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- Yes, I've written down my number.
- Sure.
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Smita ji. Hello.
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Myself Kunnu Panjwani.
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My friend Jass--
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I mean Jasswinder Ahuja,
will be here shortly.
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- He'll be here any minute.
- Okay.
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But his wife Baani Ahuja,
she's already here.
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She's in?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.
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Hold on, doctor.
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I had to tell you something important.
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Fixing things between them
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will drive you nuts.
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- I... I'll see.
- Handle with care.
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- All the best.
- Okay.
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Glory to Goddess.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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No, it's okay. Please come.
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Thank you.
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Couldn't you wait five more minutes?
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I was parking--
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Can I get you some water?
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- Let's start.
- Coffee...
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Alright.
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Mr. and Mrs. Ahuja.
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How long have you two been married?
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1825 days. 1825 nights.
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Okay, that's... wow!
That's like five years.
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Usually husbands don't
remember their anniversary.
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And he remembers the exact
number of days and nights.
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That's amazing.
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- Mrs. Ahuja.
- Yes?
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When was the last time
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you two were in
agreement with each other?
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When we decided to get married.
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Oh! That long?
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Do you love each other?
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I love him.
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I love you too, Baani.
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But what's the point?
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Love alone isn't enough for him.
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Day and night he only
wants to get physical.
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What's wrong with that?
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- It's my right.
- Careful, Mr. Ahuja.
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This is your wife we're talking about.
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Not some plot of land
you're claiming ownership of.
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- No, that's not what I meant.
- No, Mr. Ahuja.
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Mrs. Ahuja...
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please continue.
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Day and night, dawn to dusk...
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he's stuck on one thing-
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"I wanna make love. Let's go for a quickie.
The bed is calling us, baby. Come on."
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But do you ever listen?
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Smita ji, my double bed
is living a single life.
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The only action it gets
is during an earthquake.
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Do you understand?
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No, you don't understand.
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I'm not denying it, ma'am.
I want to make love.
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Full on love to my wife.
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But not for love, for a baby!
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Baby. Baby. Baby.
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Sorry. Give me one second, please.
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I am safe. Don't worry.
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May I?
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I'm not desperate to satisfy my urges.
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I just want a cute
little child in my arms.
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You don't understand...
my mom is pressurizing me.
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People back home think,
I'm a printer that's run out of ink.
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What am I supposed to tell them?
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Look, ma'am, it's basic biology
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babies will be born only
when we do something.
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Then what do I do?
Reproduce them on my own?
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Enough, Jass!
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- Just enough, okay.
- I...
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Listen. I never said I don't want kids.
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But I'm damn sure
I don't want them now.
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And you know what,
this is not working out.
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I'm done with you.
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- Baani. Baani. Baani.
- Please, don't touch me.
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- I wasn't attacking you.
- Mrs. Ahuja...
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- What have you done?
- Me?
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- You made things worse?
- I did?
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I won't pay you.
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- What happened?
- Don't pay her.
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- Was I supposed to pay her?
- Baani.
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- What have you done?
- I did?
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You made things worse.
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I clearly warned you...
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fixing things between them
will drive you nuts.
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Jass. Don't jump.
Jass, please.
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Baani. Time out.
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What are you doing?
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Where are you going without me?
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You're forgetting that
we share the same address.
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We don't need
a marriage counsellor.
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Our relationship hasn't
hit a rough patch.
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It's just a communication gap, baby.
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- Baani. Baani. What are you doing?
- "Love is gold, love is silver..."
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Husbands are like Gods,
you don't leave them dangling.
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Get off, Jass.
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Remember this song?
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- "When you're young, love is gonna happen."
- Get off!"
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"When you're young--"
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Let me in, Baani.
Our future kids are getting crushed.
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- Jass.
- Love you.
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I hate you!
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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Slow down, I'll lose my cap.
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What a view.
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- Hey, careful.
- Baani, careful.
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- Oh God!
- Listen, Baani...
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What the-- Baani.
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Are you blind?
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Girl in a ride, flying high.
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Hello, madam.
Please...
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Baani, are you going to reverse?
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We are not moving our car, mister.
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Were you born with this attitude,
or did you order it on Amazon?
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Move the car,
or you're going back in a coffin.
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Oh... serious.
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By the way, you're the one
moving around with coffin bearers.
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And I've never backed down,
neither has my car.
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Plus, I have lot of time,
the atmosphere is fine.
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Let me play some music... online.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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"It's golden..."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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"When you're young,
love is gonna happen."
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Bye, girls.
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- So long. Love you, girls.
- Bye.
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Add me on Insta.
@Boyintheyellowcar.
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- Come on.
- Ready?
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- Let's go.
- Baani, are you serious?
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Come on, Baani.
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What are you doing?
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Have you lost your mind?
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Have you girls lost your mind?
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I asked you to love me...
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That girl wrecked my car.
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But I am not angry.
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Why am I happy?
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Wow, excellent. Excellent. Gorgeous.
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He's so funny.
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What a mood!
I'm in the mood now.
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Beautiful. Wow.
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Beautiful. Gorgeous.
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- Gorgeous.
- Hey, excuse me.
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You can't see the moon
without clearing the clouds.
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I like that smile.
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Hey, Kunnu!
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Uncle ji.
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- Come here.
- I'm coming.
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- I'm coming, baby.
- Baby my foot!
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Where the hell is your friend?
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The wedding arrangements are ready.
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The guests are here.
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Where is he?
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- The main photographer should be here by now.
- Uncle...
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Just relax. Look over there.
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Where are you even looking?
Our Jass is right here!
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Great. Come on, Jass.
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"Everybody knows I'm the baddest.
Who am I without my bad habits?"
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"My habits. My bad habits."
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"Baby, that's love for me.
All the best things, they come in threes."
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"It may seem like a crowd to you.
But to me it's just good company."
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Wow. Gorgeous.
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How dare they threw the British out.
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Bring them back.
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"Everybody knows I'm the baddest.
Who am I without my bad habits?"
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How many more do you want?
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Photos.
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- You can take some too.
- Cheap guy.
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The father of the bride is fuming.
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- How long will I keep covering for you?
- Just a little longer.
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Crazy guy.
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- Rozario.
- Yeah, baby.
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Let me take your picture in the water.
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Take good photos?
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God's plan. Wow.
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Hello ji.
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Remember me?
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- You!
- Not 'you'...
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I have a name. Jass Ahuja.
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I am a wedding photographer.
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The first meeting is coincidence.
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The second time, is God's will.
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Don't just stand there. Keep clicking.
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Move aside.
I'll click her pictures.
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This is my duty.
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- Hey...
- Look at me, please.
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Chin down... little bit.
Nice. Beautiful. What a face.
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Wow...
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It's the first time I've clicked the
second most beautiful girl.
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I am so good.
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And who's the first one?
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It's you!
But only when you smile.
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- Baani, come on. Let's get ready.
- Baani. Let's go.
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- We're getting late.
- I'll go get changed.
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Then click as many photos as you like.
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You don't need to dress up.
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You look cute even in your ID photo.
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Are you done? Can we go?
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The groom is waiting for us. Come on
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What are you doing? Let's go.
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She's damn cute, bro!
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Make me look slim, okay?
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I'll Photoshop you.
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Suck your tummy in a little.
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Breathe out.
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Tummy in, breath out.
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Yeah, that's it.
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It's okay. Let's go.
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Monty ji, smile.
Yes, very nice.
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Tummy in.
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You don't look like an elephant at all.
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Hold your breath.
Hold it, okay.
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- Tuck it in a bit.
- Chest out. Yes.
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Don't breathe.
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Forget you can breathe.
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The sherwani just popped a button.
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It's okay, Monty ji.
Don't be embarrassed.
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It happens all the time.
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I have some diet tips for you,
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avoid things that make you fat.
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- Yes.
- Like... weighing scales.
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- Mirrors.
- Yes.
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Photos.
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And avoid, having
skinny people around you.
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I never thought of this, buddy.
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Thank you so much.
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You're crushing me.
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Jass. The bride is ready.
Click her photos as well.
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Yes, sir. Coming.
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- Your button.
- Thank you.
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- Let's go.
- Come on.
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Is there any other option?
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- Excuse me. Hi.
- Yes, sir?
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Where is the bride's room?
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Look, there comes the bride.
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Come on, let's go.
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Baani.
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- Baani.
- Oh, my God. He won't stop.
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Baani.
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- Kunnu, I just realised something.
- What?
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When you love someone
with all your heart...
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the universe makes sure
she marries someone else.
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What is this crazy girl doing?
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- I'll go stop her.
- Yes.
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Baani.
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What?
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If you don't mind,
can I still ask you something?
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Ask.
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Did you rent out your
eyes to someone else?
258
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,313
What are you doing?
259
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,522
Look at you. And look at him.
260
00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,772
Come on, Jass. He's damn cute.
261
00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:43,813
Cute?
262
00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,605
Even Balraj's son is cute.
263
00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:47,647
- Balraj...
- My dad.
264
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,063
Alright, if not me, then someone else.
265
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,397
It's not like he's the richest guy.
266
00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,438
Jass. Sometimes being cute is enough.
267
00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:03,438
- Kunnu.
- Jass.
268
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,563
This is the world's
shortest love story...
269
00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,438
it ended before it even began.
270
00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,979
Even the pilot episode of a web series
is longer than this.
271
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,313
I don't like it. I don't like it.
272
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,063
And I'm so lovable!
273
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,980
Cute face, six-pack abs.
274
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,255
If I say anything more, I'll jinx it.
275
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:21,548
Drink.
276
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,855
What's the point of
these six-pack abs...
277
00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,397
when a family pack stole the show?
278
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,355
And guess what,
279
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,772
he's going on a 15-day honeymoon.
280
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:32,650
What?
281
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:35,022
15 days... have 15 nights.
282
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:36,563
And nights are...
283
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,064
No. No, I won't let it be night. No way.
284
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,783
I hate the night.
285
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,147
Kunnu. Throw the ball.
286
00:16:01,855 --> 00:16:03,147
- Be gentle.
- Hey!
287
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:04,188
Sorry.
288
00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:05,980
Come on, Monty. Pass the ball.
289
00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:07,647
Are you okay?
290
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:08,942
Bro.
291
00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:09,942
- Come on, guys.
- It happens.
292
00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:12,147
- Kunnu, throw the ball.
- Here we go.
293
00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:16,313
Oh my God.
294
00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:18,063
- Bro...
- Monty, are you okay?
295
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:19,277
He's okay.
296
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:26,438
Guys, please play carefully.
What are you doing?
297
00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:28,063
Kunnu... throw the ball.
298
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:30,105
Kunnu, don't throw the ball.
299
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:31,147
Here we go.
300
00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,942
Hey... have you lost your mind?
What are you doing?
301
00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:39,730
Kunnu, put me down.
302
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,647
Oh, God. Monty.
303
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,399
- Let's get him to a doctor, guys.
- His honeymoon is cancelled.
304
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,605
He broke my nose.
305
00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:47,522
Underground.
306
00:16:50,772 --> 00:16:53,147
What the heck.
What are you guys doing?
307
00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:55,897
We're getting married tomorrow
308
00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:58,022
and you broke my husband's nose.
309
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,570
Husband?
310
00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:03,438
- Baby.
- Baby?
311
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,979
- Hubby.
- Hubby?
312
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:09,230
- Sweetheart.
- Sweetheart?
313
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,021
Come, we've had enough.
Let's go. Come, my little baby.
314
00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:13,605
- You have a chance.
- I do.
315
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,146
- You have a chance.
- I do.
316
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,771
You have a chance to go on a honeymoon.
317
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,852
Hello, Mom. Yes.
318
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,563
The problem you were stressing about?
It's solved.
319
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:24,900
I've found your daughter-in-law.
320
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:25,813
Sorry...
321
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,480
What? 'Is she pretty?'
322
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:32,107
If you see her in a red dress,
you'll give a green signal right away.
323
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,938
Earrings - killer. Anklets - deadly.
324
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,105
Bangles on her wrists Gosh!
I'm in love.
325
00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:40,275
Yes, Mom.
326
00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:43,022
Don't worry. It's a 50% yes.
327
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:44,147
Yes. Yes.
328
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,272
When did I say yes?
329
00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:47,938
I did.
330
00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:49,438
Just say yes.
331
00:17:49,522 --> 00:17:52,147
50 plus 50 makes 100 percent.
332
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:32,315
"Killer babe dressed in
Choli flair... international."
333
00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:41,445
"Killer babe dressed in
Choli flair... international."
334
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:46,138
"Looks calm,
but she's a storm professional."
335
00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:50,507
"Killer babe dressed in
Choli flair... international."
336
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:55,215
"Raises the heat by locking eyes,
flirts sensational."
337
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,339
"Get her married..."
338
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,021
"Let's go."
339
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:04,708
"Get her married... looks really hot."
340
00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:09,347
"Get her married... stays up all night."
341
00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:14,082
"Get her married...
parties all night at the club."
342
00:19:14,162 --> 00:19:16,766
"Get her married..."
343
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:23,429
"Get her married...
looks really hot."
344
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:27,924
"Get her married...
stays up all night."
345
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:32,831
"Get her married...
parties all night at the club."
346
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,896
"Get her married..."
347
00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:51,746
"No love for variety
These aunties of society,"
348
00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:56,418
"I love my freedom
That's their anxiety."
349
00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:58,798
"Even my laughter
needs their authority,"
350
00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:01,140
"Grandma's waiting
on the next-gen priority."
351
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,490
"Kitchen duties, that's their policy,"
352
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,161
"Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT."
353
00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,888
"Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT."
354
00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:12,888
"How long will daddy's
little angel stay single?"
355
00:20:13,451 --> 00:20:17,941
"Now that we've locked eyes,
let our hearts mingle."
356
00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:22,640
"Daddy's angel flying high, carefree,"
357
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,994
"Come down, baby
Say yes to me."
358
00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:29,494
"Get him married..."
359
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:36,451
"Get him married...
always window shopping."
360
00:20:36,531 --> 00:20:41,190
"Get him married... pings me on DM."
361
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,835
"Get her married...
he's not thinking straight."
362
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,172
"Get him married..."
363
00:20:50,677 --> 00:20:55,238
"Get her married...
looks really hot."
364
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:59,743
"Get her married...
stays up all night."
365
00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:04,632
"Get her married...
parties all night at the club."
366
00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:07,006
"Get her married..."
367
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,744
Too cool, Jass. Singing and dancing.
368
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,083
- You've got this.
- Thanks, man.
369
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:24,366
You guys look amazing.
370
00:21:24,446 --> 00:21:25,927
You guys look made for each other.
371
00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:27,644
But it looks difficult.
372
00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:29,349
She won't agree so easily.
373
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,959
Hey, Jass. She's here.
374
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:40,793
You stay put, dawg.
375
00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:43,587
Listen... Jass...
376
00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:46,259
Moron always chooses
a girl over friendship!
377
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,454
- Hi!
- Hi!
378
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,790
- Do you drink?
- No.
379
00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:54,671
But if you insist, I will.
380
00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:58,481
- Come...
- More.
381
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,081
I said more, dude.
382
00:22:00,161 --> 00:22:01,542
Don't you think you're
overdoing it, Baani?
383
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:02,617
Shut up.
384
00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:05,188
I'm pretty disturbed
about yesterday anyway.
385
00:22:05,268 --> 00:22:06,154
Why?
386
00:22:06,315 --> 00:22:09,363
Same old... marriage, relationships...
387
00:22:09,885 --> 00:22:12,074
Khosla uncle, Khosla uncle's son.
388
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:14,541
I don't like it.
I don't like it, dude.
389
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,065
But what are you doing?
390
00:22:16,428 --> 00:22:18,196
Why are you settling for that Khosla
391
00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:22,118
when you've got a
ready-made groom right here?
392
00:22:25,906 --> 00:22:27,963
Is it Jass Ahuja?
393
00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:31,282
It is Jass Ahuja.
394
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,186
Baani, check me out, okay.
395
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,265
I've got a nice personality. Cute face.
396
00:22:36,345 --> 00:22:37,597
I have six-pack abs.
397
00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:39,488
- And... slipping.
- Careful.
398
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,854
lifetime guarantee
to always be by your side.
399
00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:52,279
Will you marry me?
400
00:22:53,729 --> 00:22:54,775
Now.
401
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,216
Now? Are you crazy?
402
00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:59,080
Baani, the future's uncertain.
403
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,199
The wedding altar is
already set for your sister.
404
00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:04,444
- No, no...
- Stop laughing.
405
00:23:04,524 --> 00:23:08,246
Shouldn't the elder sister
get married first?
406
00:23:08,326 --> 00:23:09,312
You are drunk.
407
00:23:09,392 --> 00:23:10,838
Who proposes like this?
408
00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:14,894
Alcohol brings out true feelings.
Come on.
409
00:23:15,218 --> 00:23:17,210
Calm down. Calm down, okay.
410
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,844
I need... I need time, okay.
411
00:23:21,308 --> 00:23:22,593
- You want time?
- Yes.
412
00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:25,008
- I give you time.
- Thank you.
413
00:23:27,502 --> 00:23:28,459
One hour.
414
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,983
One hour?
415
00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:33,396
"One, two, three, four."
416
00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:37,004
"I'll wait an hour,
I'll light the sacred fire,"
417
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:40,664
"I'll call the priest,
I'll dress the altar."
418
00:23:42,532 --> 00:23:46,132
"I'll wait an hour,
I'll light the sacred fire,"
419
00:23:46,212 --> 00:23:49,544
"I'll call the priest,
I'll dress the altar."
420
00:23:49,624 --> 00:23:52,967
"I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife,
What will that life be like?"
421
00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:56,297
"Can't imagine a better life.
It'll be beautiful."
422
00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:59,927
"Will you marry me?"
423
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:03,539
"Will you marry me?"
424
00:24:07,976 --> 00:24:10,020
Jass. You said one hour.
425
00:24:10,153 --> 00:24:12,304
Six hours have passed.
Where is your bride?
426
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,756
- I don't understand.
- Only owls stay awake at night.
427
00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,199
Why are you making me stay awake?
428
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:18,762
Sir... I am sure my bride will show up.
429
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,021
But when, young man?
430
00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:22,356
Here.
431
00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:24,448
Cool down those raging desires.
432
00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:25,726
She's not coming.
433
00:24:25,806 --> 00:24:28,561
She's probably drunk and
snoring in her AC room.
434
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:29,672
- Exactly.
- Yes.
435
00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:30,680
Really?
436
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:32,362
Alright, bro.
437
00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:33,452
Come on. Get it over with.
438
00:24:33,532 --> 00:24:34,769
- Pour it.
- Come on.
439
00:24:36,499 --> 00:24:39,147
Sir, start reciting the mantras.
440
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,028
Why? Are you marrying Kunnu?
441
00:24:41,108 --> 00:24:41,689
No...
442
00:24:41,769 --> 00:24:42,812
- Sir...
- What?
443
00:24:42,892 --> 00:24:43,870
- I can feel it.
- What?
444
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:44,771
- I can feel it.
- Feel what?
445
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,768
My bride's coming.
446
00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:46,916
- My bride's coming.
- Where is she? Where is she?
447
00:24:46,996 --> 00:24:48,081
Turn around!
448
00:24:56,017 --> 00:24:59,575
"My heart's lost in your thoughts."
449
00:24:59,655 --> 00:25:03,225
"Let's get married, the altar's set.'"
450
00:25:03,305 --> 00:25:06,808
"From my side, it's already done,"
451
00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:10,736
"Our pair will be number one."
452
00:25:10,816 --> 00:25:14,405
"I'll walk the rounds,
wear the vermilion bright,
453
00:25:14,485 --> 00:25:17,519
"Exchange garlands, take our vows,"
454
00:25:17,824 --> 00:25:19,583
"I'll be the husband,
you'll be the wife,"
455
00:25:19,663 --> 00:25:21,454
"What will that life be like?"
456
00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:25,340
"Can't imagine anything better."
457
00:25:26,513 --> 00:25:30,011
"Will you marry me?"
458
00:25:30,091 --> 00:25:33,701
"Will you marry me?"
459
00:25:35,193 --> 00:25:38,581
"Will you marry me?"
460
00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,748
"Will you marry me?"
461
00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:45,677
What's he doing?
462
00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:47,168
Silence in the court room.
463
00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:52,099
Great.
464
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,026
Amazing.
465
00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:59,368
I've never seen or heard of
a love story, or a wedding like this.
466
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:01,701
- Kulkarni?
- Yes, sir.
467
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:06,820
Her family must've figured
out your situation later.
468
00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:08,905
And then what did they do?
469
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,330
My Lord! I took the blows meant for her.
470
00:26:19,858 --> 00:26:20,936
That's okay.
471
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,235
Her family broke all ties with her.
472
00:26:23,484 --> 00:26:24,824
But I stood with her.
473
00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:28,476
And I'm still here for you, Baani.
474
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,391
But you are leaving me.
475
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,781
Mrs. Ahuja,
I don't understand one thing.
476
00:26:39,491 --> 00:26:43,380
Why do you want a divorce
after five years of marriage?
477
00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:45,000
I mean, why?
478
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,664
Is he two-timing you?
479
00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:48,677
No.
480
00:26:48,757 --> 00:26:50,004
Is it a case of physical violence?
481
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:51,880
- Does he hit you?
- No.
482
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,111
- Doesn't he love you?
- He does.
483
00:26:54,191 --> 00:26:55,419
Then what is the problem?
484
00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,102
He loves me too much.
485
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,027
Isn't that great, child?
486
00:26:59,107 --> 00:27:00,067
Absolutely not.
487
00:27:00,909 --> 00:27:03,844
He wants to make love to me all
the time, that too without protection.
488
00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:07,134
Because I want a child, sir.
489
00:27:07,346 --> 00:27:08,636
I want to be a father.
490
00:27:09,514 --> 00:27:11,650
The things I've done
for this relationship...
491
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,403
- you can ask my friend.
- Yes.
