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Previously on Pushing Daisies...
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- You only got a minute.
- I know.
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- 60 seconds.
- I know.
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What if you didn't have to be dead?
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You touch murder victims,
you ask who killed them.
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You touch them again,
they go back to being dead,
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- and you collect the reward?
- Nobody can know.
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- I can't even hug you?
- You can't touch me.
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So a kiss is out of the question?
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- Who's the funny girl stuck to Ned?
- Childhood sweetheart.
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He digs her in a way
he definitely doesn't dig you.
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Thank you for bringing me back to life.
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People aren't used to this sort
of thing. Issues of morality,
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how come she's not dead anymore?
You can't see your aunts.
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It'd be a disaster.
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This pie smells delicious.
We recently lost our niece.
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Your niece, Charlotte Charles, is dead?
Presently?
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Season 1 Episode 4
"Pigeon"
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www.All-about-Subs.fr
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At this very moment,
in the town of North Thrush,
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young Ned was...
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Lonely.
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Unable to make friends
at the Longburrow school for boys,
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he often found himself playing alone,
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with nothing but memories
of happier times to keep his company.
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What young Ned did not realize was that,
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beyond the meadow
and under the same orange sky,
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someone he loved was remembering him.
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His dog, Digby.
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In fact, three days prior,
Digby had made a decision.
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Wearied by his own loneliness
back in Couer d'Couers
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�and sensing his master's sorrow,
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Digby set out on a mission.
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Uncertain as to his exact destination,
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he ventured into the great unknown,
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guided only by the compass of his heart.
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Despite numerous distractions,
Digby was determined to find young Ned.
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the boy who had given him
a second chance at life...
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And who was his best friend.
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Upon doing so, Digby proved
that love can overcome any obstacle.
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The reunion was bittersweet, however,
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as they instantly remembered
the restrictions of their friendship.
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They could not touch,
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or Digby would die.
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Still, it was enough.
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That day, Digby vowed
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he would never again allow himself
to be separated from his master.
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The pie maker did not wish
to be separated from Chuck, who,
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in turn, did not wish to be separated
from her aunts, Lily and Vivian,
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who continued to be challenged
by social phobias.
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Unbeknownst to the pie maker,
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Chuck secretly baked homeopathic
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mood enhancers into pies for her aunts,
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hoping that a slice a day
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would herbally lift their spirits.
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You're up early.
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- I couldn't sleep.
- Lumpy mattress?
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Lumpy dreams.
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They are a lot more vivid now
than they were before I died.
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Isn't that interesting?
Just one of those... Little things.
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What are those?
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I...
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Got bit.
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Those are beestings.
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How'd you get stung by so many bees?
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And what happened to the bees that
stung you? That's a suicide attack.
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Not in this case.
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They, sort of stung me, died,
then they flew away again,
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and some other bees died.
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Do you think their honey
tastes different, cause they died?
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Wouldn't that be interesting?
Just
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one of those little things.
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I want to show you something.
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Bees!
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Your bees.
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My bees? You mean...
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No, not those bees...
New bees.
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Technically, still your bees, just
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not the bees that you knew.
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But I'm sure they're equally nice.
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You do realize that beekeeping
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within city limits
is completely illegal.
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Yes.
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And I'm almost sure I don't care.
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I can not care enough
for the both of us.
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We can plant wild flowers
on rooftops and be
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unorthodox urban honey pioneers.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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If I could hug you right now,
I know that I can't, but
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just know that I want to.
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I do.
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As Chuck considered her future
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as an unorthodox urban honey pioneer...
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Olive snook considered
how the man she loved
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seemed to be in love with someone else.
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Her affection for
the pie maker had not wavered,
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despite the romantic
threat of a dead girl,
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who wasn't dead.
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I didn't know you could do that.
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On the contrary,
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Olive's resolve had only increased
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since the realization that Chuck,
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indeed, was supposed to be dead.
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Good morning!
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Olive assumed Chuck
had faked her own death.
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She would keep the secret for now,
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as Chuck kept her secret
from the pie maker.
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There's a pie in my oven.
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That's mine.
I was practicing.
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It smells like cheese.
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Is that a quiche?
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I baked monastery gouda into the crust.
Tart apple filling.
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I thought I'd try it.
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You know what would be delicious?
Pear with gruy�re crust.
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Bet that'd be real good.
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Yeah, it would.
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Unbeknownst to Chuck,
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Olive understood the deliciousness
of pear and gruy�re...
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Thank you.
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Because she secretly
delivered that first
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mood-enhancing pie
to aunts Lily and Vivian,
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as she would deliver this one...
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But not before a collision occurred.
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I think she's dead!
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- Can you feel a heartbeat?
- I don't...
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d... do heartbeats.
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Well, they feel like this.
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Come here.
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Is that a dead bird?
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Why are you touching a dead bird?
Throw that away.
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It's swimming with disease,
and you serve food.
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Don't be such a drama queen.
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Besides, it doesn't look diseased.
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It's dead, and it's a bird.
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It's diseased.
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It's a miracle bird!
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It's swimming in miracles, not disease!
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- Maybe I should hold it.
- No, really, do you have to?
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She's obviously been through a lot,
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She seems really happy to be here.
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Having brought
a dead thing back to life,
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the pie maker fretted over who,
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or what, would pay for that life
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with its own.
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I wonder how she lost her wing.
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She doesn't seem to be in any pain.
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She's probably not in pain.
But what do I know? I'm not a bird.
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- Pigeon.
- Pigeon
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Pigeon toed as a child, but
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orthopedic shoes solved that.
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What is the rate of exchange
on the life of a bird?
