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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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We come
to you now with revelations
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about last week's attack
in London.
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An anonymous source
provided this video.
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It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,
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moments before his death.
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You may find
this video disturbing.
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I managed to
send the Elemental back,
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but I don't think I'm gonna
make it off this bridge.
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Spider-Man attacked me.
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He has an army of drones,
Stark technology.
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He's saying he's gonna be
the new Iron Man. No one else.
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Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
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There will be
significant casualties.
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Do it. Execute them all.
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This shocking video
was released earlier today
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on the controversial
news website TheDailyBugle.net.
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There you have it, folks.
Conclusive proof
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that Spider-Man was responsible
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for the brutal murder
of Mysterio,
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an interdimensional warrior
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who gave his life
to protect our planet
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and who will, no doubt,
go down in history
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as the greatest superhero
of all time.
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But that's not all, folks.
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Here's the real blockbuster.
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Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit down.
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Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...
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Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.
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What the f...?
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That's right, folks.
Peter Parker.
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A 17-year-old
high school delinquent...
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- She knows him.
- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
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...is, in fact...
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Are you Spider-Man's
girlfriend?
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...the vile vigilante villain
Spider-Man.
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- Yo, it's him.
- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Please don't touch her, sir.
- You're just a kid?
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- You murdered Mysterio?
- Um...
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- You helped him?
- No, I didn't...
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Come on, kid,
let me see your face.
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He hit me.
Spider-Man hit me!
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- Come on.
- He hit me.
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All this time,
people looked up to this boy
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and called him a hero.
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I'll tell you what I call him,
public enemy number one!
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I told you I never wanted
to do this ever again!
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MJ, I'm so sorry,
but I can't see anything
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with your hand in my...
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Sorry. Where are we
gonna go?
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- I don't know. Your house?
- No! No!
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My dad will kill you.
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What? You said
your dad really liked me.
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Yeah, well, not anymore.
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Dude!
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Dude!
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Dude!
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Dude!
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I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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No, not really. Uh...
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Yo, Peter!
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We should go.
We should go. Come on.
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- You said you don't want to swing.
- Swing me.
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Okay. We can take the subway.
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No.
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Look out!
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That was so much worse.
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Okay. It's okay.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
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Okay. Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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I just feel so dumb. I didn't
realize you were miserable.
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No, it was really fun, right?
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That's why they call it
a fling.
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- And we flung.
- It was fun.
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I could've been more fun.
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- I can be fun.
- We'll hang out again.
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Like, when do you think?
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I should see what that is.
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- No, no, no.
- It's what I do.
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- He's always coming and going.
- Peter?
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Oh, no.
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- I don't know what to do.
- Peter. Peter.
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- Oh, I...
- I didn't see anything.
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This isn't what
it looks like.
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- No, no, May.
- Practice safe...
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Oh, hey. You must be MJ!
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- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
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Wait, have you
been crying?
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We broke up.
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- Hey, Spider-Man!
- Oh. Oh, uh...
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Thank you. I didn't know
you broke up.
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I thought you were
in love, May.
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Can we talk about this
in the kitchen?
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I should probably leave.
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I thought you guys
were such a handsome couple.
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It's really about boundaries.
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- Let me answer the door.
- Let's go here.
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- Is that the door?
- Hey. Is it true?
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- I was gonna go, but...
- Not now.
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I didn't know you were
so awkward about sex, Peter.
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This has nothing to do
with sex.
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If you wanna go over it again.
I mean... What's that sound?
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- Hey, Spider-Man!
- Oh, my God.
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I mean, I'm happy to rehash it
if you want to.
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You take care of your
side, I'll take care of mine.
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What is up
with this phone?
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Will you get off your phones
for five minutes?
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I just wanna talk to you
about your relationship, okay?
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Peter?
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What?
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- Is that...?
- Is that here?
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Um...
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- Yo, Peter Parker!
- Yo, Peter!
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Maybe it's not
such a big deal.
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Spider-Menace!
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Governments around the world
launch investigations
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into the murderer
known as Spider-Man,
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aka Peter Parker,
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aka the web-headed
war criminal
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who, for years,
has been terrorizing
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the decent citizens
of New York.
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Well, now this city
and the world
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see him for what he truly is.
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Murderer! Mysterio forever!
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New details from last week's
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devastating attack in London
have emerged.
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For more, we go now to Joint
Intelligence headquarters.
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Authorities
just a short while ago confirmed
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that the deadly drones used
in the London attack
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were designed
by Stark Industries.
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Federal agents! Open up!
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Federal agents? You stay here.
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Department of Damage Control.
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We have a warrant
for the arrest of Peter Parker.
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- You know the Fourth Amendment?
- Sure.
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Unreasonable search
and seizure?
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Get in here, guys. Let's go.
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I didn't kill Quentin Beck.
The drones did, okay?
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- The drones that are yours.
- No.
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Well, look. Nick Fury was there
the entire time.
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Ask him.
He can explain everything.
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Nick Fury has been off-planet
for the last year.
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- What?
- Peter! Hey.
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MJ! They have nothing
to do with this, sir.
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Don't say anything
without a lawyer.
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I want a lawyer.
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- Ms. Jones-Watson.
- Jones. I don't go by Watson.
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Ms. Jones, why do you
want a lawyer if...?
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If I have nothing to hide?
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Exactly. Unless...
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- I'm actually guilty of something?
- Mm-hm.
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I'm very aware of your tactics
and my rights.
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Just answer my questions.
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I've seen your file.
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You're a smart young woman
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with a bright future
ahead of her.
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Why would you risk it all
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by getting involved with
a vigilante like Peter Parker?
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So sorry to keep you waiting.
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- Can we get Ned a snack?
- Absolutely.
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- He's been waiting.
- I got you.
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Dude, I'm so sorry about that.
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I'm not supposed
to say anything to you.
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Not even a thing.
I just have one question.
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When MJ told you
Peter was Spider-Man...
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh.
- What's up?
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I-I knew way before MJ did.
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I was Spider-Man's
"guy in the chair."
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I know about those.
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Dude, half my guys
are guys in the chair.
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Exactly. You would know.
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I literally helped him
find the Vulture.
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- I didn't know that.
- I helped him hack a suit once
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and helped him get to space.
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So in Spider-Man's
illegal vigilantism,
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you were his main accomplice.
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I would like to have my words
stricken from the record.
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With all due respect, and
I mean that very insincerely,
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unless you have some real
specific charges to throw at us,
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legally, you can't hold us here.
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- You should definitely lawyer up.
- Excuse me?
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Child endangerment's
a nasty rap.
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A boy was entrusted to you,
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and as his legal guardian,
essentially his mother,
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you not only allowed him
to endanger himself,
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but you actually
encouraged it.
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Who does that?
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I wanna see Peter right now.
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Stark
Industries was caught in the web
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of the Spider-Man-Mysterio
controversy today,
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when federal agents
opened an investigation
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into missing Stark technology.
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Agents wanna know
exactly what was taken...
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At least they used
a good picture.
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What is happening?
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That's great. Thank you.
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Well, I have
some good news, Peter.
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I don't believe
any of the charges
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- against you are gonna stick.
- Wait, seriously?
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- I knew it.
- Nice.
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My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you.
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- Thank you, Matt.
- That's amazing.
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- You're welcome.
- Perfect.
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- However, Mr. Hogan.
- Yes?
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The feds are investigating
that missing technology.
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I understand your loyalty
to Mr. Stark and his legacy,
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but if you were involved...
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- If I was?
- I advise securing a lawyer.
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I need a lawyer because I'm...?
I thought he was...
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You said there's no charge.
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I could say
under advisement of counsel,
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I refuse to answer
the question respectfully
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because the answer
can incriminate me...
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It's in Goodfellas. What's the
thing they say in Goodfellas?
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I know that's what you think.
Calm down.
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Let's hear what
he has to say. Matt?
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You're gonna need
a really good lawyer.
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You may have dodged
your legal troubles
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but things will get much worse.
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There is still
the court of public opinion.
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Murderer! Mysterio forever!
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How did you just do that?
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I'm a really good lawyer.
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We're gonna need
a safer place to live.
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Oh. Ah.
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How do we...?
How do we...?
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Alarm system deactivated.
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It looks nice.
And this is safe.
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Welcome to the spiritual oasis.
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You like Donkey Kong Jr.?
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Nicky from Jersey
City, you're on the line.
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I'm not saying I don't
want to honor the Avengers,
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but, you know,
not doing it this way.
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Putting the
Captain America shield
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on the Statue of Liberty?
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Nah, that will look ridiculous.
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Leave the Statue
of Liberty alone.
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Oh, Happy.
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Did you send in
your applications yet?
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I just finished my MIT one.
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- You?
- Same.
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Can you imagine if
we both got in? And Ned?
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Yeah, but we'd have
to get scholarships
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so we could actually go.
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You got the scores
and the grades.
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You think I'm being
too pragmatic.
250
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,401
No, no, no. Well...
251
00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,767
Kind of. It's okay.
252
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,434
It's one of my favorite
things about you.
253
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,800
- Really?
- Yeah.
254
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,767
What are your other
favorite things?
255
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,600
I love your
relentless optimism.
256
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,767
I am a glass-half-full
kind of gal.
257
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,767
I really like how
you're a people person.
258
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,167
I love people.
I love them so much.
259
00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:08,234
You like sports.
260
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,600
I think the Mets are gonna
261
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,234
- go all the way this year.
- Really?
262
00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:12,800
What's that noise?
263
00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:15,567
Oh. It's Happy. Look.
264
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,567
Gave his room to May
so he's sleeping down here.
265
00:11:22,368 --> 00:11:25,600
I have a weird question. Um...
266
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,401
Does any part of you
feel relieved about all of this?
267
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:35,401
Ever since I got bit
by that spider...
268
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:39,767
I've only had one week
where my life has felt normal.
269
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,134
Or kind of normal, I guess.
270
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,301
And...
271
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,101
that was when
you found out.
272
00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:48,867
Because then everyone
that was in my life
273
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,800
that I wanted to know, knew.
274
00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:51,934
And it was perfect.
275
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,434
But now everybody knows and...
276
00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:59,401
I am the most famous person
in the entire world.
277
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,101
And I'm still broke.
278
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,667
I'm...
279
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,001
excited to see you tomorrow.
280
00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,267
Yeah. Me too.
281
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:14,800
Wrap it up.
282
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,767
You both like each other.
We get it. Hang up.
283
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,301
There's no new ground being
broken. I need my eight hours.
284
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,001
Have you been listening
this whole time?
285
00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:23,001
- Hi, Happy.
- Not by choice.
286
00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:25,301
- MJ says hi.
- Hello.
287
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,900
We're covering
the first day of senior year
288
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,134
for Midtown High's
most famous student,
289
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,600
Peter Parker.
290
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,334
Go get them, tiger.
291
00:12:33,468 --> 00:12:35,500
Or should I say "spider"?
292
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:38,767
The crowd has continued
to grow here all morning long
293
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,867
at the Midtown School
of Science...
294
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,800
The crowd seems evenly divided
295
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,900
between supporters
of Spider-Man
296
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,201
and protestors.
297
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:50,101
MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you!
298
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,600
MJ, are you gonna have
his spider-babies?
299
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:55,633
Back up. Back up. Back up!
300
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,967
MJ, you know
he's a murderer, right?
301
00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,633
Peter. Do a TikTok with me.
302
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,900
- Mysterio forever!
- Do a flip!
303
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,600
- Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss!
- Back off.
304
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:06,934
Who are you?
305
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,667
Ned Leeds.
Spider-Man's best friend.
306
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,267
I'm Peter Parker's
best friend.
307
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:12,267
You come at my boy,
you come at Flash Thompson.
308
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,401
If you wanna read
about our inspiring friendship,
309
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,567
you can in my new book,
Flashpoint.
310
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,334
One spider, two hearts,
a million crazy-ass memories.
311
00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:20,800
Check it out.
312
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,967
- Go.
- No, I gotta wait...
313
00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:25,967
No. Go.
314
00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:27,600
I'll see you inside, okay?
315
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,167
Keep watching Midtown News
all year
316
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,301
as we bring you up close
and personal coverage
317
00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:36,434
of Peter fighting
his biggest battle yet,
318
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,234
college admissions.
319
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,468
Peter, we would love to welcome
you back to Midtown High,
320
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,434
where we shape heroes.
321
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,368
Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers.
322
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,600
Stop it.
323
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:55,101
It's an honor
to serve you, sir.
324
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,201
It's not.
325
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:57,600
Mysterio was right.
326
00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,434
- Stop. That's all.
- Mysterio was right.
327
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:02,201
Some of the students
put this together for you.
328
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,967
- No, you did that.
- I helped a little bit.
329
00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:07,967
I tried to stop you so
many times but you powered through.
330
00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:09,934
- He did all of that.
- Did a great job.
331
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,001
I hope you have time
to check it out.
332
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:14,800
Feel free to walk
or swing through the hallway.
333
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:17,401
Or crawl on the ceiling
to avoid everybody.
334
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,633
- We all know you can do it.
- I'm just gonna...
335
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:20,834
I know what you did.
336
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,101
Stop. You're
embarrassing yourself.
337
00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:23,734
He's a conspiracy
theorist.
338
00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,800
Can we just stay up here
all day?
339
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:42,368
- It is so crazy down there.
- This one's good.
340
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,234
"Some suggest
that Parker's powers
341
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:47,468
include the male spider's
ability to hypnotize females,
342
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,401
which he used to seduce
Jones-Watson
343
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:53,101
- into his cult of personality."
- Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.
344
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,533
Yes, my Spider-Lord.
345
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,567
Finally some privacy.
346
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,201
It is so crazy down there.
347
00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:10,434
So I was thinking...
348
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:13,834
when we get into MIT,
we should live together.
349
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:16,567
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
350
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,633
- This is gonna be us.
- Yes.
351
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,468
Minus the Frisbee
and the smiling.
352
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,401
MIT's obviously the dream,
353
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,401
but if we match up
our backup schools,
354
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,667
then either way,
we'll be in Boston.
355
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,767
New school, new town.
I can Spider-Man there.
356
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,001
- They have crime in Boston, right?
- Yes.
357
00:15:32,134 --> 00:15:34,800
- Wicked crime.
- It'll be like a fresh start.
358
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,267
What's up?
359
00:15:38,401 --> 00:15:41,001
I don't know. I just feel
like, if you don't...
360
00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:42,967
If you expect disappointment,
361
00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:45,301
then you can never really
get disappointed.
362
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:46,867
Come on.
363
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:51,267
Be a fresh start.
And we'll all be together.
364
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,034
Yeah. No, you're right.
Fresh start.
365
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,201
Yeah.
366
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,434
Fresh start.
367
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,034
First one's here!
368
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,368
It's okay.
It's a backup school.
369
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,700
Peter!
370
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,934
No?
371
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:19,567
Last one.
372
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,301
MIT?
373
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,967
Uh... Okay.
374
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,900
Okay.
375
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,468
- Phew.
- Ready?
376
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,734
Jones. I told you to take down
the Halloween decorations.
377
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,468
Actually, that was Sasha so...
378
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,401
Enough attitude.
Just do it.
379
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,434
On it.
380
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,034
Feel like I'm gonna puke.
381
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,734
Don't, because he will
just make me clean it.
382
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,401
This is our only shot.
It's here or nowhere.
383
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,567
- Hey. Come on.
- Okay. You guys ready?
384
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,201
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, on three.
385
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:07,201
One, two, three.
386
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:32,900
No.
387
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,667
You?
388
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,834
"In light of recent controversy,
389
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:42,067
we are unable to consider
your application at this time."
390
00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:43,633
This is so not fair.
391
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,401
I mean, this is so not fair.
I didn't do anything wrong.
392
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,567
You guys definitely
didn't do anything wrong.
393
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,401
Expect disappointment and
you will never get disappointed.
394
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,700
♪ No sleep till ♪
395
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,234
♪ Boston ♪
396
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,468
You guys didn't get in?
397
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,267
Yeah, because we're actually
friends with Spider-Man.
398
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,600
Uh, yeah. I better get going.
399
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:16,734
There's a mixer
for new admissions and...
400
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,734
Sorry, guys.
401
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,633
Jones, what are you doing?
Get back to work.
402
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,267
Yeah, I'm coming.
403
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,434
Know what?
404
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,001
I wouldn't change
a thing I did.
405
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:29,734
Me neither.
406
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,301
Although I do need to show
this letter to my parents.
407
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,900
Um, hi.
408
00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:51,067
Hi?
409
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:53,567
I'm, uh...
410
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,734
The most famous person
in the world.
411
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:56,900
I know.
412
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,700
Wong. Try not to slip.
413
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,533
We don't have
liability insurance.
414
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,533
Is all this
for a holiday party?
415
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:10,633
No. One of the rotunda
gateways connects to Siberia.
416
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,533
A blizzard blasted through.
417
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,101
Because someone forgot to cast
a monthly maintenance spell
418
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,600
to keep the seals tight.
419
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,567
That's right, he did,
because he forgot
420
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,967
- I now have higher duties.
- Higher duties?
421
00:20:23,101 --> 00:20:25,301
The Sorcerer Supreme
has higher duties. Yes.
422
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,567
Wait, I thought you were
the Sorcerer Supreme.
423
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,267
No, he got it
on a technicality
424
00:20:29,401 --> 00:20:30,934
because I blipped
for five years.
425
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,934
- Oh, well, congratulations.
- If I'd been here, then...
426
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,167
You'd burn the place down.
427
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,600
You two, no one said
stop shoveling.
428
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:40,800
So, Peter, to what
do I owe the pleasure?
429
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:43,934
Right. I'm really sorry
to bother you, sir.
430
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:46,134
Please. We saved half
the universe together.
431
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,134
Think we're beyond
you calling me "sir."
432
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:49,800
Okay, uh, Stephen.
433
00:20:49,934 --> 00:20:51,800
That feels weird,
but I'll allow it.
434
00:20:54,401 --> 00:20:56,034
When...
435
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,101
When Mysterio
revealed my identity...
