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- Are you OK?
- I’m fine.
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Grace, leave her alone.
She obviously doesn’t
want to talk.
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It’s my boyfriend, Tom. I mean,
I don’t know what happened.
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You know, just when
things started to get kinda
serious, he starts to pull away.
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[both] Aw.
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Which is so weird because
we have so much in common, like,
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we’re both dance majors...
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[both] Uh-oh.
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This is Karen Walker.
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This is Will Truman right here.
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And this is your sorry
ass future, if you don’t
dump that boyfriend of yours.
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Oh, a-and you think
everybody’s gay.
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No, not everybody, just me...
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And you and a dog named Boo.
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Hey, hey. Heh. I’m not gay.
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Well, this well-worn copy
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of the "Dreamgirls" soundtrack
begs to differ.
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- What?
- We really, really should wait.
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Oh, but why?
I mean, what are we doing?
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Are we waiting
till we’re married?
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Yes!
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- Let’s get married!
- What?
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Let’s get married and let's wait
till we get married.
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[theme music playing]
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You asked Grace to marry you?
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I panicked. It was either that
or have sex with her.
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I mean, God!
Put yourself in my-- OK.
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Will, you know what I think
your problem was?
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I think you were afraid
of loving yourself.
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Where the hell did
that come from?
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Can you see me?
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Anyway, the moment I said yes,
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he turned two shades of green
and ran into the bathroom,
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which I found incredibly
romantic, because
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my father did
the exact same thing
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after he proposed to my mom.
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So I’m in there for, like,
20 minutes.
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So I come up
with a perfect plan.
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Grace, I’ve been--
I’ve been-- Grace?
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I’m getting married
in the morning
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Ding dong, the bells
are gonna chime
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Pull out the stopper,
we’ll have a whopper
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And get me
to the shul on time.
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- Will!
- Oh, there he is!
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Congratulations!
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Welcome to the family, son.
I want her knocked up by spring.
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- Grace, we, uh,
we need to talk.
- Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
- I’ve been engaged twice.
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Yeah.
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- Grace...
- Will, come on, come on.
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Meet everybody.
Meet the mishpokhe.
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This is Aunt Ida, diabetic;
Uncle Coppy, gambler.
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Aunt Reba and Uncle Joe--
colitis, colitis.
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If I could have one moment.
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Oh, moment shmoment.
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Give your new mother
a big kiss right on the lips.
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Wh-- yeah.
That was uncomfortable.
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Now give your new sister
a kiss right on the lips.
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Here. Hold this.
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Oh, no, no, no, no! Stop.
Stop. Everybody stop.
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- We need champagne.
More champagne.
- Yes. I’ll go.
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Let me get that.
In fact... We’ll get that.
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Oh! We’ll get that. Heh.
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When we get married,
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I’m not only gonna take
your name, I’m gonna
take your family, too.
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I can’t believe we're
actually gonna do this.
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Yeah.
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Look, um... I don’t really
know how to tell you this,
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so I’m just--
I’m just gonna tell you.
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Um, you know before
when I said I loved you?
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I really, really meant that.
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I do love you. You’re the best.
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I can’t imagine
my life without you.
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Well, now you never have
to worry about that.
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Yeah, well, actually, I...
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I’m feeling
a little lightheaded.
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Um, see, there’s this
one teensy little
complication...
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Actually, not so teensy. I--
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- I’m gay.
- Are you hungry?
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- What?
- What?
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- I’m gay!
- Are you hungry?!
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- What?!
- What?!
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- I’m g--
- Are you--
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I’m gay.
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Grace?
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[snorting laughter]
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Hey, now. Not exactly
the reaction I was expecting.
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You kill me.
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Oh, my God.
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Grace, I...
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Oh, my God.
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- Grace, I can--
- Oh, my God!
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Grace...
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When did you...?
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We’re getting married.
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Yeah, you know, I don’t think
I can go through with
that, either.
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I can’t-- I don't even know--
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How long have you known this?
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I--I think on some level
I’ve always known.
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You know, I mean, the guy
toweling himself off in
the Zest commercial
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always did a little
too much for me.
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Oh, great. Great.
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- The Zest guy knew before me.
- No, no, no, no. Listen.
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That’s not what I'm saying.