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'Cause if it's equal to or greater than
mine, I need to get back to my car.
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I'm more concerned for that squirrel.
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Don't you worry.
I know just what to do with you.
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I recently made the acquaintance
of a pair of bird lovers.
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I'll consult them.
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Olive was refering
to aunts Lily and Vivian.
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Really?
Iused to know a pair of bird lovers.
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Chuck also refered to aunts
Lily and Vivian.
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Used to?
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Did they die?
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A death was involved.
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How unfortunate.
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They were both so busy
referring and inferring,
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they failed to notice
that 60 seconds had passed.
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The pie maker could
not afford such a luxury.
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It's raining dead birds!
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What's going on up there?
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What was going on up there was this...
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An out-of-control crop duster
crashed headfirst
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into the broadview luxury
apartment complex,
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killing the pilot instantly.
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His body was catapulted
out of the cockpit
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and into the living room
of one Conrad Fitch.
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Does this...
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Does this qualify as ambulance-chasing?
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I'm asking without any judgment at all.
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If you're asking without any judgment,
then, yes,
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it does.
Look for body bags.
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That's not our thing.
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Your thing is waking up dead people.
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My thing is finding dead
people for you to wake up.
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Found one.
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Why can't we just be here
as concerned citizens of the world?
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Because big daddy needs some new yarn.
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Just because there's a dead body
doesn't mean you're gonna get paid.
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Just because there's vodka in my freezer
doesn't mean I have to drink it.
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- Wait, yes, it does.
- He's not wrong.
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Plane crashes into a building.
Could mean a civil suit,
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criminal suit negligence, pain and
suffering, negligent pain and suffering.
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Chuck faust her love of the law
by volunteering
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as a stay-at-home juror
for a paraplegic judge.
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We the jury find the defendant guilty.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Unable to catch Chuck when she fell,
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the pie maker was forced to step aside,
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allowing another man to catch her.
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Thank you.
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Forgive the mess.
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The maid comes tomorrow.
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Guess I should cancel that.
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Do you live here?
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- Until very recently.
- Can you put her down, please?
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At least your collection
of nautical plates survived.
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Those were Franklin Mint.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.
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I'll be okay.
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I was feeling like I needed
to simplify my life, anyway.
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Chuck's heart went up
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to the man with the plane
in his living room,
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despite the pie maker wanting
her heart for himself.
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Suddenly, ambulance-chasing
didn't seem like a bad idea.
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The ambulance is leaving.
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You go ahead. I'm gonna stay here,
see if there's anything I can do.
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I'm sure he's fine. Statistically
speaking, his day can only improve.
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dead pilot, on the other hand,
probably has lots of last wishes.
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Yeah, like maybe he wished
he'd have turned left.
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You don't need me for that.
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- She's got a point.
- But...
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Don't argue with the woman.
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We got a dead guy to talk to.
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The facts were these...
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One Bradan Caden,
an agricultural aviator,
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was 53 years, 21 weeks, 5 days,
6 hours, and 19 minutes old,
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when his crop duster collided with
the broadview luxury apartment complex.
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It was 17 minutes after the collision,
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and Mr. Caden's insurance
agent had already rejected
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the claim on his life policy
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before the claim was even made.
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Did you see the way
he just swept in there?
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- Yeah, so?
- I don't sweep. I'm not a sweeper.
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- Yeah, it's a little showy.
- It's a lot showy.
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What's a rooftop full of bees
compared to someone
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who can catch her when she falls?
I can't catch her, Emerson.
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Can't suck on her toes, neither.
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Some women like that.
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Bradan Caden's wife, Becky,
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believed her husband
was not suicidal and was,
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in fact, a happy man.
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He was a happy man.
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These insurance people
making assumptions
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about a person's disposition.
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One should never assume.
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An insurance agent can't speak
to the deceased's state of mind.
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They didn't know the deceased.
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You did.
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Pardon me. I couldn't help but
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overhear your conversation.
I believe I could be helpful.
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May I have a word with you?
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Why are you bothering this poor woman?
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You and that white boy got some
kind of shifty going on?
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I don't know what,
but you're shifty.
253
00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:16,678
I'm here as a concerned
citizen of the world.
254
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,071
You making a dime, concerned citizen?
255
00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:20,814
Maybe one or two to rub together.
256
00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:21,753
Well,
257
00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:25,237
then, flies land on me, they pay rent.
258
00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:34,404
Excuse me. I'm j-just gonna...
259
00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:45,679
Hello.
260
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,492
Are you the fellow that
jumped on my plane?
261
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:49,453
No. A fellow jumped on your plane?
262
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,479
I was hijacked.
263
00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:51,923
Is that why your plane crashed?
264
00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,904
Oh, yes, sirree.
265
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,949
Mr. Caden.
266
00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:58,685
I was dusting soybeans,
or getting ready to,
267
00:12:58,715 --> 00:13:01,471
and dippy in a prison-orange
jumpsuit climbed aboard.
268
00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:03,475
Dippy was on board
when your plane crashed?
269
00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:05,810
But you were the only dead dippy...
Body... They found.
270
00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:07,873
Then dippy's not dead. Lucky him.
271
00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:12,417
What in the hell?
272
00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:13,680
The plane was hijacked.
273
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,130
How'd you come by that?
274
00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:16,957
DNA... ish...
275
00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:24,090
Olive Snook came to Couer d'Couers
on a wing and a prayer.
276
00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:27,200
With a gilded cage
housing the monowinged bird
277
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,647
in one hand and a pie box in the other,
278
00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:34,246
she set out to expose Charlotte Charles,
also known as "Chuck,"
279
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,557
as a faker of deaths.
