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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,853 I met the devil the other day. 4 00:00:28,887 --> 00:00:30,000 He walked up to me, and said, "Foolish, 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,920 He walked up to me, and said, "Foolish, 6 00:00:30,953 --> 00:00:34,420 do you really want to go to heaven?" 7 00:00:34,453 --> 00:00:37,253 I had to think about it, because when you look at heaven... 8 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,253 the way they show it in the movies, 9 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:42,253 that ain't really a place you want to hang out forever. 10 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:44,220 Everything there is white. 11 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,353 They play that same old fuckin' song 24 hours a day. 12 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,887 You got on white robes, looking like a Klansman with wings. 13 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,220 You can't have no pussy. No ! 14 00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:00,000 I'd rather go to hell where I can get my dick sucked, 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,920 I'd rather go to hell where I can get my dick sucked, 16 00:01:01,953 --> 00:01:05,387 smoke a joint, kick a bitch in the ass every now and then. 17 00:01:10,753 --> 00:01:12,853 ♪ I answer no ♪ 18 00:01:15,353 --> 00:01:17,887 ♪ Will you shut up ♪ 19 00:01:19,787 --> 00:01:24,293 ♪ I can boogie, baby Never learned to swim ♪ 20 00:01:24,327 --> 00:01:28,160 ♪ I can boogie, baby ♪ ♪ Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke ♪ 21 00:01:28,193 --> 00:01:30,000 Remember back in the days ? 22 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,360 Remember back in the days ? 23 00:01:30,393 --> 00:01:33,460 ♪ Why should I hold my breath ♪ 24 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:38,327 ♪ It ain't that I like you ♪ 25 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,027 Boy, is that the shit ? 26 00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:45,274 Mother, brother lost in time. 27 00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:48,408 ♪ What you talkin' about, "lost in time" ? 28 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,274 - Funk just is. - I listen to rap music. 29 00:01:51,308 --> 00:01:55,108 That's what I listen to. Nigger, this is where rap came from. 30 00:01:55,141 --> 00:01:58,441 No, nigger, rap came from N.W.A. 31 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:10,941 ♪ Psychoalphadiscobeta- bioaquadolop ♪ 32 00:02:10,974 --> 00:02:12,175 It's been a while. 33 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,808 It would have been better if we got to see more of each other. 34 00:02:14,841 --> 00:02:20,608 Look at you. You're tall, money and leather clothes and-- 35 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,748 I know you get a lot of pussy in this car. 36 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:27,781 You definitely playin'. I'm space-age pimpin'. 37 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,000 What you doin' ? I'm a homeless pimp. 38 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,948 What you doin' ? I'm a homeless pimp. 39 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:34,248 I can't afford one gold tooth. 40 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:36,848 I'm just letting mine stay dirty so I can get the same effect. 41 00:02:36,881 --> 00:02:39,748 You know what ? That's what I'm gonna change. 42 00:02:39,781 --> 00:02:41,748 I'm gonna show you how to get paid. 43 00:02:41,781 --> 00:02:43,748 We need to start our own comedy show. 44 00:02:43,781 --> 00:02:46,281 I guess it ain't never too late to start. 45 00:02:46,315 --> 00:02:47,615 Yeah. Shit. 46 00:02:57,615 --> 00:03:00,000 When the last time you've been to Grandma's ? A few days ago. 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,581 When the last time you've been to Grandma's ? A few days ago. 48 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:05,681 She told me it's been over a year. Time sure must be flyin'. 49 00:03:05,715 --> 00:03:09,248 It been that long ? Yeah, it's been that long. 50 00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:11,415 You should go over and see her. She love you. 51 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:15,581 Man, she don't want to see me. What make you say that ? 52 00:03:15,615 --> 00:03:17,881 Grandma a witch, man. Last time I went by her house, 53 00:03:17,915 --> 00:03:19,815 she spit in my eye. 54 00:03:21,421 --> 00:03:23,588 All right, man. 55 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,255 She did some vile shit, but you gotta let that go. 56 00:03:26,288 --> 00:03:28,421 She been in and out of the hospital. 57 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:30,000 Shortness of breath. And they say she got heart problems. 58 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,888 Shortness of breath. And they say she got heart problems. 59 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,882 Oh, Jesus Christ. 60 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:38,482 You boys got me down to my change. I'm out. 61 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:43,082 You recognize that sound ? 62 00:03:43,115 --> 00:03:45,248 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:48,182 --> 00:03:52,015 Hey ! Give it a rest ! 64 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:55,582 Hey, asshole, it's my only goddamn door. 65 00:03:55,615 --> 00:03:57,982 Who in the fuck-- 66 00:03:58,015 --> 00:03:59,315 Somebody told me my money was here. 67 00:03:59,348 --> 00:04:00,000 Niggers With Guns. 68 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,515 Niggers With Guns. 69 00:04:01,548 --> 00:04:04,482 Nobody move ! Nobody gets hurt ! Put it to that, motherfucker ! 70 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,348 Give me my goddamn money ! I know you got the shit ! 71 00:04:10,382 --> 00:04:14,448 Which one of you motherfuckers snuck in my favorite bible ? 72 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:18,415 "Fire and brimstone rain down upon you." 73 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:21,415 You heard me ! 74 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:25,222 I got your revelation, motherfucker ! 75 00:04:25,255 --> 00:04:28,588 Alabama. 76 00:04:28,622 --> 00:04:30,000 Gotcha. 77 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,322 Gotcha. 78 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,088 Fifty. 79 00:04:34,122 --> 00:04:36,355 And it's Foolish. 80 00:04:36,388 --> 00:04:40,322 What the fuck is the matter with you two ? 81 00:04:40,355 --> 00:04:42,322 Don't you know I could kill you ? 82 00:04:42,355 --> 00:04:45,922 He the one that made me do this. I'm like, "This isn't gonna be funny." 83 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:48,422 - You said you wanted to do some thug shit. - I said, "Hug." 84 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,322 - You were talking about a 211. - I said, "411." 85 00:04:51,355 --> 00:04:54,921 - Shut the fuck up before I bat the piss out you. - I already shit on myself. 86 00:04:54,955 --> 00:04:59,288 You both shut the fuck up ! Shut the fuck up right now ! What's the matter with you two ? 87 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:00,000 Alabama, don't-- 88 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,555 Alabama, don't-- 89 00:05:01,588 --> 00:05:03,955 There's nothing... funny about this. 90 00:05:03,988 --> 00:05:07,855 Shut up ! I was just trying to keep you on your toes. 91 00:05:07,888 --> 00:05:10,322 You take ten years off my life. 92 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:13,322 Alabama ? Hey-- 93 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,122 - Alabama ? - Alabama ? 94 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:19,355 Man, stop joking, Alabama. 95 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:22,995 Anybody know C.P.R. ? I know CP3. 96 00:05:23,028 --> 00:05:25,262 I was a purple beret, brother. 97 00:05:25,295 --> 00:05:27,462 They told me when you do C.P.R., 98 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,000 you gotta blow down their mouth or beat them in the chest. 99 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,195 you gotta blow down their mouth or beat them in the chest. 100 00:05:31,228 --> 00:05:35,428 We should probably blow in his mouth. I ain't blowing in his mouth. 101 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:38,062 - I ain't blowing. - Well, I'm not blowing. 102 00:05:38,095 --> 00:05:40,562 Man, blow in his mouth. Why don't you blow up his ass ? 103 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:43,862 Man-- Goddamn ! Then get down and beat on his chest. 104 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:47,395 Shit ! Jesus ! 105 00:05:47,428 --> 00:05:50,062 Can you hit him harder ? Come on, man. 106 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:54,895 The motherfucker's dead, man ! No, man ! This can't be happening ! 107 00:05:54,928 --> 00:05:56,862 He dead, man. He dead, man. 108 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,228 What kind of damn hit man catch a heart attack ? 109 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:09,195 I'll tell you what kind one that works for El Dorado Ron ! 110 00:06:09,228 --> 00:06:11,362 That's his cousin, man ! 111 00:06:11,395 --> 00:06:14,395 Fuck ! That's El Dorado Ron's cousin ? 112 00:06:14,428 --> 00:06:17,095 Nice fucking game, fellas. 113 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:19,495 Anybody ask you, you never saw me here. 114 00:06:22,935 --> 00:06:25,368 We just killed El Dorado Ron's cousin. 115 00:06:25,402 --> 00:06:28,035 Uh... I don't know about the "we" part, 116 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:30,000 but y'all do what you gotta do: 117 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,235 but y'all do what you gotta do: 118 00:06:30,268 --> 00:06:32,035 like chop him up and clean him up and stuff. 119 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:35,535 Get out ! I got a show to do. 120 00:06:35,568 --> 00:06:39,202 Family immunity, Mafia-ass bullshit. 121 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,168 Shit. 122 00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:11,068 ♪ How lucky can one guy be ♪ 123 00:07:11,102 --> 00:07:13,868 Drunk-ass white boy. If that was a nigger, you'd have tossed him out. 124 00:07:13,902 --> 00:07:16,868 What's up, Foolish ? Dealing with that crazy brother of mine. 125 00:07:16,902 --> 00:07:18,468 What else, man ? Go on in there. 126 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,435 Get back. 127 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,208 ♪ Her room was completely black ♪ Hmm. 128 00:07:25,242 --> 00:07:27,875 You ain't that motherfuckin' cute. 129 00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:30,000 Ain't gonna put you in no modelin' show, you short, ugly monster. 130 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,875 Ain't gonna put you in no modelin' show, you short, ugly monster. 131 00:07:31,908 --> 00:07:33,475 What's up, girl ? Hey, baby. 132 00:07:33,508 --> 00:07:35,475 Yeah. 133 00:07:35,508 --> 00:07:37,875 Excuse me. 134 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:39,875 Walter, come on. Am I in this show or not ? 135 00:07:39,908 --> 00:07:42,842 I'm not seeing my name anywhere on this list. 136 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,175 Man, chill out. I run this club, not you. 137 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:47,508 Dude, I know you run this club, but I'm tired of waiting. 138 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:51,342 By the time I get on stage, Farrakhan's gonna be dating a white woman. 139 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:55,108 - Where's my shit ? - Hey, Fool, you lookin' for something ? 140 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,508 Ooh ! You know just what a nigger need. 141 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,000 What's the crowd like ? 142 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,008 What's the crowd like ? 143 00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:04,475 If you want a tip, you better bring your own. There's two tables of Catholics up front. 144 00:08:04,508 --> 00:08:08,008 - Giovanni ! - Foolish... we gotta talk. 145 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:10,608 What's up, baby ? What a crowd, what a crowd ! 146 00:08:10,642 --> 00:08:13,308 I just got handed a big tab. 147 00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:15,208 There's lots of balloons. Yeah, I know. 148 00:08:15,242 --> 00:08:18,108 Foolish, this has gotta be paid off. 149 00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:20,842 I'm taking it out of your next check. I'm walking ! 150 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:24,315 There's the door. Go ahead, start walkin'. This is no joke. 151 00:08:24,348 --> 00:08:27,815 You better shape up. You're two hours late and this tab, you know ? 152 00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:32,982 That's what the government does. 153 00:08:33,015 --> 00:08:35,848 They talk about everything flag burning amendments. 154 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,848 We need a flag burning amendment. 155 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:41,482 It's out of control, the flag burning in America. 156 00:08:41,515 --> 00:08:45,282 Of course, 800 black communities had their churches burnt to the ground this year. 157 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:48,482 What'd the government do about that ? Nothing. 158 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:51,982 I guess if you're an African-American and you want the church burnings to stop, 159 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:55,015 you'll have to paint flags on the side of those buildings. 160 00:08:55,048 --> 00:08:57,482 That would fuck the rednecks up, wouldn't it ? 161 00:08:57,515 --> 00:09:00,000 I want to burn the church, but Old Glory's on the side. 162 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,848 I want to burn the church, but Old Glory's on the side. 163 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:02,948 Where'd you get that shirt ? 164 00:09:02,982 --> 00:09:06,482 Oh, there's the light. Am I sucking that bad ? Yeah. 165 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:09,382 Thank you very much for not applauding and breaking my timing. 166 00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:16,115 Hey, skinny boy, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. 167 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:19,415 - What ? - Elizabeth says hi from the junkyard in the sky. 168 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:24,288 Hey, Foolish, who we got in here tonight ? That's Redd. 169 00:09:31,255 --> 00:09:34,122 You can hear him ? Oh, no, I can't hear him. 170 00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:36,622 But I got voices too. 171 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:39,422 Who's that honky out there with you, Colonel Sanders ? 172 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:42,288 It's Manny. He cool. Cool, my ass ! 173 00:09:42,322 --> 00:09:46,955 Look at that cheap suit. That chump so poor, he gotta jerk off his dog to feed his cat. 174 00:09:46,988 --> 00:09:50,055 Right on, Manny. The best part of that turkey was left on the mattress. 175 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,588 But the Lord Almighty was generous with the gravy... 176 00:09:52,622 --> 00:09:54,588 when He made you, boy. 177 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:57,255 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's what I say. 178 00:09:57,288 --> 00:09:59,222 Who gives a damn what you say, jive-time pretty boy ? 179 00:09:59,255 --> 00:10:00,000 Let's take it to the stage. 180 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,222 Let's take it to the stage. 181 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:03,255 Redd ? 182 00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:05,922 "Don't eat from the tree of life." 183 00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:08,488 Now, what would that be ? Pussy. 184 00:10:08,522 --> 00:10:11,422 We call it a bush today. Vagina. 185 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:14,255 It's where life comes from. The tree of life. 186 00:10:14,288 --> 00:10:18,022 You eat pussy ? Come on, Rev. 187 00:10:18,055 --> 00:10:21,295 You know what I'm saying ? Just 'cause you're revvin' don't mean you ain't fuckin'. 188 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:24,195 Come on now. You gotta be fuckin'. There's the missus. 189 00:10:24,228 --> 00:10:26,528 I know you didn't get married just 'cause she make good soup. 190 00:10:26,562 --> 00:10:28,428 You know what I'm saying ? 191 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,000 You pulled out your pole of Moses and parted the Red Sea. 192 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,828 You pulled out your pole of Moses and parted the Red Sea. 193 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,828 Then you let your people go. 194 00:10:36,462 --> 00:10:39,462 Remember when motherfuckers used to sing to strong-arm the pussy ? 195 00:10:39,495 --> 00:10:41,995 Like Teddy Pendergrass. "Turn him off ! 196 00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:44,962 Come here, woman ! You got what I need !" 197 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:47,162 The motherfucker said, "Light a candle." 198 00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:50,962 That mean he didn't want to see the whole bumpy ass, just the silhouette of it. 199 00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:55,128 Nowadays, you got the beggin' motherfuckers. 200 00:10:55,162 --> 00:10:57,962 ♪ I'll wash your drawers ♪ 201 00:10:57,995 --> 00:11:00,000 ♪ I'll pay your rent ♪ 202 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,462 ♪ I'll pay your rent ♪ 203 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:02,462 Women be going off on that shit. 204 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,295 I be like-- ♪ That's the nigger you need ♪ 205 00:11:05,328 --> 00:11:07,528 ♪ 'Cause I ain't doin' that shit ♪ 206 00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:12,295 Ladies, I'd like to ask y'all just one little question. 