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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,860 Um... What the fuck are you doing? 2 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,660 That's the only thing I'm doing. 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,200 I'm decorating. 4 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,620 Why are you... Are those Christmas lights? 5 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,800 Yes. They are Christmas lights. It's Christmas. 6 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,520 Yeah, but why are you putting them in my room? 7 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:39,040 Well... We have the lovely pleasure of rooming together because I don't have a 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,040 room. 9 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,880 What? You're staying in here? 10 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,720 Do you want me sleeping on the couch? 11 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,600 I mean, I don't want you sleeping in my room. 12 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:57,640 Well, as your step-aunt, you don't have an option. 13 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:00,260 Don't say that. That's so fucking weird. 14 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,480 You're like, you're like my age. 15 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:12,760 But, rules are rules, and however you like it or not, I am your 16 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,449 step-aunt. 17 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:14,870 Which means I have authority. 18 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:17,150 Quit saying that. It's so weird. 19 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:18,390 I hate that. 20 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,550 To do what I want. 21 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,390 I can honestly be like my fucking mom's age or something. 22 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:24,590 It's so weird. 23 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:30,090 Well, that's just how a cookie crumbles. 24 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:33,010 And it is what it is. 25 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:36,830 And I'm sleeping in here and not on the couch. 26 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:44,450 Are you just, like, gonna keep those on all night? 27 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,250 Yes. It's Christmas. 28 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,650 Don't be a Grinch. 29 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:52,510 I'm not a Grinch. I love Christmas, but, like, this is like a lodge. I'm just, 30 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,790 like, putting lights all over my room, and you just walked in. 31 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:58,850 It's one strip of lights. I think you'll survive. 32 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,190 Okay, fine. 33 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,010 I think you'll survive. 34 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:08,370 I mean, I don't know why you look so negative about everything. I just walked 35 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:09,370 in here. 36 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:10,930 Exactly. 37 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,300 Well, I mean, I guess it's kind of nice, but... See? 38 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,460 Just see the vision. It's fine. 39 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,840 Just see the vision. 40 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,980 There we go. 41 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,520 Okay. 42 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:35,000 I mean, you, like, could help, too, but, you know, it's fine. It's your thing. I 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,100 already, like, I helped put all the lights on the Christmas tree. I don't 44 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:41,400 want to... You did. You did, right? So I'll let you sit there. It's fine. 45 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,440 It is your part. 46 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,360 I mean, what do you think about that? 47 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,480 It's like the little Christmas tree in here. 48 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:55,540 Exactly. It's like a Charlie Brown tree. See, you're seeing the vision. 49 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,620 I think we're almost at the end. 50 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,560 This is crazy. 51 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:14,490 It's not. It's the holidays. Get into the... Spirit, ho, ho, ho, motherfucker. 52 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:19,610 See, it's gorgeous. I think I made an absolute masterpiece in here. 53 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,730 Come on. Okay. I deserve a raise. 54 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:25,530 Sure. I mean, it is blocking the door a little bit, but whatever. 55 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:30,270 I won't step over it. If I have a little too much eggnog and rum. 56 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:33,590 I mean, here, actually, all right, all right. 57 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:35,990 No, no, leave it, leave it, leave it. It's fine. 58 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:37,810 It's fine. 59 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:40,610 All right, well, now I'm going to get ready for bed. 60 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:42,670 What? You're going to bed already? 61 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:47,410 I mean, I guess I'm in bed, but... Yeah, I'm going to bed already. I'm on East 62 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,790 Coast time, so I'm, like, three hours ahead. I'm tired. Jet lag. 63 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,970 It's time for the princess to go to bed. 64 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:55,450 Okay. 65 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:59,590 So... Art... Oh, my gosh. 66 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,910 See, this is why it's so weird that you're, like, my fucking step-aunt. 67 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,010 Like, 68 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,270 you're just, like, getting dressed in front of me, and, like... You're already 69 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,270 making it weird. 70 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,570 Are you supposed to be, like, wrapping presents or something? 71 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:24,050 Um, I mean, I should be, but 72 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:28,650 I'm kind of ditching responsibility right now. Again, I just hopped off a 73 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:32,510 plane, like, five hours ago, so I can wrap the presents. 