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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,921 --> 00:00:05,856 Ooh, that Gladys can sure talk your ear off. 2 00:00:05,991 --> 00:00:08,859 92 years of stories packed into that tiny body... 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,161 What a treasure. 4 00:00:10,262 --> 00:00:11,862 And she always makes it worth your while. 5 00:00:11,963 --> 00:00:13,164 She always makes it worth your while. 6 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:14,498 I swear, if I had a dollar for every time 7 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:15,633 we had to come here for nothing... 8 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,468 - You'd have $4 this week. - Yeah. 9 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:19,103 Actually, it's $5, if you count the time 10 00:00:19,204 --> 00:00:21,739 I had to go back to get my pen that Johnny left there. 11 00:00:21,873 --> 00:00:23,074 Why would we count that? 12 00:00:23,175 --> 00:00:24,742 I guess I just wanted to bring up the fact 13 00:00:24,843 --> 00:00:26,911 that Johnny left my pen and never apologized. 14 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,014 I'm sorry, Brian. I apologize. 15 00:00:30,115 --> 00:00:31,816 Oh, don't give it a second thought, John, really. 16 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,617 And I pre-apologize for all the times in the future 17 00:00:33,752 --> 00:00:35,119 I'm gonna misplace your pen. 18 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,687 Copy that. 19 00:00:44,062 --> 00:00:46,693 Sync & Corrected by Darcade - Addic7ed.com - 20 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:48,733 I've been meaning to ask you, 21 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:50,634 how is your... Your landlord doing? 22 00:00:50,769 --> 00:00:52,737 Oh-ho. Uh-oh. 23 00:00:52,838 --> 00:00:53,804 What? 24 00:00:53,939 --> 00:00:55,005 You trying to hook back up with him? 25 00:00:55,107 --> 00:00:56,340 No, it's not like that. I was just... 26 00:00:56,475 --> 00:00:57,575 - You were just... - No, he's been texting me. 27 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,976 - So I was just... - Okay. 28 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:00,678 You were just thinking about trying to hook back up with him. 29 00:01:00,779 --> 00:01:02,780 No, I-I just wanted to know how he's doing. 30 00:01:02,914 --> 00:01:03,948 Okay. 31 00:01:04,049 --> 00:01:05,416 Look, I am a friendly person. 32 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:07,184 Oh. Oh, I know. 33 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:08,819 I know. It's... 34 00:01:08,954 --> 00:01:10,554 - Dickheads. - Oh. 35 00:01:11,957 --> 00:01:13,424 Honestly, I don't see him very often, 36 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:15,059 but he did mention the other day that he got a shipment 37 00:01:15,193 --> 00:01:16,827 of artisanal soaps delivered, so I'm guessing, 38 00:01:16,962 --> 00:01:18,429 at the very least, he's clean. 39 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:19,530 Eh. 40 00:01:19,631 --> 00:01:21,298 I mean, if he just had any idea 41 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:22,633 of how pretentious he was, 42 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:23,934 I'd take him back in a heartbeat. 43 00:01:24,069 --> 00:01:25,169 So you don't care that he's pretentious, 44 00:01:25,303 --> 00:01:26,370 as long as he knows he's pretentious. 45 00:01:26,471 --> 00:01:27,471 He's really cute, John. 46 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:29,106 - If you like blonds. - Well, I do. 47 00:01:29,241 --> 00:01:30,908 Chicago North. Ambulance needed. 48 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,510 728 greenfield Avenue. 49 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,211 - Oh. - Shit. 50 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:36,514 - Ambulance 14 responding. - Here we go. 51 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:38,249 - Hold on tight, Brian. - I always hold on tight. 52 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,383 Well, hold on tighter, 53 00:01:39,484 --> 00:01:40,584 'cause we are heading into the shit. 54 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:42,153 Downtown Chiraq. 55 00:01:42,287 --> 00:01:44,722 I think "Chiraq" is a negative stereotype 56 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:45,890 that ends up hurting both places. 57 00:01:45,991 --> 00:01:47,391 Hmm, just a couple of ancient river towns 58 00:01:47,492 --> 00:01:48,692 that have fallen on hard times. 59 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:50,494 Maybe we should become sister cities with Baghdad. 60 00:01:50,629 --> 00:01:51,762 Mm, I guess Chicago already has one. 61 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:52,930 Oh, we have 28. 62 00:01:53,064 --> 00:01:55,833 Uh, Toronto, Athens, Bogotá, 63 00:01:55,934 --> 00:01:58,636 Moscow, Lahore, Shanghai... 64 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:00,171 God, I hope this list is over soon. 65 00:02:00,305 --> 00:02:01,372 We're not even halfway home. 66 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:07,077 Hamburg, Lucerne, Shenyang, Amman, Delhi... 67 00:02:07,212 --> 00:02:08,646 Oh, Delhi. 68 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,648 Oh, you tricky one. 69 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,088 Paramedics! 70 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:19,490 Man, what took y'all so long? 71 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:21,725 Took us... We got here in six minutes. 72 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:23,494 If this was Lincoln Park, you would've been here in two. 73 00:02:23,595 --> 00:02:24,662 That's not physically possible. 74 00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:26,630 Whatever, professor. 75 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,098 Oh, boy. 76 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:30,501 All right, what happened? Oh. 77 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:33,304 They got me. What it look like? 78 00:02:33,438 --> 00:02:35,606 Who is "they"? Are they still here? 79 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:36,740 N-no. 80 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,142 Look, man, just... Just do what you do. 81 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,010 Man, I bet it was that bitch midget lil' J. 82 00:02:40,111 --> 00:02:41,245 Man, it could've been anybody. 