207 00:11:12,328 --> 00:11:16,828 Since when did pussy become higher value than dick ? 208 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:22,268 Just 'cause they give up the pussy, they get roses, get shopping sprees. 209 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:25,268 I'm giving up dick. This is a fifty-fifty deal ! 210 00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:27,968 Where's my motherfuckin' roses ? 211 00:11:28,002 --> 00:11:30,000 My baseball tickets ? Football games ? 212 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,102 My baseball tickets ? Football games ? 213 00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:33,268 Send me to the Lakers ! What the fuck goin' on ? 214 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:35,502 Yeah, I know mine's some quality dick. 215 00:11:35,535 --> 00:11:40,368 Women, y'all got your own private A.T.M. machine right between your legs. 216 00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,935 Oh, yeah. Dick go in, money come out. 217 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,302 Mm-hmm. 218 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:50,435 I was at church Sunday. A motherfucker there got a A.T.M. machine in his church. 219 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:55,068 He like, "People coming in here lying about how they ain't got their donation. 220 00:11:55,102 --> 00:11:58,068 "So I put a A.T.M. machine by the front door. 221 00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,000 I needs my money." 222 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,202 I needs my money." 223 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,957 I don't even know why they collect money for God. 224 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,524 Is He broke ? Is He on food stamps ? 225 00:12:06,557 --> 00:12:10,024 You know what I'm saying ? Does God need some motherfuckin' housing ? 226 00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:12,157 Is He staying in the projects or something ? 227 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,024 Since when did God need money ? He own all this shit. 228 00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,224 God don't need no money. You do ! 229 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:20,291 How many houses that motherfucker got ? He's slickin', ain't he ? 230 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:23,031 Talkin' about that's God's house, like God came to you. 231 00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:25,331 "Uh, build me a house on Fifth and Hill. 232 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,497 "And you know I only like them stained glass windows. 233 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:29,297 I don't want none of them regular windows." 234 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:43,224 You know, I hate comin' to this place. Oh, my God. 235 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:51,444 ♪ Money, money, money ♪ 236 00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:54,378 Yo, Paris. Where Ron at ? ♪ Money ♪ 237 00:12:54,411 --> 00:12:56,578 ♪ Money, money, money ♪ He's in the back. 238 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,911 ♪ Money ♪ 239 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,000 Numbers. Nice suit, Paris. 240 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,878 Numbers. Nice suit, Paris. 241 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:09,838 ♪Yo, Ron. 242 00:13:11,944 --> 00:13:13,676 Yeah. 243 00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:18,876 We need to talk. "We need to talk" ? 244 00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:22,716 "We need to talk" ? Let's go talk. 245 00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:24,483 You stay here. 246 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,249 Wait a minute. 247 00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:42,616 You're telling me that's my cousin you got in the trunk of your car ? 248 00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:48,283 I gotta tell my Aunt Marie that her son is dead, 249 00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:50,749 and, on top of it, I gotta tell her why ? 250 00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:57,516 - What were you thinkin' ? - It's all my fault, boss. 251 00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,716 But it was an accident. 252 00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:00,000 "An accident" ? Let me ask you something. 253 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,049 "An accident" ? Let me ask you something. 254 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:06,849 If I took this pen and stuck it in your eye, would that be an accident ? 255 00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:10,049 If I took a bazooka and shoved it up your ass... 256 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,749 and blew your asshole into a hundred pieces, would that be an accident ? 257 00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:17,683 If I took a fuckin' sledgehammer and started whacking your fuckin'-- 258 00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,549 I'm telling you, man, it was an accident ! 259 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,056 He had a goddamn heart attack. 260 00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:23,823 Shut the fuck up, both of you ! 261 00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:29,989 You're not gonna have such a cushy job anymore. You know why ? 262 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:33,056 From now on, you handle all of Alabama's territory. 263 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,889 The whole northeast side. You understand ? 264 00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:38,523 - No, he's not in for that. - I said, "Shut the fuck up !" 265 00:14:38,556 --> 00:14:41,656 Because if I get up, both of you are gonna be laying down. 266 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,023 From here on in, you handle the drugs, 267 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,723 you handle the street gangs. 268 00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:49,156 The whole nine yards. You got that ? That's you. 269 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,656 I collect gambling debts. I ain't no goddamn drug dealer. 270 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,789 Wait a minute. You're gonna tell me what your job is ? 271 00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:57,923 Let me tell you something. You kill my flesh and blood, 272 00:14:57,956 --> 00:14:59,989 there's a procedure I have to follow. 273 00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:05,589 I've been loyal to you-- That's how you gonna do me ? 274 00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:09,523 Oh, man, I know you believe me. You know I-- 275 00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,089 Get out of my office. 276 00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,289 It was an accident. 277 00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:19,183 I said get out of the fuckin' office. 278 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,590 Fifty, goddamn it. This is way too serious. 279 00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:36,223 Don't be no hardhead. He's gonna kill you. 280 00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:38,456 I ain't trippin' on him. It was a goddamn accident. 281 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,811 That's what always gets a nigger: 282 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,311 the word "free." 283 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,511 You can get a nigger to turn himself into jail. 284 00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:50,644 Free... shoes. 285 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,677 Be niggers all up in jail. 286 00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:58,677 That's what we've been freedom. 287 00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,000 If you want something for free, you must be dumb. 288 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,844 If you want something for free, you must be dumb. 289 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,811 That's why they call it free-dumb. 290 00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:06,777 Niggers been marching around for years for some damn freedom. 291 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:08,777 Freedom ain't nothing but a state of mind. 292 00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:11,844 You want to be free ? It's just that quick. 293 00:16:11,877 --> 00:16:15,611 Motherfucker say, "I want you there at 7:00." You say, "Fuck you. I'm free." 294 00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:18,311 Foolish... you're finished. 295 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,711 I was going through American history. 296 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:28,084 Remember... when white people first came to America ? 297 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,000 Hmm ? 298 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,084 Hmm ? 299 00:16:30,117 --> 00:16:32,751 Remember y'all stole the whole country ? 300 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,751 A nigger go to jail for stealing a candy bar. 301 00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:36,751 Y'all stole a whole motherfuckin' country. 302 00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,817 Y'all colder than a motherfucker. 303 00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,184 And then gave the Indians a reservation. 304 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,151 The Indians thought they was talking about the Hyatt. 305 00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:47,151 Came over-- Y'all had some good-ass weed. 306 00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,151 Remember the name of the boat was the "Mayflower" ? 307 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:52,351 What flower grows in May ? Marijuana. 308 00:16:52,384 --> 00:16:57,317 They had a boatload full of shit. That's why they ran into Plymouth Rock. 309 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,000 They didn't know where the fuck they was goin'. That mother was high out of his mind. 310 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,317 They didn't know where the fuck they was goin'. That mother was high out of his mind. 311 00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:06,117 They got off the boat, and the Indians gave them fire weed in the peace pipe. 312 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,284 That's why they call it the peace pipe. 313 00:17:08,317 --> 00:17:11,484 You take one hit of that motherfucker shit-- 314 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:16,584 "Peace. Peace like a motherfucker. I ain't tryin' to fight nothing." 315 00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:18,651 The Indians got so high, they started running around telling people, 316 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:21,151 "I'm high, high, high, high." 317 00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:23,457 "I'm high, high, high, high." 318 00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:26,091 Got the munchies and called it Thanksgiving. 319 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:34,457 A lot of our nation's forefathers was heavy cocaine users. 320 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:39,091 Like Alexander Graham Bell. That's how he got "Gram" ! 321 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,257 He liked to buy it by the gram. 322 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,457 You got to be high and out your mind... 323 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,224 to even come up with a concept like the telephone sitting at home. 324 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,957 I wish I could talk to somebody who ain't even here. 325 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,957 Hello ? 326 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,870 Hello ? 327 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,823 You can keep flicking that light if you want. 328 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:58,023 All right ? 329 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,000 The longer you flick it, the longer I'm staying on. 330 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,356 The longer you flick it, the longer I'm staying on. 331 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:03,023 Y'all run out of money before I run out of funny. 332 00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:09,771 Hey, Pops. How you doin', man ? 333 00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:13,537 masturbation. 334 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:16,237 Hey, Jimmy, what's up, man ? I sent my tape. 335 00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:18,904 Did you look at my tape yet ? Call my office. 336 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:22,844 Call ? You want me to call ? Should I call ? I'll call. 337 00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:27,944 ♪ People always want to know ♪ 338 00:18:27,977 --> 00:18:30,000 ♪ Why Ice Cube be driving so damn slow ♪ 339 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,777 ♪ Why Ice Cube be driving so damn slow ♪ 340 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,911 Hey, yo, yo ! I just told my mama you're gonna sign me ! 341 00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,911 Get some material. 342 00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:40,777 Jimmy, over here ! Aw, shit. 343 00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,544 Look, man, when you love what you're doing, 344 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,244 you got no concept of time when you're on stage. 345 00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:49,477 Foolish, everybody's got a certain amount of time to do their thing. 346 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,911 That's the way it works here. You know that. 347 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,377 The way it works is when I'm on stage, your club is packed. 348 00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:56,911 When I ain't on stage, ain't nobody in this motherfucker. 349 00:18:56,944 --> 00:19:00,000 You can't sell no liquor, no chicken, none of them dry-ass fries you got here. 350 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,877 You can't sell no liquor, no chicken, none of them dry-ass fries you got here. 351 00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:03,511 What do you want me to call it, Foolish's Club ? 352 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,211 This is Giovanni's Club. 353 00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:08,211 Look, Giovanni. I got an idea. 354 00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:11,211 How about I go on last every motherfuckin' night ? 355 00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:13,177 That way you can put the comics on you want, 356 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,377 and everybody will be happy. 357 00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,877 That's exactly what I want you to do. 358 00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,344 Capite ? Capite. 359 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:24,817 Giovanni, how are you feeling tonight ? 360 00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:29,351 Are you out of your fuckin' mind ? I don't want to hear it. 361 00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:30,000 There's other clubs. Fuck it. 362 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,317 There's other clubs. Fuck it. 363 00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:33,317 Not like Giovanni's. Not on the strip. 364 00:19:33,351 --> 00:19:36,017 This is where the industry comes, man. 365 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:40,184 It's not cool going on after midnight. It's cool with me. 366 00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:45,017 Look, man... I got people coming down here to see you next week. 367 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,184 You understand that ? You won't be on stage till after midnight. 368 00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:51,851 Look, man, it's about comedy with me. It ain't about money. 369 00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:54,484 I'm the comedian in this situation. You the manager. 370 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,017 How about managing to take care of this shit ? 371 00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,184 I'm not gonna argue with you, man. 372 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,000 If you don't want to perform, you don't have to. I don't give a fuck. 373 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,051 If you don't want to perform, you don't have to. I don't give a fuck. 374 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:06,884 But realize we need this showcase if you want to go on a big-budget tour. 375 00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:11,851 Look, man, there's no other club in town that matters but this one. 376 00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:15,984 Man, we don't want this Good Fella wanna-be breathing down our necks. 377 00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,984 Listen. I got a call from Paramount. 378 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,317 They want to meet with you. You hear what I'm saying ? 379 00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:24,224 Big movie. Great opportunity. Yeah ? 380 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,091 Yes. Now, look here. It's Thursday. 381 00:20:28,124 --> 00:20:30,000 Right there. You be there, you hear ? 382 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,424 Right there. You be there, you hear ? 