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{\an8}Ay! Get away from my desk!
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Have you paid this? Hm?
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You see, this is
why I got you an in-tray.
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Things you haven't dealt with
yet go here,
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Oh, is that what that's for?
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Anyway, that's Sebastian's job.
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Not if it's not in my in-tray.
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What's this?
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"You are invited
to the scene of the crime."
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Hey! Gimme that.
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Who's Olivia?
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"Dear Frank,
Olivia is desperate..."--
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underlined-- "...to see you."
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Olivia Bluebell.
We went to school together.
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Olivia... Olivia Bluebell?
Casting Director for the RSC?
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I don't know. I mean,
she likes drama and that.
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Yeah, she was Juliet
in the sixth-form play.
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I fell asleep...
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She left me for Bill White
shortly after that.
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The invite's from him.
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He's organising some sort of
murder-mystery-themed reunion...
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You know, costumes
and that sort of stuff...
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Oh, Frank. Your first love!
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And she's desperate
to see you...
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I bumped into her in the street
a couple of weeks ago.
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She did seem a bit...
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What? Nervous?
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No...
Bit excited?
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Billious. Yeah.
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I mean, her and Bill
have been together for years.
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I'm surprised they invited me.
He's always hated me.
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Maybe he's mellowed
in his old age.
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Old! He's the same age as me!
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Um, sorry.
Not to make this all about me,
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but I have been trying to get
a meeting with Olivia Bluebell
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for quite some time.
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Well, we will drive you there.
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'Cos it's in the middle
of nowhere.
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I could learn a monologue.
Just in case.
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I'm going to stop you
right there.
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I am not going.
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Oh!
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I look daft.
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Not bad for a 1920s policeman
on a day's notice.
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Yeah, and it's a good thing
if you make her laugh, right?
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They must be stinking rich.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bill invented the world's first
"unblockable toilet."
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I've always wanted one of those,
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but they're a bit pricey,
aren't they.
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- You two should eat more fibre.
- Do crisps count?
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Nice car.
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That's Paul Belch.
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He was Bill's sidekick
at school.
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Where's his costume?
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Are you a bit nervous.
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You know neither of you two
are invited, right?
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Yeah, well, we'll walk you
to the door.
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Why don't you walk me
to the Mucky Mallard, instead?
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- Is that Olivia? Wow!
- Let's go.
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I told you, no costumes.
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Bill said he dares you
to wear it.
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You know
how he hates running late!
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Go on.
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Oh, Frank!
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I-I didn't know
you were coming.
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Me neither. I mean, me too.
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- I'll just go, shall I?
- No.
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Um, hello! I'm Lu.
I'm Frank's--
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Olivia.
I'm so sorry. How rude of me.
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No, no. And this is
Sebastian Brudenell.
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Well, how nice to meet you both.
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Come on in.
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I'm sure we can find
an extra couple of parts.
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Really.? Oh, okay.
Okay, then.
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Bags and coats there.
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You'll have to hand over
your phones and car keys.
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Bill is paranoid about
people cheating.
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- Really?
- Don't worry.
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It's not that kind of party.
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Look at your truncheon!
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Aw, you always
could make me laugh.
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You look, uh, beautiful.
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You look lovely, really.
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It's Bill's idea.
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You know, I wanted to say
something
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when we bumped into
each other.
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Maybe later.
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At your service, ma'am.
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Let me take you through.
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Oh, please.
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"At your service."
Pull yourselves together!
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All this over some toilets!
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It's only a game, Hannah.
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I need some air!
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Isn't that the politician?
Hannah Volumnia?
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Frank!
Glad you could make it.
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- And who are these?
- Frank's wife and son came!
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Isn't that nice?
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- That's no my wife.
- He's not my son.
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In fact, I mean,
am I old enough?
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Would that work?
I don't think so.
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I'm Lu.
I'm Frank's business partner.
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And I'm also
the designated driver tonight.
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So, yeah, so Frank is
very single.
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I mean, single.
Just well, normal single, yeah.
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And you're also a PI, are you?
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I'm a RADA trained actor.
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And I also work for them.
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- Occasionally.
- Yeah.
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Sebastian is
a wonderful actor.
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I think actually he's gonna be
amazing at your game.
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I think you're gonna
be really impressed.
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Well, an entire PI firm turn up
at my murder mystery party!