492
00:27:13,483 --> 00:27:16,210
Hello, My Lord. Let me tell you.
I'll tell you everything.
493
00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:17,554
Actually...
494
00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:19,390
Why are you wearing a suit?
495
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,724
Why? Doesn't it suit me?
496
00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,063
I wear it only on two occasions.
497
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,490
Funerals and divorces.
498
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:24,531
I'll tell you what happened.
499
00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:25,781
- Go, sit down.
- No, let me...
500
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:26,899
Go and sit down.
501
00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:28,565
Dresses up in a suit...
502
00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:32,052
You can't imagine what I've
been through In these five years...
503
00:27:33,311 --> 00:27:34,239
What?
504
00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,782
Every time I tried to get close...
505
00:27:38,464 --> 00:27:39,418
she
506
00:27:40,653 --> 00:27:42,631
put up a wall between us.
507
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,009
Don't stop me unnecessarily.
508
00:28:06,582 --> 00:28:10,128
When I come close to you, don't stop me.
509
00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:13,729
I am in your bed, I am in your bed.
510
00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:16,697
I... am in your bed,
you're... in your bed.
511
00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:19,696
I missed you, babe.
512
00:28:24,782 --> 00:28:26,956
No, no, no kissing.
513
00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:29,519
Kisses don't get anyone pregnant, silly.
514
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:32,072
A kiss is where it all begins.
515
00:28:32,152 --> 00:28:35,898
And if you start...
I won't be able to stop.
516
00:28:36,609 --> 00:28:39,506
So why stop? Let's make a baby.
517
00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:42,521
- Come on. Come closer.
- Jass, no.
518
00:28:42,601 --> 00:28:43,945
Jass, no...
519
00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:45,861
Jass... stop it.
520
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:46,889
No!
521
00:28:50,051 --> 00:28:51,046
A kick?
522
00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:53,619
You actually kicked him?
523
00:28:55,183 --> 00:28:57,481
That's wrong. This is not done.
524
00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,512
Do you have any idea what
he would've gone through?
525
00:29:01,205 --> 00:29:04,019
Do you even realize what
a woman goes through in conceiving,
526
00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,557
as well as raising up a child?
527
00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:10,673
Sir, to bring a perfect
child in this world,
528
00:29:10,753 --> 00:29:12,344
one has to be a perfect mother.
529
00:29:12,424 --> 00:29:14,550
And currently,
I'm the CEO of a company.
530
00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:18,977
I want to focus and dedicate
all my time to my career.
531
00:29:19,223 --> 00:29:21,759
I want to be mentally
and physically prepared
532
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:23,386
in bringing up our kid.
533
00:29:24,943 --> 00:29:26,015
But for now...
534
00:29:27,452 --> 00:29:28,594
I'm not ready.
535
00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:34,801
You want a child,
but you don't.
536
00:29:35,177 --> 00:29:37,749
You want this marriage,
but you don't.
537
00:29:38,457 --> 00:29:43,953
Therefore, the court will keep
this divorce case
538
00:29:44,668 --> 00:29:47,051
in a lock-unlock
category for six months.
539
00:29:47,823 --> 00:29:50,775
This period is granted,
540
00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:54,849
so that the couples who have
taken this significant step
541
00:29:55,562 --> 00:30:00,735
can reflect and be certain
whether it's the right decision.
542
00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:06,259
For now, I will strike
the gavel to separate you.
543
00:30:07,086 --> 00:30:09,037
But something tells me...
544
00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:12,343
you'll find your way back to each other.
545
00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,143
The court is adjourned.
546
00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:41,424
Mr. Jasswinder Ahuja.
547
00:30:42,689 --> 00:30:44,808
You've been the nicest man I know.
548
00:30:45,918 --> 00:30:48,516
And you'll always be the
proudest chapter in my life.
549
00:30:50,903 --> 00:30:54,258
It's alright.
Sometimes things don't work out in life.
550
00:30:54,531 --> 00:30:56,137
It didn't work out between us.
551
00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:58,580
Jass...
552
00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:00,032
let it go.
553
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,499
Move on.
554
00:31:05,016 --> 00:31:07,066
And I wish you
all the best for your future.
555
00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:15,648
Can I hug you?
556
00:31:16,397 --> 00:31:17,323
Please.
557
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,879
Of course.
558
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:38,515
What happened?
559
00:31:39,051 --> 00:31:40,145
Am I crazy or
560
00:31:40,225 --> 00:31:42,838
is that the same bottle
we drank from and got married?
561
00:31:43,244 --> 00:31:44,771
It's the same brand, right?
562
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:49,153
Yeah, that's the same bottle
that made our heads spin.
563
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:51,586
And had us circling the
holy fire to get married.
564
00:31:52,648 --> 00:31:53,726
Oh, God.
565
00:31:54,152 --> 00:31:55,938
How will we divide the bottle now?
566
00:32:07,796 --> 00:32:10,632
- Oh...
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
567
00:32:11,969 --> 00:32:12,729
No.
568
00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:15,411
- Truth or dare? Truth or dare?
- No, guys. I can't.
569
00:32:15,491 --> 00:32:17,597
This is such a silly game.
Can't we play something else?
570
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:20,821
- Truth or dare? Truth or dare?
- Okay, okay, okay.
571
00:32:21,659 --> 00:32:22,505
Dare.
572
00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:23,564
Yes.
573
00:32:25,513 --> 00:32:28,332
See that handsome
photographer over there.
574
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,282
- Where?
- With the camera.
575
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,320
Henry, she's your wife, not your cousin.
576
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,555
Look at her with more love, mate.
577
00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:37,138
And, Hanna, just stroke his beard.
578
00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:39,818
Yes. That's lovely.
Nice and soft. Great.
579
00:32:40,062 --> 00:32:41,027
Be still.
580
00:32:41,107 --> 00:32:42,217
Go and kiss him.
581
00:32:43,176 --> 00:32:44,069
What?
582
00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:45,745
- Go and kiss him.
- No.
583
00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:48,012
She can't kiss a stranger. I agree.
584
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,084
- No.
- He's so cute. He's so cute.
585
00:32:51,164 --> 00:32:52,166
Very nice.
586
00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:55,553
My marriage didn't last five years,
Looks like theirs will end in five days.
587
00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:59,750
Hey... I swear, you won't
last five seconds in this world.
588
00:33:00,121 --> 00:33:01,994
"Two times the tax. For God's sakes."
589
00:33:02,074 --> 00:33:04,935
You know Hindi. Very nice. Very nice.
Sorry. Sorry.
590
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:06,420
We'll get some photos
clicked on that bridge.
591
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,923
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Come on, honey.
592
00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:09,107
Come, goatee and gal, let's go.
593
00:33:09,482 --> 00:33:11,881
- You can.
- No.
594
00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:05,999
Don't let go of the rope.
595
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:09,391
Keep paddling.
Paddle. Paddle.
596
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,254
Don't let go of the rope.
597
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,414
Help.
598
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,088
Help! Help!
599
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,179
Somebody help me.
600
00:34:34,012 --> 00:34:36,248
- Somebody help me.
- She will drown.
601
00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:38,440
- Please help.
- Vicky, help her.
602
00:34:43,762 --> 00:34:45,503
Help. Help.
603
00:34:46,245 --> 00:34:47,157
Help.
604
00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:55,399
Help.
605
00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:01,140
- Thank God.
- Thank God.
606
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:23,896
Wake up.
607
00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:28,457
Wake up, wake up.
608
00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:29,897
Breathe, breathe!
609
00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:32,258
What do I do? What do I do?
610
00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:36,367
Wait... only one man can
save her in this situation.
611
00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,831
My school headmaster, Mr. Shukla!
612
00:35:38,968 --> 00:35:40,077
Sir, what do I do?
613
00:35:40,157 --> 00:35:47,532
Well... when things go wrong,
or someone's in trouble,
614
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:50,695
or can't breathe...
615
00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:54,417
you give them CPR.
616
00:35:54,705 --> 00:35:57,119
First, lock your hands,
617
00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,635
place them on the patient's chest...
618
00:35:59,715 --> 00:36:05,918
and pump at regular intervals.
619
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,112
Pump... pump...
620
00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:10,389
Thank you, Mr. Shukla!
621
00:36:11,207 --> 00:36:13,326
Pump... pump...
622
00:36:13,406 --> 00:36:15,266
pump, pump, pump...
Oh no...
623
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:18,785
It's not working, Mr. Shukla!
Say something!
624
00:36:18,949 --> 00:36:20,551
Else, this beautiful girl will die!
625
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,464
How can I let her die?
626
00:36:22,544 --> 00:36:24,333
Mr. Shukla won't let her die.
627
00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:28,314
Step two of CPR -
hold her nose
628
00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:34,240
and blow air into her mouth.
629
00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,086
How?
630
00:36:36,256 --> 00:36:37,356
Like this.
631
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,554
What's so funny?
632
00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:46,467
I'll try...
633
00:36:46,547 --> 00:36:47,619
Sorry, ma'am...
634
00:36:49,715 --> 00:36:52,149
- Like this, Mr. Shukla?
- You're not supposed to kiss her.
635
00:36:52,229 --> 00:36:53,607
You're supposed to blow air!
636
00:36:53,687 --> 00:36:54,591
Okay.
637
00:37:00,056 --> 00:37:01,080
Hallelujah!
638
00:37:01,242 --> 00:37:02,398
It's a miracle.
639
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,388
Are you okay?
640
00:37:04,468 --> 00:37:06,524
Do you want water?
No... sorry no water!
641
00:37:09,091 --> 00:37:10,278
Are you okay?
642
00:37:23,347 --> 00:37:25,045
Oh, my God. She did it.
643
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,930
No, she's still doing it.
644
00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,176
Please, someone stop her.
645
00:37:28,256 --> 00:37:29,625
Preet, that's enough.
646
00:37:36,347 --> 00:37:37,220
Thank you.
647
00:37:38,997 --> 00:37:40,991
I didn't get a chance
to say it the other day.
648
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,366
You're lucky I found you today.
649
00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:51,241
Hey. Your money.
650
00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:53,827
That's for you.
651
00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:57,457
The value of my kiss is only £5?
652
00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:05,496
Rise and Shine. Vodka and Wine.
653
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:08,043
Reach Club Dance and Dine...
before Nine.
654
00:38:12,455 --> 00:38:13,308
Fine...
655
00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:14,741
Fine!
656
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:17,681
Chug. Chug. Chug.
657
00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:21,741
Chug. Chug. Chug.
658
00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:23,349
Come on, Preet.
659
00:38:23,905 --> 00:38:24,968
Woohoo!
660
00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:27,656
Chug. Chug. Chug.
661
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,213
Whoa!
662
00:38:35,374 --> 00:38:38,236
"Oh my God."
663
00:38:38,508 --> 00:38:41,865
"Oh what."
664
00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,269
"Twerk it."
665
00:38:45,419 --> 00:38:49,327
"Shake it. Shake it."
666
00:39:00,315 --> 00:39:02,503
"Shake it. Shake it."
667
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,043
"Oh my God."
668
00:40:27,472 --> 00:40:28,507
By the way,
669
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,200
are you single?
670
00:40:32,364 --> 00:40:33,681
Fully single.
671
00:40:36,449 --> 00:40:39,607
Okay. I'm gonna go
get another drink then.
672
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:43,913
One more?
673
00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:46,426
Is she a drunkard?
674
00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:47,897
Works for me.
675
00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:50,989
Move.
676
00:41:13,813 --> 00:41:15,053
- Sir, it's mine.
- Bro, it's mine.
677
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:16,428
- Sir, it's mine.
- It's my tip.
678
00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:17,711
Sir, it's mine.
679
00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:20,200
I double the tip, okay.
680
00:41:20,482 --> 00:41:21,562
Sir, Indian money?
681
00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:24,040
You're not British either.
Take it and leave.
682
00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:27,410
Use force, but make no fuss.
683
00:41:27,606 --> 00:41:30,441
Come to the bedroom,
follow the red door.
684
00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:36,614
Move aside.
685
00:41:47,885 --> 00:41:49,161
Villages have homes...
686
00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,149
but this home has an entire village.
687
00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:52,904
They are loaded.
688
00:42:01,984 --> 00:42:02,900
Oh!
689
00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:04,267
Tommy is a good boy.
690
00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:06,779
Who's a good Tommy?
You're a good Tommy.
691
00:42:06,859 --> 00:42:08,174
Who's a good Tommy?
692
00:42:08,789 --> 00:42:09,783
Bad Tommy.
693
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,961
No, Tommy. No.
694
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,261
Tommy. Tommy.
695
00:42:16,358 --> 00:42:18,630
I don't want rabies. I want babies.
696
00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:23,048
Why are you getting angry?
Is it because I called you Tommy?
697
00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,762
Your madam called me.
Let me go.
698
00:42:26,514 --> 00:42:27,403
I'll go.
699
00:42:29,786 --> 00:42:31,606
Who's going to save me now?
700
00:42:32,827 --> 00:42:35,312
My PT teacher... Mr. Mishra.
701
00:42:35,512 --> 00:42:36,609
Youngsters
702
00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:39,403
kids my height,
703
00:42:39,483 --> 00:42:42,976
take a deep breath before you run.
704
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,441
Put your chest out,
keep your posture straight.
705
00:42:47,038 --> 00:42:49,590
And keep your eyes on
your 'disha' (direction) while running.
706
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,499
Understood?
707
00:42:50,579 --> 00:42:51,563
Hi, Disha.
708
00:42:52,256 --> 00:42:53,376
Wrong.
709
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,902
Not this Disha.
710
00:42:56,580 --> 00:43:00,681
I mean direction, your goal.
711
00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:04,752
So that you can stay ahead
and leave everyone behind.
712
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,761
- Sir, what if a dog chases us?
- Good question.
713
00:43:07,903 --> 00:43:10,466
If a dog chases you, don't think
714
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,853
just run. Long strides, big leaps.
715
00:43:15,056 --> 00:43:16,988
Okay, Mr. Mishra... I'll try.
716
00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:23,823
Here is the dog.
717
00:43:24,006 --> 00:43:25,971
Hey, dog! Hey, dog!
718
00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:27,788
Hey, dog! Hey, dog!
719
00:43:27,868 --> 00:43:30,067
Hey, dog! Hey, dog!
720
00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:32,384
Mishra sir! Mishra sir!
721
00:43:32,548 --> 00:43:36,178
- Long strides! Big jump!
- Long strides! Big jump!
722
00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:37,412
Long leap!
723
00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:39,856
Climb a wall! Climb a tree!
724
00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:41,452
Be like Spider-Man!
725
00:43:41,532 --> 00:43:42,750
I'm climbing. I'm trying.
726
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,892
Climb whatever you get.
But save yourself from the dog!
727
00:43:46,702 --> 00:43:48,052
I've climbed up, Mr. Mishra.
728
00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:51,576
I'm safe.
729
00:43:52,948 --> 00:43:54,277
Follow the red...
730
00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:58,336
Red door.
731
00:43:58,826 --> 00:43:59,692
Red door.
732
00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,470
Red door. Red door.
733
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,459
Red door.
734
00:44:03,985 --> 00:44:05,038
Red door?
735
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,900
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe...
736
00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:11,278
Two red doors,
which one do I go?
737
00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:13,414
Damn it.
738
00:44:13,795 --> 00:44:14,896
What the hell.
739
00:44:16,921 --> 00:44:18,574
Preet.
740
00:44:25,348 --> 00:44:26,270
Cutie.
741
00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:29,716
Perfume.
742
00:44:34,087 --> 00:44:41,077
"Two hearts are meeting quietly,
in secret."
743
00:44:47,532 --> 00:44:49,599
Don't kill me.
Don't sell my kidney, please.
744
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:51,488
- I am very young. Please.
- Get up.
745
00:44:51,624 --> 00:44:52,879
My mother is still alive...
746
00:44:56,608 --> 00:45:00,195
Do you even know whose
house you've barged into?
747
00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:04,289
For your information -
Jogi Randhawa.
748
00:45:04,465 --> 00:45:05,923
He doesn't talk much...
749
00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:08,197
his gun does the talking.
750
00:45:08,341 --> 00:45:09,157
Gun?
751
00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,775
Sir, sorry.
I haven't done anything, please.
752
00:45:12,855 --> 00:45:14,197
- I haven't done anything.
- Jass?
753
00:45:15,136 --> 00:45:17,217
- Preet. Save me.
- Brother...
754
00:45:17,774 --> 00:45:18,501
Brother?
755
00:45:18,581 --> 00:45:21,400
What are you doing, brother?
You're scaring him. Stop it.
756
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,318
Jass is--
757
00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:30,857
Truth or Dare?
758
00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:33,305
Are you two addicted
to this game or what?
759
00:45:37,023 --> 00:45:39,268
Cheating. Cheating. Cheating.
This is cheating.
760
00:45:42,357 --> 00:45:43,929
You've already done the dare.
761
00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:46,437
Time for the truth.
762
00:45:46,714 --> 00:45:50,014
Tell me... what were
you doing in my house,
763
00:45:50,516 --> 00:45:53,164
in my sister's room...
so late at night?
764
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,782
You sister called me.
765
00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:59,008
She said, 'using force
without the fuss, enter the red door.'
766
00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,827
I know Preet from before, sir.
767
00:46:02,044 --> 00:46:02,710
Yes.
768
00:46:02,973 --> 00:46:03,622
- Yes?
- Yes.
769
00:46:03,702 --> 00:46:04,917
I saved her life.
770
00:46:04,997 --> 00:46:06,807
Actually, Shukla sir solved the matter.
771
00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,192
- Who is Shukla sir?
- My school headmaster.
772
00:46:09,373 --> 00:46:10,920
I did exactly like he said.
773
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,768
I went close to her and kissed her.
774
00:46:12,848 --> 00:46:14,886
- Sire.
- I mean... I gave her oxygen, sir.
775
00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:15,972
O2.
776
00:46:17,172 --> 00:46:18,108
What is he saying?
777
00:46:18,188 --> 00:46:19,650
Explain it to your brother.
778
00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:20,538
Yes, brother.
779
00:46:20,618 --> 00:46:24,138
Remember what happened in Uttarakhand?
I almost drowned while rafting.
780
00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,430
He's the one who saved me.
781
00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:28,896
I am alive because of him.
782
00:46:29,226 --> 00:46:33,276
Sire, does saving her life give
him the right to enter her bedroom?
783
00:46:34,022 --> 00:46:35,069
Brother...
784
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:36,678
Look.
785
00:46:36,855 --> 00:46:38,925
She scribbled the address on
this note and called me here.
786
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,679
It was her.
Your dogs even chased me.
787
00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:43,227
But Mishra sir solved that matter.
788
00:46:43,307 --> 00:46:44,733
Who is this Mishra now?
789
00:46:44,813 --> 00:46:46,023
My PT teacher, sir.
790
00:46:46,161 --> 00:46:49,731
Stop this Mishra-Shukla nonsense.
791
00:46:49,811 --> 00:46:52,652
Just tell me whether
you love Preet or not.
792
00:46:53,842 --> 00:46:55,656
Growing love, sir.
Growing...
793
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:57,701
Every second I fall
more in love with her.
794
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,872
Oh.
795
00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:06,247
And what about you, Preet?
796
00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,314
Do you too have a growing love for him?
797
00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:11,245
No!
798
00:47:11,325 --> 00:47:12,621
- What?
- What are you saying?
799
00:47:12,701 --> 00:47:14,763
Your brother's going to shoot me.
800
00:47:14,843 --> 00:47:16,971
I mean, we just met.
801
00:47:17,145 --> 00:47:20,373
I want to get to know him.
I mean... he's cute.
802
00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,575
Cute? Okay, fine.
803
00:47:22,893 --> 00:47:24,501
You, boy. Come here.
804
00:47:24,825 --> 00:47:25,823
No, no.
805
00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:26,770
- Go on.
- Come on.
806
00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:27,683
- Go.
- Come on.
807
00:47:27,763 --> 00:47:28,695
Don't push.
808
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,415
Come on.
809
00:47:31,731 --> 00:47:34,170
Don't even think of betraying her.
810
00:47:34,874 --> 00:47:39,840
Cross a Randhawa,
and you're done.
811
00:47:40,135 --> 00:47:41,626
That chance, I'll give you none.
812
00:47:41,706 --> 00:47:44,259
Soon, wedding prep will have begun.
813
00:47:44,522 --> 00:47:46,952
Preet, let's get some fresh air and fun.
814
00:47:47,154 --> 00:47:48,837
And listen, idiot.
815
00:47:49,353 --> 00:47:52,877
Next time you want to meet Preet,
don't jump across the wall.
816
00:47:54,318 --> 00:47:56,004
Use the main door.
817
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,030
Alright, I'll use the main door.
818
00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:01,974
Keep the door open.
819
00:48:02,364 --> 00:48:03,996
Thank you, brother.
You're a sweetheart.
820
00:48:04,076 --> 00:48:05,916
- Need your blessings.
- Let's go.
821
00:48:06,048 --> 00:48:06,824
Where are we going?
822
00:48:06,904 --> 00:48:08,279
Sire, I feel--
823
00:48:10,428 --> 00:48:11,466
Growing love.
824
00:48:23,037 --> 00:48:26,610
"Forgetting all the
worries in the world,"
825
00:48:26,690 --> 00:48:29,673
"I drift closer to you..."
826
00:48:29,753 --> 00:48:34,059
"Forgetting all the
worries in the world,"
827
00:48:34,139 --> 00:48:37,548
"I drift closer to you..."
828
00:48:37,854 --> 00:48:41,262
"In your eyes,"
829
00:48:41,342 --> 00:48:43,823
"I find my light."
830
00:48:43,903 --> 00:48:45,664
"And be yours forever."
831
00:48:45,744 --> 00:48:47,491
"And be yours forever."
832
00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:51,195
"And be yours forever."
833
00:48:51,275 --> 00:48:53,029
"And be yours forever."
834
00:48:53,109 --> 00:48:54,892
"And be yours forever."
