Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:05,531
Last card.
Down and dirty.
2
00:00:05,574 --> 00:00:09,671
- Pair of queens starts.
- [both] That would be us!
3
00:00:09,715 --> 00:00:12,374
Okay, that was funny
the first 15 times you did it,
4
00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:14,683
but now you'’re just
slowing down the game.
5
00:00:14,727 --> 00:00:17,080
Sounds like we'’ve got
a bitter straight at the table.
6
00:00:19,651 --> 00:00:21,917
So tell me, Rob...
7
00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,094
How was the traffic
coming over here?
8
00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:27,277
- Not too bad.
- Ha...
9
00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:29,108
You just gave away
your hand, my friend.
10
00:00:32,769 --> 00:00:36,691
- I'’m all in.
Oh, you are in trouble.
- I call.
11
00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:40,091
- Me, too.
- Wait a minute. Wait.
No, no, no. You don'’t get it.
12
00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:43,750
See, I'’m all in,
which would indicate that
I have an unbeatable hand.
13
00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,279
- I still call.
- No, see...
That'’s just stupid.
14
00:00:49,155 --> 00:00:52,162
So I'’m gonna give you
the opportunity to
take your bets back.
15
00:00:52,206 --> 00:00:54,515
[both] No.
16
00:00:54,559 --> 00:00:57,783
Grace, you don'’t know this,
but you have a "tell"
when you'’re bluffing.
17
00:00:57,827 --> 00:00:59,135
- No, I don'’t.
- Yeah, you do.
18
00:00:59,178 --> 00:01:01,401
You tell everybody
you'’re not bluffing.
19
00:01:01,444 --> 00:01:04,712
- Show '’em.
- Huh? Oh-ho, yes!
20
00:01:04,756 --> 00:01:08,679
I gots the money.
Oh, I gots the mo-nay.
21
00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:13,908
Damn it, now I have to go back
to the ATM machine again.
22
00:01:13,952 --> 00:01:16,653
All right, I want
you guys to wait.
23
00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:19,138
I don'’t want any pokey
goin'’ on around here!
24
00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:21,142
- Bye-bye.
- Be careful!
- Hurry back!
25
00:01:21,186 --> 00:01:22,799
- I can'’t play with her anymore.
- I want her out!
26
00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:26,023
- She makes me violent!
- What? Why?
27
00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:30,643
Dude, she sucks.
That'’s as polite
as I can put it.
28
00:01:30,686 --> 00:01:33,083
She'’s obnoxious, she's
aggressive, you know, she goes
like this when she'’s thinking...
29
00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,436
[chitters]
30
00:01:35,481 --> 00:01:38,662
Call me old-fashioned,
but I think poker is
like cooking or gardening.
31
00:01:38,705 --> 00:01:40,622
Women should
just stay out of it.
32
00:01:45,154 --> 00:01:49,687
Look, guys,
I admit she'’s got some annoying
habits, but this is Grace!
33
00:01:49,731 --> 00:01:51,474
You can'’t just ask her
to leave the game.
34
00:01:51,518 --> 00:01:52,825
No, but you can.
35
00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,612
- Yeah, Will.
- She'’s your wife.
36
00:01:56,878 --> 00:01:59,537
[theme music playing]
37
00:02:17,622 --> 00:02:20,455
Oh, honey, lemme save
you the trouble.
38
00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,742
Karen, love. It'’s
your voice I heard.
39
00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:32,918
- Oh!
- I thought someone
40
00:02:32,962 --> 00:02:34,662
was strangling an old macaw.
41
00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:39,369
Candy! I can'’t believe
you'’re up and around.
42
00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:42,419
I guess even a mad scientist
has to hit a wall at some point.
43
00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,424
[both cackle]
44
00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,647
[both] Mwah, mwah.
45
00:02:46,690 --> 00:02:48,346
So, how they hangin'’, honey?
46
00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:52,268
Well, thanks to Dr. Kipper,
three inches higher.