280
00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:42,040
It's a carrier pigeon.
281
00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:43,866
Diseases or messages?
282
00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:46,697
Both.
283
00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:48,986
A bird with gossip.
How exciting.
284
00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,949
Do you open other people's mail?
285
00:13:52,228 --> 00:13:54,343
Well, who's the people
and how hard is it to open?
286
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,676
I don't know where that came from.
287
00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:58,970
What's gotten into you?
288
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,497
What's gotten into you?
289
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:05,385
What had gotten into both of them
was their niece's homeopathic pie.
290
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,592
As with any mood stabilizer,
291
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:10,490
moods were
a bit inconsistent at the start.
292
00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:12,093
Do you think you can fix her?
293
00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:14,215
She'll only go out there
and get hurt again.
294
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,067
Coyotes will have their way with her.
295
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,201
She was meant to fly.
296
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,570
She needs to fulfill her destiny
and deliver that message.
297
00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:24,717
A bird that stalks down his narrow cage
298
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,504
can seldom see through his bars of rage!
299
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,122
It wouldn't hurt to try.
300
00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:35,245
That's the spirit.
301
00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,462
And once we fix Pidge,
we can celebrate...
302
00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,862
By taking a trip to the pie hole.
303
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,666
It's a nifty spot
with lots of interesting folks.
304
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,196
You never know who you might run into.
305
00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:50,039
With that Olive Snook
set her plan in motion.
306
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,440
Why would we go out for pie
when you just brought us one?
307
00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,106
I'll think of a reason.
308
00:14:57,377 --> 00:15:01,294
While Olive Snook considered how to get
Lily and Vivian, out of their rut,
309
00:15:01,496 --> 00:15:04,762
the pie maker was considering
worst-case scenarios,
310
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,948
not only for a rogue hijacker,
311
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:09,918
who he had been hired to find
by Becky Caden,
312
00:15:09,982 --> 00:15:14,024
but for Chuck and the man who caught her
in a way the pie maker never could.
313
00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:15,971
They're not here.
This is bad.
314
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,888
Well, maybe they went for a stroll.
315
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:20,446
- That would not make it better.
- Well, what's worse...
316
00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,819
The two of them locked up
in the trunk of a hijacker's car
317
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,457
or sipping mimosas in a hotel room?
318
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:27,027
I'm not a fan of either scenario,
and what's that smell?
319
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,722
I thought it might be your cologne.
320
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:29,877
Who wears cologne?
321
00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,565
I wear cologne!
322
00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,086
Look.
323
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:37,936
They had coffee.
324
00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:42,588
There's something bad in there.
325
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,345
Is that the hijacker?
326
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,698
What kind of fool hijacker hides
himself in a damn coffee table?
327
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:02,697
Damn gout.
328
00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:05,254
I'm so cramped,
I feel like i'm stuffed in a trunk.
329
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,464
You are stuffed in a trunk.
330
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,580
Don't contradict an old man.
It's disrespectful.
331
00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:10,294
Did you hijack that plane?
332
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,361
What plane?
333
00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:12,694
Hell's fire.
334
00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:14,395
That thing flew into my apartment!
335
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:15,753
This is your apartment?
336
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,954
What'd I just say?
337
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,821
There I was, enjoying my daily prunes
338
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,313
and the psyllium powder
and hoping for the best.
339
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,629
And suddenly,
I see that thing flying at me.
340
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,161
If this is your apartment,
then who is Conrad?
341
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,359
What is this...
The idiot brigade?
342
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,020
Hello.
343
00:16:38,032 --> 00:16:39,036
Do you like pie?
344
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,020
It would be criminal not to like pie.
345
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,812
Everything I am,
346
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,158
everything I was,
347
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:51,379
everything that represented me
as a human being was in there.
348
00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,061
I have to start over.
349
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,024
I lost everything once.
350
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,491
- And you know what?
- Did a plane fly your living room?
351
00:16:57,506 --> 00:16:58,775
- No.
- Well, was it arson?
352
00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:01,928
No, it was something else, but I felt
a queer thrill of opportunity.
353
00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:03,653
To get new stuff?
354
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,788
To let go of everything about
me that I didn't like
355
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,851
and to hold onto
everything about me that I did.
356
00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:10,472
I've just met you, but I
357
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,809
can't imagine anything about
you that isn't something to like.
358
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:18,982
Chuck's first thought
was to quickly pull her hand away.
359
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,559
Her second thought was how nice it felt
360
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:24,227
to have someone hold her hand.
361
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,334
Sorry.
362
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,389
Was that your boyfriend back there,
363
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,191
the one who
took a step back to let you fall?
364
00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:36,877
He didn't let me fall. It was actually
a very affectionate gesture, in context.
365
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,193
If it only was the pie maker's hand.
366
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,391
Can I ask you a small favor?
367
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,247
Would you hold my hand
just for a moment,
368
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,584
but don't say anything?
And I'm gonna close my eyes.
369
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,723
All right.
370
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:13,382
In that moment, Chuck was holding
the pie maker's hand...
371
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,698
... if only by proxy.
372
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,415
It was the proxy,
that concerned the pie maker.
373
00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:27,559
I got to pee.
374
00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,847
- How did it go?
- Where did he go?
375
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:34,123
Conrad? He was going to the bathroom.
376
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,167
He's not Conrad.
He's the hijacker.
377
00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:40,641
He's going to the bathroom
in my kitchen.
378
00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,490
Boy, you miss one trip to the morgue...
379
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,603
Is this the hand you were holding?