835
00:48:54,972 --> 00:48:58,645
"And be yours forever."
836
00:48:58,725 --> 00:49:02,254
"I'm yours..."
837
00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:06,674
"And be yours forever."
838
00:49:29,262 --> 00:49:32,944
"Are you a dream,
or are you my destiny?"
839
00:49:33,024 --> 00:49:36,668
"It's hard to believe"
840
00:49:36,981 --> 00:49:44,011
"I deserve your love,
I want to believe."
841
00:49:44,091 --> 00:49:47,987
"Are you a dream,
or are you my destiny?"
842
00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:51,599
"It's hard to believe"
843
00:49:51,758 --> 00:49:58,814
"I deserve your love,
I want to believe."
844
00:49:59,077 --> 00:50:06,225
"Nothing matters more
than me being yours."
845
00:50:06,512 --> 00:50:10,155
"Say what's in your heart,"
846
00:50:10,235 --> 00:50:12,486
"so I can finally sleep in peace."
847
00:50:12,566 --> 00:50:14,278
"And be yours forever."
848
00:50:14,358 --> 00:50:16,106
"And be yours forever."
849
00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:19,709
"And be yours forever."
850
00:50:19,885 --> 00:50:21,632
"And be yours forever."
851
00:50:21,712 --> 00:50:23,487
"And be yours forever."
852
00:50:23,567 --> 00:50:27,181
"And be yours forever."
853
00:50:27,261 --> 00:50:30,780
"I'm yours..."
854
00:50:30,975 --> 00:50:35,074
"And be yours forever."
855
00:50:38,346 --> 00:50:40,764
"And be yours forever."
856
00:50:42,093 --> 00:50:45,136
"And be yours forever."
857
00:50:45,738 --> 00:50:49,336
"Be yours."
858
00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,592
"Everybody knows I'm the baddest.
Who am I without my bad habits?"
859
00:50:57,672 --> 00:50:59,513
"I just play it too much,
I don't plan it."
860
00:50:59,593 --> 00:51:01,768
"Rolling stone better
keep it them balance. Please."
861
00:51:01,848 --> 00:51:05,119
"Baby, that's love for me.
All the best things, they come in threes."
862
00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:08,588
"It may seem like a crowd to you.
But to me it's just good company."
863
00:51:08,668 --> 00:51:10,612
"Not a player I'm the whole
game the worst of them all."
864
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:12,450
"Way over this time
I might have gone too far."
865
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:14,367
"I been going' hard
it's just who you are."
866
00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:16,280
"They love me I'm leavin'
I shoot like a star."
867
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,678
"When you're young..."
868
00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:23,432
"When you're young..."
869
00:51:24,855 --> 00:51:26,100
Squeeze me.
870
00:51:28,892 --> 00:51:29,658
Hi.
871
00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,570
- Baani?
- Yes, Baani.
872
00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,052
Won't you ask me to come in?
873
00:51:37,712 --> 00:51:39,498
Remember, I'm still your wife.
874
00:51:40,323 --> 00:51:41,940
Yeah, come in.
875
00:51:42,595 --> 00:51:45,207
- Wow, it's a beautiful house.
- Thank you.
876
00:51:46,758 --> 00:51:48,373
Old habits die hard.
877
00:51:49,878 --> 00:51:51,280
By the way, what are you doing here?
878
00:51:51,481 --> 00:51:52,833
Are you here with the divorce papers?
879
00:51:52,998 --> 00:51:55,436
No. I want to tell you something.
880
00:51:56,209 --> 00:51:57,492
You could have called.
881
00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:59,738
I couldn't have told you on the phone.
It's personal.
882
00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:02,201
- Jass, are you ready?
- I am.
883
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:04,455
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Are you ready?
884
00:52:04,535 --> 00:52:06,473
Stop spinning me around.
Tell me what happened.
885
00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:08,916
I'm pregnant.
886
00:52:10,991 --> 00:52:12,478
I'm pregnant.
887
00:52:13,859 --> 00:52:15,957
Wow. Congratulations.
888
00:52:16,123 --> 00:52:17,295
Who's the boy?
889
00:52:21,133 --> 00:52:23,406
What do you mean, who's the boy?
Are you for real, Jass?
890
00:52:24,914 --> 00:52:26,533
Is this all you have to say,
who's the boy?
891
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,633
- No...
- You don't remember, do you?
892
00:52:31,404 --> 00:52:32,748
Let me remind you.
893
00:52:32,897 --> 00:52:37,502
Remember, the judge said he
would decide our future in six months.
894
00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:41,091
I went home and I was packing
895
00:52:41,171 --> 00:52:43,138
and you saw that bottle.
896
00:52:48,696 --> 00:52:53,718
Remember, Jass...
we just kept drinking that night.
897
00:52:54,248 --> 00:52:57,632
And eventually... the alcohol took over.
898
00:53:04,053 --> 00:53:06,839
Then... you came close,
like you always do...
899
00:53:07,614 --> 00:53:12,022
and I raised my leg to kick you,
like I always do.
900
00:53:14,914 --> 00:53:16,122
But then...
901
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,324
Now you remember who's the boy?
902
00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:28,360
Yes.
903
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:31,796
Jass, you're going to be a father.
904
00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,348
This is exactly what you wanted.
905
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:35,756
Oh my God.
906
00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:37,853
Yeah. Oh my God.
907
00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:39,798
Only God can plan this for us.
908
00:53:39,956 --> 00:53:42,344
But what about your goals? Aspirations?
909
00:53:42,424 --> 00:53:43,631
Your self growth as a woman?
910
00:53:43,711 --> 00:53:44,719
- It's okay.
- You're a fighter.
911
00:53:44,799 --> 00:53:46,346
- It's okay.
- Really?
912
00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:50,442
Jass, God has given me the opportunity
to become a mother for the first time.
913
00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:53,118
I'll sort out my career.
I'll work from home.
914
00:53:53,198 --> 00:53:54,648
- Sure?
- Yeah.
915
00:53:54,728 --> 00:53:56,854
Everything happens for a reason.
916
00:53:57,888 --> 00:54:00,071
In our case, it's for the kid.
917
00:54:00,648 --> 00:54:03,648
You and me will bring
a third person in this world.
918
00:54:03,728 --> 00:54:04,886
- Jass.
- Enough.
919
00:54:05,778 --> 00:54:07,691
No one will come between us.
920
00:54:07,771 --> 00:54:10,048
"Toasted. Toasted. Toasted."
921
00:54:10,739 --> 00:54:14,185
"Toasted. Toasted. Toasted."
922
00:54:16,726 --> 00:54:18,334
- Sorry.
- Jass?
923
00:54:20,146 --> 00:54:22,936
But it's...switched off.
924
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,031
The battery is dead.
I'll put it to charge.
925
00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:31,282
- Hello?
- Baby, come quickly to my house.
926
00:54:31,362 --> 00:54:33,220
- Why?
- What do you mean why?
927
00:54:33,550 --> 00:54:35,536
If you don't come,
then I'm coming there.
928
00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:38,868
- No... no, no, no...
- Okay.
929
00:54:38,948 --> 00:54:41,264
No. No. No....
930
00:54:44,518 --> 00:54:47,068
Jass. Jass. You forgot your pants.
931
00:54:47,148 --> 00:54:48,298
I know, Martha!
932
00:54:48,378 --> 00:54:51,153
And guess what...
I forgot to wear a condom too!
933
00:55:08,937 --> 00:55:09,707
Preet.
934
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:11,983
Preet.
935
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,949
Preet.
936
00:55:14,323 --> 00:55:15,096
Preet.
937
00:55:15,621 --> 00:55:16,456
Jass.
938
00:55:17,121 --> 00:55:19,222
You said it's something urgent.
All good?
939
00:55:19,768 --> 00:55:21,832
First you tell me,
why are you in your shorts?
940
00:55:22,024 --> 00:55:24,548
You said it's an emergency.
Now, tell me what happened.
941
00:55:25,344 --> 00:55:26,364
Ready?
942
00:55:28,509 --> 00:55:29,401
Okay.
943
00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:34,792
Wait a second? Do you have COVID?
944
00:55:35,182 --> 00:55:36,698
- No offence, please.
- Jass.
945
00:55:36,778 --> 00:55:37,725
Look at it properly.
946
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:39,008
Maintain two feet distance.
947
00:55:39,088 --> 00:55:40,823
- Please.
- Don't you know what this is?
948
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,975
It's a pregnancy test kit.
949
00:55:43,494 --> 00:55:46,186
Jass, I am pregnant.
950
00:55:48,532 --> 00:55:49,594
I'm pregnant.
951
00:55:50,236 --> 00:55:50,986
Jass...?
952
00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:53,422
No, this can't be happening.
953
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,102
What do you mean can't be happening?
954
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,800
It's happening. It's real.
955
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,000
I'm pregnant.
956
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,968
But I used protection...
957
00:56:00,048 --> 00:56:01,870
So? Protection failed.
958
00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:04,546
How can protection fail?
Protection's job is to protect.
959
00:56:04,854 --> 00:56:07,942
I have just given you such great news,
960
00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:09,280
and you're not happy.
961
00:56:09,479 --> 00:56:10,450
You're not happy.
962
00:56:11,722 --> 00:56:12,537
I'm happy.
963
00:56:12,682 --> 00:56:14,454
Jass, you're going to be a father.
964
00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:17,278
This is exactly what you wanted.
965
00:56:17,488 --> 00:56:18,892
I am very happy.
966
00:56:18,972 --> 00:56:21,160
Look at my face.
See how happy I am.
967
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,368
I am very happy.
968
00:56:22,586 --> 00:56:24,784
But these condom companies,
I won't let them off so easily.
969
00:56:24,976 --> 00:56:25,942
I will file a case against them.
970
00:56:26,022 --> 00:56:27,118
I will sue them.
971
00:56:27,198 --> 00:56:28,786
How can they do this?
972
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:33,124
Instead of being happy about the news
you're angry with the condom company?
973
00:56:33,717 --> 00:56:35,440
- Not cool.
- I am angry with myself.
974
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,868
No, it's fine. It's okay.
975
00:56:36,948 --> 00:56:37,924
Just let it be.
976
00:56:38,004 --> 00:56:39,524
- It's okay.
- I'm lost...
977
00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:41,083
I'm lost...for words.
978
00:56:41,854 --> 00:56:43,200
You're not happy.
979
00:56:43,888 --> 00:56:44,764
Very happy.
980
00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:48,082
You and I will bring
a third person into this world.
981
00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:49,653
- Jass...
- Enough...
982
00:56:50,308 --> 00:56:52,463
no one will come between us now.
983
00:56:52,636 --> 00:56:54,004
- And guess what?
- What?
984
00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:56,524
Today is International Pregnancy Day.
985
00:56:56,770 --> 00:56:58,420
What are the odds?
986
00:56:59,608 --> 00:57:01,750
Brilliant. Brilliant.
987
00:57:01,915 --> 00:57:03,049
What a day.
988
00:57:03,129 --> 00:57:07,485
So everyone's going
to announce - I'm pregnant.
989
00:57:07,617 --> 00:57:08,823
We are all pregnant.
990
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:09,831
You're so funny.
991
00:57:09,911 --> 00:57:11,274
For the next nine months
992
00:57:11,354 --> 00:57:13,689
it's going to be
anxiety, depression, mood swings...
993
00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:15,795
Labour pain as well.
Plus, it's also going to kick.
994
00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,265
But where are you going?
995
00:57:17,345 --> 00:57:19,103
I'm going to the temple
to bang my head...
996
00:57:19,183 --> 00:57:21,000
I mean, take blessings.
Don't stop me.
997
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,300
We've to tell my brother.
He's gonna be so happy.
998
00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,865
'Jass, I'm pregnant.'
999
00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:29,560
'Jass, I'm pregnant.'
1000
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,867
'Jass, I'm pregnant.'
1001
00:57:38,639 --> 00:57:40,559
'Jass, I'm pregnant.'
1002
00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:52,175
"Toasted. Toasted. Toasted."
1003
00:57:53,391 --> 00:57:55,023
- Mom.
- Jass, what happened?
1004
00:57:55,173 --> 00:57:56,211
Is everything alright?
1005
00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,443
Mom, God has answered your prayers.
1006
00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:00,165
I'm, stuck between two.
1007
00:58:00,303 --> 00:58:02,395
Now, two are on the way. Two.
1008
00:58:02,571 --> 00:58:03,723
I didn't understand, son.
1009
00:58:03,803 --> 00:58:05,115
- Mom.
- Hello?
1010
00:58:05,361 --> 00:58:06,603
Hello... Hello Jass?
1011
00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:09,393
Twinkle, twinkle... double the worry,
1012
00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:13,137
How am I going to handle
two love stories?
1013
00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:49,190
This is the limit! Unbelievable!
1014
00:58:49,659 --> 00:58:52,066
First, you couldn't even have one baby.
Now you're having two!
1015
00:58:52,569 --> 00:58:54,039
What crappy luck!
1016
00:58:57,587 --> 00:58:58,884
Why are you hitting me?
1017
00:58:59,273 --> 00:59:00,841
Tiny. Tiny.
1018
00:59:01,598 --> 00:59:03,225
How can I help you, Mr. Kunnu?
1019
00:59:03,305 --> 00:59:04,807
My friend is under a lot of stress.
1020
00:59:04,887 --> 00:59:06,383
Give him today's special.
1021
00:59:06,705 --> 00:59:07,627
Sure, sir.
1022
00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:10,905
In today's special, we have
a double cheese burger,
1023
00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,491
a double sundae
and a chilled glass of beer.
1024
00:59:14,731 --> 00:59:17,498
Double? Double. Double?
1025
00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:27,158
Do you know, my life's biggest trouble
1026
00:59:27,408 --> 00:59:28,799
is because of the word "double".
1027
00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:29,570
- Huh?
- Yes.
1028
00:59:30,054 --> 00:59:31,668
I have "double" the girls in my life,
1029
00:59:31,806 --> 00:59:34,788
and while dealing with them,
I'm going to have "double" kids now.
1030
00:59:35,118 --> 00:59:39,258
And now you're...
offering me double-double?
1031
00:59:39,423 --> 00:59:41,156
Bloody double balloon!
1032
00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:42,933
I double curse you!
1033
00:59:43,013 --> 00:59:44,185
May you catch double the disease!
1034
00:59:44,265 --> 00:59:47,777
May you go home, and find out
you have double fathers.
1035
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,156
- That's right, double fathers.
- Huh?
1036
00:59:50,131 --> 00:59:51,346
Stop, Jass. Jass.
1037
00:59:52,651 --> 00:59:54,076
Damn, are you made of double cement?
1038
00:59:54,156 --> 00:59:55,486
Let go of me!
1039
00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:57,541
- Bloody fatso.
- Stop insulting him now.
1040
00:59:58,133 --> 00:59:59,491
I'll insult him double the times!
1041
00:59:59,571 --> 01:00:02,010
Mr. Kunnu, this guy is a crazy guy.
1042
01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,676
He's a psychopath.
1043
01:00:03,756 --> 01:00:05,237
Take him out of the club,
1044
01:00:05,317 --> 01:00:07,186
or take him out of the UK.
1045
01:00:07,266 --> 01:00:08,407
Sorry, Tiny. Sorry.
1046
01:00:08,487 --> 01:00:10,373
What, "sorry Tiny?"
1047
01:00:10,747 --> 01:00:12,899
- His name is Tiny?
- Just sit down.
1048
01:00:13,976 --> 01:00:15,112
Drink this.
1049
01:00:15,192 --> 01:00:16,335
What's wrong with you?
1050
01:00:19,861 --> 01:00:20,825
Sorry.
1051
01:00:21,746 --> 01:00:22,965
Don't get stressed.
1052
01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:25,384
Preet.
1053
01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,018
Hi, Jass.
1054
01:00:27,462 --> 01:00:28,314
Hi.
1055
01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:29,934
Who is she?
1056
01:00:30,014 --> 01:00:30,882
She...
1057
01:00:33,144 --> 01:00:34,224
Preet, I'm Baani.
1058
01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,912
I was in Jass's life before you.
1059
01:00:37,098 --> 01:00:38,640
And we were married to each other.
1060
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,376
He wanted a baby, and I didn't.
1061
01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:43,517
So we separated, but...
1062
01:00:43,930 --> 01:00:45,424
now I'm carrying his baby.
1063
01:00:46,074 --> 01:00:47,412
Jass told me about--
1064
01:00:56,436 --> 01:00:58,494
My brother only holds a gun,
1065
01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:00,828
but I fire.
1066
01:01:04,176 --> 01:01:05,598
What are you doing, Preet?
Have you lost your mind?
1067
01:01:05,856 --> 01:01:08,070
Preet, you're making
a big mistake by killing him.
1068
01:01:08,872 --> 01:01:10,206
You're right.
1069
01:01:10,399 --> 01:01:12,000
I should kill you.
1070
01:01:13,259 --> 01:01:16,866
Baani!
1071
01:01:24,789 --> 01:01:26,571
Baby, are you okay?
1072
01:01:28,011 --> 01:01:28,857
What happened?
1073
01:01:28,937 --> 01:01:30,663
Why did you suddenly fall down?
1074
01:01:31,173 --> 01:01:32,366
No, I...
1075
01:01:32,752 --> 01:01:36,537
Dizziness and loss of balance
is common during pregnancy.
1076
01:01:36,617 --> 01:01:38,349
I'm the one who is pregnant.
Not you.
1077
01:01:38,429 --> 01:01:40,095
- Yeah.
- You're so funny.
1078
01:01:42,183 --> 01:01:43,034
Hey...
1079
01:01:43,635 --> 01:01:44,763
My brother!
1080
01:01:47,055 --> 01:01:50,919
I gave you permission
to go out with Preet.
1081
01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,935
But before marriage,
you've made my sister--
1082
01:01:53,178 --> 01:01:55,665
Sorry, Randhawa ji.
I should've asked permission.
1083
01:01:55,815 --> 01:01:57,963
It was a mistake made out of love.
1084
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:01,509
Don't even think about doing it again.
1085
01:02:02,937 --> 01:02:05,835
Babies... should be born out of love.
1086
01:02:06,963 --> 01:02:08,217
So understanding.
1087
01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:10,459
Sire, the priest is here.
1088
01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:12,909
- Please come.
- The priest.
1089
01:02:13,365 --> 01:02:14,817
But why is the priest here?
1090
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:19,066
Sir, have you found an auspicious day?
1091
01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:24,010
Oh, an auspicious date for the
baby's 'Naamkaran' (naming ceremony).
1092
01:02:24,197 --> 01:02:26,516
In fact, I think we
should name the boy Karan.
1093
01:02:26,596 --> 01:02:28,025
'Naam Karan'. Get it?
1094
01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:28,811
Good one.
1095
01:02:28,891 --> 01:02:31,091
The priest is here to
pick a date for the wedding.
1096
01:02:31,171 --> 01:02:32,809
Wedding? Whose?
1097
01:02:32,889 --> 01:02:34,219
Ours. Who else?
1098
01:02:34,579 --> 01:02:36,237
- Okay.
- Tell us, sir.
1099
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,402
The first eight days
of next month are auspicious.
1100
01:02:39,482 --> 01:02:40,916
- Great.
- But I am not free.
1101
01:02:40,996 --> 01:02:43,047
- Are you busy?
- I am conducting several weddings.
1102
01:02:43,127 --> 01:02:44,293
- Brother.
- Guggi.
1103
01:02:44,373 --> 01:02:46,997
- Sire...
- Cancel all his weddings.
1104
01:02:47,258 --> 01:02:48,130
Sire.
1105
01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:50,577
There you go, sir.
Your schedule is clear.
1106
01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:53,366
Second marriage before
divorcing your first wife?
1107
01:02:55,279 --> 01:02:59,119
I'm the judge,
and I'll sentence him.
1108
01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:00,977
Death sentence!
1109
01:03:02,086 --> 01:03:03,207
This wedding is not possible.
1110
01:03:03,287 --> 01:03:04,985
This wedding is not possible at all.
1111
01:03:05,150 --> 01:03:08,195
Why? Are you busy as well,
just like the priest?
1112
01:03:08,772 --> 01:03:11,600
- Let me explain.
- Explain.
1113
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,966
Randhawa ji, you must've
attended your father's wedding.
1114
01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:18,066
- You fool.
- Brother.
1115
01:03:18,146 --> 01:03:20,586
How can anyone attend
their father's wedding?
1116
01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,038
Exactly, sir.
That's what I am saying.
1117
01:03:23,204 --> 01:03:27,031
Fate is giving my child the
chance to attend my wedding, sir.
1118
01:03:27,111 --> 01:03:30,037
Just visualise, sir.
Happy family in one frame, sir.
1119
01:03:30,247 --> 01:03:33,315
Nephew Randhawa in uncle Randhawa's lap.
1120
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,283
And our child, happy in a nappy,
will sing and dance.
1121
01:03:37,363 --> 01:03:40,057
Uncle and nephew spinning
around in the city of London.
1122
01:03:40,137 --> 01:03:42,471
Spinning... Spinning...
1123
01:03:42,551 --> 01:03:43,439
Enough!
1124
01:03:51,822 --> 01:03:52,734
Excellent!
1125
01:03:53,418 --> 01:03:56,446
Even the filmmaker Sooraj Barjatya
never had a vision like this.
1126
01:03:57,014 --> 01:03:58,304
It's an original idea.
1127
01:03:58,529 --> 01:03:59,804
What do you say, Preet?
1128
01:04:00,855 --> 01:04:02,015
Yes, I like it.
1129
01:04:02,219 --> 01:04:03,719
- You're happy, I'm happy.
- I like it. I'm happy.
1130
01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:05,714
It is decided.
1131
01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:09,437
First, the baby comes in a carriage,
then we'll dance at the marriage.
1132
01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:12,626
Right... uncle and nephew spinning
around in the city of London.
1133
01:04:12,706 --> 01:04:14,890
- Spinning.
- Spinning... Spinning...
1134
01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,683
- Bye.
