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Previously on Breaking Bear.
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Word is that members of a beloved local
Aryan group were reduced to ashes in the
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fire. We need everyone to know you don't
fuck with the bears.
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Now pay the fucking money you owe.
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Guys, listen. You can't keep living in
my RV.
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Oh, this place is thick, y'all.
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That is where I hid the meth. Those damn
wolves took it.
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My meth.
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I can quit anytime I want.
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But who wants to be a quitter?
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She can't tell me what to do. I don't
care if I ever see her again. I should
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be the head of the family instead of
being bossed around. I'm going to start
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selling my meth myself and become the
capo dei capi. Though I'm not sure what
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that means since I don't speak Italian.
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I should look it up in a dictionary.
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I can see my future now.
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Blair. Yes, boss? Draw me a hot bath and
make sure the water is exactly 107.2
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degrees.
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Do you want bubbles, sir? Do I want
bubbles, bitch?
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What do you think?
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And my rubber ducky better be in there,
too.
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Hey, boss, do you want me to put
lavender essential oils in the bath and
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to play your relaxing spa music?
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Do I look like I need relaxing spa
music? Do you think I need relaxing?
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I mean, no, I don't know.
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I don't want no relaxing spa music, you
asshole. I want my fucking senpan flute
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mix. Fuck!
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Do I look like I need to relax and get
the fuck out of here?
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Hey, Daddy.
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Want to do a shitload of drugs and then
screw me on this expensive desk?
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Sure. If I'm about to take a bath, I
guess it makes sense to get dirty first.
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There.
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What the heck?
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Hey, looking good, dude.
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Keep styling and smiling, you handsome
devil.
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Um, hi.
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Did I die and go to heaven?
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Holy shit.
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Whoa.
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Daddy looks hungry.
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I'm not hungry. Hey.
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Are you not hungry because you've been
smoking meth?
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Meth? No, no, no, no way.
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Oh, that's too bad because I really love
meth.
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It's meth. It is meth.
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My name's Amanda.
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Amanda Panda.
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I'm Alistair, as in shake and not stir.
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Why don't we continue this in my room
where we can party and play in private?
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Oh, I love to party, but I'm not very
good at playing. Although I did beat the
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pants off Jaron Blair in a game of strip
poker once, but they're my brother and
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sister, so it was just actually kind of
weird.
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No, no, no, no.
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Party and play means smoke meth and
fuck, silly.
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Oh, okay.
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So what are you waiting for, big boy?
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Whip it out.
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Not exactly what I meant, but a meth
pipe is my second favorite thing to
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suck, so... Oh,
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my God.
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This is the best meth I've ever had.
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This must be like the very first...
someone put Nutella on anything.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it. Baby, I
don't just do meth. I also sell it.
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Yeah, I'm part of a West Coast meth
ring.
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Listen, with your amazing shit, I mean,
we could be king and queen of that ring.
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Maybe even go global.
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Yes, and after we go global, maybe we
could.
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Listen, the first step will be
introducing you to my boss, so he can
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sample your product.
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This almost sounds too good to be true.
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Okay, enough business.
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Time for some pleasure.
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I'm going to slip into something less
comfortable.
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Okay.
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What the fuck? Are you my boss?
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We are.
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Wrong. You're a grizzly and she's a
panda.
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Interspecies sex goes against everything
you stand for.
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Shut the fuck up, would you?
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She's a panda bear.
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Keyword, bear.
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Well, according to Wikipedia, pandas
actually have more in common with
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raccoons than bears. Is that so?
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All I know is that Wikipedia is telling
me to cease this opportunity and finally
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be a jizzly grizzly.
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Jizzly. Okay. Maybe it was just you
rhyming jizzly with grizzly, but fuck
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it. Let's do it with one ground rule.
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She has to be honest and tell her it's
his first time. Deal.
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Be careful.
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Have fun.
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I will.
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I'm ready.
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How do you like that?
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Oh, wow.
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You look so sexy. But, um, okay, before
we do this, I really think you should
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know that I'm, uh... A foot freak?
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Mm-mm-mm. Into scat?
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No, no. I'm a virgin.
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Honey,
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I fuck virgins all the time.
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In fact, the last one said I was the
best he's ever had.
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What? Huh?
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You know what? Let's stop yapping.
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After all, it's rude to talk with your
mouth full.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh! Hmm?
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Dear, wake up.
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What's going on? Alistair's gone.
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What happened to you no longer being
codependent and trying to save
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everybody? Let him be. But what if the
wolves kidnapped him?
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If they were going to kidnap anyone,
wouldn't it be moi?
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The powerfully handsome and indisputable
leader of this crime family.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I was in the
middle of a very erotic dream involving
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Lizzo Adorned and Dental Floss.
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Word to the wise, if you can't find a
hole, grab a roll.
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Ah, Alistair's a big boy.
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As head of this crime family, I'm
commanding you to focus more on girl
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stuff. Okay?