436
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:02,767
my entire life got screwed up
and I was wondering...
437
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,767
I don't know
if this would actually work,
438
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,267
but I was wondering if...
439
00:21:07,401 --> 00:21:11,067
maybe you could go back in time
and make it so he never did?
440
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:13,867
Peter...
441
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:16,468
we tampered with the stability
of space-time
442
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,134
to resurrect countless lives.
443
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,567
You wanna do it again now
because yours got messy?
444
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,101
It's not about me.
445
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,633
I mean, this is really hurting
a lot of people.
446
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,267
My Aunt May, Happy,
447
00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,900
my best friend,
my girlfriend,
448
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,434
their futures are ruined
just because they know me,
449
00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:32,967
and they've done
nothing wrong.
450
00:21:33,101 --> 00:21:35,134
I am so sorry...
451
00:21:36,201 --> 00:21:38,267
but even if I wanted to...
452
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,834
I don't have
the Time Stone anymore.
453
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,134
That's right.
454
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:50,800
I'm really sorry
if I wasted your time.
455
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,500
- No. You didn't.
- Just forget about it.
456
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,500
He will. He's very good
at forgetting things.
457
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,900
Wong, you've actually
generated a good idea.
458
00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:01,967
What?
459
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:04,134
The Runes of Kof-Kol.
460
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,867
The Runes of Kof-Kol?
461
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,900
It's just a standard
spell of forgetting.
462
00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:10,067
Won't turn back time,
but people will forget
463
00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:11,301
you were ever Spider-Man.
464
00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:13,301
- Seriously?
- No, not seriously.
465
00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,201
That spell travels
the dark borders
466
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,967
between known
and unknown reality.
467
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,368
It's too dangerous.
468
00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:20,967
We've used it for a lot less.
469
00:22:21,101 --> 00:22:23,201
Do you remember the full moon
party at Kamar-Taj?
470
00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:24,934
- No.
- Exactly.
471
00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:29,900
Come on, Wong.
472
00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,234
Hasn't he been through enough?
473
00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:42,500
Just leave me out of this.
474
00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:43,667
Fine.
475
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,934
Fine.
476
00:22:57,967 --> 00:23:00,267
So, what is this place?
477
00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:02,434
The Sanctum's built
at the intersection
478
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,201
of cosmic energy currents.
479
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:06,533
We weren't the first
to seek them out.
480
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:10,034
Some of these walls
are thousands of years old.
481
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:13,633
And they shot an episode of
The Equalizer here in the '80s.
482
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,800
Well, I, um...
483
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,267
really appreciate you
doing this for me, sir.
484
00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:20,468
Don't mention it.
485
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,533
And don't call me "sir."
486
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,401
Right. Sorry.
487
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,800
You ready?
488
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,900
I'm ready.
489
00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:34,001
Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.
490
00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,633
Wait, excuse me?
491
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:42,567
The entire world's
about to forget
492
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,101
that Peter Parker
is Spider-Man.
493
00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,633
- Including me.
- Everyone?
494
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:49,434
Uh, can't some people
still know?
495
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,767
That's not how
the spell works.
496
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,468
And it's very difficult
and dangerous
497
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,067
to change it mid-casting.
498
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,267
So my girlfriend's
gonna forget everything?
499
00:23:57,401 --> 00:23:58,834
Is she even gonna be
my girlfriend?
500
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,301
Was she your girlfriend
because you were Spider-Man?
501
00:24:01,434 --> 00:24:04,934
- I don't know. I really hope not.
- All right, fine.
502
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:07,633
Everyone in the world's
gonna forget you're Spider-Man
503
00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,368
except your girlfriend.
504
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,267
Thank you so much.
505
00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:13,368
Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.
506
00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:16,234
What is a Ned?
507
00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:17,468
He's my best friend
508
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,800
so it's important to me
that Ned knows.
509
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:27,401
Okay, let's not change
the parameters of this spell
510
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,201
any more
while I'm casting it.
511
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,734
Okay, I'm done.
I swear I'm done. I'm done.
512
00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,301
But my Aunt May
should really know.
513
00:24:33,434 --> 00:24:34,934
Peter, stop tampering
with the spell.
514
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:37,434
When she found out,
it was really messy.
515
00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:40,101
I don't think
I could go through that again.
516
00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,401
- So my Aunt May?
- Yes.
517
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:43,767
Thank you. Happy?
518
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,134
No, I'm annoyed.
519
00:24:45,267 --> 00:24:47,067
No, it's a nickname.
Harold "Happy" Hogan.
520
00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:49,334
He used to work with Tony Stark,
but then he was...
521
00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:51,734
Could you just stop talking?
522
00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:00,934
Basically everyone that knew
523
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,567
I was Spider-Man before
should still know!
524
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:25,434
- Did it work?
- No.
525
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,368
You changed my spell six times.
526
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,067
- Five times.
- You changed my spell.
527
00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:33,533
You don't do that. I told you.
And that is why.
528
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:36,267
That spell was out of control.
If I hadn't shut it down,
529
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:38,667
something catastrophic
could have happened.
530
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,101
- Stephen, listen, I am so...
- Call me "sir."
531
00:25:43,967 --> 00:25:45,234
Sorry, sir.
532
00:25:46,468 --> 00:25:48,167
After everything
we've been through,
533
00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:52,468
somehow I always forget
you're just a kid.
534
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,633
Look, Parker, the problem
is not Mysterio.
535
00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,967
It's you trying to live
two different lives.
536
00:25:58,101 --> 00:26:00,500
And the longer you do that,
the more dangerous it becomes.
537
00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,567
Believe me. I'm so sorry
538
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,734
about you and your friends
not getting into college,
539
00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,867
but if they rejected you
and you tried
540
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,401
to convince them to reconsider,
541
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,734
there's nothing else
you can do.
542
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,767
When you say, "Convince them,"
543
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,900
- you mean I could have called them?
- Yeah.
544
00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:22,201
I could do that?
545
00:26:23,734 --> 00:26:25,533
You haven't called the...?
546
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,368
I got their letter.
I assumed that was...
547
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,867
I'm sorry.
Are you telling me
548
00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:33,867
that you didn't even think to
plead your case with them first
549
00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:37,633
before you asked me
to brainwash the entire world?
550
00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:42,334
Well, I mean,
when you put it like that...
551
00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:51,600
Come on, pick up, pick up.
552
00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,101
Dude, what? I'm busy.
553
00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:55,401
- Flash, where's the MIT mixer?
- Why?
554
00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:57,134
Because I need
to talk to someone.
555
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,001
I'm trying to get Ned and MJ
a second chance at getting in.
556
00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:00,468
What's in it for me?
557
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,301
I'm risking a lot
just talking to you.
558
00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:05,301
Okay, I will, um...
559
00:27:05,434 --> 00:27:07,900
pick you up and swing you
to school for one week?
560
00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:09,234
For a month.
561
00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:11,101
- For a week.
- Two weeks.
562
00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:14,101
- Flash, please. Help me.
- You know what I want.
563
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,533
Okay, I'll tell everyone
you're my best friend.
564
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,567
- Flash, please help me.
- Cool, cool, cool.
565
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,234
There's the
assistant vice chancellor.
566
00:27:21,368 --> 00:27:22,633
You can plead your case
with her.
567
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,434
- Perfect. Where is she?
- She left.
568
00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:26,267
- To go where?
- To the airport.
569
00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:35,267
Stark network unavailable.
570
00:27:35,401 --> 00:27:37,900
Facial recognition unavailable.
571
00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:42,267
Hi.
572
00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:46,134
Yeah, I can see you.
573
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,301
Oh, my God.
574
00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,167
- That's Peter Parker.
- Mom.
575
00:28:01,301 --> 00:28:02,834
- Mom, look.
- Mommy.
576
00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:04,600
No, it's Peter Parker.
577
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,633
Hey.
578
00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:17,101
Okay.
579
00:28:17,234 --> 00:28:18,800
Whew.
580
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:30,567
- Yeah.
- Hi. I'm Peter Parker.
581
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,301
You do know you're
in the street, right?
582
00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:34,533
Yeah, I'm sorry. I really
needed to talk to you
583
00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:36,434
and I know you're
on your way to the airport.
584
00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:40,067
MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the
two smartest people I've met,
585
00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:42,500
and I'm the dumbest person
because I let them help me,
586
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,500
but if I didn't,
millions would've died,
587
00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:46,734
so please don't let MIT
be dumb like me.
588
00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:47,900
MIT is dumb?
589
00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:50,800
No, I'm saying
don't let MIT be dumb.
590
00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:53,234
I mean, like
the dumber version of me
591
00:28:53,368 --> 00:28:55,500
that wouldn't have
let them help.
592
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,667
You didn't rehearse that,
did you, Peter?
593
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,967
Basically, what I'm trying to...
594
00:29:10,101 --> 00:29:11,401
Why are you running?
595
00:29:15,401 --> 00:29:16,934
Oh, my God.
596
00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:18,967
Ma'am, you should get out
of the car.
597
00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:21,301
Everybody get off the bridge!
598
00:29:23,201 --> 00:29:24,234
The door's locked.
599
00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,101
Door's... Hey!
600
00:29:42,934 --> 00:29:44,234
Hello, Peter.
601
00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:47,167
Hi? Do we...? Do I know you?
602
00:29:47,301 --> 00:29:49,500
What have you done
with my machine?
603
00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:52,434
I don't know what you're
talking about. What machine?
604
00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:55,468
The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand.
605
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,834
It's gone.
606
00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:59,001
Listen, sir,
if you stop smashing cars,
607
00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:01,734
we can work together and I can
help you find your machine.
608
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,434
You want to play games?
609
00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:07,167
Catch.
610
00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,567
It's okay. You guys are good.
You're safe. Get out.
611
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:30,234
You think your fancy new suit's
gonna save you?
612
00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:45,934
Should've killed
your little girlfriend
613
00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:47,301
when I had the chance.
614
00:30:51,201 --> 00:30:52,567
What did you just say?
615
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,934
Looks like we got competition.
616
00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:17,101
Peter! Help!
617
00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:41,034
Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!
618
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,368
Peter!
619
00:32:11,267 --> 00:32:12,767
Ma'am, just stay calm.
620
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,001
Just take
a deep breath.
621
00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,334
- Are you okay?
- No!
622
00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:20,800
I promise, I've got this
all under control.
623
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,567
Suit compromised.
624
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,734
Nanotechnology.
625
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,067
Ah, you've outdone yourself,
Peter.
626
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,201
I underestimated you.
627
00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:44,867
But now you die.
628
00:33:01,034 --> 00:33:02,500
You're not Peter Parker.
629
00:33:02,633 --> 00:33:05,101
I am so confused right now.
630
00:33:07,401 --> 00:33:08,767
What's happening?
631
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,401
New device detected.
632
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,834
Pairing new device.
633
00:33:17,633 --> 00:33:20,567
You don't listen to him.
You listen to me.
634
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:27,434
Hey.
635
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:35,934
Whoa.
636
00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,067
Hey. Hey!
637
00:33:42,201 --> 00:33:43,967
Listen to me.
638
00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:46,067
No, not him.
Me.
639
00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:54,134
Ma'am, you okay?
640
00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:56,734
Come on, you can still
make your flight.
641
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:57,900
Peter.
642
00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,500
You're a hero.
643
00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:03,001
No. Well, I'm... No, I'm...
644
00:34:03,134 --> 00:34:05,900
I'm gonna talk to Admissions
about your friends.
645
00:34:06,034 --> 00:34:08,401
And I'm gonna talk
to them about you.
646
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:10,633
But, ma'am,
this isn't about me.
647
00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:14,667
I am going to talk to them
about your friends and you.
648
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,334
- Okay?
- Really?
649
00:34:16,468 --> 00:34:17,967
And if you keep
your noses clean,
650
00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:19,500
maybe you'll have a fair shot.
651
00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:22,101
Here. Get out of the way.
Let me get that man.
652
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,101
Hey! You! I see you.
Come here!
653
00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:26,767
That was not okay.
Unbelievable.
654
00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:29,267
Who are...?
655
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,533
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
656
00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,301
Until you stop
trying to kill me,
657
00:34:32,434 --> 00:34:33,468
I'm in control, buddy,
658
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,533
of this whole
tentacle situation
659
00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:37,267
you got going on here,
okay?
660
00:34:37,401 --> 00:34:39,401
Now, who are you?
What is going...?
661
00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:49,800
No.
662
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:57,967
Osborn?
663
00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:21,633
Doctor...?
664
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:33,633
Be careful
what you wish for, Parker.
665
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,267
Let me out of here!
666
00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,401
Can you please explain to me
what is going on?
667
00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:39,101
That little spell
that you botched
668
00:35:39,234 --> 00:35:40,633
where you wanted
everyone to forget
669
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:41,967
that Peter Parker's
Spider-Man,
670
00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:43,401
it started pulling in
everyone
671
00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:44,967
who knows
Peter Parker's Spider-Man
672
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:48,734
from every universe
into this one.
673
00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:51,767
- From every universe?
- Who are you? And where am I?
674
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,267
I think it's
better we don't engage
675
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,600
with them because,
frankly,
676
00:35:54,734 --> 00:35:56,533
the multiverse
is a concept about which
677
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,101
we know frighteningly little.
678
00:35:59,234 --> 00:36:01,401
The multiverse is real?
679
00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,134
This shouldn't even be possible.
680
00:36:03,267 --> 00:36:05,468
- I thought you stopped the spell.
- No, I contained it.
681
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,800
It would appear
a few of them squeaked through.
682
00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:10,167
After you left, I detected
an otherworldly presence.
683
00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:13,600
I pursued it into the sewers,
where I found that...
684
00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,101
slimy green son of a gun.
685
00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:18,967
Spell? As in magic?
686
00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:21,001
What is this,
a birthday party?
687
00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:23,567
Who is this clown?
What is this madness?
688
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,934
Watch this.
Do you know a Peter Parker
689
00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:27,834
- who's Spider-Man?
- Yes.
690
00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:29,267
- Is that him?
- No.
691
00:36:29,401 --> 00:36:30,767
See?
692
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,267
Okay, here's what we gotta do.
693
00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:35,633
I don't know how many
visitors we've got...
694
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,267
I saw another one
on the bridge.
695
00:36:38,401 --> 00:36:41,867
He was like a
flying green elf.
696
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:43,934
He sounds jolly.
Start with him.
697
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,234
I need you
to capture them,
698
00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:46,800
bring them here
while I figure out
699
00:36:46,934 --> 00:36:48,368
how to get them back
before
700
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,434
they destroy
the fabric of reality,
701
00:36:50,567 --> 00:36:52,767
or worse, Wong finds out.
702
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,468
Uh, Doctor Strange?
703
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,267
What?
704
00:36:56,401 --> 00:36:59,267
My friends and I just got a
second chance to get into MIT,
705
00:36:59,401 --> 00:37:02,134
and if the school sees me
fighting these crazy monsters...
706
00:37:02,267 --> 00:37:03,934
- Hey, watch your mouth.
- I'm sorry but...
707
00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:06,434
Are you seriously
still talking about college?
708
00:37:12,034 --> 00:37:14,334
- Hey, what did you just do?
- This.
709
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,101
Hey, you can't just...
710
00:37:20,101 --> 00:37:21,167
How did you do that?
711
00:37:21,301 --> 00:37:23,301
Lots of birthday parties.
712
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,633
Hey.
713
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,734
Whoa.
714
00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:35,401
One shot,
send them here, move on.
715
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:36,867
You're welcome. Get to work.
716
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:37,867
Sir?
717
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,767
Now what?
718
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,567
I know this is my mess,
and I swear to you I'll fix it,
719
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,267
but I'm gonna need help.
720
00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,034
Whoa!
721
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,800
I can't believe
I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.
722
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,600
Neither can I.
723
00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,301
So how did you know
you were a man of magic?
724
00:37:55,434 --> 00:37:57,600
Because my nana says
that we have it in our family,
725
00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,533
and I get these tinglings
in my hands...
726
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,667
Talk to your physician.
727
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,067
- Peter.
- Hey.
728
00:38:02,201 --> 00:38:03,967
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
729
00:38:04,101 --> 00:38:05,600
Sorry for dragging you
into this.
730
00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:08,468
- Help me find these guys.
- You don't have to apologize.
731
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,633
You got us a second shot
at MIT. It's fine.
732
00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:13,434
So how did the bad guys
get here?
733
00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:16,134
We screwed up a spell
trying to get you into college.
734
00:38:16,267 --> 00:38:17,800
- Wait. What?
- You did it with magic?
735
00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,800
I thought it was
the MIT lady you saved.
736
00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,301
No, that was after.
737
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:22,633
Let's just focus
on the good news, okay?
738
00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,468
No, let's just focus
on the bad news.
739
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,633
As of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers,
740
00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:32,967
so get on your phones,
scour the Internet, and...
741
00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:35,301
Scooby-Doo this shit.
742
00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,401
You're telling us
what to do even though
743
00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,301
it was your spell
that got screwed up,
744
00:38:39,434 --> 00:38:41,434
meaning that all this
is kind of your mess.
745
00:38:41,567 --> 00:38:44,067
I know a couple of
magic words myself,
746
00:38:44,201 --> 00:38:46,434
starting with
the word "please."
747
00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:52,401
Please Scooby-Doo this shit.
748
00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:54,800
You can work in the undercroft.
749
00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,301
The undercroft?
750
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,234
Badass.
751
00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,834
- About this whole spell thing...
- It's totally okay.
752
00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:15,334
- Wait, really?
- Yeah. I mean, I get it.
753
00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:19,800
You were just trying
to fix things, and so...
754
00:39:19,934 --> 00:39:22,567
Maybe just run it by us
next time, you know?
755
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,101
That way, when you're thinking,
"I'm about to do something
756
00:39:25,234 --> 00:39:27,900
that could break the universe,"
757
00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:31,767
we could, like, help you
workshop something or...
758
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,633
brainstorm ideas.
759
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:37,700
Deal.
760
00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:40,767
Ned?