83 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:42,613 Yeah. 84 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:44,248 You see, you try to get out the hood on a rap game, 85 00:02:44,382 --> 00:02:45,783 and this happens. 86 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,017 Hmm, you a rapper? 87 00:02:47,152 --> 00:02:48,752 Psh, don't act like you ain't heard. 88 00:02:48,887 --> 00:02:50,688 My new joint got 200,000 views on YouTube. 89 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:52,556 200,036. 90 00:02:52,691 --> 00:02:54,291 Yo, D, you ain't even got to be exact, bro. 91 00:02:54,426 --> 00:02:56,460 That don't sound better than 200,000. 92 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:57,895 Actually, it sounds worse. 93 00:02:57,996 --> 00:02:59,563 I must have missed it. You heard about it, Johnny? 94 00:02:59,664 --> 00:03:00,764 No, I'm not caught up on my YouTube. 95 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:01,899 Sorry, pal. 96 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:03,467 Doesn't ring a bell for me either, 97 00:03:03,602 --> 00:03:06,437 but I would love an autograph at some point, if that's okay. 98 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:07,805 Got you, bro. 99 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:09,807 - Thought that was your rig. - Hey, T. 100 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:11,308 What's up, y'all? 101 00:03:11,409 --> 00:03:13,444 No, no. 102 00:03:13,545 --> 00:03:14,912 No! Styfl? 103 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:17,248 ♪ S-t-y-f-l ♪ 104 00:03:17,349 --> 00:03:19,316 ♪ So truth, youth, for life ♪ 105 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:21,418 That's my song, man. 106 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:24,154 Hey, it is a pleasure to meet you, bro. 107 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:25,289 No doubt, bro. 108 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:27,591 Yo, Styfl is a very talented rapper, T. 109 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:28,893 Man, I bet I watched your video, 110 00:03:28,994 --> 00:03:30,895 like, 50,000 times on YouTube, bro. 111 00:03:30,996 --> 00:03:33,364 That's 1/4 of the total views. 112 00:03:33,498 --> 00:03:35,666 Derek, why is there a shot-up rapper 113 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,101 in your mom's living room? 114 00:03:37,202 --> 00:03:38,802 Come on, T. You know how it go. 115 00:03:38,937 --> 00:03:41,138 Yo, D, no snitching, bro. 116 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:42,506 You know this guy? 117 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:44,275 Yes, I have known Derek since he was in high school, 118 00:03:44,409 --> 00:03:46,977 and I know he's gonna tell me exactly what happened. 119 00:03:47,112 --> 00:03:48,178 D, don't you even... 120 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,613 Hey, if you tell him to be quiet one more time, 121 00:03:49,714 --> 00:03:50,648 I'm gonna pull the cuffs out. 122 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:51,982 She likes cuffing people, Styfl. 123 00:03:52,117 --> 00:03:53,384 What happened, Derek? 124 00:03:53,485 --> 00:03:54,752 We don't even really know what happened. 125 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:56,453 You know, stuff was just moving so fast, you know. 126 00:03:56,588 --> 00:03:59,156 You mentioned something about a midget bitch 127 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:00,424 named lil' J, I believe. 128 00:04:00,559 --> 00:04:01,725 - Really? - But I didn't say she did it. 129 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,627 Well, would you like me to tell lil' J 130 00:04:03,762 --> 00:04:04,929 you've been throwing her name around? 131 00:04:05,063 --> 00:04:06,330 No. Please, no. 132 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:08,332 Well, you better start talking before your mom gets home, 133 00:04:08,466 --> 00:04:09,800 finds blood all over the carpet, 134 00:04:09,935 --> 00:04:12,136 and I tell her what I think really went down. 135 00:04:12,237 --> 00:04:15,306 Look, truth is, it wasn't supposed to be this much blood. 136 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,807 So you shot your friend. 137 00:04:16,942 --> 00:04:18,275 You shot your friend? Why? 138 00:04:18,376 --> 00:04:19,643 Man, we had a plan. 139 00:04:19,744 --> 00:04:20,778 I told you, Roger, 140 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:22,313 we shouldn't be planning shit when we high. 141 00:04:22,414 --> 00:04:24,214 I promise I will not shoot nobody again. 142 00:04:24,316 --> 00:04:26,584 I ain't made for this. I got acid reflux. 143 00:04:26,718 --> 00:04:28,052 What is... What is going on? 144 00:04:28,153 --> 00:04:30,154 Looks like Captain YouTube wanted to give himself 145 00:04:30,255 --> 00:04:31,956 a battle scar to up his profile. 146 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,724 Please, don't tell nobody about this, okay? 147 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,025 This can kill my career. 148 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,694 And I'm about to be verified on Twitter. 149 00:04:36,795 --> 00:04:38,529 Please don't tell my mom, T, please. 150 00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:40,297 Why didn't you guys put down some towels or something? 151 00:04:40,398 --> 00:04:41,865 My mama's towels? Oh, no, man. 152 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:43,200 We wouldn't need that ambulance out there. 153 00:04:43,301 --> 00:04:44,535 We'd need a hearse. 154 00:04:44,669 --> 00:04:46,003 No, you do not mess with Mama good towels. 155 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:47,004 Okay. All right. 156 00:04:47,138 --> 00:04:48,205 Here's the deal... 157 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:49,540 I'm not gonna bring either one of you in 158 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:50,975 for reckless endangerment if you promise 159 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:52,343 never to use this bullet-wound situation 160 00:04:52,477 --> 00:04:53,510 in any of your music. 161 00:04:53,612 --> 00:04:55,312 - Oh, hell, no! - That was the whole point. 