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I suppose I should
be flattered.
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But I don't have parts
for you two.
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I told them
that we'd make it work.
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I told them about your rule.
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Come on.
Let me get you some costumes.
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He loves a costume.
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So, uh, where's the rest
of the sixth form then?
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- Eugene's on his way.
- Eugene Bottom?
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From Bottom to top lawyer,
would you believe it.
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He's been helping me
with my will.
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We should have a quiet word.
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I'll be honest.
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I'm the one
who was desperate to see you.
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I used Olivia as bait.
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Why?
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Let's just say you'll
be doing me a favour
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if you'd just keep an eye
on her tonight.
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In your professional capacity.
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I'm sorry, Bill. I don't really
feel comfortable with that.
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I can recommend somebody else.
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Your scruples do you credit.
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Ah, see.
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Never kicked the habit I started
on the music block roof!
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That'll be Eugene.
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Eugene! You remember Frank?
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Of course.
How are you?
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What have you come as?
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- A pimp.
- Oh.
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Eugene Bottom.
Frank Hathaway.
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I didn't realise this was a
party for losers and hangers-on!
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Oh.
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You still afraid of heights,
Bottom?
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Come on, Paul. Play nice.
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If you're the butler, Belch,
I'll have a drink.
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Yes, you can serve us
all a drink in a moment.
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First the keys, please,
that you may have.
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- Mobile phone. I thank you.
- There you go.
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Would you show them through
to the drawing room, darling?
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Of course. Isn't it good
that we're all together?
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It's been so long.
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This is not a reunion.
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It's a job.
Bill wants me to watch Olivia.
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- Really? Well, what did you say?
- No.
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I don't want to get involved
in their marital disputes.
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As soon as dinner's finished,
we're out of here.
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What about me?
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Olivia Bluebell is one
of the most powerful women
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in British theatre!
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Well, don't worry.
You've still got plenty of time
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to impress her.
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She's not given me much
to work with.
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What are you? An ant?
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No. He's a pilot!
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An explorer. Sorry. Sorry.
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I just need some time
to work on my back story.
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Oh!
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Dinner is served.
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I hope you're all ready
for this.
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Five minutes behind schedule.
Come along, everyone.
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Chop, chop, chop.
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Frank, Paul, Eugene,
you remember Hannah.
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Long time, no see.
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Too fancy for us, are you?
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For you.
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Eugene.
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I hear about you
in the news sometimes.
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I don't get as much coverage
as I should.
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Oh, really? I feel
like I see you everywhere!
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Oh, sorry, I'm Lu.
I'm Frank's...
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I'm the maid.
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Not his maid. He's single.
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So. Gazpacho!
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It's been a favourite of mine
since our honeymoon.
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And Olivia kindly agreed
to make it for us tonight.
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It's not really 1920s,
of course.
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But it is blood red.
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Let's just hope you eat
it tonight.
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What?
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He's been on a diet lately.
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In preparation for the next
lovely lady to come along.
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Lucky girl.
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It's cold!
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Yeah. It's gazpacho.
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It's cold!
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Because it's gazpacho.
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What, cold?
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Cold soup. Posh people do it.
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I had to
wrestle them snakes.
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It was the only way.
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Flight
commander Captain Bigglesworth,
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reporting for duty.
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Oui, monsieur,
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I have seen some things.
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Parfait!
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A unique prize
for the best detective.
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It is 24 carat gold.
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A re-purposed anniversary
present actually.
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I thought it was perfect,
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given that our relationship's
been going down the pan.
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Even I can tell that's
bad taste.
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Yeah, just a bit.
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Mind you, if it is really gold,
it'll be worth a fortune.
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Oh, look. "Frank Hathaway.
Forget not that I am an ass."
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Uh, Dogberry from Much Ado.
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He's a sort of useless copper.
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Ah. That's good.
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For of the game!
It's good.
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Sh, sh, sh, sh! No cheating.
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Leave that now
and pour some wine please.
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There's a good chap.
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So now that we're all
finally here, we can commence.
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At 19:10 hours,
in the drawing room,
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my pocket watch was stolen.
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Oh!
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Stolen? I thought this was
a murder mystery party?
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Ah, there are
more twists in store.
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But for now,
there is a thief...
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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...in our midst.