47
00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:56,103
Listen. As much as
I'’d love to stay here
sweatin'’ with the oldies...
48
00:02:56,146 --> 00:02:58,021
I'’m getting a little woozy...
49
00:02:58,064 --> 00:03:01,595
from the booze-y
seeping from your
enlarged pores.
50
00:03:01,638 --> 00:03:03,991
[cackling]
Oh, honey,
51
00:03:04,035 --> 00:03:07,477
they'’re not enlarged.
They'’re just in shock
over that hair color.
52
00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,524
[both cackle]
53
00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,833
[both] Mwah, mwah.
54
00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,058
Sweet gal.
55
00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,501
Hi, Kare.
Sorry I'’m late.
56
00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,724
I was getting rolled
in the mud by a large Greek man.
57
00:03:22,557 --> 00:03:25,040
I didn'’t know
the spa offered that.
58
00:03:25,084 --> 00:03:26,740
It doesn'’t.
59
00:03:30,096 --> 00:03:33,407
- Why do I smell
plastic burning?
- Oh, it'’s Candy Pruitt.
60
00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,504
That girl does love
her cosmetic surgery.
61
00:03:37,548 --> 00:03:39,334
Oh...
62
00:03:39,378 --> 00:03:41,905
She'’s gone to Mexico
for face-lifts so many times,
63
00:03:41,949 --> 00:03:44,608
I'’ll bet if you whacked
her head with a stick,
prizes would fall out.
64
00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,232
I mean, honestly...
65
00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:54,587
why can'’t people just be happy
the way they are?
66
00:03:54,631 --> 00:03:56,505
- Oh, I agree.
- I'’m thinking of getting
some work done myself.
67
00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:58,335
Fantastic! What?
68
00:03:58,378 --> 00:04:01,037
My shoulders. Oh, honey...
69
00:04:01,081 --> 00:04:03,390
They'’re so 1990 and...
70
00:04:03,434 --> 00:04:06,615
2001 is all about the eighties,
which is really just
the forties with coke.
71
00:04:08,969 --> 00:04:12,281
I would get some surgery,
but I'’m practically
unapproachable as it is.
72
00:04:17,598 --> 00:04:19,515
Honey, look. Come on.
73
00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,347
It'’s the latest thing...
Permanent shoulder implants.
74
00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:24,657
This guy, Dr. Donald Dixon,
75
00:04:24,702 --> 00:04:28,536
has perfected
a brand new technique.
He uses bunny cartilage.
76
00:04:31,107 --> 00:04:33,243
Not really. That'’s just
what I told the kids.
77
00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,869
Oh, I don'’t know, Kare,
I'’d be careful.
78
00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:43,005
I once knew this guy
who went in for a nose job,
79
00:04:43,048 --> 00:04:45,532
and couldn'’t stop,
couldn'’t stop, couldn't stop...
80
00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:46,840
Came back a woman.
81
00:04:52,549 --> 00:04:55,294
You'’re right. I should see it
on someone else first.
82
00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,038
I need a guinea pig.
83
00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:59,304
Oh, Karen. F.Y.I.
84
00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:02,528
Sasha in electrolysis
just got a power mower,
85
00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:04,838
so she ought to be able
to tackle those legs of yours.
86
00:05:04,882 --> 00:05:06,713
[both laughing]
87
00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:11,854
Are you thinking
what I'’m thinking?
88
00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:18,522
I feel good.
89
00:05:18,565 --> 00:05:21,748
Been in a bit of a slump lately,
but not anymore.
90
00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:23,840
I'’ve got my lucky hat on...
91
00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:26,847
finally horked up that thing
that'’s been caught
in my throat all day.
92
00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:32,163
Why some guy hasn'’t snapped
you up is beyond me.
93
00:05:35,475 --> 00:05:37,872
Listen, Grace...