162 00:04:55,447 --> 00:04:56,981 No, the second Billy tells me he heard you brag 163 00:04:57,115 --> 00:04:59,450 about how hard you are 'cause you got shot in the leg, 164 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:00,784 I'm gonna put the truth out there. 165 00:05:00,919 --> 00:05:02,086 Psh, man, who gonna believe you? 166 00:05:02,187 --> 00:05:03,320 Yo, man, everybody knows Theresa. 167 00:05:03,421 --> 00:05:04,555 You don't even want to mess with that. 168 00:05:04,656 --> 00:05:06,523 - Man, shut the hell up. - You shut the hell up. 169 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:17,201 Can we get some room, please? 170 00:05:17,302 --> 00:05:20,270 Bunny, Big Mike, let him through. 171 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:30,648 So Derek's mama finally shooting 172 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:31,749 his little punk-ass friends? 173 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:32,950 Something like that. 174 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:34,118 Did Skeet piss off his sister 175 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:35,719 while she was doing his braids again? 176 00:05:35,854 --> 00:05:37,688 Yep. 177 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:39,189 Come on, man, you never talk shit 178 00:05:39,324 --> 00:05:40,591 to the person doing your hair. 179 00:05:40,692 --> 00:05:44,294 That's basic knowledge. 180 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:45,729 Did you see how everybody treated Theresa 181 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,064 in that neighborhood today? 182 00:05:47,165 --> 00:05:48,632 I've never seen Theresa on the job like that. 183 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:50,167 She commands quite a bit of respect. 184 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:51,869 - Yeah. - Why do you say it like that? 185 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,671 It's just... did you see how they ignored us 186 00:05:53,772 --> 00:05:55,339 until T said "move," 187 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,041 and then they parted like the red sea. 188 00:05:57,175 --> 00:05:59,443 Well, I mean, Theresa was getting a little love. 189 00:05:59,577 --> 00:06:00,978 I'll give you that. 190 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,846 How many times have we been in that neighborhood? 191 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,381 We never get that kind of reception. 192 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:05,516 And I'm okay with that. 193 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:06,817 We're talking about a place where people 194 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,619 intentionally shoot themselves to gain credibility. 195 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,987 That doesn't satisfy me. 196 00:06:10,088 --> 00:06:12,456 I mean, we're out there saving lives too, you know? 197 00:06:12,557 --> 00:06:14,091 Well, what do you want, man? 198 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:15,659 - A marching band? - Sure. 199 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,529 A banner that says "welcome, EMTS"? 200 00:06:18,663 --> 00:06:19,663 Maybe the blue angels? 201 00:06:19,798 --> 00:06:21,365 - Ooh. - Or, like, one confetti cannon. 202 00:06:21,499 --> 00:06:22,366 - How about... - Poof. 203 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,767 - One blue angel? - Okay. 204 00:06:23,868 --> 00:06:25,102 Ah, they're a squadron. 205 00:06:25,203 --> 00:06:26,470 - They never fly alone. - Oh. 206 00:06:26,571 --> 00:06:28,138 Kind of like us. We'd have to book 'em all. 207 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:29,139 Book 'em all, then. 208 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,374 Yes. 209 00:06:30,508 --> 00:06:31,642 Come flying high over. 210 00:06:31,743 --> 00:06:32,943 Yeah, a flyover. 211 00:06:33,078 --> 00:06:34,111 Whoa! What was that? 212 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:35,612 - What was that? - Yeah, we parachute out. 213 00:06:35,747 --> 00:06:36,747 - Like, pkew, pkew, pkew. - Aah! 214 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:38,982 Ooh, or, like, a follow spotlight follow you in? 215 00:06:39,084 --> 00:06:40,284 - Yeah. - And the crowd... 216 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:41,852 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... 217 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,687 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... 218 00:06:43,822 --> 00:06:45,155 Yeah, look at 'em. Look at 'em come. 219 00:06:45,256 --> 00:06:46,790 They're coming to save our life. Johnny! 220 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:48,826 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Johnny, Johnny. 221 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,827 Hey, hey, hey! 222 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,161 Good night, Chicago! 223 00:06:51,296 --> 00:06:52,763 - Good night, Chicago. - We're the EMTS! 224 00:06:52,897 --> 00:06:54,531 Good night, Chicago. 225 00:06:54,632 --> 00:06:57,234 Don't forget to tip your waitresses. 226 00:06:57,368 --> 00:06:58,669 - That'd be great. - Yeah. 227 00:06:58,803 --> 00:07:01,305 Something like that, that's not too much to ask for, 228 00:07:01,406 --> 00:07:03,207 for starting a heartbeat back up. 229 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:05,809 Damn. 230 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:08,612 It was great seeing you at work today. 231 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:09,646 Yeah, you too. 232 00:07:09,781 --> 00:07:10,881 Watching you do your thing. 233 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:12,549 I've never seen you in that light before. 234 00:07:12,684 --> 00:07:13,851 It was awesome. 235 00:07:13,952 --> 00:07:15,252 Yeah. 236 00:07:15,386 --> 00:07:17,020 Those guys give you a lot of respect. 237 00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:18,155 I am in that neighborhood a lot. 238 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:19,156 Yeah? 239 00:07:19,257 --> 00:07:20,157 I bet it's the same for you 240 00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:21,725 in neighborhoods you're in a lot. 241 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:24,194 Not like that. Not really. 