383 00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:34,024 You do that for me ? All right. I got you covered. 384 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,324 Hey, look who's here. Jimmy, nice to see you. 385 00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:50,091 Foolish, you are so sexy. 386 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,924 Where the hell were you till 3:00 in the morning ? 387 00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:55,057 You told me yesterday you had the 9:00 slot. 388 00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:58,891 11:00. Let a nigger get some damn sleep. 389 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,000 I know you weren't on stage for four hours. 390 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,057 I know you weren't on stage for four hours. 391 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,391 It might have been five. I'm good. 392 00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:07,157 Don't patronize me. You have no idea how to treat a lady. 393 00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:10,224 - Show me a lady. - Fuck you, Foolish ! 394 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:13,191 That's what you do. Not that damn good either. 395 00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:15,891 What's up, baby ? Mom, I need some lunch money. 396 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:18,724 Go ask Foolish. 397 00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:21,291 Foolish, I need some lunch money. 398 00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:28,364 You little gremlin. 399 00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:30,000 Ain't you the one that always say, 400 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,864 Ain't you the one that always say, 401 00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,997 "You ain't my daddy, you ain't my daddy" ? 402 00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:38,431 You're good, boy. I like you. 403 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,064 Here. 404 00:21:41,097 --> 00:21:43,997 Buy yourself an "edu-ma-cation." Thanks. 405 00:21:44,031 --> 00:21:47,964 It's all right. You don't want to be dumb like your mama. 406 00:21:47,997 --> 00:21:51,864 Dumb-ass. Let me get some damn sleep. 407 00:21:54,164 --> 00:21:58,464 Pussy was dry last night, like sandpaper. 408 00:21:58,497 --> 00:22:00,000 Where the hell were you last night ? What's your problem, woman ? 409 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,731 Where the hell were you last night ? What's your problem, woman ? 410 00:22:00,764 --> 00:22:02,764 Ain't no club in L.A. open till 3:00 in the morning. 411 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:06,231 Don't lie to me ! Do you want me to put a time clock on this motherfucker ? 412 00:22:06,264 --> 00:22:09,197 Punch in, punch out ? Do you want me to leave my dick on the motherfuckin' couch ? 413 00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:11,231 You got time for them fuckin' bitches at the club who think you're so-- 414 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:14,197 Put your hands on me one more time-- Don't put yourself in a man's position. 415 00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,097 You gonna hit me ? Come on, hit me. I ain't gonna hit your ass. 416 00:22:17,131 --> 00:22:19,264 Smack me, you punk-ass bitch. I got your bitch, bitch. 417 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,771 Bitch, you better sit your ignorant ass down. 418 00:22:27,871 --> 00:22:30,000 You hit my motherfuckin' grandmother's picture ! 419 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,337 You hit my motherfuckin' grandmother's picture ! 420 00:22:30,371 --> 00:22:33,004 She gave me that damn tiger, you nutty motherfucker ! 421 00:22:35,237 --> 00:22:39,071 I make the payments, I'll drive the damn car ! 422 00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:42,004 I'm the one who put the money down on that motherfuckin' car ! 423 00:22:48,071 --> 00:22:51,937 Come here, bitch ! Get your motherfuckin' ass-- 424 00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:58,404 Whose motherfuckin'... car... is this ? 425 00:22:58,437 --> 00:23:00,000 Are you fucking crazy ? 426 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,837 Are you fucking crazy ? 427 00:23:00,871 --> 00:23:04,137 Fuck, yes ! It's mine ! 428 00:23:04,171 --> 00:23:07,437 Mine ! 429 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,804 My motherfuckin' car ! 430 00:23:12,437 --> 00:23:15,104 Mine ! Mine ! Mine ! 431 00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,744 Fathers never sit a son down and say, "Son, come here. 432 00:23:28,777 --> 00:23:30,000 "You know, one day you're gonna see some pussy. 433 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,277 "You know, one day you're gonna see some pussy. 434 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:35,344 Here's what you do with it." 435 00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:39,277 We don't get those talks. We get Playboy magazine, Hustler, shit like that. 436 00:23:39,311 --> 00:23:41,744 We just look at naked pictures and jack off. 437 00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:44,911 Goddamn ! Shit ! 438 00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:47,411 What the fuck-- 439 00:23:47,444 --> 00:23:51,777 You got to be the ignorantest motherfucker that ever lived. 440 00:23:51,811 --> 00:23:55,111 Break your own shit out. Look at you now. 441 00:23:55,144 --> 00:23:57,411 Lucky it ain't raining. Your ass would be wet. 442 00:23:57,444 --> 00:24:00,000 You's a stupid motherfucker, Foolish. 443 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,244 You's a stupid motherfucker, Foolish. 444 00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:02,244 I'd like to take this time out... 445 00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:04,444 to thank you white people. 446 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:08,277 No, for real. For inviting us here to America. 447 00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:11,777 That was real nice of y'all. You know what I'm saying ? 448 00:24:11,811 --> 00:24:14,077 Sent boats over to pick us up and everything. 449 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,744 Gave us jobs when we got here. 450 00:24:17,777 --> 00:24:20,111 Because you always hear the stereotypes. 451 00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:22,451 Black people-- They don't like to work. 452 00:24:22,484 --> 00:24:25,084 What the fuck are you talking about ? It's genetic ! 453 00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:27,917 When we was in Africa, we didn't have fuckin' jobs. 454 00:24:27,951 --> 00:24:30,000 We'd just sit around all day until we get hungry, 455 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,417 We'd just sit around all day until we get hungry, 456 00:24:30,451 --> 00:24:32,417 go kill something and barbecue ! 457 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:35,784 As we still do today ! 458 00:24:35,817 --> 00:24:39,417 So what do you think ? It's never been done before. 459 00:24:39,451 --> 00:24:43,084 Three lovable drag queens driving cross-country... 460 00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:45,484 helping middle America solve its problems. 461 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,484 Y'all want me to wear a dress ? 462 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:52,384 Foolish, this isn't a throwaway role. 463 00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:57,417 You'll be carrying the emotional energy of the movie. 464 00:24:57,451 --> 00:25:00,000 Man, it's not that I don't appreciate the offer, 'cause I do, but-- 465 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,384 Man, it's not that I don't appreciate the offer, 'cause I do, but-- 466 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:06,851 All we're asking you to do... is to take the script home, read it, 467 00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:09,184 then make a decision. Then make the decision. 468 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:15,017 Foolish, there's a lot of money involved. 469 00:25:15,051 --> 00:25:17,017 We're talking a major motion picture here, Foolish. 470 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:22,724 It can't hurt. All right. 471 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,491 - I don't know, man. 472 00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:30,000 Foolish, please-- 473 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,991 Foolish, please-- 474 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:35,224 We're not supposed to talk about this yet. 475 00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:39,824 Harrison may be signing on as one of the other drag queens. 476 00:25:39,857 --> 00:25:43,024 Get out of here ! Harrison ? Harrison. 477 00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:45,291 Air Force Harrison ? Harrison. 478 00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:47,324 Me and... Harrison ? 479 00:25:47,357 --> 00:25:49,791 Harrison. Harrison ? 480 00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:51,991 Foolish Waise and Harrison ? 481 00:25:52,024 --> 00:25:53,524 - Harrison. - That's Harrison. 482 00:25:53,557 --> 00:25:56,491 So I guess that's me. Yeah. 483 00:25:56,524 --> 00:26:00,000 ♪ Yeah, that's it. 484 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,024 ♪ Yeah, that's it. 485 00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:02,024 Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah ! 486 00:26:02,057 --> 00:26:05,257 I ain't feelin' that. I ain't feelin' it at all. 487 00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:11,457 I thought y'all was casting a movie about the black experience in Vietnam. 488 00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:14,957 - That's down the road, baby. - How far down the road ? I got car problems right now. 489 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:18,324 Way down the road. This is now, Foolish. 490 00:26:18,357 --> 00:26:21,791 Now. We're talking about taking you out of the clubs... 491 00:26:21,824 --> 00:26:24,264 and putting you on the couch. 492 00:26:24,297 --> 00:26:27,097 On the couch. With Leno. 493 00:26:27,131 --> 00:26:29,231 - Oprah. - Oprah. 494 00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:30,000 Rosie. Rosie. 495 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,164 Rosie. Rosie. 496 00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:35,831 Could I say something that every actor probably... 497 00:26:35,864 --> 00:26:38,264 would want to say to a couple gentlemen like yourselves ? 498 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,964 Sure. Say anything you want to say. Sure. Go ahead. 499 00:26:40,997 --> 00:26:44,464 Yeah. Kiss my black ass. 500 00:26:44,497 --> 00:26:46,797 Man, I'm not selling out to do this shit. 501 00:26:46,831 --> 00:26:50,297 There's some people that think they're women. 502 00:26:50,331 --> 00:26:53,764 - Put a damn dress on ? - We call them homosexuals. 503 00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:57,824 Kiss my ass. Like I'm gonna be Mr. Tootsie Roll. 504 00:26:57,858 --> 00:27:00,000 I ain't got nothing against them. I just don't understand that shit. 505 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,824 I ain't got nothing against them. I just don't understand that shit. 506 00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:03,891 How do you find love in another hairy sack ? 507 00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:06,858 He's black. He's skinny. He's all wrapped up. 508 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,824 Have you seen the gay parade ? 509 00:27:09,858 --> 00:27:14,791 Every year they take over the whole town. Big-ass floats. 510 00:27:14,824 --> 00:27:17,991 Literally. Floats shaped like big asses. 511 00:27:18,024 --> 00:27:21,924 A couple of them "I'm Shitty Man." 512 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:24,964 That's why I want every man in here to know, 513 00:27:24,998 --> 00:27:27,964 starting this year, we're gonna have our own straight parade. 514 00:27:27,998 --> 00:27:30,000 Yeah. We gonna take over their boulevard. 515 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,331 Yeah. We gonna take over their boulevard. 516 00:27:31,364 --> 00:27:34,664 We gonna have big floats shaped like giant dicks ! 517 00:27:34,698 --> 00:27:39,264 With naked women holding hands around it singing "Kumbaya." 518 00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:42,998 Mr. Washington, what do you have to say-- 519 00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:45,731 These bloodsuckers are trying to bring my best client down. 520 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,731 We want it all. We want it all ! 521 00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:51,298 - Quentin ? - What's up, baby girl ? 522 00:27:51,331 --> 00:27:54,031 Hi. Long time no see, huh ? 523 00:27:55,631 --> 00:27:58,798 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Look at you, girl. 524 00:27:58,831 --> 00:28:00,000 - All grown up, huh ? - Desiree ? 525 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,631 - All grown up, huh ? - Desiree ? 526 00:28:01,664 --> 00:28:03,798 You coming ? You sure ? Oh, no, you go ahead. 527 00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:07,064 Yeah, I'll be all right. She be all right, Johnny. 528 00:28:07,098 --> 00:28:10,398 That's Everett Washington, esquire. 529 00:28:11,631 --> 00:28:15,298 That's your boss ? Oh, okay. That's my uncle. 530 00:28:15,331 --> 00:28:17,464 So I heard lawyers make a lot of money. 531 00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:19,698 I do all right as an assistant. 532 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:23,738 So what is it that you do ? I'm a car salesman. 533 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:26,604 A salesman with all those diamonds in his glasses ? 534 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,000 I sell a lot of cars. I bet you do. 535 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,304 I sell a lot of cars. I bet you do. 536 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,071 I got a proposal for you. 537 00:28:34,104 --> 00:28:36,604 I'm trying to do a comedy show, 538 00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:38,704 starring my little brother Foolish. 539 00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:40,704 You remember Foolish ? 540 00:28:40,738 --> 00:28:42,904 Yeah, I know Foolish. 541 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:47,504 I need somebody to help me organize this, and you're the perfect person. 542 00:28:47,538 --> 00:28:49,904 Why me, though ? 543 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:53,538 Because you're intelligent. I can trust you. 544 00:28:53,571 --> 00:28:57,938 You know I care about you. You know that. 545 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,000 So are you down or what ? 546 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,771 So are you down or what ? 547 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:16,172 I expect you're right. Grandma ! 548 00:29:16,205 --> 00:29:18,739 Hey, Foolish. Oh, my baby. 549 00:29:18,772 --> 00:29:22,239 How you doin' ? Mmm, mmm, mmm. 550 00:29:22,272 --> 00:29:25,245 Looking good, Gram. 551 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,779 I like them shoes. Stop your foolishness. 552 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:29,779 You're too hot for church. 553 00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:30,000 How you doin', Miss Ida ? Hello, sweetie. 554 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,879 How you doin', Miss Ida ? Hello, sweetie. 555 00:29:31,912 --> 00:29:34,612 Hi, baby. 556 00:29:34,645 --> 00:29:37,245 I've had a crush on you for 15 years, girl. 557 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,079 Get out of here, boy. Oh, no. 558 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,079 So where's Quentin ? 559 00:29:43,112 --> 00:29:45,745 How come he don't ever come to see me ? 560 00:29:45,779 --> 00:29:48,245 Um... he said he's afraid of you... 561 00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:50,779 'cause the last time y'all talked, you spit in his eye. 562 00:29:50,812 --> 00:29:54,112 Hmm. I meant to spit in his eye. 563 00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:57,212 Trying to clear up his sight so he can see he's headed down the wrong road. 564 00:29:57,245 --> 00:30:00,000 I raised y'all proper after your mama passed on. 565 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,012 I raised y'all proper after your mama passed on. 566 00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:04,045 I don't think you remember when he went off to live with his daddy, do you ? 567 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:07,579 Mm-mm. Well, before he left, 568 00:30:07,612 --> 00:30:09,579 I looked Quentin dead in the eye, 569 00:30:09,612 --> 00:30:12,045 and I said, "Quentin, just because your daddy's a crooked man, 570 00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:14,212 don't mean your fate is sealed." 571 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:16,879 You gotta live your own life, huh, Grandma ? 572 00:30:16,912 --> 00:30:18,879 Mm-hmm. 573 00:30:18,912 --> 00:30:21,212 That's right, but that boy's headed for ruin. 574 00:30:21,245 --> 00:30:24,552 Always just grabbing at something further and further out of reach. 575 00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,985 He just a fathead. That's what he is. 576 00:30:27,019 --> 00:30:30,000 Acts important, so he think he's really important. 577 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,485 Acts important, so he think he's really important. 578 00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:32,819 Remember what I used to tell y'all ? 579 00:30:32,852 --> 00:30:35,685 The only stars are-- In the sky. 580 00:30:35,719 --> 00:30:38,952 - That's right. - My grandmother was crazy. 581 00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:42,952 - Y'all remember switches ? - Oh, yeah. 582 00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:45,985 First it was the belt. I was cool with that. 583 00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:48,619 You stick the arm out, let it wrap around a couple of times... 