94
00:05:37,915 --> 00:05:41,228
[chuckles nervously]
You ever wonder what
it would be like if...
95
00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:43,842
everybody wanted you out
of the poker game?
96
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:47,372
- Nope.
- Well, this is what
it'’s like. You're out.
97
00:05:49,246 --> 00:05:50,859
What?
98
00:05:50,903 --> 00:05:54,171
No one can stand playing
with you. You'’re bad...
99
00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:56,437
You get taco sauce
all over the cards,
100
00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,967
and at this point you'’re
down so much, you'’re paying
people in turquoise jewelry.
101
00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,710
And except for Larry,
none of us want it.
102
00:06:03,715 --> 00:06:05,501
Where is this coming from?
103
00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:07,985
You'’re telling me this five
minutes before they get here?
104
00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,339
I tried to tell you
all week, but I...
105
00:06:10,383 --> 00:06:11,865
What?
106
00:06:11,908 --> 00:06:13,346
I'’m afraid of you.
107
00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,145
Physically. You have oddly
powerful upper body strength.
108
00:06:20,188 --> 00:06:22,411
- This is so unfair!
- Ow! See! See!
109
00:06:22,454 --> 00:06:25,853
That'’s what I'm talking about!
You think these little girl hits
are cute, but they hurt.
110
00:06:25,897 --> 00:06:29,819
Before I met you, I could get
my arm a lot higher than this.
111
00:06:29,863 --> 00:06:32,434
Come on, just give me
one more chance. I really
want to win my money back.
112
00:06:32,477 --> 00:06:34,918
You won'’t win it back, Grace,
because you'’re bad.
113
00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,966
Tonight I'’m gonna be better.
I know it.
114
00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:39,581
Look, I'’ve been playing
with myself,
115
00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,888
and I feel much more confident.
116
00:06:44,898 --> 00:06:46,293
Funny, it just makes me
feel sleepy.
117
00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:50,912
- Come on. Please?
- It'’s not gonna work this time.
118
00:06:50,956 --> 00:06:52,001
- Please, please, please.
- No, no, no.
119
00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,788
I promised the guys... OK!
120
00:06:53,832 --> 00:06:55,836
- Thank you. Okay...
- [knocks on door]
121
00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:59,759
If you'’ll excuse me, I am going
to go put on my lucky poker bra.
122
00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:02,853
Or at least a bra.
123
00:07:04,248 --> 00:07:05,991
- Hey!
- Hey, Will.
124
00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,605
Joe gave me this shirt.
I hate it.
125
00:07:08,648 --> 00:07:10,305
- Hey, hey.
- Hey.
126
00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:12,789
I have been looking forward
to this game all week.
127
00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,796
Finally we get to play
a poker game without
that annoying...
128
00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:17,757
- Ready to play, guys?
- Onion dip.
129
00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,947
Well, well. Candy Pruitt,
as I live and drink.
130
00:07:27,954 --> 00:07:31,354
You know, honey,
you'’ve still got your looks.
Where are you keeping '’em?
131
00:07:31,398 --> 00:07:32,792
[cackles]
132
00:07:37,151 --> 00:07:40,767
Oh, Karen, love,
I just had the most
marvelous salt scrub.
133
00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:43,513
Oh, good for you.
You know,
134
00:07:43,556 --> 00:07:45,692
there'’s a question
that I'’ve been meaning
to ask you...
135
00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:48,351
that only you can answer.
136
00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:50,224
Is 60 sexy?
137
00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:54,974
Of course. Don'’t you remember?
138
00:07:58,287 --> 00:08:01,163
- [laughs]
- [both] Mwah, mwah.
139
00:08:01,207 --> 00:08:04,083
Listen, don'’t you mind me.
140
00:08:04,127 --> 00:08:08,005
I'’m just waiting for my very,
very favorite shoulder masseur.
141
00:08:09,835 --> 00:08:12,275
Good afternoon, ladies.