380
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:15,013
Well, he's a great big fibber,
then, isn't he?
381
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:17,362
A great big fibber,
whose hand you were holding.
382
00:19:17,377 --> 00:19:20,016
- What's that about?
- I was... I- if you must know...
383
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,922
I was pretending
I was holding your hand.
384
00:19:23,978 --> 00:19:25,631
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
385
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,557
Well... Yeah.
386
00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:29,851
On one hand it does make me feel better.
387
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,938
On the other hand
and you were holding. It doesn't.
388
00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:33,426
Ned, he's an escaped convict.
389
00:19:33,441 --> 00:19:35,208
You didn't know that
when you held his hand.
390
00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:37,047
And p. s.,
only is he an escaped convict...
391
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,574
He's also a hijacker who's prevented
392
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,887
thousands of crops from
being aerially fertilized.
393
00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,982
And he stuffed a surly old
dead guy in a trunk.
394
00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,700
I'm not saying that he isn't guilty,
and I'm not saying that I am.
395
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,748
I'm just saying that it's not about him.
396
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:51,359
No, it's about our client, Becky Caden,
wife of Bradan Caden,
397
00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,415
the woman your handyman
widowed when he decided
398
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,887
to crop-dust someone's living room.
399
00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:57,040
Did you catch him?
400
00:19:57,838 --> 00:19:59,385
That one-armed bitch was speedy.
401
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,364
But I checked in with
my people at the prison.
402
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:03,546
You got "people"?
That's so neat.
403
00:20:03,648 --> 00:20:05,704
- Did you find out anything good?
- Yes.
404
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,565
And we're gonna need shovels.
405
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,575
Emerson Cod had learned three things...
406
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,531
First, the man
they knew as Conrad Fitch
407
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:18,451
was actually one Lemuel Winegard.
408
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,422
A low-level employee
of a company called Ornan Energy.
409
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:26,173
Second, Ornan was
an energy-based corporation
410
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:28,717
known for several types of trading...
411
00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:30,619
Plastics, steel...
412
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:31,878
and insider.
413
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:35,860
The latter cost Lemuel his right hand.
414
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:42,032
It also cost him his freedom.
415
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,636
Third, during his incarceration,
416
00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:48,212
Lemuel became known as "Lefty Lem,"
417
00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:51,684
a name given to him
by his cellmate, Jackson Lucas,
418
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:53,606
an infamous diamond thief,
419
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,529
whose final escapade resulted
420
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:58,365
in a buried treasure
that was never recovered...
421
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,863
... even after he died.
422
00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:11,804
He ended up in a prison
graveyard with his secret.
423
00:21:12,582 --> 00:21:15,181
So Lefty Lem was
a white-collar criminal.
424
00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:17,104
That makes much more sense.
425
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:19,418
Yeah, thank you.
426
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,780
Gonna get paid once
by the pilot's widow
427
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,227
when we prove
her husband's death wasn't a suicide...
428
00:21:24,321 --> 00:21:26,593
Dead bodies always lead to paydays.
429
00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:28,883
Yeah, yeah, "vodka in the freezer."
430
00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:30,376
Gonna get paid twice by the feds
431
00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,476
when they give us the reward
for kicking Lefty's ass
432
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,909
back to the clink, where he belongs.
433
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,193
Looking forward to that.
434
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,649
And gonna get paid thrice
by finding Jackson's buried booty.
435
00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:41,587
Hey!
436
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320
Hey.
437
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,467
Come to papa.
438
00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:55,323
Wait, you might want to avert your eyes.
439
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,281
There's a good chance
he'll be on the dewy side.
440
00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,192
Damn. I hate dewy.
441
00:21:59,573 --> 00:22:00,867
Are you mad at me?
442
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,383
Why would I be mad?
443
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,989
For holding
someone's hand that wasn't yours.
444
00:22:06,061 --> 00:22:08,339
Seriously...
in a prison graveyard...
445
00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:10,943
That's where y'all are gonna
have this conversation?
446
00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:13,981
You should...
breathe through your mouths.
447
00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:24,119
I'd have preferred
a little more eyeball.
448
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,348
Just touch the damn thing.
449
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,470
No, wait.
450
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,597
For what?
451
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:29,479
A little dignity.
452
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:35,940
Thanks.
453
00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:43,344
I can't see anything!
454
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,445
Am I blind?
455
00:22:44,505 --> 00:22:47,096
The good news is, you're not blind.
Bad news is, you're dead.
456
00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:49,802
Makes blind seem like
a walk in the park, doesn't it?
457
00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,365
Where'd you bury your loot, Jack?
458
00:22:53,515 --> 00:22:54,702
Why should I tell you?
459
00:22:54,737 --> 00:22:57,104
Good karma.
It's like currency in the after-life.
460
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,403
In the old windmill on the Vonroenn
Farm, at the bottom of the stairs.
461
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,824
- How much that worth?
- Plenty. Ask him about Lefty.
462
00:23:06,943 --> 00:23:08,774
Did you tell him where you buried it?
463
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:10,384
Of course I did.
464
00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:12,283
I owed him that much.
465
00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:14,110
What did you owe him for?
466
00:23:14,253 --> 00:23:15,832
Keeping the fire alive.
467
00:23:17,952 --> 00:23:19,802
All right, we got a windmill to find.
468
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:23,071
Chuck's fire may not
be alive, as far as
469
00:23:23,154 --> 00:23:25,469
her aunts Lily and Vivian
were concerned,
470
00:23:26,003 --> 00:23:28,935
but Olive was doing
her best to reidignite it.
471
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,059
Brackets.