I-- I--
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I don’t think I really
knew for sure until we
were in bed together.
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You know? And I took one
look at you in your sexy
underwear, and I just went...
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"Whoa. I am gay."
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You know? I mean,
do you know what I mean?
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- Yeah. Yeah, I think I do.
- Yeah?
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Just--Just one thing.
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Ow! Hey! Hey! What are you
doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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You bastard! I’m in love with
you, and you’re treating me
like some sort of test drive?!
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You take me out for a spin,
and you go,
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"Hmm, I don’t really
like the feel of this one.
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I think I’d rather
have a stick."
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But...
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Don’t you see what
a compliment that is? I mean,
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I mean, I love you, so if
I can’t make it work with you,
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then it’ll never work
with any woman,
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because you’re perfect for me.
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That is not a compliment!
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A compliment is
"You’re sexy, you turn me on,"
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not "One look at you
proves I’m a queer."
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Look, I understand that
you’re upset, but I mean,
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this is-- this is a very
big step for me, you know?
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How about a little support here?
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Well, you probably
would’ve gotten a lot
more support from me
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if you hadn’t asked me
to marry you first.
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OK. In hindsight,
not a good move.
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Oh. Hindsight?
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Is that, like,
one of your gay words?
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What?
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Look, I never meant
to hurt you, but...
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it’s not like
I planned to be gay.
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I heard yelling.
Is everything OK?
What’s going on?
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- Nothing.
- Will’s gay.
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Oh, sweetie, oh.
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- Julius, I owe you 20 bucks.
- Oh, my God.
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What’s going on?
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Nothing.
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Will’s gay.
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Grace, you ruin everything!
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Get out.
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What?
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I want you to get your things,
and I want you to leave.
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You know, I always knew
this would be hard.
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I--I guess I just hoped
that because it was you,
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it wouldn’t be the worst
moment of my life.
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OK, so she threw you out?
Then what happened?
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Well, then mother and I
went to the DQ
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for some Brazier burgers
and a Dilly Bar.
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High fat?
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High fun.
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Not you, Dairy Queen.
She means us.
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Yeah, what happened?
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Then, um...
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Then we didn’t talk
for a year.
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Wow.
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Good times.
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A whole year? You didn’t
talk for a year?
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What were you
doing all that time?
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I was instrumental in bringing
Cats over from London.
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Oh, not the musical. Ethan Katz,
a Jewish hottie from Piccadilly.
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Oh, it’s not me again?
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Grace didn’t really want
to deal with me,
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and I had a lot
of my own stuff to deal with,
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you know, like telling everyone
in my life who I really was.
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So, uh, have you been gay
this whole time?
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Pretty much.
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Were you gay when you put
that Coppertone on me
in Fort Lauderdale?
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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Rob, I know what
you’re thinking, but
I don’t want you to worry.
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You know, last night
when you passed out...
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and I made love to you,
I was totally straight.
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[intense chuckle]
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Then of course,
I had to tell my mom and dad.
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[tires screeching]
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And then I had to tell
everyone in my life.
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How could I not have known?
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He was Boy George for Halloween.
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He has a diffuser
on his blow-dryer.
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And he’s prettier than me.
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Oh, baby,
this must be so hard for you.
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It is. I knew you’d understand.
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For a guy to do that to you.
It’s humiliating.
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I would die. I would just die.
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You must not feel sexual...
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Or pretty.
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Then there’s that
gnawing question.
God, did I turn him gay?
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- I mean, am I so gross that--
- OK. OK.
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I get that you get it.
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- Think you’ll ever talk
to Will again?
- Oh, no way.
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People already think I’m weird
’cause of my haircut.
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You add a gay friend to that,
I might as well be
a drama major.
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Man, I was so pissed at you.
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Pissed? Honey, you don’t know
the meaning of the word.
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If you’ll remember,
the last time we left
the interesting story...
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I had 3 different people
dying to marry me,
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including a 9-time
Wimbledon singles champion.
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And I left them all behind
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to be with the man I love,
and then it turns out...
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The bastard’s married.
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00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:25,406
Stan is married.
Can you believe that?
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I had three different
people dying to marry me,
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including a 6-time Wimbledon
singles champion.
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[woman]
Oh, shut your trap, barfly.
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What?! Who the hell are you?
