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開車呀！
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怎麼搞的？！你怎開車的？
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沒事…沒事！很快…很快
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前面開車呀…
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你來泊吧，我不行呀
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至激、阿中、阿炮，你三個混旦去了那裡？
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有沒有九菜？！混旦！
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大哥…大哥
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我去拉屎呀
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等一下去拉不會屎毒攻心而死吧！
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把車開去停車場
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阿中呢？
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大哥，我在這兒
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你在這時候去買六合彩？！
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大哥，連續兩期沒有人中獎
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我怕明天忘了買
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有沒有預我一份？
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你上兩期還沒有…
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把3724泊在前面吧
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替我先墊付不行嗎？
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輸打贏要，你豈不是很便宜！
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滾開！我沒空跟你玩
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怎麼今晚火氣這麼大？！
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將他們罵得狗血淋頭的
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吃「蕉」吧你！
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死三八！
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老兄，這車位我等了很久
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不會吧？耍狠呀？
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帥哥，別說我耍狠
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你要泊那個車位嗎？
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真的要泊嗎？
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我沒所謂，我只是混口飯吃
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你真的要泊嗎？我讓給你呀！
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不用怕！
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怎麼搞的？！ 算了吧！
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讓他泊好了，走吧，讓他泊好了
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好眼力，好眼力
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卸膊昌，你過來
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你和三個手下找一天不背黑鍋行不行
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客人投訴沒有人泊車呀
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你們怎麼搞的？
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我已經把你升職，你該有好的表現給我看
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別老是做扶不正的阿斗
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老總，夠了，罵我到此為止
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我叫手下將你的車擦得乾乾淨淨好嗎？
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你這輩子做人總是不爭氣
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回家好好反省一下吧
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說什麼「這輩子」？！
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我現在死了嗎？
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過來呀！你這兩個混旦…
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你這個「長毛」的就只會搖頭幌腦
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早晚連頭也搖下來呀！
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我…
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你一定是喉頭長了一顆大瘡
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說話總是有一半沒一半的！
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還有那個整天廢話
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說了等於沒說的馬後炮呢？
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他去了那裡？
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不知道呀
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躲懶呀？不用幹活嗎？
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叫他「冰錘」真沒錯
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有事沒事罵個沒完
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炮哥，我真的很喜歡他
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那怎麼辦呢？
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其實現在妳最需要朋友的支持
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妳需要有人願意把半個肩膊借給妳
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但仔細一想，我又恨他
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妳恨他就對了
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妳現在應該放縱自己，盡情發洩
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發洩之後妳就會舒服多了
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你怎麼用咬的
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炮哥，我現在舒服多了
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可以讓我再發洩一次嗎？
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我早知妳這妖女不會便宜我的
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你這混旦，又在泡妞！
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不是呀！大哥
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泡妞不叫我？
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Linda自殺，我在開解她
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妳又自殺？！第三次還是第四次？！
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怎麼妳總是死不了的？
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別哭啊！你真討厭！
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別管他，他真賤！
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大哥，兩三天前我已料到她想自殺了
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那你不早說？讓我盯著她
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不對啊！如我早說讓你盯著她
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她就不會自殺
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她不自殺又怎能證明我早就知道呢？
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媽的！
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我早知道你會罵我的
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振作點！這期的金多寶大獎我投注了
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如果中了獎，男人多得甩不掉呀！
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發財了！
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大哥，要湊一份嗎？
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湊你媽的！
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你們都是倒霉鬼，我自己去買好了
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大哥，上次替你墊付六百多元，你該還我們
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還什麼？！繼續買，繼續算
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這是什麼意思？
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昌，會計部給你的
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開除我？！太沒人情味吧？
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什麼？這是報稅表
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「代客泊車」也要報稅？！
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你升了職做總務部長！是職員
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別以為還是從前的小腳色
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跟我好好學習，穿西裝裝斯文
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你看看你，十三不搭的
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真的要報稅嗎？
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怎樣填呢？
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卸膊昌，認識你這麼久，還是首次光顧
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簽個名字，搞定！
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就這麼簡單？！
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早知道就不用來
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有封英文信，我收了很久
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加拿大寄來的
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看看郵票就知道了
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律師信？！
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你有產業在加拿大嗎？
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神經病！
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「Deprived」意思是剝奪、阻止、擋止、不能享受
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老兄，你也算是看懂英文律師信嗎？
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卸膊昌，這封信是你老婆發出的要控告你呀
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大哥，原來你有老婆？！
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你老婆給你生了個兒子，對不對？
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我要你看相嗎？對不對？
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先別生氣！
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根據加拿大離婚條例第三十六條
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第四十二條和九十八條
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還有撫養權條例第…
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老兄，你說出重點行嗎？
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你老婆…
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不，是前妻 棄婦！
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他的前妻，你的棄婦
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她控告你離婚後沒有關心過兒子
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沒有盡做父親的責任
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她請求法庭剝奪、阻止、擋止…
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你不能享受探望兒子的權利
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就這麼
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三八！毒婦人！
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我要反告她，跟她拚一拚，我才不怕她
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大哥，你有錢打官司嗎？
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小孩子很快長大
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說真的，認識你這麼久
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也不知道你有兒子，今年多大？
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你兒子叫什麼名字？
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難怪你老婆玩陰的，發律師信給你！
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你兒子叫Jason，今年九歲半
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你怎麼知道？
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你兒子一定說得一口流俐英語
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你會講會聽嗎？
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大哥，你怎麼做人家爸爸的？
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我不會做人家老爸
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但我會做人家大哥
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喂…我找葉婷
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你好，這是華葉公司 我找葉婷
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我們暫時未能接聽你的電話
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葉婷…我要找葉婷
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三八！別耍花樣！快叫她聽電話
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謝謝
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去死吧！
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你去死吧！
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三八！總是喜歡搬家
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怎麼不去做苦力呢？
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先生，麻煩你幫我拍一張全家福好嗎？
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先生，麻煩你…按這裡呀
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謝謝
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等一下，先生
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笑一下啦
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乖乖…笑一下啦，叔叔照相了
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謝謝
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笑！
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笑大一點…
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笑大一點就來照！
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可以了，先生…就這樣了
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這個好
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照相了…笑一個
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不管你信不信，他兒子快十歲了
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突然有這麼大的兒子？
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殺了我也不相信！阿昌結過婚？！
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說我什麼？你們倆不用幹活了？
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走了…喝完就走了
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你是不是有一個很英俊的兒子？
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有沒有相片，拿出來看看
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我真多謝你了！
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不關我事！我說過這種事人家早晚會知道
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有兒子有什麼奇怪！
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離婚有什麼奇怪呢？！
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被老婆控告有什麼奇怪呢？
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去！
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發罰單呀！
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大哥，車鑰匙呀
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大哥，還有兩輛車沒有餵角子呀
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等一等，對不起，馬上放錢
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長官，給一次機會吧，馬上就開走
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長官，多給一次機會吧，真的馬上走
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長官真仁慈
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長官，多給一次機會吧，我馬上開走
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耍什麼花樣呀？
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你究竟開走那一輛？
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所有都開走…所有都開走
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所有都走？！
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好，我所有都發罰單
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長官，用不著那麼囂張吧！我記著你
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什麼？恐嚇我嗎？
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對不起…上車…長官，我們走了
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對不起，長官，馬上就走
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對不起，長官
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我們走了
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長官，我們真的走了
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我蓋著它看你還抄什麼，抄手指！
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我記性好！這是後面那輛的
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你怎麼搞的？我說了馬上走，你還發罰單？
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有種就連那二輛也發罰單
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三百二十元我沒錢付嗎？
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我知道你的號碼，我一定投訴你
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你少囂張！豈有此理
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大哥，罰單由你付錢嗎？
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誰拿著就誰付錢好了
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又不負責任？！
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你以為扔掉就行了嗎？
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我找阿昌！
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阿昌？！那個阿昌呀？
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嗨
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你好！
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別跟我說這是你老婆！
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很正點
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多年不見，你一點也沒改變
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還是那麼大脾氣
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妳變就行了
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看來蠻富泰啊，生活很好吧？！
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我來的目的不是跟你吵嘴
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這樣吧，找個地方坐下來聊聊吧
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這兒不能聊嗎？
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你不是這樣待我吧？！
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我老遠飛回來找你！
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餘情未了嗎？
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好，我們合唱一首「分飛燕」吧！請
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搞什麼鬼？！
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大哥，原來你老婆這麼漂亮！
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不是老婆！是棄婦
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大哥，我們明白的
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以她的質素，你不棄她早晚她也會甩你
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她不甩掉你就是彩鳳隨鴉了？！
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隨什麼？
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彩鳳隨…吔！
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兒子是我的！我喜歡何時見他就見他
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不想見他就不見他
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我環境稍為好一點我一定會去見他
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兒子快十歲了
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他不會相信他爸忙得抽時間見他也不行
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你有沒有盡過做父親的…
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妳別誣衊我！
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妳喜歡搬家嘛！妳喜歡由小房子搬大房子
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我怎麼能跟著妳呀？
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Jason經常都寫信給你
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他學會寫字就經常寫信給你
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我也有寫信給他