472
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:31,556
Brackets.
473
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,108
Ribbon.
474
00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:34,116
Ribbon.
475
00:23:34,365 --> 00:23:35,329
Bejeweler.
476
00:23:35,365 --> 00:23:36,362
Bejeweler.
477
00:23:39,222 --> 00:23:40,433
Can I do one?
478
00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:42,413
Maybe the last one.
479
00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:45,676
If you like, we could bejewel
Pidge's birdhouse when we're done.
480
00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:47,695
Pidge's house is only temporary.
481
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,517
No sense in bejeweling
an empty home, is there, Pidge?
482
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:53,025
There's something so sad
about an empty birdhouse.
483
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:56,272
When one of our birds dies,
we taxiderm it immediately...
484
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,773
Put it right back on its perch.
485
00:23:57,832 --> 00:23:59,874
Vivian does wonders
with sand and thread.
486
00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:01,241
And little marble eyes.
487
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,184
It's like our birds
never left us at all.
488
00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:06,587
You can't put
everything back on its perch.
489
00:24:08,035 --> 00:24:11,394
It must have been all kinds
of horrible for you when Charlotte left.
490
00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:13,056
She didn't leave.
491
00:24:13,489 --> 00:24:14,489
She died.
492
00:24:15,113 --> 00:24:17,411
And no amount of sand or thread
493
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,106
or little marble eyes
will ever bring her back.
494
00:24:20,618 --> 00:24:23,146
But Olive didn't need sand or thread
495
00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:25,591
or little marble eyes
to bring Chuck back.
496
00:24:25,907 --> 00:24:28,161
She need a confluence of events.
497
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:29,902
Wing.
498
00:24:31,149 --> 00:24:32,841
And she was about to get one.
499
00:24:36,702 --> 00:24:37,702
Wing.
500
00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:41,122
Can I do the last bejewel?
501
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:42,881
I already did it.
502
00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:52,197
What do you think, Pidge?
503
00:24:52,739 --> 00:24:54,519
And while Olive, the aunts, and Pidge
504
00:24:54,614 --> 00:24:57,628
looked forward
to the next step in their journey,
505
00:24:59,523 --> 00:25:02,181
another journey had reached a dead end.
506
00:25:03,162 --> 00:25:04,162
Is she dead?
507
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,720
Lefty lem has officially taken the lead.
508
00:25:10,604 --> 00:25:12,216
Do you think fake Conrad killed her?
509
00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:13,123
Ockham's razor...
510
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,963
All things being equal, the simplest
solution tends to be the best one.
511
00:25:15,978 --> 00:25:18,583
I used to believe that until
you brought me back from the dead...
512
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,114
Kind of screws the theory.
513
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,220
Maybe your finger needs a new battery.
514
00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,581
Here, let me try.
515
00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,006
He did it.
516
00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:41,048
Oh! I must have dozed off again.
517
00:25:41,063 --> 00:25:42,753
Uh, can I help you?
518
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,028
We're looking for
a windmill, a Vonroenn variety windmill.
519
00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:51,048
That's funny, a young man was just
in here, asking about the Vonroenn mill.
520
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:53,273
He didn't happen
to have one arm, did he?
521
00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:54,685
As a matter of fact, he did.
522
00:25:54,783 --> 00:25:55,650
Ockham's!
523
00:25:55,665 --> 00:25:56,462
Bless you.
524
00:25:56,477 --> 00:25:57,470
Thank you.
525
00:25:57,529 --> 00:25:58,526
The windmill...
526
00:25:58,541 --> 00:25:59,539
What happened to it?
527
00:25:59,649 --> 00:26:01,141
Razed, wrecked, rebuilt, removed?
528
00:26:01,156 --> 00:26:02,149
Retired.
529
00:26:02,524 --> 00:26:04,304
No farm, no use.
530
00:26:04,779 --> 00:26:08,102
Got shipped off to "Narm"
some 20 years ago.
531
00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:10,914
Why did they send it to nam?
Did the vietnamese need windmills?
532
00:26:11,097 --> 00:26:13,822
N.A.R.M.... National area retired mills.
533
00:26:14,252 --> 00:26:18,602
Vonroenn mill has been
preserved for an historical landmark.
534
00:26:19,432 --> 00:26:21,473
I have a map here.
535
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,222
Now, that's narcoleptic.
536
00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:29,680
Necrophiliac's the other one.
537
00:26:29,851 --> 00:26:30,851
Yeah.
538
00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:32,915
Armed with a new plan,
539
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:37,511
the pie maker and associates left
the narcoleptic curator to her dreams.
540
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:40,134
Meanwhile, back in Couer d'Couers,
541
00:26:40,212 --> 00:26:42,823
a tiny friend
was planning her own escape.
542
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,435
Olive's disdain
for Chuck was split in two...
543
00:26:46,949 --> 00:26:51,218
One for stealing the pie maker's heart
and the other for breaking the aunts'.
544
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,473
You know you want
to read Pidge's message.
545
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,450
Lily would be so displeased.
546
00:26:57,559 --> 00:26:59,106
There was an incident.
547
00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:01,984
I read something that I shouldn't have,
548
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,784
and then life went
horribly awry.
549
00:27:05,936 --> 00:27:07,324
Lily never forgave me.
550
00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:08,894
She said she did, but...
551
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:10,511
she didn't.
552
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,515
Now I'm more interested in that story.
553
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,833
Let's put Pidge back into her house.
554
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,426
Pidge has left the building.
555
00:27:19,398 --> 00:27:20,398
I'm sorry.
556
00:27:20,691 --> 00:27:22,934
I'm sorry her empty
birdhouse makes you sad.