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Nervous, are we?
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That's...
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Oh, well, it couldn't
have been me
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because I was with you
before dinner.
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In your professional capacity
as a lady of the night?
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Yeah, well, yes.
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Lucky boy, eh?
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And you can corroborate that,
can you?
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Uh...
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I'll, uh, it's, uh...
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Ooh, it's-- Yep, yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Eugene, your alibi?
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I, Bottom the pimp,
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was collecting a payment
from Officer Hathaway.
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I then went to try
and organise my client,
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Miss Bluebell's, next trick.
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Mm, wasn't me. I don't think
even paying you would help,
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would it, darling?
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Bill's most awkward
dinner party so far.
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- Yeah.
- Ahhh.
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00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,120
Hannah?
256
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:55,400
Well, I didn't do it.
I know because I read ahead.
257
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,760
But your moment will come.
258
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,560
All a bit tense, isn't it?
259
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,480
Have you got
something to say, dear?
260
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,280
Me? No, no.
261
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,080
It's just lovely,
lovely water.
262
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,000
- Your alibi.
- Oh, my alibi! Um...
263
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,600
Well, I haven't got a...
264
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,960
So...
265
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,040
I'm just a lowly maid.
266
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:26,080
I was milking a cow
about 10 past 7:00.
267
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,480
I don't know.
268
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,320
Paul?
269
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,080
Refilling glasses all night.
270
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,120
Ah, now.
271
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,160
I think an excellent opportunity
to steal a pocket watch.
272
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,360
Shall we vote?
273
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,640
Oh, no. Monsieur!
274
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,880
You forget me at your peril.
275
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,400
Yes, well, I think
it's running a bit late now,
276
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,600
and we all know that you've
just come back from--
277
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:03,080
Indeed, I have just returned
from my incredible exploits,
278
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,760
flying over all the continents
of the world.
279
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:13,720
However, nothing could have
prepared me for what I noticed
280
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,920
on my way to the dining room.
281
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,280
You have said there is
a thief among us.
282
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:26,240
But what is this, if not
evidence of a much darker crime?
283
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,280
What that is,
is my handkerchief.
284
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,720
I had a nose bleed.
285
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,960
What? Another one?
286
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,480
Yes. Right. Let's vote.
287
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,600
Oh, I'm really sorry.
288
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,560
It's honestly nothing
personal, Paul.
289
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,240
- Oh.
- It's just that I think you had,
290
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,560
like, the opportunity.
291
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,560
I'm too obvious.
292
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,840
Didn't you say there'd be,
you know, another twist?
293
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,000
Paul, come on.
294
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,000
Really?
295
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,480
It's not my fault
you've got a stupid name, is it?
296
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,200
Right. Frank?
297
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,680
It's always the person
you expect the least.
298
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,560
Oh, oh, oh!
299
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,520
So I stole my
own pocket watch!
300
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,920
Very good.
301
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,360
Right.
302
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,800
Paul, you got the most votes.
303
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,440
So stand up, turn to page 4.
304
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,520
I confess I am the thief.
305
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,640
Yes, absolutely!
Well done us!
306
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,760
Bill, have some water.
307
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,840
Get... justice... done.
308
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,680
Whatever the personal cost.
309
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,600
- Oh!
- Ah! So good!
310
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,320
To think that I'm the one in
theatre, and he's in plumbing.
311
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,320
Okay, you can
stop milking it now!
312
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,440
See that's the thing
with amateurs.
313
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,280
They never know when to stop.
314
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,600
Bill?
315
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,720
- Oh.
- Mm.
316
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,720
I think there's another twist.
317
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,320
- You can't trust actors.
- No, you can't.
318
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,200
He-- He's dead!
319
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,600
- Is he, though?
- Oh.
320
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,680
Eh?
321
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,560
He is, yes.
322
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,760
Dear God,
we need to call an ambulance.
323
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,480
I told Bill
he was overdoing it.
324
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,800
The landline's not working.
I think it's the storm.
325
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,200
This awful house.
326
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,680
I never wanted to move here,
327
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,760
but of course Bill loved it.
328
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,320
It's perfect for all his games.
329
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,480
"Get justice done."
330
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,360
He was playing with us
to the end.
331
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,840
Are you sure you don't know
the code to the safe?
332
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,520
No. He always kept that secret.
