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Ok, everyone hold up your
glasses. And 5, 4, 3, 2...
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Will, you're officially
one year older. Yay!
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Yay! Happy birthday,
happy birthday. Yay!
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-At the risk of
sounding sentimental..
-Hey, you done with that?
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No, I wasn't. I'd like to
finish my pommes frites,
thank you very much.
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-Ah! Now they're all squished!
-[waiter] Uh-huh.
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Can you believe him?
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He spilled our soup,
he left a thumbprint in
my steak, and now--
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[gasping]
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That table is having cappuccino.
He said the machine
was broken. He lied!
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Ok, it's time for gift-giving!
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Ladies first... Sorry, Grace.
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Here you go.
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Now, I know I didn't have to,
but you know me. I'm a giver.
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Always a giver. Yay, it's a...
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It's a Cher doll.
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Why on earth would I want a--
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Oh, OK. Here you go, Jack.
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Thank God. I knew you wouldn't
like it. Happy birthday.
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♪ If I could turn back time ♪
Oh!
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Ok, birthday boy, my turn.
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Ok, here we go.
It's a gift certificate...
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from a psychic.
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Why would I possibly
want to discuss my future
with Psychic Sue?
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Will, she is so amazing.
I just went to her
a couple of days ago,
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and she knew
everything about me.
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She knew that I didn't get
along with my mother,
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she knew I had
relationship problems, and she
knew my best friend was gay.
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You just described all of
the single women in New York.
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What's that, Cher? Yeah,
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when they're not talking
about me, I get bored, too.
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Hi, guys.
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Sorry I'm late,
but I wanted to make sure
I missed most of dinner.
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Are you gonna
be joining them?
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Hey, apron. Who told you
you could make eye contact?
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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-Here you go, Will.
Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
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And, um, listen, I just wanted
to thank you for inviting me.
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I know that we've had our
differences in the past,
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but, really, when you
get right down to--
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Oh, look! Better people.
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Isn't this fun? We all
having fun? I'm having fun.
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Where's that freakin'
birthday cake?
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Happy birthday, dude.
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Ok, no. No, no. First of all,
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that is not the birthday dude.
Second of all, you were
supposed to sing.
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And third of all, this is not
the chocolate soufflé
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I ordered at the beginning
of the meal.
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It's broccoli quiche!
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I--I guess I forgot
to put the order in.
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I got sidetracked making
a buttload of cappuccinos.
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All right, that--that--
that's it. Excuse me.
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Is everything OK?
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No, it's not.
It's my best friend's birthday,
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and that horrible waiter
has just--he's ruined
our entire evening.
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I'm very sorry, ma'am.
Let me handle this.
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Thank you.
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Grace, it's--
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No, I'm glad I did it.
He's just been terrible.
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Grace, being a waiter is hard.
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You have to be everything
to these people.
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Mother, father, psychiatrist,
lover... OK...
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Ma'am, I apologize.
The meal has been comped.
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The meal was my gift.
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And we've let that waiter go.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I don't know about you,
but I think I've done this
restaurant a service.
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No, I did this city a service!
Good for me!
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Oh, my God, I just got
a waiter fired. I'm a bitch.
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♪♪♪
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Karen, remember last week when
you had that UPS guy fired
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'cause you thought
brown was over?
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Did you feel anything
afterwards?
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Yeah, for a few minutes, but,
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like every high,
it eventually wore off.
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Why? Why do y--
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Oh! Wait a minute!
You did it, didn't you?
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-Oh, you had someone fired!
-Yes. Yes, I did.
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It was that--that waiter from
the restaurant last night.
Lenny.
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Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
Oh, my little girl's growing up!
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No, this is--this is not
something I'm proud of.
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I didn't mean to get him fired.
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I just thought that
he'd be reprimanded and
I'd get a free mud pie.
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Oh, come on. There's always
some poor sap who will hire him.
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Hey, Grace, I'm gonna run down,
get us some muffins.
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Hey, how you doin'?
You remember me? I'm Lenny.
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I'm gonna be the new
office assistant.
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I guess we'll be makin'
eye contact now, huh?
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Coming! Coming, coming,
coming, coming, coming.
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Hi, I'm Will Truman,
and I'm--I'm being hugged.
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Yeah, I always like to start
off with a hug. Hi, I'm Sue.
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And this doesn't
include a tip, OK? OK.
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That didn't include
a hug, either.
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Come on in and sit down.
Sit right here--Oh, I'm sorry
about all the dog hair.
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-You're not allergic, are you?
-No.
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No, although I once
got a bee sting,
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and my lip swelled up
like Pamela Anderson Lee.
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OK! Let's do it to it, shall we?
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I'm gonna need some keys
or a wallet, something
that's very personal to you.
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Personal? OK.
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Well, since I don't keep
my shame in my pocket,
my keys will have to do.
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Ok, I am very peaceful.
I am centered.
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I am open.
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-[dogs barking]
-Shut up! I asked for one hour!
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Well... I feel a trip.
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Not for you, but for somebody
very close to you.
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And I'm getting... China?
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What, a trip to China?
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Maybe, maybe,
and there is going
to be a reunion.
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It is with a loved one
from the past. I'm seeing
blond hair--
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Oh, whoa, well,
strawberry blond hair,
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warm brown eyes, loved you.
Ohh! Loves you still,
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and you never got to
say goodbye to her.
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God, I can't--Her?!
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I--I loved a strawberry
blond her?
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And you thought that you
were gonna spend the rest
of your lives together.
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Oh. Thank you, Sue,
it's been special.
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Oh, and, uh, about that tip?
Here it is. I'm gay.
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So, what else did she say?
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Nothing. Inane stuff,
you know, like "Someone close
to me is going on a trip."
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-Ohh!
-[crockery shatters]
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Oh, shoot! I just broke
my grandmother's China.
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China?
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And you just tripped.
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That's very weird,
'cause that's exactly
what she said.
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That's because
she's Psychic Sue.
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What is that smell?
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Why do you always look at
me when you say that?
131
00:08:01,804 --> 00:08:07,162
No, no, it smells like...
like my mother.
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Oh, um, that package came
from her over there.
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That's what it is. It smells
like that--that tea rose
perfume she always wears.
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That's better than my mother.
She smells like brisket
and Aquanet.
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Oh, my God. "Found this
in the attic, thought
you might want it.
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Call your Father. Love, Mom."
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What is it?
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It's Daisy's dog collar.
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Oh, that drag queen you and Jack
hung out with at Christmas?
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No. My old dog, Daisy.
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I was away at college
when she died.
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I never got to say goodbye.
God, she was so beautiful.
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You know, that thick coat
of strawberry blond--
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My love life. Go!
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OK...all right.
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Oh, Will, there is somebody.
Somebody very special.
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And the two of you are
gonna spend the rest
of your lives together.
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00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:06,627
And it's somebody you
already know.
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00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,760
Johnny Depp?
Is it Johnny Depp?
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00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:08,805
-Do you know him?
-No.
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-Does he know you?
-No.
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-Can I finish?
-Yes.
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OK, he's handsome,
ah, dark hair...
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-[dogs barking]
-Come on, you guys,
we're almost there!
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Oh, you know, I'm getting
something. I'm getting...
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that his first name
starts with... "J."
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That's all-- That's all
I'm getting. Just "J."
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Who do I know...
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It's just "J"...
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I've got it! It's Jack.
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The man you are gonna spend
the rest of your
life with is Jack.
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Do you know anybody
by the name of Jack?
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00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,402
No.
164
00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,424
And guess what else?
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Lenny said he was bringing me
a client today.
166
00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:27,002
I'm telling you, Karen,
you put goodness out there,
you get goodness back.
167
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:30,399
It's like yesterday.
I gave a crazy woman
on the corner some money,
168
00:10:30,444 --> 00:10:34,190
today she didn't
throw a plastic bottle
of pee at me.
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00:10:36,063 --> 00:10:40,158
Grace, the guy's a loser.
The whole office
is talking about it.
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00:10:40,202 --> 00:10:43,425
Oh, and am I drunk, or did
I just take a whole bottle
of whipped cream
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and go like this: ssshhhhhhhh.
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Yes and no.
173
00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:59,282
Don't smoke it all at once.
It's primo, man. It's all buds.
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You just don't want
to admit that I'm right.
175
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That when you put your faith
in people, they reward you.
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Let everybody know I'm dealin'
out of here now, ok?
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00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:13,223
And tell everyone
the code word is "ottoman."
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Oh, here she is.
179
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,971
-Hi, Grace.
-Hi.
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00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:21,064
Hi, you must be Steve.
I'm Grace.
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Come on over. I'm just gonna
grab my portfolio.
Where is it?
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Man, this place is going to pot.
183
00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:37,792
I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but I went back to Psychic Sue,
184
00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:42,018
and she told me that there's
a man I already know
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that I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life with.
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-Oh, my God!
That's incredibly--
-It's Jack.
187
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:49,512
--bad, horrifying news.
188
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:54,522
[imitating Cher]
Is everybody decent, hoh!
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00:11:59,313 --> 00:12:02,406
Sorry, Grace, we can't go
to the movies tonight. Um,
190
00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:06,153
I called the theater,
and they can't guarantee
Cher's security.
191
00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:11,424
You know what's scary?
192
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This isn't even the weirdest
thing he's ever done with
a small plastic woman.
193
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:22,228
I feel like nesting.
Let's stay home
and rent "Silkwood."
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00:12:22,271 --> 00:12:26,062
I'm a lesbian who's been exposed
to nuclear waste, hoh!
195
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I'm gonna make some popcorn
with several underused spices.
Who wants some?
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00:12:40,089 --> 00:12:41,962
I do, I do!
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00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:45,099
What did you just say?
198
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I said, I do, I do.
I really do.
199
00:12:56,773 --> 00:13:00,041
What? Why are you
looking at me funny?
200
00:13:06,096 --> 00:13:08,100
Oh, hi, Grace.
201
00:13:08,144 --> 00:13:11,890
Hi. Wow. Wow,
look at this place.
202
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:16,334
Yeah, well, you know,
I told a few people about you,
and they told a few people, and
203
00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:20,080
I guess a lot of folks
are jonesing for
an interior designer.
204
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:24,524
Wow. I haven't been
this popular since a misprint
in the yellow pages
205
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,964
made me the "Breast Designer
in New York."
206
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,229
-Huh.
-Why don't we start with you?
207
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:32,235
Oh, um, I have a whole
studio I want to do,
208
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,807
and I'm definitely gonna
want some ottomans.
209
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,813
Can the four of us
split an ottoman?
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00:13:40,076 --> 00:13:42,734
-Wow.
-So, how fast can we do this?
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'Cause I'm having
a party this weekend.
212
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,353
OK, why don't I just
show you what I did
in this loft in SoHo.
213
00:13:48,397 --> 00:13:50,096
In fact, what I can
do for you--
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Oh, shoot. Uh, hand me
that, please. Thanks.
215
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,199
Wait, what is this?
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Oh, my bad.
217
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:10,919
[Jack] Hi, honey.
How was your day?
218
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,491
What are you doing here?
219
00:14:19,153 --> 00:14:22,768
Would you calm down?
I'm just using your tub.
220
00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:26,950
And your Ylang-Ylang.
Do ya like, ya like?
221
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,351
Why don't ya leave, ya leave?
222
00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,403
Why are you so crabby?
Bad day at the office?
223
00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:40,935
No. I just wanted
to come home...
and not to Madame Butterfly.
224
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:45,422
Hello, gorgeous suit.
225
00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:49,212
When did we get this, huh?
And it fits you so nice.
226
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:53,307
The shoulders, and the pecs,
and the pits,
and the waist... Whoo!
227
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,398
I am not having sex with you!
228
00:14:58,796 --> 00:14:59,885
What?
229
00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:01,278
I am never having sex with you!
230
00:15:01,322 --> 00:15:04,197
We are never gonna have sex.
Sex, with you, no.
231
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,336
Oh, you poor thing,
that wasn't sex.
232
00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:18,748
All right, uh, how can
I explain this? Um...
233
00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:23,714
OK, when two men are
in love and committed...
234
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:26,938
and greased up like pigs
at a county fair...
235
00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:33,341
No! Psychic Sue said...
I'm gonna spend my life
with a man named Jack.
236
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:34,867
-Jack who?
-Jack you!
237
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,478
-Jack me?
-No, thanks!
238
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:43,666
Look, you know ordinarily
239
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,757
I wouldn't believe all this
psychic stuff, but, I mean,
240
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:47,892
she's been right about
everything else, and...
241
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:51,115
What if she's right about this?
242
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:54,034
BOTH: Eww!
243
00:16:01,484 --> 00:16:04,098
Well, what if she is right?
244
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,668
What would that be like?
245
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:09,849
Well, I'm--I'm gonna have
to have my own place.
246
00:16:09,892 --> 00:16:12,462
Yeah, and sex is out
of the question.
247
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,990
I--I don't even like seeing
your head poke through
the hole in your sweater.
248
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:24,267
And--and just so you know,
I'm gonna need boyfriends.
249
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:31,281
And, since my career
comes first, you may
have to support me.
250
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,939
Right.
What about Grace?
251
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:36,204
Oh, you get custody of that.
252
00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:39,776
So, let's see.
253
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:43,784
No sex, our own boyfriends,
I support you,
254
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:48,707
you live across the hall,
Grace is my roommate.
255
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:52,454
Wow. That would be weird,
wouldn't it?
256
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,816
Hey. Where's the slow talker?
257
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:02,386
I fired him, OK?
258
00:17:02,429 --> 00:17:03,693
He totally took advantage of me.
259
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,784
You were right.
People will always let you down.
260
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,614
Oh, Grace.
261
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:09,226
What?
262
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:12,667
Nothing. It just felt like
it needed an "Oh, Grace."
263
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:18,548
I'll tell you what,
this is never gonna happen
to me again. From now on,
264
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:19,768
I trust no one.
265
00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:22,077
Oh, honey.
266
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,472
-What?
-Here we are again.
267
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,836
-People suck.
-Oh, come on! Don't do that.
268
00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:36,322
This is a bad color on you.
And your attitude is poor, too.
269
00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:40,722
You're the one who loves people.
You're the pretty little gal
from Ioway
270
00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,380
with the heart as big
as all get out.
271
00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:46,167
Karen, I'm from
upstate New York.
272
00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:50,349
Whatever. I got
a facial in an hour.
273
00:17:50,393 --> 00:17:54,750
Listen, bottom line:
it's a good thing that you
believe in people. I mean,
274
00:17:54,794 --> 00:17:57,146
maybe Lenny let you down,
but, hey!
275
00:17:57,189 --> 00:17:59,803
You took a chance on me,
and have I ever let you down?
276
00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:05,728
Oh, Karen.
277
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,348
What?
278
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,397
Just felt like it needed
an "Oh, Karen."
279
00:18:15,573 --> 00:18:17,882
So, why'd you can
old swarthy Pete, anyway?
280
00:18:17,926 --> 00:18:21,106
He was selling dope out
of the swatch room.
281
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:22,586
What?
282
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:25,636
Grace, I can't believe it!
I loved him!
283
00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:40,405
Please stop staring.
Yes, it's Cher.
284
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,587
OK, that's it. Nothing for us.
285
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,329
This Cher thing is out
of control. We're going.
286
00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:48,202
What's the problem?
287
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:50,511
You made us wait for an hour
for a table for four!
288
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:56,392
In the back, so she
wouldn't be gawked at.
289
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,832
OK, bye-bye.
290
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,834
Freak.
291
00:19:01,053 --> 00:19:03,232
You're the freaks!
292
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:07,283
You know, dude, it is
a little weird that
you're talking to my doll.
293
00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:16,214
Um, I don't think I need
a drag queen to define
normal behavior, OK?
294
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:22,791
But I will say this.
The look? It's flawless.
295
00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:27,323
Whatever.
296
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,154
Ooh, workin' the attitude.
297
00:19:30,764 --> 00:19:32,550
OK, you're good.
298
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,207
I've had a lot of practice.
299
00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:40,522
Hey, hey, hey! You're not
that great, mister sister.
300
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,796
All right? I do a better
Cher than you.
301
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,846
You think so?
302
00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:57,643
Actually, it's...
"You think so, hoh!"
303
00:20:02,783 --> 00:20:05,397
Are you kidding me with this?
304
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,057
Ok, the hand is perfect,
but it's more...
305
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,539
"Are you kidding
me with this, hoh!"
306
00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:19,120
Get a life.
307
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:33,321
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
308
00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:42,383
♪ If I could turn back ti-ome
309
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:50,399
Ti-ome. Ti-ome. Ti-ome.
310
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,887
Snap out of it!
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