557
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,190
Maybe you could fill it
with all your Charlotte
558
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:29,205
sadness and hang it
in a special place in your soul.
559
00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:33,605
That's an awfully sad birdhouse
to have hanging in one's soul.
560
00:27:34,499 --> 00:27:36,729
Hang it someplace
you don't have to see it.
561
00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:39,803
It won't always be sad.
562
00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,916
It'll be the happiest little
birdhouse when you're ready.
563
00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,938
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
564
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:47,348
Don't encourage her.
565
00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,050
I think she looks divine.
566
00:28:01,206 --> 00:28:02,072
Son of a bitch.
567
00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:03,570
Wait! You forgot your message!
568
00:28:03,585 --> 00:28:04,582
Pidge!
569
00:28:05,243 --> 00:28:06,246
Pidge, wait!
570
00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:07,676
You forgot your message!
571
00:28:08,982 --> 00:28:11,438
As the aunts watched
Olive scream for help...
572
00:28:12,064 --> 00:28:13,064
Pidge!
573
00:28:13,378 --> 00:28:14,378
Help me! Pidge!
574
00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,849
They considered their own birdcage
575
00:28:16,921 --> 00:28:19,604
and wondered
if they were ready to leave it behind.
576
00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:22,310
A few miles away...
577
00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:26,490
Looking out across the fields and hills,
578
00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:29,413
a beautiful woman named Elsita waited
579
00:28:29,496 --> 00:28:32,195
for the man she loved
to make her heart complete.
580
00:28:34,153 --> 00:28:38,515
Little did she know
Lefty Lem was already on his way.
581
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,437
What the hell do you want?
582
00:28:41,329 --> 00:28:43,579
I'm from
the papen county historical society.
583
00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:47,198
We'd like to photograph these premises
for our 87th annual "mills of the wind"
584
00:28:47,213 --> 00:28:49,010
papen county collector's calendar.
585
00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:50,968
Where's your camera?
586
00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:53,562
It's in the car.
587
00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:55,310
You're lying.
588
00:28:56,056 --> 00:28:57,056
But I'm bored.
589
00:29:37,578 --> 00:29:38,630
Never mind the singing.
590
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,432
Keep your eye on that bird.
591
00:29:45,816 --> 00:29:47,027
You know what our problem is.
592
00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,710
If you're referring
to the touching thing,
593
00:29:48,725 --> 00:29:50,609
I see it as more
of an obstacle than a problem.
594
00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:53,294
- It's a pretty big obstacle.
- Not compared to our other problems.
595
00:29:53,309 --> 00:29:55,674
- We've got "other problems"?
- I'm gonna kill myself.
596
00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:58,285
There's so much
I'm learning about you.
597
00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,416
Such as?
598
00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:00,922
You're romantic.
599
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:02,343
When the mood strikes.
600
00:30:02,358 --> 00:30:04,034
And you're jealous
when the mood strikes.
601
00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:05,838
Everyone's a little jealous.
If you're not,
602
00:30:05,874 --> 00:30:07,239
you're probably...
603
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,403
Can we not talk about this?
604
00:30:10,439 --> 00:30:12,333
The answer to your query is "yes."
605
00:30:12,404 --> 00:30:14,624
No, actually, I want to talk about this.
606
00:30:14,705 --> 00:30:16,914
I could let it go,
but like the cat, it will come back,
607
00:30:16,938 --> 00:30:18,154
which I wouldn't call annoying,
608
00:30:18,169 --> 00:30:20,056
but there's no way
of saying "half annoying,"
609
00:30:20,071 --> 00:30:21,488
which it is a little bit.
610
00:30:21,582 --> 00:30:23,042
See?
Isn't this neat?
611
00:30:23,093 --> 00:30:25,284
We were thinking all
we had was one big problem, when,
612
00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:27,116
in fact,
we have hundreds of little problems
613
00:30:27,131 --> 00:30:29,288
that we got to sort out
before getting to the big one,
614
00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:31,547
which means
we're like everybody else in the world.
615
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,414
Except I still can't catch you.
616
00:30:37,457 --> 00:30:39,511
Yeah, we taking two cars next time.
617
00:30:41,844 --> 00:30:43,007
That's a big ax.
618
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,870
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I promise.
619
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:47,510
This is...
just a precautionary measure.
620
00:30:48,703 --> 00:30:52,026
Wouldn't it be easier if you put
the ax down, then tied the rope?
621
00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,978
It's funny...
You really are a one-armed bandit.
622
00:31:01,037 --> 00:31:03,979
Your name's not McClapping, is it?
As in The sound of one hand
623
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:07,003
'Cause names are destiny.
624
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,734
If you think Dwayne Cloggin
ain't gonna grow up to be a plumber,
625
00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:11,230
then you just think again.
626
00:31:12,357 --> 00:31:15,257
Oh, no, you didn't use
bows to tie me up, did you?
627
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,454
You take a hostage
like you tie your sneakers.
628
00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:18,974
What is your problem?
629
00:31:19,555 --> 00:31:22,546
Well, I was born into
the life of windmillery.
630
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:25,944
Are you gonna listen,
or are you gonna keep knocking?
631
00:31:25,992 --> 00:31:28,757
I'm listening. You were born
into the life of windmillery.
632
00:31:29,719 --> 00:31:31,357
Always waiting on
the wind to show up,
633
00:31:31,588 --> 00:31:34,100
so you can start work,
and I'm no good at waiting.
634
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,636
I'm tired of it.
635
00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:38,729
You sure it was the wind
that you were a-waiting for?