333
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,800
It was part of his thing.
334
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,800
He even made us put
our phones in there,
335
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,400
because he thought
it was only fair.
336
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,080
Shall we get you
a little brandy?
337
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,840
- Does it have to be little?
- No.
338
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,440
Right. Eugene.
339
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,040
Bill mentioned you
were helping him with his will?
340
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,800
He reached out to me
a few months ago.
341
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,880
Anything I should know about it?
342
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,320
Anything unusual?
343
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Eugene?
344
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,480
He said he was worried
he might die soon.
345
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280
Okay.
346
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,360
Never mind an ambulance,
347
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,880
I've got to let
the Board of Directors know
348
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,880
that Bill is dead.
349
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,440
He's not even cold,
and you're thinking about that?
350
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,320
White Pumps and Plumbing
351
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,760
is one of the biggest companies
in Stratford!
352
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,040
Bill would've wanted
a smooth handover.
353
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,040
- What? To you?
- Yes.
354
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,720
He should've given me
the company years ago!
355
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,960
You can dry your
crocodile tears.
356
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,040
Desperate for a divorce.
357
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,880
We need to talk.
358
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,640
I don't think Bill died
of natural causes
359
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,560
- I think he was murdered
- So what we gonna do?
360
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,760
We're in the middle of nowhere.
361
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,040
I hate to say it,
but if there has been foul play,
362
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,720
it doesn't look great
for Olivia.
363
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,040
- Why?
- Well, Bill says he doesn't
364
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,960
trust her, then he dies,
365
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,520
and the last thing he says is he
wants you to get justice done,
366
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,160
whatever the personal cost.
367
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,600
Just because Bill was
worried about Olivia
368
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,240
doesn't mean he was right.
369
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,960
Yeah, and she does seem
genuinely upset and shocked.
370
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,160
Which is more
than I can say for some of them.
371
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,040
And if he was poisoned,
it could have been anyone.
372
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,680
Paul!
373
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,360
It can't have been the wine
because he poured it for
374
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,880
all of us, including himself.
375
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,120
- Might have been the soup.
- Gazpacho?
376
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,320
Bless you.
377
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,080
I had a whole bowl of it,
and I didn't even like it,
378
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,200
and now actually,
I don't think I feel very well.
379
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,560
Look, calm down.
The bowls were pre-served.
380
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,040
Any sensible killer would've
put it straight into Bill's bowl
381
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,120
and then disposed
of whatever they used.
382
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,960
- Yeah.
- Any clues on the body?
383
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,360
No. But some things
don't leave a trace.
384
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,120
Listen, we need to keep this
to ourselves.
385
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,320
We don't want to spread panic.
386
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,200
What are you, um...
387
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,320
How dare you keep this from us!
388
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,120
Bill was murdered.
389
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,280
One of us is a killer.
390
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,200
Poisoned soup?
391
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,280
I need my pills.
392
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,920
Look, if we all stick together,
we should be safe.
393
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,480
Frank...
394
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,400
shall I get rid of that?
395
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,480
Yeah, and any other weapons
you can find.
396
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,520
I'm a respected
politician.
397
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,400
I can't afford to be caught up
in some scandal about a murder!
398
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,400
Bill died of a heart attack.
399
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,560
You've let this murder mystery
stuff get to your head.
400
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,320
It's true.
What evidence do you have?
401
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,440
We're just being cautious.
402
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,880
I, uh, I need to use the toilet.
403
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,200
- Hang on.
- It's an emergency!
404
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,440
Hello?
405
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,760
Go and ask her.
Go on, just go!
406
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,920
Alright, yeah?
407
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,840
So...
408
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,040
You and Bill
were getting a divorce, yeah?
409
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,360
We'd been unhappy for years.
410
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,640
But that doesn't mean
to say I killed him.
411
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,600
No! Obviously not. I mean...
412
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,600
So how was it, Bottom?
413
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,840
- What?
- It?
414
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,880
Oh, it was fine.
415
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,120
If you really think
it was murder, Franky boy,
416
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,160
you could ask your ex.
417
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,920
I mean, Bill didn't really
want to give her a divorce.
418
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,800
Plus, who made the soup?
419
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,560
What about you?
420
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,440
There must be a reason Bill made
you the thief in the game.
421
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,960
He's been embezzling money
from the company for years.