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不錯…你曾經回了兩封信和一張照片
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而且是很多年以前的事了
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他寫英文嘛！我怎看得懂呢？
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去學呀！為了兒子去學點英文吧
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根本你就是不努力，不長進
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媽的！妳別教訓我
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你別說髒話！每次理屈詞窮就說髒話！
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你以為我還是從前那個只會忍氣吞聲
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替你洗衣燒飯補破襪子的那個女人嗎？
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Jason經常問我，他爸是怎麼樣的
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我隨便說你是做汽車生意的
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他就對所有汽車都感興趣
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我不想他失望
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那妳找汽車大王做他老爸
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現在是他說一定要見親生父親
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我已經帶他來香港
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看來，你不會拒絕見你的兒子吧？！
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我將Jason交給你
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我去北歐做生意
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兩星期之後回來接他走
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老實說
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是不是兒子長大變了傷殘或者低能呢？
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現在是你要爭取撫養權
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我就給你一個機會去帶孩子
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如果你會帶他，兩父子相安無事的話
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我就會考慮撤回我給你的律師信
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你不反對吧？！
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帶孩子是吧？！帶孩子而已！
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小孩子，有吃有喝就行了，沒什麼大不了
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對啊！
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但是這一代的孩子很懂事，頭腦很精靈的
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真難得！多年不見
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你的笑容仍然那麼討厭
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我是女人也讚她漂亮
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看什麼看？！沒見過我罵人嗎？
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閒著沒事做，我叫老總臭罵你們一頓好嗎？
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今天給我面子，別罵我
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走吧
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別罵呀…別罵呀
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沒必要做替死鬼！快閃啊，閃呀！
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走為上著！
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怎麼你打扮成這樣？
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我一向都這麼時髦，是你不接受新潮事物
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你正經一點行嗎？
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我沒什麼不正經！
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我只想兒子知道真正的我是怎樣的
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我怎麼知道妳在兒子面前說過我什麼壞話
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你別冤枉我！我從沒有在他面前說你的壞話
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我才不相信
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嗨，爸爸，真高興見到你
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你好
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Jason，你要跟爸爸生活兩個星期，沒問題？
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別擔心，我們一定相處得非常愉快
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爸，對不對？
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對！
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你知道他說什麼嗎？
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Time，時間
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他不是問你幾點呀！
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他說的加拿大英語難聽得懂
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三八！
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Jason，上車吧
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好的
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Jason每天要吃什麼東西我都寫下來了
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行了
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還有，別忘了給他吃維他命丸
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行了
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他很容易著涼的
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知道了
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拜託你，留個好印象給你兒子
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抱抱我
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什麼「亨」呀！
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擁抱呀！我想兒子覺得我們的關係好一點
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用不著那麼假吧！虛偽精！
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那你跟他說你是賭徒
331
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經常失業欠下一屁股債
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弄得老婆要跟你離婚吧
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混旦！
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拜拜，毒婦
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拜拜Jason，我愛你
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拜拜媽媽，我也愛你
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乖啊
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拜拜 拜拜
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你不會說英語嗎？
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你會講…中文嗎？
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當然！
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會聽，會講？
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會！
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早點說嘛，小子！
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我不是不會說英語
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但是我們中國人應該有民族尊嚴
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應該多說中文
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好的！媽日常都是跟我說中文的
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00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,240
我緊張的時候就一定要說英語了
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你媽平常「唱」我的時候，說中文還是英語呢？
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什麼？
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唱什麼？唱什麼歌呀？
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00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,280
沒什麼…沒什麼
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喂，小子
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請叫我Jason好嗎？
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00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,920
好的
357
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,640
老爸有好東西送你
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謝謝
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00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,720
我也有一份禮物給你
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一起拆吧，好嗎？
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00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,000
好的
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00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,800
懂得玩嗎？
363
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,880
現在已經沒人玩這種遊戲機了
364
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,840
現在流行CD-ROM呀
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無論如何，謝謝你，你真好！
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來，戴上吧
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這是什麼？
368
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,920
這是什麼？
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給你賽車時用的
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賽車？我賽車？！
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對啊，你看
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他是誰？
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你開玩笑嗎？
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00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,120
這是你啊！我小時候你寄來給我的
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是我嗎？
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00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,200
對啊！你贏過多少個冠軍呀？
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00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,160
誰跟你說我是賽車冠軍？
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00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:24,400
媽媽說你是全香港最頂級的賽車手
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三八！真被她害慘了
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00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,840
我很久沒賽車了
381
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不要緊，反正你曾經是英雄
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說中文好嗎？
383
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,360
我很「拜」你呀
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00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,760
你不是「拜」我！你是很崇拜我
385
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,240
我死了你才會拜我
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對！我很「拜」你呀
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00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,240
鳳爪、牛肚、魚頭什麼的
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鳳爪吧
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坐下來吃東西吧
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00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,920
美味魚頭和鳳爪，要不要
391
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,800
大嬸，妳瞎了眼睛嗎？我正在吃
392
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,400
不用錢的話就放下來
393
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,760
走開，別擋著冷氣
394
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,280
幹嘛不吃？
395
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,800
你怎麼不洗手？
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00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,080
我為什麼要洗手？
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00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,400
你的手很髒
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00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,360
我用筷子，又不是用手抓
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00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,320
媽說不洗手的話不合衛生
400
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,560
還有，這些手指、腳趾，真噁心
401
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你意思是說我叫的東西你不吃了？
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00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,640
有沒有人教你別浪費食物？
403
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是你點的！你可沒有問過我
404
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,400
我要先問你？！
405
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,040
大人叫你吃什麼你就吃什麼
406
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,600
乖孩子一定要聽大人的話，知道嗎？
407
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,080
我點的我吃，你點的你吃自己
408
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自己吃，不是吃自己
409
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,160
我從沒見過小孩像你那麼挑剔
410
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,720
我不是一個普通的小孩
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你應該先問我的意見
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媽也會先問我
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媽是媽，我是我
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我跟你說，我也不是一個普通的老爸
415
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我最討厭小孩又嚕嗦又多說話，像你一樣！
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00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,520
老實說，你令我很失望
417
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,720
我從沒想過我爸是這樣的
418
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,360
春卷、布甸
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麻煩，我要布甸
420
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好的…這個吧
421
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,440
謝謝！
422
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,560
不客氣！這孩子真有禮貌
423
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,840
還有，你很沒禮貌！
424
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,400
人家給你東西你都不說謝謝
425
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,840
謝什麼謝？我用不著謝她
426
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,000
她是個賣點心的，這是她的職業，她有酬金的
427
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,880
我們不用付她錢嗎？謝謝她？
428
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,240
她向我道謝才差不多！
429
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,800
小子…
430
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,000
請叫我Jason
431
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:59,720
好的！Jason，誰生你下來的？是你老爸我
432
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,920
你這麼有禮貌，那向我道謝吧，謝我吧
433
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,160
對不起！你說錯了，是媽生我的
434
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,000
你肚子也沒能力生孩子啦！
435
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,120
結賬
436
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,000
不行！你點的東西要吃光了才能走
437
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,880
你說過不能浪費食物
438
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,320
真有你的！我沒說過不吃？
439
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,840
你笑的樣子真像你壞老媽！
440
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,760
還要帶著你十多天，真糟糕！
441
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,040
兒子
442
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,280
我們議和吧
443
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,080
爸爸帶你去一個很好玩的地方，好嗎？
444
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120
在那裡呀？
445
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,320
悶死啦，爸爸，別再玩吧
446
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,480
這是給那些沒腦袋的小孩玩的
447
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,240
我九歲半了，應該玩一些刺激點的遊戲
448
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,080
長大了？！喜歡玩刺激的遊戲？！
449
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,440
行！很刺激的！上來吧
450
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,440
刺激？！了不起了！敢應我嘴？
451
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,360
你棒極了！
452
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,760
停呀爸爸！夠刺激了…
453
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,440
停呀！…爸爸！夠刺激了！
454
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,360
長大了？！
455
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,280
爸爸，我很暈
456
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,080
以後多吃魚頭少應嘴就不會暈了，來吧
457
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,000
說真的，他真是卸膊昌的兒子？
458
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,800
一點也不像她媽，看來像我多一點
459
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,680
他真的很可愛！讓我先討點便宜
460
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,520
別呵癢，我怕
461
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,920
他還沒成年
462
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,280
那就適合我
463
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,080
他這麼俊，一定很討女孩歡心
464
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,840
Jason，有沒有女朋友？
465
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,720
我才九歲半
466
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,880
外國小孩不是很早熟的嗎？
467
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,160
包裡放著什麼？看看有沒有安全套？
468
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,320
沒有啊！沒有兔子
469
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,480
學校不准我們帶寵物的
470
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,440
不過我有一個袋子
471
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,240
袋子？拿出來看看
472
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,720
你經常帶著袋子回學校嗎？
473
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,920
去露營時一定要帶，每個同學都要帶
474
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,200
什麼？有什麼用？
475
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,920
這是螢光棒
476
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,240
能用十二個小時
477
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,520
這是水，夠用六個小時
478
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,560
這是小吃
479
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,680
別吃掉
480
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,720
還有呢？
481
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,200
這是I.D.