142
00:08:13,757 --> 00:08:16,023
Before you enjoy your facial...
143
00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,984
I will be giving you
a little massage.
144
00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,600
Ow.
145
00:08:20,643 --> 00:08:22,604
How about if I begin
with you, stranger?
146
00:08:22,647 --> 00:08:24,042
Perfecto. Heh.
147
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,313
Oh, my.
148
00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:30,230
My, my, my.
149
00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:31,843
What is it, Doctor?
150
00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:35,373
Well, your shoulders!
They'’re so big and broad.
151
00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,116
Is that good?
152
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,859
Well, of course it is.
153
00:08:38,903 --> 00:08:40,995
Don'’t you know
it'’s the year of the shoulder?
154
00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,832
Big shoulders are in
and small shoulders
are out, out, out!
155
00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:49,580
- Is that true?
- Well, absolutely.
156
00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:51,802
Well, nothing for me left
to do here, ma'’am.
157
00:08:51,846 --> 00:08:54,025
It was an honor to touch
your giant shoulders.
158
00:08:55,507 --> 00:08:57,512
Let me just get rid of these.
159
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,487
Are you ready, Miss Pruitt?
160
00:09:05,531 --> 00:09:07,056
Yes, please.
161
00:09:08,232 --> 00:09:09,453
But I warn you...
162
00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:17,253
If you begin touching me
inappropriately, I may have
to increase your tip.
163
00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:18,474
Ha ha ha ha!
164
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,260
OK, let'’s begin.
165
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,056
Well, huh. That'’s just...
166
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,717
What the hell'’s going
on back there?
167
00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:33,204
Well, I'’m sorry.
It'’s just that...I can't--
168
00:09:33,247 --> 00:09:34,641
Seems as if there'’s
no shoulder.
169
00:09:34,686 --> 00:09:37,561
You go straight
from neck to arm.
170
00:09:37,605 --> 00:09:40,568
Why, that'’s absurd.
I have perfectly fine shoulders.
171
00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:42,617
Yeah, if you need
to rescue children
from wells.
172
00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:47,716
Well, they might be
a tad petite,
173
00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:49,982
but it'’s not as if
I have a handicap.
174
00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:51,420
No, of course not.
Tell me, is it true
175
00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:53,032
your other senses
are heightened?
176
00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:58,305
Oh, my God.
What am I going to do?
177
00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:00,702
Well, you could
have the surgery.
178
00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:03,492
- It'’s experimental...
- Don'’t you do it, Candy!
179
00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:06,455
Don'’t you listen to
that shoulder expert! No, no.
180
00:10:06,499 --> 00:10:09,723
God made you in his image,
and I'’m sure he doesn't
regret it that much.
181
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,217
Oh, I see
what you'’re getting at.
182
00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:19,442
You want to keep me
a laughingstock.
183
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,490
And of all times...
184
00:10:21,534 --> 00:10:23,233
in the year of the shoulder.
185
00:10:26,328 --> 00:10:27,940
[Rob]
Damn it, Grace! Again?
186
00:10:27,984 --> 00:10:32,603
Oh, Rob,
don'’t feel bad. It's a game.
187
00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:35,392
You just as easily
could have won that hand.
188
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,326
I think I need a little air.
I seem to have a headache...
189
00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:46,069
from the apple-cinnamon
candle... or something!
190
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,257
I'’m feeling resentful,
and it'’s coursing
through me like poison!
191
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,703
It'’s gonna be a fun
ride home for me.
192
00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:59,186
All right. I gotta
go call the sitter.
193
00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,235
You'’re doing very well.
194
00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:03,588
I know! Isn'’t it great?
195
00:11:03,632 --> 00:11:04,983
I can'’t believe how good
you'’ve gotten.
196
00:11:05,026 --> 00:11:07,555
The smart bets,
calling everybody'’s bluff.
197
00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:10,386
- I just can'’t imagine
how you'’re doing it.
- I'’m cheating.
