pay enough attention to me * 227 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:29,162 * And that hurts me. 228 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,431 See what I mean? 229 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,134 Oh. You mind giving it a listen? 230 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,336 (owl hooting) 231 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,607 Sure. 232 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,310 * You used to smile 233 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,513 * When you saw me 234 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,382 * You used to ask me 235 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,385 * 'Bout my day 236 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,656 * But lately you've been distant * 237 00:10:56,690 --> 00:11:01,028 * And I just don't know what words to say except * 238 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:06,133 * Nothing's changed for me 239 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,636 * And I hope 240 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:15,843 * I hope I'm not to blame. 241 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,645 Jenna's gonna love that. 242 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:23,216 I hope so, man. 243 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,786 (heavy breathing) 244 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,592 Come on. We've got a big day ahead of us. 245 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,394 (grunts) 246 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,366 Drew... 247 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,901 did-did you move my backpack? 248 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,504 It-it was here, and now it's gone. 249 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,506 What was in it? Everything. 250 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,275 My-my phone, the map, our food... 251 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,277 Food? 252 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,880 A bear might've gotten it. 253 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,615 Oh, man. 254 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,950 A bear was here 255 00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:00,153 and it knocked my guitar in the fire. 256 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,925 (quietly): You stole my backpack, didn't you? Why would I do that? 257 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,394 So I'd have no choice but to rely on you to bring me to the place 258 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,797 from the photo. I didn't do it, Ryan. I swear. 259 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,232 Oh, so you had nothing to do with Drew's guitar either? 260 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,903 Obviously I did that, yeah, but not your backpack. 261 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,305 Ryan, this is a sign. 262 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,474 Without that map, your only hope of finding answers is me. 263 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,045 It's time to put your faith in me and follow me blindly. 264 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,049 Drew, can you get us to that gorge without the map? 265 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,019 Is a badger's musk soapy and cream-colored? 266 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,292 Well, here's your gorge. 267 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,794 You were right. 268 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,763 The view is sweet. 269 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:49,469 I wonder what used to be here. 270 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,775 RYAN: There's nothing here. 271 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,978 Drew may have been able to find this place, 272 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,114 but only I can lead you to answers. 273 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,749 Shh! 274 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,185 Something... 275 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,288 is telling me the answers you seek... 276 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,923 are in the ground. 277 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,026 Wilfred, stop. Just give it up. I'm serious. 278 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:24,037 There's something important right here under our feet. 279 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,475 (chuckles) 280 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,643 What did I tell you? 281 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,780 What is it? 282 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,716 It has an energy to it. 283 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,485 (exhales) 284 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:43,523 It must be some sort of... sacred, magical artifact. 285 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,426 I bet this belonged to the cult. 286 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,298 At last! 287 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,201 I bring you... 288 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,702 happiness! 289 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,304 (buzzing) Aah! (shouting) 290 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,340 Wilfred, no! Ow! No! I'll kill you! 291 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,508 I'll kill you! Aah! 292 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,376 I'll kill you! Aah! 293 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,978 I'll kill you! Aah! 294 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,347 Wilfred, run! (shouting) 295 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,885 (both shouting) 296 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,021 Whoa-whoa... aah! 297 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,324 (Drew yelling) Drew! 298 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,158 Oh, my God. 299 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,927 Okay, I realize this looks bad. 300 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,663 But in my defense, my job isn't to lead Drew to happiness. 301 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,099 (Drew moaning, bees buzzing) 302 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,204 Drew! Are you okay?! 303 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,007 It's not that bad! I can handle it! 304 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,444 Oh! Oh, it's bad! 305 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,347 It's bad! I think I see bone! 306 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:44,351 Wait, so you have bones on the inside of your bodies? 307 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,286 This changes everything. 308 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,787 What should I do? 309 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,122 Oh, I see, so I make one mistake 310 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,024 and you're no longer consulting me? 311 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,294 The first rule when you're in trouble in the wilderness 312 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:58,431 is to stay put and stay together. 313 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,568 That's two rules, Boy Scout! 314 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,902 I texted Jenna from the road! 315 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,104 She knows where we are. 316 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,905 When we don't come home, 317 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,276 she'll call the police and someone will rescue us. 318 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,111 No one's finding us all the way out here. 319 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,046 We're gonna have to hike back for help. 320 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,883 Drew, that doesn't look very good! 321 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,752 You could die out here! I'm hiking back for help! 322 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,622 Yes! In your face! 323 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,491 Oh, I'm not gonna die, Ryan. 324 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,493 Worst case scenario, 325 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,795 I lose my leg. 326 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,399 Okay! You know what? You should go! 327 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,434 Go! 328 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,269 Ryan, my god instincts are telling me 329 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,570 we should've made a turn... 330 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,139 I don't care what you think. 