636
00:31:41,396 --> 00:31:42,808
Did you just say "a-waiting"?
637
00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:44,102
'Cause if you are mimicking me,
638
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,864
I will be out of these girly bows
faster than a snake through weeds!
639
00:31:46,879 --> 00:31:48,792
I wasn't thinking, and I apologize.
640
00:31:49,456 --> 00:31:52,020
it's just, well,
I have a lot on my mind,
641
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,564
and I'm in a bit of a rush.
642
00:31:53,673 --> 00:31:55,214
Where you rushing to?
643
00:31:57,884 --> 00:31:59,593
Well, I don't really know yet.
644
00:32:00,436 --> 00:32:02,525
Well, maybe you better figure that out.
645
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:10,066
Go back to your knocking.
646
00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:21,938
Come on, Pidge!
647
00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:23,064
You can do it!
648
00:32:24,127 --> 00:32:26,078
Not even a breeze
to help poor Pidge,
649
00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:28,760
Which is kind of ironic,
given the surroundings.
650
00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:30,470
Pidge! Come on!
651
00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:34,990
The pigeon growing fatigued
with each flap of her taxidermied wing,
652
00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:37,352
knew something the others did not.
653
00:32:38,977 --> 00:32:41,112
Her journey was almost complete.
654
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,151
What was that?
655
00:32:47,525 --> 00:32:48,712
It's my bird!
656
00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:57,447
That's my bird.
657
00:32:57,462 --> 00:32:59,176
What are you on about?
It's my bird.
658
00:32:59,224 --> 00:33:01,200
I'll prove it.
I wrote the note.
659
00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,003
Where's the note?
660
00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:04,256
Hello!
661
00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:06,128
Can I get my bird back, please?
662
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,161
- Your bird?
- Yes, my bird.
663
00:33:08,249 --> 00:33:09,357
She's a carrier pigeon.
664
00:33:09,372 --> 00:33:11,648
She has a message,
and she has to carry it.
665
00:33:11,707 --> 00:33:13,108
It's what she does.
666
00:33:13,234 --> 00:33:14,606
That's my message.
667
00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:17,740
Elsa?
668
00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:18,798
I'm Elsita.
669
00:33:18,974 --> 00:33:19,974
Jackson?
670
00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:21,658
I'm Lem.
671
00:33:22,219 --> 00:33:23,613
Elsa was my mama.
672
00:33:23,696 --> 00:33:25,536
Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
673
00:33:25,845 --> 00:33:28,849
- Is "bunkmate" a euphemism for...
- Not in this case, ma'am.
674
00:33:29,928 --> 00:33:32,788
There was a bitter chill
in the air the night Jackson Lucas
675
00:33:32,883 --> 00:33:35,284
found refuge in the Vonroenn windmill.
676
00:33:35,593 --> 00:33:39,379
already five days on the lam,
he knew the police were closing in.
677
00:33:40,174 --> 00:33:44,210
To preserve his dreams of one day
owning an art gallery in Mexico,
678
00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,971
Jackson decided to bury
his stolen treasure in the staircase
679
00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:50,297
of the seemingly abandoned property.
680
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,772
His heart stopped, however,
681
00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:57,405
when he saw an angelic
creature descending the stairs.
682
00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:01,274
her name was Elsa,
and this was her windmill.
683
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,902
My name is Elsa.
684
00:34:03,531 --> 00:34:04,647
This is my windmill.
685
00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:07,261
It was love at first sight.
686
00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:09,892
Knowing he had
very little time left,
687
00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:11,413
he kissed her.
688
00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:13,181
It was perfect moment.
689
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,538
The next moment...
690
00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:17,626
was not.
691
00:34:22,573 --> 00:34:23,962
I'll write you.
692
00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:26,186
Elsa kept true to her word.
693
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,347
For the next 20 years,
694
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,807
she and Jackson continued
their love affair by correspondence,
695
00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:33,908
letters sent to and fro
696
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:37,469
with the help of her virtually
untraceable carrier pigeon.
697
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,260
Until the day Jackson knew
698
00:34:40,366 --> 00:34:42,990
he would no longer
be able to keep his promise.
699
00:34:44,171 --> 00:34:46,842
Someone else
would have to do it for him.
700
00:34:48,729 --> 00:34:51,399
After Jackson died,
I started to plan my escape.
701
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:53,571
It took me two years.
702
00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:56,048
And all that time,
I kept writing to Elsa.
703
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,509
At first, I was writing out of loyalty
704
00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,954
to the man who taught me
the ropes in prison, but...
705
00:35:01,109 --> 00:35:02,628
after a while, I...
706
00:35:03,221 --> 00:35:04,788
started to develop...
707
00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:06,718
A condition?
708
00:35:07,133 --> 00:35:08,409
For Elsa...
709
00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:10,285
At least, I thought it was Elsa.
710
00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:14,363
And mama made me swear on her deathbed
that I'd never stop writing to Jackson,
711
00:35:14,423 --> 00:35:16,904
said it would break
his heart to learn that she died.
712
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:19,551
But each letter
was more beautiful than the last,
713
00:35:19,596 --> 00:35:21,704
and I found myself
looking forward to them.
714
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,916
Well, your letters
were beautiful, too.
715
00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:25,755
What's the big whoop?
716
00:35:26,729 --> 00:35:28,462
Pidge brought them together.
717
00:35:29,152 --> 00:35:30,779
How did she lose her wing?
718
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:33,675
I took her with me on the plane
when I busted out of prison.
719
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:37,140
She flew out the window after takeoff
and went right through the propeller.