- Bye, baby.
1135
01:04:31,093 --> 01:04:33,135
- Just call Jass.
- Baani.
1136
01:04:33,472 --> 01:04:34,395
Baani.
1137
01:04:34,815 --> 01:04:36,068
- What happened?
- She's in terrible pain.
1138
01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:38,981
- Hurry, take her to the hospital.
- Thank you, Martha, thank you.
1139
01:04:39,061 --> 01:04:41,303
- Take her to the hospital quickly.
- Careful.
1140
01:04:41,383 --> 01:04:42,169
Come, come.
1141
01:04:48,048 --> 01:04:50,084
- Are you okay, Baani?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
1142
01:04:50,164 --> 01:04:52,041
The hospital is nearby.
1143
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:59,160
Baani, I want to tell you something.
1144
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,156
Yeah.
1145
01:05:00,622 --> 01:05:02,272
I mean, I can tell you this later,
1146
01:05:03,201 --> 01:05:05,114
but I can't keep this inside me anymore.
1147
01:05:06,059 --> 01:05:10,071
When we separated...
you told me to move on.
1148
01:05:12,522 --> 01:05:15,432
Months later, I met a girl.
1149
01:05:16,482 --> 01:05:17,352
Preet.
1150
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,468
We fell in love, Baani.
1151
01:05:23,526 --> 01:05:24,282
Baani...
1152
01:05:25,098 --> 01:05:26,286
Baani, are you listening...
1153
01:05:38,756 --> 01:05:39,753
What the hell!
1154
01:05:40,046 --> 01:05:41,133
But that's--
1155
01:05:41,213 --> 01:05:44,748
Sire, it's Jass...
your brother-in-law.
1156
01:05:45,064 --> 01:05:45,569
Brother-in-law?
1157
01:05:45,649 --> 01:05:46,601
- What?
- Jass?
1158
01:05:47,575 --> 01:05:49,173
Where is Jass going?
1159
01:05:50,327 --> 01:05:51,647
Who's honking here?
1160
01:05:54,629 --> 01:05:57,257
Randhawa? Where did he appear from?
1161
01:05:57,783 --> 01:06:00,777
Always bloody after me.
1162
01:06:04,977 --> 01:06:07,407
Sire, why is he driving so fast?
1163
01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:09,345
- Call him. Call him.
- Yes.
1164
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:16,530
"Toasted. Toasted. Toasted."
1165
01:06:17,205 --> 01:06:18,453
He didn't answer, sire.
1166
01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:20,211
Call him again.
1167
01:06:20,707 --> 01:06:22,539
- 'The number you've called is switched off'
- It's okay.
1168
01:06:22,619 --> 01:06:24,213
Sire, it's switched off!
1169
01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:27,573
Sir, I'm a vegetarian,
but still I smell something fishy.
1170
01:06:27,653 --> 01:06:28,953
Just shut up, Guggi.
1171
01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:32,292
Brother. Speed up.
I'm feeling very, very uneasy.
1172
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,197
Just take a deep breath, okay.
1173
01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:40,811
Who gives such people
a driving license?
1174
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:56,964
Why did you stop, sire? Let's go.
1175
01:06:57,196 --> 01:06:59,552
This is London, not Ludhiana.
1176
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:01,888
Damn!
1177
01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,354
We made it. We made it.
1178
01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:05,537
We overtook everyone
and made it to the hospital first.
1179
01:07:05,617 --> 01:07:07,749
Baani, wake up.
Come on, come on, fast.
1180
01:07:08,914 --> 01:07:09,694
Let's go, Baani.
1181
01:07:09,774 --> 01:07:10,787
Jass, I can't walk.
1182
01:07:10,867 --> 01:07:12,175
Don't worry.
We've reached the hospital.
1183
01:07:12,255 --> 01:07:13,292
- Let's go inside.
- Hold on.
1184
01:07:13,645 --> 01:07:17,167
Don't get stressed.
Selfie Kumar is here.
1185
01:07:17,247 --> 01:07:18,733
Sit. Sit down.
1186
01:07:18,813 --> 01:07:20,249
- Sir, where is the doctor?
- Wait a minute.
1187
01:07:20,329 --> 01:07:21,411
Are you the husband?
1188
01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:22,762
- Yes.
- Is she the wife?
1189
01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:24,811
- She's pregnant.
- That's life.
1190
01:07:24,891 --> 01:07:27,046
- Wait a minute.
- What are you doing?
1191
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,748
Virtual registration.
1192
01:07:29,081 --> 01:07:30,840
Everything's digital now.
1193
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,250
Now it's safely stored on my phone
1194
01:07:32,330 --> 01:07:34,847
that you're the husband
and she's your wife.
1195
01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:36,318
- Sir, we want to see the doctor...
- Hold on.
1196
01:07:36,398 --> 01:07:39,145
Sophie. Take the patient to Dr. Gulati.
1197
01:07:39,468 --> 01:07:40,406
- Please.
- Come.
1198
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:43,518
Excuse me. Mr. Ahuja.
1199
01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:44,388
That's me, sir.
1200
01:07:44,468 --> 01:07:46,382
- Myself Dr. Gulati.
- Hi.
1201
01:07:46,705 --> 01:07:47,590
How is Baani?
1202
01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:50,302
Not Baani. A story, honey...
1203
01:07:50,538 --> 01:07:52,195
The story of a mother.
1204
01:07:52,353 --> 01:07:54,595
A mother carries her child
for nine months in her womb,
1205
01:07:55,102 --> 01:07:58,330
three years in her arms,
and a lifetime in her heart.
1206
01:07:58,525 --> 01:08:00,603
That's right, sir.
But please tell me how is Baani.
1207
01:08:00,683 --> 01:08:03,266
She's not Baani. She's love, honey...
1208
01:08:03,468 --> 01:08:05,141
A mother's love.
1209
01:08:06,011 --> 01:08:08,344
When a child kicks in the womb,
1210
01:08:08,523 --> 01:08:12,243
a mother's heart jumps with joy.
1211
01:08:12,323 --> 01:08:14,823
Sir, please tell me, how is Baani?
1212
01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:17,779
Why are you talking
about all this nonsense?
1213
01:08:17,959 --> 01:08:19,158
How is Baani?
1214
01:08:19,238 --> 01:08:20,536
Mr. Ahuja, relax.
1215
01:08:21,064 --> 01:08:23,944
Religiously speaking,
you should read these three books.
1216
01:08:24,109 --> 01:08:26,839
'Maa ki Mamta' written by Mamta's mother.
('A Mother's Love' written by a Mother)
1217
01:08:27,379 --> 01:08:28,385
My favourite...
1218
01:08:28,465 --> 01:08:30,327
'Nau Mahina With My Hasina'
(Nine Months With My Beloved)
1219
01:08:30,946 --> 01:08:35,033
And... 'Lalla Lalla Lori, Do Patang Ek Dori'
(The Lullaby Of Two Kites And Their String)
1220
01:08:35,113 --> 01:08:36,470
I've written this myself.
1221
01:08:39,176 --> 01:08:40,962
Listen, doctor.
I'm not here for an exam.
1222
01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,107
I've lost my patience.
1223
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:43,877
- Did I ask you before becoming a father?
- No.
1224
01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,071
I am going to meet Baani.
1225
01:08:45,151 --> 01:08:47,087
I'm not asking you,
I'm telling you this.
1226
01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,100
Excuse me...
1227
01:08:48,674 --> 01:08:50,245
- Mr. Ahuja...
- What now?
1228
01:08:51,346 --> 01:08:52,345
Idiot.
1229
01:08:53,537 --> 01:08:56,634
He's definitely not ready
to become a father.
1230
01:09:03,196 --> 01:09:04,912
Your baby is fine.
1231
01:09:09,154 --> 01:09:11,420
Earlier, I didn't want a child, Jass.
1232
01:09:12,979 --> 01:09:16,091
But now, when this child
is coming into this world,
1233
01:09:17,532 --> 01:09:19,444
this child is my entire world.
1234
01:09:37,193 --> 01:09:39,024
Go to the cafeteria, Baani.
I'll join you in a bit.
1235
01:09:39,104 --> 01:09:39,938
Jass?
1236
01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:57,611
Brother.
1237
01:09:58,432 --> 01:10:00,018
I need to use the restroom.
1238
01:10:00,348 --> 01:10:01,391
Okay, go.
1239
01:10:02,742 --> 01:10:04,249
Alice, just come with me.
1240
01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:05,231
Let's go.
1241
01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:08,967
Oh... Oh, my God. Sorry.
1242
01:10:11,164 --> 01:10:12,552
What are you doing here?
1243
01:10:16,055 --> 01:10:16,910
Shitting.
1244
01:10:20,757 --> 01:10:22,384
Can you close the door?
1245
01:10:23,336 --> 01:10:26,794
Brother-in-law,
we've been waiting for a long time.
1246
01:10:27,933 --> 01:10:29,550
Come on, tell us.
1247
01:10:29,989 --> 01:10:30,852
Tell you what?
1248
01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:33,383
You were racing down the road,
1249
01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:35,546
you didn't hear us honking,
1250
01:10:35,626 --> 01:10:37,196
didn't answer the phone,
1251
01:10:37,844 --> 01:10:39,896
and even switched it off.
1252
01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,071
What's going on, brother-in-law?
1253
01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:47,638
Brother... truth is...
I love someone else more than Preet.
1254
01:10:48,332 --> 01:10:49,412
- What?
- Yes.
1255
01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:50,634
It's true.
1256
01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:54,033
Preet's happiness.
Her happiness.
1257
01:10:54,476 --> 01:10:57,641
She should get the right doctor,
right hospital, top-class treatment.
1258
01:10:57,799 --> 01:10:59,891
That's why I got here before you did.
1259
01:11:00,259 --> 01:11:01,361
- Jass.
- Yeah.
1260
01:11:02,815 --> 01:11:04,653
Do you see everything I'm doing for you?
1261
01:11:05,409 --> 01:11:08,061
- See, brother. He loves me so much.
- Yes.
1262
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,631
- Mrs. Preet Randhawa?
- Yes.
1263
01:11:10,711 --> 01:11:12,775
Dr. Gulati is ready for you.
1264
01:11:12,855 --> 01:11:14,628
- He's calling you in.
- Let's go.
1265
01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:16,091
You guys sit here.
1266
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:17,673
- You stay here.
- Okay.
1267
01:11:18,027 --> 01:11:19,467
Move him aside and come.
1268
01:11:19,639 --> 01:11:21,265
One second. Jass.
1269
01:11:21,507 --> 01:11:22,609
- Please come.
- Be careful.
1270
01:11:23,795 --> 01:11:25,159
This way, please.
1271
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:26,419
I'll be back.
1272
01:11:27,365 --> 01:11:29,435
Everything is normal.
1273
01:11:29,515 --> 01:11:30,950
- Thank God.
- These minor pains
1274
01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:32,434
are normal during pregnancy.
1275
01:11:32,832 --> 01:11:34,318
By the way, where's the baby's father?
1276
01:11:34,398 --> 01:11:36,095
- He--
- Doctor. I am here.
1277
01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,144
You can see me.
I am the father.
1278
01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:39,986
Many congratulations.
1279
01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:42,722
- Thank you.
- But why have you covered your face?
1280
01:11:43,328 --> 01:11:44,530
Any worries?
1281
01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:48,212
No worries. It's a father's story.
1282
01:11:48,444 --> 01:11:53,027
Like a mother, a father also
watches his child grow for nine months.
1283
01:11:53,665 --> 01:11:55,750
He rocks him in his
arms for three years.
1284
01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:57,638
And loves him from
the bottom of his heart for a lifetime.
1285
01:11:57,718 --> 01:11:58,636
Birdie.
1286
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,838
- How sweet.
- Wow.
1287
01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:04,558
These words sound familiar.
1288
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:08,776
No, no... it's about a father's glory.
1289
01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:11,812
Sacrificing all his desires,
1290
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:15,250
a father showers all
his love on his child.
1291
01:12:15,842 --> 01:12:16,848
What?
1292
01:12:17,312 --> 01:12:19,938
A father's love just like
a mother's affection.
1293
01:12:20,018 --> 01:12:21,738
I'm shocked to hear this.
1294
01:12:21,818 --> 01:12:23,035
- No, no...
- Then?
1295
01:12:23,115 --> 01:12:24,475
It's a father's glory.
1296
01:12:25,195 --> 01:12:27,580
When the child kicks
in the mother's womb,
1297
01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:30,925
a father's heart also
jumps with joy.
1298
01:12:31,582 --> 01:12:33,205
By the way, according to ChatGpt,
1299
01:12:33,285 --> 01:12:35,477
every father should
read these three books.
1300
01:12:35,637 --> 01:12:37,388
'Daddy Daddy Ho Jao Ready'
(Daddy, Daddy Gear Up Already)
1301
01:12:37,468 --> 01:12:40,028
'Volume Bandh Kar, Pappa Jag Jayega'
(Turn Down The Volume Or Daddy Will Wake Up)
1302
01:12:40,108 --> 01:12:42,026
And 'Who's Your Daddy Now?'
1303
01:12:42,106 --> 01:12:44,412
Wow, emotionally speaking,
1304
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:50,199
I've never seen a more responsible
father than you in my life.
1305
01:12:50,424 --> 01:12:52,148
I've never seen one either.
1306
01:12:52,228 --> 01:12:53,601
And you never will.
1307
01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:58,300
I just met a new father.
He was so badly behaved and rude.
1308
01:12:58,380 --> 01:12:59,950
- Oh no.
- And look at him.
1309
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,514
It seems like you're the
one expecting, not your wife.
1310
01:13:04,041 --> 01:13:05,663
Except, I'm from Chandigarh, sir.
1311
01:13:06,191 --> 01:13:08,109
- How is my child?
- Godamba.
1312
01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:10,118
Godamba. Go... Go...
1313
01:13:10,198 --> 01:13:11,587
- Hello, Godamba.
- Come.
1314
01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:13,209
I am sorry, Godamba.
1315
01:13:13,975 --> 01:13:15,363
Are you alright? You rest.
1316
01:13:15,443 --> 01:13:16,698
You rest now.
1317
01:13:16,849 --> 01:13:18,169
You are talking so much.
1318
01:13:19,865 --> 01:13:20,720
My phone.
1319
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,610
Got you.
1320
01:13:22,894 --> 01:13:24,154
Jass dude.
1321
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,108
There are three types
of mills in the world.
1322
01:13:28,378 --> 01:13:29,416
Textile mill.
1323
01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:31,556
- Treadmill, and...
- Hey... Please...
1324
01:13:31,636 --> 01:13:33,046
'Bahar aake Mill'
(Meet Me Outside)
1325
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:40,456
You lock eyes, then play shy...
a spell cast by you.
1326
01:13:40,536 --> 01:13:44,403
Two wives, two babies...
All belong to you!
1327
01:13:46,288 --> 01:13:48,332
- Jogi Randhawa--
- Softly.
1328
01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:52,683
Jogi Randhawa kills anyone
who betrays him.
1329
01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,101
What do you want?
1330
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:59,259
Blessings. Because I know what's going on.
1331
01:13:59,571 --> 01:14:01,280
God bless you. Bye.
1332
01:14:02,076 --> 01:14:04,572
My entire family will bless you.
1333
01:14:04,652 --> 01:14:05,502
For your family.
1334
01:14:05,872 --> 01:14:07,554
I have a big family. Very big family.
1335
01:14:07,634 --> 01:14:09,760
I am a poor guy too.
With two wives.
1336
01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:10,878
Proud of you, Jass.
1337
01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,866
What crappy luck.
Both of them go to the same hospital.
1338
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:15,594
Same doctor,
1339
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,102
and now, the nurse is blackmailing you.
1340
01:14:18,306 --> 01:14:20,508
And that violent Randhawa...
1341
01:14:20,772 --> 01:14:24,132
if he finds out, he'll throw
you in that hospital's morgue.
1342
01:14:24,212 --> 01:14:25,368
Unbelievable.
1343
01:14:26,053 --> 01:14:27,798
What are you doing?
Where are you going now?
1344
01:14:28,018 --> 01:14:28,950
Where?
1345
01:14:29,484 --> 01:14:31,550
Back to my country. My motherland.
1346
01:14:31,786 --> 01:14:33,960
I'll be safe and secure in my country.
1347
01:14:34,494 --> 01:14:37,722
Message or no message,
I'll go back home.
1348
01:14:37,802 --> 01:14:39,300
All the best to you.
1349
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:40,758
Well done, man.
1350
01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:41,843
- You want to leave, right?
- Yes.
1351
01:14:41,923 --> 01:14:43,187
Fine. Leave.
1352
01:14:43,267 --> 01:14:44,723
But tell me one thing.
1353
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:49,103
Who stood beside you every time
you got in trouble?
1354
01:14:49,183 --> 01:14:51,031
- My mother.
- Other than that?
1355
01:14:51,306 --> 01:14:52,771
It was Jass Ahuja.
1356
01:14:52,987 --> 01:14:53,956
Remember your girlfriend?
1357
01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:55,425
- Chinky?
- Yeah, Chinky.
1358
01:14:55,505 --> 01:14:58,095
When her father would
chase you with a stick,
1359
01:14:58,175 --> 01:15:00,179
who took your share of the beating?
1360
01:15:00,259 --> 01:15:01,573
Jass Ahuja.
1361
01:15:01,746 --> 01:15:04,078
- Jass, sorry.
- It's okay.
1362
01:15:04,158 --> 01:15:06,402
But one thing is bothering me.
1363
01:15:06,482 --> 01:15:07,198
What?
1364
01:15:07,278 --> 01:15:10,702
I hope Baani and Preet
don't come face to face.
1365
01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,062
No chance.
1366
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,053
Never.
1367
01:15:15,322 --> 01:15:18,435
This is London. Not Dadar station,
1368
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,962
where Baani and Preet
will bump into each other.
1369
01:15:25,441 --> 01:15:28,261
I know you mommies must be super excited
1370
01:15:28,341 --> 01:15:31,285
to bring that special one
in your lives.
1371
01:15:31,882 --> 01:15:34,335
But do you know, according to research
1372
01:15:34,415 --> 01:15:40,155
one in ten men cheats
on their wives during pregnancy.
1373
01:15:40,235 --> 01:15:41,692
For two major reasons.
1374
01:15:41,772 --> 01:15:44,505
First, denial of sex.
1375
01:15:45,789 --> 01:15:49,074
And the second,
the case of an unexpected child.
1376
01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:52,478
The sudden news of a child's arrival
1377
01:15:52,928 --> 01:15:55,404
feels like a burden to the father.
1378
01:15:55,688 --> 01:15:58,351
And cheating lightens that burden.
1379
01:16:03,046 --> 01:16:04,757
I think, at Riverstone Hospital...
1380
01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:06,752
- Oh yeah, I remember seeing you there.
- Yeah.
1381
01:16:06,832 --> 01:16:08,919
What she was
saying about husbands...
1382
01:16:09,415 --> 01:16:11,738
Thank God my husband isn't like that.
1383
01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,095
Mine neither.
1384
01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:14,940
- I'm Baani.
- Hi Preet.
1385
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:16,387
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
1386
01:16:16,467 --> 01:16:18,000
- See you later.
- Bye.
1387
01:16:18,877 --> 01:16:21,173
Husbands can cheat with anyone.
1388
01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:25,021
A pretty neighbour,
hot office secretary,
1389
01:16:25,299 --> 01:16:27,399
or even the house help.
1390
01:16:27,842 --> 01:16:29,896
Yeah. Men are crazy.
1391
01:16:30,827 --> 01:16:31,929
House help?
1392
01:16:32,252 --> 01:16:33,549
- Alice.
- No.
1393
01:16:33,629 --> 01:16:34,719
We won't get a better chance.
1394
01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:36,677
Your madam's outside, and we're inside.
1395
01:16:36,757 --> 01:16:37,967
- Sir...
- Sir...
1396
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,642
- This sir wants to rest... on your chest.
- No, sir.
1397
01:16:42,061 --> 01:16:42,937
What no?
1398
01:16:43,017 --> 01:16:46,044
I haven't touched Preet
or anyone else in four months.
1399
01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:48,353
Sir, please stay back.
1400
01:16:48,433 --> 01:16:51,630
I think the Bhediya (wolf)
inside you has woken up.
1401
01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:52,718
Bhediya?
1402
01:16:52,798 --> 01:16:55,065
Why does everyone want
to turn me into a bhediya?
1403
01:16:55,230 --> 01:16:57,105
Don't think I can't control myself.
1404
01:16:57,185 --> 01:16:58,260
I can, Alice.
1405
01:16:58,778 --> 01:17:00,773
But what do I do
about my hormones?
1406
01:17:00,853 --> 01:17:03,031
My hormones refuse to calm down.
1407
01:17:03,414 --> 01:17:04,524
Come here.
1408
01:17:04,831 --> 01:17:07,269
- What comes after 12?
- 13?
1409
01:17:07,516 --> 01:17:16,034
I've been falling for you
since we met.
1410
01:17:16,114 --> 01:17:19,329
I'm losing myself.
1411
01:17:19,409 --> 01:17:20,370
Jass!
1412
01:17:22,451 --> 01:17:23,548
What happened?
1413
01:17:25,416 --> 01:17:27,108
- Get up.
- I'm confused.
1414
01:17:32,156 --> 01:17:33,731
Who is it so early in the morning?
1415
01:17:33,811 --> 01:17:35,485
There aren't even milkmen here.
1416
01:17:38,198 --> 01:17:39,073
Hi.
1417
01:17:40,198 --> 01:17:42,614
- Jass?
- I'm opening.
1418
01:17:43,906 --> 01:17:45,531
- Jass?
- Yes, I'm opening.
1419
01:17:46,823 --> 01:17:49,031
Preet, what a surprise.
1420
01:17:49,114 --> 01:17:50,614
- Jass, what the--
- What brings you here?
1421
01:17:51,198 --> 01:17:52,698
- Let's sit down.
- Move.
