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Hello, I'm Mr. Ed.
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♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪
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♪ And no one can talk
to a horse of course ♪
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♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪
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♪ Is the famous Mister Ed ♪
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♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪
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♪ He'll give you the answer ♪
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♪ That you'll endorse ♪
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♪ He's always on
a steady course ♪
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♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪
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Right there by
that fence, honey.
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Perfect spot for a picture.
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Okay, honey.
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Addison, doll.
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How about a picture of you?
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Those baby blue eyes
would look beautiful in color.
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I don't deny that, my dear,
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but I'm a little weary.
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Oh, please. Just one
picture for my wallet?
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That will be the closest
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I've been to my
money in a long time.
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Hold it just a minute
while I focus, honey.
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Howdy, folks.
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Oh, darn.
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Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Did I spoil your snapshot?
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Well, that's okay.
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She's got special
rates for group pictures.
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Ah. You folks interested maybe
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in buying some
do-dads for the house?
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I'm running an auction
here this Sunday.
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Auction?
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What auction? Where?
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What are they selling and
how many to a customer?
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Auction? Where?
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Kay, let's go home.
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Come this Sunday.
You'll be able to pick up
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some real fine
bargains at Z. Dowd's.
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I'm selling everything on
this farm from soup to nuts.
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We have plenty
of both. Thank you.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Oh, I've got to see
what he's selling.
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Right this way, ma'am,
through the gates.
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That woman will buy anything.
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To Kay, the world is just
one big department store.
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Come on, Roger. It's only money.
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I'm glad it's yours.
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Well, thank you.
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Sit up on the fence
for one more, honey.
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All right.
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Oh, move over just a little bit.
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I want to get the horse
in the background.
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Make it look real country.
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Okay.
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Sit back a little more.
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Oh, a little more.
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Wilbur?
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Where are you?
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Wilbur!
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Oh, honey, are you all right?
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I don't know.
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Does that camera
take x-ray pictures?
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There is nothing funny
about falling off a fence.
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It could happen to anybody.
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Uh, never happened to me.
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Wilbur, are you in there?
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Yes, Roger.
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Shh.
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Wilbur,
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I picked up your
snapshots at the drug store.
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Oh, thank you, Roger.
How much do I owe you?
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Nothing if-if you will help me
on the this auction business.
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Oh, Kay still wants to go to
that auction on Sunday, huh?
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That's all she talks about.
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She wants to pick up a
few things for our backyard.
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Like what?
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Oh, a wagon wheel, a kerosene
lamp, an old water pump.
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She would buy the farmer
if he were marked down.
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I don't think that my
wife's any different.
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Now remember, we've
got to stick together on this.
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No auction this Sunday.
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Right?
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Right.
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Oh, brother.
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What's so funny?
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When I fell off the fence,
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all Carol got was a
picture of an old plow horse.
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Don't laugh.
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Some of my best
friends pull plows.
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Let me see it.
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Wait till Carol sees this shot.
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Uh-huh.
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Wait a minute.
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What's the matter, Ed?
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That horse in the picture.
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What about her?
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She's my mother.
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Well, there she is.
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Are you sure that's your mother?
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That's Mama.
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Go ahead. Go over to her.
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How do I look?
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You look fine.
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Is my hair combed?
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Yes, now look. Stop
being so nervous.
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Mom taught us kids to be neat.
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Your hair is combed.
Your shoes are shined.
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You look great. Go over to her.
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Okay.
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Fine looking horse
you got there, mister.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Dowd.
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Say, ain't you the fellow
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that fell off my fence
a couple of days ago.
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That's right.
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Hey, your horse
seems to like Betsy.
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I'll sell it to you real cheap.
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Of course she ain't nothing
but a broken-down, old plug.
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What's wrong with him?
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You insulted his mother.
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His mother?
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Yeah. He recognized her
from a snapshot we took.
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Who recognized her?
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Her son.
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My horse. He did.
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Well, uh, excuse me.
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I... I've got some
butter to churn.
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Calling Mom an old plug.
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I should have kicked
him in his rutabaga.
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Ed, please. Mr. Dowd
didn't mean it.
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Hello, Betsy. You've
got a wonderful son.
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No use, Wilbur. She
doesn't understand.
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You mean, she
doesn't talk like you?