422
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,680
Where's your proof?
423
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,000
In Bill's
last will and testament,
424
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,280
ready to go to the board
in the event of his death.
425
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,600
Bill made millions out
of my designs, millions.
426
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,640
Kept me on a miserable salary.
427
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,160
The unblockable toilet--
all me!
428
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,760
Toilets are all
you ever think about.
429
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,400
- That's right.
- Ever since you lot
430
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,480
used to shove my face in one!
431
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,560
That's right.
432
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720
Where's Hannah?
433
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,600
I'll go and find her.
434
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,920
Must have been tough, being in
Bill's shadow all these years.
435
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,440
We all were.
436
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,240
The rest of us moved on, Paul.
437
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,600
Is that so?
438
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,920
Have you moved on from this?
439
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,760
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?
440
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,160
Give that back!
441
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,960
Is that from
when Bill pushed you off
442
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,040
the music block roof?
443
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,560
Candlestick.
444
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,160
Lead piping.
445
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,320
Spanner.
446
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,960
Rope.
447
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,720
Oh, come on!
448
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,600
Come on.
449
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,960
Do you know, I don't think
Bill was murdered at all.
450
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,400
I think your Franky boy
there's got the wrong end
451
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,400
of his truncheon.
452
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,920
You know, he only became a PI
because he was fired.
453
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,640
I wasn't fired.
I retired. I was admired.
454
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,760
I've looked everywhere,
even the billiard room!
455
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840
There's a billiard room.
But I can't find--
456
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,800
Look who I found trying
to break into the safe.
457
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,480
Well, we're like fish
in a barrel here!
458
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,520
Somebody has got to go for help.
459
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,920
Oh, Hannah.
460
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,320
You just want to save
your own skin.
461
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,080
What are
you saying, Eugene?
462
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,240
Because I'd be very careful
if I were you.
463
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,520
The only person
we know is a criminal, is Paul.
464
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,120
And you would say
that Bill wasn't murdered
465
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,000
if you'd murdered him.
466
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,040
Do you want me to prove that?
467
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,120
- No.
- Yes!
468
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,160
Oh, um...
469
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,480
Is that what I think it is?
470
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,240
Yep. That's the end
of Bill's soup.
471
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,400
You see, this is why
he should've put me in charge.
472
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,640
'Cos I get things done.
473
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,400
- Are you okay?
- You, sir, you're an idiot!
474
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,040
And yeah, I'm fine.
475
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,760
I mean, that was disgusting,
but I'm... I'm fine.
476
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,280
Oh!
477
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,360
Mr. Belch?
478
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,560
No, I think his pulse is
irregular.
479
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,920
We need
to get him to hospital!
480
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
- I'll check the landline.
- Clear.
481
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,320
What are you...
482
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,520
Uh, no,
I think it actually worked.
483
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,920
- What's happening?
- You see? See?
484
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,120
There was definitely
something in the soup.
485
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,520
- What are you doing?
- It was worth a try.
486
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,000
It's still dead.
The landline.
487
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,120
Not you.
488
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,600
Oh, good.
489
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,600
Right, this is
an active crime scene.
490
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,480
We need to get out of here
and stay out of here.
491
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,600
Come on.
492
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,120
It's alright, come on.
493
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640
Okay.
494
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,720
He's either really stupid
or really clever.
495
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,840
Well, I'd say stupid. Mind you,
he did invent that toilet.
496
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,760
Will you stop fiddling
with your truncheon?
497
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,680
- I'm desperate for a wee.
- Then go!
498
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,480
No!
499
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,480
Someone in here is a poisoner.
500
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,680
But I'm starving!
You ate the soup.
501
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,880
- God.
- Where's Sebastian?
502
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,080
Everything's going to be
alright.
503
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,040
Trust me.
504
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,680
Hannah's
character pack.
505
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,520
She tore a page out.
506
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,040
Ooh. A confession?
507
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,440
And there was supposed
to be another twist
508
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,840
later on-- well, a murder.
509
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,520
- Bill?
- No! Eugene.
510
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,800
"I confess to pushing
Eugene Bottom down the stairs."
511
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,400
What if it was Hannah
and not Bill?
512
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,800
What?
513
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,800
When we were at college,
514
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,720
Eugene was pushed
off the roof of the music block.