761
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,900
Oh, dude, I don't care.
It's seriously not a big deal.
762
00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:46,034
Um, oh!
763
00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,301
A torture rack.
764
00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:52,301
That is a Pilates machine.
765
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,800
- That is...
- The crypt.
766
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,967
Okay, so we get
the rest of the guys,
767
00:39:56,101 --> 00:39:58,067
you zap them, Doctor Magic
will send them back,
768
00:39:58,201 --> 00:39:59,767
and when we get into MIT,
769
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,134
round of stale doughnuts,
my treat.
770
00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,900
Let's catch
some multiverse men.
771
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:06,934
Hey! Who the hell
are these two?
772
00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:09,001
- My friends. This is MJ.
- Hey.
773
00:40:09,134 --> 00:40:10,600
- And this is Ned.
- Hello.
774
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:12,567
Uh, I'm sorry,
what was your name again?
775
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,600
Dr. Otto Octavius.
776
00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:21,134
Wait, no, seriously,
what's your actual name?
777
00:40:21,267 --> 00:40:22,767
Oh, is that
a dinosaur?
778
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,800
If the paint
won't come off, I'll get it out.
779
00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:49,934
No, no, no. May. We gotta
find these guys first.
780
00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:52,101
Well, finish your mission,
and then come by.
781
00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:54,267
We're having
a canned food drive.
782
00:40:54,401 --> 00:40:56,301
- That could work.
- I got one.
783
00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:57,867
- May, I gotta go.
- Okay.
784
00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:00,034
I mean, you can take
the guy out of the chair,
785
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,234
but you can't take
the chair out of the guy.
786
00:41:02,368 --> 00:41:04,700
- What'd you find?
- There's a...
787
00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:07,301
A disturbance near
a military research facility
788
00:41:07,434 --> 00:41:08,567
outside of the city,
789
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,301
and witnesses say
that they saw
790
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,401
a monster flying
through the air.
791
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,967
It's gotta be the guy
I saw on the bridge, right?
792
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,334
That's impossible.
793
00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,001
You know him, don't you?
794
00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:24,767
On the bridge,
you said his name.
795
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,500
Norman Osborn.
796
00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:32,067
Brilliant scientist.
Military research.
797
00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,500
But he was greedy, misguided.
798
00:41:35,633 --> 00:41:39,900
- What happened to him?
- We tire of your questions, boy!
799
00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:42,567
Okay, um...
800
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,934
I gotta go. Where am I going?
801
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,101
It can't be him.
802
00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:49,368
Why?
803
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,967
Because Norman Osborn
died years ago.
804
00:41:54,234 --> 00:41:57,800
So either we saw someone else...
805
00:41:57,934 --> 00:42:02,767
or you're flying out into
the darkness to fight a ghost.
806
00:42:26,234 --> 00:42:29,500
Keep an eye out on the trees.
We don't know where this guy is.
807
00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:35,434
I genuinely don't know how you
do this without throwing up.
808
00:42:52,867 --> 00:42:54,034
Did you guys see that?
809
00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,234
Um, no.
810
00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,067
It's-It's really dark.
811
00:43:10,067 --> 00:43:11,800
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
812
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,800
What-What's happening?
813
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,067
Peter, what is it?
814
00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:24,967
Are you getting
the tingle thing?
815
00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,468
Is the tingle happening?
Is your tingle tingling?
816
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,734
- Are you guys seeing this?
- Yeah.
817
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:39,967
Osborn?
818
00:43:40,101 --> 00:43:43,101
No. He was green.
This guy's blue.
819
00:43:43,234 --> 00:43:46,201
You wouldn't happen to be from
another universe, would you?
820
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,600
What's he doing?
821
00:43:48,734 --> 00:43:50,301
I don't know.
Looks like he's charging.
822
00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:52,368
I don't like this.
Just web him.
823
00:43:57,834 --> 00:43:59,234
Whoa!
824
00:44:04,834 --> 00:44:08,067
Go left! Left, dude, left!
Left! Go! Left! Yes!
825
00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:10,134
What are you talking about?
Right.
826
00:44:10,267 --> 00:44:12,533
Go to the right! Right!
Right! He means right.
827
00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:15,867
- Don't listen to him.
- Guys, this is not helping!
828
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,234
Oh, no, no, no.
What happened? Peter? Peter.
829
00:44:32,301 --> 00:44:33,567
Whoa.
830
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:38,234
Peter, it's me, Flint Marko.
You remember?
831
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:39,900
I'm Peter,
but I'm not your Peter.
832
00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:41,567
What do you mean,
you're not my Peter?
833
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,267
What the hell is going on?
834
00:44:43,401 --> 00:44:45,633
I'll explain, but first,
can you help me?
835
00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,600
- Okay.
- You try to surround him,
836
00:44:47,734 --> 00:44:50,067
and I'll pull the plug.
All right, let's go!
837
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:07,600
I can't hold him much longer.
838
00:45:07,734 --> 00:45:09,301
I got it, I got it!
839
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,134
Different Peter. Weird.
840
00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:42,434
- Thanks. Sorry.
- Don't worry about it.
841
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,867
I got my body back.
842
00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:54,633
Hey, um...
843
00:45:54,767 --> 00:45:56,567
This is gonna sound
really crazy,
844
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:58,267
but this isn't your universe.
845
00:45:58,401 --> 00:45:59,600
Another universe?
846
00:45:59,734 --> 00:46:00,734
- Uh-huh.
- What?
847
00:46:00,867 --> 00:46:02,700
That's what I was feeling.
848
00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:04,967
The power, it's different.
849
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,734
I like it.
850
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,234
Easy, buddy.
851
00:46:11,368 --> 00:46:13,234
It's actually my fault
that you're here.
852
00:46:13,368 --> 00:46:17,101
Like, the universe or the woods?
853
00:46:17,234 --> 00:46:18,101
I hate the woods.
854
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:20,101
I meant the universe, sir.
855
00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:21,900
So, what, y'all
just gonna stand here
856
00:46:22,034 --> 00:46:23,600
and act like I ain't
butt-ass naked?
857
00:46:23,734 --> 00:46:25,900
- I am.
- No, no.
858
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,101
I, uh...
859
00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:41,600
What was that?
What did you just do to him?
860
00:46:41,734 --> 00:46:43,667
- No. It's okay.
- Did you kill him?
861
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,434
I can explain everything.
Trust me.
862
00:46:45,567 --> 00:46:46,900
Please just trust me.
863
00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:48,900
I don't trust you.
I don't know you.
864
00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:52,967
What is this?
865
00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:55,767
You picked the wrong side.
866
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,700
Connors?
867
00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:03,267
Wait. You know this creature?
868
00:47:03,401 --> 00:47:07,468
No, no, no.
Not a creature. A man.
869
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,800
The same universes.
870
00:47:08,934 --> 00:47:10,967
Dr. Curt Connors.
He was a scientist
871
00:47:11,101 --> 00:47:12,867
at Oscorp when I worked there.
872
00:47:13,001 --> 00:47:14,967
A brilliant scientist.
873
00:47:15,101 --> 00:47:16,700
Until he turned himself
into a lizard.
874
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,900
Then he tried to turn
the whole city into lizards.
875
00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:21,401
- It was crazy.
- It wasn't crazy, Max.
876
00:47:21,533 --> 00:47:23,600
It was the next step
in human evolution.
877
00:47:23,734 --> 00:47:25,767
- The dinosaur can talk. Right.
- Lizard.
878
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,700
Speaking of which
what happened to you?
879
00:47:27,834 --> 00:47:29,667
Last I recall,
you had bad teeth,
880
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,267
glasses and a comb-over.
881
00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:33,900
Did you get a makeover?
882
00:47:34,034 --> 00:47:36,468
You know I can give you
a real makeover.
883
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,934
Let me guess, into a lizard?
884
00:47:38,067 --> 00:47:40,567
- Exactly.
- Would you two just shut up?
885
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,334
- Where are we?
- It's complicated.
886
00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:45,067
- A wizard's dungeon.
- Wizard's dungeon?
887
00:47:45,201 --> 00:47:46,967
There's no real way
to sugarcoat that.
888
00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,834
It's literally the dungeon
of a wizard.
889
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,500
You can keep your magic.
890
00:47:51,633 --> 00:47:54,368
I want a taste of that
new energy I just felt.
891
00:47:57,734 --> 00:48:00,667
- Oh, Peter, hey.
- Did those guys come through yet?
892
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,734
There should be
an electric guy and a sand guy.
893
00:48:02,867 --> 00:48:05,368
Yeah, they're all here
and locked up.
894
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,134
Perfect. I'm gonna just
stay here for a bit
895
00:48:07,267 --> 00:48:08,468
and try and fix
some of this damage
896
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,201
so they don't blame it
on me again.
897
00:48:10,334 --> 00:48:13,533
- Okay.
- But, hey, I, uh...
898
00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:16,134
I couldn't do any of this
without you, so thank you.
899
00:48:16,267 --> 00:48:17,234
Yeah, of course.
900
00:48:17,368 --> 00:48:19,234
Hey, ask him if this is,
901
00:48:19,368 --> 00:48:21,201
like, a tree monster
or, like,
902
00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:23,234
a scientist
that turned into a tree.
903
00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:26,633
It's just a tree, man.
Just a tree.
904
00:48:43,267 --> 00:48:46,900
Coward.
We have a new world to conquer.
905
00:48:49,067 --> 00:48:50,267
You make me sick.
906
00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:52,334
Leave me alone, please.
907
00:48:52,468 --> 00:48:55,500
Hiding in the shadows.
908
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,867
Hiding from who you truly are.
909
00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:01,567
- No.
- You can't escape yourself.
910
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,900
- Hey, May.
- Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and...
911
00:49:21,034 --> 00:49:24,067
one of the guys you're
looking for just walked in.
912
00:49:32,034 --> 00:49:33,834
May? Where's May?
913
00:49:33,967 --> 00:49:35,001
Thank you.
914
00:49:38,067 --> 00:49:39,101
May.
915
00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:42,734
Ah, hey, here he is.
916
00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:46,134
Norman, this is my nephew.
917
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,134
Norman Osborn?
I thought that you were...
918
00:49:50,267 --> 00:49:54,734
I saw Spider-Man
in an ad for this place.
919
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,234
And I thought
he could help me.
920
00:49:57,368 --> 00:49:58,600
But you're not him.
921
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:01,034
Wait, so you want
Spider-Man's help?
922
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,900
He just wandered in.
923
00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:07,700
I didn't know
where else to go.
924
00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:11,301
Someone's living in my house.
925
00:50:12,934 --> 00:50:14,800
Oscorp doesn't exist.
926
00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:17,767
My son...
927
00:50:21,834 --> 00:50:25,067
Sometimes I'm not myself.
928
00:50:26,201 --> 00:50:28,700
I'm someone else.
929
00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,834
- Mm-hm.
- And every time he's in control,
930
00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:33,134
- I can't remember.
- Who? Who's in control?
931
00:50:33,267 --> 00:50:35,101
- And now I'm here...
- Who's in control?
932
00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:38,301
- I don't know what's going on.
- Okay, it's okay.
933
00:50:38,434 --> 00:50:42,134
And I don't...
Doesn't make sense.
934
00:50:42,267 --> 00:50:44,001
He's lost.
935
00:50:44,134 --> 00:50:48,101
And I don't mean just in
the cosmos. I mean in his mind.
936
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,633
Are they all like this?
937
00:50:52,767 --> 00:50:53,800
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
938
00:50:53,934 --> 00:50:55,334
They all have their own
939
00:50:55,468 --> 00:50:57,267
mental or physical issues.
940
00:50:57,401 --> 00:51:01,101
Oh, well, he needs help
and maybe they all do.
941
00:51:01,234 --> 00:51:04,401
Wait, you don't mean...?
No, May, this isn't my problem.
942
00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:07,301
Peter, not your problem? Hmm?
943
00:51:07,434 --> 00:51:10,101
May. Their chance
of getting help is way better
944
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,067
back where they came from.
945
00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:13,734
Sending them home,
946
00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:15,800
that's the best thing
we can do for them.
947
00:51:15,934 --> 00:51:18,600
For them? Or for yourself?
948
00:51:21,267 --> 00:51:24,468
Look around you.
This is what we do.
949
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:29,368
- We help people.
- This is what's best for them.
950
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,967
Trust me.
951
00:51:33,201 --> 00:51:37,667
But the fact remains,
Spider-Man is a menace.
952
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,934
We'll be right back
after a brief word
953
00:51:40,067 --> 00:51:41,967
from Daily Bugle Supplements.
954
00:51:42,101 --> 00:51:44,834
The only other daily fix
you need.
955
00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:46,800
And we're out.
956
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,900
What?
957
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,167
I got eyes on him.
958
00:51:54,301 --> 00:51:55,834
He's with his aunt
and some guy.
959
00:51:55,967 --> 00:51:57,934
- You sure?
- They're leaving the shelter.
960
00:51:58,067 --> 00:51:59,734
Okay. Don't lose him.
961
00:52:10,368 --> 00:52:13,434
Thanks, May.
Hope to see you again.
962
00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:17,567
Hey. He trusts you. So do I.
963
00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:21,900
Thanks for cleaning my suit.
964
00:52:22,034 --> 00:52:23,434
I'll see you later.
965
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:28,301
- Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn.
- Hey, it's "doctor."
966
00:52:28,434 --> 00:52:30,600
Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn,
these are my friends.
967
00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:32,567
This is Ned and MJ.
968
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:36,434
- Mary Jane?
- It's Michelle Jones, actually.
969
00:52:37,967 --> 00:52:39,633
Fascinating.
970
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,734
Do you think
there are other Ned Leedses?
971
00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:00,434
Octavius?
972
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:06,368
Osborn?
973
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:10,434
- What... What happened to you?
- What happened to...?
974
00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:13,234
- You're the walking corpse.
- What do you mean?
975
00:53:13,368 --> 00:53:15,867
You died, Norman.
976
00:53:16,001 --> 00:53:17,633
Years ago.
977
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,101
You're insane.
978
00:53:20,234 --> 00:53:23,267
- God, I love it here.
- What are you talking about?
979
00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,101
He's standing right there.
He's not...
980
00:53:25,234 --> 00:53:28,034
Dead. They both died,
981
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,134
fighting Spider-Man.
982
00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:35,468
It was all over the news.
983
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:40,334
Green Goblin, impaled by
the glider you flew around on.
984
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:44,734
And a couple of years later,
you, Doc Ock,
985
00:53:44,867 --> 00:53:46,633
drowned in the river
with your machine.
986
00:53:46,767 --> 00:53:48,800
That's nonsense.
987
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:52,301
Spider-Man was trying
to stop my fusion reactor,
988
00:53:52,434 --> 00:53:54,134
so I stopped him.
989
00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:58,334
I had him by the throat,
and then I...
990
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,334
- And then I was here.
- Ah, please.
991
00:54:05,468 --> 00:54:08,468
Let me tell you something.
I was whupping Spider-Man's ass.
992
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,067
He'll tell you.
And then he caused an overload.
993
00:54:11,201 --> 00:54:13,368
I was stuck in the grid,
absorbing data.
994
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,800
I was about to turn
into pure energy, and then...
995
00:54:15,934 --> 00:54:17,767
And then, uh...
996
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:21,201
And then... Oh, shit.
997
00:54:21,334 --> 00:54:25,201
- I was about to die.
- Max, do you know? Do I die?
998
00:54:28,934 --> 00:54:30,800
Oh, great.
You caught another one.
999
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,934
No, wait, Strange.
He's not dangerous.
1000
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:36,900
It's okay. Um...
1001
00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,468
What is that?
1002
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,167
It's an ancient relic.
The Macchina di Kadavus.
1003
00:54:43,301 --> 00:54:44,767
I trapped
your corrupted spell inside,
1004
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,667
and once I finish
the proper ritual,
1005
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,101
it'll reverse the spell
1006
00:54:48,234 --> 00:54:50,800
and send these guys
back to their universes.
1007
00:54:50,934 --> 00:54:53,401
And then what? We perish?
1008
00:54:53,533 --> 00:54:55,167
No. No, thanks.
I'll pass on that.
1009
00:54:55,301 --> 00:54:58,767
Let me out of here. Peter!
1010
00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:03,101
Strange, we can't
send them back. Not yet.
1011
00:55:03,234 --> 00:55:05,434
Why?
1012
00:55:05,567 --> 00:55:07,800
Well, some of these guys
are gonna die.
1013
00:55:07,934 --> 00:55:11,468
Parker, it's their fate.
1014
00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:14,767
Come on, Strange, have a heart.
1015
00:55:16,201 --> 00:55:19,134
In the grand calculus
of the multiverse,
1016
00:55:19,267 --> 00:55:23,234
their sacrifice means infinitely
more than their lives.
1017
00:55:29,001 --> 00:55:31,134
I'm sorry, kid.
1018
00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:34,134
If they die, they die.
1019
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,633
Peter!
1020
00:56:02,134 --> 00:56:03,067
Don't.
1021
00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:08,234
- Dude, what are you doing?
- Peter, you gotta go. Go, go.
1022
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,934
- Okay.
- Get out of here.
1023
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,101
This is why I never had kids.
1024
00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:29,567
- Give me the box.
- No.
1025
00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:31,633
Whoa!
1026
00:56:47,567 --> 00:56:49,734
- Oh, my God, I'm dead.
- You're not dead,
1027
00:56:49,867 --> 00:56:52,067
you've just been separated
from your physical form.
1028
00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:54,834
My physical... What?
1029
00:56:54,967 --> 00:56:57,900
- How are you doing that?
- I have no idea.
1030
00:56:58,034 --> 00:57:00,401
You should not
be able to do that.
1031
00:57:00,533 --> 00:57:02,401
This feels amazing.
1032
00:57:13,034 --> 00:57:14,934
That's one of the coolest
things that's happened to me,
1033
00:57:15,067 --> 00:57:16,600
but don't ever do that again.
1034
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,567
Wha... Hey! Get off of me!