584 00:30:48,652 --> 00:30:50,819 then do a lot of hollering like it hurt. 585 00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:53,952 Oh, I ain't gonna do it no more ! 586 00:30:56,652 --> 00:30:58,785 Then she got ahold of them switches. 587 00:30:58,819 --> 00:31:00,000 She an old country woman. 588 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,485 She an old country woman. 589 00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:04,952 They make you go get the weapon yourself. 590 00:31:04,985 --> 00:31:07,652 That ain't nothing but psychological torture, 591 00:31:07,685 --> 00:31:10,619 'cause the whole way you're going towards the tree, 592 00:31:10,652 --> 00:31:13,952 you thinking, "This is gonna fuck me up." 593 00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:22,052 ♪ The only stars are in the sky ♪ 594 00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:24,192 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 595 00:31:26,659 --> 00:31:29,759 ♪ Said the only stars ♪ 596 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:30,000 ♪ Are in the sky ♪ 597 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,759 ♪ Are in the sky ♪ 598 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:35,092 ♪ I ♪ 599 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:38,492 ♪ Remember when you first told me that Grandma Ow, huh ♪ 600 00:31:38,525 --> 00:31:41,225 - Yeah. - I got another one. You want to hear another one ? 601 00:31:41,259 --> 00:31:44,459 No, baby, just keep on with your comedy. 602 00:31:44,492 --> 00:31:48,892 - Oh, that's cold. - I got one anyway. 603 00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:54,925 ♪ This is a man's world ♪ 604 00:31:56,825 --> 00:31:59,659 Ron's going crazy over this. He's obsessed by it. 605 00:31:59,692 --> 00:32:00,000 You either settle with him or get the hell out of town. 606 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,825 You either settle with him or get the hell out of town. 607 00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:06,659 Shit, I ain't runnin', baby. I know how to play the game. 608 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,859 ♪ Nothing ♪ 609 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,333 Miss, excuse me, but we have to talk. 610 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,967 Make it fast, Numbers. I got somewhere to go. 611 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,967 I'll make it fast. 612 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,740 - Go put some clothes on, girl. - Oh, Fifty. 613 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,673 I got a lot of experience with this kind of stuff. 614 00:32:26,707 --> 00:32:29,140 You need to get lost while you still can. 615 00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:30,000 Which one ? This one or this one ? 616 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,273 Which one ? This one or this one ? 617 00:32:31,307 --> 00:32:33,307 - The blue one. - Both of 'em blue, man. 618 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,807 That one, for Christ's sake. 619 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,340 I'm gonna pick this one. Never could trust your judgment. 620 00:32:41,707 --> 00:32:45,307 All right. There is one other option. 621 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:49,073 What ? You remember the warehouse at 29th Street ? 622 00:32:49,107 --> 00:32:51,273 Yeah, I remember. 623 00:32:51,307 --> 00:32:54,540 I was in charge of erasing the tapes from the security system. 624 00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:59,140 I know that ain't what I think it is. 625 00:32:59,173 --> 00:33:00,000 I always told you, you deal with somebody like Ron, you cover your ass. 626 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,673 I always told you, you deal with somebody like Ron, you cover your ass. 627 00:33:03,707 --> 00:33:05,607 I've been saving this in case of an emergency. 628 00:33:07,973 --> 00:33:10,973 This is an emergency... 629 00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:13,107 and this is all the insurance I need, Numbers. 630 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,140 Thanks. 631 00:33:15,173 --> 00:33:17,807 All right. You're going out tonight, I'm going with you. 632 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,007 You need somebody to cover you. 633 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,113 You ain't goin' with me 'cause I ain't goin' out. I changed my mind. Good. 634 00:33:24,147 --> 00:33:26,580 I'm not going anywhere either, so the two of us will be together. 635 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,780 No, I'm gonna be right here with my girl. 636 00:33:28,813 --> 00:33:30,000 - If you need me, you just call. - You promise me ? 637 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,147 - If you need me, you just call. - You promise me ? 638 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:36,280 I said just call. If you need me, we'll be here. I'm not going anywhere. 639 00:33:36,313 --> 00:33:40,147 I heard what you said. You promise me you're gonna be here or not ? 640 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:43,747 ♪ You know that man makes money ♪ Just call if you need me. 641 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:47,247 - Do you promise me ? - I said I'm gonna be here. 642 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,947 All right. How old is that girl ? 643 00:33:53,847 --> 00:33:55,813 I went to the movie theater... 644 00:33:55,847 --> 00:33:58,813 and saw this girl I met 48 Hours ago. 645 00:33:58,847 --> 00:34:00,000 Or was it Nine And A Half Weeks ? I didn't haveTotal Recall. 646 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,013 Or was it Nine And A Half Weeks ? I didn't haveTotal Recall. 647 00:34:02,047 --> 00:34:04,880 Her hair looked like she jumped out of Tales From The Crypt. 648 00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:06,913 Hey, baby, what's up ? 649 00:34:06,947 --> 00:34:09,247 What's up, girl ? How are you doin' ? 650 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,913 I'm fine. Good. I just wanted to let you know... 651 00:34:11,947 --> 00:34:14,047 that Everett Washington just got here. 652 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,213 Where ? He's right back there. 653 00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:19,780 Okay. 654 00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:22,747 Make sure we get the best champagne in the house for him, all right ? 655 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,987 I've got just the bottle. 656 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:27,087 She asked me if I wanted to do the Wild Thing. 657 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,353 I thought, "This is an Indecent Proposal." 658 00:34:29,387 --> 00:34:30,000 Half of these guys are shit. I think it's this guy Foolish we need to see. 659 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,253 Half of these guys are shit. I think it's this guy Foolish we need to see. 660 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:36,287 Probably Lost In Space, though I never Die Hard. 661 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,087 At this point, all I could think about wasThe Getaway. 662 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,887 So I told her, "Let's check my X-Files-- Hello. 663 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,987 Hi. 664 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:48,587 So I came up with some Pulp Fiction; started telling True Lies. 665 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,787 Right ? Right ? 666 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:54,587 Simone, who ordered that ? It's for Everett Washington. 667 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,720 You mean, theEverett Washington is here ? 668 00:34:57,753 --> 00:34:59,920 The Everett Washington. 669 00:34:59,953 --> 00:35:00,000 Well, the champagne is on the house. Don't worry about it. 670 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,887 Well, the champagne is on the house. Don't worry about it. 671 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,053 It's already been paid for by Fifty. Fifty who ? 672 00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:08,253 Masturbation. 673 00:35:08,287 --> 00:35:11,120 I like to think of it as making love to someone special. 674 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:13,753 I wish he'd get off. 675 00:35:13,787 --> 00:35:15,753 I'm sorry, sister, for even bringing you to this motherfucker. 676 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,587 Thanks. That's gonna be worth a lot of money once I'm dead. 677 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,353 Foolish. Good to see you, baby. Looking good. 678 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,760 All right. I want you to meet somebody. 679 00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:27,060 Ruben Reyes from Horizon Entertainment Television. 680 00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:29,693 How you doin', old Ru ? All right. Real pleasure, Foolish. 681 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:30,000 Horizon's gotten a lot of comedians started in television. 682 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,727 Horizon's gotten a lot of comedians started in television. 683 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,727 We're hearing good things about you. Jimmy can't stop yapping. 684 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,027 That's his 15 percent talkin'. Where's my money from the last gig ? 685 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:43,893 Then I bring myself back to my apartment and seduce me. 686 00:35:43,927 --> 00:35:46,793 This is too sad. Boo ! 687 00:35:46,827 --> 00:35:49,893 - First I resist. I'm not easy. - Get the fuck off stage, please ! 688 00:35:49,927 --> 00:35:53,760 Then finally I give in because when I say no, I really mean maybe. 689 00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:57,693 These white comedians out here-- Yeah. I see. 690 00:35:57,727 --> 00:35:59,860 Ten minutes-- Where you goin' ? 691 00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:00,000 - From what I hear, your routine is pretty fresh. - "Fresh" ? 692 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,627 - From what I hear, your routine is pretty fresh. - "Fresh" ? 693 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:06,927 I like rough sex. You like rough sex ? 694 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,093 Fuck you from the back and burn you with a cigarette. You like that ? 695 00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:14,693 Hit you over the ass and head with a cleat. You like that ? 696 00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:17,060 What time is Foolish coming on ? 697 00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:20,727 What you call a dog with no legs ? It don't matter. He ain't gonna come anyway. 698 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,733 - These guys are horrible. - Where you goin', short fucker, in your ugly-ass suit ? 699 00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:27,733 I guarantee you it will be worth the wait. Yeah. 700 00:36:27,767 --> 00:36:30,000 We're losing our ass in here tonight. 701 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,833 We're losing our ass in here tonight. 702 00:36:30,867 --> 00:36:35,000 Giovanni's phone. 703 00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:38,600 Check this shit out. 704 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,067 Yeah ? Who is this ? 705 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,333 Giovanni. Who you think it is ? 706 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:47,333 Yo, Giovanni, man, we're in trouble tonight. 707 00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:50,600 They're dying out there, man. What do you mean ? 708 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:52,367 Comics gettin' booed off the stage. 709 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,133 People walkin' up, leavin' out the club. 710 00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:58,067 - Put Foolish on. - Foolish ? 711 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,000 Foolish... go do a show in the main room. 712 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,133 Foolish... go do a show in the main room. 713 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,333 Yes, sir, boss. 714 00:37:04,367 --> 00:37:06,267 He's on his way over there now. 715 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,333 You told me to put Foolish on last. 716 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:12,000 - Forget about it. - Giovanni, you feel all right ? 717 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,700 - You talkin' to me ? - Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. 718 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,667 No, I'm talking to you ! You bustin' my balls ? 719 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:23,267 You tell me this on the day of my daughter's wedding, baby ? 720 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,873 I'm not talkin' to you ! Huh ? 721 00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:37,673 - What's up, people ? - Tell your business, Fool. 722 00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:39,640 Foolish ! Go ahead, skinny boy ! 723 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:46,007 Now, women, I'm scared of you motherfuckers. 724 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,240 Y'all lie. Oh, yeah. 725 00:37:48,273 --> 00:37:50,640 Y'all lie real well. 726 00:37:50,673 --> 00:37:54,107 You always lie and say you don't want to fuck as bad as we do... 727 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:57,040 when you know y'all want to fuck more than we do. 728 00:37:57,073 --> 00:38:00,000 Look at the shit y'all go through to attract dick. 729 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,807 Look at the shit y'all go through to attract dick. 730 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,107 You pluck your eyebrows. You line your eyes, around the motherfuckin' eyes. 731 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:09,273 Then put the lipstick on and outline that motherfucker. And the rouge and shit. 732 00:38:09,307 --> 00:38:11,773 Then put your titties in a dress, make it look like a booty on your chest. 733 00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:13,973 You're servin' them up. 734 00:38:14,007 --> 00:38:18,073 Walter, what is he doing up there ? He's savin' our ass. 735 00:38:18,107 --> 00:38:20,607 Who told you to put him up there ? 736 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,380 You. You told me to put him up there. I told you ? 737 00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:27,013 Yeah. Good fuckin' idea too. 738 00:38:27,047 --> 00:38:30,000 See now, white women-- They get to go shopping... 739 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,247 See now, white women-- They get to go shopping... 740 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,213 'cause they got the right answer when their husband come home. 741 00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:36,613 He come home with the suit on and the briefcase. 742 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:41,213 The white woman is always, "How was your day, dear ? The kids are ready, dear. 743 00:38:41,247 --> 00:38:43,613 Dinner's on, dear." 744 00:38:43,647 --> 00:38:47,113 So he'll give them a checkbook. They can go shopping. You know what I'm saying ? 745 00:38:47,147 --> 00:38:50,747 Asian women are the best. Asian man come home-- 746 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:55,713 "How you doing? Let me rub your feet. I'll make you feel good." 747 00:38:55,747 --> 00:38:58,380 You can't wait to give that bitch a checkbook. "Go shopping." 748 00:38:58,413 --> 00:39:00,000 Spanish brothers, they even go home-- "Hi, Poppy." 749 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,013 Spanish brothers, they even go home-- "Hi, Poppy." 750 00:39:03,047 --> 00:39:05,347 And a white man's got-- 751 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:09,213 If he's got five inches of dick, he think he's swinging. 752 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:12,880 You know what I'm saying ? Spanish brother-- He's somewhere around seven. 753 00:39:12,913 --> 00:39:16,047 You know what I'm saying ? Chinaman-- A little one. 754 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,247 Microscope. But he get a back rub. 755 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,313 He's a fool, right ? Yeah, you got that right. 756 00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:26,720 - You know what I'm saying ? - A nigger come home-- 757 00:39:26,753 --> 00:39:29,220 That motherfucker get a headache. 758 00:39:29,253 --> 00:39:30,000 It's like, "Shit, does this bitch come with aspirin ?" 759 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,820 It's like, "Shit, does this bitch come with aspirin ?" 760 00:39:34,853 --> 00:39:39,353 He's really funny... but he's just not what we're looking for. 761 00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:42,320 What are you talking about ? Listen to these people. 762 00:39:42,353 --> 00:39:44,887 I understand. The kid's gonna be huge. 763 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,353 A brother go home and, given the best dick in the world-- 764 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,720 He come home, what do he get ? "Nigger, where you been ? 765 00:39:51,753 --> 00:39:54,020 "How come you're always out with your friends ? I'm tired of this bullshit. 766 00:39:54,053 --> 00:39:58,020 You need to stay here sometime." 767 00:39:58,053 --> 00:40:00,000 Nigger getting ready to hand her two dollars. "Ah, fuck that." 768 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,187 Nigger getting ready to hand her two dollars. "Ah, fuck that." 769 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:05,853 That's why you don't see black women out shopping. 770 00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:09,053 You done talked your way out of a shopping spree. 771 00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:13,220 What do you want him to do different ? 