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Aha! Alistair's paw prints.
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He must have walked this way.
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This is where my twin brother's phone
signal led me.
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What the heck is this place?
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Nice cliffhanger, huh?
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I'm in a weird bunker. There are
pictures of celebrities everywhere.
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Snoring? This just in.
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Someone seems to be asleep here.
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Update. It's a bear. Could this be the
bear from the governor's house?
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Let's check you for cattle, sir.
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Nothing shocks a seasoned professional
journalist.
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Wow. That bear's a big bear.
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Wow.
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Did you know that the most popular
hiding place for weapons, drugs, and
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other contraband is actually the
refrigerator?
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Missionary! Doggy style!
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Reverse cowgirl!
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Reverse cowboy!
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Reverse girl cow!
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Reverse...
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Did it choke you? Oh, okay, if that's
what you want, sweetheart.
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Harder!
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Harder! Hey, now that we've traded the
meth for the dynamite, where should we
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hide it?
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Harder! Um, are you sure? I just want to
make sure you're happy, baby cakes.
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I said harder, you fucking candy-ass
wimpy bear!
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My favorite reporter?
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I am.
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That's not your brother.
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Here, let me show you. Oh, my God.
That's disgusting. I know.
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Nazi tattoos are pretty ugly. But wait
until you see his Hitler back tattoo.
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Oh, you're right. That's not my brother.
Or I never noticed a giant swastika
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tattoo on his forehead.
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That would make you a pretty bad sister
and reporter.
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Anyway, I meant that. That is
disgusting.
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What is that? I'm a pretty good
reporter, and my journalistic instincts?
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Tell me that that bite mark looks
suspiciously about the same size and
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shape as your lying mouth.
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I'm not lying. I only took one or two
bites. I was actually saving the rest of
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him to make soup. He was going to be my
soup Nazi.
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You bears are killing and eating people.
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I'm in disbelief. I'm outraged. I'm...
Hungry? I can see it in your eyes.
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For your information, human flesh is
really good. Plus, it's carb-free. And
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in this guy's case, very low fat.
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You know, I was just watching this
fascinating documentary about a tribe of
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cannibals in Borneo who claim that human
flesh is the most delicious thing you
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can eat. And I remember thinking, better
than the breadsticks at Olive Garden?
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Come on!
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So in the name of science, and not...
Because it's a twisted obsession that
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has haunted every waking moment of every
single day of my entire life.
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Give me a bite.
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All right, where should we start?
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Do you like rump steak?
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Oh.
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Yes.
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This is the best meat I've ever had.
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This makes all other meat taste like
garbage.
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This must be like the very first time
someone dipped a buffalo wing into ranch
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dressing. No, seriously, do you have any
ranch dressing?
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Would you like to try something a little
more Japanese next?
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What is it, a hand-to-hand rule?
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And the pièce de résistance.
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Are you okay?
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What's wrong?
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What the fuck?
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Wait, what is going on? You're not dead?
You aren't a panda? And you aren't a
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girl? No, no. And to be fair, I did tip
you off with my name.
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What? Amanda.
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I'm a man.
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Duh.
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No, no, no, no. I'm heterosexual. I'm
very heterosexual. And not an
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interspecies sex. Did I mention I'm
very, very heterosexual? Come on.
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Everything gets wild at a furry
convention.
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This isn't your first furry convention,
is it? Furry convention?
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Everyone here's a furry?
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Obviously. Did you think you and me were
the only furries here and the rest were
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real animals?
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Of course not.
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Are there any other secrets you're
hiding?
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Yeah, you're not a Nazi also, right? Of
course I am.
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You're a Nazi furry.
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We call ourselves Fursies.
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I know, it's not that clever, but it's
better than Nuri's.
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Hey, I was telling the truth about one
thing.
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I really am a meth dealer.
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So let's get dressed, and let's go give
my boss a sample of your amazing shit.
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How did you get mixed up in all this?
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It all started when this group of Aryans
got kicked out of Boone City by a gang
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who lived full-time as furries.
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Full-time furries? Yeah, we realized we
could commit all sorts of crimes and
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never be recognized if we did that. So
now everyone in the Aryan Brotherhood is
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a full-time furry.
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We're here to recruit other furries to
be furthies. Who is it?
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Commander Amanda Panda.
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Hey, everyone. I'd like you to meet my
new friend, Alistair.
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Uh, hello?
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I'm Eva Prawn. Hello, I'm Benito Mouse
Olini.
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Don't tell me.
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You're a Hitler hamster. A hamler. No,
no, wait.
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Hitster. Fuck you. I'm not a hamster.
I'm clearly a gerbil. Get your fucking
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eyes checked. Joseph Gerbils. Oh, sorry.
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Putin, hi-hi.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil myself.
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I'm a wolf Hitler.
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The name Eva Prawn, genius.