198
00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:23,592
- Grace! You'’re cheating?
- Yeah!
199
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,642
Isn'’t this great?
200
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,778
Ha ha ha ha!
201
00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:32,482
No!
202
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,879
Cheating is wrong! That'’s
why they call it cheating.
203
00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:36,186
What, are you from Florida?
204
00:11:40,369 --> 00:11:41,938
- I'’m telling them. Oh, yeah!
- No--
205
00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:43,769
No, no, don'’t, don't, please!
You don'’t understand.
206
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:47,604
You know the jewelry
I lost last week?
207
00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,390
I really have to get it back.
208
00:11:49,435 --> 00:11:51,395
You don'’t even like
turquoise jewelry!
209
00:11:51,439 --> 00:11:52,790
No, I don'’t.
210
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,625
But I like what it symbolizes...
211
00:11:56,669 --> 00:11:59,109
What? Getting all dolled up
for a Jimmy Buffett concert?
212
00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:04,295
All right, forget it. Forget it.
213
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:05,777
- Forget what?
- No, you'’re joking.
214
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:08,479
- Just forget it.
- [sighs]
215
00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:12,531
Tell me.
216
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:18,764
OK. That jewelry...
217
00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:22,512
was the last thing
given to my grandmother...
218
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:25,213
by her best friend Ruth.
219
00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:28,918
They came over on the boat
together from Russia.
220
00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:32,099
Whenever one would get up,
the other one would
save her seat.
221
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:34,017
They were best friends.
222
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:37,241
Fifteen years ago,
Ruth got very sick,
223
00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:39,159
and my grandmother flew
to Chicago to see her,
224
00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:41,033
but she was
in and out of consciousness.
225
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,909
She hadn'’t spoken for days.
226
00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:46,394
When my grandmother
was alone with Ruth...
227
00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:48,267
she leaned in...
228
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,359
and she whispered...
229
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,933
"I love you, Ruth.
Do you love me?"
230
00:12:53,977 --> 00:12:57,462
And Ruth opened her eyes...
231
00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:59,728
and said, "More...
232
00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:02,605
"than I ever imagined I could.
233
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,920
"Good-bye, my dear friend.
234
00:13:06,963 --> 00:13:08,706
I'’ll save you a seat."
235
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,854
We gotta get that jewelry back.
236
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,047
Isn'’t it exciting?
Soon they'’ll be wheeling
out a beautiful,
237
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,877
bouncing new pair
of shoulders,
238
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,012
full of life and promise.
239
00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:30,104
Oh...
240
00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:32,981
It'’s like childbirth, except
without the unpleasant
child afterward.
241
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,123
[high pitched]
♪ I don'’t want no scrubs ♪
242
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,259
♪ A scrub is a guy that can'’t
get no love from me... ♪
243
00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:42,176
♪ Hangin'’ out
the passenger... ♪
244
00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:45,226
Oh, honey, come on, let me try!
Gimme that! Gimme that!
245
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,751
I love it! I love it!
246
00:13:46,795 --> 00:13:49,061
[inhales]
247
00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:50,936
[normal]
Hi, my name is Karen Walker.
248
00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:53,725
How do I sound? How do I sound?!
249
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,555
Oh, my God, that
voice is ridiculous!
250
00:13:58,082 --> 00:14:00,610
Ha ha ha ha!
251
00:14:03,355 --> 00:14:06,275
Oh, hospitals are fun.
252
00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:13,946
Honey, does it seem like this
is taking an awfully long time?
253
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:16,124
It has been a while.
254
00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:20,004
You know,
255
00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:23,185
once I saw on Dateline that...
256
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:25,581
this guy went in
for a fungus under
his fingernail...
257
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,022
and he came back with no limbs.
258
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:32,380
Luckily, he was ugly,
so it wasn'’t that sad.
259
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,128
Oh, my God...
260
00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:38,568
Oh, my God, Jack.
I just got a flash!