772 00:40:13,253 --> 00:40:17,020 Jokes ? I don't tell no motherfuckin' jokes. That's the easy shit. 773 00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:19,953 Premise, middle, punch line. Anybody can tell a damn joke. 774 00:40:19,987 --> 00:40:22,120 I'm a storyteller. I'm a comedian, man. 775 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:25,260 I was born to do this shit. That's the difference. 776 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:29,593 You and I know that, but these TV people need to hear some jokes, man. 777 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:30,000 I ain't telling no motherfuckin' jokes. Fuck that. 778 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,927 I ain't telling no motherfuckin' jokes. Fuck that. 779 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,893 We can give the TV people something new. 780 00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:36,093 You know what I'm saying ? 781 00:40:36,127 --> 00:40:40,260 We can give the TV people something like a show about Africa. 782 00:40:40,293 --> 00:40:44,927 All the brothers over there killing Tarzan 'cause a white man can't run a brother's shit. 783 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,593 They don't want no new shit on TV, all right ? 784 00:40:47,627 --> 00:40:49,593 You don't want to play ball, man. 785 00:40:49,627 --> 00:40:52,760 You want to play your own little games in your own little world. 786 00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:55,927 Man, Paramount wanted Foolish Waise ! 787 00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,000 - In a motherfuckin' dress ! - They were ready to sign you on the dotted line. 788 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,227 - In a motherfuckin' dress ! - They were ready to sign you on the dotted line. 789 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:03,093 But you just couldn't play ball. 790 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,227 Whatever happened to integrity, man ? Huh ? 791 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:08,027 How many brothers gotta wear a motherfuckin' dress ? 792 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,227 Everybody on TV got on a goddamn dress. 793 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:13,193 Shanene, Shanana, Shanookie. What I'm gonna be ? Shanigger ? 794 00:41:13,227 --> 00:41:15,193 It ain't happening ! What's wrong with Foolish ? 795 00:41:15,227 --> 00:41:18,560 Probably just got a little bit of a chemical imbalance. 796 00:41:18,593 --> 00:41:20,560 Look, all we gotta do is regroup, man. 797 00:41:20,593 --> 00:41:24,033 We can make this shit happen. You're not hearing me. 798 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:28,567 I don't care about the money either, man. 799 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,000 I wanted to build a career, make a legend. 800 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,200 I wanted to build a career, make a legend. 801 00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:35,033 Not be out here dealing with some... loser. 802 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:37,133 Man, I'm through with you. 803 00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:42,733 Yeah, well, fuck you too ! Never needed your ass ! 804 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,733 Talk about makin' a motherfuckin' legend. You can't make shit ! 805 00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:48,700 I was born a legend ! I'm the last of the great ones, motherfucker ! 806 00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:53,767 Remember that... when you go get your punk-ass, no-name comic ! Bitch ! 807 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,567 Whoo ! Hey ! 808 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,000 ♪ You feelin' good ♪ Yeah. 809 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,033 ♪ You feelin' good ♪ Yeah. 810 00:42:01,067 --> 00:42:03,300 ♪ They don't know that I-- ♪ 811 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:05,700 Say what ? 812 00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:09,333 Foolish is just like that. Gotta do what you want. 813 00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:12,033 What's up, test tube baby ? What ? 814 00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:15,033 Don't "what" me, boy. Beat you like you was my kids. 815 00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:19,100 Everything is all messed up. Oh, please, boy. 816 00:42:19,133 --> 00:42:21,933 Things are just startin' to get interestin'. Shit. 817 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:26,173 You call this bullshit happening to me "interesting" ? Stop all that cryin'. Whoo ! 818 00:42:26,207 --> 00:42:29,640 Every ball player strikes out from time to time. 819 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,000 Next time you might hit the fence. What if I strike out, Robin ? 820 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,707 Next time you might hit the fence. What if I strike out, Robin ? 821 00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:33,907 Watch out now. Robin ? 822 00:42:35,607 --> 00:42:38,140 Man, you still talkin' to them ghosts ? 823 00:42:40,373 --> 00:42:43,307 Get yourself together. You need to go talk to Everett Washington. 824 00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:45,307 I'll be out in a minute. 825 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:48,307 What you talkin' about ? This is your big chance, man ! 826 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,840 This man ain't gonna wait. Let's go take care of this business ! 827 00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:53,173 Who the fuck he come to see ? Hurry up ! 828 00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:55,307 I'm gonna be waiting outside. I'll be out in a damn minute. Shit. 829 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,673 Yo, Everett. What's happening ? 830 00:42:57,707 --> 00:42:59,673 This is my little brother, Foolish. 831 00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:00,000 Pleasure to meet you, You're fantastic. 832 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,573 Pleasure to meet you, You're fantastic. 833 00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:04,873 - You were cracking me up. - I appreciate that, brother. 834 00:43:04,907 --> 00:43:07,973 This is my lady friend, Renee. This is Foolish. Hi. Nice to meet you. 835 00:43:08,007 --> 00:43:11,273 How you doin', baby ? You got any black in you ? I'm good. 836 00:43:11,307 --> 00:43:14,740 Tell him, baby. No. 837 00:43:14,773 --> 00:43:16,973 Would you like some ? 838 00:43:17,007 --> 00:43:19,207 Slow down, old man. 839 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,807 Look, Fifty, I gotta roll outta here, 840 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,180 but I already spoke to Desiree about hooking up the show. 841 00:43:25,213 --> 00:43:28,013 - I'll catch you later then. - Nice doing business with you. 842 00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:30,000 I went through the car with a magnifying glass and a mini vac, 843 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,613 I went through the car with a magnifying glass and a mini vac, 844 00:43:30,647 --> 00:43:32,813 I couldn't find the roach. 845 00:43:32,847 --> 00:43:36,213 What you talking about, a show ? Chill out, Dog. I'm gonna teach you how to get paid. 846 00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:39,780 - We'll see. - Foolish Waise. 847 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:45,813 You were wonderful tonight. I'm so proud of you. 848 00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:50,647 It's just like old times, huh ? Yeah. 849 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,680 Just like old times. 850 00:43:59,813 --> 00:44:00,000 - Where'd he go ? - I don't know. 851 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,680 - Where'd he go ? - I don't know. 852 00:44:04,847 --> 00:44:07,313 That's strange. He just up and left ? 853 00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:11,313 In his line of work, you gotta be able to bounce at any given minute. I know. 854 00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:13,213 I'll come back later. See you, boys. 855 00:44:13,247 --> 00:44:15,613 Y'all come back. Bye. 856 00:44:15,647 --> 00:44:18,780 So you fuckin' Fifty ? None of your business. 857 00:44:18,813 --> 00:44:21,247 I ain't seen your ass in ten years. 858 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,587 Last time I seen you, you was pregnant with my child. 859 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,287 I don't see no child... 860 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,000 but I see your ass pop up here out of the blue with my brother Fifty. 861 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,187 but I see your ass pop up here out of the blue with my brother Fifty. 862 00:44:32,787 --> 00:44:35,053 So how the fuck am I supposed to know ? 863 00:44:35,087 --> 00:44:38,593 Maybe if you had stuck around, you would know. 864 00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:40,593 I'm a comedian. 865 00:44:40,626 --> 00:44:42,726 There's a big difference. Anybody can be a comic. 866 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,726 I can make anybody in this room a comic. 867 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,126 Get a premise, a middle and a punch line, by God, you're on. 868 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,793 Comedians-- We born. We just lunatic motherfuckers. 869 00:44:50,826 --> 00:44:56,226 I don't have a choice. Imagine me at a regular job. 870 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:59,793 What if I worked at McDonald's, you come in to get a Big Mac... 871 00:44:59,826 --> 00:45:00,000 and there my ignorant ass is behind the counter. 872 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,193 and there my ignorant ass is behind the counter. 873 00:45:03,226 --> 00:45:05,293 You're like, "Yeah, I want a Happy Meal." 874 00:45:05,326 --> 00:45:07,960 Man, fuck a Happy Meal. What's happy about today ? 875 00:45:07,993 --> 00:45:10,660 Shit. 876 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,293 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 877 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,826 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 878 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:25,000 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 879 00:45:25,033 --> 00:45:27,000 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 880 00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,933 You know what I love most about my dick ? 881 00:45:28,966 --> 00:45:30,000 Yo, Ron ! ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 882 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,133 Yo, Ron ! ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 883 00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:36,200 Oops. 884 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:39,033 - Whoa ! What's goin' on ? - Ron ! Ron ! Ron ! 885 00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:41,666 - Hold it, hold it. - Tell your fucking goons to back off me ! 886 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,866 I got some of your property, man ! 887 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:47,666 Fellas, fellas. Come on, put down your guns. 888 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:49,933 We're running a car dealership here. 889 00:45:49,966 --> 00:45:53,766 You know, I really like your balls. 890 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,700 Wait. I gotta rephrase. I think you got balls walkin' in here like that. 891 00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,000 Maybe they'll be stuffed in your mouth by the time you leave, but we'll see what happens. 892 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,966 Maybe they'll be stuffed in your mouth by the time you leave, but we'll see what happens. 893 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,866 And unless that's a bag full of pussy, 894 00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:08,066 I want nothing to do with it. 895 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:13,133 It might not be a bag of pussy, but you gettin' fucked in here. 896 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:15,966 I told you to have the fuckin' money here today. 897 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,866 Just because you're one of the Cullum boys... 898 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,866 doesn't mean I'm afraid to pull the fuckin' trigger. 899 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,866 - Okay ? - Now watch this. 900 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,706 Look what I just did. 901 00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:28,906 There's at least 20 duplicates of this tape on the streets. 902 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,000 And just in case something happen to me, Ron, 903 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,840 And just in case something happen to me, Ron, 904 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:34,206 my people know exactly what to do with this. 905 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,740 Very smooth. 906 00:46:36,773 --> 00:46:39,273 So you don't want none of me, huh ? 907 00:46:39,306 --> 00:46:41,973 Maybe I don't want none of you. 908 00:46:42,006 --> 00:46:45,806 You're swine ! I never cared about you, not once ! 909 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,206 It would make me sick when I'd have to work with you ! 910 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,106 But you begged me ! You hounded me ! 911 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,306 You drove me crazy ! 912 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:55,140 And every time you'd fuck up, I'd want to wipe my ass with you ! 913 00:46:55,173 --> 00:46:57,106 Wipe my ass ! 914 00:46:59,006 --> 00:47:00,000 So what do you want ? 915 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,173 So what do you want ? 916 00:47:01,206 --> 00:47:05,940 I want far away from you, and I want my life back. 917 00:47:05,973 --> 00:47:08,673 That's what I want. I want out of this shit. 918 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,673 Watch yourself, Ron. There's a lot of bad people out there. 919 00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:25,613 Yeah, I know. Most of them work for me. 920 00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:40,746 Hey ! 921 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,713 Hey. 922 00:47:46,946 --> 00:47:49,013 I got the car fixed. 923 00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,880 I'm tired of fighting. 924 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:00,000 Me too, 'cause you be caving a brother's chest in. 925 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,646 Me too, 'cause you be caving a brother's chest in. 926 00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:22,646 It's for you. 927 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,000 - Hello. - Baby, your grandma passed on last night. 928 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:30,053 - Hello. - Baby, your grandma passed on last night. 929 00:48:30,086 --> 00:48:33,886 Okay. The funeral will be next week. I'm sorry. 930 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,153 Thank you, Miss Ida. 931 00:48:53,053 --> 00:48:57,320 Odetta Waise was a wife... 932 00:48:57,353 --> 00:48:59,620 mother... 933 00:48:59,653 --> 00:49:00,000 grandmother and friend to many. 934 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,853 grandmother and friend to many. 935 00:49:02,886 --> 00:49:04,853 Hallelujah. 936 00:49:04,886 --> 00:49:10,353 A Christian woman who gave love selflessly... 937 00:49:10,386 --> 00:49:13,053 and asked for nothing in return. 938 00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:17,886 And so we must not let ourselves be overwrought with sorrow... 939 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,320 as we lay our sister to rest. 940 00:49:21,353 --> 00:49:26,026 But, rather, we should rejoice in her living. 941 00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:29,660 We all loved her, 942 00:49:29,693 --> 00:49:30,000 but Christ loved her the most. 943 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,693 but Christ loved her the most. 944 00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:38,993 Foolish, we gotta stop trippin', man. Grandma's dead, Dog. 945 00:49:39,026 --> 00:49:41,826 We gotta take care of each other. We gotta be there for each other. 946 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:43,993 You never gave a damn about Grandma. 947 00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:46,160 I never gave a damn about Grandma, Fool ? 948 00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:48,226 I'm the one paying for the funeral. 949 00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:52,326 You always send money, Fifty. 950 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,193 She didn't want your fifties. She wanted to see Fifty. 951 00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:58,693 Dog, it ain't just about the money. I had to get out there and make a wage. 952 00:49:58,726 --> 00:50:00,000 You know what I'm sayin' ? What you did, Fool ? 953 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,993 You know what I'm sayin' ? What you did, Fool ? 954 00:50:01,026 --> 00:50:03,226 I was the one that went over and visit her. 955 00:50:05,993 --> 00:50:08,626 You know what, Fool ? That's what it's about. 956 00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:10,793 You drink too much. That's the problem. 957 00:50:10,826 --> 00:50:13,126 I'm for real. You drink too much. 958 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,126 Yeah, you drink too much. My brother is an alcoholic. 959 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,226 With a brother like you, you lucky I ain't smoking crack. 