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Nope, I'm the only
black sheep in the family.
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Well, then how do you
communicate with her?
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Horse talk.
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You know, we were
here before people.
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Tell her I like her.
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Okay, buy my mother
and let's go home.
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Gee, I-I don't know, Ed.
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I'm going to have
to ask Carol first.
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But I don't want my
mother pulling a plow.
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I know how you feel, Ed.
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Well, tell your
mother I'll do my best.
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Carol.
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Yes?
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Come here, dear.
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Oh, I've missed you.
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We've been together all evening.
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No, we haven't.
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You've been in that
kitchen for 5 minutes.
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Oh, Wilbur.
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You know when I miss you most?
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When I'm on my horse.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You know, some days when
I'm riding along on Mr. Ed
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I just wish you were
right there with me.
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Wouldn't it be a little
crowded in the saddle?
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Carol...
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I've been thinking
about buying you a horse.
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Two horses?
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Oh, isn't that a
little extravagant?
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I mean the upkeep
and... Oh, what's money
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when you're riding alongside
the woman you love?
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Wilbur, you know I
don't ride very well.
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Yeah, I know, and that's
why I was looking around
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and I found a real gentle horse.
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You'll love her.
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Oh, where did
you find this horse?
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Well, you remember
that picture you took
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when I fell off the fence?
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Mm-hmm.
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No.
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You mean you want me to ride
that decrepit, old plow horse?
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Please.
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You're talking about
somebody's mother.
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Forget it, Wilbur. We
just don't need two horses.
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I'll make a deal with you.
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You ride Ed and I'll
ride the plow horse.
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That's absurd.
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I'll finish the dishes and
we'll go to a movie, huh?
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Don't worry, Mama.
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You're not going to pull
that plow much longer.
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I know I was a kooky kid,
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but I've sowed my wild oats.
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I'm going to take care
of you in your old age.
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Hi, Ed.
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Hi, Wilbur.
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When do we pick up Mother?
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I'm afraid I've got
some bad news.
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Carol just doesn't
want another horse.
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- Oh.
- Look, I'm not giving up.
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Now, she wants to
go to a movie tonight,
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so I'll pick a real
sentimental one.
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Maybe this will soften her up.
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Chin up, Mom.
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Your little Edward
ain't letting you down.
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I isn't.
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♪ Mother you are growing old ♪
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♪ Silver threads
among the gold ♪
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Oh, come in, neighbors.
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Oh, hi, kids. Too late
for a cup of coffee.
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No, come on in.
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Oh, good. How was
the picture, darlings?
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Great, just great.
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All about a son's
love for his mother.
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We're not getting another horse.
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Is that the name of the picture?
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Wilbur wants to
buy that plow horse
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we saw at the
farm the other day.
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Oh, that's the place
we're going to this Sunday.
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Kay, dear, I told you we
are not going to that auction.
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She's a real sweet horse.
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But all I want to do is pick up
a few things for the backyard.
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It was our front yard before
she started adding things.
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She's the gentlest
thing you've ever seen.
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You wouldn't think
so if you lived with her.
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I'm talking about the horse.
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We're not getting any horse.
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Did my husband call me a horse?
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I'm talking about Ed's mother.
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Ed's mother?
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He had one, you know.
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Well, most of us do.
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Will somebody please tell
me what we're talking about.
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My husband wants
to buy another horse.
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This is not just another horse.
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This is Ed's mother.
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Really?
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How do you know?
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He says that Mr. Ed
recognized his mother
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from the picture I took.
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Pardon me, I've got
to bed down my horse.
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Does he really want to
buy that old plow horse?
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Well, you know how
Wilbur loves animals.
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If it were up to him,
we'd be living in a zoo.
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Well?
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I'm sorry, Ed.
Carol said no again.
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Did you tell her it's my mother?
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Yeah.
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She just doesn't believe me.
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Does she want to see
my birth certificate?
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I'm sorry, Ed.
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It's hopeless.
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Uh, Wilbur.
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Yeah?
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Would you let your
mother pull a plow?
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Big deal.
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Where's the phone directory?
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I'll call Dowd myself.
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Hello, Ed.
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Hello.
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Don't worry, Mom.
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What is your mother doing here?
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What mother?