1422
01:17:56,489 --> 01:17:57,614
What happened, baby?
1423
01:17:57,698 --> 01:17:59,156
Jass, I've decided.
1424
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,906
- What?
- I'm moving in with you.
1425
01:18:01,073 --> 01:18:02,951
- Have you lost your mind?
- Excuse me?
1426
01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:06,114
What made you suddenly
decide this, crazy girl?
1427
01:18:06,198 --> 01:18:08,239
And even if you did,
why now, all of a sudden?
1428
01:18:08,323 --> 01:18:10,656
- Why do you keep looking that side?
- Where?
1429
01:18:10,909 --> 01:18:12,073
Is someone in the bedroom?
1430
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,448
- Not there...
- So someone's in the bedroom.
1431
01:18:14,531 --> 01:18:17,031
I don't even sleep in the
bedroom myself. I sleep here.
1432
01:18:35,281 --> 01:18:36,614
Preet. Preet. Preet, please.
1433
01:18:47,772 --> 01:18:49,314
Suspicious, suspicious,
what the--
1434
01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,198
Do you believe me now?
1435
01:18:51,281 --> 01:18:52,993
Don't you have another bedroom?
1436
01:18:53,073 --> 01:18:54,134
- Yes, so?
- Move.
1437
01:18:54,214 --> 01:18:55,614
Am I broke!
Should I sleep on the street?
1438
01:19:00,781 --> 01:19:03,531
Jass. I knew it.
1439
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:04,989
Who is this girl?
1440
01:19:05,281 --> 01:19:08,031
Him. This is my karma
for my past sins.
1441
01:19:08,198 --> 01:19:10,031
- Get up.
- What are you doing?
1442
01:19:11,531 --> 01:19:12,489
Kunnu?
1443
01:19:13,531 --> 01:19:15,281
- Preet.
- Kunnu...
1444
01:19:15,614 --> 01:19:16,701
What is she doing here?
1445
01:19:16,781 --> 01:19:19,448
Kunnu, Preet thinks
you're my cuddle bunny.
1446
01:19:19,781 --> 01:19:20,989
Nonsense.
1447
01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:25,489
I'm sorry, but...
he has very girly legs. No offence.
1448
01:19:27,364 --> 01:19:28,781
Okay, I need to freshen up.
1449
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:29,899
- Come, let's go to your bathroom.
- Yeah, come.
1450
01:19:29,979 --> 01:19:30,657
Hey!
1451
01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:32,489
Crazy,
1452
01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:35,489
I mean, the ambience is crazy good.
1453
01:19:35,573 --> 01:19:36,614
The weather is romantic...
1454
01:19:36,698 --> 01:19:37,948
And you're wearing Dolce and Gabana.
1455
01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:39,989
Baani. Baani.
1456
01:19:40,489 --> 01:19:41,698
- 'Paani'.
- Right.
1457
01:19:41,781 --> 01:19:43,906
The 'paani' (water) is not flowing.
The pipelines.
1458
01:19:43,989 --> 01:19:45,734
You should shower over here.
The flow is awesome.
1459
01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,406
Fresh water from the Thames.
1460
01:19:47,489 --> 01:19:51,239
Go. Live your best life.
Shampoo. Enjoy.
1461
01:19:51,323 --> 01:19:53,323
Bathe the baby too,
make it a baby shower!
1462
01:19:53,406 --> 01:19:55,281
Baby shower. Come on Let's go.
1463
01:19:55,364 --> 01:19:57,864
- The water's really nice.
- What the hell are you doing?
1464
01:19:57,948 --> 01:20:00,448
- What should I do?
- Preet over here. Baani over there.
1465
01:20:00,531 --> 01:20:01,864
What do we do now?
1466
01:20:02,489 --> 01:20:03,656
Baani!
1467
01:20:05,989 --> 01:20:08,823
- Baani, is here...
- This bag, purse? Whose are they?
1468
01:20:09,406 --> 01:20:10,739
- Whose are they?
- Whose?
1469
01:20:11,281 --> 01:20:14,448
Whose are they?
Whose are they? Whose are they?
1470
01:20:14,531 --> 01:20:17,234
- Whose are they?
- They're his.
1471
01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:23,573
Ouch. They're mine.
1472
01:20:23,781 --> 01:20:24,656
Suits me, right?
1473
01:20:26,031 --> 01:20:28,323
Since when do you
use a purse, Kunnu?
1474
01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:29,910
Actually, Baani...
1475
01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:32,864
lately, I can feel
some changes in myself.
1476
01:20:33,031 --> 01:20:34,156
What do you mean?
1477
01:20:34,239 --> 01:20:36,147
I ignored it at first.
1478
01:20:36,449 --> 01:20:39,156
But now I'm sure,
there's a girl inside me.
1479
01:20:39,321 --> 01:20:40,823
Yes, there's a girl inside him.
1480
01:20:40,906 --> 01:20:43,622
That's why the lady's purse,
Barbie shorts,
1481
01:20:43,702 --> 01:20:46,531
waxing, manicure, pedicure...
1482
01:20:46,611 --> 01:20:50,781
And now I even want to
get a tattoo on my lower back.
1483
01:20:50,864 --> 01:20:52,034
Any suggestion, guys?
1484
01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,739
- Any?
- Butterfly?
1485
01:20:53,989 --> 01:20:54,989
But what if it flies away?
1486
01:20:56,323 --> 01:20:58,281
- Naughty. You've become naughty.
- Oh God.
1487
01:20:58,614 --> 01:21:01,365
You need a reality check.
And I need a coffee.
1488
01:21:01,573 --> 01:21:02,545
Scoundrel.
1489
01:21:03,114 --> 01:21:04,604
Sweetheart, I'll get the coffee.
1490
01:21:04,989 --> 01:21:07,156
You go and rest. Baby needs rest.
1491
01:21:07,531 --> 01:21:08,863
Walk carefully. Don't come back.
1492
01:21:10,372 --> 01:21:11,323
Where do I go?
1493
01:21:11,406 --> 01:21:12,406
I'm stuck in the middle!
1494
01:21:12,614 --> 01:21:13,826
- Preet!
- Preet!
1495
01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,823
Kunnu, why are you holding my bag?
1496
01:21:18,364 --> 01:21:20,031
- He is keeping your bag in the room.
- Yes.
1497
01:21:20,114 --> 01:21:21,239
Bag, take Kunnu inside.
1498
01:21:21,323 --> 01:21:23,281
- I mean, Kunnu, take the bags inside.
- Yes.
1499
01:21:23,364 --> 01:21:24,364
Is that for me?
1500
01:21:24,448 --> 01:21:25,698
- Yes.
- How sweet.
1501
01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:27,656
I am also yours.
I'm coming inside.
1502
01:21:27,739 --> 01:21:30,239
- Come.
- Love you. We need some alone time.
1503
01:21:30,906 --> 01:21:32,031
Miss you already.
1504
01:21:32,614 --> 01:21:34,364
I'm in this mess because of you.
The things you make me do...
1505
01:21:34,448 --> 01:21:35,948
- Jass...
- Baani!
1506
01:21:36,114 --> 01:21:39,364
- Where's my coffee?
- Coffee? Kunnu finished it.
1507
01:21:39,448 --> 01:21:40,198
What?
1508
01:21:40,281 --> 01:21:44,239
Yeah, Baani,
actually your coffee was... so strong.
1509
01:21:44,573 --> 01:21:45,823
Black and hot.
1510
01:21:45,906 --> 01:21:50,698
It reminded me of Adam and Steve,
not Adam and Eve.
1511
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:52,073
Oh Steve.
1512
01:21:53,198 --> 01:21:55,201
Make her get up or
we are dead.
1513
01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:57,031
How long will this continue, Baani?
1514
01:21:57,489 --> 01:21:59,156
I mean, how long will this continue?
1515
01:21:59,406 --> 01:22:01,034
Let's go to a cafe,
grab a coffee.
1516
01:22:01,114 --> 01:22:02,114
Enjoy.
1517
01:22:02,198 --> 01:22:03,614
Jass, I'm not in the mood.
1518
01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:05,448
So let's get in the mood.
1519
01:22:06,364 --> 01:22:08,206
Siri, set the mood.
1520
01:22:08,286 --> 01:22:09,225
"Do the crazy dance!"
1521
01:22:09,305 --> 01:22:12,290
"Crazy, crazy, crazy dance."
1522
01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:15,832
"Crazy, crazy, crazy dance."
1523
01:22:16,198 --> 01:22:18,739
- Come. Come.
- Go guys, have fun. Don't be too naughty.
1524
01:22:18,823 --> 01:22:20,698
Hey, Jass...
1525
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:22,198
We'll go out. We'll go out.
1526
01:22:22,281 --> 01:22:24,906
- What are you doing?
- We'll go out. Wear this.
1527
01:22:24,989 --> 01:22:26,948
- Wear it. Wear it. Wear it.
- Jass.
1528
01:22:27,073 --> 01:22:28,698
This one. Wear this.
1529
01:22:28,906 --> 01:22:29,698
- I like it.
- Alright.
1530
01:22:29,781 --> 01:22:32,364
- Get ready quickly. I'll be right back.
- Okay, bye.
1531
01:22:34,864 --> 01:22:36,281
Where do I go?
1532
01:22:36,448 --> 01:22:37,573
Locked.
1533
01:22:58,214 --> 01:23:01,594
"When you're young..."
1534
01:23:52,906 --> 01:23:54,573
Kunnu, what the hell! Where is he?
1535
01:23:54,656 --> 01:23:56,489
- I'm asking. What are you--
- He's here.
1536
01:23:57,739 --> 01:24:00,031
You? Where are you coming from?
1537
01:24:00,198 --> 01:24:03,781
Toilet. Lavatory.
Bathroom. Washroom. Where else?
1538
01:24:04,614 --> 01:24:06,989
You are always so suspicious.
These girls I tell you...
1539
01:24:07,513 --> 01:24:08,364
Never mind, baby.
1540
01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:09,834
I think you're looking very good
1541
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,198
- in my jacket.
- Really?
1542
01:24:12,573 --> 01:24:14,323
Come on, let's all three of us go out.
1543
01:24:14,406 --> 01:24:17,031
- Three? No, no. Please, not him.
- No, no.
1544
01:24:17,283 --> 01:24:20,031
You, me and Baani... I mean baby.
1545
01:24:20,448 --> 01:24:22,364
Yeah, baby's day out.
Baby's day out.
1546
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,329
- Go out. Have food.
- Look at me. Don't look back.
1547
01:24:24,409 --> 01:24:26,198
- Look at me.
- Have fun. Bye.
1548
01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:28,224
Bye.
1549
01:24:47,031 --> 01:24:48,323
"My swaying veil..."
1550
01:24:49,073 --> 01:24:50,281
"My swaying veil..."
1551
01:24:51,031 --> 01:24:52,198
"My swaying veil..."
1552
01:24:53,073 --> 01:24:54,364
"My swaying veil..."
1553
01:24:55,323 --> 01:25:03,263
"Come touch my swaying veil, my love.
I won't tell a soul."
1554
01:25:03,573 --> 01:25:07,614
"I'm high on this youth of mine,"
1555
01:25:07,698 --> 01:25:10,781
"How do I take it down for you?"
1556
01:25:10,864 --> 01:25:11,448
"Let's go."
1557
01:25:11,531 --> 01:25:12,989
"My swaying veil..."
1558
01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,989
"My swaying veil..."
1559
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:23,489
"She stole my peace, my sleep, my sanity,
took my senses and my strength as well."
1560
01:25:23,573 --> 01:25:27,531
"Floating like a kite, driving
me insane. What did she say?"
1561
01:25:27,614 --> 01:25:28,989
"My swaying veil..."
1562
01:25:31,448 --> 01:25:33,031
"My swaying veil..."
1563
01:25:35,303 --> 01:25:37,223
"Stole your peace, your sleep,"
1564
01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:39,491
"your sanity, stole your senses
and your strength as well."
1565
01:25:39,571 --> 01:25:43,531
"Floating like a kite,
driving you insane. What she said?"
1566
01:25:43,781 --> 01:25:47,656
"Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly."
1567
01:25:47,739 --> 01:25:51,489
"Touch her and she says..."
1568
01:25:51,781 --> 01:25:59,539
"Come touch my swaying veil, my love.
I won't tell a soul."
1569
01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:07,448
"Come touch my swaying veil, my love.
I won't tell a soul."
1570
01:26:07,531 --> 01:26:15,406
"This crazy lover's waiting at your door.
What do I do without you anymore?"
1571
01:26:15,489 --> 01:26:17,239
"My swaying veil..."
1572
01:26:19,489 --> 01:26:20,989
"My swaying veil..."
1573
01:26:22,989 --> 01:26:30,989
"Colours burst inside my heart,
I'm drenched in your love, my love,"
1574
01:26:31,073 --> 01:26:39,239
"The way it sways keeps telling me,
You're mine, only mine, my love,"
1575
01:26:39,323 --> 01:26:43,406
"The red veil you got
me from Lalbaug of Lalganj."
1576
01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:44,239
"My swaying veil..."
1577
01:26:44,323 --> 01:26:47,364
"Only for you, my love."
1578
01:26:47,448 --> 01:26:51,448
"You coloured it red with your love."
1579
01:26:51,531 --> 01:26:52,239
"My swaying veil..."
1580
01:26:52,323 --> 01:26:55,239
"Only for you, my love."
1581
01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:59,739
"Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly."
1582
01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:03,698
"Touch her and she says..."
1583
01:27:03,781 --> 01:27:11,489
"Come touch my swaying veil, my love.
I won't tell a soul."
1584
01:27:11,781 --> 01:27:19,031
"Come touch my swaying veil, my love.
I won't tell a soul."
1585
01:27:19,781 --> 01:27:23,739
"This crazy lover's
waiting at your door."
1586
01:27:23,823 --> 01:27:27,406
"What do I do without you anymore?"
1587
01:27:27,489 --> 01:27:29,218
"My swaying veil..."
1588
01:27:31,489 --> 01:27:32,989
"My swaying veil..."
1589
01:27:45,668 --> 01:27:48,075
You know, Preet,
this is my favourite cafe.
1590
01:27:48,265 --> 01:27:49,366
The weather is good.
1591
01:27:49,450 --> 01:27:50,241
It's outdoors.
1592
01:27:50,601 --> 01:27:51,544
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1593
01:27:51,624 --> 01:27:52,475
No worries.
1594
01:27:52,555 --> 01:27:54,055
By the way, when is your due date?
1595
01:27:54,555 --> 01:27:57,805
I'm actually in my third month.
So... six months.
1596
01:27:58,346 --> 01:28:00,430
- You?
- Halfway there.
1597
01:28:00,596 --> 01:28:01,638
Excuse me.
1598
01:28:02,305 --> 01:28:03,430
Father of my baby.
1599
01:28:05,096 --> 01:28:06,013
Hi, baby.
1600
01:28:06,096 --> 01:28:07,212
Are you here?
1601
01:28:07,635 --> 01:28:09,430
Yeah, I'm at the cafe. Come.
1602
01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,888
He's coming. How far is yours?
1603
01:28:15,138 --> 01:28:18,430
- My husband.
- Wow. What a coincidence.
1604
01:28:19,971 --> 01:28:21,138
Hello.
1605
01:28:21,221 --> 01:28:22,206
Where are you?
1606
01:28:23,555 --> 01:28:27,263
Oh... no problem.
See you in the evening.
1607
01:28:27,939 --> 01:28:28,965
Bye.
1608
01:28:29,430 --> 01:28:30,430
He's not coming?
1609
01:28:32,596 --> 01:28:33,620
Maybe next time.
1610
01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:37,709
- Hey...
- Hey...
1611
01:28:39,074 --> 01:28:39,967
Come.
1612
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,305
Hi... Hello.
1613
01:28:58,388 --> 01:28:59,805
What's this?
1614
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:02,805
Safety, girls... safety.
1615
01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,391
You must have seen on the road often...
1616
01:29:04,471 --> 01:29:06,013
No helmet, no safety.
1617
01:29:07,513 --> 01:29:09,638
For me? Yeah, my throat.
1618
01:29:09,721 --> 01:29:10,971
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
1619
01:29:14,055 --> 01:29:15,888
Baby, what are you doing?
1620
01:29:16,471 --> 01:29:17,513
Yeah.
1621
01:29:18,221 --> 01:29:20,430
- Preet, I'll leave.
- You see my helmet?
1622
01:29:20,638 --> 01:29:23,155
Oh, it was that guy
who took it over there.
1623
01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,430
He's not normally like this actually.
1624
01:29:25,513 --> 01:29:27,138
Thank you so much for coming, Preet.
1625
01:29:27,221 --> 01:29:28,308
- You guys continue...
- You pay the bill.
1626
01:29:28,388 --> 01:29:29,724
- What's the hurry?
- Let me get the bill.
1627
01:29:29,804 --> 01:29:31,538
- We'll take care of that.
- No, no... No chance.
1628
01:29:31,618 --> 01:29:32,714
- I'm taking care of this.
- Bye.
1629
01:29:33,373 --> 01:29:35,930
Let me pay please, Preet.
1630
01:29:36,138 --> 01:29:37,763
That's my helmet, wanker.
1631
01:29:38,599 --> 01:29:40,458
- No... not yet. I'll pay.
- No, I am paying.
1632
01:29:40,538 --> 01:29:43,117
- No, no, I need it.
- I'm gonna pay this time.
1633
01:29:47,859 --> 01:29:49,221
Let me keep it for some time.
1634
01:29:50,634 --> 01:29:52,221
I need it, you oaf.
1635
01:29:55,430 --> 01:29:56,930
- Come here.
- Back again?
1636
01:29:59,596 --> 01:30:00,808
That hurt? Didn't it?
1637
01:30:01,554 --> 01:30:02,886
Shit.
1638
01:30:04,638 --> 01:30:07,888
My leg. My bloody legs.
1639
01:30:10,221 --> 01:30:11,888
You saved my life, bro.
1640
01:30:12,013 --> 01:30:14,013
Here you go. Thank you.
1641
01:30:16,138 --> 01:30:17,180
Don't do it.
1642
01:30:18,638 --> 01:30:21,138
Your blunder has
put my gender in danger.
1643
01:30:21,660 --> 01:30:24,183
- Barbie shorts. Suits you.
- Shut up!
1644
01:30:24,263 --> 01:30:25,888
This Baani never locks the door.
1645
01:30:29,129 --> 01:30:30,127
She's back.
1646
01:30:31,388 --> 01:30:32,888
Big bag, bigger purse.
1647
01:30:33,180 --> 01:30:35,763
Jass, I think she's back
to live with you.
1648
01:30:35,922 --> 01:30:38,013
Kunnu, we should do two things.
1649
01:30:38,093 --> 01:30:40,013
- What?
- First, we should turn around.
1650
01:30:40,221 --> 01:30:42,721
- And then run.
- Yes. Come on.
1651
01:30:42,888 --> 01:30:44,058
Jass, my son.
1652
01:30:52,181 --> 01:30:53,638
- Mom!
- Mom!
1653
01:30:54,221 --> 01:30:55,388
Jass...
1654
01:30:56,638 --> 01:30:57,513
Mom?
1655
01:30:57,593 --> 01:31:00,596
- Mom's here. Mom's here.
- Mom's here. Mom's here.
1656
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,513
Greetings, aunty.
1657
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,346
Mom, I need you.
1658
01:31:04,715 --> 01:31:07,263
- So excited to see me?
- Yes.
1659
01:31:07,430 --> 01:31:09,471
Even I wasn't so excited
when you were born.
1660
01:31:09,846 --> 01:31:13,513
But mom, you didn't inform us
you'll be here.
1661
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:14,805
You were never going to call me here.
1662
01:31:15,138 --> 01:31:19,388
Daughter-in-law, I got tired of
asking him when will I become a grandma.
1663
01:31:19,886 --> 01:31:21,180
Did you tell your mom about it?
1664
01:31:22,177 --> 01:31:23,930
Even I just found out.
1665
01:31:24,388 --> 01:31:27,180
Baani called me up and
gave me the good news.
1666
01:31:27,388 --> 01:31:30,221
She bought my ticket. Arranged my visa.
1667
01:31:30,346 --> 01:31:32,013
Hired a caretaker for the house.
1668
01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:35,305
She's my daughter,
not my daughter-in-law.
1669
01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:39,055
Bonding.
1670
01:31:40,346 --> 01:31:43,430
See, what I got for
my daughter from Punjab.
1671
01:31:43,721 --> 01:31:45,763
Sweets made of
dry fruit and fenugreek.
1672
01:31:45,976 --> 01:31:48,471
You could've sent it by courier.
You didn't have to come here, Mom.
1673
01:31:48,555 --> 01:31:49,513
Shut up.
1674
01:31:49,979 --> 01:31:52,388
These sweets are good
for you during pregnancy.
1675
01:31:52,513 --> 01:31:54,555
It's good for the mother and child.
1676
01:31:54,635 --> 01:31:55,513
Have it.
1677
01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:09,610
One, two, three, four, five...
1678
01:32:11,263 --> 01:32:12,074
Jass?
1679
01:32:13,436 --> 01:32:14,471
Seven...
1680
01:32:14,555 --> 01:32:15,971
Stealing in your own house?
1681
01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:18,013
Yes, I am.
1682
01:32:19,263 --> 01:32:20,805
Preet should also get these.
1683
01:32:21,138 --> 01:32:23,180
For her health and
the growth of her child.
1684
01:32:24,763 --> 01:32:26,556
I can't share my mother's love,
1685
01:32:27,074 --> 01:32:28,706
but I can share these sweets with her.
1686
01:32:30,555 --> 01:32:31,763
Let me help you.
1687
01:32:33,629 --> 01:32:34,888
Are you pregnant?
1688
01:32:35,596 --> 01:32:37,430
What about my growth?
1689
01:32:38,621 --> 01:32:39,638
They're for my children.
1690
01:32:39,909 --> 01:32:41,016
- Let me have one.
- Go take steroids.