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Listen, Boozo the Clown...
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You’re bringing us down.
If it was meant to be
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with this man,
it was meant to be.
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Huh? Who asked you to
pop your head out of
your conch shell?
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If I want advice,
I’m not gonna ask for it
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from a cigarette-slinging,
tray-carrying, mint wrangler.
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- Listen, lady...
- You better watch your mouth...
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- If quieter, I’d bang your head
- or I’ll make one phone call...
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- and crack your head...
- put you on the next long boat
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- ...like a walnut.
- to La Via de Los Tostadas.
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- I like you. Why don’t you
come work for me?
- OK.
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And although it was
ten years before Stan
and I officially hooked up,
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Rosario and I have
been together ever since.
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Yeah...
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Damn it! My story sucks, too.
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Anyway...
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A year goes by,
Thanksgiving rolls around again,
226
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and then one night
at D’Agostinos...
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Should we do sweet
potatoes or mashed?
228
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Mashed,
and I’m in love with you.
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What?
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Will, why are we pretending?
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We spend every second together.
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We call each other
a hundred times a night.
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I saw the way you were lookin’
at me the other day
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when we were at that
place shoppin’ for shoes.
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Look, Jack.
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I owe you everything,
you know?
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I mean,
this past year, coming out.
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You’ve been like my sherpa
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00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:05,320
through the Himalayas
of... of him-a-laying.
240
00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:10,971
But I just don’t feel
that way about you, you know?
241
00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:14,321
I love you the way you love
a cherished family pet.
242
00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,087
That you never want
to have sex with.
243
00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:23,948
We’re meant to be girlfriends,
not boyfriends, you know?
244
00:13:23,989 --> 00:13:24,994
It’s better that way.
245
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,281
Brava. You’ve passed the test.
246
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:34,914
I was worried your feelings
might get in the way
247
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:38,220
of our friendship, but I’m glad
we’ve cleared that up. Heh.
248
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,685
I really had you
goin’ there with
249
00:13:39,727 --> 00:13:41,108
the "I’m in love
with you thing," didn’t I?
250
00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:42,908
Yeah, you did.
251
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,583
Me, in love with you?
252
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,378
[snickers]
253
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:51,490
Me, in love with you? Ha!
254
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,494
Craziness.
255
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:59,065
If you’ll excuse me, I'll be
in the frozen foods section.
256
00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:00,195
It thought it’d be nice
if we started Thanksgiving
257
00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:01,786
with some Jeno’s eggrolls.
258
00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:12,920
Will...
259
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:14,051
Grace, hi.
260
00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:16,059
Hi.
261
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:17,608
How have you been?
262
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:20,078
Good. Great.
I’ve been great. You?
263
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,175
Great. Great, uh,
264
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,431
haven’t seen you in months.
265
00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:27,445
It’s been a year.
I moved off campus.
266
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:28,575
Why’d you do that?
267
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,747
People kept writing
268
00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,254
"Grace plus Liberace"
on my memo board.
269
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:35,775
You still mad at me?
270
00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:38,830
I’m not mad at you.
271
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,309
I mean on some level, I knew.
272
00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:46,030
- You did?
- Yeah. I mean,
273
00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:48,247
girls know. I knew.
274
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,299
Well, if you knew,
why didn’t you tell me?
275
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,807
We could’ve saved
ourselves a hell of a lot of--
276
00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:53,565
I didn’t really know.
I just swore that
277
00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:54,987
when I ran into you,
I would say that.
278
00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,713
You know, I left about
a dozen messages.
279
00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:07,168
And I wrote you a letter.
Did you get the letter?
280
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:11,605
- Wait a minute. What was that?
- What?
281
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:14,618
That woman that
you were hiding from.
What was that all about?
282
00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:17,423
Well, the last thing he wanted
to do was run into Diane.
283
00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,851
Heh. Yeah. So, uh,
then we, um...
284
00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,367
We made up, and we have been
285
00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:24,915
best friends ever since,
right, sweetie?
286
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,427
- Right.
- Well, you’re all
boring and I’m fun.
287
00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:31,864
I better get back to the kids.
Smell you later.
288
00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,380
Who’s Diane?
289
00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:36,887
You know, the girl
Will slept with after
you two broke up.
290
00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:39,859
What?