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How did she get in here?
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You bought her.
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Me?
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, so I bought her.
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What did you do?
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I called up Dowd and I told him
I was your business manager.
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You didn't.
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Just send him a check for $50.
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Oh, I got to keep
Carol out of here.
264
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,390
Carol's coming.
265
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,686
If she sees your mother,
she'll kick us both out.
266
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,693
Don't let her come in here.
267
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,607
But how? How am I
going to keep her out?
268
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,164
Filibuster.
269
00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:10,104
Honey, I brought you some lunch.
270
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,252
A sandwich and some
milk and some cookies.
271
00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,891
Thank you. I'll eat it out here.
272
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,560
In this wind.
273
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,844
What wind?
274
00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:18,279
Oh, Wilbur.
275
00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:20,882
I like to eat outdoors.
It's-it's invigorating.
276
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,934
Oh, honey. I don't have
time. I have a roast in the oven.
277
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:42,114
You shouldn't
have done this, Ed.
278
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,906
Carol is going to think
I did it behind her back.
279
00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:49,643
Look at her, Wilbur.
Isn't she beautiful?
280
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,689
I better to find a
place to hide her
281
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,625
while I try to get
Carol to accept her.
282
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,866
Mm-hmm.
283
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,618
Addison's garage.
284
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,587
Bless you, Wilbur.
285
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,191
Fine lad.
286
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,018
The line's busy.
287
00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:17,989
Ed, I better take your
mother right over there.
288
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:24,011
Mr. Dowd, what time are you
starting your auction tomorrow?
289
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,229
11 o'clock?
290
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,447
Fine, we'll be there.
291
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:27,782
And I...
292
00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:31,269
The voice you have just
heard had been disconnected.
293
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,531
You shouldn't have done that.
294
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:33,638
Woman, have a heart.
295
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,284
We've got a whole
garage full of junk.
296
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,308
It's not junk.
297
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,275
We have enough
grandfather clocks
298
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,527
to start an old folks home.
299
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,979
Oh, really, Roger.
Stop exaggerating.
300
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,959
I'm going to use
everything I bought.
301
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,084
Kay, dear heart,
light of my life,
302
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,419
what do you intend to
do with the spinning wheel
303
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,770
you bought three years ago?
304
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:52,856
Well, I... I may make
a planter out of it.
305
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,686
You'd make a planter out
of anything, wouldn't you?
306
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,495
Oh, Addison, please, doll.
307
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,712
Let's go Sunday.
308
00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:01,566
I promise you I
won't buy. I'll just look.
309
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:02,717
Well, if you must look,
310
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:04,697
come and have a
look at the pawn shop
311
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,470
we laughingly call our garage.
312
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,590
Oh, really, Roger. What
are you trying to prove?
313
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,608
I know what I bought.
314
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,992
I just want you to see
315
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:14,812
why I have to park my car
in the driveway every week.
316
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,710
Addison, I know
what's in this garage,
317
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,774
and it's all stuff we
can use some day.
318
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,858
What kind of a planter
is that going to make?
319
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,827
How did that get here?
320
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:34,398
Why, it's that old plow horse
that Wilbur wanted to buy.
321
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,785
Wilbur, where do you think
322
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,104
I ought to take her
on Mother's Day?
323
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:44,058
Ed, we're going to have
a lot of trouble with Carol.
324
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,127
You should never
have phoned Mr. Dowd.
325
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,378
There comes a time
326
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,949
when a horse has to take
matters into his own hooves.
327
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,418
Well, I better phone Roger again
328
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,186
and tell him I've got
your mother in his garage.
329
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:09,662
Anything else I
can get you, dear?
330
00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:11,702
No, thank you, honey.
331
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:14,221
Are you still angry
with me, darling?
332
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,840
I mean about the other horse?
333
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,793
No, no, I-I see
your side of it, dear.
334
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,310
I hope you'll change your mind.
335
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,745
I don't want to seem obstinate.
336
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,030
That's my girl.
337
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:25,465
I mean, just promise me
you'll keep an open mind.
338
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:26,751
Sleep on it, huh?
339
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,086
All right, Wilbur. I better
get back to my roast.
340
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:31,372
Let me carry that for you.
341
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,908
Honey, if you change your
mind about that other horse
342
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,932
I think I can get
you a quick delivery.
