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All

right. Shoes on, miss.

>> Wait, don't look. I'm cleaning in here.

>> I'm not.

>> How we doing in there, buddy?

I'm sorry I just bared in like that to

your personal space. Shouldn't have.

Can I come in for a second?

>> Isaiah, is it okay if I come in?

>> Yeah.

>> Yes. Then come in.

>> Yeah.

I didn't see anything.

Listen, kiddo.

what you were just doing, which I had no

right to interrupt without knocking. And

I'm sorry,

but what you were doing was completely

natural

and normal and and to be expected. And I

just wanted to come in, not to make it

weird, but

just to make sure you weren't feeling

strange,

cuz there's nothing to feel strange

about. something that everybody does and

everyone's entitled to their

>> Do you do it?

[snorts]

>> Well, everybody does.

>> So, you do do it then?

>> I mean, it's common. Yeah. It's

something that's natural to do for all

people and all people deserve to have

their boundaries respected and that's

where I crossed the line.

So, um, sorry if this is weird.

But I just wanted to make sure you

weren't feeling ugly and like like this

was ugly and hide it under the rug and

let it become something taboo between

us.

You know what taboo is?

>> Yes.

>> Well, now it won't be cuz we talked

about it and it's out in the open.

>> Okay.

>> I am sorry if this is weird.

>> It's not. Oh,

>> good. It shouldn't be.

Well,

I'll leave you to it then,

>> Dad.

>> I love you.

>> I love you back.

>> [music]

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>> And if we could try mom's hands on the

big man's shoulder.

>> All right. Oh, that's just lovely. And

if we could all just look straight

ahead, please.

Wonderful. And we're a happy little

family with a great big smile.

Fantastic.

And how about a smile from dad this

time?

>> Was I not smiling?

>> Oh, were you up?

>> Sorry. I thought I was.

>> Then let's just have another big one,

please. There we go. Lovely.

>> Okay, looking good. And now, if I could

just get a big smile from the two happy

families.

>> Family.

>> Sorry. And today we're one happy family.

>> Got a little crowded all of a sudden.

[laughter]

>> That's the way I like it.

>> You seeing my cuff links?

>> Yeah, we can see those. No problem.

>> You think? Cuz I could turn more toward

the camera.

>> Thanks for everything, Bob.

>> Do we all say cheese?

>> You could say cheese. You could say

taco. You could say whatever you'd like.

But if you could just give me the

teeniest weeniest little

Yeah.

>> [music]

>> Hey,

give it up for

me. [laughter]

>> I don't know where to get that tuxedo

from because I mean, you know, any dude

that [music] wears a tuxedo like that is

going to break some hearts.

>> We need to break some hearts. What do

you think happened to me? Have you seen

where they went by the way?

>> Well, Maryanne was over there. We were

just talking.

>> I think I may Isaiah.

>> Oh, I don't know. I haven't seen him.

>> I think I may [music] go find him.

>> Okay. I know you have to keep all

righty.

>> Hi there.

>> Did you like that cake?

>> Oh, I love it.

>> Go ahead. Have another piece.

>> So good to see.

>> I'll talk to you later. [laughter]

>> All right. Hi.

>> Have you seen Isaiah? No, I haven't.

>> All right.

>> See you in a minute.

>> Hi, you. You are such a little clown.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> Hi, honey. Have you seen Isaiah?

>> Everyone having a good time? Can I get a

hot water?

>> Mom, a beautiful reception.

>> I will be right back. Hold on. I can

bounce up front.

Honey, would you go get your father?

Dinner's up.

>> Shall I help set the table? Oh, that's

okay.

Everything's under control.

[snorts]

Dad,

come go.

Hey pop. Time for dindins.

Here we go.

It's hot.

You want one of these?

>> I'm okay.

>> They're Belgian.

>> I know. Thank you. I'm okay.

>> You know these aren't for me, Dad. I got

them for you.

>> I'll have one.

>> Well, they're dads, so you're going to

have to ask him first.

Pass the potatoes, please. Cute.

>> Would you like one?

>> Oh, maybe later.

Thank you, honey.

>> Thank you.

biscuits.

Sure.

Hey, you're here.

>> I forgot that toilet was broken. I'm

just going to use yours.

>> No, that's my Wait a minute. Your

mother's in there.

>> I can wait.

Don't look so scared.

I tell you, Dad, from a poet, I expect

more eloquence.

I'm sorry.

>> What for?

for nothing.

For what I wrote?

What you wrote?

You mean your little autobiography?

All 300 pages of it.

I love you, Dad,

but this makes it hard.

And I'm burning this. And if I see

another copy lying around, it's going to

be more than a slap on the wrist. I

promise you.

10 9 8 7 6 5 [screaming]

4 3 2 1 Happy New Year. [cheering]

>> Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy

new year.

[cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> Oh my god, you guys were going to leave

without hugging me.

>> We would have made it too.

>> Good night. Thank you so much for

coming.

>> Hey, next Tuesday.

>> Next Tuesday.

>> Happy New Year.