331 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,442 If it weren't for you, I'd be hiking alone back to my... 332 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,111 Whoa. Hey. 333 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,778 You don't look so good. 334 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,780 Shit, my eyes are swollen shut. 335 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,117 Wilfred, I can barely see. 336 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,952 Y-You're gonna have to help me get back to my car. 337 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,954 Finally! It's about time you let me take the lead. 338 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,389 Here, take my tail. 339 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,792 Oh! Gross! (chuckles) 340 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,661 Sorry, I couldn't resist. 341 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,263 Here. Here it is. 342 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,965 Really?! Twice? (chuckles) 343 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,634 Just give me your goddamn tail! All right, 344 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,469 all right. 345 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,939 And you wonder why I don't think you're a god. 346 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,307 If gods can't have a sense of humor, 347 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,109 how do you explain Stephen Hawking? 348 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,178 Okay, we're about to go under a fallen tree here. 349 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,713 You're gonna have to duck really low now. 350 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,215 That's it. 351 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,516 That's it. 352 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,985 Right there. (chuckles) Oh, goddamn it, Wilfred! 353 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,457 What's going on? 354 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,824 Why are we stopping? 355 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,493 There's something weird going on. 356 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,895 Every time I ask the universe to lead me to your happiness, 357 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,797 we end up in the same spot. 358 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,833 So we're lost? We're not lost-- I know exactly where we are. 359 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,802 Then why don't you take me back to my car? 360 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,971 Is it because you want Drew to die? 361 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,340 That's it, isn't it? You want him to die 362 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,976 because he knew how to get us to the place in the photo and you didn't. 363 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,811 Please. If anyone here has a motive 364 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,346 to let Drew die, it's you. 365 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,083 Me? Why would I want him to die? Because you don't 366 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,984 want him to find out you kissed Jenna. 367 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,586 Jenna kissed me! 368 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,921 DREW: What?! 369 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,990 Jenna kissed you?! 370 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,060 I told you I knew where we were. 371 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,402 (indistinct radio communication) 372 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,105 Drew, are you okay? Drew, talk to me. 373 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,640 Leave me alone, Jenna. 374 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,099 Drew... 375 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,135 where are you going? (grunts) 376 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,104 Back to Wisconsin. 377 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,941 Listen, I'm so sorry about... No. Stop, man. 378 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,110 It's not your fault. I mean, if... 379 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,446 things were good between me and Jenna, 380 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,282 she never would've kissed you. 381 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:06,586 I guess I've had a feeling for a while now 382 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,223 that she wasn't in love with me anymore, and... 383 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,759 (wry laugh): now it all makes sense. 384 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,494 Take care, bro. 385 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,465 (door shuts) 386 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,503 Well, what are you waiting for, mate? 387 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,073 Did you... do all of this to lead me to Jenna? 388 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,075 If I did, would it make you happy? 389 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,111 No. I didn't want to hurt anyone. 390 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,314 I merely cleared some branches 391 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,784 so you could see the path. 392 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,633 Jenna? 393 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,508 What are you doing? I'm going to Wisconsin. 394 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,111 I'm gonna try to work things out with Drew. 395 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,813 Does he know you're coming? 396 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,115 No, but... I have to try. 397 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,884 Jenna, I-I'm sorry. 398 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,886 You're sorry? 399 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,856 You ruined my marriage, Ryan. 400 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,291 You know, I don't... I don't want to... 401 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,060 I don't want to get into this with you right now. 402 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,797 The least you can do is watch Wilfred for me while I'm gone. 403 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,633 Yeah. 404 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,202 No problem. 405 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,842 (phone ringing) 406 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,881 Hello? 407 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,816 MAN: Ryan Newman? 408 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,151 Yes. Who is this? 409 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,720 You don't need to worry about who I am. 410 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,722 How did you get my number? 411 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,924 From your phone. 412 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,193 You stole my bag. 413 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,194 That's right. 414 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,195 And I'll do a lot worse 415 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,064 if you ever come up here again. 416 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,600 Tell your dad's partner the price just doubled. 417 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,201 Ten thousand. 418 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,070 That bitch will know what I'm talking about. 419 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,274 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 30084

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