1035
00:57:51,034 --> 00:57:52,301
♪ La, la ♪
1036
00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:55,567
♪ Tis the season
To be jolly... ♪
1037
00:58:13,234 --> 00:58:15,468
- What is this place?
- The Mirror Dimension,
1038
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,234
where I'm in control.
1039
00:58:26,334 --> 00:58:28,767
Strange, stop. Can we
please just talk about this?
1040
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:31,867
Parker, don't you realize
that in the multiverse
1041
00:58:32,001 --> 00:58:34,201
there are an infinite number
of people
1042
00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:36,533
who know Peter Parker
is Spider-Man?
1043
00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:39,468
And if that spell gets loose,
they're all coming here.
1044
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,301
I know, I get it, but we can't
just send them home to die.
1045
00:58:42,434 --> 00:58:44,201
It's their fate.
1046
00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:45,600
You can't change that
1047
00:58:45,734 --> 00:58:47,734
any more than you could
change who they are.
1048
00:58:47,867 --> 00:58:51,334
But what if we could? What if
we could change their fate?
1049
00:58:51,468 --> 00:58:53,834
Whoa! Oh, what are you doing?
1050
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,800
I'm not giving you the... Whoa!
1051
00:59:02,034 --> 00:59:04,334
Whoa! Whoa!
1052
00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:13,167
Give me that back.
1053
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,934
Wait a minute.
Is that an Archimedean Spiral?
1054
00:59:36,067 --> 00:59:37,800
The Mirror Dimension
is just geometry?
1055
00:59:37,934 --> 00:59:40,234
You're great at geometry.
You can do geometry.
1056
00:59:42,067 --> 00:59:43,900
Square the radius.
Divide by pi.
1057
00:59:44,034 --> 00:59:46,967
- Plot points along the curve.
- It's over, Parker.
1058
00:59:47,101 --> 00:59:49,567
I'll come pick you up
when it's done.
1059
00:59:51,734 --> 00:59:53,500
Hey, Strange.
1060
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,834
You know
what's cooler than magic?
1061
00:59:59,267 --> 01:00:01,633
- Math.
- Don't do this.
1062
01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:06,667
- Ow.
- I'm sorry, sir, but...
1063
01:00:11,101 --> 01:00:12,434
...I have to try.
1064
01:00:15,734 --> 01:00:18,001
- What happened?
- I fought with Strange and won.
1065
01:00:18,134 --> 01:00:20,900
- What?
- Look, I stole his ring thing.
1066
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,800
I was swinging through the city,
and then I went through
1067
01:00:23,934 --> 01:00:25,700
this massive mirror thing,
and then I was back in...
1068
01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,533
- Where is he?
- He's trapped,
1069
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:30,700
- but I'm not sure for how long.
- You could have left us to die.
1070
01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:32,234
Why didn't you?
1071
01:00:32,368 --> 01:00:33,900
Because that's not who he is.
1072
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,201
I think I can help you guys.
1073
01:00:39,334 --> 01:00:42,034
If I can fix what happened
to you, then when you go back,
1074
01:00:42,167 --> 01:00:43,468
things will be different,
1075
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,567
and you might not die
fighting Spider-Man.
1076
01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:47,867
- What do you mean fix us?
- Our technology is advanced...
1077
01:00:48,001 --> 01:00:52,468
I can help you. You know, I'm
something of a scientist myself.
1078
01:00:54,434 --> 01:00:56,234
Octavius knows what I can do.
1079
01:00:56,368 --> 01:00:58,900
Fix? You mean like a dog?
1080
01:00:59,034 --> 01:01:00,301
I refuse.
1081
01:01:00,434 --> 01:01:02,301
I can't promise
you guys anything,
1082
01:01:02,434 --> 01:01:05,334
but at least this way, you get
to go home and have a chance.
1083
01:01:05,468 --> 01:01:07,167
A second chance.
1084
01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:09,101
Come on,
isn't that worth trying?
1085
01:01:09,234 --> 01:01:12,767
Trust me, Peter,
when you try to fix people,
1086
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:15,600
there are always consequences.
1087
01:01:15,734 --> 01:01:17,468
I mean, you don't have to come.
1088
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,500
I also didn't know
that you could talk.
1089
01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:21,001
But if you stay here,
1090
01:01:21,134 --> 01:01:22,900
you're gonna have to deal
with the wizard.
1091
01:01:23,034 --> 01:01:27,468
Ah, so we go along or die.
Not much of a choice, is it?
1092
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,301
- I just wanna go home.
- Well, I, myself,
1093
01:01:30,434 --> 01:01:31,900
don't wanna be killed,
1094
01:01:32,034 --> 01:01:34,867
especially by a guy dressed
like Dungeons & Dragons,
1095
01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:36,434
so, what's your plan?
1096
01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:39,900
I have it all under control.
1097
01:01:42,834 --> 01:01:45,067
What are we
gonna do about this thing?
1098
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,867
Uh, well, we need to find
somewhere safe for it, right?
1099
01:01:48,001 --> 01:01:49,934
- Yeah, sure. You gotta take it.
- Wait, what?
1100
01:01:50,067 --> 01:01:52,368
If something bad happens,
you just push this,
1101
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,234
- and then it's all over.
- We're not gonna leave you.
1102
01:01:55,368 --> 01:01:57,600
You can't. It's dangerous.
You've done enough.
1103
01:01:57,734 --> 01:02:00,001
- We're in this together.
- I know we're in this together,
1104
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,267
but I can't do this
if you're in danger.
1105
01:02:02,401 --> 01:02:05,234
Okay? So for me, MJ,
please just take this.
1106
01:02:08,101 --> 01:02:10,434
- Please.
- Fine.
1107
01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:11,967
- Thank you.
- But, Peter,
1108
01:02:12,101 --> 01:02:14,401
if I don't hear from you,
I'm pressing the button.
1109
01:02:14,533 --> 01:02:17,834
- Sure.
- Okay. And I will do it.
1110
01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,600
Yeah, we all believe you,
Michelle.
1111
01:02:19,734 --> 01:02:22,600
No way that's his girlfriend.
No way.
1112
01:02:22,734 --> 01:02:26,600
- She'll do it.
- Absolutely, she will.
1113
01:02:26,734 --> 01:02:29,567
- Okay. See you later.
- Be safe.
1114
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,067
- You too.
- Okay.
1115
01:02:32,767 --> 01:02:34,201
Whoa.
1116
01:02:35,101 --> 01:02:36,301
Okay.
1117
01:02:38,234 --> 01:02:39,967
- Be careful, okay?
- Yeah. You too.
1118
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,034
So, uh...
1119
01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,867
who's coming with me?
1120
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,067
Well, I'm in.
1121
01:02:57,201 --> 01:03:00,633
But if this goes sideways...
1122
01:03:00,767 --> 01:03:03,401
I'm gonna fry you
from the inside out.
1123
01:03:45,468 --> 01:03:46,700
Where's Connors?
1124
01:03:46,834 --> 01:03:48,401
He wants to stay in the truck.
1125
01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:50,034
Okay.
1126
01:03:50,167 --> 01:03:52,101
Alarm system deactivated.
1127
01:03:52,234 --> 01:03:54,000
Hey, May.
1128
01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,733
- Yeah?
- I feel kind of bad
1129
01:03:55,867 --> 01:03:59,034
- using Happy's place like this.
- No, no, no. He'll get over it.
1130
01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:01,834
New Yorkers
1131
01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:04,800
- oppose the renovation...
- Oh, sorry.
1132
01:04:04,934 --> 01:04:08,301
So this is your plan, Peter, hm?
No lab, no facilities?
1133
01:04:08,434 --> 01:04:11,067
Just performing miracles
in a condominium, hm?
1134
01:04:11,201 --> 01:04:12,700
What, you gonna cook us
some cures
1135
01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:14,633
and some frozen burritos
in a microwave?
1136
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:17,501
- I could go for a burrito.
- He's gonna kill us all.
1137
01:04:17,633 --> 01:04:19,534
Well, let's hope not.
1138
01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,733
- You're up first, Doc.
- What?
1139
01:04:21,867 --> 01:04:24,134
Hey, I told you,
I don't need fixing.
1140
01:04:24,267 --> 01:04:26,234
I don't need fixing.
1141
01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:28,900
Especially by a teenager
using scraps
1142
01:04:29,034 --> 01:04:30,568
from a bachelor's junk drawer.
1143
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,767
Nah, nah, nah.
He got something back there.
1144
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:36,334
I can feel it.
That weird energy.
1145
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:38,867
What the hell is that?
1146
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,733
It's a fabricator.
1147
01:04:40,867 --> 01:04:45,234
It can analyze, design,
construct basically anything.
1148
01:04:45,367 --> 01:04:47,568
I thought that was
the tanning bed Happy broke.
1149
01:04:50,468 --> 01:04:51,568
Look at that.
1150
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,434
He's gonna kill us all.
1151
01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:10,967
Whoa. What's going on there?
1152
01:05:11,101 --> 01:05:13,367
So the chip in
the back of Doc's neck
1153
01:05:13,501 --> 01:05:15,800
was designed to protect
his brain from the AI system
1154
01:05:15,934 --> 01:05:17,367
that's controlling
these tentacles,
1155
01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:21,534
but if you look here...
the chip is fried.
1156
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,167
So rather than him being
in control of the tentacles,
1157
01:05:24,301 --> 01:05:26,234
the tentacles are now
in control of him.
1158
01:05:26,367 --> 01:05:31,501
Which, I guess, explains why
he is so miserable all the time.
1159
01:05:39,834 --> 01:05:41,101
Thirsty?
1160
01:05:43,967 --> 01:05:46,034
Well, yes, I am thirsty.
1161
01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:48,434
Fresh water or salt?
1162
01:05:48,568 --> 01:05:50,600
You know,
because you're an octopus.
1163
01:05:52,301 --> 01:05:53,534
What?
1164
01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,334
Fresh water it is.
1165
01:05:57,367 --> 01:05:59,267
Look at this place.
1166
01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:02,568
- And all the possibilities.
- What, this condo?
1167
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,733
Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love
the whole open floor plan. No.
1168
01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:08,867
No, man,
I'm talking about the world.
1169
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,301
I kind of like who I am here.
1170
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,468
And all that power back there...
1171
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,534
I could be so much more.
1172
01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:19,401
So why'd you come along?
1173
01:06:19,534 --> 01:06:22,401
I have a daughter,
and I want to see her.
1174
01:06:22,534 --> 01:06:24,633
But he's not gonna
send anyone home
1175
01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:28,000
till he's finished his little
science project back there.
1176
01:06:28,134 --> 01:06:29,334
You trust him?
1177
01:06:29,468 --> 01:06:31,000
I don't trust anyone.
1178
01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:33,700
How'd you end up
like that anyway?
1179
01:06:33,834 --> 01:06:35,568
Oh...
1180
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,434
the place where I worked at,
1181
01:06:37,568 --> 01:06:39,934
they were experimenting
with electricity
1182
01:06:40,067 --> 01:06:43,167
created by living organisms,
and then, uh...
1183
01:06:43,301 --> 01:06:45,501
I fell into
a vat of electric eels.
1184
01:06:45,633 --> 01:06:48,568
You're kidding.
I fell into a supercollider.
1185
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:50,434
Damn.
1186
01:06:50,568 --> 01:06:52,401
Gotta be careful
where you fall.
1187
01:06:53,334 --> 01:06:54,934
Remarkable.
1188
01:06:56,468 --> 01:06:58,900
The technology and you.
1189
01:07:01,201 --> 01:07:04,367
When all this is over,
if you need a job
1190
01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:09,201
and you're willing to commute
to another universe...
1191
01:07:14,434 --> 01:07:17,301
It worked. That totally worked.
1192
01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,834
I got it. I did it.
Uh, will you send him up?
1193
01:07:19,967 --> 01:07:21,334
Here we go.
1194
01:07:22,367 --> 01:07:23,800
- Sorry.
- Hold on, Doc.
1195
01:07:23,934 --> 01:07:26,501
Oh, will these humiliations
never cease?
1196
01:07:26,633 --> 01:07:29,534
You, keep your science fair
project away from me!
1197
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:31,234
It'll work. Have faith.
1198
01:07:31,367 --> 01:07:34,334
Says the reckless fool who
turned himself into a monster.
1199
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,501
Please stop moving your head.
1200
01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:40,101
- Hold still.
- Don't you dare.
1201
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,367
Ugh! I swear,
when I get out of this,
1202
01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,867
we're gonna rip you a new...
1203
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,067
Doc?
1204
01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:01,867
Doc?
1205
01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:04,834
Doc?
1206
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,468
Dr. Octav...
1207
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,301
It's so quiet.
1208
01:08:18,767 --> 01:08:22,134
Those voices inside my head...
1209
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,501
I'd almost forgotten.
1210
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:30,967
Otto.
1211
01:08:32,134 --> 01:08:34,201
Yes. Norman.
1212
01:08:40,201 --> 01:08:41,501
It's me.
1213
01:08:43,667 --> 01:08:45,067
Would you look at that.
1214
01:09:05,534 --> 01:09:08,667
I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.
1215
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800
Yeah, you're welcome.
1216
01:09:10,934 --> 01:09:12,568
How can I help?
1217
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,800
This is Peter. Leave a message.
1218
01:09:14,934 --> 01:09:17,501
Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
1219
01:09:17,633 --> 01:09:19,301
I accessed my doorbell camera.
1220
01:09:19,434 --> 01:09:21,568
Who are those guys, huh?
Is that a cyborg?
1221
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,034
You bring a cyborg
with robot legs into my house?
1222
01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:26,733
Was one of the guys made of mud?
What's going on? Call me.
1223
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:37,900
How does it feel, Norman?
1224
01:09:38,034 --> 01:09:40,501
You're about
to become whole again.
1225
01:09:41,667 --> 01:09:44,201
No more darker half.
1226
01:09:44,334 --> 01:09:45,434
Just you.
1227
01:09:46,367 --> 01:09:47,834
Just me.
1228
01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:58,000
Okay, um...
1229
01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:02,600
It just goes right here. This...
1230
01:10:02,733 --> 01:10:04,234
That should be
drawing power now.
1231
01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,234
I'm gonna come back
in a second to check,
1232
01:10:06,367 --> 01:10:08,534
but keep an eye on the lights.
When they're all green,
1233
01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,034
it means the electricity
in your body's dissipated.
1234
01:10:11,167 --> 01:10:12,501
Well, not all
of the electricity.
1235
01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,867
You need electricity
for your brain to function.
1236
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,867
Your nervous system is...
1237
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,034
I'm not really sure why I'm
explaining electricity to you.
1238
01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:22,067
- Yeah, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
1239
01:10:22,201 --> 01:10:24,568
Are these your Legos?
1240
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,067
Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.
1241
01:10:33,534 --> 01:10:36,900
- Something feels off.
- What do you mean?
1242
01:10:37,034 --> 01:10:39,501
- I don't like this.
- Leave it alone.
1243
01:10:39,633 --> 01:10:43,267
The sooner you guys get through
this, the sooner we go home.
1244
01:10:51,301 --> 01:10:53,534
- Well, where is he?
- Uh, he's inside.
1245
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,267
And yet here we are, outside.
1246
01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:57,367
Did you not hear me say,
"Don't lose him?"
1247
01:10:57,501 --> 01:10:59,501
I want incriminating footage
of Spider-Man.
1248
01:10:59,633 --> 01:11:01,401
I called Damage Control.
They're on their way.
1249
01:11:01,534 --> 01:11:03,101
And so it begins.
1250
01:11:03,234 --> 01:11:05,101
...place is about
to be swarming with cops.
1251
01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:25,501
Peter?
1252
01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,167
What's wrong?
1253
01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:31,034
I don't know.
1254
01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,234
May?
1255
01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,334
What is it, Peter?
1256
01:11:46,401 --> 01:11:47,934
What's happening?
1257
01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:56,867
Why are you
looking at me like that?
1258
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,700
That's some neat trick,
that sense of yours.
1259
01:12:16,834 --> 01:12:20,967
- Norman?
- Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
1260
01:12:21,101 --> 01:12:23,367
- The hell?
- The Goblin.
1261
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,501
"No more darker half"?
1262
01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:30,034
Did you really think
that I'd let that happen?
1263
01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:33,568
That I'd let you take away my
power just because you're blind
1264
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:36,234
to what true power
can bring you?
1265
01:12:36,367 --> 01:12:37,900
- You don't know me.
- Don't I?
1266
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:47,201
I saw how she trapped you,
fighting her holy moral mission.
1267
01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:52,000
We don't need you to save us.
1268
01:12:52,134 --> 01:12:54,234
We don't need to be fixed.
1269
01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:00,434
These are not curses.
1270
01:13:00,568 --> 01:13:02,733
They're gifts.
1271
01:13:04,034 --> 01:13:06,000
- Norman, no.
- Quiet, lapdog.
1272
01:13:06,134 --> 01:13:08,000
You don't know
what you're talking about.
1273
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:13,067
I've watched you from deep
behind Norman's cowardly eyes.
1274
01:13:13,201 --> 01:13:18,534
Struggling to have
everything you want
1275
01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:22,167
while the world tries
to make you choose.
1276
01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:27,900
Gods don't have to choose.
1277
01:13:29,767 --> 01:13:31,167
We take.
1278
01:13:31,301 --> 01:13:32,733
May, run.
1279
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,867
Oh, my God.
1280
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,201
- What have you done?
- I liked you better before.
1281
01:14:10,534 --> 01:14:14,101
Up here. He's up there.
It's the guy from the bridge.
1282
01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:37,568
Did you see that?
1283
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,767
No, you don't!
1284
01:15:14,534 --> 01:15:16,934
Strong enough to have it all.
1285
01:15:20,234 --> 01:15:22,201
Too weak to take it!
1286
01:15:57,201 --> 01:15:58,568
Now I got you.
1287
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,034
I told you
there'd be consequences.
1288
01:16:21,234 --> 01:16:25,101
Your weakness, Peter,
is morality.