>> You know, I think I'm just going to help

and stay here.

>> You're going to what?

>> Just to help clean. I mean, this is such

a mess we're leaving him with.

It's going to be okay. I'm just going to

come home a little bit later. Okay,

that's all.

>> A person who wakes up in the morning and

says, "Today's going to be awful. I just

know it." Well, that person is just

about guaranteed to have an awful day.

In fact, he'll do the leg work to make

it awful through the power of his

attitude. He'll prevent every

potentially good thing on his path from

reaching its potential. And if good

things do happen, well, he'll be looking

in the other direction. Because what

he's done is he's committed himself to

the prison of negativity. Now on the

other side of this coin, a person who

wakes up and greets the day with

enthusiasm and positivity will see the

good things on his path because through

the power of

>> Dad,

>> how do I feel about locked doors?

entirely.

But know this, a man who feeds.

[screaming]

>> How long was he?

>> Long enough to lose a few liters.

>> Damn it. I need his VP now.

>> VP is

85 over 40.

>> Okay. Going to need 70 more millig.

Stat.

>> Blood pressure. Give it to me. Pulse is

93.

>> Yes.

>> I said 70 millig. People. Do I have to

get on my hands and knees here?

>> I'VE ONLY GOT TWO HANDS. DOCTOR,

>> so use them. This poor bastard's going

to die on the slat. We don't work

miracles and fast.

>> The right ventricles dilated.

>> Suction. Quick.

>> Jesus. He needs oxygen.

>> We're not oxygenating, Maggie.

>> Resume recompression. Charge to 15.

>> Upward. Wealth, happiness, and love.

radicals.

If you visualize failure, then I hope

you have good insurance. The phenomena

of horrible things.

>> Put that in your book.

>> Horrible things might happen to them.

And what's that?

Another book of yours.

Are you asking me to get upset?

>> I'm not asking you anything.

>> Well, I'm asking you.

>> I'm just leaving.

>> This is pathetic. Dad,

if you want me to apologize, I'll

apologize. And I am sorry about what

happened last night. And I did go too

far. But what about you?

Am I totally alone here?

Am I just this abusive monster and

you're some sad, helpless victim?

Or does it take two to tango? Cuz I

think it does.

And if I've done anything, you've done

it with me.

DON'T CHECK YOUR [ __ ] HEAD IN ME.

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE has been for

you and for you and for YOU AND TO WHAT

END? I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS. THIS IS YOUR

THING. SOMETHING YOU STARTED. BUT I'M

HERE NOW AND I'M IN IT AND I'VE GIVEN

MYSELF AND I'VE ACCEPTED YOU COMPLETELY.

But you are not just my father. You're

my friend. You're my best friend. And

maybe we can just agree that that's a

beautiful thing and not something to be

perverted and corrupted and mutilated by

your warped and confused conscience.

You've always sabotaged everything good

in your life.

You've been [ __ ] all over this from

the minute we started. You never gave it

a chance to be good.

But you can sleep with that cold [ __ ]

in that loveless bed. And you can write

your backwards book about your backwards

son, but not a single word about what

you've done.

It's just love, Dad.

And that is big

and that is scary.

But there's being scared and there's

being a coward.

And right now you you're breaking my

heart.

>> [snorts]

>> Daddy. [screaming]

[gasps]

No,

no,

no.

>> [laughter]

>> DON'T TOUCH THE DAMN CALL THE [ __ ]

AMBULANCE.

[screaming]

STRONG.

I'm so sorry. Thank you so much. I am

Thank you.

I want to ask you something, Isaiah.

>> How long have you been standing there?

>> How are you holding up?

Why was your father crying when he drove

you home from prom night?

>> I'm sorry.

>> On your prom night

when he brought you back home.

>> What about it?

>> He was crying.

>> Was he?

He was crying and he wouldn't look at

me.

>> Are you being serious?

>> He locked himself in the bathroom and he

just cried and he cried all night with

the sink running.

I don't remember that at all.

Is that when it started? That was 10

years ago. How am I supposed to remember

what happened one night?

>> Prom night,

>> which was 10 years ago. That's a pretty

long time to remember what your father

did at a specific time on a specific

night.

>> It It started earlier. I

know that.

When When did it start?

>> Mom, you're emotional. I'm emotional. We

are not ourselves. You don't even know

what you're trying to say.

>> I know exactly what I am trying to say.

>> Well, I don't, but I think it's pretty

ugly what you seem to be saying, and I

think you would agree if you could hear

yourself.

You monster.

>> You killed your own father. How could

you?

>> What? Wait. Get off of me.

>> I'm warning you, mother.

>> You don't warn me.

>> I loved him better than you ever did.

YOU SICK SICK SICK.

[screaming]

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HELP!

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[screaming]

AH!

>> [laughter]

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[crying]

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>> HEAT. HEAT.

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>> HEAT. HEAT.

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>> HEAT.

HEAT. [music]

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HEAT. HEAT.

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>> HEY. HEY. HEY.

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>> HEAT. HEAT.

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HEAT.

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