343
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,074
I, uh, believe this
belongs to your herd.
344
00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:53,204
Roger, where did
you get the horse?
345
00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,429
I didn't know you liked horses.
346
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:56,614
Carol?
347
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,949
Wilbur, there must be
an explanation for this.
348
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,552
Yeah? Well, let's hear it.
349
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,654
Wilbur, how could you?
350
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,874
You'll excuse me if I
miss this preliminary bout.
351
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,021
I'm fighting in the
main event next door.
352
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,995
It's great to keep an
open mind, quick delivery...
353
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,064
That horse goes
back this instant.
354
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,151
Wilbur, right now.
355
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,152
Carol, please...
Right now, Wilbur.
356
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:21,005
Take that horse back right now.
357
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,074
Oh!
358
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,973
Ed, I'm sorry. I tried.
359
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,608
Can I say good-bye to Mama?
360
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,771
Cheer up, Ed.
361
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:35,596
♪ Mother, you are growing old ♪
362
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:41,602
♪ Silver threads
among the gold ♪
363
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:46,673
Breakfast in a few minutes.
364
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:49,193
Is he still angry about
returning that other horse?
365
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,177
I guess so.
366
00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:51,574
Agh, husbands
can be so stubborn.
367
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,515
Do you know that
Addison actually believes
368
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,478
that I'm not going
to that auction today?
369
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,451
And you're not.
370
00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:58,469
Yes, I am.
371
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,653
Good morning, Wilbur.
372
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,671
No, you're not.
373
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,351
Good morning, Wilbur. Yes, I am.
374
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,924
Good morning.
375
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,426
What's going on around here?
376
00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:08,645
Oh, they're just discussing
going to the auction today.
377
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,397
And we decided against it.
378
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,432
Carol would like to go.
379
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:15,119
Only if it's all right
with you, dear.
380
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,221
Oh, yeah...
381
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:20,408
No, no. I thought we'd just
relax around the house today.
382
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:22,504
Wilbur, you're a man
after my own heart.
383
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,245
Well, I'll be right back.
I've got to feed Ed.
384
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:29,249
Hurry, dear. Breakfast will
be ready in just a few minutes.
385
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,279
Morning, Ed. How's...
386
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,247
Ed?
387
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,792
Went home to Mother.
388
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,896
He must have just left.
389
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,084
The crayon is still wet.
390
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,984
Addison, please.
391
00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:07,738
I promise you that we'll only
stay at the auction for an hour.
392
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,473
Half hour?
393
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,925
Breakfast is ready.
394
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,227
15 minutes?
395
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,946
We'll just drive by?
396
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,166
My dear, you are not buying
any wagon wheels today.
397
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:22,036
Wilbur and I have
decided against it.
398
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,922
Why do you men
always stick together?
399
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,801
Because every day
of a married man's life
400
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,608
is Custard's last stand.
401
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:31,979
Well, let's finish up breakfast
and get down to that auction.
402
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,383
I have just been scalped.
403
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:54,267
All right, folks. The auction
will start in a few minutes now.
404
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,626
Pardon me, sir.
405
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,179
Yes, sir, what
can I... Oh, it's you.
406
00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:07,480
Now look Mr. Post,
that wasn't fair.
407
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:10,568
Buying my horse on the telephone
and then sending her back.
408
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,785
Anything you buy today
409
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,338
is strictly cash
on the barrelhead.
410
00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:16,391
Well, I'm sorry.
411
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,426
Have you seen my
horse around here?
412
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,105
Now, what makes you
think he'd be around here?
413
00:21:20,129 --> 00:21:22,562
He left a note saying he
was going back to mother.
414
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,403
Well, uh...
415
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:33,340
I-I guess I better
start the auction.
416
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,799
Wilbur, have you seen Kay?
417
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,063
I've been looking
all over for her.
418
00:21:44,087 --> 00:21:45,435
No.
419
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,316
Well, I've got to find her
before the bidding starts
420
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,173
or I'll walk home in a barrel.
421
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,036
All right, folks. All right.
422
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,993
Gather around. Now, we've got
423
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,013
some right powerful
bargains for you lucky people.
424
00:21:56,081 --> 00:22:00,517
Now the first item is
this sturdy plow horse.