1289
01:16:25,234 --> 01:16:29,201
It's choking you.
Can't you feel it?
1290
01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:38,800
It didn't work.
1291
01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:41,733
Norman was right.
1292
01:16:41,867 --> 01:16:45,667
He got it from you,
that pathetic sickness.
1293
01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,700
You tried to fix me.
1294
01:16:52,834 --> 01:16:56,468
- May, go.
- Now I'm gonna fix you.
1295
01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:01,434
May, run, please.
1296
01:17:04,568 --> 01:17:06,434
May!
1297
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:14,767
Peter, Peter, Peter.
1298
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:18,401
No good deed goes unpunished.
1299
01:17:18,534 --> 01:17:20,767
You can thank me later.
1300
01:17:26,633 --> 01:17:27,967
No!
1301
01:17:57,667 --> 01:17:58,534
- May?
- Peter.
1302
01:17:58,667 --> 01:18:00,434
May, May, I'm here.
1303
01:18:00,568 --> 01:18:02,501
Oh!
1304
01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:05,334
- May.
- Oh!
1305
01:18:05,468 --> 01:18:07,334
May, I'm here.
1306
01:18:07,468 --> 01:18:09,067
- Are you okay?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
1307
01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:10,401
What happened?
1308
01:18:13,534 --> 01:18:14,568
Okay... Oh!
1309
01:18:16,201 --> 01:18:18,167
It's okay. We're okay, right?
1310
01:18:18,301 --> 01:18:19,934
Yeah. Knocked on my ass.
1311
01:18:20,067 --> 01:18:21,167
- Yeah, me too.
- That's all.
1312
01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:25,000
I think I broke my ribs.
1313
01:18:30,301 --> 01:18:32,401
- This is all my fault, May.
- No.
1314
01:18:32,534 --> 01:18:34,434
I should have let Strange
send them back.
1315
01:18:34,568 --> 01:18:36,434
You did the right thing.
1316
01:18:36,568 --> 01:18:38,334
They would have been killed.
1317
01:18:38,468 --> 01:18:40,234
You did the right thing.
1318
01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:42,867
It's not my responsibility, May.
1319
01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,234
Oh. What Norman said?
1320
01:18:48,568 --> 01:18:50,501
My moral mission? No.
1321
01:18:50,633 --> 01:18:52,900
- No, May...
- Peter, you listen to me.
1322
01:18:54,067 --> 01:18:55,167
You have a gift.
1323
01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,767
You have power.
1324
01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:00,267
And with great power,
1325
01:19:00,401 --> 01:19:04,468
there must also come
great responsibility, mm?
1326
01:19:09,134 --> 01:19:10,568
Yeah, I know.
1327
01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,367
Let's get the... out of here.
1328
01:19:12,501 --> 01:19:14,167
Okay, let's go.
1329
01:19:14,301 --> 01:19:16,967
Let me just catch my...
1330
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,534
- What happened? Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
1331
01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:36,501
Yeah, you're okay.
What happened?
1332
01:19:38,267 --> 01:19:40,334
Just have to...
1333
01:19:40,468 --> 01:19:42,633
- catch my breath.
- Okay, well, catch your breath.
1334
01:19:42,767 --> 01:19:44,667
I'm right here.
We're gonna take our time.
1335
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,034
You catch your breath.
1336
01:19:46,167 --> 01:19:48,534
Then we'll take you
to a doctor, okay?
1337
01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:08,101
Are you okay?
1338
01:20:08,234 --> 01:20:11,067
Somebody help! I need
an ambulance, please! Somebody?
1339
01:20:11,201 --> 01:20:14,101
- What happened?
- Nothing happened.
1340
01:20:14,234 --> 01:20:15,934
You're okay, you're okay.
1341
01:20:17,633 --> 01:20:20,034
Let me just...
Let me catch my breath.
1342
01:20:20,167 --> 01:20:22,501
I'm right here. I'm right here.
1343
01:20:22,633 --> 01:20:24,234
I'm right here.
1344
01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:32,067
You're okay.
1345
01:20:33,334 --> 01:20:34,867
It's just me and you.
1346
01:20:44,633 --> 01:20:45,867
May?
1347
01:20:52,067 --> 01:20:53,401
May?
1348
01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:01,267
Will you look at me,
May, please?
1349
01:21:09,534 --> 01:21:10,700
May.
1350
01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:12,834
May.
1351
01:21:14,034 --> 01:21:15,633
What are you doing, May?
1352
01:21:15,767 --> 01:21:18,468
Please, will you just wake up
and talk to me? Please?
1353
01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:43,067
Get out of the car now! Move!
1354
01:21:49,534 --> 01:21:51,301
Get off, get off, get off me.
1355
01:21:53,568 --> 01:21:56,201
- Peter! Run!
- It's just me and you, okay?
1356
01:21:56,334 --> 01:21:58,167
It's just me and you, okay?
1357
01:21:58,301 --> 01:22:01,234
Oh, May, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1358
01:22:01,367 --> 01:22:03,401
I'm so, so, so sorry.
I love you.
1359
01:22:03,534 --> 01:22:06,034
All right, Parker!
Come out with your hands up!
1360
01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:08,667
Come out right
now, or we will open fire!
1361
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,600
Run!
1362
01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:16,401
All right, let's go.
Let's go! Move in!
1363
01:22:33,967 --> 01:22:35,534
Tragedy.
1364
01:22:38,867 --> 01:22:41,267
What else can I call it?
1365
01:22:41,401 --> 01:22:43,367
What more need be said?
1366
01:22:43,501 --> 01:22:47,568
The damage, the destruction.
1367
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:50,267
You saw it with your own eyes.
1368
01:22:50,401 --> 01:22:53,267
When will people wake up
and realize
1369
01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:55,934
that everywhere
Spider-Man goes,
1370
01:22:56,067 --> 01:22:59,633
chaos and calamity ensue?
1371
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:04,834
Everything Spider-Man touches
comes to ruin.
1372
01:23:04,967 --> 01:23:07,501
And we, the innocents,
1373
01:23:07,633 --> 01:23:10,067
are left to pick up the pieces.
1374
01:23:12,101 --> 01:23:14,167
J. Jonah Jameson reporting.
1375
01:23:14,301 --> 01:23:17,568
Good night,
and God help us all.
1376
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:40,134
We are told that multiple
people have been injured,
1377
01:23:40,267 --> 01:23:44,700
and we can confirm at least
one person has been killed...
1378
01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:46,334
Still nothing?
1379
01:23:47,534 --> 01:23:48,967
No.
1380
01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:06,000
I'm gonna press it.
1381
01:24:07,468 --> 01:24:10,167
- What? No, he...
- I know he told me to wait...
1382
01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,667
- but I'm gonna do it.
- I just wish...
1383
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,501
I just wish we could see him.
1384
01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:22,667
- Ned?
- Yeah?
1385
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,834
- Do that again.
- Yeah.
1386
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,900
I just wish we could see him.
1387
01:24:30,867 --> 01:24:33,367
Oh. Okay.
1388
01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:35,867
I just wish we could see Peter.
1389
01:24:39,234 --> 01:24:42,000
Whoa.
1390
01:24:42,134 --> 01:24:45,067
Lola, you're right. I am magic.
1391
01:24:45,201 --> 01:24:46,934
Is that him?
1392
01:24:47,067 --> 01:24:49,401
- Yeah, yeah, it has to be.
- Peter. Peter!
1393
01:24:49,534 --> 01:24:51,067
- Hey, Peter!
- Peter!
1394
01:24:51,201 --> 01:24:52,667
Yeah.
1395
01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:57,867
Whoa!
1396
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,501
Hi. Hi.
1397
01:25:01,633 --> 01:25:04,667
No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay. I'm a nice guy.
1398
01:25:07,401 --> 01:25:08,834
Okay.
1399
01:25:11,334 --> 01:25:13,867
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Peter Parker.
1400
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:18,067
- That's not possible.
- I am Spider-Man, in my world.
1401
01:25:18,201 --> 01:25:21,367
But then yesterday, I was...
1402
01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:24,900
I was just here.
1403
01:25:26,434 --> 01:25:27,700
Wow.
1404
01:25:29,301 --> 01:25:33,867
String theory,
multi-dimensional reality...
1405
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,201
and matter displacement.
1406
01:25:36,334 --> 01:25:38,167
- All real?
- Yeah.
1407
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:39,900
I knew it.
1408
01:25:41,201 --> 01:25:43,501
This has to be
because of the spell.
1409
01:25:43,633 --> 01:25:45,334
The spell? Like magic spell?
1410
01:25:45,468 --> 01:25:47,301
- There's no spell. No.
- No spell.
1411
01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:49,134
- Magic's real here too?
- I mean...
1412
01:25:49,267 --> 01:25:51,034
- Shut up, Ned.
- No, it's not real.
1413
01:25:51,167 --> 01:25:54,234
- Shut up. Stop talking.
- There's magicians, but no...
1414
01:25:54,367 --> 01:25:56,700
Stop. Stop.
1415
01:25:56,834 --> 01:25:58,134
- Prove it.
- Prove what?
1416
01:25:58,267 --> 01:26:00,234
- That you're Peter Parker.
- I don't carry
1417
01:26:00,367 --> 01:26:01,900
an ID with me, you know?
1418
01:26:02,034 --> 01:26:04,800
Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.
1419
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,900
- Why'd you do that?
- To see if you have the tingle.
1420
01:26:09,034 --> 01:26:10,967
I have the tingle thing,
just not for bread.
1421
01:26:11,101 --> 01:26:13,034
Can you not
throw the bread again?
1422
01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,867
You're a deeply
mistrusting person...
1423
01:26:17,134 --> 01:26:18,733
and I respect it.
1424
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:24,568
Crawl around.
1425
01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:26,568
- Crawl around?
- Yes.
1426
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:28,267
- No.
- Yes, crawl around.
1427
01:26:28,401 --> 01:26:29,934
- Why do I need to?
- This is not enough.
1428
01:26:30,067 --> 01:26:31,367
- This is plenty.
- No, it's not.
1429
01:26:31,501 --> 01:26:33,101
- Yes, it is. It is.
- No, it's not. Nuh-uh.
1430
01:26:33,234 --> 01:26:35,867
- How do I stick to the ceiling?
- Do it.
1431
01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:38,434
Ned.
1432
01:26:44,067 --> 01:26:45,834
My lola's asking
if you could just
1433
01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:47,434
get the cobweb there.
1434
01:26:47,568 --> 01:26:49,834
- Since you're, like, up there.
- Yeah.
1435
01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:59,101
Thank you.
1436
01:27:03,201 --> 01:27:04,534
We goo...?
1437
01:27:04,667 --> 01:27:07,101
- We good?
- For now.
1438
01:27:07,234 --> 01:27:10,167
So I opened the wrong portal
to the wrong Peter Parker.
1439
01:27:10,301 --> 01:27:12,534
I guess you keep doing it
until we find the real one.
1440
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,101
- Ouch.
- No offense.
1441
01:27:15,234 --> 01:27:17,067
- Okay.
- Okay. You got it.
1442
01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,468
Find Peter Parker.
1443
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,568
- What's the thing on his hand?
- Shh.
1444
01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:25,000
Find Peter Parker.
1445
01:27:26,733 --> 01:27:28,700
Find Peter Parker!
1446
01:27:37,633 --> 01:27:39,834
Great, it's just
some random guy.
1447
01:27:39,967 --> 01:27:41,167
Hello.
1448
01:27:41,301 --> 01:27:42,633
Um, I hope it's okay,
1449
01:27:42,767 --> 01:27:44,733
I just came through this, uh...
1450
01:27:44,867 --> 01:27:46,867
Oh. It just closed.
1451
01:27:48,334 --> 01:27:49,534
You're Peter?
1452
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:52,700
Yeah. Peter Parker.
1453
01:27:54,767 --> 01:27:56,501
I... I've seen you two...
1454
01:27:58,867 --> 01:28:00,234
Hi. Heh.
1455
01:28:03,967 --> 01:28:06,667
Wait. He's...
He's not your friend.
1456
01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:22,334
Huh.
1457
01:28:22,468 --> 01:28:25,534
Wait. So you're Spider-Man too?
Why didn't you just say that?
1458
01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:28,067
I generally don't
go around advertising it.
1459
01:28:28,201 --> 01:28:30,867
Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.
1460
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,700
- I said that.
- That's what he just said.
1461
01:28:44,568 --> 01:28:48,067
My lola's asking if you could
clean up the webs you just shot.
1462
01:28:48,201 --> 01:28:49,867
- Oh, sorry, Lola.
- Yes, of course.
1463
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,234
- I'm going to bed.
- Night, Lola.
1464
01:28:52,367 --> 01:28:54,167
Good night, Ned's lola.
1465
01:28:54,301 --> 01:28:57,067
Uh,
this might seem kind of weird,
1466
01:28:57,201 --> 01:28:59,034
but I've been trying
to find your friend
1467
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:01,201
ever since I got here.
1468
01:29:01,334 --> 01:29:03,434
I just have this sense that...
1469
01:29:05,201 --> 01:29:06,434
That he needs my help.
1470
01:29:06,568 --> 01:29:08,101
Our help.
1471
01:29:09,534 --> 01:29:10,568
He does.
1472
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:12,367
We don't know where he is.
1473
01:29:12,501 --> 01:29:17,900
And, um, honestly, right now
we're all he really has left.
1474
01:29:18,034 --> 01:29:23,034
Well, uh, is there someplace
that he might go
1475
01:29:23,167 --> 01:29:25,568
that has meaning to him?
1476
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,234
Like a place
where he would go to just...?
1477
01:29:30,367 --> 01:29:32,301
Get away from everything?
1478
01:29:34,967 --> 01:29:38,167
For me, it was the top
of the Chrysler Building.
1479
01:29:38,301 --> 01:29:40,167
Empire State.
1480
01:29:40,301 --> 01:29:43,334
- It's a better view.
- That is a sweet view.
1481
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,401
Yes.
1482
01:29:47,534 --> 01:29:50,967
Yeah. I... I think I know
exactly where that would be.
1483
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:28,000
I'm sorry.
1484
01:30:35,167 --> 01:30:36,667
Peter, there's...
1485
01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:39,733
There's some people here.
1486
01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:42,700
- What?
- Um...
1487
01:30:51,367 --> 01:30:53,201
Hey, wait, wait! Whoa!
1488
01:30:53,334 --> 01:30:54,401
What...?
1489
01:30:57,234 --> 01:30:58,267
Sorry...
1490
01:31:00,134 --> 01:31:01,167
about May.
1491
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,101
Yeah. Sorry.
1492
01:31:08,867 --> 01:31:10,867
I got some understanding
of what it is you're...
1493
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,234
No, please don't tell me that
you know what I'm going through.
1494
01:31:14,367 --> 01:31:16,667
- Okay.
- She's gone.
1495
01:31:19,167 --> 01:31:20,568
And it's all my fault.
1496
01:31:24,733 --> 01:31:26,367
She died for nothing.
1497
01:31:29,934 --> 01:31:32,401
So I'm gonna do what I should
have done in the first place.
1498
01:31:32,534 --> 01:31:34,167
- Peter...
- Please don't.
1499
01:31:35,201 --> 01:31:36,301
You don't belong here.
1500
01:31:36,434 --> 01:31:37,367
Either of you.
1501
01:31:37,501 --> 01:31:39,900
So I'm sending you home.
1502
01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:43,000
Those other guys
are from your worlds, right?
1503
01:31:43,134 --> 01:31:44,568
So you deal with it.
1504
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:47,334
If they die, if you kill them...
1505
01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:48,501
that's on you.
1506
01:31:49,633 --> 01:31:51,334
It's not my problem.
1507
01:31:51,468 --> 01:31:52,900
I don't care anymore.
1508
01:31:54,101 --> 01:31:55,367
I'm done.
1509
01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:02,633
I'm really sorry
that I dragged you into this.
1510
01:32:05,934 --> 01:32:07,900
But you have to go home now.
1511
01:32:10,134 --> 01:32:11,367
Good luck.
1512
01:32:16,667 --> 01:32:18,667
My Uncle Ben was killed.
1513
01:32:20,101 --> 01:32:21,468
It was my fault.
1514
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:24,134
I lost...
1515
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,834
I lost Gwen, my, um...
1516
01:32:30,134 --> 01:32:31,900
She was my MJ.
1517
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,534
I couldn't save her.
1518
01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:39,900
I'm never gonna be able
to forgive myself for that.
1519
01:32:42,334 --> 01:32:44,667
But I carried on,
tried to, um...
1520
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:48,000
Tried to keep going,
tried to keep being the, uh...
1521
01:32:49,468 --> 01:32:51,267
The friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man
1522
01:32:51,401 --> 01:32:54,267
'cause I know that's what
she would've wanted.
1523
01:32:54,401 --> 01:32:58,067
But at some point, I just...
I stopped pulling my punches.
1524
01:33:01,667 --> 01:33:03,167
I got rageful.
1525
01:33:05,301 --> 01:33:06,667
I got bitter.
1526
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,534
I just don't want you
1527
01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,367
to end up like... Like me.
1528
01:33:13,834 --> 01:33:16,767
The night Ben died...
1529
01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:19,600
I hunted down the man
who I thought did it.
1530
01:33:21,401 --> 01:33:23,167
I wanted him dead.
1531
01:33:25,633 --> 01:33:27,167
I got what I wanted.
1532
01:33:29,534 --> 01:33:31,568
It didn't make it better.
1533
01:33:35,101 --> 01:33:37,568
It took me a long time...
1534
01:33:39,334 --> 01:33:41,733
to learn to get through
that darkness.
1535
01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:46,034
I wanna kill him.
1536
01:33:48,367 --> 01:33:50,334
I wanna tear him apart.
1537
01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:56,401
I can still hear
her voice in my head.
1538
01:34:01,267 --> 01:34:02,900
Even after she was hurt,
1539
01:34:03,034 --> 01:34:05,733
she said to me
that we did the right thing.
1540
01:34:14,434 --> 01:34:16,201
She told me
that with great power...