291
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:40,738
You know, the kids will be fine.
292
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:41,701
I cracked a window in the limo.
293
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,188
You knew that.
294
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,193
You’ve told her.
295
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,164
You didn’t know that?
296
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,927
You didn’t tell her?
297
00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:00,495
Heh. What-- What is
he talking about?
298
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:03,717
Nothing.
It was just-- It was this girl--
Listen, it was nothing.
299
00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:05,936
Anyway, best friends! Huh?
300
00:16:08,908 --> 00:16:10,833
Don’t. Will, don't--don’t.
301
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:11,796
Grace...
302
00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:15,102
Grace!
303
00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:17,195
When I get home,
I’m gonna rip your heart
out through your foot.
304
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:20,502
[Karen chortling]
305
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,721
Oh, we should do
this every year.
306
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,492
Are they coming back,
because I still don’t understand
307
00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,042
what this story has
to do with me and Tom.
308
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:34,357
Oh, cripes. Honey, let me
give it to you in a nutshell.
309
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:38,166
Your boyfriend’s a
big flaming feather-wearing,
man-kissing, disco-dancing...
310
00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:43,021
Vermont-living, Christina
Aguilera-loving, Mikanos-going--
311
00:16:43,063 --> 00:16:44,110
Honey, take it on home.
312
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:49,803
- Tom’s queer, dear.
- [Karen] Merry Christmas!
313
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,704
Would you hang on,
please? Gracie!
314
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,797
- How come you didn’t tell me?
- Because I thought it
would upset you.
315
00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,016
- Well, it did.
- Well, that’s why
I didn’t tell you.
316
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:02,820
You’re unbelievable.
15 years later, and
you’re still lying to me.
317
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,416
- [man 1] Need a cab, miss?
- No.
318
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,052
- I was gonna get around
to telling you.
- When?
319
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,945
- Right after you found out.
- That’s not even funny.
320
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,168
- Why is this such a big deal?
- Because I thought that
I was the one
321
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,136
- that helped you come out.
- You were!
322
00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:19,437
- I thought that I was the one
that changed your life.
- You did!
323
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,029
I thought it was my naked body
that did nothing for you!
324
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:23,623
It didn’t! It still doesn't!
325
00:17:23,665 --> 00:17:26,219
- Don’t try
to make me feel better.
- Grace, come inside.
326
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:28,396
I don’t want to come inside!
327
00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:29,316
- [man 2] Taxi?
- No!
328
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,855
After what happened
with us, I--I was...
329
00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:39,906
99% sure, you know.
330
00:17:39,949 --> 00:17:42,417
But it was that one little
percent hanging over me, so I...
331
00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:46,478
I met this woman at a party,
we got stinking drunk,
332
00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:48,319
went back to her room--
333
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,576
It was awful.
334
00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:54,515
Well, it could have
been awful with me.
335
00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:59,035
Why didn’t you
make it awful with me?
336
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:01,923
Because I love you.
337
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,025
I cared about you. I--I--I--
338
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,490
I didn’t want to put
you through that.
339
00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:09,122
I needed to try it with
someone I didn’t love.
340
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:15,360
It was awful, huh?
341
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:17,871
Beyond awful.
342
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:21,387
Remember that nature
special with the elephant seals
flopping all over the place?
343
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:24,652
I needed to picture the cute
guy that hosted that show
just to make it through.
344
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:27,038
[laughs]
345
00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:31,726
OK, is this it?
346
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:35,032
Or are there any other sordid
heterosexual stories
I should know about?
347
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:38,800
I swear, like walking
through the kitchen of
a Chinese restaurant--
348
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,809
something I only
needed to try once.
349
00:18:40,851 --> 00:18:42,902
- [man 3] Cab, lady?
- No!
350
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:48,176
God, it’s amazing. When you
need one, you can never get one,
351
00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:50,687
- and then when you don’t--
- Actually, you know,
Grace, um...
352
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,993
it’s raining and we're
40 blocks from home.
353
00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:55,668
We-- We did need one.
354
00:18:58,556 --> 00:18:59,351
Taxi?
355
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:02,533
Come on.
356
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:07,848
[Grace sighs]
357
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:08,895
So we OK?
358
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,198
We will be.
359
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,475
Are we OK?
360
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,243
We will be.
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