242 00:07:24,295 --> 00:07:26,630 I might have a little extra leeway on that block, 243 00:07:26,731 --> 00:07:28,198 'cause a while back, I took down this guy 244 00:07:28,299 --> 00:07:30,901 who was, like, the neighborhood asshole, I guess. 245 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,003 Really? 246 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,772 Yeah. 247 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:35,906 Everyone was kind of scared of him, 248 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:38,509 and people appreciated it. 249 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,077 And bonus... 250 00:07:40,178 --> 00:07:41,612 Now they're scared of me. 251 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:43,914 Wh... like, took him down how? 252 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:46,617 Like, I took him down. 253 00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:48,619 Like you, uh... 254 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,053 No, no, I just took him down, 255 00:07:50,155 --> 00:07:52,322 you know, like old-school, put him on the ground. 256 00:07:52,457 --> 00:07:53,590 You took a guy from that neighborhood 257 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:54,758 that everybody was afraid of, 258 00:07:54,859 --> 00:07:56,593 and you just put him on the ground? 259 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,762 Yeah. 260 00:07:59,998 --> 00:08:02,065 So... 261 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,368 You could totally take me down? 262 00:08:07,305 --> 00:08:09,006 Let's not have this conversation, 263 00:08:09,107 --> 00:08:10,474 because, uh, right now 264 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:12,776 I was kind of hoping that you would take me down. 265 00:08:12,911 --> 00:08:13,911 Oh, okay. 266 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:19,116 Ow. 267 00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:21,752 - Mmm, mmm. - Mmm. 268 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:24,354 Yeah, um, you know what? We should, uh... 269 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:25,756 Honey? 270 00:08:25,857 --> 00:08:27,024 - You know what? - Mm-hmm. 271 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:29,793 We should totally do this, but, like, later, like, after 272 00:08:29,894 --> 00:08:30,794 I get back from the gym. 273 00:08:30,895 --> 00:08:31,829 - The gym? What? - Yeah. 274 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:33,096 - It's late. John. - I know. 275 00:08:33,231 --> 00:08:34,898 I know. I just... 276 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,233 I just feel like I should go to the... 277 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:37,334 Go to the gym, you know? 278 00:08:37,468 --> 00:08:38,936 Just kind of, like, get my cardio on, 279 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,571 maybe push some weight around. 280 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,174 Just work my... 281 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:46,543 Work my tris or something. 282 00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:51,849 - Hey. - Oh. 283 00:08:51,983 --> 00:08:53,917 - Hey. - What's going on? 284 00:08:54,018 --> 00:08:57,988 Uh, yeah, uh, I was gonna maybe go see Nick. 285 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,224 Oh. 286 00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:02,659 Oh, cool. 287 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,428 But I'm not gonna go now. 288 00:09:04,562 --> 00:09:06,096 Okay. 289 00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:08,198 Well, you want to walk out? I'm gonna hit the gym. 290 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,967 It's 11:00 at night. 291 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:11,969 This doesn't just happen. 292 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,971 Well, that's obvious. 293 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,807 Hey. Um, how you doing? 294 00:09:16,908 --> 00:09:18,508 Good. Oh, um... 295 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:19,743 You? 296 00:09:19,844 --> 00:09:20,811 Good. 297 00:09:20,912 --> 00:09:22,713 Yeah, good. 298 00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:24,448 Do you, um... 299 00:09:24,549 --> 00:09:26,850 Do you want to come up for a second? 300 00:09:26,985 --> 00:09:28,752 Uh... 301 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:30,153 Um... 302 00:09:30,255 --> 00:09:32,055 Is that okay with you, Johnny? 303 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:33,357 What? 304 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:35,926 Well, we've been planning this trip to the gym 305 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:37,494 for weeks. 306 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:38,862 But, yeah. Wha... I'm kidding. 307 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:41,732 Yeah, have fun. 308 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:44,468 - See you, Johnny. - See you later, Nick. 309 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:45,869 I'm not... 310 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,638 I'm not going to the gym. That's... why would I... 311 00:09:47,772 --> 00:09:49,373 It's stupid. Why would I go to the gym now? 312 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:54,019 I'm just saying our profession deserves a little more respect. 313 00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:56,388 You know what I mean? Oh-ho-ho! 314 00:09:56,489 --> 00:09:59,758 Good morning, sunshine. 315 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:01,427 Thanks for joining us. 316 00:10:01,528 --> 00:10:02,895 Did you take a little extra time 317 00:10:02,996 --> 00:10:04,730 eating your Quail Eggs Benedict this morning? 318 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:06,298 All right, I hooked up with Nick again. 319 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,901 Update... still annoying, still sexy. 320 00:10:09,035 --> 00:10:10,302 What are you talking about? 321 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:11,470 Johnny was bitching about our status 322 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:13,005 in the first-responder hierarchy. 323 00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:14,740 You are gonna drive yourself crazy 324 00:10:14,841 --> 00:10:16,442 thinking like that, Mousse. 