1541
01:34:18,301 --> 01:34:20,134
Comes great responsibility.
1542
01:34:25,367 --> 01:34:26,867
Wait, what?
How do you know that?
1543
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,501
Uncle Ben said it.
1544
01:34:28,633 --> 01:34:30,167
The day he died.
1545
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:37,167
Maybe she didn't die
for nothing, Peter.
1546
01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:52,568
Okay, so, uh, Connors,
Marko, Dillon and, um...
1547
01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:55,501
I think that I can repair the
devices for Dillon and Marko,
1548
01:34:55,633 --> 01:34:57,367
but the others...
1549
01:34:57,501 --> 01:35:00,733
Oh, I got Connors. I've cured
him once, so no big deal.
1550
01:35:02,367 --> 01:35:05,000
- What? It's no big deal.
- Great.
1551
01:35:05,134 --> 01:35:06,733
Yeah, that's great.
1552
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:12,834
I think I can make
an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn.
1553
01:35:12,967 --> 01:35:14,867
Been thinking about it
a long time.
1554
01:35:17,867 --> 01:35:20,934
Gotta cure all of them. Right?
1555
01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:23,101
Right.
1556
01:35:24,534 --> 01:35:26,201
That's what we do.
1557
01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:35,667
What?
1558
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,234
Just three yous.
1559
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:53,834
Um...
1560
01:35:55,367 --> 01:35:58,967
So do you have
a best friend too?
1561
01:36:00,834 --> 01:36:02,134
I did.
1562
01:36:03,834 --> 01:36:05,234
You did?
1563
01:36:06,667 --> 01:36:08,468
He died in my arms...
1564
01:36:10,034 --> 01:36:12,034
after he tried to kill me.
1565
01:36:13,667 --> 01:36:15,633
It was heartbreaking.
1566
01:36:17,334 --> 01:36:18,700
Dude.
1567
01:36:25,367 --> 01:36:27,800
- Hey.
- Will you run a diagnostic?
1568
01:36:27,934 --> 01:36:29,134
Yeah.
1569
01:36:38,367 --> 01:36:40,501
Hey, you okay?
1570
01:36:40,633 --> 01:36:42,568
Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
1571
01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:44,000
Mm-hm.
1572
01:36:46,633 --> 01:36:49,334
You don't deserve this.
1573
01:36:49,468 --> 01:36:53,367
- I've ruined your life.
- No. No, no, no.
1574
01:36:53,501 --> 01:36:55,568
Look at me. I'm here.
1575
01:36:56,967 --> 01:36:58,434
Not going anywhere.
1576
01:36:59,733 --> 01:37:01,067
We're gonna get through this.
1577
01:37:01,201 --> 01:37:03,834
And we're gonna get
through it together.
1578
01:37:03,967 --> 01:37:05,234
Okay?
1579
01:37:06,334 --> 01:37:09,034
Okay.
1580
01:37:13,367 --> 01:37:14,700
Thank you.
1581
01:37:25,834 --> 01:37:27,867
You have someone?
1582
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,568
No.
1583
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:34,600
Ah, I got no time for
Peter Parker stuff, you know?
1584
01:37:34,733 --> 01:37:36,201
Hm.
1585
01:37:36,334 --> 01:37:38,834
- Do you?
- Uh...
1586
01:37:38,967 --> 01:37:43,067
- that's a little complicated.
- Oh, I understand.
1587
01:37:43,201 --> 01:37:45,667
I guess it's just not
in the cards for guys like us.
1588
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,334
Well, I wouldn't give up.
1589
01:37:48,468 --> 01:37:51,334
Took a while
but we made it work.
1590
01:37:51,468 --> 01:37:53,034
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1591
01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:54,633
Me and...
1592
01:37:54,767 --> 01:37:55,967
MJ.
1593
01:37:57,334 --> 01:37:59,234
My MJ. Uh...
1594
01:38:00,367 --> 01:38:02,800
It gets confusing here.
1595
01:38:02,934 --> 01:38:04,067
Yeah.
1596
01:38:04,201 --> 01:38:06,167
- Peter!
- Yeah?
1597
01:38:06,301 --> 01:38:09,633
- Oh, sorry, did you mean...?
- "Peter" Peter.
1598
01:38:09,767 --> 01:38:11,534
- We're all called Peter.
- We're all Peter.
1599
01:38:11,667 --> 01:38:14,667
- Peter Parker?
- Again, we're all Peter Parker.
1600
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:17,401
- The computer.
- Oh!
1601
01:38:17,534 --> 01:38:19,134
- Oh, I'm ready.
- Yeah. Me too.
1602
01:38:19,267 --> 01:38:21,568
Okay, so now, all we gotta do
1603
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:24,201
is lure these guys
someplace, right?
1604
01:38:24,334 --> 01:38:27,800
Try to cure them
while they try to kill us,
1605
01:38:27,934 --> 01:38:29,401
and then send them home.
1606
01:38:29,534 --> 01:38:32,134
- Using a magic box.
- Well, that's the plan.
1607
01:38:32,267 --> 01:38:35,367
Are you gonna go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor,
1608
01:38:35,501 --> 01:38:37,167
or do you got your suit?
1609
01:38:38,367 --> 01:38:40,501
- Good.
- Here's your web cartridges.
1610
01:38:40,633 --> 01:38:43,067
- Oh, thanks, man.
- What's that for?
1611
01:38:43,201 --> 01:38:46,501
Uh, it's my web fluid.
It's for my web shooters. Why?
1612
01:38:46,633 --> 01:38:48,101
Whoa!
1613
01:38:49,334 --> 01:38:50,334
That came out of you.
1614
01:38:50,468 --> 01:38:52,367
Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
1615
01:38:52,501 --> 01:38:54,700
- No.
- How on earth does that...?
1616
01:38:54,834 --> 01:38:57,534
We're getting sidetracked. This
is where we'll do this, okay?
1617
01:38:57,667 --> 01:39:00,067
It's isolated,
so no one should get hurt.
1618
01:39:00,201 --> 01:39:02,568
We draw them there with the box.
It's the thing they want.
1619
01:39:02,700 --> 01:39:04,767
All we have to do
is figure out how to get there.
1620
01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:06,267
- We could portal there.
- What?
1621
01:39:06,401 --> 01:39:08,767
- I'm magic now.
- Yeah, he's right. He can.
1622
01:39:08,900 --> 01:39:10,934
- Yeah, we saw.
- Yeah, he is.
1623
01:39:11,067 --> 01:39:12,900
- Wait, really?
- I got Doctor Strange magic.
1624
01:39:13,034 --> 01:39:14,867
- No way.
- Yeah.
1625
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,267
I promise,
I won't turn into a supervillain
1626
01:39:17,401 --> 01:39:18,934
and try to kill you.
1627
01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:22,600
Okay.
1628
01:39:22,733 --> 01:39:24,367
Thank you.
1629
01:39:28,834 --> 01:39:31,101
Um, all right,
here goes nothing.
1630
01:39:31,234 --> 01:39:33,234
What's that thing
you always say?
1631
01:39:33,367 --> 01:39:36,934
- Expect disappointment and...
- No, no, no.
1632
01:39:37,067 --> 01:39:38,733
We're gonna kick some ass.
1633
01:39:38,867 --> 01:39:40,401
Okay.
1634
01:39:40,534 --> 01:39:43,034
Cure. Cure some ass.
1635
01:39:43,167 --> 01:39:44,934
Cure that ass.
1636
01:39:47,167 --> 01:39:48,800
Ladies and gentlemen,
1637
01:39:48,934 --> 01:39:50,900
the Bugle tip linehas just received a call
1638
01:39:51,034 --> 01:39:53,967
from none other than the
fugitive known as Spider-Man,
1639
01:39:54,101 --> 01:39:57,167
fresh from his rampage
in Queens.
1640
01:39:57,301 --> 01:39:58,834
So, Peter Parker,
1641
01:39:58,967 --> 01:40:01,367
what pernicious propaganda
are you peddling?
1642
01:40:01,501 --> 01:40:03,134
- Just the truth.
- Oh, sure.
1643
01:40:03,267 --> 01:40:05,733
The truth is...
1644
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:08,067
that this is all my fault.
1645
01:40:08,201 --> 01:40:10,733
I accidentally brought
those dangerous people here.
1646
01:40:10,867 --> 01:40:12,468
Well, he admits it.
1647
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,568
And if those people
are watching...
1648
01:40:16,167 --> 01:40:19,234
just know that I really did
try to help you.
1649
01:40:19,367 --> 01:40:22,000
I mean,
I could have killed you...
1650
01:40:22,134 --> 01:40:24,733
at any given moment,
but I didn't.
1651
01:40:26,434 --> 01:40:27,733
My Aunt May taught me
1652
01:40:27,867 --> 01:40:29,667
that everyone deserves
a second chance.
1653
01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:30,700
That's why I'm here.
1654
01:40:30,834 --> 01:40:32,733
And where is "here," exactly?
1655
01:40:34,633 --> 01:40:36,733
A place that represents
second chances.
1656
01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:42,301
The Statue of Liberty?
Good God, folks.
1657
01:40:42,434 --> 01:40:45,633
He's about to destroy
another national landmark.
1658
01:40:45,767 --> 01:40:47,367
World, if you're watching...
1659
01:40:47,501 --> 01:40:50,067
Believe me,
the world is watching.
1660
01:40:50,201 --> 01:40:51,700
...wish me luck.
1661
01:40:53,201 --> 01:40:55,434
Your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man could use some.
1662
01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:04,000
Okay, guys,
it could be any minute now.
1663
01:41:04,134 --> 01:41:06,401
Yep, almost done.
1664
01:41:11,234 --> 01:41:15,767
You know, Max was like
the sweetest guy ever
1665
01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:20,367
before he fell into...
a pool of electric eels.
1666
01:41:20,501 --> 01:41:22,167
That'll do it.
1667
01:41:23,501 --> 01:41:25,568
Mm. Oh, there it goes.
1668
01:41:26,834 --> 01:41:28,700
Heh, you okay?
1669
01:41:28,834 --> 01:41:30,600
Oh, it's my back.
1670
01:41:30,733 --> 01:41:34,000
It's kind of stiff
from all the swinging, I guess.
1671
01:41:34,134 --> 01:41:36,000
Yeah. No, I got
a middle back thing too.
1672
01:41:36,134 --> 01:41:39,501
- Really?
- Yeah. You want me to crack it?
1673
01:41:39,633 --> 01:41:40,934
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1674
01:41:41,067 --> 01:41:42,733
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- All right.
1675
01:41:44,134 --> 01:41:45,334
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1676
01:41:48,568 --> 01:41:50,767
Yep. That's good.
1677
01:41:50,900 --> 01:41:54,067
- How is it?
- Wow.
1678
01:41:54,201 --> 01:41:56,568
- That's good. That's better.
- Right? Yeah.
1679
01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:57,733
Wow.
1680
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,900
This is so cool.
I always wanted brothers.
1681
01:42:05,468 --> 01:42:08,468
So you, like, make your own
web fluid in your body?
1682
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,234
I'd rather not talk about this.
1683
01:42:10,367 --> 01:42:12,301
- I don't mean to...
- But are you teasing me?
1684
01:42:12,434 --> 01:42:13,800
No, no.
He's not teasing you.
1685
01:42:13,934 --> 01:42:16,201
It's just that we can't do that,
1686
01:42:16,334 --> 01:42:19,733
so we're curious as to how your
web situation works, that's all.
1687
01:42:19,867 --> 01:42:22,534
If it's personal, I don't wanna
pry, but I think it's cool.
1688
01:42:22,667 --> 01:42:25,700
I... I wish I could tell you,
but it's, like, I don't do it.
1689
01:42:25,834 --> 01:42:28,167
Like I don't...
Like I don't do breathing.
1690
01:42:28,301 --> 01:42:30,167
- Like, breathing just happens.
- Whoa.
1691
01:42:30,301 --> 01:42:32,034
Does it just come out
of your wrists,
1692
01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:34,568
or does it come out
of anywhere else?
1693
01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:36,867
Only... Only the wrists.
1694
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,167
Never had a block?
I run out of webs all the time.
1695
01:42:39,301 --> 01:42:41,733
- I have to make my own in a lab.
- Right. That's...
1696
01:42:41,867 --> 01:42:44,000
It's a hassle compared
to what you got.
1697
01:42:44,134 --> 01:42:45,534
Sounds like a hassle.
But I did.
1698
01:42:45,667 --> 01:42:46,900
You said that, I was like,
1699
01:42:47,034 --> 01:42:49,633
- "Oh, I had a web block."
- Whoa. Why?
1700
01:42:49,767 --> 01:42:51,401
Existential crisis stuff.
1701
01:42:51,534 --> 01:42:52,967
Yeah.
Don't get me started on that.
1702
01:42:53,101 --> 01:42:56,167
Hey. What are, like,
some of the craziest villains
1703
01:42:56,301 --> 01:42:58,568
- that you guys have fought?
- Seems you've met some of them.
1704
01:42:58,700 --> 01:43:00,267
Heh-heh, that's a good question.
1705
01:43:00,401 --> 01:43:05,700
Yeah, I fought an alien
made out of black goo once.
1706
01:43:05,834 --> 01:43:07,900
Oh, no way.
I fought an alien too.
1707
01:43:08,034 --> 01:43:09,700
- On Earth and in space.
- Oh.
1708
01:43:09,834 --> 01:43:11,568
- He was purple.
- I wanna fight an alien.
1709
01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:16,234
I'm still, like, that you fought
an alien in space.
1710
01:43:16,367 --> 01:43:19,034
I'm lame compared...
I fought a Russian guy
1711
01:43:19,167 --> 01:43:20,534
in a rhinoceros machine.
1712
01:43:20,667 --> 01:43:23,334
Can we rewind it back
to the "I'm lame" part?
1713
01:43:23,468 --> 01:43:25,767
- 'Cause you are not.
- Thanks. I appreciate that.
1714
01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:28,101
- I'm not saying I am...
- But it's just the self-talk.
1715
01:43:28,234 --> 01:43:30,067
- Maybe we should...
- Listen, I...
1716
01:43:30,201 --> 01:43:31,667
'Cause you're amazing.
1717
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:33,667
Just to take it in for a minute.
1718
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:36,234
- Yeah, I can take it in.
- You... You are amazing.
1719
01:43:36,367 --> 01:43:38,034
- I can. Thank you.
- You are amazing.
1720
01:43:38,167 --> 01:43:39,867
- Will you say it?
- I needed to hear that.
1721
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:41,534
Thank you.
1722
01:43:41,667 --> 01:43:44,034
All right, guys, focus up.
You feel that?
1723
01:43:44,167 --> 01:43:45,434
Yeah.
1724
01:43:52,568 --> 01:43:54,501
What's up, Peter?
1725
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,201
How you like the new-new?
1726
01:43:59,334 --> 01:44:03,167
Look, you give it to me,
I'm gonna destroy it.
1727
01:44:04,667 --> 01:44:06,501
But I'll let you live.
1728
01:44:06,633 --> 01:44:09,000
Don't make me a murderer, Peter.
1729
01:44:11,034 --> 01:44:13,067
Okay, guys, here he comes.
1730
01:44:19,501 --> 01:44:22,334
Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho!
1731
01:44:24,934 --> 01:44:27,367
All right, MJ, heads up!
1732
01:44:27,501 --> 01:44:29,633
Got it! Close it.
1733
01:44:31,767 --> 01:44:33,534
Uh, Ned, it's not closing.
1734
01:44:33,667 --> 01:44:34,800
Yeah, I know.
1735
01:44:34,934 --> 01:44:36,534
- Why isn't it closing?
- I don't know.
1736
01:44:36,667 --> 01:44:39,700
- Did you close it before? No?
- I mean, I've opened some.
1737
01:44:48,534 --> 01:44:50,900
Max, Max, Max.
Can we talk for a second?
1738
01:44:51,034 --> 01:44:53,700
- Just you and me, just talk?
- Look who showed up.
1739
01:44:53,834 --> 01:44:55,967
- My old friend Spider-Man.
- I'm trying to save you.
1740
01:44:56,101 --> 01:44:58,267
- That's all I've ever wanted.
- You're not trying to save me.
1741
01:44:58,401 --> 01:45:00,667
- I am.
- You ain't even the shit no more.
1742
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:02,501
- Oh...
- Don't worry about me.
1743
01:45:02,633 --> 01:45:04,667
I'll save myself.
1744
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:07,401
- Burn up!
- Aah! Whoa!
1745
01:45:07,534 --> 01:45:09,167
Well, I got his attention.
Now what?
1746
01:45:09,301 --> 01:45:10,733
Okay, great.
1747
01:45:10,867 --> 01:45:14,834
Just FYI, lizard guy's here too.
1748
01:45:16,301 --> 01:45:18,534
Guys, comm check. Hello?
1749
01:45:18,667 --> 01:45:20,101
I need Max's cure.
1750
01:45:20,234 --> 01:45:22,334
Yeah. I'm on it.
1751
01:45:22,468 --> 01:45:23,834
I need the Lizard cure.
1752
01:45:23,967 --> 01:45:26,167
Uh, okay, okay.
1753
01:45:31,167 --> 01:45:32,834
Where's the box, Peter?
1754
01:45:32,967 --> 01:45:35,201
- Flint, we could help everyone.
- I don't care!
1755
01:45:47,067 --> 01:45:48,267
Sorry!
1756
01:45:49,501 --> 01:45:50,568
Gross!
1757
01:45:50,700 --> 01:45:52,067
Sad to tell you, Sandman,
1758
01:45:52,201 --> 01:45:53,900
nobody's going home.
1759
01:46:32,267 --> 01:46:34,034
What the hell
is going on out there?
1760
01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:35,867
I keep yelling at you, Peter 2!
1761
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,134
- But I thought you were Peter 2.
- What? I'm not Peter 2.
1762
01:46:39,267 --> 01:46:41,468
Stop arguing, both of you!
Listen to Peter 1.
1763
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,401
We're clearly
not very good at this.