482
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,520
是你呀？
483
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,080
這是家庭照片
484
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,400
人家找到了之後就可以叫我父母來救我
485
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,120
到時候你已經死了
486
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,720
還可以寫信，寫給你最喜歡的人
487
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,360
寫給誰呢？
488
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,040
一封給媽媽，一封給爸爸
489
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,920
不過，現在又要再寫了
490
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,320
如果妳要寫信，妳會寫給誰？
491
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,240
我想，就算我寫給他，他也不會知道
492
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,680
我做錯了什麼？
493
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,320
不是因為你
494
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,120
真的挺好吃！
495
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,000
好玩
496
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,320
瘋子
497
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,080
很好玩 好吃
498
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,120
別哭…別哭！我雙倍買給你
499
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,560
Linda，妳哭就是了，怎麼惹得孩子也哭起來？
500
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,800
你們這些混旦！惹得我孩子哭了！
501
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,280
我有空啊！怎麼你們不玩我？
502
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,440
你想得美！
503
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,400
怎麼了？
504
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,720
我兒子怎會無緣無故哭起來？
505
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,600
Jason，誰欺負你，告訴我吧
506
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,400
是不是你？
507
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,760
昌哥，不是我啊！別要我「吃死貓」
508
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,720
自己招認的就給我隨便捏一下算了
509
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,320
是不是你？
510
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,280
不是我
511
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,920
不是你就一定是你
512
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,840
不是我，是她們
513
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,280
爸爸！算了吧
514
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,520
「吃死貓」？是什麼意思？
515
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,520
吃死…
516
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,880
「吃死貓」就是被人家冤枉的意思
517
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,040
謝謝你！帥哥
518
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,640
我會想想有沒有人值得我寫信給他
519
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,920
你呀，千萬別長大
520
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,720
你想說什麼？
521
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,040
不對嗎？男孩長大了就變成臭男人了
522
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,160
走吧…走吧，神經病的！
523
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,200
幹什麼？
524
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,240
很噁心啊
525
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,120
噁心？！長大後你就會知道，兒子
526
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,560
還真像我
527
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,800
早知昨晚就不用收拾得那麼辛苦，臭小子！
528
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,720
你想怎麼樣？想怎樣？
529
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,400
還會還手？
530
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,960
爸爸，你也喜歡看漫畫嗎？
531
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,640
你說過，噁心的東西不看，看其他的
532
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,920
好的！
533
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,720
爸爸，你也喜歡看汽車雜誌嗎？
534
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,520
你的獎盃呢？
535
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,640
什麼盃？
536
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,440
獎座呀
537
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,000
爸爸，你拿過那麼多冠軍
538
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,720
照片呢？在那裡？
539
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,000
全送給朋友了！那只是一種虛榮
540
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,400
怎麼不給我留一點給我？
541
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,440
這張是不是證書呢？
542
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,440
李立昌
543
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,000
DNF？！DNF是什麼？
544
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,520
DNF是一個國際大賽，參賽的全都是國際車手
545
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,960
英文名字我記不起來了
546
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,600
小子，快換衣服睡覺
547
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,040
我還沒洗澡
548
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,200
你還沒替我調水
549
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,000
我替你調水，誰來替我調水？
550
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,760
媽每天都替我擦背
551
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,120
你媽把你寵壞了
552
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,760
你長大了，大孩子當然是自己洗澡
553
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,680
乖，從今天開始好不好？
554
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,680
你還沒替我拿衣服
555
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,640
衣服就在裡面，你自己去拿吧
556
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,160
你媽怎麼把你教得那麼懶惰！
557
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,520
去
558
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,200
我自己也不知道該穿那件衣服
559
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,840
每天都是媽拿衣服給我
560
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,680
浴室在那裡？
561
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,560
說中文
562
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,400
洗手間
563
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,080
年紀這麼小就會發脾氣了
564
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,320
看「骨精強」有什麼好介紹！
565
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,800
我睡那兒？
566
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,840
旁邊吧
567
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,520
爸爸，問你一個問題
568
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,120
你真多問題
569
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,720
為什麼人家都叫你卸膊昌？
570
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,800
什麼是「卸膊」？
571
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,560
「卸膊」的意思…
572
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,160
你看老爸的肩膊，是不是斜向下的
573
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,520
所以他們都叫我「卸膊」昌
574
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,360
爸爸，我也是「卸膊」的！你看
575
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,320
當然啦！你是我兒子！你有我的遺傳
576
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,600
快睡吧
577
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,960
你還沒說故事
578
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,760
什麼？
579
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,560
媽每天晚上都說…
580
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,920
別再提你媽
581
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,200
我是我，你媽是你媽
582
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,880
我不用跟著你媽咪的做法
583
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,960
對不起
584
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,640
算了！睡覺吧！別說了
585
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,000
求求你，講個故事好嗎？
586
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,600
好吧，講一個故事給你聽好了，來吧
587
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,400
很久很久以前…
588
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,440
有一個人叫「骨精強」
589
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,480
什麼？
590
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,520
「骨精強」就是白骨精，西遊記裡面的白骨精
591
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,880
有一次，孫悟空得到消息
592
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,640
說牛魔王要一網打盡油尖旺的「骨女」
593
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,840
什麼是「骨女」？
594
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,960
白骨精的女兒就是「骨女」
595
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,120
她們有什麼厲害絕招？
596
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:45,960
她們的絕招多的是，十八般武藝樣樣皆能
597
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:52,840
比如冰火五重天、鳳爪炆肉腸
598
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,680
千里追魂簫、觀音坐蓮等等…每樣都很厲害
599
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,640
戰鬥能量有多少？
600
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,040
照保守估計，足夠大戰三日三夜不眠不休
601
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,720
孫悟空知道這次將會遇到強敵
602
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,000
於是他揮動他的金光棒，不停的搖
603
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,000
越搖越大，越大他就越用力搖
604
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:19,920
最後變得西瓜般粗，然後左一棒右一棒的
605
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,080
你笑什麼笑？你知道我說什麼嗎？
606
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,040
不說了，睡覺吧
607
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,480
不說了，你會笑的，睡覺吧
608
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,600
大哥，你悶不悶？
609
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,000
你們去了那裡？
610
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,320
在洗澡，你來吧
611
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,000
洗澡？！我剛洗過
612
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,200
有新貨色
613
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,560
不過可以再洗一次
614
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,160
等我，別走開，就這樣
615
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,240
我回來了
616
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,080
幹嘛？！裝酷嗎？生氣嗎？
617
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,240
你好，我是Angela
618
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,480
我以為…
619
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,440
我叫Jason，你好嗎？
620
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,800
你以為我是我爸爸嗎？
621
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,920
是呀，原來是阿昌的兒子
622
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,720
對啊
623
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,400
我來睡覺而已，沒什麼的
624
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,120
沒關係，一起睡，好嗎？
625
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,240
好的
626
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,720
晚安
627
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Jason，漂亮嗎？
628
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,040
漂亮
629
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,240
大減價我才可以買得起
630
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,800
還有這雙鞋子，好不好看？
631
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,440
好漂亮，我說真的
632
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,560
謝謝
633
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,880
不客氣
634
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,120
你爸爸有沒有在你面前提過我？
635
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,160
沒有，我認識他才一天吧
636
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,560
這麼滑稽！
637
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,680
他有沒有在你面前提過我？
638
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,520
提過
639
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,320
他認識我…
640
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,880
大概十年了
641
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,320
他這個人沒心肝的，我也是偶然才見到他
642
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,280
什麼聲音？
643
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,240
我肚子餓
644
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,120
吃東西吧
645
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,640
好！吃漢堡飽
646
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:38,240
Jason…Jason
647
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,000
Jason，你躲在那裡？
648
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,720
別跟我玩捉迷藏，老爸已經很累了
649
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,480
Jason…Jason
650
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,240
很重啊
651
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,440
Jason
652
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800
爸爸
653
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,320
你怎麼搞的？去了那裡？
654
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,800
害我到處去找你
655
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,760
我沒事呀！
656
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,320
這麼久不回來，一回來就拐帶我兒子
657
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,720
我們一見鍾情
658
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,400
做不到你老婆也可以做你媳婦
659
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,520
你看，女人真壞
660
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,520
你才壞死！丟下我不理
661
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,080
對！我們告他虐待兒童
662
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,280
我們走吧
663
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,240
走吧
664
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,520
去那裡？
665
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,840
來吧！快來呀！
666
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,360
你沒事吧？
667
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,640
我有什麼事呀？神經病
668
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,760
很少人像你，玩過山車也會哭
669
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,000
你也玩得要吐，我又為什麼不能哭呢？
670
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,120
爸爸，你膽子這麼小，怎能去賽車呢？
671
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,880
什麼？賽車？！
672
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,640
妳不知道我爸爸以前是賽車冠軍嗎？
673
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,000
這麼威風？
674
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,000
我昨晚沒睡！玩這種車當然會不舒服
675
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,440
我認識你三年，也不知道你是賽車冠軍！
676
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,040
你認識我的時間短
677
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,960
別以為很了解我
678
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,880
你看，他得過DNF大獎呀！
679
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,200
真是啊！現在比從前胖了三個碼！
680
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,880
人會發育嘛
681
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,520
你全身都發育，只有腦袋不發育
682
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,800
妳呢？妳那裡發育呢？妳告訴我…
683
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,720
爸爸，我們再去玩一次好嗎？
684
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,840
說一說都會吐，看你爸真沒用
685
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,680
真討厭！難得見面，你又是那副德性
686
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,240
妳也夠討厭！要來就來，要走就走
687
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,680
把我家當是公寓
688
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,600
你一向都不介意的
689
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:42,320
別跟我說你現在開始緊張我，對不對？
690
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,240
對啊！我真的覺得妳很重要
691
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,200
所以我有件事想求妳
692
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,400
好的
693
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,400