515
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,040
Bill, Paul, and Hannah
used to hang out up there.
516
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,640
Eugene went up there one day.
Maybe cos Bill dared him.
517
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,160
Either way, down he came.
518
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Landed on the bike rack,
was almost impaled.
519
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,920
He always thought
that Bill pushed him,
520
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,280
but there was never any proof.
521
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,920
Bill never denied it, though.
522
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,280
Do you remember when we came in,
523
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Bill and Hannah
were having that row?
524
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,920
Maybe it was about that.
525
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840
Maybe she was worried
that Bill was going to let
526
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720
everybody know
what had happened.
527
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,920
If she did do it, that would
give her a clear motive.
528
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,280
What about the other
character packs?
529
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,480
Is there anything of interest?
530
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
Not that I can see.
531
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,640
I think we should go
and talk to Hannah.
532
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,840
I just didn't want to play
the murderer in the game.
533
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,680
That's all.
534
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,560
But what about the argument you
were having with Bill earlier?
535
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,560
Something about toilets.
536
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Public toilets are a waste
of taxpayer's money.
537
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,360
People can use the pub.
You know, spend a literal penny.
538
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,360
- It's good for business.
- Bill's business?
539
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,280
White Pumps and Plumbing service
Stratford's public toilets.
540
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,880
And if they follow my plan,
well, they'll lose the contract.
541
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,160
So you two had toilet trouble.
542
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,640
Wasn't worth trying
to ruin my career over.
543
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,480
Were you being blackmailed?
544
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,600
Bill's dares!
545
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,520
I would never even
have thought to push Eugene
546
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360
if it wasn't for him!
547
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,760
And then to hold it over me
all these years later.
548
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,440
But I did not poison him!
549
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,200
I mean, murder is hardly good
as a vote-winner, is it?
550
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,960
I did see something, though.
551
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,720
Alright. Don't crowd me.
552
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,240
Earlier...
553
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,960
when I was looking for
my handbag, I heard something
554
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,960
in the kitchen.
555
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,520
I assumed everyone was
in the drawing room.
556
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,720
So I looked in and saw Eugene
557
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,640
frantically searching
for something.
558
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:14,400
He found whatever it was,
put it in his pocket, and left.
559
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,560
I thought I heard a noise
when I was in the kitchen.
560
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,480
He must have slipped in
after I left.
561
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,400
You see, Eugene doesn't know
562
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,000
that it was me who pushed him
off the roof.
563
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,000
And if he wants revenge...
564
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,080
Revenge?
565
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,760
- I'll give you revenge!
- Oh!
566
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,560
Eugene, I'm so sorry.
567
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,800
Let's all go and sit quietly
in the drawing room, shall we?
568
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,720
We just want to know what you
were you doing in the kitchen.
569
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,080
It's a simple question.
570
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,960
She's the one who should
be answering the questions.
571
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,680
Come clean, Bottom.
You killed Bill.
572
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,880
Of course he did.
573
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960
You don't believe that, do you?
574
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,680
- Oh!
- Oh!
575
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760
I forgot about the truncheon.
576
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,480
You won't believe me,
but I felt someone attack me.
577
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,000
I grabbed the first thing
I could.
578
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,200
So you're claiming self-defence?
579
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,720
I, um, sorry...
580
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,360
I just, uh-- oh!
581
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,720
I, um, tripped
over that bit of carpet.
582
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,960
Yes, I think you hit me
on your way down.
583
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,840
Yeah. I think
you probably hit me, too.
584
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,040
- Sorry.
- I just screamed
585
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,840
because everybody else screamed.
586
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,520
Well, it still doesn't explain
what you were doing
587
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,760
in the kitchen, though.
588
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,080
It wasn't me.
589
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,520
I think I know what's
been going on.
590
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,800
Team meeting now.
591
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,600
Sebastian, you keep
an eye on this lot.
592
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,920
What about the team meeting?
593
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,960
No.
594
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880
What if Eugene is covering
for someone?
595
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,040
I really feel
like there's something going on
596
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,280
with him and Olivia.
597
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,800
- Like what?
- I don't know.
598
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,280
Just little words
and glances.
599
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,360
Words and glances aren't
admissible in a court of law.
600
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,400
We're not in a court of law.
601
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,360
And if Bill wouldn't grant
her a divorce, then maybe...