1764
01:46:43,534 --> 01:46:44,633
I know, I know. We suck.
1765
01:46:44,767 --> 01:46:46,468
I don't know
how to work as a team.
1766
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:49,401
- Me neither.
- I do. I've been in a team, okay?
1767
01:46:49,534 --> 01:46:51,067
I don't wanna brag, but I will.
1768
01:46:51,201 --> 01:46:52,134
I was in the Avengers.
1769
01:46:52,267 --> 01:46:53,534
- The Avengers?
- Yeah.
1770
01:46:53,667 --> 01:46:54,867
- That's great.
- Thank you.
1771
01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,867
What is that?
1772
01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:58,967
- You don't have the Avengers?
- Is that a band?
1773
01:46:59,101 --> 01:47:01,534
- Are you in a band?
- No, I'm not in a band.
1774
01:47:01,667 --> 01:47:03,201
The Avengers is
Earth's mightiest...
1775
01:47:03,334 --> 01:47:05,034
- How's this helping?
- It's not important.
1776
01:47:05,167 --> 01:47:06,934
All we gotta do is focus,
trust your tingle
1777
01:47:07,067 --> 01:47:08,434
and coordinate our attacks.
1778
01:47:08,568 --> 01:47:10,000
Yes. Okay.
1779
01:47:10,134 --> 01:47:12,000
- Let's pick one target.
- Right.
1780
01:47:12,134 --> 01:47:13,667
We take them off the board
one at a time.
1781
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,334
- You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2.
- Peter 2.
1782
01:47:16,468 --> 01:47:17,700
- Peter 3.
- Peter 3.
1783
01:47:17,834 --> 01:47:20,434
- Let's do this. Ready?
- Wait, wait, wait!
1784
01:47:20,568 --> 01:47:22,234
I love you guys.
1785
01:47:24,633 --> 01:47:26,000
Thank you.
1786
01:47:27,367 --> 01:47:29,534
- All right, let's do this.
- Let's go.
1787
01:47:35,334 --> 01:47:37,067
Yes!
1788
01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:00,733
Okay, Spider-Mans.
1789
01:48:00,867 --> 01:48:02,834
Sandman's first.
1790
01:48:02,967 --> 01:48:05,034
I'm gonna lead him
inside the statue.
1791
01:48:05,167 --> 01:48:07,667
I'll meet you at the top.
1792
01:48:09,301 --> 01:48:11,067
- Come on!
- Hey!
1793
01:48:14,101 --> 01:48:17,067
- Hey, Dr. Connors.
- Hello, Peter.
1794
01:48:18,267 --> 01:48:20,501
- Peter 1!
- I got it!
1795
01:48:32,101 --> 01:48:34,633
Flint, we're trying to help you!
1796
01:48:36,633 --> 01:48:38,234
Guys, I'm at the top.
1797
01:48:38,367 --> 01:48:39,700
I need the cure!
1798
01:48:42,101 --> 01:48:44,034
I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
1799
01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:49,367
Just wait your turn, doc!
1800
01:48:49,501 --> 01:48:51,367
I'll be right back.
1801
01:49:27,834 --> 01:49:29,101
It's okay, Flint.
1802
01:49:31,301 --> 01:49:33,568
We're gonna get you home.
1803
01:49:33,700 --> 01:49:36,101
You just stay right here.
1804
01:49:40,733 --> 01:49:41,767
How do we stop him?
1805
01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:43,000
I've never seen him
this powerful.
1806
01:49:43,134 --> 01:49:44,000
It's the arc reactor.
1807
01:49:44,134 --> 01:49:45,201
We gotta get it off him.
1808
01:49:45,334 --> 01:49:47,267
You're not gonna
take this from me.
1809
01:49:49,834 --> 01:49:51,501
That's not gonna work.
1810
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:57,568
We gotta do this up close.
1811
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,434
Peter 2, go right.
Peter 3, go left.
1812
01:49:59,568 --> 01:50:00,600
On me. Unh!
1813
01:50:04,301 --> 01:50:06,767
Yeah!
1814
01:50:28,101 --> 01:50:31,201
I'm trying to close it.
I can't help that it's not working.
1815
01:50:31,334 --> 01:50:34,134
It's fine. You'll do it again.
We'll keep trying.
1816
01:50:34,267 --> 01:50:36,034
- All right, we got this.
- Focus and close the portal.
1817
01:50:36,167 --> 01:50:37,401
Close it.
1818
01:50:40,667 --> 01:50:42,367
Oh, no. No, no, no.
1819
01:50:42,501 --> 01:50:45,067
And that is a lizard,
and we should go!
1820
01:50:49,667 --> 01:50:51,367
Run!
1821
01:50:51,501 --> 01:50:53,900
Come on! Come on, this way.
Quick, quick, quick!
1822
01:50:54,034 --> 01:50:55,301
Connors, stop!
1823
01:51:04,667 --> 01:51:05,867
Yeah.
1824
01:51:18,234 --> 01:51:20,700
Leave them. They're mine.
1825
01:51:20,834 --> 01:51:23,367
I don't need your help.
I got it just fine.
1826
01:51:23,501 --> 01:51:25,733
Dr. Octavius, no.
1827
01:51:28,234 --> 01:51:30,034
What are you doing?
1828
01:51:31,334 --> 01:51:32,600
Get it off of me.
1829
01:51:43,501 --> 01:51:44,700
There you go.
1830
01:52:03,667 --> 01:52:04,733
MJ!
1831
01:52:15,534 --> 01:52:16,967
Whoa.
1832
01:52:17,101 --> 01:52:18,900
- We gotta hide this thing.
- Oh, right.
1833
01:52:23,101 --> 01:52:25,034
- Nice, Ned!
- Oh, yeah!
1834
01:52:25,967 --> 01:52:28,134
Oh.
1835
01:52:28,267 --> 01:52:29,234
Where is he?
1836
01:52:29,367 --> 01:52:30,867
- No!
- Wait, wait, wait.
1837
01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:32,301
Before you do anything, Mister...
1838
01:52:32,434 --> 01:52:35,000
Doctor Strange, sir,
Peter's plan is working.
1839
01:52:35,134 --> 01:52:37,301
- What plan?
- He's curing them.
1840
01:52:45,867 --> 01:52:47,067
Dr. Connors?
1841
01:52:50,434 --> 01:52:52,000
Welcome back, sir.
1842
01:52:53,633 --> 01:52:55,334
Well, I'll be damned.
1843
01:52:57,834 --> 01:53:00,334
Did you just open a portal?
1844
01:53:00,468 --> 01:53:02,234
Yes... Yes, sir, I did.
1845
01:53:02,367 --> 01:53:03,733
Hmm.
1846
01:53:09,367 --> 01:53:13,134
Max?
1847
01:53:13,267 --> 01:53:16,401
- Don't worry. I'm all tapped out.
- Are you sure about that?
1848
01:53:18,301 --> 01:53:20,034
Back to being a nobody.
1849
01:53:20,167 --> 01:53:23,401
- You were never a nobody, Max.
- Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
1850
01:53:23,534 --> 01:53:24,600
You didn't see me.
1851
01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,000
Can I tell you something,
though?
1852
01:53:28,134 --> 01:53:29,733
Yeah.
1853
01:53:29,867 --> 01:53:32,367
You got a nice face.
You're just a kid.
1854
01:53:32,501 --> 01:53:35,267
- Ehh...
- You're from Queens.
1855
01:53:35,401 --> 01:53:38,667
You got that suit.
You help a lot of poor people.
1856
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:41,700
I just thought
you was gonna be Black.
1857
01:53:41,834 --> 01:53:44,167
- Oh, man, I'm sorry.
- Oh, don't apologize.
1858
01:53:44,301 --> 01:53:47,667
There's gotta be a Black
Spider-Man somewhere out there.
1859
01:53:50,167 --> 01:53:51,900
Goddamn eels.
1860
01:53:55,134 --> 01:53:57,000
The power of the sun.
1861
01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:01,900
In the palm of your hand.
1862
01:54:02,034 --> 01:54:03,501
Peter?
1863
01:54:05,134 --> 01:54:06,534
Otto.
1864
01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:10,501
Oh, it's good to see you,
dear boy.
1865
01:54:10,633 --> 01:54:12,600
It's good to see you.
1866
01:54:12,733 --> 01:54:14,267
You're all grown up.
1867
01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:16,834
How are you?
1868
01:54:19,034 --> 01:54:20,167
Trying to do better.
1869
01:54:27,501 --> 01:54:29,334
- Strange, wait, we're so close.
- Skip it!
1870
01:54:29,468 --> 01:54:32,201
I've been dangling over
the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.
1871
01:54:32,334 --> 01:54:35,367
I know, I know, I know.
I, uh... Um... Uh...
1872
01:54:35,501 --> 01:54:38,034
I'm sorry about that, sir.
I mean...
1873
01:54:38,167 --> 01:54:41,134
- You went to the Grand Canyon?
- He could have used your help.
1874
01:54:41,267 --> 01:54:43,367
It's okay.
Uh, these are my new friends.
1875
01:54:43,501 --> 01:54:45,800
This is Peter Parker, Peter
Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man.
1876
01:54:45,934 --> 01:54:47,334
They're mes
from other universes.
1877
01:54:47,468 --> 01:54:48,667
- No, no, no.
- They're here to help.
1878
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:49,800
He's the wizard
I told you about.
1879
01:54:49,934 --> 01:54:51,633
Look, I am really impressed
1880
01:54:51,767 --> 01:54:54,900
that you've managed to give them
all a second chance, kid.
1881
01:54:55,034 --> 01:54:57,167
But this has to end. Now.
1882
01:54:57,301 --> 01:55:00,733
Can the Spider-Man
come out to play?
1883
01:55:22,568 --> 01:55:24,234
Strange, no!
1884
01:55:53,034 --> 01:55:54,334
Are you okay?
1885
01:55:55,334 --> 01:55:56,733
Yeah.
1886
01:55:56,867 --> 01:55:58,167
I'm okay.
1887
01:56:00,468 --> 01:56:01,667
Are you okay?
1888
01:56:18,834 --> 01:56:19,867
Whoa!
1889
01:57:19,034 --> 01:57:21,034
Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.
1890
01:57:23,934 --> 01:57:25,134
Ned?
1891
01:57:26,134 --> 01:57:27,534
- Ned!
- Hey!
1892
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:33,867
- MJ!
- Peter?
1893
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:36,568
- Ned!
- Peter!
1894
01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:37,834
Hey!
1895
01:57:37,967 --> 01:57:40,067
- Are you okay?
- We're okay!
1896
01:57:54,167 --> 01:57:56,034
Poor Peter.
1897
01:57:56,167 --> 01:58:00,267
Too weak to send me home to die.
1898
01:58:00,401 --> 01:58:01,900
No.
1899
01:58:02,034 --> 01:58:04,534
I just wanna kill you myself.
1900
01:58:04,667 --> 01:58:06,401
Attaboy.
1901
01:59:55,733 --> 02:00:00,034
She was there because of you.
1902
02:00:00,167 --> 02:00:04,234
I may have struck the blow,
but you...
1903
02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:11,434
Ha-ha, you are the one
that killed her.
1904
02:00:38,434 --> 02:00:40,034
Peter.
1905
02:00:52,767 --> 02:00:54,034
What have I done?
1906
02:00:58,034 --> 02:00:59,733
- It's you.
- You okay?
1907
02:00:59,867 --> 02:01:03,000
Uh, yeah, I'm good.
I've been stabbed before.
1908
02:01:03,134 --> 02:01:04,700
- Oh, good, good, good.
- Hey.
1909
02:01:04,834 --> 02:01:07,301
- Oh, man.
- Hey, nice catch.
1910
02:01:08,367 --> 02:01:11,733
Nice throw.
1911
02:01:11,867 --> 02:01:14,700
What? Is that happening,
or am I dying?
1912
02:01:14,834 --> 02:01:16,201
Yeah, that's happening.
That's real.
1913
02:01:16,334 --> 02:01:18,167
Are there people in the sky?
1914
02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:29,134
- I gotta go.
- Yeah. I got it. You okay?
1915
02:01:33,534 --> 02:01:34,767
What's happening?
1916
02:01:34,900 --> 02:01:37,067
They're coming through.
I can't stop them.
1917
02:01:37,201 --> 02:01:38,600
There's gotta be
something we could do.
1918
02:01:38,733 --> 02:01:40,201
Can't you just
cast the spell again?
1919
02:01:40,334 --> 02:01:42,568
The original way,
before I screwed it up.
1920
02:01:42,700 --> 02:01:44,834
We're too late for that.
They're here.
1921
02:01:44,967 --> 02:01:47,067
They're here because of you.
1922
02:01:52,367 --> 02:01:53,934
What if everyone
forgot who I was?
1923
02:01:54,067 --> 02:01:55,167
What?
1924
02:01:55,301 --> 02:01:56,700
They're coming
because of me, right?
1925
02:01:56,834 --> 02:02:00,067
Because I'm Peter Parker?
So cast a new spell.
1926
02:02:00,201 --> 02:02:02,568
But this time, make everyone
forget who Peter Parker is.
1927
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:04,434
Make everyone forget...
1928
02:02:06,034 --> 02:02:07,401
- me.
- No.
1929
02:02:07,534 --> 02:02:11,600
- But it would work, right?
- Yeah, it would work.
1930
02:02:11,733 --> 02:02:14,334
But you gotta understand,
that would mean that everyone
1931
02:02:14,468 --> 02:02:17,367
who knows and loves you, we...
1932
02:02:19,134 --> 02:02:21,267
We'd have no memory of you.
1933
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:25,101
It would be as though
you never existed.
1934
02:02:28,134 --> 02:02:29,534
I know.
1935
02:02:30,834 --> 02:02:32,201
Do it.
1936
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:38,900
You better go and say your
goodbyes. You don't have long.
1937
02:02:39,034 --> 02:02:41,201
- Thank you, sir.
- Call me Stephen.
1938
02:02:44,534 --> 02:02:45,633
Thank you, Stephen.
1939
02:02:47,700 --> 02:02:50,568
Yeah. Still feels weird.
1940
02:02:53,167 --> 02:02:54,401
I'll see you around.
1941
02:02:56,301 --> 02:02:57,834
So long, kid.
1942
02:03:05,101 --> 02:03:07,967
Hey. Uh, I think this is it.
1943
02:03:08,101 --> 02:03:10,334
- I think you're about to go home.
- Okay.
1944
02:03:10,468 --> 02:03:13,401
- All right.
- Um, look, I, uh...
1945
02:03:14,867 --> 02:03:16,700
Thank you.
1946
02:03:16,834 --> 02:03:20,534
I just wanna... I want you to...
I wanna tell you that...
1947
02:03:20,667 --> 02:03:22,568
I don't know how to say this.
1948
02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:24,468
- Peter.
- I want you to know that I...
1949
02:03:26,101 --> 02:03:28,667
You know. It's what we do.
1950
02:03:30,468 --> 02:03:33,167
Yeah, it's what we do. Um...
1951
02:03:33,301 --> 02:03:37,067
Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ.
I, uh...
1952
02:03:37,201 --> 02:03:39,401
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1953
02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:46,167
- I guess I'll see you.
- See you.
1954
02:03:46,301 --> 02:03:47,934
Bye.
1955
02:03:49,867 --> 02:03:51,700
- Oh...
- You're in so much pain, huh?
1956
02:03:51,834 --> 02:03:52,900
- I am.
- Yeah.
1957
02:03:56,900 --> 02:03:58,934
Oh, you're okay. Oh!
1958
02:03:59,067 --> 02:04:01,934
Yeah, you did.
So proud of you.
1959
02:04:02,067 --> 02:04:04,934
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, we're okay.
1960
02:04:05,067 --> 02:04:07,101
- Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
1961
02:04:07,234 --> 02:04:09,067
- You sure?
- I'm fine, I promise.
1962
02:04:09,201 --> 02:04:10,534
- Okay, okay.
- I promise.
1963
02:04:10,667 --> 02:04:12,600
Good.
1964
02:04:12,733 --> 02:04:15,267
Um, we should go, right?
1965
02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:20,600
Yeah. You're gonna forget
who I am.
1966
02:04:22,534 --> 02:04:23,900
- What?
- Forget who you are?
1967
02:04:24,034 --> 02:04:26,101
What are you talking about?
1968
02:04:26,234 --> 02:04:29,000
It's okay.
I'm gonna come and find you,
1969
02:04:29,134 --> 02:04:31,000
and I'll explain everything.
1970
02:04:32,834 --> 02:04:35,568
I'll make you remember me.
1971
02:04:35,700 --> 02:04:38,401
And it'll be like none of this
ever happened. Okay?
1972
02:04:38,534 --> 02:04:41,700
But what if that doesn't work?
What if that doesn't work?
1973
02:04:41,834 --> 02:04:44,834
What if we can't remember you?
I don't wanna do that.
1974
02:04:44,967 --> 02:04:47,800
- I don't wanna do that.
- I know. MJ, I know.
1975
02:04:47,934 --> 02:04:51,501
There's not something we can do?
We can't come up with a plan?
1976
02:04:51,633 --> 02:04:53,967
There's always
something we can do.
1977
02:04:55,101 --> 02:04:56,900
There's nothing we can do.
1978
02:05:00,934 --> 02:05:02,534
But it'll be okay.
1979
02:05:06,367 --> 02:05:07,401
You promise?
1980
02:05:10,501 --> 02:05:12,034
Yeah, I promise.
1981
02:05:23,201 --> 02:05:25,201
I'll come find you, okay?
1982
02:05:25,334 --> 02:05:27,000
I know you will.
1983
02:05:28,101 --> 02:05:29,633
- Okay.
- Okay.
1984
02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:32,967
You better.
1985
02:05:34,800 --> 02:05:36,733
If you don't,
I'll just figure it out.
1986
02:05:36,867 --> 02:05:39,334
I've done it before,
I can do it again.
1987
02:05:40,334 --> 02:05:42,201
I promise I'll fix this.