可以幫我做兩個禮拜的乳娘嗎？
694
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,880
餵大的還是餵小的呢？
695
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,640
當然大小都餵
696
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,480
你休想！
697
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,600
昨晚你去了那裡？
698
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,640
我去了洗澡按摩，怎麼了？
699
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,400
那就好了
700
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,520
妳是什麼意思？
701
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,880
人家問我，「你和你男朋友怎麼樣？」
702
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,480
我說不錯
703
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,920
「掟煲不掟蓋，偶然來一場友誼賽」那一種
704
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,240
「掟煲不掟蓋，偶然來一場友誼賽」？
705
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,680
打什麼友誼賽呀？乒乓球嗎？
706
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,800
對呀！開球
707
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,240
我拍
708
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,520
我擋
709
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,200
我拍
710
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:26,960
我擋
711
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,520
我拍
712
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,480
我擋
713
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,360
我拍拍
714
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,680
我擋擋
715
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,440
我拍拍
716
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,440
你們肚子痛嗎？
717
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,880
不是！我們肚子餓
718
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,400
那麼，多吃點吧
719
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,760
小陳，我留我兒子在這裡五分鐘
720
00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,920
我很快回來接他 行…
721
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,920
Jason，別到處亂跑
722
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,040
大包圍！填票弄得手也軟了
723
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,480
怎麼你不買電腦票？
724
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,920
人腦都信不過，信電腦？
725
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,440
如果讓我中了…
726
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,640
怎麼搞的？礙手礙腳
727
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,680
你怎麼搞的？是我先叫的
728
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,400
怎麼樣？
729
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,240
叫什麼叫？叫你三姐嗎？
730
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,840
你真沒文化，半點斯文也沒有！搞什麼的？
731
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,320
開車 去那裡？
732
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,480
往前開呀
733
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,920
拜拜
734
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040
這樣就走了
735
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,040
他的樣子…
736
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,520
他有齙牙的！
737
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,440
他氣得像爆血管似的！
738
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,640
不知道要不要替他叫救護車呢？
739
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,760
叫救護車沒用，也會被人家捷足先登
740
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,520
他氣得躺在地上，牙齒掉得滿地都是…
741
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,280
腦袋像中槍似的…
742
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,720
這你也想得出，你真賤！
743
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,160
怎能跟你比？我不賤你可不開心
744
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,680
幹嘛？ 你兒子
745
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,320
司機，請停車！我兒子…
746
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,240
老兄，這兒是禁區
747
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,240
那裡才能停呢？
748
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,920
玩得這麼開心，多玩一會吧
749
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,280
再過三個路口就可以下車
750
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,840
長官，請相信我，我真的沒看到他
751
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,760
你懂法例的
752
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,120
他老爸快回來了，立刻…
753
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,240
他回來了
754
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,800
爸爸
755
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,640
卸膊昌，怎麼你去這麼久？差點給你害死
756
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,560
長官，這是他爸爸
757
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,760
沒事，走吧 等一等
758
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,280
什麼事？不是要抓我們吧？
759
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,400
你是他什麼人？
760
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,360
我是他老爸，看樣子就知道
761
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,160
我是警察，不會看相
762
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,400
身份證明文件
763
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,760
不是吧，長官！看我們父子倆的樣子
764
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,360
就知道我們不是偷渡客
765
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,080
外國身份證，加拿大護照
766
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,560
這是英文的
767
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,400
請你們跟我回警署
768
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440
為什麼？
769
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,160
你沒看新聞嗎？最近有很多小人蛇和假證件
770
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,600
我的英語水平又不好
771
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:11,400
長官，別這麼生氣！小誤會
772
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,880
剛才我跑來喘不過氣，語氣重了點
773
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,360
我也很氣，站了這麼久
774
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,960
我明白
775
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,040
去買六合彩，把小孩子丟在這兒
776
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,520
你們怎做人家父母的？
777
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,560
他是他老爸，我不是他老媽
778
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,200
你跟他有什麼關係？
779
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,480
我們很久沒有過關係了
780
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,200
沒關係的話就閉嘴
781
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,400
這次放過你們，下次警方可以控告你…
782
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,040
長官…
783
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,880
不用說了，走吧
784
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,400
這年代的警察都不講理
785
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,880
Jason，別生氣，對不起
786
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,080
他老是丟下我，他不會照顧我！
787
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,520
你這臭小子多長幾歲就好了
788
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,960
那我們就可以一起去買六合彩
789
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,440
就不用被那警察臭罵我
790
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,280
我被他罵得狗血淋頭的，多丟臉
791
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,000
你一點也不關心我，你是不是不喜歡我？
792
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,120
我喜歡小孩少發問
793
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,600
少說話，不嚕嗦，聽大人話
794
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,200
就像海洋公園的海威一樣，多受歡迎
795
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,760
牠全聽訓練員的話，只要揮揮手或者吹哨子
796
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,000
無論潛水、游泳、站立、頂球翻筋斗牠都照做
797
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,320
只要餵牠吃幾條死魚就行了
798
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,840
怎會像你那麼麻煩？兒子！
799
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,040
爸爸，牠是海威，我是Jason
800
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,000
牠吃死魚，但我不吃「死貓」
801
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,640
誰教你的？
802
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,680
你呀
803
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,880
走吧！「死狗」
804
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,720
姐姐，死狗是什麼意思？
805
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,240
「死狗」，就是…
806
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,360
好了，可以吃
807
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,080
真香！
808
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,600
讓我來試一試
809
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,880
小心
810
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,000
真美味
811
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,080
謝謝
812
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,760
你從來沒做過飯給我吃
813
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,560
我不喜歡做飯
814
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,960
為什麼？
815
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,440
不喜歡就是不喜歡
816
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,120
怎麼不喜歡就不喜歡？真麻煩
817
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,680
我還生氣
818
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,240
不是吧？！你是男孩，那有生氣這麼久？
819
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,960
我非常非常失望
820
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,920
講中文呀
821
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,400
你令我好好失望呀
822
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,160
你說話像你老媽並不稀奇
823
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,120
連你說話也像他那討厭的老媽！奇怪！
824
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,640
我現在說你呀！
825
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,680
你不會說「謝謝」，也不會說「對不起」
826
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,440
你該向我說對不起的
827
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,400
兒子，你不是這樣吧？
828
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,800
你丟下我，都不照顧我
829
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,840
是她要買六合彩！都是妳錯，最壞是妳
830
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,800
你這樣推卸，不對
831
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,840
不關她的事！你！向我道歉
832
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,240
吃飯吧！這麼多說話
833
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,520
你再說我就打電話叫你老媽帶你走
834
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,560
我恨你
835
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,960
Jason…Jason
836
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,080
你這樣不行的！你怎能帶孩子呢？
837
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,520
小孩不應該只跟著他媽媽
838
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,240
像女的一樣，既小器，又斤斤計較
839
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,720
別找藉口，別將責任全推在女人身上
840
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,960
你是個男人！
841
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,920
你這樣怎能跟你老婆爭兒子呢？
842
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,200
你不能做一個住家男人
843
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,240
妳呢？妳是個女人
844
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,960
妳不喜歡做飯，又怎算是個女人呢？
845
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,560
我跟你說，我以前很喜歡做飯的
846
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,640
但每次我想入廚房的時候，男人們就已經…
847
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,840
所以我才不喜歡做飯
848
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,760
所以我很恨進廚房
849
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,080
就是這樣！
850
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,360
去哄兒子吧
851
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400
神經病！要我去哄他？！
852
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,640
去吧，走呀
853
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,280
別推我…
854
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,760
進去吧
855
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,720
這件事嘛…
856
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,640
怎麼你不告訴我你有一輛方程式跑車呢！
857
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,760
好棒啊！
858
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,440
我有很多模型車，還有一輛法拉利！
859
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,720
在那裡呀？快找出來吧
860
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,200
讓我看看，應該在這兒
861
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,160
對了
862
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,720
這是什麼型號？
863
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,600
F50呀
864
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,640
讓我看看！
865
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,520
你找到沒有？
866
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,080
Porsche
867
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,200
這是什麼型號？
868
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,520
959
869
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,120
應該還有一輛
870
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,080
看！好棒呀，四驅車！
871
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,440
真了不起！連四驅車都知道
872
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,920
當然啊！爸爸你知道嗎？
873
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,480
什麼？
874
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,520
我家裡有一百多輛車
875
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,600
兒子，你真威風！
876
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,040
當然
877
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,080
好棒呀你，對不對？
878
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,200
爸爸，可以把DNF獎狀送我嗎？
879
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,200
忘了還有一輛…讓一讓
880
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,160
這麼小？！
881
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,320
漂亮嗎？
882
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,320
很漂亮
883
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,160
你的衣服到處丟，可不可以掛好呢？
884
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,000
如果我將衣服掛好
885
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,480
你嫌不嫌我礙手礙腳呢？
886
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,520
各位觀眾早安，謝謝收看警察交通消息
887
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,720
爸爸，起床啦
888
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,320
我肚子很餓！快煮早餐給我吃
889
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,360
幾點呀？
890
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,280
八點正
891
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,160
讓我多睡一會兒
892
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,920
今天天氣很好呀
893
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,160
就算鈔票從天上掉下來我也不起床
894
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,520
去找Angela姐姐吧
895
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,040
爸爸起來呀！我餓死啦
896
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:03,120
求求你讓我睡，我從沒這麼早起床
897
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,720
今天天氣很好呀
898
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,560
我不管，我要喝早茶
899
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,240
我不管，我要喝豆漿
900
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,360
我不管，我要吃漢堡飽
901
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,600
神經病！當然是有錢的人作主
902
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,640
我沒錢嗎？
903
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,680
我也有錢呀
904
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,880
走吧！
905
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,480
好，走得最快那個人作主吧
906