602
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,080
I just think we need to speak
to Olivia.
603
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,400
- Oh.
- Sorry.
604
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,240
Olivia, can we have a little
word, maybe in the library?
605
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,640
She's got nothing to say to you.
606
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Okay. Maybe she could tell me
that herself.
607
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Oh. This is what I was doing
in the kitchen.
608
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,920
- I was getting these.
- For me.
609
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,840
I mislaid them.
Eugene saw I was struggling,
610
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,480
and he found them for me,
that's all.
611
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,600
- Mind if I take a look?
- Of course.
612
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,120
Thanks.
613
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,800
Digamenadine.
614
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,440
Fatal in overdose.
615
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,520
And this is empty.
616
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,640
Looks like we've found
our murder weapon.
617
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,800
Question is,
which one of you did it?
618
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,920
- It was me!
- I confess everything.
619
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,920
After what
you've been through,
620
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,840
nobody could blame you.
- ...years ago.
621
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,760
When you said you needed
your pills,
622
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,760
I thought you wanted
me to cover up for you.
623
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,240
I just
couldn't find them.
624
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,840
You both thought
the other one did it.
625
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,800
You were covering
for each other.
626
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,880
But why?
627
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,520
Because they're in love, Frank.
628
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,160
- That's a bit of a leap.
- She's right.
629
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,280
We are.
630
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,640
He could see
how unhappy I was with Bill.
631
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,040
We didn't mean anything
to happen, but...
632
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,880
Bill knew you were having
an affair?
633
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,600
He suspected, yes.
But he thought it was with you.
634
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,200
He saw us in town.
635
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,240
Put two and two together,
made five.
636
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,880
So that's why there's all
that stuff in the game about,
637
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,040
you know...
638
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,320
I didn't know he'd invited you.
639
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400
Otherwise, I would
have warned you.
640
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,200
We, uh...
641
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,080
must be missing something.
642
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,160
I can't think on an empty
stomach or a full bladder.
643
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,320
Why don't you go
and try out that famous flush?
644
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400
Yeah.
645
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,720
Hopefully it makes
him feel better.
646
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Yeah.
647
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,320
Keeler!
648
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,760
What the hell are you doing?
649
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,360
Trying to frighten me to death?
650
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,040
Seem a bit jumpy, Hathaway.
651
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,640
You would be, too,
652
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,440
if you were stuck in a house
with a dead body.
653
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,200
- Bill White?
- How do you know?
654
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Why you here anyway?
655
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Anonymous tip-off.
656
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,360
Wouldn't normally follow it,
but in this case...
657
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,240
Take me to the body, please.
658
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,520
This looks bad, Frank.
Very bad.
659
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,200
Does it?
660
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,960
I mean, I know it does.
But why do you think it does?
661
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,960
I received this at 21:00 hours.
662
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,080
I came straight away,
as instructed.
663
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,080
And here, just as I was warned,
is Bill White dead.
664
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,040
Murdered by his love rival.
665
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,720
- You what?
- Frank Hathaway.
666
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,200
That's nonsense.
667
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,680
Who did it then?
668
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,000
Odds are the person
that sent you this note.
669
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,320
And they're probably sitting in
the drawing room right now.
670
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,040
Keeler! Thank goodness!
671
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,360
Don't get too excited.
672
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,560
He thinks I killed Bill.
673
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,640
- You?
- What?
674
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,400
- Olivia Bluebell?
- Yes.
675
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,600
DS Keeler.
676
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,120
You wanted
Bill gone so you and Frank
677
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,640
could carry on your
love affair, correct?
678
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,920
What? No! I bumped into Frank.
679
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800
We hadn't seen each other
for years.
680
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,840
So I gave him a hug.
681
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,520
That's all it was.
682
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,680
You sure about that?
683
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:27,440
Okay, I was thinking of asking
him to dig up some dirt on Bill
684
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,200
so I could get a divorce,
but I didn't in the end.
685
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,320
I haven't thought about Frank
in that way for years.
686
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,800
I'm with Eugene.
687
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,480
I'm her lover.
688
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,200
That does make more sense.
689
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,480
But Frank didn't know that.
690
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,920
You strung him along, made him
do all the dirty work for you.
691
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,280
He was really gutted
when she left him.
692
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,840
Cried all over his
school dinners.