74 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:36,130 I did my part decorating. They should be grateful. 75 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:43,410 This is so weird. 76 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:45,950 I'm not making it weird. 77 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:49,910 If you stopped making it weird, it wouldn't be weird. 78 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:55,250 Can you close the door? I can hear all the people out there. It's so loud. 79 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:02,850 Alright, door's closed. 80 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:04,590 And I'm going to bed. 81 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:06,750 Good night. 82 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:10,370 You're sleeping? I thought you were going to sleep on like an air mattress 83 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:11,370 or something. 84 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:12,830 There's no air mattress. 85 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:17,260 Are you going to go to Target and buy me one? No, I just... There's no air 86 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,260 patches for me. 87 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,920 There's like 100 room. 88 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,380 It's a queen-size bed. 89 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:26,600 Do you sleep like a starfish? What are you talking about? Yes, I'm a wide 90 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,920 sleeper. I sleep like a starfish. 91 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:34,940 Okay, well, I'm your aunt, and I say... I'm your step-aunt, and I say 92 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:39,580 I'm sleeping in this bed right now because I don't want to sleep on the 93 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:40,580 couch. 94 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:45,480 So... This is how it is, and you're just going to get over it. Well, if I, like, 95 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,060 if I stretch out and hit you, it's not my fault. 96 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,000 Oh, my God, you're so dramatic. 97 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:51,780 I'm not dramatic. 98 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,160 It's just so hard to sleep. 99 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:54,940 Oh, my God. 100 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,440 You're never going to get to sleep ever again. 101 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,260 Fix your tie, I guess, buggy me. 102 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,320 Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. 103 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,940 All right, well. 104 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,020 All right. Good night. 105 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,680 Santa Claus is real? 106 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,500 What? 107 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,100 It's not funny. 108 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,020 It's like a serious question. 109 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,280 Why are you making fun of me? I'm asking a genuine question. 110 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,680 Not like if he comes down the chimney, but like Saint Nick. 111 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,060 If he comes down my chimney, it'd be great. 112 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:39,940 I mean, I guess he could be. Let's play pretend for a little bit. I 113 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:40,940 guess he could be. 114 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,739 Let's not pretend. 115 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,580 I think that St. Nicholas was a real man. 116 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,140 I think so. 117 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:53,040 And if he did, he would grant my wish of finally 118 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,760 getting dicked down after a two-year dry spell. 119 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,860 You're like my... Okay, like you said, you're my aunt. You can't talk like... 120 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,500 That's why... I never said you. 121 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,900 No, that's not what I mean. 122 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,060 That is what you mean. You're talking to me like that. 123 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:15,830 I'm being broad. You just asked if St. Nicholas was real, and I am saying if he 124 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:22,430 was real, I hope he grants me to get some dick sometime in the near future, 125 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:28,210 maybe five minutes from now, to get dick down. So that would be the greatest 126 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:29,870 Christmas present ever. 127 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:36,470 Why did you ask then? Humor me. 128 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,040 You might be good at small talk. 129 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,700 Clearly not. 130 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:47,000 I might be good at big talk though. 131 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:30,520 I think you'll like this more than you've been expressing that you want. 132 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:51,250 just say like my aunt and then they're like all horny with me all the time I'm 133 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:56,310 like I don't know what to think I think you do know what to think I think you 134 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,730 need to just let it happen 135 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,780 It's better than I even imagined. 136 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:37,560 Really nice cock. 137 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:45,120 You 138 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:56,620 keep 139 00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:00,230 acting like you wouldn't like this, but your dick is too- We may have our lives. 140 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:32,720 Don't worry about your mom. She's half a bottle of wine. 141 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,400 Oh, God. 142 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,020 Candy Cane. 143 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,140 I think you'd be fucking your shit up. 144 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:47,730 I'm not smart, man. 145 00:31:15,889 --> 00:31:17,610 That was hot. 146 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:24,230 Holy shit. 147 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,010 That'll be our little Christmas secret. 148 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,550 Merry Christmas. 10915