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,040
狼吞虎嚥的！肚子很餓嗎？
907
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,080
吃叉燒飽吧，以型補型
908
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,080
是雞球大飽
909
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,440
你乾脆說茶壼吧
910
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,480
有適合你的！麻煩你
911
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,080
芝麻卷，最適合你！以型補型
912
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,720
Angela！
913
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,400
衰鬼
914
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,960
那是誰？
915
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,400
以前的老相好
916
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,680
那是「煲蓋」吧？！
917
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,440
阿廣，很久不見！看來混得不錯
918
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,320
蠻不錯
919
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,000
你局部發達了
920
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,320
沒辦法，最近忙著到處去
921
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,840
澤文前兩天興之所致，叫我去北京陪他喝酒
922
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,880
現在登輝很煩惱，叫我明天去台灣安慰他
923
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,840
兩岸都吃得開
924
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,400
沒辦法！好朋友多
925
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,560
那個是誰？
926
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,040
跑街
927
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,040
跑街
928
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,280
我先走了，今晚我不回來吃飯
929
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,080
有空我就打電話給你們
930
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,200
Jason，我回來時給你買禮物
931
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,360
還不去追Angela姐姐？
932
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,640
我幹嘛要追她？
933
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,880
她是你女朋友
934
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,440
不是啊！誰說的？
935
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,720
她在你家睡覺
936
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,800
她無家可歸
937
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,160
就像代客泊車一樣
938
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,200
什麼意思？
939
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,800
她知道我那兒有位子，暫時停泊一會
940
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,640
Angela姐姐幾時回來？
941
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,880
被人甩掉就回來
942
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,920
你們還沒睡覺嗎？
943
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,840
我回來拿點衣服
944
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,640
阿廣說要帶我去台灣玩
945
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,680
他跟當地電影界朋友很熟的
946
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,560
我想這也是一個機會啊
947
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,440
給點意見吧
948
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,480
出入平安
949
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,360
我走了，拜拜
950
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,160
送給你的
951
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,040
看看喜歡嗎？
952
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,720
謝謝Angela姐姐
953
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,040
妳可不可以留下跟我們在一起？
954
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,680
我朋友在下面等我
955
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,600
我走了，拜拜，保重
956
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,360
拜拜
957
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,920
睡覺，關燈
958
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,680
用不著抱著她送的車一起睡吧？！了不起
959
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,440
睡覺吧
960
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,960
這是冒牌貨，脫色的
961
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,400
救火，快來，就這樣子
962
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,400
行了…休息半秒
963
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,640
不行！
964
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,800
爸爸，對不起
965
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,840
對不起
966
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,600
回家吧，回家吧
967
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,040
兒子，別這樣盯著老爸行嗎？
968
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,480
你懂嗎？你還小，很多事情…
969
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,040
有很多事情我都不明白
970
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,280
對了！男人嘛，就像…
971
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,720
你很喜歡吃一樣東西
972
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,480
你就經常都想吃
973
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,320
當你想吃又吃不到，心就會心緒不寧
974
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:10,080
就像吃薯條，吃薯條一定要加蕃茄醬
975
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,760
吃薯條不加蕃茄醬就沒味道
976
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,320
我們算不算好朋友？
977
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,840
你要我尊重你
978
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,360
那你是不是也要尊重我呢？
979
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,640
我有私隱，我也該有選擇權
980
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,080
我當然尊重你
981
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,280
那就沒事了？
982
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,480
這是品味問題
983
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,400
你的品味太差了
984
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,040
大傻！你一定是喜歡大傻！
985
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,680
大傻！你喜歡大傻
986
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,200
我何時跟你說過我喜歡大傻？
987
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:51,240
別再提她！她就像蕃茄醬一樣
988
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,840
兒子，你說話別太刻薄
989
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,840
你不折不扣是薯條，她呀？
990
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,600
是蕃茄醬！
991
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,360
臭小子…臭小子
992
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,320
夠了…夠了
993
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,880
濕透了！糟糕了！別再鬧了
994
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:45,160
別再鬧了，要翻臉了，弄濕了！
995
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,120
別再玩呀！
996
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,080
看，弄到這樣！是不是傻瓜？
997
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,320
不是
998
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,320
那是什麼？
999
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,360
是超人
1000
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,320
叫你別再鬧的
1001
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,640
Jason
1002
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,440
Jason…
1003
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,120
過馬路要小心車，會被撞倒的
1004
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,800
你是不是男孩？你要生氣到什麼時候？
1005
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,680
開口說句話好嗎？
1006
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,040
兒子，你一點也不像我，太小器了
1007
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,240
我生氣過不了三分鐘
1008
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,800
你打我是你不對
1009
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,800
我們是中國人，都會打孩子
1010
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,400
你叫我薯條也不對，我是你老爸
1011
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,320
我讓你打算是扯平，好嗎？
1012
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,720
沒你那麼野蠻
1013
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,760
陰晴不定
1014
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,360
跟我玩的時候就好朋友
1015
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,360
玩不過人家就兇巴巴的打我
1016
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,880
都不知你何時是朋友，何時是老爸
1017
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,960
我跟你玩一個遊戲，贏了有獎好嗎？
1018
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,680
我很有本領，我蓋著眼睛
1019
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,200
我不看，只聽
1020
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,440
我也知道來的是什麼車，信不信？
1021
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,360
你不信嗎？我試給你看
1022
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,200
平治房車
1023
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,680
我知道你不信，我再試給你看，來
1024
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,240
銀色寶馬…
1025
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,560
你偷看！
1026
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:09,560
我那有偷看
1027
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,480
我明明看到你這樣
1028
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,760
好的…
1029
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,360
你騙我！
1030
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,760
我騙你都是希望你開心
1031
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,400
我再試！來，大家這樣對著
1032
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,520
不准看！我們來比賽，看誰能聽得出來
1033
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,600
法拉利
1034
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,000
保時捷
1035
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,920
再來…
1036
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,640
這是什麼？林保堅尼
1037
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,440
哈利摩托車
1038
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,320
好棒啊！我贏了！
1039
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,840
行了！不用這麼大聲叫，行了…來吧
1040
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,000
繼續
1041
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,400
兒子，這一輛你一定不知道！什麼車？
1042
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,040
不知道
1043
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,440
不知道嗎？聽著
1044
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,880
是一輛小型客貨車，上面有兩個太保
1045
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,000
我不信
1046
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,000
你怎麼會知道？
1047
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,000
這是香港的特色，你當然不知道
1048
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,360
再加上你老爸我夠機靈
1049
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,200
你真機靈
1050
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,000
你也不錯！你是個小機靈
1051
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:37,840
怎麼樣？
1052
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,200
按這個按鈕啊，快點
1053
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,880
那一個？ 這個按鈕
1054
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,360
這個是「pass」，下一個是long pass
1055
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,640
完了…
1056
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,120
我不准你比我快
1057
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,320
停呀
1058
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,000
你…
1059
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,280
不准你比我快
1060
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,840
別說老爸不徵求你的意見
1061
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,280
你喜歡吃香腸煎雙蛋
1062
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,720
還是雙蛋煎香腸
1063
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,000
還是兩樣一起煎呢？
1064
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,080
你起不起床呀？
1065
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,720
我不想吃早餐
1066
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,160
Jason，起來吃中飯
1067
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,640
你吃完隨便買些給我就行了
1068
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,880
新鮮出爐漢堡飽
1069
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,640
你好
1070
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,200
Jason
1071
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,320
阿中和阿炮帶了他去玩
1072
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:12,720
有吃的？！正合我，我餓得很
1073
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,600
幹嘛？不歡迎我？
1074
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,160
幹嘛樣子那麼憔悴！
1075
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,840
這次沒收穫嗎？
1076
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,120
你那大塊頭叔叔呢？
1077
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,360
別再提他了，差點被那混旦害死！
1078
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,520
早知道他平時有吸大麻的習慣
1079
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,680
誰知道他過海關帶著兩袋大麻
1080
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,680
還好我嫌那袋子不是名牌，沒幫他拿
1081
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,160
要不然我現在已經在台灣坐牢
1082
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,120
那就好！反正我沒去過台灣
1083
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,080
旅行連探監，一舉兩得
1084
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,680
你很想我坐牢嗎？
1085
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:00,400
我發覺最近跟你說話，你一定搶白我
1086
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,040
我只是希望提醒你
1087
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,240
你想我改，怎不直接說呢？
1088
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,800
你要我為你改變，你就一成不變
1089
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,000
這樣公平嗎？
1090
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,080
其實很容易，你只要說一聲「我妒忌」
1091
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,600
或者叫我替你做飯
1092
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,560
或者說一聲「我愛你」
1093
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,400
其實哄女孩很容易
1094
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,720
問題是你肯不肯去哄
1095
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,360
說吧
1096
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,080
說什麼說？！神經病
1097
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,040
說我喜歡聽的話
1098
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,400
你這裡長了一條很大的毛
1099
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,720
我兒子跟人家談判？在那裡？
1100
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,120
大家都是來玩的
1101
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,560
一起玩好了，一個玩不了這麼多
1102
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,520
不過你要守規矩
1103
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,200
對啊！玩遊戲機不排隊
1104
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,840
插了隊還想打人？
1105
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,240
小子，你真夠兇
1106
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,040
這麼兇，你今年多大？那裡唸書的？
1107
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,680
炮哥，別用暴力
1108
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,160
你要先玩，可以跟我說
1109
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,480
我們談判，好嗎？
1110
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,520
他活像個小教父，真棒
1111
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,720
你兒子真了不起
1112
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,400
你看他，連談判也這麼斯文，挺有風度
1113
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,440
將來長大了一定迷倒不少女孩
1114
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,760
熱死了，別靠著我好不好？
1115
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,960
幹嘛？還不握手，想喝尿嗎？
1116
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,960
好！待會我請你們喝汽水
1117
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:46,640