1691
01:32:41,096 --> 01:32:42,257
- At least leave the jar behind.
- Get lost.
1692
01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:44,180
Sweets made of
dry fruit and fenugreek.
1693
01:32:44,528 --> 01:32:46,805
My mom sent these
from Punjab for Preet.
1694
01:32:47,138 --> 01:32:49,846
For the health of the
mother and growth of our baby.
1695
01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:51,930
How nice of them, right, Preet ma'am?
1696
01:32:52,013 --> 01:32:56,471
Brother... if Mom was alive,
she would've done this for me.
1697
01:32:57,221 --> 01:33:00,013
Preet. My mother is like your mother.
1698
01:33:00,471 --> 01:33:04,709
Excellent, Jass.
You said such a lovely thing.
1699
01:33:05,911 --> 01:33:07,805
In that case, call her here.
1700
01:33:08,263 --> 01:33:10,127
- Whom?
- Your mother.
1701
01:33:11,180 --> 01:33:13,596
- What an idea? Right?
- Guggi.
1702
01:33:13,676 --> 01:33:16,346
- Sire.
- Get his mother... a ticket.
1703
01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,138
- Yes.
- Thank you, brother.
1704
01:33:18,221 --> 01:33:21,346
Stop talking... about my mother.
1705
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,305
Mom can't come here.
1706
01:33:23,551 --> 01:33:25,013
- Why?
- Why?
1707
01:33:26,356 --> 01:33:29,221
We were born poor.
So, Mom looks after the house.
1708
01:33:30,221 --> 01:33:31,638
- Guggi.
- Yes, sire?
1709
01:33:32,221 --> 01:33:34,975
Send a few servants to his house.
1710
01:33:35,055 --> 01:33:36,721
There are many court
cases against Mom.
1711
01:33:36,805 --> 01:33:37,596
- She's a default--
- Guggi.
1712
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,846
- Sire?
- Send a dozen lawyers as well.
1713
01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,721
- Sire.
- Anything else?
1714
01:33:41,805 --> 01:33:43,305
Our relatives...
1715
01:33:43,388 --> 01:33:46,187
We're not on good
terms with our relatives.
1716
01:33:46,763 --> 01:33:49,596
If Mom comes here,
they'll take over our land.
1717
01:33:49,805 --> 01:33:51,430
Should we send a dozen shooters?
1718
01:33:51,513 --> 01:33:52,846
Shooters?
1719
01:33:54,013 --> 01:33:56,596
- Shooters?
- No relatives, no fight.
1720
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:58,096
- Brother.
- Anything else?
1721
01:34:00,950 --> 01:34:03,555
Hey, what happened, baby?
1722
01:34:04,096 --> 01:34:07,555
Everyone's talking about my mom,
but no one's asked about my dad.
1723
01:34:07,805 --> 01:34:09,971
My mom won't leave my dad alone
and come here.
1724
01:34:10,055 --> 01:34:12,513
- Dad...
- I understand baby, don't cry. Sit down.
1725
01:34:12,593 --> 01:34:14,430
That house is full of Dad's memories.
1726
01:34:15,230 --> 01:34:16,381
Mom can't come here
leaving them behind.
1727
01:34:16,461 --> 01:34:18,055
- Yeah, it's okay.
- No chance.
1728
01:34:20,055 --> 01:34:21,263
- Guggi...
- Sire?
1729
01:34:21,346 --> 01:34:23,638
- Book a chartered flight to India.
- Yes, sire.
1730
01:34:23,805 --> 01:34:25,544
Because we're going home,
1731
01:34:26,246 --> 01:34:29,668
to our motherland
and Jass' mother.
1732
01:34:29,846 --> 01:34:32,471
Amazing idea, brother.
You're the best.
1733
01:34:32,555 --> 01:34:34,346
Thank you so much.
1734
01:34:35,263 --> 01:34:38,846
You are so stubborn...
So stubborn.
1735
01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:42,430
You're really stubborn.
You just don't give up.
1736
01:34:42,721 --> 01:34:45,305
Instead of all of us going there,
Mom will come here.
1737
01:34:45,596 --> 01:34:46,888
My mom will come here.
1738
01:34:48,872 --> 01:34:50,641
"Toasted. Toasted. Toasted."
1739
01:34:50,721 --> 01:34:52,555
Kunnu. You called at the right time.
1740
01:34:52,638 --> 01:34:53,471
Why? What happened, Jass?
1741
01:34:53,555 --> 01:34:54,930
Randhawa wants to meet Mom.
1742
01:34:55,013 --> 01:34:57,388
Great. Serves you right for
stuffing her with mom's sweets.
1743
01:34:58,013 --> 01:34:59,096
- Sir, sugar?
- Leave.
1744
01:34:59,180 --> 01:35:01,596
- Okay, sir.
- How do I introduce them to Mom?
1745
01:35:01,776 --> 01:35:03,016
And where am I supposed
to find a fake mother?
1746
01:35:03,096 --> 01:35:05,096
Relax. Your Mom will be there.
1747
01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:06,596
We'll find you a mom
as good as your real mom.
1748
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,596
I don't want a glimpse,
I want a full grown mother,
1749
01:35:09,676 --> 01:35:12,702
someone like old Nirupa Roy.
1750
01:35:14,013 --> 01:35:17,292
She'll come.
She'll come. She'll come.
1751
01:35:27,224 --> 01:35:31,485
"Mom... my dear Mom..."
1752
01:35:31,627 --> 01:35:35,235
"You're my darling child."
1753
01:35:37,402 --> 01:35:41,652
"Mom... my dear Mom..."
1754
01:35:41,735 --> 01:35:45,569
"You're my darling child."
1755
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,973
Sire, isn't she too
young to be his mother?
1756
01:35:54,818 --> 01:35:57,760
You asked for a mother...
and my mom's here.
1757
01:35:58,812 --> 01:36:02,104
Excellent. Delhi is for those
with a big heart, and London--
1758
01:36:02,312 --> 01:36:04,229
Let it be, Mom. Let it be.
1759
01:36:05,770 --> 01:36:10,229
Hello, Mr. Randhawa.
I got something for you.
1760
01:36:10,854 --> 01:36:12,854
You feel cold at night, don't you?
1761
01:36:12,937 --> 01:36:14,770
- A sweater, for you.
- How nice.
1762
01:36:14,854 --> 01:36:16,312
It will keep you warm.
1763
01:36:17,062 --> 01:36:19,312
- Thank you.
- Why are you standing at the back?
1764
01:36:19,729 --> 01:36:21,062
- You're his servant, aren't you?
- He is.
1765
01:36:21,562 --> 01:36:22,645
I can tell.
1766
01:36:23,062 --> 01:36:25,146
- Preet, my daughter-in-law.
- Hello, Mom.
1767
01:36:26,895 --> 01:36:28,645
This is for you.
1768
01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:30,729
- A picture of little Jass.
- Aww.
1769
01:36:30,812 --> 01:36:32,104
So cute.
1770
01:36:32,187 --> 01:36:34,520
- Alice, this dress is for you.
- Thank you.
1771
01:36:34,604 --> 01:36:36,520
I heard you take good
care of my daughter-in-law.
1772
01:36:36,604 --> 01:36:39,979
Strange. You know
everything about everyone.
1773
01:36:40,645 --> 01:36:43,854
She is my mother and
mothers know everything.
1774
01:36:43,937 --> 01:36:44,895
Right, brother?
1775
01:36:45,479 --> 01:36:48,062
Come, Mom. We'll continue
this conversation inside.
1776
01:36:48,772 --> 01:36:49,274
Let's go.
1777
01:36:49,354 --> 01:36:50,229
- Come.
- Let's go.
1778
01:36:50,312 --> 01:36:51,187
Brother, come.
1779
01:36:51,270 --> 01:36:53,843
How is your mother so young?
1780
01:36:53,923 --> 01:36:55,862
Shut up, Alice's lover.
1781
01:36:55,942 --> 01:36:58,678
Don't ask too many questions.
Even I have answers.
1782
01:36:58,758 --> 01:37:00,979
Sire. Sire. Sire.
Get lost.
1783
01:37:03,145 --> 01:37:05,458
He knows about my affair.
1784
01:37:05,927 --> 01:37:08,778
Mr. Kunnu, it's good to
have you back alone.
1785
01:37:08,915 --> 01:37:10,220
Did your psychotic friend leave UK--
1786
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:13,104
What did I say? What did I bloody say?
1787
01:37:13,254 --> 01:37:15,926
I asked for someone mature,
like Nirupa Roy.
1788
01:37:16,050 --> 01:37:17,511
You sent me Mouni Roy.
1789
01:37:17,803 --> 01:37:18,720
So young!
1790
01:37:18,803 --> 01:37:21,261
Even Shah Rukh Khan
wasn't this young in 'Jawan'.
1791
01:37:21,511 --> 01:37:22,890
Sorry, Jass.
1792
01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:25,470
This was the best I could arrange
at such short notice.
1793
01:37:26,553 --> 01:37:29,636
But I'm sure she handled
everything perfectly, right?
1794
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,326
Handled? Nonsense.
1795
01:37:31,406 --> 01:37:32,428
She walked in and said
1796
01:37:32,511 --> 01:37:34,011
"Delhi is for those with a big heart,
and London is for--"
1797
01:37:34,095 --> 01:37:36,559
I get it. I get it. Sorry.
1798
01:37:37,615 --> 01:37:40,970
- What if I'd got caught?
- Relax, Jass.
1799
01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:43,345
She's a professional.
1800
01:37:44,345 --> 01:37:48,720
Your fake mother will never be exposed.
1801
01:37:48,803 --> 01:37:50,618
- Really?
- No one.
1802
01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:53,220
- You sure?
- No one will catch on.
1803
01:38:01,461 --> 01:38:02,783
Hold on.
1804
01:38:03,970 --> 01:38:07,595
Sire, the "mother" Jass brought here...
isn't a mother.
1805
01:38:07,928 --> 01:38:09,580
She is an incredible person.
1806
01:38:23,522 --> 01:38:28,622
"Bhaiyyaji is never late..."
1807
01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:38,220
"Bhaiyyaji is never late,
to feed his wife and tuck her in..."
1808
01:38:38,303 --> 01:38:45,652
"And keeps the neighbour's
wife awake till morning."
1809
01:38:45,732 --> 01:38:53,069
"And keeps the neighbour's
wife awake till morning."
1810
01:38:53,149 --> 01:39:00,329
"Tiptoes so she doesn't awake--"
1811
01:39:01,511 --> 01:39:03,970
She's popularly known
as Rasmalai Rajjo.
1812
01:39:04,386 --> 01:39:07,761
She has an entire series
of vulgar songs with weird names.
1813
01:39:07,841 --> 01:39:14,352
"And keeps the neighbour's
wife awake till morning."
1814
01:39:14,970 --> 01:39:19,011
Dilphek Doodhwali,
Makkhan Malishwali, Chikni Chupdi....
1815
01:39:20,761 --> 01:39:22,598
"...awake till morning."
1816
01:39:23,886 --> 01:39:25,845
My judgment was severely impaired.
1817
01:39:27,011 --> 01:39:30,095
Mistaking coal for a diamond...
and mud for a lotus.
1818
01:39:32,261 --> 01:39:34,178
Speak up, Jass's respected mother.
1819
01:39:35,053 --> 01:39:37,511
How do you explain this vulgarity?
1820
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,831
All I want to say is...
1821
01:39:43,154 --> 01:39:44,136
I am not Jass's mother.
1822
01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:45,495
Sire!
1823
01:39:46,303 --> 01:39:49,332
Jass? What is Mom saying?
1824
01:39:50,095 --> 01:39:54,011
Jass will clarify
whatever needs clarifying.
1825
01:39:55,095 --> 01:39:58,720
- Jass!
- Yes, it's true. She's not my mother.
1826
01:39:59,011 --> 01:40:01,761
But before you pull out the gun,
hear me out first.
1827
01:40:01,845 --> 01:40:03,220
What is the entire story?
1828
01:40:04,470 --> 01:40:06,595
- Let me speak.
- Speak.
1829
01:40:07,136 --> 01:40:09,970
This goes back to when I was a child.
1830
01:40:10,053 --> 01:40:11,136
A small boy.
1831
01:40:11,470 --> 01:40:16,220
My real mother, Paramjeet, had a younger
sister Sharamjeet... aka Shammo.
1832
01:40:16,470 --> 01:40:17,511
This lady.
1833
01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:20,678
She was having an affair
with a guy called Shammi at that time.
1834
01:40:21,345 --> 01:40:24,763
When my mother found out
her sister was getting married,
1835
01:40:24,843 --> 01:40:27,178
she was overjoyed...
singing, dancing...
1836
01:40:33,970 --> 01:40:35,011
Do you know what was behind her?
1837
01:40:35,095 --> 01:40:36,970
Normally people talk about
what happened ahead.
1838
01:40:37,053 --> 01:40:38,595
Yes, but in this story,
what was behind her is more important.
1839
01:40:38,803 --> 01:40:40,636
While my mother was singing and dancing,
1840
01:40:40,803 --> 01:40:42,511
there was a long staircase behind her.
1841
01:40:42,595 --> 01:40:43,890
She slipped and fell--
1842
01:40:43,970 --> 01:40:47,084
Thud...thud...thud...
thud...thud...thud...
1843
01:40:47,164 --> 01:40:48,165
Next.
1844
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,886
It was a long staircase. Hold on.
1845
01:40:50,250 --> 01:40:52,761
Thud...thud...thud...
thud...thud...thud...
1846
01:40:53,095 --> 01:40:53,970
Is she down yet?
1847
01:40:54,053 --> 01:40:56,220
No, my mother went up,
straight up to heaven.
1848
01:40:57,345 --> 01:40:59,220
I was very emotionally fragile.
1849
01:41:00,011 --> 01:41:04,345
I went to my aunt and said,
"Aunty, will you marry my dad?"
1850
01:41:04,428 --> 01:41:06,220
"Will you love this
child like his own mom?"
1851
01:41:07,011 --> 01:41:10,636
And without hesitation,
this great woman said 'yes'.
1852
01:41:11,386 --> 01:41:12,595
Ask... Ask her.
1853
01:41:12,970 --> 01:41:14,636
Help me. Stop taking footage.
1854
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:17,011
Yes, I said yes.
1855
01:41:17,886 --> 01:41:20,511
I said, yes I will raise this child.
1856
01:41:21,136 --> 01:41:23,149
She is not educated.
She is completely illiterate.
1857
01:41:23,229 --> 01:41:24,673
She says wrong things
at the wrong time.
1858
01:41:24,753 --> 01:41:28,761
But she has a gift...
she can dance.
1859
01:41:28,845 --> 01:41:29,678
Yes.
1860
01:41:37,428 --> 01:41:39,604
With a heavy heart...
1861
01:41:40,997 --> 01:41:43,011
and flexible moves,
1862
01:41:44,678 --> 01:41:48,844
she became Rasmalai Rajjo.
1863
01:41:51,886 --> 01:41:55,802
Made videos for Tips, T-Series, Venus,
in order to raise me.
1864
01:41:56,386 --> 01:41:59,428
You showed me four
videos, I'll show you 40.
1865
01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:01,553
'Bangkok Mein Bhauchaal'
1866
01:42:02,636 --> 01:42:03,970
'Chunari mein Lugai'
1867
01:42:04,970 --> 01:42:06,345
'Ghagre Mein WiFi'
1868
01:42:11,136 --> 01:42:12,553
'Lollipop Lugai...'
1869
01:42:12,803 --> 01:42:14,303
'Choli ke Peeche Toli'
1870
01:42:14,386 --> 01:42:15,845
'Aunty Ke Peeche Bunty'
1871
01:42:15,928 --> 01:42:17,068
Enough!
1872
01:42:19,301 --> 01:42:20,290
Mom...
1873
01:42:22,052 --> 01:42:23,366
It's okay.
1874
01:42:23,966 --> 01:42:24,886
Wow!
1875
01:42:26,386 --> 01:42:27,578
Very touching, sir.
1876
01:42:30,261 --> 01:42:32,190
Please forgive me, Ms. Sharamjeet.
1877
01:42:33,636 --> 01:42:35,553
I misjudged you.
1878
01:42:36,544 --> 01:42:38,595
You turned out to be a goddess.
1879
01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:41,845
Epitome of motherhood.
1880
01:42:42,178 --> 01:42:47,511
What I did... wasn't by choice.
1881
01:42:48,357 --> 01:42:51,386
It was a single mother's helplessness.
1882
01:42:51,970 --> 01:42:53,306
Forgive me.
1883
01:43:08,158 --> 01:43:11,786
"It happens in this age,"
1884
01:43:11,866 --> 01:43:15,631
"You lose sleep and peace."
1885
01:43:15,711 --> 01:43:19,529
"It happens in this age,"
1886
01:43:19,609 --> 01:43:21,470
"You lose sleep and peace."
1887
01:43:21,761 --> 01:43:24,470
Sharamjeet, try this orange dress.
1888
01:43:25,717 --> 01:43:28,011
It will suit you.
1889
01:43:28,886 --> 01:43:30,914
And this lime colour...
1890
01:43:32,509 --> 01:43:34,087
will look even better on you.
1891
01:43:34,345 --> 01:43:36,595
But, Mr. Randhawa,
how can I accept all this?
1892
01:43:37,433 --> 01:43:39,428
And this white...
1893
01:43:40,511 --> 01:43:42,265
Marvellous.
1894
01:43:42,605 --> 01:43:45,897
This colour will look vibrant on you.
1895
01:43:48,636 --> 01:43:50,719
Shammo ji, so many dresses?
1896
01:43:50,799 --> 01:43:52,290
Are you taking them
to the laundry?
1897
01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:54,678
Mr. Randhawa told me try these on.
1898
01:43:55,006 --> 01:43:56,940
He personally chose them for me.
1899
01:43:59,386 --> 01:44:02,845
Brother-in-law.
Your mother is robbing my boss.
1900
01:44:02,928 --> 01:44:04,893
Why are you getting so irritated?
1901
01:44:09,804 --> 01:44:10,800
"Mom..."
1902
01:44:11,928 --> 01:44:12,761
Wow...
1903
01:44:13,784 --> 01:44:14,636
Mom?
1904
01:44:17,845 --> 01:44:20,011
"Mom... my dear Mom..."
1905
01:44:20,095 --> 01:44:23,595
- Mom!
- "You're my darling child."
1906
01:44:24,345 --> 01:44:26,960
- "I'm your darling child."
- Oh Mom!
1907
01:44:47,345 --> 01:44:49,890
Jass, just look at this. So cute, right?
1908
01:44:49,970 --> 01:44:51,670
Which one should we buy?
Blue or pink?
1909
01:44:54,650 --> 01:44:57,428
My dear wife, let's ask the
one who's going to wear it.
1910
01:44:57,803 --> 01:45:00,595
Junior, if you mind,
can I ask you something?
1911
01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:02,072
Which colour...
1912
01:45:07,511 --> 01:45:09,970
Excuse me. Baby product?
1913
01:45:10,119 --> 01:45:11,553
For my baby.
1914
01:45:12,053 --> 01:45:15,340
Everyone in London is becoming a father.
1915
01:45:23,053 --> 01:45:25,345
Brother-in-law? You here?
1916
01:45:25,428 --> 01:45:27,303
For my baby. Preet's baby.
1917
01:45:27,678 --> 01:45:30,386
Forget about me.
What are you doing here?
1918
01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:32,220
I was just...
1919
01:45:32,553 --> 01:45:33,928
My Guggudu...
1920
01:45:34,178 --> 01:45:35,675
Alice in Guggiland.
1921
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:38,511
Alice is just my love...
1922
01:45:38,678 --> 01:45:42,511
Love may not satisfy hunger,
but it definitely leads to a baby bump.
1923
01:45:42,595 --> 01:45:45,136
And you can't control a horny.
1924
01:45:45,220 --> 01:45:46,553
Shall we give the good
news to Randhawa sir?
1925
01:45:46,636 --> 01:45:48,220
- No, no...
- No, I'll tell him.
1926
01:45:48,303 --> 01:45:49,470
- Brother-in-law...
- No, no...
1927
01:45:49,678 --> 01:45:51,053
let's keep this a secret.
1928
01:45:51,136 --> 01:45:53,595
Then pay my bill along with yours.
1929
01:45:53,678 --> 01:45:54,720
Done.
1930
01:45:54,926 --> 01:45:56,928
- I need this.
- Done.
1931
01:45:58,329 --> 01:45:59,538
Wet wipes.
1932
01:46:02,970 --> 01:46:06,046
But, Mr. Randhawa,
how can I accept this?
1933
01:46:06,303 --> 01:46:07,761
I am Jass's mother.
1934
01:46:09,803 --> 01:46:14,118
You did not give birth to Jass,
only raised him.
1935
01:46:16,636 --> 01:46:17,595
Shammo...
1936
01:46:22,103 --> 01:46:25,343
24-karat indium gold!
1937
01:46:32,054 --> 01:46:33,511
Guggi, why did she leave like this?
1938
01:46:34,136 --> 01:46:35,761
It's called values, boss.
1939
01:46:36,095 --> 01:46:37,711
No matter how mature a girl becomes,
1940
01:46:38,136 --> 01:46:39,890
whenever the topic
of her marriage comes up,
1941
01:46:39,970 --> 01:46:43,100
she gets embarrassed and runs away.
1942
01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:46,220
Sharamjeet,
what's going on in this house?
1943
01:46:46,303 --> 01:46:47,178
Do you know they--
1944
01:46:51,261 --> 01:46:52,854
Did Mr. Randhawa give you this?
1945
01:46:55,466 --> 01:46:56,557
It's a pre-wedding gift.
1946
01:46:58,886 --> 01:47:02,678
Son, I'm the mistress of this house now.
1947
01:47:03,261 --> 01:47:06,803
I'll do as I please, mister.
1948
01:47:06,928 --> 01:47:09,136
Preet. Preet. Control your brother.
