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[woman screaming]
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[monster growls on TV]
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[all cheering]
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[people screaming]
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[monster roaring
on TV]
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[all cheering]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[Dijonay]
Oh! Y'all better run.
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Oscar, Why are you letting
the kids watch this horrible stuff?
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I told them to change
the channel, but they love that sellout,
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Shuggie, the singing panda.
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He sing like he got a bunch
of bamboo in his mouth.
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No, I'm talking about Inhumane.
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Of course he's inhumane.
He's a panda.
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-Oscar, look!
-[Oscar yelps]
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-[monster roars]
-[woman screaming]
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Oh, Inhumane!
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Come on, Trudy. That's nothing.
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We watched Tweedledee
and Tweedledum growing up.
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-[? old timey music playing]
-Hit that. [snickering]
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Now that's inhumane.
[chuckles]
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I'm not laughing, Oscar.
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[man screaming on TV]
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-[all groaning]
-[overlapping protests]
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Sorry, but this is
a violence free zone.
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Well, then, keep Suga Mama
out of here.
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Good night, everybody.
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-Go home and do your homework.
-[all groaning]
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Homework?
Tomorrow's Saturday, Mrs. Proud.
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Then go home and go to bed.
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That's what Penny
is going to be doing.
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-Going to bed.
-[all groaning]
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-Come on!
-Bummer, Mrs. Proud.
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Aw, come on!
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Mom!
Why did you do that?
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You're always messing things up.
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Okay, Miss Smarty Mouth. You just
earned yourself a day of punishment.
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What did I say?
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Two days. Want to go for three?
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-No, ma'am.
-[children laughing]
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I didn't think so.
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Now take Bebe and Cece
up to bed.
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-And then you go to bed.
-[muttering]
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And I better not catch you
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on your TV, computer, tablet,
phone or any other screen.
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[people screaming on TV]
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Or you either, Oscar.
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I'm a grown man, Trudy.
I can do what I want.
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Let's see if you can do what
you want without the remote.
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[TV switches off]
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You don't think
I know how to turn the TV on?
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You tripping.
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I know you don't know
how to turn on the TV.
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That's because
I don't have to, woman.
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I have my trusty
moccasin TV remote.
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Thank you, Wiz Prime.
[laughs]
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? The... Proud... Family...
What? ?
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? You and me
will always be tight ?
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? Family every day
and every night ?
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? Even when you start
acting like a fool ?
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? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?
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? I know I can
always be myself ?
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? When I'm with you
more than anybody else ?
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? Every single day
that I'm headed off to school ?
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? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?
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-? The family ?
-? The family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll make you scream! ?
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? They'll make you
wanna sing! ?
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? It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll push your buttons! ?
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? They'll make you
wanna hug 'em ?
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? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?
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? Proud, proud family ?
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[Oscar screams]
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-[monster growls on TV]
-[screaming on TV]
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Daddy, I'm hungry.
What's for breakfast?
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Daddy?
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Daddy, I'm hungry!
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Daddy?
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[scene continues on TV]
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[gasps]
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[Oscar roars]
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[screams]
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Penny, what's wrong?
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[Penny] Bebe, Cece!
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[Oscar snarling]
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What was that?
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I think that was Daddy.
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Oscar?
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[Oscar roars distantly]
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What happened to him?
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[man on radio]
Roger that, tower.
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I've got eyes
on the suspect now.
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[sirens wailing distantly]
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[people clamoring]
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[officer]
You need to back up, please.
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Okay, everybody stand
behind the tape.
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Barry, what is that?
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[Barry] I don't know,
but it's about to get arrested.
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[roaring]
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Whatever that thing is,
it's got anger issues.
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It's tearing that place up.
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Well, there goes my
after school job.
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Hey, Penny, you got here
just in time.
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There's a monster
inside Wizard's Three Flavors.
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-[monster roars]
-[gasps]
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That's no monster!
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Sunset, look out!
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That's my father!
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Go, go, go!
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-[officer] Move it!
-No, that's my Daddy!
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-Penny, don't!
-Let me go!
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Penny, come back here!
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Daddy!
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[people yelling distantly]
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Daddy!
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Please!
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It's me, your daughter!
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Penny Proud!
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Huh?
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Baby girl?
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Yes, Daddy, it's me.
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-[man] Don't touch him. Don't touch him!
-[woman] Wait, wait, wait!
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Nobody, and Wizard means nobody,
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messes with the orange basketball
that started it all, y'all.
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Showtime.