好啊
1118
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:47,960
這個大哥應該向他學習
1119
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,320
罵完之後起碼有得吃
1120
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,440
看不出他這麼大方，這小子真是的！
1121
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,680
爸爸
1122
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,520
我剛認識了一些新朋友
1123
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,480
我答應請他們喝汽水
1124
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,520
這是我爸爸，他是賽車冠軍
1125
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,880
你聽過DNF沒有？
1126
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,400
沒有
1127
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,400
沒什麼大不了的
1128
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,240
老大，真有你的？
1129
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,320
你兩個幹嘛？還不去買汽水？！
1130
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,720
明白！買汽水，跟我來
1131
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,960
你好威風
1132
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,440
沒什麼大不了
1133
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,720
這你也會說？！誰教你的？
1134
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,520
你剛才說的
1135
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,240
好事你沒學得這麼快
1136
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,720
Angela姐姐，妳又回來了？
1137
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,720
是不是被人家「飛」掉？
1138
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,920
又是你教他的嗎？
1139
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,080
我說你飛了去台灣
1140
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,800
你確是經常都飛來飛去
1141
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:45,760
阿昌，你有接班人了，虎父無犬子
1142
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,480
別說啊
1143
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,840
為什麼呢？
1144
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,680
跟著我有什麼用？！只會害了他
1145
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,720
現在每天都睡到日上三竿
1146
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,400
還有，經常宵夜當早餐
1147
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,560
說話比我更像大哥
1148
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,240
跟他們非常合襯
1149
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,560
那多好，拉近距離，消除隔膜
1150
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,120
很好笑嗎？
1151
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,520
你是否告訴他，你是賽車冠軍？
1152
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,040
是誤會
1153
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,320
這麼丟臉的事，你一定不會向他解釋
1154
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,000
你知不知道他跟人說，他爸爸很威風
1155
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,160
小孩很認真的
1156
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,000
聰明！
1157
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,440
你想我兒子跟他老媽，會不會好一點？
1158
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,600
不會，跟你也不錯
1159
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,400
你也是跟著我，好不好？
1160
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,720
如果你肯的話，總比沒得跟的好
1161
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:40,480
你和我兒子跟著我，最終只有三個字
1162
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,120
你最喜歡聽到的那三個字
1163
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,760
「沒前途」！
1164
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,000
真漂亮
1165
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,920
如果跟著我，你別妄想做花車裡的新娘
1166
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,680
幹嘛？你認識那個新娘嗎？
1167
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:17,720
是我老婆
1168
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,640
葉婷，葉婷
1169
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,760
來吧，我們回家吧
1170
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,160
走吧
1171
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,880
臭小子，你早就知道
1172
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,240
你明知你老媽要改嫁，你守口如瓶？！
1173
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,400
我快要做人家的兒子
1174
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,880
所以我才在這兒
1175
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,360
我想見我親生父親
1176
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,400
叔叔很有錢，有很多朋友
1177
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,920
在香港也有很多
1178
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,600
媽請你去她的婚禮
1179
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,200
我才不去
1180
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,160
你媽是女巫！想出這鬼主意
1181
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,240
不去的話又說我小器
1182
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:20,720
我幹嘛要去？我去那說什麼？
1183
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,880
跟她老公說我跟他老婆曾經什麼嗎？
1184
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:27,040
我知你一定會這樣，一早不想拿出來
1185
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,840
你是不是很喜歡你那個新爸爸？
1186
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,160
你一定喜歡他了，因為他有錢
1187
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,960
難道你喜歡這個窮老爸嗎？
1188
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,200
只要媽開心，我不管
1189
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,520
Jason我支持你
1190
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,480
你一把年紀也比不上你兒子那麼會想
1191
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,320
閉嘴！你在這兒有發言權嗎？
1192
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,000
你閉嘴！
1193
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,960
你剛說過希望你兒子有前途
1194
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,360
現在又想不開
1195
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,320
幹嘛這麼生氣呢？
1196
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,720
氣你兒子騙你？
1197
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,720
你也有騙人
1198
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,840
DNF！
1199
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:03,000
如果我是你，就大大方方去參加婚禮
1200
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,320
跟你老婆的老公打好關係
1201
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,680
將來Jason也會過得好一點
1202
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,480
好！決定去吧，我也去
1203
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,400
去什麼去？人家有請你嗎？
1204
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,520
你是什麼身份？
1205
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,040
我是你親密女朋友，又是Jason好朋友
1206
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,000
身份夠特殊了吧？
1207
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:25,440
爸爸，我們這就去！去吧！
1208
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,720
去吧
1209
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,160
好的！去！我一定去
1210
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,680
妳真漂亮啊！恭喜妳
1211
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,840
妳真漂亮啊！恭喜妳
1212
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:11,480
很漂亮！很有氣派
1213
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,120
輕聲點，土包子！
1214
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,760
謝謝
1215
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,520
還有，Very much
1216
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,160
你好 你好
1217
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,560
媽
1218
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,960
Jason！
1219
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,360
媽，恭喜妳呀！妳今天很漂亮！
1220
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:35,520
謝謝
1221
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:38,880
謝謝
1222
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,200
你老婆呢？
1223
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,880
歡迎，歡迎
1224
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,560
恭喜
1225
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,920
謝謝
1226
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,200
我來介紹
1227
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,000
阿昌，李立昌
1228
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,160
Wallace
1229
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,400
Jason的爸爸？！我很喜歡你兒子
1230
01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:59,440
他很乖很機靈
1231
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,840
像他老爸
1232
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,360
這是Angela
1233
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,080
她是我媽，這是我的新爸爸
1234
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:05,800
很高興認識你
1235
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,080
你好，幸會
1236
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,040
Jason，我帶你見見我的朋友
1237
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,520
對不起，失陪了
1238
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,720
恭喜妳 謝謝
1239
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,600
妳真是很漂亮，妳的皮膚很漂亮呀
1240
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,280
謝謝
1241
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,320
很簡單，磨皮就行了
1242
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,600
很有效的，對嗎？
1243
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,520
不知道，我沒磨過
1244
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,200
沒磨過皮，那一定洗過腸了
1245
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,560
聽說洗完腸，人會變得輕盈
1246
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,280
不過聽說很辛苦的
1247
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:35,400
要將兩條手指般粗的管插進肛門
1248
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,200
不好意思，失陪了
1249
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,880
你真失禮，連肛門都說得出來！
1250
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,280
我說的是事實
1251
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,040
那倒是！
1252
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,640
你還沒說屁眼呢！
1253
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,840
她真的很高貴
1254
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,440
我想她嫁給你的時候
1255
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:18,200
絕對沒現在那麼風光
1256
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,320
我想我這輩子都比不上她
1257
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:38,000
這好，想一些實際的事情
1258
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:41,720
我去洗手間
1259
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,440
想不到你會來
1260
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,480
很驚喜
1261
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,400
Jason跟我說，最近跟你在一起很開心
1262
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:58,960
謝謝
1263
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:04,640
怎麼說你們都是父子，有感情是天生的
1264
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,120
不過我發覺Jason說話時粗鄙了很多
1265
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,280
什麼「paul guy」泡妞
1266
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,840
還有，什麼叫「PK」？「PK」是什麼？
1267
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:20,560
我不是想要教訓你
1268
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,640
我只想你知道
1269
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,760
父親對一個男孩的重要性
1270
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,560
你所做的一切，都是他的榜樣
1271
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,920
我知道你很要面子，又喜歡說謊
1272
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,000
但是對一個兒子來說
1273
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,000
尊嚴和誠實比面子更重要
1274
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:46,960
有件事我想求妳
1275
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,280
我想帶兒子去看我賽車
1276
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,400
賽車？
1277
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,000
答應我
1278
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,720
我想了卻件心事
1279
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,080
別亂動！洗頭呀
1280
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:06,760
救命呀
1281
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:10,800
叫什麼救命？！洗澡！快…
1282
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,840
爸爸，我何時才會長毛毛呢？
1283
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:29,800
你年紀還這麼小，等發育吧
1284
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,200
有毛毛是不是表示我已經長大？
1285
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,920
你年紀已經不小了，知道嗎？
1286
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,760
回加拿大，別再要媽替你洗澡
1287
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,360
自己洗呀，知道嗎？
1288
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,280
丟臉的！
1289
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,880
你們倆父子怎麼洗那麼久
1290
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,480
吃飯了
1291
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,360
女人不能進來
1292
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,000
小孩子，怕什麼？
1293
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,280
快點呀！菜已經涼了
1294
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,680
我有了新爸爸，我也想有新媽媽
1295
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:02,720
你想說什麼？
1296
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,320
我想Angela做我新媽媽
1297
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,520
夠了，夠了
1298
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,000
對不起
1299
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,920
什麼？
1300
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,080
爸爸那天不應該打你
1301
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,000
對不起
1302
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,560
沒關係
1303
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,840
我也要道歉
1304
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:42,600
你不是薯條，你是賽車英雄
1305
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,000
我以你為榮
1306
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,280
講中文
1307
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,840
我仍然「拜」你呀
1308
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:54,200
兒子，你不是拜我，你是崇拜我
1309
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,000
站好呀！
1310
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,440
爸爸，你寫一封信給我
1311
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,520
放在我的求生囊裡
1312
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:08,720
抬頭
1313
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,200
每人都有一封家長信
1314
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,440
你會看中文嗎？
1315
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:17,000
大不了我學中文，或是你學英語呢？
1316
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,600
當然是你學中文
1317
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,320
好，為了你我學中文
1318
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,760
那麼，你也去學英語
1319
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,200
好漂亮呀！好豐富呀
1320
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:35,680
看來棒極了！
1321
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,200
還不知道味道怎麼樣，兒子，預備
1322
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,800
一、二、三
1323
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:45,560
好味道
1324
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,120
真的嗎？是不是哄我開心？
1325
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,800
這麼快就吃完一碗
1326
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,320
我真的這麼成功嗎？
1327