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The others are decent puns, but I'm
sorry, eh, Wolf?
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I know.
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It's tougher than you think to find a
clever pun.
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Wait a minute.
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He looks awfully familiar.
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Yeah, I feel like we've seen him before.
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This is one of the bear furries who
killed our alien brother.
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Don't cough!
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You let one of the Honey Nut Furries
into our inner sanctum? I'm going to
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have to make an example of you.
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A phytosane, Commander Amanda Panda.
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Wait! I didn't know!
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Amanda! Oh, my God.
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How weird is that?
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Did you know that these new high-tech
animatronic furry heads are bulletproof?
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Oh, shit. I probably should have just
played... Oh, man!
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Now, then.
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The word on the street is that your
magical honey nut meth is a real game
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changer. I want that recipe.
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I... I won't give it up.
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Tie him up. We'll torture you until you
talk.
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No, no, wait.
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Hold on, guys. I'm sure we can work
something out.
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Oh, damn it. It's time for the annual
cruel and cuddly, fierce and fabulous
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costume contest.
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And I'm a judge.
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What about torturing him?
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Just bring him with us. We'll torture
him later.
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And don't forget, we're marching through
town after the contest with tiki
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torches. That will be so much fun.
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Hey!
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Lo siento, lo siento.
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What the fuck? Watch where you're going.
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Lo siento.
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Alistair?
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Alistair?
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Alistair. Alistair.
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Hi, everyone.
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I want to welcome you all to our cruel
and cuddly fierce and fabulous costume
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contest. Some of our costumes are cute.
Some of them are nasty.
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Some are Nazi. And some are all three.
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Please give a round of applause to our
contestants.
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Let's start with the march of Benito
Marsolini
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Joseph Gerbil!
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Joining the gang, we have the lovely
Miss Ava Porn, carrying her Italian
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-designed all-leather suitcase.
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She's ready to take over the world!
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Alistair?
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Stay quiet, little vermin, or I'll put
you on the next train!
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Alistair!
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Oh, but I vowed I would stop trying to
codependently save everybody!
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God damn it!
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Okay, this is the last time. I need a
plan.
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Stay quiet!
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It's getting distracting.
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Just roll it in the back.
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Shut the fuck up!
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And the winner of the contest is...
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I know it's going to surprise you, but
I'll give you a hint. I don't like
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Asians, but I do love crust Asians.
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It's Miss Ava Pond!
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your big sister.
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That's my job, right?
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Oh, fuck, that sounds codependent. God
damn it.
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Let's get out of here. Stop those
bastards!
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There they are!
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Let's stay here.
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And watch the fireworks.
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What fireworks?
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Shh.
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Wait. Getting too fucking dark. I can't
see shit, man.
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Light the torches.
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The bears will not replace us. The bears
will not replace us. The bears will not
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replace us. The bears will not replace
us. Pretty lame fireworks.
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All right, let's spread out. They'll be
easier to find.
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Is that a hiss? You hear a hissing
sound. What is that?
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I recognize that sound.
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It's like something from a Roadrunner
cartoon.
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That was amazing.
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Would you say it was dynamite?
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I think we lost them.
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Think again, bitch.
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Golden Walther PP765 with the initials
A.H.
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And unless it once belonged to Albert
Hitchcock, I am guessing those initials
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stand for Adolf Hitler.
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I'm quite impressed that you recognized
it, especially since you're just a girl.
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But in the name of gender equality, I
will now treat you like a man and kill
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you with it.
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Forgive me for not freaking out, but
everyone knows Hitler's infamous golden
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gun sold at auction for over $200,000.
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That is clearly a cheap plastic replica.
You shut up. I paid five grand for this
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on eBay. Let's find out.
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Ah, you stupid bitch! You melted it!
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but,
you know, maybe calling someone who's
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holding a creme brulee torch a bitch
while you're wearing a polyester gerbil
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mask isn't the best...
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Fuck you, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
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No one insults the greatest sister I've
ever had.
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I'm the only sister you've ever had.
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But thank you.
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Hey, Nazi, calling me a bitch, that was
a mistake.
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Want to know why?
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No, no, no, I didn't call you a bitch. I
meant bitch like, wow, that's a sexy
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bitch, right? Because I have a short
fuse.
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And an explosive temper.
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I don't want to ruin this moment by
getting too serious, but I really feel
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like we have a special connection.
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No, babe, you're right. I feel it, too.
But don't you feel a little funny about
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the fact that I'm a bear?
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Oh, I feel a little funny.
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I feel a little funny, Tingle.
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Because it's...
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All so wrong.
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How can something so wrong feel so
right?
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Exactly. Jer, can I ask you a favor?
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Tauntaun, I already told you that the
human body only has two kidneys. I wish
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I could feed you another one. No, no,
not that silly.
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What is it, babe?
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Would you promise to help me with
something?
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I'd do anything for you.
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Anything. I need you to help me find my
brother.
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