1988
02:05:43,301 --> 02:05:44,900
I really hate magic.
1989
02:05:46,201 --> 02:05:47,700
Yeah. Me too.
1990
02:05:52,034 --> 02:05:53,167
I love you.
1991
02:05:59,501 --> 02:06:01,934
- I love...
- Just wait.
1992
02:06:02,067 --> 02:06:04,568
Wait and tell me
when you see me again.
1993
02:06:06,501 --> 02:06:07,867
Sure.
1994
02:07:34,934 --> 02:07:36,468
I love you.
1995
02:08:14,700 --> 02:08:16,867
It's been a few
weeks since the fiasco
1996
02:08:17,000 --> 02:08:19,534
on the Statue of Liberty,
and Spider-Man's cultists
1997
02:08:19,667 --> 02:08:24,367
continue to contend that
the vile vigilante is a hero.
1998
02:08:24,501 --> 02:08:26,534
Well, if he were a hero,
he'd unmask himself
1999
02:08:26,667 --> 02:08:28,600
and tell us who he really is,
2000
02:08:28,733 --> 02:08:32,201
because only a coward
conceals his identity.
2001
02:08:32,334 --> 02:08:35,434
Only a coward hides
his true intentions.
2002
02:08:35,568 --> 02:08:37,767
Rest assured,
ladies and gentlemen,
2003
02:08:37,900 --> 02:08:40,167
this reporter will uncover
those intentions
2004
02:08:40,301 --> 02:08:41,934
come hell or high water.
2005
02:08:42,067 --> 02:08:47,034
Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
You don't know me, but I, uh...
2006
02:08:48,501 --> 02:08:49,834
Hi, my name is Peter Parker,
2007
02:08:49,967 --> 02:08:51,900
and you don't know me, but you...
2008
02:08:54,834 --> 02:08:56,700
Okay, come on.
2009
02:08:58,301 --> 02:08:59,867
- No way.
- Hard to believe, isn't it?
2010
02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:11,034
Hey.
2011
02:09:16,134 --> 02:09:18,534
One sec. Can I help you?
2012
02:09:18,667 --> 02:09:23,067
Hi. Um, my name
is Peter Parker, and I...
2013
02:09:26,700 --> 02:09:30,034
would like a coffee, please.
2014
02:09:30,167 --> 02:09:32,234
Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.
2015
02:09:39,501 --> 02:09:41,334
Doughnut for
my fellow Engineer.
2016
02:09:41,468 --> 02:09:43,334
Oh! Wait, what?
2017
02:09:43,468 --> 02:09:45,234
MIT, they're the Engineers.
The mascot.
2018
02:09:45,367 --> 02:09:47,867
Oh, right, right, right.
I should probably know that.
2019
02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:50,034
Look at you
with the school spirit.
2020
02:09:50,167 --> 02:09:51,900
Tell anybody, I will deny it.
2021
02:09:52,034 --> 02:09:53,733
Oh, okay.
2022
02:10:03,367 --> 02:10:06,201
Peter Parker? Peter Parker.
2023
02:10:06,334 --> 02:10:07,434
Your coffee.
2024
02:10:07,568 --> 02:10:09,067
- Right. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
2025
02:10:09,201 --> 02:10:10,401
Um...
2026
02:10:11,967 --> 02:10:14,034
Are you excited for MIT?
2027
02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:17,067
Oh, uh, right. Yeah.
2028
02:10:17,201 --> 02:10:20,568
Uh, yeah. Actually,
I am excited, which is weird,
2029
02:10:20,700 --> 02:10:23,000
'cause I don't really
get excited about things.
2030
02:10:23,134 --> 02:10:24,733
I kind of expect disappointment.
2031
02:10:24,867 --> 02:10:27,934
'Cause then you'll never
actually be disappointed.
2032
02:10:28,067 --> 02:10:30,034
Right?
2033
02:10:30,167 --> 02:10:31,767
Uh...
2034
02:10:31,900 --> 02:10:33,733
yeah. Right.
2035
02:10:35,134 --> 02:10:37,167
I don't know, it kind of
feels different
2036
02:10:37,301 --> 02:10:39,101
this time for some reason.
2037
02:10:49,834 --> 02:10:51,234
Right. Um...
2038
02:10:52,468 --> 02:10:54,767
What I was...
2039
02:11:03,301 --> 02:11:05,401
You okay?
2040
02:11:05,534 --> 02:11:07,667
It doesn't really hurt anymore.
2041
02:11:18,134 --> 02:11:20,568
Is there anything else?
2042
02:11:32,834 --> 02:11:34,067
No.
2043
02:11:37,633 --> 02:11:39,501
Thank you.
2044
02:11:39,633 --> 02:11:41,034
No problem.
2045
02:11:47,134 --> 02:11:49,468
I'll, uh, see you around.
2046
02:12:53,534 --> 02:12:55,101
How'd you know her?
2047
02:12:58,568 --> 02:13:00,633
Through Spider-Man.
2048
02:13:00,767 --> 02:13:01,667
You?
2049
02:13:01,800 --> 02:13:03,167
Same.
2050
02:13:08,501 --> 02:13:10,967
I lost a good friend
a while back.
2051
02:13:11,101 --> 02:13:12,633
Felt like this.
2052
02:13:14,867 --> 02:13:17,534
It hurts 'cause they're gone
and then it hurts all over again
2053
02:13:17,667 --> 02:13:19,534
because you remember
what they stood for
2054
02:13:19,667 --> 02:13:22,834
and you wonder,
"Is all that gone too?"
2055
02:13:27,167 --> 02:13:28,834
No, it's not gone.
2056
02:13:31,434 --> 02:13:33,401
Everyone that she helped...
2057
02:13:35,501 --> 02:13:37,834
they'll keep it going.
2058
02:13:37,967 --> 02:13:39,501
You really think so?
2059
02:13:40,534 --> 02:13:41,568
I know it.
2060
02:13:43,700 --> 02:13:47,167
- Take care of yourself, okay?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
2061
02:13:54,501 --> 02:13:58,468
Rent is due on the
first of the month. Don't be late.
2062
02:14:49,201 --> 02:14:51,501
Four-three-Edward,
do you need an EMS assist?
2063
02:14:51,633 --> 02:14:53,167
Negative, Central.
2064
02:14:53,301 --> 02:14:55,201
We're gonna need a car tow.
2065
02:15:40,201 --> 02:15:43,301
♪ Three
That's the magic number ♪
2066
02:15:43,434 --> 02:15:47,867
♪ Yes, it is
It's the magic number ♪
2067
02:15:48,000 --> 02:15:51,301
♪ Somewhere in
This hip-hop soul community ♪
2068
02:15:51,434 --> 02:15:53,134
♪ Was born three
Mase, Dove and me ♪
2069
02:15:53,267 --> 02:15:54,534
♪ And that's
The magic number ♪
2070
02:15:54,667 --> 02:15:56,234
♪ What does it all mean? ♪
2071
02:15:56,367 --> 02:15:58,134
♪ Difficult preaching
Is Posdnuos' pleasure ♪
2072
02:15:58,267 --> 02:16:00,034
♪ Pleasure and preaching
Starts in the heart ♪
2073
02:16:00,167 --> 02:16:01,800
♪ Something that stimulates
My music in my measure ♪
2074
02:16:01,934 --> 02:16:04,067
♪ Measure in the music
Raised in three parts ♪
2075
02:16:04,201 --> 02:16:06,000
♪ Casually see
But don't do like the soul ♪
2076
02:16:06,134 --> 02:16:08,067
♪ 'Cause seein' and doin'
Are actions for monkeys ♪
2077
02:16:08,201 --> 02:16:10,167
♪ Doin' hip-hop hustle
No rock 'n' roll ♪
2078
02:16:10,301 --> 02:16:12,334
♪ Unless your name's Brewster
'Cause Brewster's a Punk ♪
2079
02:16:12,468 --> 02:16:14,101
♪ Parents let go 'cause
There's magic in the air ♪
2080
02:16:14,234 --> 02:16:16,067
♪ Criticizing rap
Shows you're out of order ♪
2081
02:16:16,201 --> 02:16:18,101
♪ Stop, look and listen
To the phrasin' Fred Astaires ♪
2082
02:16:18,234 --> 02:16:20,367
♪ And don't get offended while
Mase do-si-do's your daughter ♪
2083
02:16:20,501 --> 02:16:22,234
♪ A tricameral system
Is now set ♪
2084
02:16:22,367 --> 02:16:24,367
♪ Fly rhymes are stored
On a D.A.I.S.Y. production ♪
2085
02:16:24,501 --> 02:16:26,267
♪ It stands for "Da Inner Sound
Y'all" and y'all can bet ♪
2086
02:16:26,401 --> 02:16:28,568
♪ That the action's not a trick
But sho'nuff a function ♪
2087
02:16:28,700 --> 02:16:30,067
♪ Everybody wants to be
A deejay ♪
2088
02:16:30,201 --> 02:16:32,067
♪ Everybody wants
To be an emcee ♪
2089
02:16:32,201 --> 02:16:33,401
♪ But no more, no less ♪
2090
02:16:33,534 --> 02:16:35,167
♪ And you don't have to guess ♪
2091
02:16:35,301 --> 02:16:37,101
♪ De La Soul posse
Consists of three ♪
2092
02:16:37,234 --> 02:16:39,700
♪ And that's the magic number ♪
2093
02:16:39,834 --> 02:16:41,767
♪ This here piece of the pie
Is not dessert ♪
2094
02:16:41,900 --> 02:16:43,401
♪ But the course that we dine ♪
2095
02:16:43,534 --> 02:16:45,534
♪ And three out of
Every darn time ♪
2096
02:16:45,667 --> 02:16:47,867
♪ The effect is "Mmmm" when
A daisy grows in your mind ♪
2097
02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:50,201
♪ Showing true position
This here piece is ♪
2098
02:16:50,334 --> 02:16:52,167
♪ Kissin' the part of the pie
That's missin' ♪
2099
02:16:52,301 --> 02:16:55,067
♪ When that negative number
Fills up your casualty ♪
2100
02:16:55,201 --> 02:16:57,301
- ♪ Three ♪
- ♪ Maybe you can subtract it ♪
2101
02:16:57,434 --> 02:16:59,568
♪ You can call it
Your lucky partner ♪
2102
02:16:59,700 --> 02:17:03,201
♪ Maybe you can call it
Your adjective ♪
2103
02:17:03,334 --> 02:17:05,000
♪ But odd as it may be ♪
2104
02:17:05,134 --> 02:17:07,267
♪ Without my one and two
Where would there be ♪
2105
02:17:07,401 --> 02:17:08,700
♪ My three
Mase, Pos and Me? ♪
2106
02:17:08,834 --> 02:17:10,334
♪ And that's the magic number ♪
2107
02:17:10,468 --> 02:17:12,000
♪ What does it all mean? ♪
2108
02:17:12,134 --> 02:17:13,834
♪ Focus is formed
By flaunts of the soul ♪
2109
02:17:13,967 --> 02:17:15,800
♪ Souls who flaunt styles
Gain praises by pounds ♪
2110
02:17:15,934 --> 02:17:17,633
♪ Common are speakers
Who honor the scroll ♪
2111
02:17:17,767 --> 02:17:19,700
♪ Scroll written daily
Creates a new sound ♪
2112
02:17:19,834 --> 02:17:21,468
♪ Listeners listen
'Cause this here is wisdom ♪
2113
02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:23,667
♪ Wisdom of a speaker
A Dove and a plug ♪
2114
02:17:23,800 --> 02:17:25,667
♪ Set aside a legal substance
To feed 'em ♪
2115
02:17:25,800 --> 02:17:27,568
♪ For now get 'em high
Off this dialect drug ♪
2116
02:17:27,700 --> 02:17:29,501
♪ Time is a factor
So it's time to count ♪
2117
02:17:29,667 --> 02:17:31,367
♪ Count not
The negative actions of one ♪
2118
02:17:31,501 --> 02:17:33,367
♪ Speakers of soul
Say it's time to shout ♪
2119
02:17:33,501 --> 02:17:35,633
♪ Three forms of soul
To a positive sum ♪
2120
02:17:35,767 --> 02:17:37,700
♪ Dance to this fix
And flex every muscle ♪
2121
02:17:37,834 --> 02:17:39,800
♪ Space can be filled
If you rise like my lumber ♪
2122
02:17:39,934 --> 02:17:41,667
♪ Advance to the tune
But don't do the hustle ♪
2123
02:17:41,800 --> 02:17:43,401
♪ Shake, rattle, roll
To my magic number ♪
2124
02:17:43,534 --> 02:17:45,334
♪ Now you may
Try to subtract it ♪
2125
02:17:45,468 --> 02:17:47,234
♪ But it just won't go away ♪
2126
02:17:47,367 --> 02:17:48,700
♪ Three times one ♪
2127
02:17:48,834 --> 02:17:51,167
♪ What is it? ♪
2128
02:17:51,301 --> 02:17:52,733
♪ One time three times one ♪
2129
02:17:52,867 --> 02:17:55,167
♪ What is it? ♪
2130
02:17:55,301 --> 02:17:56,633
♪ Three times one ♪
2131
02:17:56,767 --> 02:17:58,967
- ♪ What is it? ♪
- ♪ Three ♪
2132
02:17:59,101 --> 02:18:02,967
♪ That's a magic number ♪
2133
02:18:09,167 --> 02:18:10,201
Okay.
2134
02:18:11,700 --> 02:18:13,167
Okay, I think I got this.
2135
02:18:13,301 --> 02:18:16,934
You're saying that
this whole place here,
2136
02:18:17,067 --> 02:18:19,034
it's just tons of...
2137
02:18:20,067 --> 02:18:21,501
superpeople.
2138
02:18:21,633 --> 02:18:24,934
And he has been
saying it for hours.
2139
02:18:25,067 --> 02:18:28,167
All right, tell me again.
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.
2140
02:18:28,301 --> 02:18:29,568
There was a billionaire,
2141
02:18:29,700 --> 02:18:32,167
he had a tin suit
and he could fly, right?
2142
02:18:34,501 --> 02:18:37,434
Okay, and there was
a really angry green man.
2143
02:18:37,568 --> 02:18:39,501
- Hulk.
- Hulk.
2144
02:18:39,633 --> 02:18:41,534
And you thought Lethal
Protector was a shit name.
2145
02:18:41,667 --> 02:18:43,667
Yeah, because it is.
2146
02:18:43,800 --> 02:18:45,034
Now tell me again
2147
02:18:45,167 --> 02:18:48,067
about your purple alien
that loves stones.
2148
02:18:48,201 --> 02:18:50,834
'Cause I'll tell you what, man,
aliens do not love stones.
2149
02:18:50,967 --> 02:18:52,900
- Eddie, don't start.
- They don't.
2150
02:18:53,034 --> 02:18:55,000
Know what aliens love?
Eating brains.
2151
02:18:55,134 --> 02:18:57,234
Because that's what they do.
All right?
2152
02:18:57,367 --> 02:19:00,034
Señor, he made
my family disappear.
2153
02:19:01,401 --> 02:19:02,501
For five years.
2154
02:19:03,834 --> 02:19:04,900
Five years?
2155
02:19:07,167 --> 02:19:08,334
That's a long time.
2156
02:19:10,733 --> 02:19:12,234
Maybe I...
2157
02:19:12,367 --> 02:19:15,167
Maybe I should go to New York
and speak to this...
2158
02:19:16,667 --> 02:19:17,633
Spider-Man.
2159
02:19:17,767 --> 02:19:20,834
Eddie, we are drunk.
2160
02:19:22,201 --> 02:19:23,468
Let's go skinny-dip!
2161
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:25,034
I don't think
we should skinny-dip.
2162
02:19:25,167 --> 02:19:26,967
You have to pay the bill.
2163
02:19:27,101 --> 02:19:28,468
What is happening? No!
2164
02:19:28,600 --> 02:19:30,900
No, we just got here!
No, not again!
2165
02:19:35,534 --> 02:19:37,301
And there he goes.
2166
02:19:37,434 --> 02:19:40,367
Without paying the bill,
no tips, nothing.
2167
02:19:47,876 --> 02:19:49,842
Don't cast that spell.
2168
02:19:49,976 --> 02:19:51,976
- It's too dangerous.
- Why?
2169
02:19:52,108 --> 02:19:55,375
We tampered with
the stability of space-time.
2170
02:19:55,509 --> 02:19:57,375
The multiverse is a concept
2171
02:19:57,509 --> 02:20:00,509
about which we know
frighteningly little.
2172
02:20:02,442 --> 02:20:04,375
Your desecration of reality...
2173
02:20:05,676 --> 02:20:07,043
will not go unpunished.
2174
02:20:12,943 --> 02:20:14,542
It was the only way.
2175
02:20:19,475 --> 02:20:23,909
But I never meant
for any of this to happen.
2176
02:20:42,809 --> 02:20:43,842
Wanda.
2177
02:20:45,943 --> 02:20:48,475
Well, I knew sooner or later
you'd show up.
2178
02:20:48,609 --> 02:20:52,309
I made mistakes,
and people were hurt.
2179
02:20:52,442 --> 02:20:54,809
I'm not here to talk
about Westview.
2180
02:20:55,776 --> 02:20:57,009
Then what are you here for?
2181
02:20:57,142 --> 02:20:58,175
We need your help.
2182
02:20:59,609 --> 02:21:00,842
With what?
2183
02:21:00,976 --> 02:21:02,609
What do you know
about the multiverse?
2184
02:21:11,442 --> 02:21:12,642
I'm sorry, Stephen.
2185
02:21:15,108 --> 02:21:17,375
I hope you understand...
2186
02:21:20,009 --> 02:21:21,776
the greatest threat...
2187
02:21:22,976 --> 02:21:24,375
to our universe...
2188
02:21:32,842 --> 02:21:34,043
is you.
2189
02:21:36,876 --> 02:21:39,542
Things just got out of hand.
2190
02:21:54,069 --> 02:21:56,906
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2190
02:21:57,305 --> 02:22:57,905
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