01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,760
謝謝
1328
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:02,680
什麼？
1329
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,160
謝謝
1330
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,360
好吃好吃！繼續繼續
1331
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,440
姐姐盛飯，謝謝
1332
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:33,160
爸爸，我還是跟著你，不是更好嗎？
1333
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:38,560
不行！你跟著媽，用心讀書
1334
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:41,600
將來我們見面的時間多的是
1335
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:43,520
好的
1336
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,240
我有件事要告訴你
1337
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,080
但我怕你聽到之後會失望和不開心
1338
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:51,640
說吧，我不會不開心的
1339
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,480
你知道老爸為什麼被叫「卸膊昌」呢？
1340
01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,800
你肩膊斜斜嘛，你說的
1341
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:01,680
我說謊而已
1342
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:05,040
「卸膊」的意思就是，不負責任和沒勇氣
1343
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,600
你不是
1344
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,760
知道什麼是DNF呢？
1345
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,920
DNF？！賽車大獎…
1346
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,200
DNF的意思是還沒完成
1347
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:22,240
那次是你老爸這一生，唯一的一次賽車
1348
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:26,360
但沒有完成，所以就是DNF
1349
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,640
你說謊
1350
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:31,880
很失望？
1351
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,280
但是老爸說的是真話
1352
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,760
沒關係
1353
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:47,360
你明天賽車一定成功
1354
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:52,000
我參加比賽是證明我再不是卸膊的DNF
1355
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,280
我一定可以完成賽事
1356
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,680
你別客氣
1357
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,680
你也別客氣
1358
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,320
你別別客氣
1359
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,920
你別別別客氣
1360
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,480
你別別別別客氣
1361
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,960
你別…客氣
1362
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:13,800
你別…客氣
1363
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:24,960
大哥，舒服嗎？
1364
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,640
怎麼樣？行嗎？
1365
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,920
糟了大哥！這次糟糕了
1366
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,560
你可以說一些吉利的說話嗎？
1367
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,680
三十六個賽額，你排第三十七
1368
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:35,520
你不能入圍
1369
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,000
不是吧？
1370
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,200
我花了二十多萬，拚盡也不能入圍？！
1371
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,560
這Q是什麼意思？
1372
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:45,200
是不合格的意思
1373
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,120
那怎麼辦？你被他們淘汰了？
1374
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,280
那怎麼辦？
1375
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:49,520
那不是不能進場比賽？
1376
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,280
撞了！行了…
1377
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,920
撞得這麼嚴重，一定不能修理
1378
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,520
這次真是感謝上天，不能開玩笑！
1379
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:02,480
你說什麼？
1380
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,760
你什麼意思呀？
1381
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,000
拉緊一點…拉緊一點
1382
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,720
大哥，不用怕！見車過車，見彎拐彎
1383
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,120
你以為我是大閘蟹嗎？透不過氣了
1384
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,480
鎮定點，我看好你，一定要完成
1385
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,560
大哥，不夠的話這兒有補品
1386
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:32,480
小心
1387
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,720
大哥，萬一著火，滅火器在這兒，記得用
1388
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,920
你這張烏鴉嘴！
1389
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,000
你們別騷擾他，讓他冷靜一下
1390
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,520
你好神氣！要不要寫點什麼給我呀？
1391
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,400
遺囑嗎？
1392
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,480
去你的！臨別贈言
1393
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:56,240
大吉利是
1394
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,000
什麼意思
1395
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,280
是好運的意思
1396
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,680
但願如此
1397
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:07,360
擦汗吧你
1398
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,320
所有人離開跑道…
1399
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,920
糟了！我想尿尿呀！
1400
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,280
先忍著！這時候尿什麼
1401
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,920
我說過你腎虧
1402
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,440
尿急就是腎虧嗎？
1403
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,160
來了…
1404
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,160
加油呀，大哥，去吧
1405
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,480
加油呀…加油呀
1406
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,760
來吧…
1407
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:46,560
加油了
1408
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,480
我踏盡了油門，車子也不走
1409
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,680
引擎快被你踏壞了！
1410
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:50,840
你入了檔沒有？
1411
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,520
對…對
1412
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:54,720
你究竟去不去？
1413
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:55,800
去呀
1414
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,560
怎麼車子全不見了？等等我
1415
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,200
又來…
1416
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,320
爸爸來了！
1417
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,160
好棒呀！
1418
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,720
完了…
1419
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,120
你們要這樣插我嗎？
1420
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,200
搞什麼？開這麼慢！回去開計程車吧
1421
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:47,080
混旦！罵我？！
1422
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,840
你那麼無恥扔水瓶！
1423
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,880
撞…撞
1424
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,280
撞…撞
1425
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:16,960
無恥
1426
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,040
在那裡呀？
1427
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,480
不知道車能不能撐下去？
1428
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,520
不知道
1429
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:38,960
放心吧，一定行
1430
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:58,320
抱著他
1431
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,520
拿著，對！
1432
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,240
好棒呀！
1433
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:07,960
看看！冒煙呀
1434
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,520
對呀，為什麼？
1435
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,320
車怎會冒煙呢？
1436
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,640
這是我最後一圈，引擎千萬別爆呀…
1437
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:30,960
扔水瓶？
1438
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,640
這次你還嚐不到水沸滋味？
1439
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,640
冒很多煙呀…
1440
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,240
怎麼了？
1441
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,400
一定是引擎爆了
1442
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:56,200
撐住，別爆呀，撐住…別爆呀
1443
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:59,680
去
1444
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:03,200
你們英文別那麼差，是叫Come（來）
1445
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:07,160
來
1446
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:12,840
停！現在叫Go！
1447
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:17,040
去呀…
1448
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:32,080
我到了終點沒有？
1449
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,480
到了！到了！
1450
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,080
沒事吧？
1451
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:38,280
先出來
1452
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,400
好棒呀！
1453
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,200
老爸沒騙你，我完成了賽事
1454
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,520
雖然我不是冠軍
1455
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,000
爸爸，沒關係
1456
01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:59,320
我真的很崇拜你
1457
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,520
我愛你
1458
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:07,040
終於說對了，兒子
1459
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,520
你也生一個吧
1460
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,320
天啊！你為什麼曬得這麼黑？幹什麼？
1461
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,800
你被太陽灼傷啊！為什麼呀？
1462
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,280
這次充滿樂趣！
1463
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:32,040
你沒照顧他嗎？他曬成這樣你不知道嗎？
1464
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,160
玩得高興嘛，有什麼關係呢？
1465
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,560
你怎麼做人老爸的？
1466
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,160
不關爸爸的事
1467
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,080
走吧
1468
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:39,680
走呀
1469
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:40,600
媽媽
1470
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:41,800
走吧
1471
01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:45,040
不關爸爸的事
1472
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,240
走吧
1473
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,560
他這人就是這樣，沒腦袋的！
1474
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,440
爸爸不是沒腦袋的
1475
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:56,560
他是個好人！我愛他
1476
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:57,960
你明白嗎？
1477
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,320
等一下
1478
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:03,320
Jason！你的眼睛怎麼那麼黃呀？
1479
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:07,560
我恨你，媽，我恨妳！
1480
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:09,560
Jason…
1481
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:15,000
我兒子怎麼了？
1482
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,400
你還說！你給他吃了什麼？
1483
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:18,440
沒有
1484
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,600
你還說沒有？
1485
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,320
我交代過你小心他的飲食
1486
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:25,000
你一定給他吃了髒食物，現在惹了傳染病
1487
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,320
你害死他了！
1488
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,760
怎麼你一輩子都是這樣子？！
1489
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,720
你們別緊張
1490
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,960
小朋友的肝臟出現了很大的問題
1491
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:36,760
什麼事？
1492
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,480
我希望你們先回答我一個問題
1493
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:40,520
你們兩位誰患了B型肝炎？
1494
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,560
我沒有
1495
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:44,240
我呀
1496
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:46,920
小時候我患過，但康復了很久了
1497
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:50,000
妳表面康復了，但妳仍是帶菌者
1498
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:53,640
也可能在懷孕時，已傳染孩子
1499
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:55,280
怎會這樣子？
1500
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:56,600
在那裡傳染有什麼關係？！
1501
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:57,880
我兒子現在怎麼樣？
1502
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,840
Jason現在患的是急性肝臟衰竭
1503
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:03,120
捱不了兩三天
1504
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:06,240
唯一的方法是為他做肝臟移植手術
1505
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:10,040
但要等有人過世捐肝臟給他
1506
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:11,960
我怕來不及
1507
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,520
而且，肝臟也不一定合用
1508
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,040
那我捐給他吧！
1509
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:19,200
你是帶菌者
1510
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:21,280
用我那個吧，我的肝臟厲害
1511
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:23,960
我喝兩瓶威士忌也沒事，大不了是吐
1512
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:27,040
我只想清楚解釋給你們知道
1513
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:30,160
香港做這手術是很成功
1514
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:35,320
但依然對你和小朋友有非常大的危險性
1515
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,560
危險也要做呀，老兄
1516
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:38,400
他是我兒子，對不對？
1517
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,400
好！我安排替你做些檢查
1518
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:50,520
是我不好！怎麼會這麼大意！
1519
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,240
算了！
1520
01:29:58,080 --> 01:29:59,240
你看你那德性！
1521
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,840
我寧願看到你以前那討厭的笑容
1522
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,920
比看到你這副德性好！
1523
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:19,120
媽，爸
1524
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:21,280
我有什麼病呀？
1525
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:23,920
小毛病，兒子
1526
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,760
不用擔心，醫生唬你
1527
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,560
說真的，你肚子裡
1528
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,520
有一件小機器壞了
1529
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:33,720
現在就把爸爸原裝的放進去
1530
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:34,840
很簡單！
1531
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,800
這是不是移植呀？
1532
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,520
真棒！連移植你都懂呀！
1533
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:45,320
你換些什麼給我？
1534
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,480
換肝臟呀
1535
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:50,080
你換了給我，你不是沒有？
1536
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:55,840