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-[beeps]
-[electronic whirring]
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Daddy!
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Aw.
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[Barry] Stop.
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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Penny, are you okay?
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I'm fine, Mama.
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He called me "baby girl."
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Don't worry.
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-We'll find him.
-Yes.
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I zapped him with
a tracker dart.
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-[beeps]
-[Wizard] That's good thinking, officer.
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Wizard will take it
from here.
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No offense, Mayor Kelly.
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But you gotta leave this
to the professionals.
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She's right. It's our job
as first responders, sir.
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And if you want to keep it,
never question the Wizard.
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Are you gonna hurt my daddy?
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Aw, I would never do
something like that.
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But my girl DW might.
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Oh, Death Wish!
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00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,484
[Barry] Is that an earthquake?
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00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,069
[? metal music playing]
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-[brakes screeching]
-[gasps]
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[grunts]
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Hold on. She is not
a law enforcement professional, either.
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And you're too big
for that bike.
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Sure, you're right.
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Death Wish,
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raise your right hand.
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I, Mayor Wizard Kelly,
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that's me, y'all, hereby deputize you
to bring in public enemy number one,
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Oscar Proud, y'all.
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[gasps]
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You can't do that.
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To quote another
famous basketball player,
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"Yes, I can."
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[Death Wish grunts]
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[Wizard] You have your orders.
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Bring him in, Death Wish.
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In one piece or many.
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00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,421
You know the Wizard
don't care, y'all.
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Sunset, Barry, you've got to
do something.
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00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,932
Don't worry, Trudy.
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Barry and I will get him.
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That's an affirmative.
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I've got my backup screen.
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-Let's go.
-I'm coming with you.
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[siren wails]
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Yo, they ain't gonna find him.
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I think I know where he's going.
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Huh?
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[monster roars onscreen]
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[Penny] KG, where are we going?
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Over there.
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[Penny] The drive-in?
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00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,509
Why would he be at a drive-in?
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Look what's playing.
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Inhumane?
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The movie?
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I didn't even know
they made a movie.
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00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,979
You said he changed
after binging Inhumane, right?
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00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,231
-Mmm-hmm.
-[Dijonay] Zang!
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00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,566
There goes Mr. Proud now.
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00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,318
-[Oscar roaring]
-[people screaming]
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00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,869
[laughing]
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[Dijonay] Zang, he's using those
cars for headphones.
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00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,132
Will someone please
explain why we're here?
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Unarmed?
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Michael's right.
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This is a job
for the authorities.
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I'm out.
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00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,389
But we've got to do something.
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That's my dad!
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That's not your daddy, Proud!
205
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,602
That's a 30-foot gargoyle.
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00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,728
[Dijonay] LaCienega is right.
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00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,189
There's nothing
we can do, Penny.
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00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,150
Wrong again.
[laughs]
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00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,568
What are you
talking about, Myron?
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:57,699
Well, as usual, I've come up
with a brilliant plan. [laughs]
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00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,076
Yo, Myron,
it ain't just your plan.
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00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,745
Coattailer. [scoffs]
Anyway.
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00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,957
KG and I have come up
with a brilliant plan.
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00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,587
KG will use his drone
to fly in a gigantic,
215
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:17,051
I mean humongo, electromagnetic bell jar
and drop it over Deviant X.
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00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,762
What's a deviant X?
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00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181
Mr. Proud. [chuckles]
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00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,935
It's a code name, duh.
219
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,271
And I've already trademarked it.
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00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,940
So don't you guys try
anything funny around here.
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00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,483
Okay, well, good luck with that.
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00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,943
I'll be seeing you around.
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00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,528
Or maybe not.
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00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,780
Hey, hey!
Where are you guys going?
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00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,490
It's a good plan.
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00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,451
Come on, guys.
This could work.
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00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,454
Look, normally I'm a glass
half full kind of girl,
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00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,415
but there's no way
you're gonna get Venom Dad
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00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:53,504
to stand still so you
can drop a, whatever it is, over his head.
230
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,341
Maybe we can't, but Penny can.
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00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,718
Uh-uh, boy, you tripping.
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00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,346
When Mr. P was on top
of Wizard Kelly Theater,
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he paused for a second
when he saw you.
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00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,850
That's all the time we need.
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00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,146
Hold up. Your plan is to
use my girl as bait?
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00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,399
Uh, yep, that's pretty much it
in a nutshell.
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00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,235
[Dijonay] Well, good.
As long as it's not me.
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00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,532
-[people screaming]
-[Penny panting]
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Daddy!