720
00:35:38,045 --> 00:35:39,766
Pidge crashed the plane.
721
00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:41,250
Oh, Pidge.
722
00:35:41,817 --> 00:35:44,388
- What happened to the diamonds?
- Diamonds?!
723
00:35:52,795 --> 00:35:54,160
Holy crap!
724
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,821
Holy crap!
725
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,444
Now, now, let's not panic.
726
00:36:04,575 --> 00:36:07,993
I'm sure it's just the mailman
or a windmill-to-windmill salesman.
727
00:36:09,026 --> 00:36:10,393
Let me handle it.
728
00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,570
As Olive peep through the peephole,
it occurred to her that,
729
00:36:19,665 --> 00:36:23,035
while the carrier pigeon
was safe inside the windmill,
730
00:36:23,462 --> 00:36:26,316
the same could not be said
for the sitting duck
731
00:36:26,363 --> 00:36:28,547
currently waiting on the doorstep.
732
00:36:39,742 --> 00:36:42,478
This was the moment
Olive Snook had been waiting for.
733
00:36:42,775 --> 00:36:46,502
She need only open the door
to expose Chuck's deceit to the aunts,
734
00:36:46,609 --> 00:36:48,698
and the pie maker could be hers.
735
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,298
It was everything Olive wanted...
736
00:36:51,915 --> 00:36:52,915
and yet...
737
00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:58,741
She knew that the aunts
would be traumatized by the discovery
738
00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:01,791
that the late Charlotte Charles
was late no more.
739
00:37:02,644 --> 00:37:03,790
In that moment,
740
00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:06,246
Olive felt the angry fire in her heart
741
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,536
extinguished by a light breeze.
742
00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:11,955
She had grown fond of Lily and Vivian
743
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,400
and could not bring
herself to hurt them.
744
00:37:23,064 --> 00:37:24,175
Afternoon, gang!
745
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:27,635
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Pie delivery.
746
00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:29,047
Tart apple, I believe.
747
00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:30,983
With those two words,
748
00:37:31,303 --> 00:37:32,431
Chuck knew.
749
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,968
Her aunts were inside.
750
00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:39,608
If you know what's good for you,
751
00:37:39,643 --> 00:37:41,526
and I think you do,
you'll give me two minutes.
752
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,541
- Why?
- What for?
753
00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:44,274
- Okay.
- Goody, then.
754
00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:50,306
Who was it?
755
00:37:50,603 --> 00:37:53,275
Wrong mill. Must happen
a lot around here, huh?
756
00:37:53,975 --> 00:37:56,987
Anyway, I feel just awful
that we've taken up so much of your day.
757
00:37:57,002 --> 00:37:58,615
We should really be going.
758
00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:00,966
Do you mind if we use the back door?
759
00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:04,381
I just wanted to take a peek
at your garden on the way out. Thanks!
760
00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:05,713
Bye!
761
00:38:08,726 --> 00:38:09,726
Ned.
762
00:38:09,848 --> 00:38:12,910
Do you remember before, when I told you
all the things I'd learned about you?
763
00:38:12,934 --> 00:38:14,776
Jealous, romantic, jealous.
764
00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:15,975
I felt I had to say it twice.
765
00:38:15,999 --> 00:38:17,766
Right. Well,
now might be a really good time
766
00:38:17,789 --> 00:38:20,104
for you to write down
all the things you learned about me.
767
00:38:20,282 --> 00:38:22,082
Well, that way, if stuff happens...
768
00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:24,917
just remember the list.
769
00:38:25,249 --> 00:38:26,249
Time's up.
770
00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:29,858
Well, now, wasn't that a nice outing?
771
00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:31,515
I could use a drink.
772
00:38:31,565 --> 00:38:34,482
Young people depress Lily
because she's afraid of dying.
773
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,188
As Lily wondered
whether she was afraid of dying
774
00:38:38,203 --> 00:38:40,148
or simply missed feeling alive.
775
00:38:40,543 --> 00:38:44,247
She allowed herself
one deep breath of fresh country air.
776
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,878
I don't think we've been out since...
777
00:38:48,352 --> 00:38:49,452
Charlotte?!
778
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,680
No need to yell her name.
779
00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,351
I think heaven's closer than we think.
780
00:38:57,222 --> 00:38:58,222
I agree.
781
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,372
Hand up!
782
00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:19,731
Lemuel, I'll write you!
783
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:25,824
The pie maker
and the girl he called "Chuck"
784
00:39:25,919 --> 00:39:29,385
marveled at love's power
to conquer all obstacles...
785
00:39:30,058 --> 00:39:31,553
Distance and time...
786
00:39:33,512 --> 00:39:35,280
Hardship and pain...
787
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,591
A lack of reciprocation...
788
00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:43,760
Even death.
789
00:39:44,601 --> 00:39:47,035
Your husband was a great pilot.
He didn't kill himself.
790
00:39:47,071 --> 00:39:48,721
A pigeon did, by accident.
791
00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:54,400
With pidge's help,
the long-distance love affair
792
00:39:54,483 --> 00:39:57,248
of Lefty and Elsita
continued to soar.
793
00:39:58,811 --> 00:40:00,411
And the pie maker realized,
794
00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:04,014
that while some obstacles
may never disappear...
795
00:40:06,977 --> 00:40:08,111
Care to dance?
796
00:40:09,361 --> 00:40:10,461
Yes, please.
797
00:40:16,589 --> 00:40:19,817
You can always find
a way to work around them.
798
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:38,867
You caught me.
799
00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:40,286
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00:40:41,085 --> 00:40:43,085
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801
00:40:43,355 --> 00:40:45,355
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