325 00:10:16,543 --> 00:10:18,544 We don't do this job for the credit 326 00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:19,978 or the paycheck. 327 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,948 We do it because we know we make a difference. 328 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:24,416 We're the unsung heroes, 329 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:27,419 but that does not make what we do any less heroic. 330 00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:30,122 Damn, Cash, that just got me inspired. 331 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:31,657 Got a tear welling up, 332 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,826 and I haven't cried in over five years. 333 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,894 Ambulance requested, 674 North Jenkins. 334 00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:38,030 Oh, shit. Bobby Meds. 335 00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:40,566 Hey. Thanks for coming, fellas. 336 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,067 - How you doing? - Good. 337 00:10:42,202 --> 00:10:45,304 Brian, this is Bobby Meds, our favorite ALFD. 338 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:47,005 - What's that? - Asshole looking for drugs. 339 00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:48,207 Oh, why? 340 00:10:48,341 --> 00:10:49,375 I said you're our favorite. 341 00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:50,809 - Oh. - How you doing, Bobby? 342 00:10:50,944 --> 00:10:53,912 I'm okay, but I have these, like, searing migraines... 343 00:10:54,047 --> 00:10:55,681 - Oh. - And also tinnitus. 344 00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:57,116 Really bad tinnitus. I'm getting this, like, uh... 345 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,118 - Like a sustained drone? - Yeah, yes. 346 00:10:59,252 --> 00:11:00,586 - ♪ ooh ♪ - You hear it? 347 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,222 - It's like a high-pitched... - ♪ ooh ♪ 348 00:11:03,356 --> 00:11:04,223 - You hear it? - ♪ ooh ♪ 349 00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:05,557 No, not hearing any of that. 350 00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:07,126 Well, trust me. It's a bummer. 351 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:10,429 And then I'm getting this, like, skewed-eye effect. 352 00:11:10,563 --> 00:11:12,231 - It's like I'm all periphery. - Okay. 353 00:11:12,332 --> 00:11:13,799 Oh, okay, well, how many fingers am I holding up? 354 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:16,468 No idea. I can't see it. Can't see it. 355 00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,170 Can't see it. Three? 356 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,338 - He's got "peripheritis." - Yeah. 357 00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:20,806 What is that? 358 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,074 He just made that up. 359 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:23,909 - Oh, you know what might help? - What? 360 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:27,079 Maybe I should try some Oxycontin. 361 00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:28,647 Oh, try? Try some? 362 00:11:28,782 --> 00:11:30,516 Yeah, okay, you're gonna have to try that at the hospital, 363 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,184 'cause we're not giving you that shit. 364 00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:34,653 Oh, John, what's with all the hostility? 365 00:11:34,788 --> 00:11:35,687 I'm... 366 00:11:35,822 --> 00:11:37,256 Something at home bothering you? 367 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:39,191 You want to take a minute, get yourself together? 368 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,193 You want me to get you some pomegranate juice? 369 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:42,194 It's delicious. 370 00:11:42,295 --> 00:11:43,395 Oh, please, that would be fantastic. 371 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:44,963 - Brian. - Bobby, get in the rig. 372 00:11:45,064 --> 00:11:47,766 - I do not mind if I do. - Mm-hmm. 373 00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:49,435 Hey, I know it's a bit of a hike, 374 00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:51,570 but can you guys take me to Mercy? 375 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:52,938 'Cause they hate me over at Streeterville. 376 00:11:53,072 --> 00:11:54,506 Oh, you mean they're onto you at Streeterville. 377 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:55,841 We're gonna take you to city. 378 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:59,011 Oh, that's all right. Is, uh, Jennifer working? 379 00:11:59,112 --> 00:12:00,679 Jennifer S or Jennifer H? 380 00:12:00,814 --> 00:12:02,714 Jennifer H got transferred last week. 381 00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:05,150 She's gonna run all of maternity over at Evanston. 382 00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:06,351 - Well, gee, good for her. - Oh. 383 00:12:06,486 --> 00:12:08,020 - She's such a nice lady. - She is, Brian. 384 00:12:08,121 --> 00:12:10,022 - You're right. - How'd you know my name? 385 00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:11,356 Hank said it. 386 00:12:11,491 --> 00:12:12,691 - Did he? - Yeah. 387 00:12:12,826 --> 00:12:15,861 Still, very good listening. 388 00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:21,733 Oh, hey, Styfl. What's going on? 389 00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:22,835 I know you? 390 00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:24,503 Oh, yeah, I'm the EMT that, uh... 391 00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:27,806 Oh, you the dude go with the... the cop chick, right? 392 00:12:27,941 --> 00:12:29,408 - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah. 393 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,176 What's going on? What are you doing back here? 394 00:12:31,277 --> 00:12:32,611 Oh, man, it got all infected. 395 00:12:32,712 --> 00:12:34,379 What? How'd that happen? 396 00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:36,281 Apparently I was supposed to change the dressing 397 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:37,683 or whatever, but... 398 00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:40,018 Oh, yeah, you got to take care of a wound. 