425
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,403
Got a lot of hard-working
years left in her yet.
426
00:22:03,472 --> 00:22:04,922
Now, who'll start the bidding?
427
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:05,906
$10.
428
00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:06,923
15.
429
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,208
20.
430
00:22:08,277 --> 00:22:12,312
All right, I hear
20. Do I hear 25?
431
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:13,330
25.
432
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,581
30.
433
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,316
35.
434
00:22:16,385 --> 00:22:19,052
35, I have 35. Do I hear 40?
435
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,088
Ed, what are you doing?
436
00:22:21,157 --> 00:22:23,974
Buying my mother. Do you mind?
437
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,076
40, anyone? 40, 40, 40 anyone?
438
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,338
- 40.
- Thank you.
439
00:22:27,362 --> 00:22:29,429
But you know we
can't take her home.
440
00:22:29,498 --> 00:22:31,082
45.
441
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,068
45, I have 45. Do I hear 50?
442
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:36,003
Ed, you don't have any money.
443
00:22:36,072 --> 00:22:37,454
How are you going to pay?
444
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,089
This is my mother.
445
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:43,994
I'll beg. I'll work. I'll
steal. I'll do anything.
446
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,929
50, 50, do I hear 50?
447
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,426
- 50.
- Thank you.
448
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,167
I have 50, 50, 50. Do I hear 55?
449
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:53,119
Wilbur, what's
Mr. Ed doing here?
450
00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:55,455
Do I hear 55?
451
00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:56,919
All right.
452
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,142
50 once.
453
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,810
50 twice.
454
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,879
50...
455
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,064
55.
456
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,735
Sold, to that man for $55.
457
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,940
Wilbur, why did
you buy that horse?
458
00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:15,859
Honey, because that
is Mr. Ed's mother.
459
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,311
Believe me.
460
00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:20,364
I bought her and I'm going to
give her to some nice family.
461
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,267
Maybe with a couple
of kids who can love her
462
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,468
and make her last
years happy ones.
463
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,292
All right, honey.
464
00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:34,401
I don't mind if you're
an animal lover.
465
00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:36,697
As long as you keep
on being a wife lover.
466
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:39,616
I better go find Kay.
467
00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:46,991
Wilbur, if you were
a girl, I'd kiss you.
468
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:50,077
I think I will anyway.
469
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,766
All right, folks.
470
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,684
Who will give me $15?
471
00:23:57,753 --> 00:23:59,619
Believe me, it's a steal.
472
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,782
15.
473
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,339
17.
474
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,024
20.
475
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,692
22.
476
00:24:05,761 --> 00:24:07,544
22, 22, I've got 22.
477
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,696
Do I hear 23?
478
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,830
Why don't you go up to 50?
479
00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:12,933
50, sold.
480
00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:16,737
To that gentleman with
the mustache for $50.
481
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:19,956
Oh, Thank you, doll.
482
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,058
You bought me my wagon wheel.
483
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,499
I just bought $50 wagon wheel.
484
00:24:31,587 --> 00:24:33,136
Congratulations.
485
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,572
It should make a
beautiful planter.
486
00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:45,381
Closed-Captioned By J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
487
00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:47,562
♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪
488
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,853
♪ And no one can talk
to a horse, of course ♪
489
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,967
♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪
490
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,991
♪ Is the famous Mister Ed ♪
491
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:56,171
♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪
492
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,255
♪ He'll give you the answer ♪
493
00:24:57,279 --> 00:24:58,595
♪ That you'll endorse ♪
494
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,541
♪ He's always on
a steady course ♪
495
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,666
♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪
496
00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:04,668
♪ People yakkity-yak a streak ♪
497
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,753
♪ And waste your time of day ♪
498
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,799
♪ But Mister Ed
will never speak ♪
499
00:25:08,857 --> 00:25:10,958
♪ Unless he has
something to say ♪
500
00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:13,227
♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪
501
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,340
♪ And this one will talk
till his voice is hoarse ♪
502
00:25:15,364 --> 00:25:18,015
♪ You never heard
of a talking horse? ♪
503
00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:21,701
♪ Well, listen to this ♪
504
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,639
♪ I am Mister Ed ♪
505
00:25:30,245 --> 00:25:33,297
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