261
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,750
[gasps]
Something bad has
happened to Candace!
262
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,800
- How do you know?
- Honey, you know
I'’m a little psychic.
263
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:48,330
Remember when I predicted
that Driver was gonna
lose his job, and then...
264
00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:50,074
two days later I fired him?
265
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,432
My God, you'’re right.
266
00:14:54,475 --> 00:14:56,872
And that time you predicted
that Rosario was gonna fall,
267
00:14:56,915 --> 00:14:59,007
and then you pushed
her down the stairs.
268
00:15:03,844 --> 00:15:06,416
You'’re scaring me, Karen.
It'’s like you have ESPN.
269
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:12,168
What if something bad
has happened to Candace?
270
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,044
What if she'’s dead
and it'’s all my fault?
271
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,921
[high pitched]
Sounds like somebody needs
a back rub on her front.
272
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,761
Okay, deal'’s to me.
Everyone ante.
273
00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:25,940
I'’m outta cash.
274
00:15:25,983 --> 00:15:28,554
Does anyone know
how much this turquoise
earring was worth?
275
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:31,518
More than you know, Larry.
More than you know.
276
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,179
Will, we really don'’t need
to get into that right now.
277
00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:37,053
It'’s such an incredible story.
278
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,622
I mean, well,
279
00:15:38,665 --> 00:15:40,539
if you guys knew where
that jewelry came from...
280
00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:43,110
Well, I do know.
281
00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:46,989
I was with Grace when she
bought it off that transvestite
dressed as June Carter Cash.
282
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:50,954
What?
283
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:53,918
He was selling it to raise money
for his "grand ole opy-ration."
284
00:15:57,012 --> 00:15:59,235
Huh.
285
00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:01,850
Little different from
the way I heard it. Grace,
can I see you outside?
286
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:04,247
Nope. I'’m still playing.
Everyone, the game'’s Anaconda.
287
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,120
You'’re gonna take three cards
and you'’re gonna pass them to--
288
00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:07,907
OK. OK, OK.
289
00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:09,433
Will, come on,
we'’re still playing!
290
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,306
Well, I'’m sure they'll
save you a seat!
291
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:15,882
OK, OK, I know you'’re upset.
292
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:19,325
I should have told you
that my grandmother was
a transvestite.
293
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,332
- You are unbelievable!
- What'’s so unbelievable?
294
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:24,642
I was cheating.
Is it such a big leap to lying?
295
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:30,438
Invoking the memory
of your dead grandmother?
296
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,617
You want to avoid the holdup
in purgatory
297
00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,099
and take
the express train to hell?
298
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:38,021
OK, you'’re upset.
299
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,289
I understand.
I'’ve been taking your money,
too. So I'’ll tell you what.
300
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,120
When we get back in there...
301
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,386
I'’ll throw ya a bone.
302
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,565
- I'’m telling them.
- No...
303
00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,744
You do, and I'’ll tell them
you'’re in on it!
304
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:52,097
- You wouldn'’t!
- Wouldn'’t I?
305
00:16:53,753 --> 00:16:55,235
What haven'’t I done tonight?
306
00:17:02,426 --> 00:17:05,433
Nurse, ah, we were looking
for Miss Pruitt.
307
00:17:05,477 --> 00:17:07,830
Oh, I'’m sorry. She's gone.
308
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,313
But don'’t worry. She's
in a much better place now.
309
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,456
Oh, my God! She'’s dead!
And for what?
310
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,247
Just so I could fill out
the new Versace strapless.
311
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,475
You know what would
go great with that
is the Jimmy Choo slingback.
312
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:26,002
Already got '’em.
Oh, God, I hate myself!
313
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:32,234
Can the salesgirls
at Barney'’s be right?
314
00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,152
Am I a bad person?
315
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,987
[Candy] I could answer that.
316
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,558
- [gasps]
- Yes, you are.
317
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,521
- You'’re OK! But I thought...