399 00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,520 It's rule number one. 400 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:44,890 I wish they'd have told me that the last time I was here. 401 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,291 They certainly should've told you that 402 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,960 the last time you were here. 403 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:50,262 What, they didn't give you any discharge instructions? 404 00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:51,563 Nah. They must've forgot. 405 00:12:51,698 --> 00:12:53,165 - But it's all right. - Must've forgot? 406 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,633 That's their job. 407 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,768 You don't forget your job. How long you been waiting here? 408 00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:59,004 Uh, maybe ten minutes. 409 00:12:59,105 --> 00:13:00,806 Ten mi... Ten minutes? 410 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,474 - Dude, it's... - That is ridiculous. 411 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:03,675 No, it's... 412 00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:05,177 Did you have to take off work to come here? 413 00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:06,879 I was just rapping a little bit, but it's cool. 414 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,380 See, that's precious writing time. 415 00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:09,381 You're an artist. 416 00:13:09,482 --> 00:13:11,950 Unbelievable. Brenda, will you... 417 00:13:12,051 --> 00:13:13,652 Brenda, will you come here for a second? 418 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:14,953 No, hey, Brenda, stay where you at. 419 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:17,189 Hey, look, your guy asked me for a autograph 420 00:13:17,323 --> 00:13:18,624 - the last time in the house. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,360 So make sure you give him this autograph for me, okay? 422 00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:25,731 Just keep it cool. 423 00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:27,366 And, look, I know your girl 424 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,935 don't want me using my battle scar in my rap, 425 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:31,603 but I can't stop people 426 00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:33,639 from drawing they own conclusions, right? 427 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,041 Yeah. Hey, man, you got to do what you have to do. 428 00:13:36,142 --> 00:13:37,242 I'm gonna do it. 429 00:13:37,343 --> 00:13:38,777 Good. And take care of that leg. 430 00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:41,580 I swear to God I will. 431 00:13:41,681 --> 00:13:43,815 Damn it. 432 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,884 Brenda, will you come here for a second? 433 00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:46,952 Coming. 434 00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,220 He a gangster. 435 00:13:48,354 --> 00:13:50,889 "Keep rockin' that crazy Elvis hair. 436 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:51,890 Styfl." 437 00:13:51,991 --> 00:13:53,125 This is awesome. 438 00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:54,760 - You know what I was thinking? - Oh, here we go. 439 00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:55,961 I was thinking we need to revive 440 00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:57,195 the old med mobile program. 441 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,564 - Mm-hmm, of course you were. - What is it? 442 00:13:58,698 --> 00:13:59,965 It's this service we used to offer 443 00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:01,667 where we take the ambulance into a rough neighborhood 444 00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,569 and give basic medical care, usually flu shots, 445 00:14:03,703 --> 00:14:04,970 but people really appreciated it. 446 00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:06,872 You're really not gonna let this go, are you? 447 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,574 Why did they get rid of the program in the first place? 448 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,976 Because nobody wanted to work on the weekend for free, 449 00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:13,278 including this guy, especially this guy. 450 00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:14,446 I was young. 451 00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:15,781 It was two years ago. 452 00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:17,449 This Saturday, we're gonna do it. 453 00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:18,483 - I'm in. - I'm out. 454 00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,719 - Come on, Hank. - Look, the weekend... 455 00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:23,422 Is my time to regroup so I can come back Monday refreshed. 456 00:14:23,556 --> 00:14:24,923 You're gonna spend the weekend boning my landlord. 457 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:27,292 How I refresh is my business. 458 00:14:27,427 --> 00:14:29,294 So selfish. 459 00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:31,597 I'm not selfish. I need me and Nick time. 460 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,498 Superman need Lois Lane time. 461 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,334 Batman needs Robin time. 462 00:14:35,435 --> 00:14:36,735 Or wait. 463 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:39,404 - Does Batman need Alfred time? - Mm. 464 00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:43,108 Or maybe Robin needs Batman time. 465 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:46,044 Maybe Alfred needs Batman and Robin time. 466 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,778 - Fifth text, no response. - He said he wasn't coming. 467 00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:55,513 Still, so selfish. 468 00:14:55,614 --> 00:14:56,614 I'm sure he has his reasons. 469 00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:59,083 Yeah. Whatever. 