960 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,233 Come here, Fool. For real. We got-- Fool. Fool. 961 00:50:24,266 --> 00:50:26,933 We gotta stick together, man. I ain't got shit to say to you. 962 00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:30,000 I need to talk to you, for real. Listen. I ain't got shit to say to you. 963 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,233 I need to talk to you, for real. Listen. I ain't got shit to say to you. 964 00:50:30,266 --> 00:50:32,566 I love you, Fool. No, ain't no love. 965 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,166 Love is a four-letter word like fuck and shit. 966 00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:41,766 So what's up, Fool ? You gonna do the comedy show or what ? 967 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,600 I ain't doin' it. You ain't doin' it ? You're just gonna leave me-- 968 00:50:44,633 --> 00:50:47,866 I ain't doin' it. You ain't got enough money to make me do that damn show. 969 00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,566 Forget about the money. It's not about the money. 970 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,566 It's about love. You know what ? It's about you, Fool. 971 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,733 I did this whole thing for you. I changed my whole life for you. 972 00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:59,566 I changed my life for you. I'm tryin' to do something right. 973 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,000 Just when I try-- No, no, no, the show ain't about me. 974 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,566 Just when I try-- No, no, no, the show ain't about me. 975 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,000 The show is about you and that bitch Desiree. 976 00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:07,200 What ? Oh, yeah. 977 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:10,200 You trippin' on Desiree ? That happened ten years ago. 978 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,566 When is you gonna let that die ? You know what, though ? 979 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,533 No, no, no, no. I took care of your responsibility, Fool. 980 00:51:15,566 --> 00:51:19,200 When you went to the army, I paid for an abortion. 981 00:51:19,233 --> 00:51:22,000 You ain't know about that, huh ? 982 00:51:22,033 --> 00:51:24,540 Sh-- Fuck it. 983 00:51:24,573 --> 00:51:27,673 Don't even trip on that. That's over. 984 00:51:27,706 --> 00:51:30,000 What about Charisse ? 985 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,140 What about Charisse ? 986 00:51:31,173 --> 00:51:34,006 You put your hand on me one more time, 987 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,006 it's gonna be a motherfuckin' gold rush in this cemetery. 988 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,140 You got it on your mind, boy ? 989 00:51:40,173 --> 00:51:42,306 Huh ? 990 00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:45,306 You might be Foolish, but you ain't no fool, boy ! 991 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:48,540 Ain't no damn Foolish no more ! My name is Miles ! 992 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,673 I'm done with your ass ! I'm done with comedy ! 993 00:51:50,706 --> 00:51:53,840 To hell with all of y'all ! What the hell y'all looking at ? 994 00:51:53,873 --> 00:51:56,873 I don't need you either. Comedians come a dime a dozen. 995 00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:58,740 I don't need nobody ! 996 00:52:04,173 --> 00:52:07,173 Charisse ? I'm home. 997 00:52:08,073 --> 00:52:10,106 Shaun ? 998 00:52:24,821 --> 00:52:27,654 Take the stereo and leave the speaker ? 999 00:52:41,354 --> 00:52:44,854 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1000 00:52:47,821 --> 00:52:50,654 ♪ It's not warm when she's away ♪ 1001 00:52:53,954 --> 00:52:57,454 ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ 1002 00:52:57,487 --> 00:53:00,000 ♪ And she's always gone too long ♪ 1003 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,421 ♪ And she's always gone too long ♪ 1004 00:53:00,454 --> 00:53:03,787 ♪ Anytime she goes away ♪ 1005 00:53:08,554 --> 00:53:11,487 Okay, so how much time does Foolish need on stage ? 1006 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:13,887 Don't even worry about Foolish. He ain't coming. 1007 00:53:13,921 --> 00:53:16,487 What ? You heard what I said. Forget him ! 1008 00:53:16,521 --> 00:53:18,587 I don't need him anyway. 1009 00:53:18,621 --> 00:53:21,721 You know how many comics are gonna be there tomorrow ? The roster is phat. 1010 00:53:21,754 --> 00:53:24,927 The show is about him. 1011 00:53:24,961 --> 00:53:26,794 He's the whole reason Everett signed on. 1012 00:53:31,061 --> 00:53:34,661 I told you, don't even call him. He don't want to talk to me, and I don't want to talk to him. 1013 00:53:34,694 --> 00:53:37,261 - Forget him ! - "Let's Get It On" 1014 00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:46,894 Does this have anything to do with me ? 1015 00:53:46,927 --> 00:53:48,861 What you think ? 1016 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:53,027 I knew this was gonna happen. 1017 00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:55,861 He just can't get over the past. 1018 00:53:55,894 --> 00:54:00,000 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ You know, I ain't gonna let Foolish mess this up. 1019 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,627 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ You know, I ain't gonna let Foolish mess this up. 1020 00:54:00,661 --> 00:54:03,194 Stop trippin', baby. I'm just tired. 1021 00:54:03,227 --> 00:54:06,994 Everything gonna be all right. 1022 00:54:07,027 --> 00:54:10,661 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ What ? 1023 00:54:10,694 --> 00:54:13,794 You remember when we used to sit like this and talk all night ? 1024 00:54:13,827 --> 00:54:15,927 Mm-hmm. 1025 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:19,261 We was just friends then. 1026 00:54:19,294 --> 00:54:21,561 What are we now ? 1027 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,794 What you think ? 1028 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:27,801 ♪ With so much to give ♪ 1029 00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:30,000 ♪ Understand me, sugar ♪ 1030 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,101 ♪ Understand me, sugar ♪ 1031 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:34,901 ♪ There's nothing wrong ♪ 1032 00:54:34,934 --> 00:54:38,734 ♪ With me loving you ♪ 1033 00:54:38,767 --> 00:54:41,601 ♪ Baby, no, no ♪ 1034 00:54:41,634 --> 00:54:44,834 ♪ And giving yourself to me ♪ 1035 00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:47,234 ♪ Can never be wrong ♪ 1036 00:54:47,267 --> 00:54:49,634 ♪ If the love is true ♪ 1037 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:52,134 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1038 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:56,067 ♪ Get it on Come on, baby ♪ 1039 00:54:56,101 --> 00:54:58,767 ♪ Do you love me, baby ♪ 1040 00:54:58,801 --> 00:55:00,000 ♪ I've been sanctified ♪ 1041 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,701 ♪ I've been sanctified ♪ 1042 00:55:01,734 --> 00:55:04,567 Take it in. 'Cause what I was really thinking about... Uh-huh. 1043 00:55:04,601 --> 00:55:07,767 is what does a fat, bumpy, bitch's ass look like... 1044 00:55:07,801 --> 00:55:09,767 when it's turned inside out ? 1045 00:55:09,801 --> 00:55:11,767 But you can't put that on stage. 1046 00:55:11,801 --> 00:55:13,967 Hey, Foolish, I love you, man, but you've got to go home. 1047 00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:16,567 Let's go. Hey, man, I can't go home. 1048 00:55:16,601 --> 00:55:19,501 Time to go. I ain't got no home. That bitch took my home. 1049 00:55:19,534 --> 00:55:22,601 Oh, no, man. We'll get you a new home. Let me have another drink. 1050 00:55:22,634 --> 00:55:25,141 It's after hours. Hold that drink, man. Let's go. 1051 00:55:25,174 --> 00:55:28,274 All right. I've been thrown out before. 1052 00:55:28,307 --> 00:55:30,000 Hey, we're not throwing you out, man. No, it's cool. 1053 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,041 Hey, we're not throwing you out, man. No, it's cool. 1054 00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:33,641 I've been thrown out of motherfucking places before. 1055 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:38,941 It ain't like I wanted to stay in that motherfucker anyway. 1056 00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:46,674 Motherfucker. 1057 00:55:52,074 --> 00:55:53,807 Shit. 1058 00:55:57,841 --> 00:56:00,000 Kick me out of the motherfucking club. 1059 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,041 Kick me out of the motherfucking club. 1060 00:56:18,674 --> 00:56:21,641 ♪ Are you going up ♪ 1061 00:56:21,674 --> 00:56:23,241 ♪ Or are you going down ♪ 1062 00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:29,047 ♪ Are you going up ♪ Foolish ? 1063 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:30,000 ♪ Or are you going down ♪ 1064 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,847 ♪ Or are you going down ♪ 1065 00:56:39,681 --> 00:56:41,647 Foolish. 1066 00:56:41,681 --> 00:56:45,814 - Look at you. - Get on out of here. 1067 00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:48,047 Don't you understand ? Tonight is your big chance. You need to pick yourself up. 1068 00:56:48,081 --> 00:56:50,881 Come on, Foolish. No ! Don't ! 1069 00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:54,881 Don't you ever in your life touch me, woman. 1070 00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:58,014 You know what you did ! 1071 00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:00,000 I was 16 years old, and you left me, Foolish. 1072 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,714 I was 16 years old, and you left me, Foolish. 1073 00:57:00,747 --> 00:57:03,981 I left ? Bitch, is you crazy ? 1074 00:57:04,014 --> 00:57:07,981 I went to the motherfucking army ! Left, right, left ! 1075 00:57:08,014 --> 00:57:11,247 You know where the hell you're off to, mister ? 1076 00:57:11,281 --> 00:57:16,514 So I could make some money to feed us and our motherfucking child ! That's why I went. 1077 00:57:16,547 --> 00:57:18,681 I come back, 1078 00:57:18,714 --> 00:57:20,647 you gone ! 1079 00:57:21,714 --> 00:57:24,287 You and my brother gone ! 1080 00:57:24,321 --> 00:57:27,521 Why did you go ? 'Cause you're scared. 1081 00:57:27,554 --> 00:57:29,521 'Cause you was scared. 1082 00:57:30,587 --> 00:57:33,087 You know what ? 1083 00:57:33,121 --> 00:57:35,754 We could have been something, girl. 1084 00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:38,087 We could have been something... magical. 1085 00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:41,987 Aw, forget it. 1086 00:57:46,021 --> 00:57:47,754 Yeah, forget it. 1087 00:57:56,821 --> 00:58:00,000 Fifty needs you tonight, Foolish. 1088 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,154 Fifty needs you tonight, Foolish. 1089 00:58:00,187 --> 00:58:02,954 And as ignorant as your ass is... 1090 00:58:02,987 --> 00:58:06,754 I need you tonight. 1091 00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:11,887 Go on. Go on ! 1092 00:58:11,921 --> 00:58:15,587 Go on ! Get the fuck on out of here ! 1093 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:17,754 Get the fuck out of here ! 1094 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:23,121 Hey, yo, Fifty, Hey, Fifty, man. 1095 00:58:23,154 --> 00:58:25,627 Hey, yo, Fifty. 1096 00:58:25,661 --> 00:58:27,661 Hey, man, you want me go and take down Foolish's name... 1097 00:58:27,694 --> 00:58:29,727 since he ain't gonna be here ? 1098 00:58:31,827 --> 00:58:34,061 Nah, leave it up there. All right, man. 1099 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:37,227 ♪ Are you going up ♪ 1100 00:58:37,261 --> 00:58:40,594 ♪ Or are you going down ♪ 1101 00:58:40,627 --> 00:58:43,727 ♪ Are you going up ♪ 1102 00:58:43,761 --> 00:58:46,894 ♪ Or are you going down ♪ 1103 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:50,527 ♪ Are you going up ♪ Goddamn ! 1104 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:54,227 Dumb ! Dumb ! You're always fucking up ! You're always fucking up ! 1105 00:58:54,261 --> 00:58:58,094 ♪ Are you going up ♪ She's right. Your brother's right. 1106 00:58:58,127 --> 00:59:00,000 ♪ Are you going down ♪ They right. 1107 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,661 ♪ Are you going down ♪ They right. 1108 00:59:00,694 --> 00:59:04,527 ♪ Are you going down ♪ 1109 00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:08,661 ♪ Are you going down ♪ 1110 00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:12,414 Grandma, where you at ? 1111 00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:15,847 I need you, baby. 1112 00:59:15,881 --> 00:59:18,881 ♪ Are you going up ♪ ♪ I'm going up ♪ 1113 00:59:18,914 --> 00:59:21,414 ♪ Are you going down ♪ ♪ I'm going up now ♪ 1114 00:59:25,887 --> 00:59:29,654 ♪ I need money, mo' money mo' money, mo' fuckin' money ♪ 1115 00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:30,000 ♪ Money, money Not the moves, but the money ♪ 1116 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,821 ♪ Money, money Not the moves, but the money ♪ 1117 00:59:31,854 --> 00:59:33,821 ♪ Money, money That's all I want ♪ Over here ! 1118 00:59:37,587 --> 00:59:41,008 We can't be sitting in the back. You can sit out here, and the tickets will be free. 1119 00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:43,341 Hey. Hey, W.C. Mr. Washington. 1120 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,341 What's up ? Hey, what's up ? 1121 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:47,508 Dub C. Dub C. 1122 00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:50,008 What's up ? I'm on the guest list. What's up ? "Guest list" ? 1123 00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,908 There ain't no guest list. Aw, you tripping. Come on, man. 1124 00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:57,741 Uh-oh, uh-oh. I know this guy. Michael Jordan. 1125 00:59:57,775 --> 01:00:00,000 Hey, man, I seen all the games and everything, man. 1126 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,375 Hey, man, I seen all the games and everything, man. 1127 01:00:00,408 --> 01:00:02,975 I'm an avid fan of yours. I'm not Mike. 1128 01:00:03,008 --> 01:00:04,808 What you doing for me ? It ain't like that. You got the hookup ? 1129 01:00:04,841 --> 01:00:06,808 So you got $25, right ? Fuck you. 1130 01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:10,641 Your mama is so old... she went to Mary's baby shower. 1131 01:00:10,675 --> 01:00:13,808 Baby, that's tired. Baby, you fine ! 1132 01:00:13,841 --> 01:00:18,341 - That's why I'm the hostess, and I'm not a comedienne. - That's right. 1133 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:20,908 I just want to introduce to you the next comedian. He's very, very funny. 1134 01:00:20,941 --> 01:00:24,375 Let's give it up for... Shallot ! 1135 01:00:27,615 --> 01:00:29,881 Give it up for her one more time, y'all. 1136 01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:30,000 Give it up for these ladies too, man. 1137 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,815 Give it up for these ladies too, man. 1138 01:00:32,848 --> 01:00:35,348 Beautiful ladies in the audience. I love the ladies. 1139 01:00:35,381 --> 01:00:37,881 Come on, fellas. Y'all can do better than that ! 1140 01:00:37,915 --> 01:00:40,815 Give it up for these ladies ! 1141 01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:45,915 That's right ! All these beautiful hairstyles. 1142 01:00:45,948 --> 01:00:48,015 I don't give a damn if there's no weave neither, ladies. 1143 01:00:48,048 --> 01:00:51,248 I don't care. If it make you look good, it make you feel good. 1144 01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:53,748 Get that shit. You can't grow it, sew it. You want to try it, buy it. 1145 01:00:53,781 --> 01:00:56,715 Fuck it. Lease a piece. I don't give a damn. 1146 01:00:56,748 --> 01:01:00,000 Rent to own. If you can't achieve it, weave it ! 1147 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,815 Rent to own. If you can't achieve it, weave it ! 1148 01:01:00,848 --> 01:01:03,915 - You want to pretend it, extend it. 1149 01:01:03,948 --> 01:01:07,281 If you can't make it grow out some more, fuck it. 1150 01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,448 Married couples in the audience, how do you feel ? Y'all married right here ? 1151 01:01:09,481 --> 01:01:12,315 - Now, don't lie, motherfucker. - Just fucking, huh ? 1152 01:01:12,348 --> 01:01:15,381 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Don't lie. Have you bought her a drink ? 1153 01:01:15,415 --> 01:01:18,581 - Yeah ? Well, I hope you fuck her. 1154 01:01:18,615 --> 01:01:21,581 Shit, you want to get your money's worth, don't you ? 1155 01:01:21,615 --> 01:01:23,581 Shit, ain't nothing wrong with fucking on the first date. 1156 01:01:23,615 --> 01:01:25,688 Ain't a damn thing wrong with fucking on the first date, ladies. 1157 01:01:25,721 --> 01:01:29,321 You want to see him again, don't you ? 1158 01:01:29,355 --> 01:01:30,000 Everybody happy now that Viagra came out. Yes, Lord. 1159 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,688 Everybody happy now that Viagra came out. Yes, Lord. 1160 01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:33,821 Any men 45, 55 in here ? 1161 01:01:33,855 --> 01:01:36,588 The drug is killing them, y'all. 1162 01:01:36,621 --> 01:01:40,555 Talking about Viagra killing them. It ain't the drug that's killing them. 1163 01:01:40,588 --> 01:01:43,621 It's what they try to do after they take that pill that's killing them. 1164 01:01:43,655 --> 01:01:45,521 Motherfucker's 70, 80 years old, trying to bust a nut. 1165 01:01:45,555 --> 01:01:48,421 Come on, man. 1166 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,955 Motherfucker's get that Viagra, and then they want to butterfly. Say mm-hmm. 1167 01:01:51,988 --> 01:01:55,688 "I told your young ass I got something for you." 1168 01:01:55,721 --> 01:01:59,455 I got two V.I.P. seats.V.I.P. 1169 01:01:59,488 --> 01:02:00,000 Big boy. What's up, baby ? What's happening ? 1170 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,288 Big boy. What's up, baby ? What's happening ? 1171 01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:04,921 Fuzz Head. We got y'all covered. Don't trip. How you doing ? 