1949
01:47:09,220 --> 01:47:10,845
He wants to marry my mother.
1950
01:47:10,928 --> 01:47:12,261
- Jass...
- What is he doing?
1951
01:47:12,428 --> 01:47:13,636
Jass, listen...
1952
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:15,470
That's what I said. "Brother, listen".
1953
01:47:15,595 --> 01:47:17,136
After the marriage,
what will you call her?
1954
01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:18,386
Mother-in-law or sister-in-law?
1955
01:47:18,470 --> 01:47:21,095
And what are the kids going to call her?
Grandma or Aunty?
1956
01:47:21,178 --> 01:47:22,678
This will become that,
that will become this.
1957
01:47:22,761 --> 01:47:24,428
It will become a cocktail
of relationships.
1958
01:47:24,511 --> 01:47:25,803
Jass, listen to me.
1959
01:47:25,886 --> 01:47:28,178
At his age, he should
be blessings newly weds,
1960
01:47:28,345 --> 01:47:29,345
not planning his own wedding.
1961
01:47:29,428 --> 01:47:31,596
Jass, goddamnit, listen to me!
1962
01:47:32,136 --> 01:47:34,095
My water just broke.
1963
01:47:34,178 --> 01:47:36,053
This baby is coming now!
1964
01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,845
- Oh my God.
- Doctor. Call the doctor.
1965
01:47:41,928 --> 01:47:42,931
We need a doctor.
1966
01:47:43,011 --> 01:47:44,053
Calm down, baby. Calm down.
1967
01:47:44,584 --> 01:47:46,151
- Move.
- Oh my God.
1968
01:47:46,231 --> 01:47:47,298
Calm down, baby. Calm down.
1969
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:49,303
Don't tell me to calm down!
1970
01:47:49,386 --> 01:47:51,220
- Okay.
- This is your fault.
1971
01:47:51,303 --> 01:47:53,470
- Sorry. I am sorry.
- Where are we going?
1972
01:47:53,553 --> 01:47:54,553
Fast.
1973
01:47:57,011 --> 01:47:59,890
Doctor, how can her water break
at just seven and a half months?
1974
01:47:59,970 --> 01:48:02,890
Wow, what a concerned father.
1975
01:48:02,970 --> 01:48:04,345
He takes such good care of her.
1976
01:48:04,428 --> 01:48:05,386
- Doctor.
- Yes, my dear?
1977
01:48:05,470 --> 01:48:06,845
What about me and the baby?
1978
01:48:06,928 --> 01:48:08,720
Don't worry.
I'll give you a painkiller.
1979
01:48:08,803 --> 01:48:11,595
I've got everything under control.
Please, everyone go out.
1980
01:48:11,678 --> 01:48:13,345
- I don't like overcrowded wards, please.
- Doctor?
1981
01:48:13,428 --> 01:48:14,636
- Yes, my dear?
- Can I please stay here?
1982
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:15,928
- Excuse me?
- Please.
1983
01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:18,219
How are you related to her?
1984
01:48:19,678 --> 01:48:22,678
Well... I'm like her mother.
1985
01:48:23,761 --> 01:48:25,178
- Thank you.
- I'll be right back. One second.
1986
01:48:25,261 --> 01:48:26,675
Jass? Hey...
1987
01:48:28,970 --> 01:48:30,606
Why did I get four
missed calls from Mom?
1988
01:48:31,553 --> 01:48:32,470
Jass?
1989
01:48:32,970 --> 01:48:33,886
Mom?
1990
01:48:34,971 --> 01:48:36,793
I've been trying to call you.
Where've you been?
1991
01:48:37,095 --> 01:48:38,011
Why weren't you answering your phone?
1992
01:48:38,095 --> 01:48:39,931
- Mom, I was--
- Baani's labour pains have started.
1993
01:48:40,011 --> 01:48:41,220
I've brought her to the hospital.
1994
01:48:41,303 --> 01:48:42,220
Baani is here?
1995
01:48:42,303 --> 01:48:44,261
First, tell me what you are doing here?
1996
01:48:44,970 --> 01:48:49,095
I... Before I tell you my story,
tell me where Baani is.
1997
01:48:50,470 --> 01:48:52,553
- You okay?
- No!
1998
01:48:53,220 --> 01:48:55,136
- But I'm happy you're here.
- Me too.
1999
01:48:55,220 --> 01:48:57,928
Son. The doctor is saying
she can deliver today.
2000
01:48:58,011 --> 01:48:58,931
- Today?
- Yes.
2001
01:48:59,011 --> 01:49:01,963
And we must take good
care of her.
2002
01:49:02,043 --> 01:49:02,697
Yeah.
2003
01:49:03,428 --> 01:49:05,178
But you don't worry. Hold this.
2004
01:49:05,261 --> 01:49:06,806
Lord Ganesha will always be with us.
2005
01:49:06,886 --> 01:49:08,845
- And give me this phone.
- Give me back my phone, Mom.
2006
01:49:08,928 --> 01:49:10,470
- No. I won't...
- You did the right thing.
2007
01:49:11,918 --> 01:49:14,261
What an irresponsible father.
2008
01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:18,511
Come with me to the other room,
I'll show you a responsible father.
2009
01:49:18,595 --> 01:49:20,845
He never enters the room without a mask.
2010
01:49:21,178 --> 01:49:23,178
And look at him... terrible.
2011
01:49:23,803 --> 01:49:26,886
- He treats foreigners.
- Stop disturbing my patients and leave.
2012
01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:28,181
- Jass.
- Baani, I'll be right back.
2013
01:49:28,261 --> 01:49:29,095
Mom, my phone.
2014
01:49:29,178 --> 01:49:30,886
- Give it.
- Out. Out.
2015
01:49:32,178 --> 01:49:34,136
- Why doesn't he ever answer his phone?
- Again?
2016
01:49:34,886 --> 01:49:35,989
Why is everyone calling me?
2017
01:49:36,069 --> 01:49:38,261
- Where were you?
- I...was...
2018
01:49:38,511 --> 01:49:39,697
I've been calling for so long.
2019
01:49:40,053 --> 01:49:40,761
Not working.
2020
01:49:40,845 --> 01:49:43,178
The doctors are saying they'll
have to do a premature delivery,
2021
01:49:43,261 --> 01:49:44,303
and it has to be done today.
2022
01:49:45,553 --> 01:49:46,931
Today? Both of them?
2023
01:49:47,011 --> 01:49:48,077
What do you mean both of them?
2024
01:49:48,345 --> 01:49:49,386
Is there someone else?
2025
01:49:50,428 --> 01:49:56,053
When... a child is born,
a mother is also born.
2026
01:49:56,220 --> 01:49:57,136
So both.
2027
01:49:57,636 --> 01:49:59,761
Great. He's absolutely right.
2028
01:50:00,011 --> 01:50:00,845
The doctor's here.
2029
01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:01,845
Oh no.
2030
01:50:01,928 --> 01:50:06,678
Doctor, tell him about
Preet's premature delivery.
2031
01:50:07,553 --> 01:50:08,951
Why should I tell him?
2032
01:50:09,553 --> 01:50:12,136
Because he's the child's father.
2033
01:50:14,303 --> 01:50:17,011
He's the father of this child?
2034
01:50:17,595 --> 01:50:20,595
- Are you sure?
- Of course he is.
2035
01:50:21,136 --> 01:50:23,470
You must have seen him in a mask.
2036
01:50:23,553 --> 01:50:25,928
Look closely. Recognise him?
2037
01:50:27,553 --> 01:50:29,303
Same-same. I know him.
2038
01:50:29,386 --> 01:50:30,595
- Father and doctor have to talk.
- I recognise him.
2039
01:50:30,678 --> 01:50:32,671
- Father and doctor.
- Aren't you the same guy?
2040
01:50:32,751 --> 01:50:33,845
What did you say?
2041
01:50:34,345 --> 01:50:38,619
"Who's Your Daddy? Jumping with joy?"
I'll tell them everything.
2042
01:50:38,761 --> 01:50:40,511
- Mr. Randhawa...
- Dr. Gulati, emergency.
2043
01:50:40,595 --> 01:50:42,428
- What happened?
- Your patient is about to die.
2044
01:50:42,511 --> 01:50:43,970
- Hurry up or he will die.
- I'm coming back.
2045
01:50:44,053 --> 01:50:46,890
- I'm coming back. I'm coming back.
- We can't deliver a baby without a doctor.
2046
01:50:46,970 --> 01:50:48,178
I'm coming back.
2047
01:50:48,649 --> 01:50:50,261
Watch out. Hurry up.
2048
01:50:50,345 --> 01:50:52,220
How can I hurry up
when I'm sitting down?
2049
01:50:52,303 --> 01:50:53,595
Then hurry up while sitting down.
2050
01:50:55,761 --> 01:50:57,136
Where's the patient?
2051
01:50:58,137 --> 01:51:00,345
- Where's the patient?
- There is no patient, sir.
2052
01:51:00,761 --> 01:51:02,553
I lied to you.
2053
01:51:03,136 --> 01:51:05,931
- Because I had to tell you the truth.
- What truth?
2054
01:51:06,011 --> 01:51:07,400
Actually--
2055
01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:09,507
His truth.
2056
01:51:09,761 --> 01:51:11,599
He's not a bad guy,
2057
01:51:11,842 --> 01:51:14,220
he just kept getting stuck
in bad situations.
2058
01:51:14,303 --> 01:51:17,675
Selfie Kumar, he has two wives.
2059
01:51:17,970 --> 01:51:19,845
He's expecting two children.
2060
01:51:20,011 --> 01:51:21,344
It's a crime!
2061
01:51:21,803 --> 01:51:24,220
Doctor, Baani and Preet are in labour.
2062
01:51:24,470 --> 01:51:26,678
Preet will undergo a premature delivery.
2063
01:51:26,761 --> 01:51:27,848
I will tell them the truth,
2064
01:51:27,928 --> 01:51:29,261
but after the delivery is done.
2065
01:51:29,345 --> 01:51:33,095
I will deliver... you... to jail.
2066
01:51:33,261 --> 01:51:35,636
- I am going to expose this fraud!
- Please, doctor.
2067
01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:36,601
Out of my way--
2068
01:51:36,681 --> 01:51:37,848
Doctor, I cannot give
stress to both mothers.
2069
01:51:37,928 --> 01:51:38,931
- Move!
- Gulati.
2070
01:51:41,595 --> 01:51:46,470
Before you go out,
take a look at your own dirty deeds.
2071
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:47,469
Look.
2072
01:51:47,636 --> 01:51:50,798
"Look aunt,
your boy's going astray."
2073
01:51:50,970 --> 01:51:54,653
"Look aunt,
your boy's going astray."
2074
01:51:54,733 --> 01:51:58,832
"Look aunt,
your boy's going astray."
2075
01:52:01,928 --> 01:52:05,262
"Look aunt,
your boy's going astray."
2076
01:52:05,612 --> 01:52:09,178
"Stop teasing girls."
2077
01:52:09,261 --> 01:52:12,784
"I'll report you,
I'll get you arrested."
2078
01:52:12,959 --> 01:52:14,990
"I'll get you thrown in jail."
2079
01:52:15,070 --> 01:52:18,615
"Stop teasing girls."
2080
01:52:20,970 --> 01:52:22,720
Fake university doctor, get up.
2081
01:52:22,803 --> 01:52:24,880
Godamba! Godamba!
2082
01:52:25,123 --> 01:52:27,220
Doctor, which brand
of cheap tobacco is this?
2083
01:52:27,303 --> 01:52:28,845
Godamba is my wife's name.
2084
01:52:28,928 --> 01:52:30,803
If she finds out,
she'll beat me to a pulp.
2085
01:52:30,886 --> 01:52:33,095
I am married. I have two kids, please.
2086
01:52:33,178 --> 01:52:35,947
- And, even I am expecting babies.
- Two of them.
2087
01:52:36,553 --> 01:52:38,386
- You like reading books, don't you?
- Yes.
2088
01:52:38,470 --> 01:52:40,095
- Then you should read another book.
- Which one?
2089
01:52:40,178 --> 01:52:43,386
'Zindagi Jhandba Toh Muh Humesha Band Ba'
(When Life's A Train Wreck, You Better Zip It)
2090
01:52:44,303 --> 01:52:46,511
Otherwise you will become a widower.
2091
01:52:46,595 --> 01:52:47,970
Delivery. Please.
2092
01:52:48,470 --> 01:52:50,803
Breathe. Breathe.
2093
01:52:50,886 --> 01:52:53,011
Check where he is. Call him.
2094
01:52:53,095 --> 01:52:53,795
Give me your hand.
2095
01:52:53,875 --> 01:52:56,470
Call my husband. Out of the way.
2096
01:52:56,553 --> 01:52:57,956
Out of the way.
2097
01:53:00,136 --> 01:53:02,470
Lord Ganesha, first Baani came
in my life and then she left.
2098
01:53:02,636 --> 01:53:04,428
Then Preet came and so did Baani.
2099
01:53:04,886 --> 01:53:08,178
Lord Ganesha,
protect the mothers and the children.
2100
01:53:08,261 --> 01:53:09,345
Lord...
2101
01:53:10,095 --> 01:53:11,375
Who are you talking to, man?
2102
01:53:12,095 --> 01:53:14,178
Indian emotion. You won't understand.
2103
01:53:14,470 --> 01:53:15,970
I'm in deep trouble. Deep.
2104
01:53:18,826 --> 01:53:21,220
- Come on, push, push. You can do it.
- Jass, don't touch me.
2105
01:53:21,303 --> 01:53:23,766
- It's all because of you.
- Okay, sorry. Push, push.
2106
01:53:23,846 --> 01:53:25,011
You can do it.
You can do it.
2107
01:53:25,095 --> 01:53:27,261
Hallelujah, the baby's on its way.
2108
01:53:27,345 --> 01:53:28,678
It's a big baby.
2109
01:53:28,761 --> 01:53:30,761
I've got to check before I take it out.
2110
01:53:30,845 --> 01:53:34,178
- It's coming. It's coming.
- Hurry up.
2111
01:53:34,962 --> 01:53:36,372
Hurry up!
2112
01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:48,920
Congratulations, it's a girl.
2113
01:53:50,095 --> 01:53:53,553
With God's blessings,
I'm finally a grandma.
2114
01:53:54,803 --> 01:53:57,011
I had decided that if all went well,
2115
01:53:57,511 --> 01:53:59,803
I will go to Vaishno Devi
to seek blessings.
2116
01:53:59,970 --> 01:54:00,912
Mom...
2117
01:54:02,761 --> 01:54:05,220
Godamba. Godamba. Godamba.
2118
01:54:05,636 --> 01:54:09,011
Congratulations.
This time it's a boy.
2119
01:54:09,095 --> 01:54:10,890
- So sorry.
- Great.
2120
01:54:10,970 --> 01:54:12,095
Remember I told you, brother.
2121
01:54:12,178 --> 01:54:15,011
Uncle and nephew
swaying all over London.
2122
01:54:15,095 --> 01:54:16,636
Spinning... Spinning...
2123
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:19,553
- Little Randhawa is here--
- What are you doing, Mr. Randhawa?
2124
01:54:19,636 --> 01:54:20,593
It's a hospital.
2125
01:54:21,095 --> 01:54:22,122
- Hold your gun.
- Brother.
2126
01:54:22,202 --> 01:54:23,093
Yes.
2127
01:54:26,095 --> 01:54:27,595
Even he looks like me.
2128
01:54:27,678 --> 01:54:29,250
I mean, only he looks like me.
2129
01:54:31,636 --> 01:54:32,928
Thank you again.
2130
01:54:33,011 --> 01:54:34,345
There's only two, right?
2131
01:54:42,701 --> 01:54:43,877
We'll go to India soon.
2132
01:54:44,423 --> 01:54:46,034
Jass, Mom and the baby
are in the parking lot, right?
2133
01:54:46,114 --> 01:54:47,198
Yes.
2134
01:54:48,406 --> 01:54:49,781
- Baani...
- What?
2135
01:54:49,864 --> 01:54:51,002
I forgot the files.
2136
01:54:51,332 --> 01:54:52,318
Call the elevator, I'll get them.
2137
01:54:52,398 --> 01:54:53,489
- Okay.
- Okay.
2138
01:55:01,131 --> 01:55:03,823
- Preet?
- Baani. Hi.
2139
01:55:04,253 --> 01:55:05,628
- How are you?
- Good. You delivered?
2140
01:55:05,712 --> 01:55:08,920
- Yes, baby girl. And you?
- Baby boy.
2141
01:55:09,045 --> 01:55:11,337
- Congratulations.
- Congratulations to us.
2142
01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:13,587
- Lovely.
- Brother, my friend Baani.
2143
01:55:13,670 --> 01:55:14,545
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
2144
01:55:14,670 --> 01:55:17,170
- Hello.
- Preet, my husband's coming.
2145
01:55:17,253 --> 01:55:18,628
- Just two minutes.
- Okay. Nice.
2146
01:55:18,712 --> 01:55:19,962
Now Preet isn't answering her phone.
2147
01:55:20,045 --> 01:55:22,087
- She will. Keep calling.
- And she complains I'm always busy.
2148
01:55:22,628 --> 01:55:23,838
Nothing you do is ever enough for them.
2149
01:55:23,918 --> 01:55:25,045
- Same story with me.
- Yes, Mom.
2150
01:55:25,420 --> 01:55:26,878
I'm coming. Baani's already downstairs.
2151
01:55:37,795 --> 01:55:39,337
Preet, that's my husband.
2152
01:55:39,420 --> 01:55:40,712
The father of my child.
2153
01:55:52,920 --> 01:55:54,795
Baani, you're joking, right?
2154
01:55:55,128 --> 01:55:56,462
He's the father of my child.
2155
01:56:00,837 --> 01:56:04,245
No, you are joking.
He's the father of my child.
2156
01:56:04,325 --> 01:56:06,628
No, no, he's the father of my child.
2157
01:56:11,878 --> 01:56:13,170
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
2158
01:56:13,253 --> 01:56:14,503
- What?
- What?
2159
01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:17,795
- Jass.
- Sire, do the honours.
2160
01:56:20,045 --> 01:56:22,007
Just a second,
Mr. Randhawa, I can explain.
2161
01:56:22,087 --> 01:56:24,942
- Actually by mistake--
- Rascal, what were you saying?
2162
01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:26,628
Growing love.
2163
01:56:26,867 --> 01:56:28,284
- Isn't that what he said?
- Yes.
2164
01:56:28,364 --> 01:56:29,423
No.
2165
01:56:29,503 --> 01:56:30,795
- What else did he say?
- I can't believe this.
2166
01:56:30,878 --> 01:56:32,795
- Nothing. What else did I say?
- Fraud.
2167
01:56:32,878 --> 01:56:34,007
- Oh yes.
- Stay away...
2168
01:56:34,087 --> 01:56:36,670
Nephew and uncle spinning in city.
2169
01:56:36,753 --> 01:56:38,378
- What else did you say?
- Sir, I thought you liked the song.
2170
01:56:38,712 --> 01:56:40,034
- What else did you say?
- Nothing.
2171
01:56:40,114 --> 01:56:42,841
Thud... Thud... Thud...
2172
01:56:43,003 --> 01:56:44,527
- Thud... Thud... Thud...
- Jass, how could you?
2173
01:56:44,607 --> 01:56:46,521
Thud... Thud... Thud...
2174
01:56:46,753 --> 01:56:48,378
You are Liar.
2175
01:56:48,611 --> 01:56:50,676
Thud... Thud... Thud...
2176
01:56:55,595 --> 01:57:00,222
Head towards the exit.
Do not take the lift.
2177
01:57:00,455 --> 01:57:03,704
Head towards the exit.
Do not take the lift.
2178
01:57:04,094 --> 01:57:05,636
Baani, are you alright?
2179
01:57:07,047 --> 01:57:10,827
Stay calm. Please make it to the
nearest exit as soon as possible.
2180
01:57:11,241 --> 01:57:15,497
Head towards the exit.
Do not take the lift.
2181
01:57:17,427 --> 01:57:18,503
Are you okay?
2182
01:57:18,962 --> 01:57:21,337
Catch that rascal.
Don't let him escape.
2183
01:57:21,420 --> 01:57:23,439
Jass. Where are you going?
I want answers.
2184
01:57:23,519 --> 01:57:25,950
- Brother, Jass is running away.
- Jass... Catch him.
2185
01:57:39,942 --> 01:57:41,945
Who will save me in this situation?
2186
01:57:45,128 --> 01:57:46,969
I'd told you not to share your notes.
2187
01:57:47,337 --> 01:57:49,295
Disha, where is Mr. Godbole?
2188
01:57:49,378 --> 01:57:50,545
He must be in the classroom.
2189
01:57:50,711 --> 01:57:51,670
Oh God.
2190
01:57:51,878 --> 01:57:54,760
When someone's stressed,
my crazy heart says...
2191
01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:58,420
Come to Godbole. Come to Godbole.
2192
01:57:58,503 --> 01:58:00,003
Mr. Godbole...
2193
01:58:00,170 --> 01:58:01,712
What happened, Jass?
2194
01:58:01,795 --> 01:58:03,670
My classmates are bullying me.
2195
01:58:04,170 --> 01:58:06,128
So, I got scared and ran away.
2196
01:58:06,503 --> 01:58:08,545
You got scared? Oh God.
2197
01:58:08,837 --> 01:58:10,170
So innocent.
2198
01:58:10,712 --> 01:58:13,420
Now listen carefully
to what Godbole has to say.
2199
01:58:13,712 --> 01:58:17,087
Do you know what Gandhiji said?
2200
01:58:17,667 --> 01:58:21,533
A person's biggest enemy is his fear.
2201
01:58:21,795 --> 01:58:24,337
And what did Mandela say?
2202
01:58:24,587 --> 01:58:29,898
[gibberish]
2203
01:58:31,189 --> 01:58:32,157
What is Godbole uncle doing?
2204
01:58:32,831 --> 01:58:36,740
[gibberish]
2205
01:58:37,087 --> 01:58:38,974
Mt. Kilimanjaro...
2206
01:58:39,545 --> 01:58:42,052
Control your fear, my friend.
2207
01:58:49,837 --> 01:58:50,920
There he is.
2208
01:58:52,962 --> 01:58:53,920
Hey...
2209
01:58:54,337 --> 01:58:55,470
Jass.
2210
01:58:57,420 --> 01:58:58,378
I'm ready.
2211
01:58:59,670 --> 01:59:00,712
Ask whatever you want.
2212
01:59:00,795 --> 01:59:02,837
- What have you done, Jass?
- How can you do this to us?
2213
01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:05,003
- You cheated on both of us.
- Yeah.
2214
01:59:05,554 --> 01:59:06,587
Wait a minute.
2215
01:59:06,795 --> 01:59:08,653
Baani, if you mind,
still can I ask you something?
2216
01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:11,837
You told me to move on and I moved on.
2217
01:59:12,587 --> 01:59:14,128
I found Preet and I fell in love.
2218
01:59:14,253 --> 01:59:15,378
And I'm the cheater?
2219
01:59:15,503 --> 01:59:16,930
You could have told us the truth.
2220
01:59:17,010 --> 01:59:18,253
How could I have told you the truth?
2221
01:59:18,337 --> 01:59:20,795
The doctor said you have complications.
I couldn't stress you out.
2222
01:59:20,878 --> 01:59:21,837
What choice did I have, Baani?
2223
01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:25,212
Why didn't you tell me
you were already married?
2224
01:59:25,295 --> 01:59:26,776
And that she's pregnant.
2225
01:59:27,128 --> 01:59:28,378
You're a bloody cheater!
2226
01:59:28,462 --> 01:59:30,087
Because our marriage was over.
2227
01:59:30,170 --> 01:59:31,837
Ask her. She ended it.
2228
01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:33,712
And I tried to tell you, Preet.
2229
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:36,212
But every time I tried,
your brother showed up with his gun.
2230
01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:37,337
Betrayal... coffin...
2231
01:59:37,417 --> 01:59:38,587
- I didn't get the chance.
- What is he saying?
2232
01:59:38,670 --> 01:59:40,462
- I didn't get the chance.
- Jass, please.
2233
01:59:40,545 --> 01:59:41,503
Hey, idiot.
2234
01:59:41,587 --> 01:59:43,545
Mr. Randhawa, I admit I lied.
2235
01:59:43,628 --> 01:59:45,128
I brought a fake mother.
2236
01:59:45,212 --> 01:59:47,212
But you started chasing
that fake mother too.
2237
01:59:48,045 --> 01:59:50,170
You're not young anymore,
but that's not stopping you.
2238
01:59:50,253 --> 01:59:54,035
And Shammo ji, the moment you got gold,
you switched sides.
2239
01:59:54,212 --> 01:59:55,581
Gold digger with a figure!
2240
01:59:55,661 --> 01:59:58,587
Hey, Jass. I admit I like gold...
2241
01:59:59,253 --> 02:00:01,253
but I like the guy
who gave it even more.
2242
02:00:02,503 --> 02:00:04,295
But Guggi has got the best choice.
2243
02:00:04,378 --> 02:00:06,045
Guggi, should I bust your balloons?
2244
02:00:06,253 --> 02:00:08,587
Mr. Randhawa, your house help Alice...
2245
02:00:08,670 --> 02:00:11,878
Alice and Guggi are... always at it.
2246
02:00:11,962 --> 02:00:13,212
- All night long.
- Guggi.
2247
02:00:13,295 --> 02:00:15,087
- Sire, I was going to tell you.
- What is he saying?
2248
02:00:15,170 --> 02:00:17,712
- No, no, please, sir. Please.
- The gun again.
2249
02:00:17,795 --> 02:00:18,837
Please don't shoot him.
2250
02:00:19,087 --> 02:00:20,212
- No, shoot him...
- I'm...
2251
02:00:20,587 --> 02:00:22,275
I am expecting his baby.
2252
02:00:22,587 --> 02:00:23,587
Why are you...
2253
02:00:23,670 --> 02:00:25,462
Great. One more.
2254
02:00:25,545 --> 02:00:27,878
Baby, no one will be here.
I'll make you happy.
2255
02:00:27,962 --> 02:00:30,420
Look, here comes the 12th man
of the losing team.
2256
02:00:30,503 --> 02:00:31,628
Dr. Gulati.
2257
02:00:31,712 --> 02:00:33,503
Enjoying your terrace break?
2258
02:00:33,587 --> 02:00:34,462
Godamba.
2259
02:00:34,545 --> 02:00:37,170
Godamba, his wife. We must tell her...
2260
02:00:38,045 --> 02:00:40,587
Forget it. He delivered both my kids.
2261
02:00:41,087 --> 02:00:43,518
Two? No, three.
2262
02:00:43,824 --> 02:00:46,253
I'm carrying your triplets, Dr. Gulati.
2263
02:00:46,337 --> 02:00:48,253
- What?
- Well done, doctor. Well done.
2264
02:00:48,337 --> 02:00:50,170
- Did you hear that?
- Three more.
2265
02:00:50,253 --> 02:00:51,378
Did you hear?
2266
02:00:51,462 --> 02:00:52,878
Moral of the story is -
2267
02:00:52,962 --> 02:00:57,337
when your own drawstrings are loose,
don't tug at others clothes.
2268
02:00:58,670 --> 02:00:59,712
You guys are...
2269
02:01:02,628 --> 02:01:04,337
- Jass, no...
- Don't come any closer.
2270
02:01:04,420 --> 02:01:06,007
Don't come any closer. I will jump.
2271
02:01:06,087 --> 02:01:08,253
- I will jump.
- Jass, have you lost your mind?
2272
02:01:08,337 --> 02:01:09,795
Yes, you guys have driven my crazy.
2273
02:01:09,878 --> 02:01:11,462
I don't want any
sympathy or any apology.
2274
02:01:11,545 --> 02:01:14,337
- I am going.
- Don't behave like a kid, Jass.
2275
02:01:14,420 --> 02:01:16,670
Jass, think about the kids.
2276
02:01:17,045 --> 02:01:19,545
- I have only one regret.
- What?
2277
02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:22,878
My children will never
know their father's love.
2278
02:01:23,295 --> 02:01:26,780
- Hey!
- Jass, stop!
2279
02:01:26,860 --> 02:01:28,628
Don't just stand there. Do something.
2280
02:01:28,712 --> 02:01:30,882
- I'm jumping. I'm jumping.
- Jass...
2281
02:01:30,962 --> 02:01:33,045
Oh, my God. Please, Jass.
2282
02:01:33,128 --> 02:01:35,378
- Here I go.
- Jass, Jass...
2283
02:01:35,462 --> 02:01:37,378
- What do we do?
- Preet, he's your boyfriend.
2284
02:01:37,462 --> 02:01:38,212
I'm falling.
2285
02:01:38,295 --> 02:01:40,795
- He's your husband. Say something.
- Stop.
2286
02:01:40,878 --> 02:01:42,170
God, I'm coming.
2287
02:01:42,587 --> 02:01:44,753
Preet, Jass is a good guy.
2288
02:01:44,837 --> 02:01:48,795
I know, that's why I loved him and
had his baby, but he's also a liar.
2289
02:01:48,878 --> 02:01:51,253
I know he's a liar,
but his heart's in the right place.
2290
02:01:51,337 --> 02:01:53,795
Don't stop me, guys. I will jump.
2291
02:01:53,878 --> 02:01:57,087
What do you think, sire?
Is brother-in-law going to jump or fall?
2292
02:01:57,378 --> 02:01:59,128
I can jump any minute. Any minute now.
2293
02:01:59,212 --> 02:02:01,253
Save him, Gulati. He will fall down.
2294
02:02:01,337 --> 02:02:04,007
He's already fallen pretty low,
can't go any lower.
2295
02:02:04,087 --> 02:02:05,253
Selfie, come here.
2296
02:02:05,337 --> 02:02:08,337
Preet, just listen to me.
He's not a bad guy.
2297
02:02:08,420 --> 02:02:10,128
What are Baani and Preet
discussing about me?
2298
02:02:10,212 --> 02:02:13,045
I think they are fighting over you.
2299
02:02:13,378 --> 02:02:15,970
Both of them? Over me?
2300
02:02:16,212 --> 02:02:17,587
- Yes, both.
- I'm falling.
2301
02:02:17,670 --> 02:02:18,575
I have an idea.
2302
02:02:18,655 --> 02:02:20,712
You're already married to him.
You keep him.
2303
02:02:20,795 --> 02:02:22,920
He's my past. You keep him.
2304
02:02:23,003 --> 02:02:25,712
I'll move on. Don't worry. You keep him.
2305
02:02:25,795 --> 02:02:28,545
- Jass belongs to you.
- No, no, you are very nice.
2306
02:02:28,628 --> 02:02:31,420
Forgive him.
Husbands are like Gods. Keep him.
2307
02:02:31,503 --> 02:02:32,882
- You keep him!
- I said, you keep him!
2308
02:02:32,962 --> 02:02:34,420
- No, please keep him.
- Jass is yours.
2309
02:02:34,503 --> 02:02:35,545
You keep him. Keep him.
2310
02:02:35,628 --> 02:02:38,462
- Jass.
- Yes. Did you call me?
2311
02:02:38,545 --> 02:02:40,628
They've made a decision.
2312
02:02:40,712 --> 02:02:41,587
What?
2313
02:02:44,920 --> 02:02:46,559
- We both...
- You two?
2314
02:02:47,212 --> 02:02:49,628
- Don't want to live with you.
- Don't want to live with you.
2315
02:02:50,045 --> 02:02:53,795
But I've done so much for you two.
2316
02:02:53,878 --> 02:02:54,947
How can you two leave me?
2317
02:02:55,027 --> 02:02:57,670
One of you can come with me.
I deserve one at least.
2318
02:02:57,753 --> 02:02:59,420
You two are cheaters.
I am being cheated.
2319
02:02:59,503 --> 02:03:01,877
I told you, the decision has been made!
2320
02:03:14,128 --> 02:03:16,128
Jass. Jass.
2321
02:03:46,628 --> 02:03:47,878
God's plan.
2322
02:04:02,462 --> 02:04:06,878
I've been to London, Paris...
even Japan.
2323
02:04:06,962 --> 02:04:12,462
But this my India, I love my India.
2324
02:04:12,545 --> 02:04:13,915
Two black coffees, girl.
2325
02:04:14,055 --> 02:04:15,257
To hell with your black coffee.
2326
02:04:15,337 --> 02:04:16,420
- Get me a beer.
- Okay.
2327
02:04:16,503 --> 02:04:18,253
Go ahead and drink it.
2328
02:04:19,337 --> 02:04:21,795
By the way, Jass.
Your life's such a mess.
2329
02:04:22,337 --> 02:04:23,212
They both left you.
2330
02:04:24,066 --> 02:04:27,920
So sorry to hear that, sir.
They both left you?
2331
02:04:28,003 --> 02:04:29,753
Yes, so what if they left me?
Will you fill in for them?
2332
02:04:29,837 --> 02:04:31,295
Will you take care of my two kids?
2333
02:04:31,378 --> 02:04:33,378
Control, sir. I have a boyfriend.
2334
02:04:33,545 --> 02:04:36,045
Jass. Relax.
2335
02:04:37,128 --> 02:04:38,170
Have faith in God.
2336
02:04:38,545 --> 02:04:39,295
He will do what's best.
2337
02:04:39,587 --> 02:04:40,420
Forget it.
2338
02:04:40,712 --> 02:04:42,420
If you mind still,
can I ask you something?
2339
02:04:42,628 --> 02:04:44,503
"When you're young..."
2340
02:04:44,676 --> 02:04:46,295
Who is using my line on me?
2341
02:04:54,378 --> 02:04:59,003
What's up... 10th grade backbencher
Jasswinder Ahuja?
2342
02:05:04,628 --> 02:05:05,712
Don't remember?
2343
02:05:08,003 --> 02:05:09,045
Mr. Shukla.
2344
02:05:11,503 --> 02:05:13,699
Mr. Godbole.
2345
02:05:16,469 --> 02:05:17,420
Mr. Mishra.
2346
02:05:17,503 --> 02:05:20,007
And always keep your
eye on Disha while running.
2347
02:05:20,087 --> 02:05:21,962
- Understood?
- Hi, Disha.
2348
02:05:22,753 --> 02:05:23,711
Wrong.
2349
02:05:24,295 --> 02:05:25,378
Come on.
2350
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,003
- Disha?
- Finally.
2351
02:05:29,378 --> 02:05:30,712
- Hi.
- Hi.
2352
02:05:33,795 --> 02:05:36,170
I can't believe we're
meeting after all these years.
2353
02:05:36,253 --> 02:05:37,253
God's plan.
2354
02:05:37,337 --> 02:05:39,712
- I missed you, man.
- Me too.
2355
02:05:40,628 --> 02:05:41,720
Third?
2356
02:05:42,332 --> 02:05:43,087
First.
2357
02:05:43,587 --> 02:05:45,337
One second. Vishal.
2358
02:05:45,420 --> 02:05:46,462
Who is he?
2359
02:05:47,587 --> 02:05:48,503
- That's Vishal.
- He's so tall.
2360
02:05:48,587 --> 02:05:50,048
Vishal, meet Jass.
2361
02:05:50,128 --> 02:05:51,087
- Hey, man.
- My childhood friend.
2362
02:05:51,170 --> 02:05:52,212
Hi, man.
2363
02:05:53,712 --> 02:05:56,878
You were asking, who will
be best man at our wedding?
2364
02:05:56,962 --> 02:05:58,462
- Yeah.
- Wedding?
2365
02:05:58,545 --> 02:06:00,337
Who better than him?
2366
02:06:00,670 --> 02:06:02,545
He's my best friend from school.
2367
02:06:02,628 --> 02:06:03,503
Yeah...
2368
02:06:03,795 --> 02:06:06,837
Why only best man?
You can handle all the wedding rituals.
2369
02:06:06,920 --> 02:06:07,673
- Rituals?
- Yeah.
2370
02:06:07,753 --> 02:06:08,962
Can you sing?
2371
02:06:09,462 --> 02:06:11,587
Not just sing, he will dance as well.
2372
02:06:11,670 --> 02:06:12,837
- He's a terrific dancer.
- Yeah?
2373
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:13,878
- Yeah.
- Perfect.
2374
02:06:15,003 --> 02:06:16,128
That's amazing.
2375
02:06:16,337 --> 02:06:17,128
You'll do it, right?
2376
02:06:17,837 --> 02:06:19,497
Yeah...
2377
02:06:21,545 --> 02:06:23,045
Sorry. Mistake.
2378
02:06:25,503 --> 02:06:27,045
Okay, I'm going to
send you the invite, okay.
2379
02:06:27,294 --> 02:06:28,253
Yeah, don't be late.
2380
02:06:28,337 --> 02:06:30,007
Not at all,
I'll personally escort him there.
2381
02:06:30,087 --> 02:06:31,628
- That's amazing.
- We won't be late.
2382
02:06:31,962 --> 02:06:33,628
- See you, guys.
- So nice to see you.
2383
02:06:33,712 --> 02:06:34,837
Nice... hair.
2384
02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:36,087
- Bye.
- Bye.
2385
02:06:42,045 --> 02:06:44,462
Rascal... whenever
happiness knocked on my door,
2386
02:06:44,545 --> 02:06:45,920
- you always brought bad luck.
- What did I do?
2387
02:06:46,003 --> 02:06:48,795
- I can't find a single girl.
- You just got dumped by two.
2388
02:06:49,712 --> 02:06:51,087
- Why you--
- You won't find any girl...
2389
02:06:51,670 --> 02:06:54,579
Calm down. Calm down.
2390
02:06:57,545 --> 02:06:58,837
Look at your face.
2391
02:06:58,920 --> 02:07:01,410
I was joking. It was just a prank.
2392
02:07:03,295 --> 02:07:04,420
And that tall guy Vishal?
2393
02:07:04,503 --> 02:07:05,920
Vishal is just a friend.
2394
02:07:06,003 --> 02:07:07,328
In fact, he's like a brother to me.
2395
02:07:07,670 --> 02:07:09,670
Brother? I like brothers.
2396
02:07:09,962 --> 02:07:12,626
- I got you, right?
- You got me.
2397
02:07:14,003 --> 02:07:16,378
- So...
- So?
2398
02:07:17,878 --> 02:07:19,375
Are you...
2399
02:07:20,827 --> 02:07:21,788
single?
2400
02:07:23,170 --> 02:07:25,679
Yeah, I am... single.
2401
02:07:27,628 --> 02:07:28,547
And you?
2402
02:07:30,212 --> 02:07:31,317
Fully single.
2403
02:07:32,253 --> 02:07:34,170
- That's great.
- I know that is.
2404
02:07:34,462 --> 02:07:37,100
- So, then...
- I think we...
2405
02:07:38,097 --> 02:07:41,163
Tell her that you have two--
2406
02:07:41,587 --> 02:07:42,753
Two?
2407
02:07:43,087 --> 02:07:44,587
Let's go there for two minutes.
2408
02:07:46,686 --> 02:07:48,055
- Sure.
- There.
2409
02:07:51,378 --> 02:07:53,238
- You first.
- Thanks.
2410
02:07:53,381 --> 02:07:58,551
"When you're young, love happens."
2411
02:07:58,962 --> 02:08:02,573
At least tell her that
you have two kids in London!
2412
02:08:17,712 --> 02:08:20,170
"When you apply kohl in your eyes,"
2413
02:08:20,253 --> 02:08:22,212
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'
2414
02:08:22,378 --> 02:08:25,087
"Like a peacock, wherever you walk,"
2415
02:08:25,170 --> 02:08:27,003
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'"
2416
02:08:27,087 --> 02:08:29,337
"Billo, there's no one
like you on this earth,"
2417
02:08:29,420 --> 02:08:31,962
"Truly, in the whole world
there's no match for your beauty."
2418
02:08:32,045 --> 02:08:34,337
"Oh beautiful one, the grace
and sway that your body has,"
2419
02:08:34,420 --> 02:08:37,170
"Honestly, there is no
such bend on the map of earth."
2420
02:08:37,253 --> 02:08:39,712
"Slowly, gently sway your waist,"
2421
02:08:39,795 --> 02:08:41,837
"Have a little mercy on the boys,"
2422
02:08:42,212 --> 02:08:44,670
"Don't let your blue eyes
create such havoc,"
2423
02:08:44,753 --> 02:08:47,253
"Don't ignite us with your hotness."
2424
02:08:47,337 --> 02:08:49,837
"When you apply kohl in your eyes,"
2425
02:08:49,920 --> 02:08:51,878
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'
2426
02:08:52,133 --> 02:08:54,795
"Like a peacock, wherever you walk,"
2427
02:08:54,878 --> 02:08:56,712
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'
2428
02:08:57,337 --> 02:08:58,545
"As if made in Italy,"
2429
02:08:58,628 --> 02:08:59,795
"Those eyes are like bullets"
2430
02:08:59,878 --> 02:09:02,212
"And fire shots at heart."
2431
02:09:02,295 --> 02:09:03,712
"You are like a glass statue."
2432
02:09:03,795 --> 02:09:04,878
"Seeing your beauty"
2433
02:09:04,962 --> 02:09:06,587
"Everyone is jealous."
2434
02:09:06,670 --> 02:09:09,045
"Yesterday you went to
Patiala to buy a nose ring,"
2435
02:09:09,128 --> 02:09:11,545
"How many lakhs did you spend on Gucci?"
2436
02:09:11,625 --> 02:09:13,965
"Top models may try
to compete with you,"
2437
02:09:14,045 --> 02:09:16,712
"But there is no match for you."
2438
02:09:16,878 --> 02:09:19,253
"Get a red dress stitched
and will suit you well."
2439
02:09:19,337 --> 02:09:21,420
"Wear a Punjabi Jutti
with a small bells"
2440
02:09:21,878 --> 02:09:24,503
"Give us orders openly."
2441
02:09:24,670 --> 02:09:26,545
"And let our hearts
connect with each other."
2442
02:09:26,753 --> 02:09:29,420
"When you apply kohl in your eyes,"
2443
02:09:29,545 --> 02:09:31,587
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'"
2444
02:09:31,795 --> 02:09:34,378
"Like a peacock, wherever you walk,"
2445
02:09:34,462 --> 02:09:36,337
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'"
2446
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:48,420
"My eyes are rosy."
2447
02:09:48,503 --> 02:09:49,795
"They are intoxicating."
2448
02:09:49,878 --> 02:09:51,753
"I have made people yearn."
2449
02:09:51,837 --> 02:09:53,378
"My wrists are fair."
2450
02:09:53,462 --> 02:09:54,253
"I create havoc."
2451
02:09:54,337 --> 02:09:57,253
"My waist causes devastation. Oh, oh!"
2452
02:09:57,337 --> 02:09:59,670
"Someone calls me queen of
flowers and some call me butterfly."
2453
02:09:59,753 --> 02:10:02,087
"Some say I am
like lightning in the sky."
2454
02:10:02,170 --> 02:10:07,170
"Whosoever looks at my beauty
calls me prettier than angels."
2455
02:10:07,587 --> 02:10:09,965
"Make such a dance
step that goes viral."
2456
02:10:10,045 --> 02:10:12,170
"Get a song written by Gill Roy."
2457
02:10:12,462 --> 02:10:15,048
"Dance with heels to the tune."
2458
02:10:15,128 --> 02:10:17,003
"Don't feel shy standing far."
2459
02:10:17,503 --> 02:10:20,170
"When you apply kohl in your eyes,"
2460
02:10:20,253 --> 02:10:22,045
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'"
2461
02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:25,128
"Like a peacock, wherever you walk,"
2462
02:10:25,212 --> 02:10:27,045
"Boys look at you and say 'wow.'"
2463
02:10:37,656 --> 02:10:38,519
"Wow!"
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