470 00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:04,356 Okay, full disclosure... The basil is from my garden, 471 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,958 but the tomatoes, unfortunately, are not. 472 00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:09,461 My friend Teddy brought them in from his farm 473 00:15:09,595 --> 00:15:11,196 in Wisconsin. 474 00:15:11,297 --> 00:15:13,398 Mmm. So goddamn good. 475 00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:14,666 - Right? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,934 So what do you think? 477 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,403 Just stay in bed all day, do absolutely nothing? 478 00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:19,838 Well, that sounds awesome. 479 00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,706 I'm not gonna ever pass up all this 480 00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:23,108 to go into work. 481 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:24,342 You're supposed to work today? 482 00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:26,044 Johnny wants me to do this volunteer shift 483 00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:28,246 in some bad neighborhood on the West Side. 484 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:30,348 That's awesome. 485 00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:32,884 It is so cool that you do stuff like that. 486 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:34,152 N-no, it isn't. 487 00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,954 I mean, I did my six weeks in Haiti, of course, 488 00:15:36,088 --> 00:15:38,056 but you... you get to do this kind of stuff every day. 489 00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:39,891 Mm-hmm. And that's why I need a weekend. 490 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,459 Oh. 491 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:43,194 No, you'll feel like shit if you don't go in. 492 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:46,197 I'll pack you a bento box. 493 00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,066 - But wait. - No, no, no. 494 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,201 I make a great bento box. It's from Hokkaido. 495 00:15:50,302 --> 00:15:51,436 Hokkaido? Who... 496 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,037 Don't nobody want no Hokkaido bento box. 497 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,672 No. 498 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:01,312 It'll just be real quick, all right? 499 00:16:01,414 --> 00:16:02,714 You'll barely notice it. 500 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,554 I knew you'd show. 501 00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:11,055 We're not the two amigos. 502 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:14,659 We're the three amigos... One, two, and three. 503 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,328 You two are interchangeable as one and two, and I'm three. 504 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,030 - All right, nice turnout. - Strap on some gloves. 505 00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:20,398 Not even gonna ask you 506 00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:22,200 about that ridiculous lunch-box thing you've got. 507 00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:23,601 - It's a... - Nope. 508 00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:25,570 Glad you're here. Ready, Shawn? 509 00:16:25,704 --> 00:16:28,940 Look at me. One, two... 510 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,242 - Done. - Look at that. 511 00:16:31,377 --> 00:16:32,710 That didn't hurt too bad, now, did it? 512 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,045 Yeah, man. 513 00:16:34,146 --> 00:16:36,514 It's a shot. Shots hurt. 514 00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:38,516 Well, I guess they do. 515 00:16:38,651 --> 00:16:40,552 Man, I don't want that. 516 00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:41,586 Why not? 517 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,721 How old do you think I am, bitch? 518 00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:45,457 Shawn, be respectful. 519 00:16:45,558 --> 00:16:48,026 Take the balloon for your sister. 520 00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:52,530 Hey. 521 00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:53,731 How's it going? 522 00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,567 - It's going really good. - Good. 523 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:56,901 - Mr. Farrell. - Yeah. 524 00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:58,470 I just wanted to personally shake your hand 525 00:16:58,571 --> 00:16:59,804 for the work you're doing here today. 526 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:02,173 Oh. Oh, yeah, glad to do it. 527 00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,475 It's... You know, it's nothing. 528 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:05,043 Oh, it's something. 529 00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:07,045 Wasn't too long ago we couldn't get anyone to come out here. 530 00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:08,213 Well done, young man. 531 00:17:08,347 --> 00:17:10,381 Oh. Thanks. 532 00:17:10,516 --> 00:17:12,283 Someone's getting a little bit of love. 533 00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:15,420 Oh, it ain't about that. 534 00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,388 Isn't it? 535 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:19,390 It's a little about that. 536 00:17:23,863 --> 00:17:25,029 Oof. 537 00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:28,366 - Café con leche. - Oh, gracias. 538 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:32,170 Oh. Nice. 539 00:17:32,271 --> 00:17:34,906 Those guys are doing something really special back there. 540 00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:36,374 It's inspirational. 541 00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:38,710 Yeah, but if you think about it, we had a little hand in it, too, 542 00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:40,712 when we got Bootsie and Lavon off that block. 