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It's me, Daddy.
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00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,919
You remember me?
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00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,629
I'm your baby girl!
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00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,592
You taught me
to shoot a basketball.
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00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,762
[Penny cries out]
245
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,725
You said "she's your queen"
at all my princess parties.
246
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,105
You told me I can't date
until I'm married!
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00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,110
Huh?
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00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,695
Penny!
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00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,615
Yes, it's me, Daddy.
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Mmm.
251
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,754
[object whistling]
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[gasps]
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00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,893
Daddy, no!
254
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,824
No! [voice echoes]
255
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,628
[voices clamoring]
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[officer] Move, move, move.
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00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:06,095
Uh, officers, please arrest
Godzilla Proud. [chuckles]
258
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,513
Wizard did a joke, y'all.
259
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,017
That won't
be necessary, officers.
260
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,562
I have a court order right here
saying that my client, Oscar Proud,
261
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,899
is to be remanded to the care
of his physician, Dr. Payne.
262
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,234
Hold up. Hold up.
263
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,779
I'm afraid
I'm a little confused, y'all.
264
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:27,867
Because the beast formerly known as
Oscar Proud just tore up my town, y'all.
265
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,247
Step aside, fool.
Unless you want to catch these hands.
266
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,832
Thunder. Lightning.
267
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,543
Oh, no. I saw what you did
to Gerry Cooney.
268
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,046
Besides, this is not
a law enforcement issue.
269
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,798
It's a mental health issue.
270
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,928
No, it's a destruction of property issue.
Mostly the Wizard's property, y'all.
271
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,389
Hey, oh, hey, look, Wizard,
if you've got a problem with it,
272
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,682
take it up with the courts.
273
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,060
You about to regret
you ever said that.
274
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:58,147
I just so happen to have a frat brother
on the Supreme Court, y'all.
275
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,656
Is he serious?
276
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,243
I don't know. But you better hurry up
and do what you're gonna do, Dr. Payne.
277
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,161
What exactly are you gonna do?
278
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,081
Proud is suffering from
an extreme case of binge-itis.
279
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,791
Is that a real medical term?
280
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,042
Is this a real fist?
281
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,128
Where was I?
282
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,713
He's suffering from a real
severe case of binge-itis,
283
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,675
resulting in an equally severe
case of transmogrification.
284
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,843
What is that?
285
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,387
It doesn't matter, Trudy,
Because I'm gonna reverse it.
286
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,597
Hey, Pointdexter.
287
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,141
Go find the projector
and play this.
288
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,393
Hey, He-Man, give me some help.
289
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,519
That is not my name.
290
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,854
But these are my fists.
291
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,693
[groaning]
292
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,111
[grunts]
293
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,720
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
294
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,639
? Monkeys and rabbits
loop-de-loop ?
295
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,392
? Gosh, oh, gee,
but I have fun ?
296
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,687
? Swallowing animals
one by one ?
297
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,440
? In every bowl of soup I see ?
298
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,983
[roaring]
299
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,194
Dr. Payne,
300
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,112
how long is he gonna
have to watch that?
301
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,615
I know it might seem cruel,
but to counteract the effects
302
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:34,285
of Inhumane, unfortunately,
we have to do some inhumane stuff.
303
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,787
In other words, we have to
balance the sour with the sweet.
304
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,998
And there's nothing sweeter
than a Shirley Temple movie.
305
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,003
There's no other way to get
your daddy back, Itty-Bitty.
306
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,172
It's either this or Fantasia.
307
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,673
Oh, nah!
308
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,258
I thought so.
309
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,142
It's hurting him! Stop it!
310
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,477
He's all right, Itty-Bitty.
311
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,645
No pain, no gain.
312
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,482
? But I have fun ?
313
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,443
? Swallowing animals
one by one ?
314
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,321
[? song continues
in background]
315
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,908
[Penny]
Oh, Mama it's hurting him.
316
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,774
[Oscar roaring loudly]
317
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,002
[grunting]
318
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,007
Daddy!
319
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,676
-Oscar!
-[Penny] Daddy!
320
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,553
Daddy!
321
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,601
Baby girl.
322
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,235
[grunts]
323
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,877
? I make them jump
right through a hoop ?
324
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,464
? Those animal crackers
in my soup ?
325
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,216
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
326
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,553
[both] ? Monkeys and rabbits
loop-de-loop ?
327
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,139
? Gosh, oh, gee
but I had some fun ?
328
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,351
? Swallowing animals
one by one ?