1172 01:02:18,321 --> 01:02:21,021 - Nervous ? - Hey, Foolish, look over here. 1173 01:02:21,055 --> 01:02:23,821 Right. Turn so I can get the other side. 1174 01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:25,595 Stand to the left a bit. 1175 01:02:27,628 --> 01:02:30,000 I guess you got tired of telling jokes by the liquor store, huh ? 1176 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,561 I guess you got tired of telling jokes by the liquor store, huh ? 1177 01:02:30,595 --> 01:02:32,995 Man, raise up off this shit. Ain't nobody drinking. 1178 01:02:34,428 --> 01:02:36,795 So what you doing ? 1179 01:02:36,828 --> 01:02:39,028 I'm doing the show. That's what we're here to do, right ? 1180 01:02:39,061 --> 01:02:42,361 So, is this love or business ? 1181 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:47,695 This is love, Fifty. You're my brother. This is love. 1182 01:02:50,728 --> 01:02:55,295 Where you at, fellas ? Where you at, fellas ? 1183 01:02:55,328 --> 01:02:57,328 Thrill me ! 1184 01:02:57,361 --> 01:02:59,328 Hey, how you doing ? 1185 01:02:59,361 --> 01:03:00,000 - Look, fellas, that's our boy. - I-I dig you, man. 1186 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,628 - Look, fellas, that's our boy. - I-I dig you, man. 1187 01:03:01,661 --> 01:03:04,928 That's what I'm talking about. What's bopping ? 1188 01:03:04,961 --> 01:03:06,895 How did they get everything so shiny ? They got a valet towel boy in here ? 1189 01:03:06,928 --> 01:03:09,428 Like them shoes, Redd. Oh, yeah. 1190 01:03:09,461 --> 01:03:11,895 They passed the nigger some new shoes up in heaven. 1191 01:03:11,928 --> 01:03:15,495 It's all about the blue light. Keep that blue light goin'. 1192 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:19,261 - Blue light ? - It's the purest light in the spectrum. Oh, yeah. 1193 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:22,695 It's all around you. Can you get this stuff off ? 1194 01:03:22,728 --> 01:03:24,735 No, boy, it's the blue light. 1195 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:27,768 - All the great ones got it. - Oh. 1196 01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:30,000 People would kill to get the blue light, you big dummy. 1197 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,735 People would kill to get the blue light, you big dummy. 1198 01:03:30,768 --> 01:03:32,935 Great ones, huh ? 1199 01:03:32,968 --> 01:03:36,935 You know, God gave you extra light, man, to shine during these dark times. 1200 01:03:36,968 --> 01:03:38,935 You made it through the blues. 1201 01:03:38,968 --> 01:03:41,035 That's why they call it blue light. 1202 01:03:46,301 --> 01:03:49,501 Yes, sir ! 1203 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:51,835 - Let's take it to the stage. - Let's take it to the stage. 1204 01:03:51,868 --> 01:03:53,968 Let's take it to the motherfucking stage ! 1205 01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:56,468 Let's take it to the motherfucking stage ! 1206 01:04:00,735 --> 01:04:03,535 I'm gonna dedicate tonight's show... 1207 01:04:03,568 --> 01:04:06,768 to a woman that Foolish. 1208 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:09,835 It's what my grandmother gave me. 1209 01:04:09,868 --> 01:04:13,601 She just passed away. You know what I'm saying ? 1210 01:04:13,635 --> 01:04:16,368 But it's like she here now. You know what I'm saying ? 1211 01:04:16,401 --> 01:04:20,335 I'm dealing with it. I can feel it still in the nigger ear. 1212 01:04:20,368 --> 01:04:22,601 "Boy, you better not do no cussing." 1213 01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:27,808 All right... motherfucker. 1214 01:04:27,841 --> 01:04:30,000 Shit ! Goddamn ! What you say, motherfucker ? 1215 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,275 Shit ! Goddamn ! What you say, motherfucker ? 1216 01:04:34,341 --> 01:04:37,775 Did y'all hear her ? She said, "Foolish." 1217 01:04:37,808 --> 01:04:40,441 I remember the first time I met my father. 1218 01:04:40,475 --> 01:04:42,441 See, I didn't grow up with that motherfucker. 1219 01:04:42,475 --> 01:04:45,408 He's one of them "bust a nut and run" motherfuckers. 1220 01:04:45,441 --> 01:04:47,008 You know what I'm saying ? He hit and quit it. 1221 01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,708 "Ah. Oh, responsibility. Got to go." 1222 01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:55,641 So, when I was 16, I'm coming in the house from shooting ball. 1223 01:04:55,675 --> 01:04:59,508 This nigger's sitting on the couch. I didn't know who the nigger was. 1224 01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:00,000 I bump into my grandmother in the hallway, I'm like, 1225 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,541 I bump into my grandmother in the hallway, I'm like, 1226 01:05:02,575 --> 01:05:05,675 "Hey, Grandma, you got a new, young thing ?" 1227 01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:09,608 - She's like, "That's your daddy, baby. - " Oh, man. 1228 01:05:09,641 --> 01:05:12,508 I said, "What ?" She said, "That's him." 1229 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:15,408 So I went in there, staring at the nigger. 1230 01:05:15,441 --> 01:05:18,275 Just to see where I get my shit from. 1231 01:05:18,308 --> 01:05:20,041 I'm like, "There are the beady eyes. 1232 01:05:20,075 --> 01:05:22,508 "There's the little hooked-ass nose. 1233 01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:25,515 "The nigger definitely got some rabbit-ass teeth. 1234 01:05:25,548 --> 01:05:27,848 Oh, that's Pops. That's Pops like a motherfucker." 1235 01:05:27,881 --> 01:05:29,848 First think out of his mouth, 1236 01:05:29,881 --> 01:05:30,000 "Junior, go get me a glass of water." 1237 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,615 "Junior, go get me a glass of water." 1238 01:05:36,515 --> 01:05:39,315 I said, "Nigger, ain't no juniors in here. 1239 01:05:39,348 --> 01:05:42,281 "If you want to get a glass of water, you better get up on them two crinkly-ass legs, 1240 01:05:42,315 --> 01:05:44,448 "walk your ass in the kitchen and get you a glass. 1241 01:05:44,481 --> 01:05:47,448 Otherwise, it's Desert Storm up in here, bitch !" 1242 01:05:50,315 --> 01:05:52,981 And my grandmother had told me for years, 1243 01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:56,315 "First time you see him, hit him in the jaw, baby." 1244 01:05:56,348 --> 01:05:58,915 And her voice just going off in my head, 1245 01:05:58,948 --> 01:06:00,000 "Hit him in the jaw." 1246 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,815 "Hit him in the jaw." 1247 01:06:01,848 --> 01:06:05,448 That nigger said two more words to me. 1248 01:06:05,481 --> 01:06:08,015 Hit him in the jaw ! 1249 01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,781 Dropped his ass and ran out the house. 1250 01:06:10,815 --> 01:06:13,681 I didn't see the nigger since. 1251 01:06:13,715 --> 01:06:17,615 Nigger showed up at a show I was doing, talking about, "Can I have a free ticket ?" 1252 01:06:17,648 --> 01:06:19,815 I said, "What ?" 1253 01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:23,048 I said, "Nigger, where's my Big Wheel ?" 1254 01:06:23,081 --> 01:06:27,555 "Where's my G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip ?" 1255 01:06:27,588 --> 01:06:30,000 You know what I'm saying ? "Where's my See and Say ?" 1256 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,288 You know what I'm saying ? "Where's my See and Say ?" 1257 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:35,455 "Where's my Sit and Spin, motherfucker ?" 1258 01:06:35,488 --> 01:06:40,321 "Where's my tricycle, bicycle ? Nigger, when I get one of them, you can get a free ticket !" 1259 01:06:46,088 --> 01:06:48,055 So the nigger bought a ticket to the show. 1260 01:06:48,088 --> 01:06:51,555 Now, why he sat on the front row, I don't know. 1261 01:06:51,588 --> 01:06:56,488 I talked about him for four days. 1262 01:06:56,521 --> 01:06:59,588 The next day, the nigger had a heart attack. 1263 01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:00,000 They trying to tell me I gave him a heart attack. 1264 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,555 They trying to tell me I gave him a heart attack. 1265 01:07:02,588 --> 01:07:06,621 I said, "I didn't give him no heart attack, his conscience gave him one." 1266 01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:10,321 That little voice that be in your head, telling you, "You ignorant, black motherfucker. 1267 01:07:10,355 --> 01:07:12,121 "Oh, now that the nigger is getting a little fame about him, 1268 01:07:12,155 --> 01:07:14,321 "now you want to hang out, huh, motherfucker ? 1269 01:07:14,355 --> 01:07:16,588 "Yeah, I'm gonna choke you up for a minute, motherfucker. 1270 01:07:16,621 --> 01:07:19,655 "You gonna have to understand what being a father's all about. 1271 01:07:19,688 --> 01:07:22,388 "you no good, nasty, motherfucker. 1272 01:07:22,421 --> 01:07:24,721 "All that nigger wanted was a Big Wheel! 1273 01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,695 All he wanted was a G.I. Joe !" 1274 01:07:29,528 --> 01:07:30,000 So at age 16, I got my girlfriend pregnant. 1275 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,595 So at age 16, I got my girlfriend pregnant. 1276 01:07:34,628 --> 01:07:36,595 She's going out with my brother now. 1277 01:07:36,628 --> 01:07:39,495 You know what I'm saying ? She's working her way through the family. 1278 01:07:39,528 --> 01:07:43,461 But I got her pregnant and shit, you know ? 1279 01:07:43,495 --> 01:07:46,561 That was a lot for a nigger to handle at 16, you know ? 1280 01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:48,561 I guess like father, like son. 1281 01:07:48,595 --> 01:07:51,295 I had plans. 1282 01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:53,295 I got the fuck out. You know what I'm saying ? 1283 01:07:53,328 --> 01:07:55,595 At 16, I don't know what to do with this little motherfucker. 1284 01:07:55,628 --> 01:07:57,995 Shitty diapers and shit. 1285 01:07:58,028 --> 01:08:00,000 I had visions in my head of going to college, being something and shit. 1286 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,095 I had visions in my head of going to college, being something and shit. 1287 01:08:01,128 --> 01:08:03,561 Now here's this little motherfucker, "Wah, wah." 1288 01:08:03,595 --> 01:08:06,595 You know what I'm saying ? So I went into the army. 1289 01:08:06,628 --> 01:08:09,528 Now the army ain't for niggers. 1290 01:08:09,561 --> 01:08:14,361 If there's a nigger in here thinking about that shit, forget it ! Let that shit go. 1291 01:08:14,395 --> 01:08:17,995 Them motherfuckers say, "We do more before 6:00 a.m.... 1292 01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:20,295 than most motherfuckers do all day." 1293 01:08:20,328 --> 01:08:23,228 That's too much shit ! 1294 01:08:23,261 --> 01:08:26,768 You doing way too much shit, too motherfucking early ! 1295 01:08:26,801 --> 01:08:29,368 So I say, "Fuck it. I got to get out, nigger." 1296 01:08:29,401 --> 01:08:30,000 So I tried smoking weed first. 1297 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,601 So I tried smoking weed first. 1298 01:08:31,635 --> 01:08:34,301 I bought a jar of the shit, me and my Jamaican partner. 1299 01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:36,701 We lit it off base thinking we'd get budded. 1300 01:08:36,735 --> 01:08:40,101 You know what I'm saying ? You know, Jamaicans, nigger, they roll up Sunday Times. 1301 01:08:40,135 --> 01:08:44,468 Fuck a blunt, nigger, the whole Sunday Times. 1302 01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:46,768 I'm smoking the sports section. 1303 01:08:46,801 --> 01:08:50,335 You know what I'm saying ? Smoking the motherfucker economics section. 1304 01:08:50,368 --> 01:08:53,368 Shit, nigger, we was bluffed ! 1305 01:08:53,401 --> 01:08:58,135 I smoked so much shit, the next day they had the piss test, and I was pissing residue ! 1306 01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:00,000 They could have dried it out and smoked my piss ! 1307 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,301 They could have dried it out and smoked my piss ! 1308 01:09:01,335 --> 01:09:04,201 You know what I'm saying ? They're like, "Well, we're gonna give you another chance... 1309 01:09:04,235 --> 01:09:06,168 "because you signed on a drug waiver. 1310 01:09:06,201 --> 01:09:08,368 Go on." 1311 01:09:08,401 --> 01:09:10,701 And I'm madder than a motherfucker ! 1312 01:09:10,735 --> 01:09:14,068 When you want to get kicked out, they don't want to kick you out. 1313 01:09:14,101 --> 01:09:17,035 So, I said, "Fuck it, nigger." The next day I came, I played crazy. 1314 01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:21,535 I stood up on the captain's desk, pissed on his head and the desk. 1315 01:09:21,568 --> 01:09:24,535 I'm just hollering. 1316 01:09:24,568 --> 01:09:27,241 You motherfucker ! You motherfucker ! 1317 01:09:27,275 --> 01:09:29,741 Hut, two, three, four ! Hut, two, three, four ! 1318 01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:30,000 I squirted the whole fucking room ! 1319 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,475 I squirted the whole fucking room ! 1320 01:09:32,508 --> 01:09:35,341 They took me off base to a hospital. 1321 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:39,008 Third floor, mental ward. I'm sitting in that motherfucker, man. 1322 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,575 They had some real crazy motherfuckers in there. 1323 01:09:41,608 --> 01:09:44,175 They had this one white dude that just sat in there all day long, 1324 01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:47,075 "Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. 1325 01:09:47,108 --> 01:09:49,441 Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Rock and roll." 1326 01:09:49,475 --> 01:09:52,475 I don't know what song was playing in his head, but he dug the fuck out of it. 1327 01:09:52,508 --> 01:09:55,141 "Rock and roll. Rock and roll." 1328 01:09:55,175 --> 01:09:59,175 They had this other motherfucker swore up and down Mickey Mouse was on his shoulder. 1329 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,000 They asked him, "Why do you think you're here ?" 1330 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,275 They asked him, "Why do you think you're here ?" 1331 01:10:01,308 --> 01:10:03,508 This motherfucker goes, "Shut up, Mickey." 1332 01:10:08,141 --> 01:10:11,608 And that's how he used to walk, nigger, like he was floating around. 1333 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:15,341 "Mickey wants me to kill you now." 1334 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,608 I told him no. "No, Mickey." 1335 01:10:17,641 --> 01:10:22,308 I didn't know Mickey Mouse was that nasty a motherfucker. 1336 01:10:22,341 --> 01:10:26,248 So then the doctors used to come and check on the nigger late at night. 1337 01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:28,581 And I'm fucking with them, sitting in there... 1338 01:10:28,615 --> 01:10:30,000 'cause that Mickey motherfucker is in the same room with me. 1339 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,615 'cause that Mickey motherfucker is in the same room with me. 1340 01:10:31,648 --> 01:10:34,581 They wouldn't give us silverware. It was plastic shit. 1341 01:10:34,615 --> 01:10:37,581 Nigger, I was gonna plastic fork that motherfucker to death... 1342 01:10:37,615 --> 01:10:39,715 if Mickey told him to come over here fucking with me. 1343 01:10:39,748 --> 01:10:41,581 I'm sitting in there-- 1344 01:10:51,215 --> 01:10:54,615 The doctor came in one night and caught me, nigger, 'cause I'm fucking with him. 1345 01:10:54,648 --> 01:10:57,048 He's like, "You know martial arts, don't you ?" 1346 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:04,481 "Yes, I do." 1347 01:11:06,081 --> 01:11:08,048 "Of course I do." 1348 01:11:08,081 --> 01:11:12,348 "I want to know when I'm getting out of here." 1349 01:11:22,981 --> 01:11:25,121 So that motherfucker came to me the next day, he said, 1350 01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:27,488 "Look, you ain't crazy. 1351 01:11:27,521 --> 01:11:30,000 "You a hell of a good actor, but you far from crazy. 1352 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,221 "You a hell of a good actor, but you far from crazy. 1353 01:11:31,255 --> 01:11:35,121 "I'm looking at all your tests. You ain't crazy. I'm gonna let you out. 1354 01:11:35,155 --> 01:11:38,388 You're willing to go through that shit, you're willing to get the fuck up out of here." 1355 01:11:38,421 --> 01:11:42,388 So I get out here to L.A., nigger. I was homeless when I first got out here. 1356 01:11:42,421 --> 01:11:46,621 That's when I found out homeless motherfuckers are the freest people on planet Earth. 1357 01:11:46,655 --> 01:11:48,688 You all got jobs. You all got to be somewhere. 1358 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,655 A homeless motherfucker-- Shit... he free. 1359 01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:55,021 You'll be like, "Hey, you want to--" 1360 01:11:55,055 --> 01:11:58,321 "- Fuck no, man. - I ain't doing shit." 1361 01:11:58,355 --> 01:12:00,000 You know, his only worry is, "Where my sandwich ?" You know what I'm saying ? 1362 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,121 You know, his only worry is, "Where my sandwich ?" You know what I'm saying ? 1363 01:12:03,155 --> 01:12:05,155 I had a homeless motherfucker come up to me the other day talking about, 1364 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:09,355 "Hey, man. You got a quarter so I can get something to eat ?" 1365 01:12:09,388 --> 01:12:11,488 I said, "Nigger, you know where to get something to eat for a quarter, I'll go with you." 1366 01:12:27,028 --> 01:12:29,228 What's wrong ? This ain't Giovanni's. You don't have no time limit. 1367 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:30,000 This is our thing, baby. You can do what you want. You can do your stuff. 1368 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,728 This is our thing, baby. You can do what you want. You can do your stuff. 1369 01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:34,095 I ain't feeling it, man. They love you out there, boy. 1370 01:12:37,495 --> 01:12:39,461 First you don't want to do it, then you want to do it. 1371 01:12:39,495 --> 01:12:42,295 Then you show up and you're bullshit. What's wrong ? 1372 01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:44,995 Foolish ! 