543 00:17:40,813 --> 00:17:43,314 A year ago you wouldn't want to step into that parking lot. 544 00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:44,716 Have to pay a toll! 545 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:47,652 Yeah. 546 00:17:47,786 --> 00:17:48,987 Has it been a year? 547 00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,889 Yeah, I think so. 548 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,658 Yeah, 'cause I just became your partner, 549 00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:55,293 and I wasn't comfortable enough to tell you 550 00:17:55,394 --> 00:17:57,128 I had to take a shit, so I didn't. 551 00:17:57,229 --> 00:18:00,298 And then we were driving around, and then we saw them. 552 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:02,934 And I was like, "man, we really got to arrest those dudes, 553 00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:04,235 "but I really got to do something 554 00:18:04,336 --> 00:18:06,704 that I can't tell her about right now." 555 00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:08,406 Let's just say that my mind was elsewhere 556 00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,041 when we were reading them their rights. 557 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,443 That is both gross and sweet. 558 00:18:12,578 --> 00:18:14,345 - How much time did they get? - I don't know. 559 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,548 Chicago West, robbery in progress, 560 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:19,117 St. Jerome's church, Kinzie and Garfield. 561 00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:20,151 Ah, hell. 562 00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:21,786 Oh, shit. 563 00:18:42,841 --> 00:18:44,509 Ah. 564 00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:45,564 Lavon and Bootsie. 565 00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:47,211 Who? 566 00:18:47,313 --> 00:18:49,013 Bootsie and Lavon. 567 00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:51,649 Aren't you guys gonna help? 568 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,351 I'm not talking to you. 569 00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:55,420 I'm eating my bento. 570 00:18:59,602 --> 00:19:02,037 When I said you could revive the med mobile program, 571 00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:03,338 I did not give you license to park the rig 572 00:19:03,439 --> 00:19:04,473 in the middle of the shit. 573 00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:05,874 You go to the outskirts of the shit, 574 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,109 shit adjacent. 575 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,778 You guys were smack-dab in the middle of the shit, 576 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:10,812 in the goddamn eye of the shit. 577 00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:11,913 It was my fault. 578 00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:12,981 I convinced these guys to go out. 579 00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:14,149 It was a bad idea. 580 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,250 You're damn right it was a bad idea. 581 00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:16,618 You're lucky you didn't die. 582 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:18,754 Look, I'll reimburse the company 583 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,289 for everything that was stolen out of the rig. 584 00:19:21,424 --> 00:19:22,791 - Are you a moron? - What? 585 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:25,460 Do you have any idea how much that equipment is worth? 586 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:27,162 Right. Okay. 587 00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:28,864 I'll be really sorry for what I did, 588 00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,565 and, you know, I'll bring... 589 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,566 - Bagels... - Every... 590 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:32,567 - Monday... - For... 591 00:19:32,668 --> 00:19:33,835 - Ever. - Yeah. 592 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,103 - That's fair. - That's fair. 593 00:19:35,238 --> 00:19:36,571 - Okay, good. - That's fair. 594 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,673 In our defense, up until the point we got robbed, 595 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:40,408 we made a big impact out there. 596 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,810 I like impact. 597 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:43,745 You guys are in rig 8 until yours gets back. 598 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,746 Now get out. 599 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,417 Oh, it's Monday. 600 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,186 Everything bagel, salmon schmear. 601 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,721 Everything bagel, salmon schmear. 602 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,289 - You got it. - Toasted? 603 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,423 - Okay. - Orange juice? 604 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:56,758 - Fine. - Coffee? I mean, we're there... 605 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,860 - Get out. - Okay. 606 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:00,495 The steering on this thing is shit. 607 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:01,930 Rig 8 sucks. 608 00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:04,299 This bucket seat feels like an actual bucket. 609 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:05,300 - Doesn't it? - Yeah. 610 00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:06,334 Hmm. 611 00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:07,636 You know, Cash was right. 612 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,070 We don't get the respect we deserve, 613 00:20:09,205 --> 00:20:11,273 but it doesn't make what we do any less worthwhile. 614 00:20:11,407 --> 00:20:12,741 You're right. 615 00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,476 Ambulance requested. 55 East Pearson Street. 616 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,610 The retirement home again. 617 00:20:15,711 --> 00:20:17,579 Yep. Ambulance 8, 618 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,714 the raggedy ambulance, responding. 43766

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