329
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,603
Dr. Payne, you've got
to do something.
330
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,522
We haven't gotten any sleep
since he's been back here,
331
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,317
and he just keeps
singing this song.
332
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,902
[laughing]
333
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,698
-? Animal crackers in my soup ?
-[laughing]
334
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,576
Okay. I'm gonna say
the quiet part out loud.
335
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,244
I liked Daddy better
when he was Deviant X.
336
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,329
? But I had some fun ?
337
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,455
Yeah.
338
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,957
-But now he's just deviant.
-[Oscar continues singing]
339
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,876
[Oscar laughing] Hey.
340
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,421
Yeah, Dr. Payne, you did this
to him, so you need to fix it.
341
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,839
And now.
342
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,676
What's wrong? He sounds good
to me. That's my favorite song.
343
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,680
I just want my daddy back
the way he was. With all his
344
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,556
-goofy imperfections.
-[? continues singing]
345
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,641
We could tie him up
346
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,476
and make him watch
a bunch of Jerry Lewis movies.
347
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,061
No, you tie him up,
348
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,230
you make him watch a bunch
of Denzel movies.
349
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,773
[Sunset] Except Carbon Copy.
350
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,442
-Not so good.
-Or The Mighty Quinn.
351
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,985
Or Philadelphia.
352
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,864
Hey, I said what I said.
353
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,783
-Just stop it!
-[all gasp]
354
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,410
Can't take it anymore.
355
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,245
Doesn't matter what he watches.
356
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,580
He can watch
The Preacher's Wife every day in December,
357
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,290
and the result is gonna
be the same.
358
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,834
Madness.
359
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,838
That's what it is to keep doing
the same dang thing over and over again
360
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,381
expecting something different.
361
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,260
You need to yank his butt up from
in front of the TV, take him outside,
362
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,929
and get him some fresh air
so that he can clear out
363
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,056
that big old space
in between his ears.
364
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:28,936
Because if you don't--
Ha! I promise you, it's gonna be worse.
365
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,731
Now this time I want
everybody to sing along.
366
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,234
Come on!
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
367
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,777
Way worse.
368
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:42,158
Oh, hush up, Oscar. Nobody's singing
nothing. You come over here with me.
369
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,368
-[door slams]
-? Animals one by one ?
370
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,996
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
371
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,582
? Monkeys and rabbits
loop-de-loop ?
372
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,791
? Gosh, oh, gee, I-- ?
373
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,460
[Oscar screams]
374
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,259
[Suga Mama]
Yeah. Now just breathe.
375
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,179
Isn't this better, son?
376
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,431
How do you feel?
377
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,061
I'll tell ya how I feel,
Mama, I feel like some--
378
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,566
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
379
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,402
? Monkeys and rabbits
loop-de-loop ?
380
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,154
? Gosh, oh, gee, but I had-- ?
381
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,158
[Oscar screams]
382
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,827
[children giggling]
383
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,915
Oscar, baby, are you okay?
384
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,166
[groaning]
385
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,545
Yeah, I'm okay. Get off me!
What are y'all doing?
386
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,047
If you're checking my pockets,
387
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,632
you ain't gonna find nothing.
Trust me.
388
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,343
Oh, my daddy is back!
389
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,970
Back? I ain't been nowhere.
390
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,181
Oh, you've been
somewhere, my friend.
391
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,808
What is everybody talking about?
392
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,226
-Welcome back, Oscar.
-Daddy!
393
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,560
It's good to have
you back, Oscar.
394
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,480
We may have to bring you up
on a few charges.
395
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,482
-[Oscar] Charges?
-You're right, Suga Bear.
396
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,567
He just needed
to commune with nature.
397
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,320
Ooh, yeah, Dr. Payne.
398
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,865
? Animal crackers in my soup ?
399
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,408
Boy, if you don't stop
that mess,
400
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,285
I'm gonna slap
the Bojangles out of you.
401
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,246
Violence? No!
402
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,248
No, Mama. Please don't hit me!
403
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,458
Oscar, I ain't gonna
hit you, baby.
404
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,918
I'm your mama.
405
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,170
Look, there's Shirley Temple.
406
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,130
Wait, what, where?
[laughs]
407
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,966
Trudy!
408
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,217
[screaming continues]
409
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,346
Where are you?
[continues screaming]
410
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:33,435
Yeah, that's all he needed.
To commune with nature,
411
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,104
and a mother's love.
412
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,316
[chuckles]
413
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,196
[? theme music playing]
414
00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:48,796
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