傻孩子！全給你嗎？我只給你一半
1537
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,480
你放心吧，老爸給你移植了個肝臟
1538
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:00,640
不會變成沒心肝的，知道嗎？
1539
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,880
為什麼不用媽那一個？
1540
01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:07,440
Jason…
1541
01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,480
你媽要穿游泳衣，傻孩子
1542
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:12,600
肚子有條疤痕怎麼辦呀！
1543
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:14,040
很難看的，對不對？
1544
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:20,440
媽媽，你會不會陪我們？
1545
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:22,800
當然會
1546
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:27,640
兒子，以後我們父子肝膽相照
1547
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,600
我保證你膽子比浴缸還大，好嗎？
1548
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,560
我先給你打針
1549
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:42,520
不用吧！護士
1550
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:43,840
一點鎮靜劑而已
1551
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:45,120
我已經夠鎮定了！
1552
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,760
爸爸，原來你也怕打針？
1553
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:51,520
不怕，我那會怕！
1554
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,320
不是吧？好興奮呀！
1555
01:31:58,960 --> 01:31:59,960
好快呀！
1556
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:04,280
請先出去一下
1557
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:06,960
馬上興奮呀！厲害…
1558
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:10,040
兒子，出車了
1559
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:13,680
不對，是換車
1560
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:22,520
Jason，別怕，媽在這等你，好嗎？
1561
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:25,560
昌哥，沒事的！
1562
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:27,600
大哥，你一定沒事的！
1563
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:29,560
一定行的…
1564
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:45,520
做好飯等我回來
1565
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:04,640
給我刀子
1566
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:05,520
血壓多少？
1567
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,480
一百
1568
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:07,800
好的
1569
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:27,760
小心點，膽管仍未脫離，小心
1570
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:32,720
鉗子
1571
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:44,520
你很擔心他？
1572
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,640
你很喜歡他？
1573
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:50,640
是呀
1574
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,440
你現在還是不是很討厭他？
1575
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:00,520
他以前不是那樣子的
1576
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:04,960
老是一嘴髒話又不長進，一塌糊塗的
1577
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,040
是呀
1578
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:09,040
可自從Jason來了以後
1579
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:11,400
他整個人長大了
1580
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:13,800
對我也好一點
1581
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:16,040
妳會不會嫁給他？
1582
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,000
不知道
1583
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:20,480
會吧
1584
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:26,040
其實，人很奇怪的，不單要講緣份
1585
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:28,400
還要講時機的
1586
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,480
是呀
1587
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:32,880
我中學已認識他
1588
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:34,920
可能早了點
1589
01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:38,800
他在你面前自卑而已
1590
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:42,840
其實他是好人，你別生他的氣
1591
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:45,440
別傻氣，都過去了
1592
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:50,080
如果你們真的結婚，記得請我
1593
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:52,080
好的！
1594
01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,520
但你不可以穿得那麼漂亮
1595
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:56,320
搶了我的鏡頭！
1596
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,040
希望我們都沒選錯人
1597
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:08,920
醫生
1598
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,520
醫生 怎麼了？
1599
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:13,040
手術相當成功
1600
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:18,000
我早說過了，一定沒事的！
1601
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:19,040
你每次都這樣！
1602
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:20,120
看得出這些醫生能幹
1603
01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:21,280
謝謝你醫生！
1604
01:35:21,320 --> 01:35:22,560
謝謝…
1605
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:38,320
Jason，看誰來了
1606
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:39,880
你好嗎？帥哥！
1607
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:40,800
怎麼了？
1608
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:41,920
真有你的，小子！
1609
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:43,760
眼珠子轉呀轉，快點復原
1610
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,320
幫我們指揮交通！
1611
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:48,320
對呀，帥哥，你快復原我請你喝茶，好嗎？
1612
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,240
你們有沒有見過我爸爸？
1613
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:56,240
有！
1614
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,200
媽媽，爸爸在那裡？
1615
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:50,840
醫生！
1616
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:15,880
別那麼擔心
1617
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:20,480
他知道你在等他的
1618
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,800
一定沒事的，別這樣
1619
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,280
媽，發生什麼事？
1620
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:40,600
Jason，爸爸做完手術，身體出了毛病
1621
01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:42,880
現在醫生在替他檢查
1622
01:37:43,480 --> 01:37:44,960
是不是我的過失？
1623
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,160
不！
1624
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:49,720
你放心，他一定會沒事
1625
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:51,680
Jason
1626
01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:54,560
你爸爸做手術之前
1627
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:56,440
寫了一封信給你
1628
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,400
我唸給你聽
1629
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:19,680
Jason，這封信是我們做手術之前寫給你的
1630
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:24,960
我希望你長大唸好中文，可以看得懂這封信
1631
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:31,240
Jason，想不到寫「對不起」比講出來容易多了
1632
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:34,960
我知道我從來沒盡過做老爸的責任
1633
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:37,600
我也不是你心中想像的那麼好
1634
01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:42,640
我不只不是英雄，還非常平凡
1635
01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,240
我有很多缺點
1636
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:50,080
由自卑變成自大，脾氣暴躁不近人情
1637
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:53,080
但是很可惜
1638
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:56,240
你沒得選擇，這是天意
1639
01:38:57,720 --> 01:38:59,360
但我很想你知道
1640
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:03,200
你是我唯一最值得驕傲，還有自豪的成就
1641
01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:08,480
長大以後，幫我向你媽講一句…
1642
01:39:10,440 --> 01:39:12,040
「對不起」
1643
01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:20,760
兒子，我還要謝謝你
1644
01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:25,720
跟你在一起，是我三十多年來最開心的日子
1645
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:30,120
雖然你還小，但你教了我很多
1646
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,520
至少我知道什麼是責任
1647
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:34,880
什麼是勇敢
1648
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:41,200
因為你，我才學會尊重、寬容
1649
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:44,960
還有如何面對，不再逃避
1650
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,200
如果我真的有不測
1651
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:51,480
你幫我向Angela姐姐說一句…
1652
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:54,320
「謝謝你」
1653
01:39:57,120 --> 01:40:00,200
我不是怕人笑我是DNF才去賽車
1654
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:03,280
也不是想證明什麼
1655
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:07,960
而是我現在知道，人生不一定會贏
1656
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:13,280
但做每件事不能推卸責任，要有始有終
1657
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:17,520
最重要的是我知道我這樣做
1658
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,480
最開心的會是你
1659
01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:21,960
我很想告訴你
1660
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,000
你才是我一生人中的冠軍
1661
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:29,000
兒子，我愛你
1662
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:33,600
你也是我的冠軍
1663
01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:37,080
爸，我也愛你
1664
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:11,960
昌哥，你快點醒，我們很想你
1665
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:15,560
你不在，整條街都塞車
1666
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:19,160
大哥，這期三T有一億多的金多寶
1667
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,200
我們預你一份
1668
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:24,440
輸了不用你付錢好了
1669
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:33,080
還有呀大哥，骨精強最近介紹了很多新的地盤
1670
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:36,480
一百八十八元私家房，足足按摩三小時
1671
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:38,400
包括新款冰火七重天
1672
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,640
還有水油混合人體按摩
1673
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:44,760
不收小費！還有自助餐沙律吧
1674
01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:47,400
生蠔、象拔蚌刺身隨便吃
1675
01:41:47,440 --> 01:41:49,200
一律送啤酒兩大瓶
1676
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:50,920
臨走還有蛋撻送
1677
01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:52,200
別浪費，大哥
1678
01:41:54,080 --> 01:41:55,280
有反應呀！
1679
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:02,320
大哥…
1680
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:03,280
昌哥！
1681
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:04,880
阿昌…
1682
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:08,120
阿昌…
1683
01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:09,600
我…
1684
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:11,560
阿昌 大哥…
1685
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:41,000
阿昌，你死就死
1686
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:42,680
不要臨死還嚇我們！
1687
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,560
我想看看手指能不能動
1688
01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:57,760
阿昌
1689
01:42:58,800 --> 01:43:00,200
傷口要爆了…
1690
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:02,000
我說過他死不了的！
1691
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:03,520
大哥，我剛才還以為你迴光反照
1692
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:04,680
幾乎嚇死我們
1693
01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:06,000
別胡說
1694
01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:09,120
別那麼性急…
1695
01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:15,560
我兒子呢？
1696
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:44,000
爸爸沒事了，別哭，老爸疼你
1697
01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:46,480
我都說過沒事的！
1698
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,120
這就好了，嫂子…
1699
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:50,680
對不起，說錯了！這個才對！
1700
01:43:57,240 --> 01:44:00,040
行了…乳娘，別那麼熱情…
1701
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:12,240
不送你去機場了
1702
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:18,080
老爸這錢是給你買零食的
1703
01:44:18,120 --> 01:44:21,120
快放好，財不可露眼，快點
1704
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:23,640
別一次就花光
1705
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:25,640
謝謝爸
1706
01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:27,840
別客氣
1707
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:29,240
別別客氣
1708
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:31,400
別別客氣
1709
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:34,440
兒子，擁抱我
1710
01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:39,720
好重呀
1711
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:43,360
放心吧，我長大了會變大人
1712
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:47,120
我知道你厲害！長大了有毛毛
1713
01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:50,720
我將來長大了會跟你一起住
1714
01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:55,320
我先聽著！到你長大了可能只顧泡妞
1715
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,040
那裡有空管老爸呢！
1716
01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:00,160
那麼你用心泡Angela姐姐了
1717
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:02,720
你千萬別學老爸講話，知道嗎？
1718
01:45:02,760 --> 01:45:04,640
「泡」這個字很沒文化
1719
01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:07,160
兒子真的不行，多跟我一會也糟了！
1720
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:08,640
走吧…
1721
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:11,240
Jason，時間差不多了，我們要走了
1722
01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:15,600
再見
1723
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:17,680
放心吧，我很疼Jason
1724
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:22,320
你要小心身體，你沒有半個肝臟的
1725
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:24,760
我會的
1726
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:27,600
怎麼Angela這麼久還沒買菲林回來？
1727
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:30,160
她答應替我們拍照的！
1728
01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,560
Jason，看，我買到菲林了！
1729
01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:35,800
Hi，Angela姐姐
1730
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:40,280
笑，再笑，好！這裡…
1731
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,720
我們拍張全家福吧
1732
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:46,560
全家福？！
1733
01:45:46,600 --> 01:45:48,520
對呀！叫這位大叔幫個忙
1734
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:52,600
大叔，請幫我們拍個照，謝謝
1735
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:57,400
大叔，你會不會拍照呀？
1736
01:45:57,440 --> 01:45:59,680
傻呼呼的摔壞我的照相機，很貴的！
1737
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:02,920
拍頭！
1738
01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:06,200
頭呀！對準呀，你沒近視吧？
1739
01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:10,000
拍頭嗎？對準嗎？我會的
1740
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,560
小心這大叔耍花樣
1741
01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:16,760
有些人很缺乏愛心的，下流下賤
1742
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:18,280
幫你拍照就作弄你，看著點
1743
01:46:19,280 --> 01:46:20,800
預備，笑
1744
01:46:20,840 --> 01:46:23,080
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