- You thought wrong.
318
00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,964
They had me in this room,
but my new shoulders were
too broad for the bed.
319
00:17:50,364 --> 00:17:53,239
- They are magnificent!
- Aren'’t they?
320
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:56,159
And they'’re the very last pair.
321
00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:58,601
- Whaddaya talkin'’?
- That'’s right, sugar.
322
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,648
You'’re gonna have to settle
for last year'’s shoulders.
323
00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:03,307
So the joke, it seems...
324
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,615
is on you.
325
00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:14,201
OK. Sorry, guys, I just wanted
to get rid of the nacho
cheese breath.
326
00:18:14,245 --> 00:18:15,465
Ooh, cool ranch...
327
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:19,693
I bet 50.
328
00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:22,046
See your 50...
329
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,792
- Raise 50.
- Ooh. 100, huh?
330
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,317
I'’m out.
331
00:18:26,361 --> 00:18:28,060
What'’s it gonna be, Rob?
332
00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:31,111
- Biggest pot of
the night. You in?
- Yeah, thinking...
333
00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:36,166
- I'’m out.
- Yesss!
334
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,735
How does the song go, Rob?
335
00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:41,657
♪ I got the mo-nay
I got the mo-nay ♪
336
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,923
- So what'’d you have?
- I'’m not gonna tell you.
337
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,015
- Come on, man. What'’d you have?
- Forget it.
338
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,151
Hey, hey, hey!
339
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,027
A pair of 3s? What is this?
340
00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:52,770
It'’s called good card playing.
341
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:54,862
You looked at my hand.
342
00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:57,041
I wouldn'’t look at your hand,
Rob. I know where it'’s been.
343
00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,052
Yeah, you did.
You been losing all night.
344
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,883
Suddenly it'’s
the biggest pot, and you win?
345
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:05,931
You cheated.
346
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,718
[Will]
Excuse me. I don'’t cheat!
347
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:10,594
Come on, guys.
It'’s just a friendly poker game.
348
00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:13,383
What kinda person'’s gonna cheat?
349
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,694
I don'’t know, Grace.
I'’ve never seen him
bluff before.
350
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,090
All right. Come on, Will.
Let'’s just have a do-over.
351
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:23,407
A do... What is this,
Montessori school?
352
00:19:25,673 --> 00:19:28,070
- I won this hand!
- Yeah, by cheating.
353
00:19:28,113 --> 00:19:30,031
- I'’m taking my chips back.
- Hey, hey, hey!
354
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:33,953
- Those are mine! Let go!
- You'’re not. They're mine!
355
00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:36,786
- Gimme my chips!
- You want the chips, Rob?
Take '’em!
356
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:39,487
- What the hell'’s
wrong with you?!
- Hey! Stop it!
357
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,666
Stop it! It was me!
It'’s me! I'm the cheater!
358
00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:46,591
I could see all your cards,
and Will told me to stop...
359
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:49,381
but I couldn'’t, 'cause I have
a real problem losing.
360
00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:51,515
I'’ll cheat and I'll lie.
361
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,346
I don'’t know...
362
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,743
Maybe it'’s from spending three
years wearing a scoliosis brace.
363
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,399
- Grace.
- Okay, that was a lie, too.
364
00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:03,152
I am so sorry.
365
00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:06,333
And I will never play poker
with you guys ever again.
366
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:13,524
Say whatever you want about me.
I know I'’m horrible.
367
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,841
- That was great!
- You were so convincing!
368
00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:24,375
[Rob]
Unbelievable!
369
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,771
- The table was beautiful.
- I don'’t know...
I just went with it!
370
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:30,519
[man] We'’re gonna get going.
We'’ll see you next week.
371
00:20:33,658 --> 00:20:35,401
What...
372
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,795
You... What...?
373
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:39,105
Grace, you should know better.
374
00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:41,763
In this house, a queen beats
a straight every time.
29767
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof