All language subtitles for TMNT - S03E02 Turtles on Trial

Yeah !

Nice Hammerlock.

I can't think of a better way to relax

than by watching wrestling.

You said it.

The terrible turtle
knows all the right moves.

Yeah, he could beat
any other wrestler

with both hands tied
behind his shell.

What shell ?
He hasn't got a shell.

Michelangelo !

We were watching wrestling !

That's like a total snore, dudes.

Now, this is really intense.

It's time for on trial
with Clayton Kellerman.

And now here's the man
you love to hate,

Clayton Kellerman !

Good evening, jerks !

Yeah !
Yeah !

Yeah !

You got to be kidding,
Michelangelo.

This guy makes pond scum
look good.

Yeah. It's a terrible show.

Au contraire, compadres.

It's even more radical
than wrestling.

I'll bet you thought you knew
about all the nut cases out there

trying to sabotage our way of life.

Now, didn't ya ?

Yeah !

Well, you're wrong.

Let me tell you about a threat
right under your feet,

in the sewers.

Let's talk turtles,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles !

I got a bad feeling about this.

About what, guys ?

Just listen to this.

And I say these freaky turtles
are menaces

who ought to be hunted down.

Yeah !
Yeah !

Look at them !

Yeah, all they need
are some torches

and a castle to storm.

They're acting like animals.

What am I saying ?

Why is he turning people
against us, April ?

Yeah, we don't exactly
have the best p.r. image as it is.

Don't take it personally, guys.

Kellerman hates everybody.

He's got all the charm
of an electric eel.

Here, these ought to make you
feel better.

Where'd you get these,

At Freddie's Garage sale ?

I had wardrobe make them up.

Try them on.

Hey, great.

Now we don't look like mutant turtles.

Yeah !

We look like mutant
turtles wearing people masks.

I think it makes
a real fashion statement.

And the statement is "yuck."

So the turtles beat you
again, Shredder,

and you call yourself
a supervillain ?

Superklutz is more like it.

Oh, cool down.

Cool down ?

Look at that thermometer.

If we had the solar benite
you were sent to the surface steal,

we could use it to power
the refrigeration units,

but did you get any ?

No !

If you think it's so easy, Krang,

why don't you go up and get it ?

And take care of the turtles
while you're at it.

Not a bad idea for once.

I'll use brains instead of brawn,

but it's not enough to just defeat them.

I must crush them completely !

Hey, these masks are
really cool, April.

You can even eat pizza in them.

I'm glad you like them, guys.

Trouble.

No problem, April.

Trouble is our middle name.

I didn't know we had middle names.

Not bad, huh ?

Oh, outstanding, mon frere,

And check out these chuks !

Yeah !

Looks like another victory
for the forces of good.

Don't you mean the forces of green ?

Get outta town, turtles !

Kellerman's right !
You're no good !

Yeah ! Get away from us humans !

We don't want your kind here !

I'm picking up some
really negative vibes here.

I think they mean business.

Yeah, time to boogie, dudes,

And i'm talking warp speed !

Yeah, but where to ?

Quick, over there !

You, too, April.

It's all that Clayton Kellerman's
fault.

We should do something about him.

April, can you get us
air time on on trial

to present our side ?

Oh, I'm sure I could.

Vern Thompson would ok anything

that will deliver big ratings.

Good. Then maybe
people will understand us.

Hey, Krang, Shredder says

you're going to personally
take on the turtles.

Can we come, too ?
Can we ? Huh ?

Forget it.

I'll handle this myself

as soon as I think of a plan
that's nasty enough.

Gee, too bad.

We had nothing planned
for this afternoon.

Yeah, I guess we'll just have
to watch tv instead.

Oh, boy, it's the smurfs,

my favorite.

Pretty good reception

for being 5 miles underground.

Tonight at 7:30, live...

The infamous Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles !

Be there !

The turtles ?

It's too good to be true !

If I time this right,

I'll be able to destroy them

On National Television !

Now all I need is the proper weapon.

Let's see...
Atomic destabilizer ?

Too messy.

Freeze ray ?
Too quick.

I want them to suffer.

You said the turtles
Would be on the show.

Now you're telling me
They're wimping out ?

No, no !
They just don't think

It's wise to expose
Themselves to the public.

We'll do a remote
From the basement.

The basement ?
Oh, yuck !

No matter
Where we shoot it,

The ratings will
Be fantastic !

You're right !

I'm gonna make turtle soup

Out of those
Slimeshells !

I better go.

I've got to help them
Get ready for the show.

I can't wait to see
The turtles again.

Imagine the turtles
As media superstars.

I wonder
If i can get
Their autographs.

I wonder if they'll
Still talk to me.

Don't worry,
Michelangelo.
You'll do just fine.

I don't know.

What if i like
Get stage fright

And get laughed
Off the show ?

A wise man has nothing
To fear from laughter,
Michelangelo.

Oh, yeah,
A wise man,

But what about
A wacky turtle ?

Relax ! Just let me
The talking.

I can handle
This kellerman clown.

Let's go, guys.

The show doesn't
Start until 7:30,

But we should
Get there early.

Good luck, turtles.

I have a feeling
They might need it.

Still here, krang ?

I thought you'd have
The turtles defeated by now.

Soon, shredder,

Now that i've found
The perfect weapon.

This is a prototype for
A new military weapon.

And it's stored
In the same warehouse

As the solar benite.

With this, i'll be able
To destroy the turtles

Once and for all !

Shredder:
It's not fair !

I deserve to have
A part in this !

The turtles
Are my enemies, too !

I'll need you to distract
The turtles

While my trog soldiers and i
Break into the warehouse.

You heard him.

Prepare to return
To the surface.

Oh, man, that's
All we ever do

Is go up
And down,

Up and down.

It sounds like
The perfect assignment

For a couple of yo-yos.

I made a funny.

Oh, no !

You were supposed
To come up

Behind the museum.

Sorry, boss.

Missed it
By that much.

Michelangelo:
Hang on, april.

We're going
To catch a curl !

Cowabunga !

Next time,
Let's just take a cab, ok ?

Yes, master splinter ?

There are reports
Of strange creatures

In the natural
History museum,
Leonardo.

We'll check it out, sensei.

But what about the tv show ?

Sorry. This is
More important.

Quickly,
Before we're seen !

Hey, you suppose
Old tin teeth and
His trogs are in here ?

Does that
Answer your question ?

Blast them !

Why is it that
Our times together

Always wind up like this ?

Hey ! They just trashed
The amphibian exhibit !

That does it.

No more mr. Nice turtle.

Let's get 'em !

Turtle power !

Cowabunga !

Foolish turtles !

Did you really think

You could beat
A ninja master ?

The thought
Had crossed my mind.

Say your prayers,
Lizard face.

That's turtle face
To you.

How's that
For poetic justice ?

Guard: hey, what's
Going on here ?

Let's see.
First things first.

At last--the solar
Benite is mine.

And finally, myself.

And uh-1,
And uh-2, and...

There's nothing
Like the smell

Of a new robot interior.

Now to test
The stun ray.

Hey ! That's
Government property !

What are you doing ?

That's ok.
Take it for
A test spin.

It works like a charm.

Looks like we came
To the right place.

Stop chattering
And grab a weapon.

They're right behind us.

It's turtle
Bashing time.

There they are !

Look out !

Warthog power !

Would you move it !
Come on ! Let's go.

Come back here,
You freaks.

This gives me
An idea.

Hey, where'd
Everybody go ?

Look out.
A monster.

Bebop,
You imbecile.

Never mind.

I'll
Take care them.

Great. Where's john wayne
When we need him ?

Oh, wow !
Major brainstorm.

You have to come out
Sometime, turtles.

En garde, can-head !

You're all mixed up.

I'm the one
Who wears the mask.

Got you now, dude.

Ohh, what a concept--

Medieval
Break-away threads.

Turtle toe-jam,
Coming up.

There,
In the window !

It's the turtles !

The turtles ?
Terrific !

With this
On the news,

Everyone will watch
on trial tonight.

And that means
Huge ratings.

Return to
The technodrome.

I have no further
Need of you.

This is fun !

I think
I'll keep this

After i dispose
Of the turtles.

Let me at 'em.

Looks like
A standoff, shredder.

So it seems,

But not for long.

Let go of me,
You metal-faced maniac.

He's got april.

I've always admired
Your quick grasp
Of a situation.

Surrender, or else.

What now,
Fearless leader ?

There's no choice.

We can't let him
Hurt april.

you win,
Shredder.

We give up.

That's right,
Turtles.

I win,

And you lose.

It's taps
For you, turtles.

Maybe it's time
We looked into a new
Line of work, guys.

Come in, Shredder.

What perfect timing.

I'm just about to
Destroy the turtles.

Oh, no, you don't !

I want that pleasure
To be all mine.

What are you saying ?

I'm saying,
Let them go.

I have the robot now,

And i intend to destroy them
On national television.

I won't ! I won't !
I won't !

You will, you will,
You will !

Or i'll come looking
For you in this thing.

You never
Let me have
Any fun.

Rock steady,
Bebop,

Fall back.

But, boss...

You heard me.

Now !

Don't look now,
Guys,

But i think we just
Got a reprieve.

Let's get 'em !

You may think
You've won, turtles,

But you've lost.

Watch it !
Hey !

Are you guys
All right ?

Oh, fine...

Considering that we just
Got our shells stomped.

I don't get it.

Shredder
Had us cold,

And he let us go.

It's definitely
Bizarro.

He's up to something.
But what ?

Krang told him
To back off.

he's looking for you,
Too.

Krang's up here, too ?

Aw, this has gotta be
I-hate-turtles day ?

We'd better hurry.
We've got less than an hour

Before the on trial show
Starts.

Oh, no !
We forgot all about
Being on tv.

Shredder's gone.
We may as well
Go ahead and do it.

Come on. We'll
Sneak out the back way.

Thanks, guys.
We'll take it from here.

You guys can talk to
Kellerman from down here.

You ok,
Michelangelo ?

You look
Kind of nervous.

W-who me, n-nervous ?

Wh-what a bogus concept.

Come on, Michelangelo.

It's only a tv show.

Yeah. Just forget that
100 million people
Will be watching you.

100 million people ?

Ok. It's showtime.

And now,
Welcome once again
To on trial,

Starring
Clayton kellerman.

Ok, fruitcakes,

Tonight it's
Turtles on trial.

So, turtles, tell me
Why you're too cowardly

To be in the studio
With me.

Go on, donatello.
Tell him.

Well, you see,
It's like this--

Oh, no, i was afraid
This might happen.

Now i'll find
Those turtles.

You say you're trying
To help people,

And yet you just trashed
The natural history museum.

That wasn't us.

It was shredder
And his mutants.

Yeah, sure,
And i'm the tooth fairy.

This will make
Television history.

You don't understand.

We're trying
To save the world

From an invasion
By an alien brain
From dimension x.

Oh, come on. That's
A little hard to swallow.

What is, the invasion
The brain,
Or the dimension x ?

Hey, i'll ask
The questions here,

You abnormal amphibians.

Clayton's making
Mincemeat out of them.

Krang will fail.
I'm sure of it.

And i'm going
To be there

To laugh at him
When he does !

Come on !
Let's go !

And if you're
Such nice guys,

How come
You carry weapons ?

Yeah !
Yeah !

Hey, dude,

Maybe you'd like to try
Defending the earth
For a while !

What was that ?

Turtles, come out and play !

That
Sounds like krang.

He must have been
Taking voice lessons.

Wow, he can
Really project.

Come on, turtles.
We're needed.

We fight
For truth, justice,

And a bigger slice
Of the pizza pie.

Ok, krang.
Put 'em up,
You blob of brains.

Uh, maybe you'd care
To rephrase that, leonardo ?

You were saying ?

I was saying--

Duck !

That's it, turtles.

Struggle !

It will make my victory
All the sweeter.

Don't look now,
Compadres,

But i think we're
A little bit outgunned.

Tell me about it.

Custer
Didn't have it
This bad.

Hey ! Get that thing
Out of here.

You're ruining
My show.

Uppity human, i'll
Teach you some manners.

Gotcha !

Oh, you've come
Out of hiding.

Yeah. Lucky for you.

I've got the solar benite,

And you, my friends,
Are history !

Oh, no !

This isn't
Really happening.

What in--

Now's our chance.

Wow ! Superchuks,
Do your thing.

Nice work, Michelangelo.

Here's
My contribution.

Shredder, you incompetent,
Staggering cretin !

Help ! My ganglion
Is stuck in some chewing gum.

You...

They got away.

Thank goodness you're all right.

Hey, you saved my life, turtles.

Yeah, I guess we don't look

like such bad guys now,
right, amigo ?

Look, just tell people the truth
about us.

That's all we ask.

I'm sorry, fellas.

But i've got a reputation to maintain,

And I didn't get it by being mr.
nice guy.

You mean you're going to keep on
badmouthing us ?

Hey, pal, that's show biz.

Ciao.

Oh, man.
What a scuzzbucket !

Well, at least you've got the videotape

of us tangling with Shredder.

Right. That'll prove we're not villains.

Sorry, guys,

But my camera was totaled
during the battle.

Our name is still mud in this city.

Total bummer, dudes.

Some days it just doesn't
pay to come out of your shell.