1373 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,095 Comedy shit ain't me no more, man. 1374 01:12:47,128 --> 01:12:49,295 It ain't me. Fuck it. 1375 01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:51,095 What ? 1376 01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:56,361 Man, handle your business. Hurry up, man, 1377 01:12:56,395 --> 01:12:58,595 before you make me lose some money, baby. 1378 01:12:58,628 --> 01:13:00,000 I love you. This is all about you. I love you too, boy. 1379 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,261 I love you. This is all about you. I love you too, boy. 1380 01:13:01,295 --> 01:13:04,728 Foolish ! Foolish ! Foolish ! 1381 01:13:04,761 --> 01:13:10,228 Foolish ! Foolish ! Foolish ! 1382 01:13:27,735 --> 01:13:30,000 Well, now. 1383 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,601 Well, now. 1384 01:13:30,635 --> 01:13:33,568 Damn ! Y'all show a nigger love. 1385 01:13:33,601 --> 01:13:36,735 Even the white people clapped. 1386 01:13:36,768 --> 01:13:39,001 Look at you. 1387 01:13:39,035 --> 01:13:43,068 Missing the beat and shit, but clapping nonetheless. 1388 01:13:43,101 --> 01:13:45,068 Did y'all see the white people coming in here ? 1389 01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:47,135 Wasn't they scared of the motherfuckers ? 1390 01:13:47,168 --> 01:13:49,101 They ain't never been around this many niggers. 1391 01:13:49,135 --> 01:13:52,268 White people was walking in like this-- 1392 01:13:52,301 --> 01:13:55,168 "Just hold your purse. Now, come on. 1393 01:13:55,201 --> 01:13:57,501 "Shit ! Come on, stay close ! 1394 01:13:57,535 --> 01:14:00,000 As soon as we get a seat, we'll be calm." 1395 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,135 As soon as we get a seat, we'll be calm." 1396 01:14:00,168 --> 01:14:02,435 You know what I'm saying ? Being black is powerful. 1397 01:14:02,468 --> 01:14:04,301 Niggers, y'all don't realize the power we got. 1398 01:14:04,335 --> 01:14:07,668 You can walk down the sidewalk, white people will get out of your way. 1399 01:14:07,701 --> 01:14:10,535 You know what I'm saying ? Because niggers, we got this certain kind of walk like-- 1400 01:14:10,568 --> 01:14:12,968 "Nigger, what's up ?" 1401 01:14:13,001 --> 01:14:17,135 "Say, nigger, might get in that ass, nigger." You know what I'm saying ? 1402 01:14:17,168 --> 01:14:19,435 White people are all like-- 1403 01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:25,608 White people, y'all been some nutty motherfuckers for a while. 1404 01:14:25,641 --> 01:14:28,474 You know, when white people get mad it's, "Why don't you go back to Africa ?" 1405 01:14:28,508 --> 01:14:30,000 How the fuck we gonna go back to some shit we never been at ? 1406 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,974 How the fuck we gonna go back to some shit we never been at ? 1407 01:14:33,008 --> 01:14:38,074 Yeah, I mean like, we'll just land in Africa, "Hey, where Umbutu's house at ? 1408 01:14:38,108 --> 01:14:41,441 Oh, drive two lions and then an elephant ? I got it." 1409 01:14:41,474 --> 01:14:43,441 We don't ask y'all to go back to England. 1410 01:14:43,474 --> 01:14:45,974 "Why don't you go back to bloody fucking England ?" 1411 01:14:46,008 --> 01:14:49,241 'Cause you ain't from this motherfucker either. 1412 01:14:49,274 --> 01:14:52,241 White people, do you all have a death wish ? 1413 01:14:52,274 --> 01:14:56,108 You know what I'm saying ? 'Cause I've been taking a course in honkyology. 1414 01:14:56,141 --> 01:14:59,341 I've come to the conclusion in my thesis that y'all crazier than a motherfucker. 1415 01:14:59,374 --> 01:15:00,000 I mean, y'all skydive. 1416 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,508 I mean, y'all skydive. 1417 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:04,575 These motherfuckers actually pay to jump out of planes. 1418 01:15:04,608 --> 01:15:07,208 You know what I'm saying ? You won't find a drunk nigger jumping off a porch. 1419 01:15:09,441 --> 01:15:12,141 A drunk nigger is like, "I know where it's at." 1420 01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:19,308 Y'all go down and swim with sharks. I watched it on the Discovery Channel. 1421 01:15:19,341 --> 01:15:21,741 That's where you can discover how crazy them motherfuckers are. 1422 01:15:21,775 --> 01:15:24,241 Then they always come chewed-up and shit. 1423 01:15:24,275 --> 01:15:28,415 You ain't seen a chewed-up nigger by a shark nowhere on planet Earth, 1424 01:15:28,448 --> 01:15:30,000 'cause we don't go that far in the ocean. 1425 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,581 'cause we don't go that far in the ocean. 1426 01:15:30,615 --> 01:15:34,215 When we go to the ocean, how deep we get ? Knee high. 1427 01:15:34,248 --> 01:15:37,681 Nigger be out there splashing, 1428 01:15:37,715 --> 01:15:41,448 trying to make it like he doing something. 1429 01:15:41,481 --> 01:15:44,315 Nigger feels some seaweed, "Shit, nigger ! 1430 01:15:44,348 --> 01:15:47,681 Something in there. Something in there !" 1431 01:15:50,448 --> 01:15:54,515 See, Mother Nature's got a little hit out on white folks. 1432 01:15:54,548 --> 01:15:57,181 No, really, y'all should pray. 1433 01:15:57,215 --> 01:16:00,000 Just watch the weather. Tornado... kills white folks. 1434 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,181 Just watch the weather. Tornado... kills white folks. 1435 01:16:01,215 --> 01:16:04,115 Hurricane kills white folks. 1436 01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:07,748 Don't you know every hurricane starts on the Cape of Africa where they picked slaves up ? 1437 01:16:07,781 --> 01:16:10,381 Follows the same trail as the slave ships. 1438 01:16:10,415 --> 01:16:14,181 Lands on the same ports in America where they dropped slaves off. 1439 01:16:14,215 --> 01:16:16,648 That's spirit for your ass. 1440 01:16:16,681 --> 01:16:19,315 That's that first old nigger's spirit. He was hot. 1441 01:16:19,348 --> 01:16:22,348 "You motherfuckers !" 1442 01:16:25,688 --> 01:16:29,288 Whenever there's an earthquake, only white folks on the news. 1443 01:16:29,321 --> 01:16:30,000 You know, niggers, they just shake up. 1444 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,655 You know, niggers, they just shake up. 1445 01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:34,388 You know, we fucking and we blame it on fucking. "You feel that, girl ?" 1446 01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:38,488 "Shit, putting it down. Hey, putting it down !" 1447 01:16:38,521 --> 01:16:41,521 "Got the house shaking in this motherfucker !" 1448 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:43,521 I'm wondering why only white people get to see the aliens ? 1449 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:47,321 How come aliens don't come to the 'hood ? 1450 01:16:47,355 --> 01:16:51,288 Are they racist too ? What they got against the motherfuckers ? 1451 01:16:51,321 --> 01:16:53,288 You know, you done flew all the way from another planet, 1452 01:16:53,321 --> 01:16:56,155 and you racist already, you motherfucker ! 1453 01:16:56,188 --> 01:16:59,621 I might want to be abducted. Come and get me ! 1454 01:16:59,655 --> 01:17:00,000 I want to see the little egghead man ! 1455 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,321 I want to see the little egghead man ! 1456 01:17:04,935 --> 01:17:08,036 Motherfuckers ! You know what I'm saying ? 1457 01:17:08,069 --> 01:17:11,269 'Cause they know if they park their spaceship in the 'hood, nigger, we jacking ! 1458 01:17:11,303 --> 01:17:15,436 Niggers be walking around selling U.F.O. pieces. 1459 01:17:17,569 --> 01:17:19,736 "Look, it float right by itself. Look at that." 1460 01:17:19,769 --> 01:17:24,036 "I got some more, nigger. You know what I'm saying ?" 1461 01:17:24,069 --> 01:17:27,443 Remember when motherfucking pop locking first came along ? 1462 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,643 Fucked up pussy for everybody. 1463 01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:30,000 Remember you used to have a party down in the basement and shit ? 1464 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,809 Remember you used to have a party down in the basement and shit ? 1465 01:17:32,843 --> 01:17:35,743 You know what I'm saying ? Your parents gone and shit. You know what I'm saying ? 1466 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:40,143 You just gonna throw a party. Fuck it, nigger. Hang a flashlight. 1467 01:17:40,176 --> 01:17:43,276 Remember you had the slow music going and shit. 1468 01:17:43,309 --> 01:17:46,643 You finally got this little shorty that you've been trying to hit for a while, nigger. 1469 01:17:46,676 --> 01:17:49,476 You all rubbed up with the motherfucker. 1470 01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:51,676 "Yeah, baby, what's happening ? 1471 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:56,043 "Are you still with that nigger Earl ? 1472 01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:58,409 "I don't even know why you with that nigger. You know what I'm saying ? 1473 01:17:58,443 --> 01:18:00,000 "Nigger don't do nothing but start fights all day. 1474 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,643 "Nigger don't do nothing but start fights all day. 1475 01:18:03,676 --> 01:18:08,143 "You know what I'm saying ? You need somebody that's gonna... treat you right, girl. 1476 01:18:08,176 --> 01:18:11,043 I ain't trying nothing. I ain't trying nothing." 1477 01:18:11,076 --> 01:18:15,343 You know what I'm saying ? You know what I'm saying ? 1478 01:18:15,376 --> 01:18:18,309 And right when it look like you about to get that shit, 1479 01:18:18,343 --> 01:18:21,609 it was always two motherfuckers that fucked the whole party up. 1480 01:18:21,643 --> 01:18:24,243 Niggers come walking in. 1481 01:18:53,383 --> 01:18:55,416 "That nigger ain't doing shit. That nigger ain't doing shit. Hold up." 1482 01:19:12,616 --> 01:19:16,183 You know what I'm saying ? If you look at Michael Jackson's body language, he did it ! 1483 01:19:16,216 --> 01:19:19,249 'Cause there's one dance move he did that tell on hisself. 1484 01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:21,416 That's where he'd kick him in the head, 1485 01:19:21,449 --> 01:19:24,316 grab him, spin him around, get down low and stick him. 1486 01:19:25,689 --> 01:19:30,000 Mrs. Powell. Buzzer not working. 1487 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:30,623 Mrs. Powell. Buzzer not working. 1488 01:19:30,656 --> 01:19:32,623 Ya don't understand me ? 1489 01:19:32,656 --> 01:19:37,056 All right, let me put me boss on. 1490 01:19:37,089 --> 01:19:39,323 Yes, babe, how's it going ? 1491 01:19:39,356 --> 01:19:41,356 No, no, it's Sammy. 1492 01:19:41,389 --> 01:19:43,356 Yes. 1493 01:19:43,389 --> 01:19:45,556 If I was the President, 1494 01:19:45,589 --> 01:19:49,556 there would be a line of bitches around the White House. 1495 01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:53,823 "Send the next one in. I want to get to know the whole country, personally." 1496 01:19:53,856 --> 01:19:58,389 You're a genius. You do. You look just like you do on stage. 1497 01:19:58,423 --> 01:20:00,000 No, like Gary Coleman. Did you know he's working at the Fox Hills Mall ? 1498 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,756 No, like Gary Coleman. Did you know he's working at the Fox Hills Mall ? 1499 01:20:02,789 --> 01:20:05,656 No. Yes, doing security. 1500 01:20:05,689 --> 01:20:08,289 Yeah, at three foot two. Can you believe it ? 1501 01:20:08,323 --> 01:20:10,289 What's he securing ? 1502 01:20:10,323 --> 01:20:14,356 The whole country tripping 'cause the President got some pussy. 1503 01:20:14,389 --> 01:20:18,323 As hard as that motherfucker's job is, we should send him pussy ! 1504 01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:20,689 One day I looked at myself in the mirror and I said, 1505 01:20:20,723 --> 01:20:23,589 "Oh !" I yelled so loud. 1506 01:20:23,623 --> 01:20:26,429 "Oh, wake up !" 1507 01:20:26,463 --> 01:20:29,429 No, of course, I'm not dead. 1508 01:20:29,463 --> 01:20:30,000 All rumors. Yeah, we faked the whole thing. 1509 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,729 All rumors. Yeah, we faked the whole thing. 1510 01:20:32,763 --> 01:20:34,729 Yeah. 1511 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:38,363 No, no, no, um, I got a pizza for you. Yes. 1512 01:20:44,329 --> 01:20:49,029 Female species, y'all lucky. I ain't lying. 1513 01:20:49,063 --> 01:20:51,129 See, God knew you all was some evil motherfuckers. 1514 01:20:51,163 --> 01:20:53,629 That's why you all have this thing called periods. 1515 01:20:53,663 --> 01:20:57,329 No, 'cause you all got so much evil in your blood, God got to drain it once a month. 1516 01:20:59,696 --> 01:21:00,000 If they don't have periods, they might snap and kill the whole planet. 1517 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,663 If they don't have periods, they might snap and kill the whole planet. 1518 01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:04,296 That's why, right before a woman have her period, 1519 01:21:04,329 --> 01:21:07,763 you know when it's coming, 'cause they be walking around, "Yes, that's right. Uh-huh. 1520 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:09,763 "Oh, no. What'd you say, motherfucker ? 1521 01:21:09,796 --> 01:21:11,596 I got my knife ! I got my knife !" 1522 01:21:12,596 --> 01:21:16,196 Then they start rolling. 1523 01:21:16,229 --> 01:21:18,129 "I don't know what's wrong with me. What came over me ?" 1524 01:21:18,163 --> 01:21:22,663 The shit they should be worried about is Jerry Lewis's telethon. 1525 01:21:22,696 --> 01:21:25,129 That's what the country should be mad at. 1526 01:21:25,163 --> 01:21:29,003 This motherfucker done had this telethon for the last 30 years ! 1527 01:21:29,036 --> 01:21:30,000 Making 100 million a year, not one fixed kid ! 1528 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,469 Making 100 million a year, not one fixed kid ! 1529 01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:36,003 You know what I'm saying ? I want to see last year's poster child come out. 1530 01:21:38,403 --> 01:21:42,003 "I can walk now. I can dance. Keep sending your money. That shit works." 1531 01:21:43,636 --> 01:21:48,536 Oh, my gosh, Fifty ! Shit. Sorry. Foolish. Wrong guy. 1532 01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:53,423 That motherfucker's so cheap with this film, this ain't even on the film. 1533 01:21:53,457 --> 01:21:57,123 You know what I'm saying ? They really got Scotch tape in that motherfucker. 1534 01:21:57,157 --> 01:22:00,000 It's a little midget drawing pictures of us. 1535 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,590 It's a little midget drawing pictures of us. 1536 01:22:00,623 --> 01:22:04,590 This will probably leave a bad taste in your mouth about me. 1537 01:22:04,623 --> 01:22:07,090 Cut. Let's do it again. What the fuck was that, man ? 1538 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:12,723 Boz, I'm gonna sit you in the fucking trailer, you hear ? 1539 01:22:14,557 --> 01:22:17,590 Eddie ! The mike ! Turn it around ! 1540 01:22:17,623 --> 01:22:22,090 Turn it around ! Oh. 1541 01:22:22,123 --> 01:22:24,357 Yeah, that might fuck the whole film up. 1542 01:22:32,563 --> 01:22:36,030 You know what I'm saying ? Like this gonna make a damn difference. 1543 01:22:36,063 --> 01:22:40,597 If motherfuckers are paying attention to the motherfucking mike, I ain't doing something. 1544 01:22:40,630 --> 01:22:44,430 Shit. 1545 01:22:44,463 --> 01:22:47,563 Hey, motherfucker gonna be at the theater. 1546 01:22:47,597 --> 01:22:51,830 "Look how he holding that mike. 1547 01:22:51,863 --> 01:22:56,530 Man, you done fucked it all up ! Look how he holding the mike !" 1548 01:22:56,563 --> 01:22:59,730 Damn ! 1549 01:22:59,763 --> 01:23:00,000 You all better stop fucking with me ! 1550 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,630 You all better stop fucking with me ! 1551 01:23:03,663 --> 01:23:06,563 So the laughs keep rolling all the way into the parking lot, huh ? 1552 01:23:06,597 --> 01:23:08,897 All night long. 1553 01:23:11,863 --> 01:23:13,930 Aw, damn ! 1554 01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:25,537 ♪ Foolish ♪ 1555 01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:28,437 ♪ Foolish ♪ 1556 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:30,000 ♪ Foolish ♪ 1557 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,437 ♪ Foolish ♪ 1558 01:23:30,470 --> 01:23:33,470 ♪ Yes, I'm Foolish ♪ ♪ Foolish ♪ 1559 01:23:33,503 --> 01:23:36,437 ♪ Look into the eyes of a fool See broken dreams and lonely nights ♪ 1560 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,437 ♪ Stressed-out days TV with no antenna ♪ 1561 01:23:38,470 --> 01:23:40,437 ♪ Just pretending there's more losers than winners ♪ 1562 01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:43,637 ♪ Sometimes I say, "Uh" Just to relieve my damn pain ♪ 1563 01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:46,603 ♪ Or pick up a phone to call my grandma 'cause she kept me in the game ♪ 1564 01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:48,603 ♪ Before y'all say nothing popular ♪ 1565 01:23:48,637 --> 01:23:50,603 ♪ Can't imagine life without big mama ♪ 1566 01:23:50,637 --> 01:23:53,603 ♪ So many snakes and killers jackers and piranhas ♪ 1567 01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:56,470 ♪ See this game got me way deep ♪ ♪ Way deep ♪ 1568 01:23:56,503 --> 01:23:59,770 ♪ I pray the Lord I wake before I sleep ♪ ♪ Before I sleep ♪ 1569 01:23:59,803 --> 01:24:00,000 ♪ Some say your friend will be your enemy ♪ 1570 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,603 ♪ Some say your friend will be your enemy ♪ 1571 01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:06,103 ♪ Don't trust no one but your family ♪ 1572 01:24:06,137 --> 01:24:09,437 ♪ With all the love they show when I'm around ♪ 1573 01:24:09,470 --> 01:24:12,570 ♪ I wonder will they show it back when I'm down ♪ 1574 01:24:12,603 --> 01:24:15,903 ♪ See, you a king when you sitting on top ♪ 1575 01:24:15,937 --> 01:24:19,070 ♪ But you a fool when you finally drop ♪ 1576 01:24:19,103 --> 01:24:22,883 ♪ I thank the Lord for everything I got ♪ 1577 01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:26,263 ♪ And there's no limit till my time's stopped ♪ 1578 01:24:26,296 --> 01:24:29,836 ♪ Foolish ♪ 1579 01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:30,000 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc. 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