693
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,120
Uh, Joe, I didn't do it.
694
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,200
Well, in that case, you
won't mind if I search you then?
695
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,240
Whoa! Easy, tiger!
696
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,560
Digamenadine?
697
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,320
Wait, isn't that the same stuff
that was in Bill's soup?
698
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,320
Now listen, don't you
do anything stupid.
699
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,680
Frank Hathaway, I'm arresting
you on suspicion of murder.
700
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,920
Back-up should be here
any minute.
701
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
You know this is ridiculous.
702
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,160
You know, I always knew
you were gonna mess up, Frank,
703
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,400
but I must admit, I never
thought it'd be murder.
704
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,960
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, indeed.
705
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,560
You'd better get yourself
a very good lawyer.
706
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,440
Call yourself
a Shakespeare scholar?
707
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,720
- What?
- It's always the person
708
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,200
you least expect!
709
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,880
- Delaying tactics.
- Alright, thank you,
710
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,120
Mr. Hairy Lip.
Give me a chance.
711
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,960
Right, from the pack.
712
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,160
"Welcome, destruction,
blood, and massacre.
713
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,480
I see, as in a map,
the end of all."
714
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,800
From the note
that Keeler received.
715
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,800
"Bill White is in danger.
716
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,960
The end of all his hopes,
of his life, is coming."
717
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,840
The end of all?
718
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,720
These were written
by the same person.
719
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,480
- Shakespeare?
- No.
720
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,240
Just a phrase "The end of all."
721
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,800
What if Bill wasn't murdered?
What if he killed himself?
722
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,800
- He wouldn't do that.
- Never.
723
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,080
But if he was
going to die anyway.
724
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,240
Exactly! The smoker's cough.
725
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,880
The bloody handkerchief.
726
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,280
And you said he'd
been losing weight recently.
727
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,280
Yes, that's true.
728
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,400
He designed the game so that
we'd be at each other's throats.
729
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,360
You'd be exposed as a thief.
730
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,640
And you'd have to confess
to Eugene,
731
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,280
putting your career at risk.
732
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,120
But he didn't live
to see any of that.
733
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,760
Yeah, the story's
falling apart Frank.
734
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,440
Bill died before he expected to.
735
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,880
In Romeo & Juliet, Romeo has
time after he takes the poison
736
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,800
to do a whole speech.
737
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,440
But Bill can't have had
even the whole dose
738
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,400
because there was still enough
gazpacho for you to have some
739
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,720
and you only fainted.
740
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,760
But if he was already ill...
741
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,520
He misjudged the dose.
742
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,280
Doesn't explain why you had
the pills in your pocket.
743
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,240
Maybe they were planted.
744
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,720
In the library, when he asked me
to keep an eye on Olivia,
745
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,640
he could have slipped them
easily into my pocket.
746
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,280
If we had been having an affair,
747
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,760
well, the plan would've
been genius.
748
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,720
What plan?
749
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,960
First, destruction.
750
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,560
The game, secrets are revealed.
751
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,200
Second, blood.
That disgusting tomato soup.
752
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,040
Third, massacre. Bill's death.
Olivia's in the frame.
753
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,200
You turn up,
now I'm in the frame.
754
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,440
If only
he'd talked to me.
755
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,040
He always had to be in control,
even after his death.
756
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,040
He wanted to break you all.
757
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,000
That's why he took
our keys and phones off us,
758
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,400
locked them away,
trapped us here.
759
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,560
Now, this is all
just circumstantial.
760
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640
Not when you see they've
both been written
761
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,960
on the same typewriter.
762
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,520
Bill's typewriter,
the one with the wonky "E".
763
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
You got the keys.
764
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,200
Thy drugs are quick!
765
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:45,040
Thus with a kiss, I die.
766
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,560
That actually was really good!
767
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,120
I mean, bravo. That was...
That was brilliant!
768
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,520
I wish I could help you, but
I'm going back to acting myself.
769
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,640
Bill made me stop.
770
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,080
But I hope to see you
at an audition or something.
771
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,960
Don't give up. Good work.
772
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,200
I've had enough of you
causing trouble, Frank.
773
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,480
Causing trouble?
774
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,160
All I did was give her a hug.
775
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,360
Well, now there's a man dead,
and I've got to question
776
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,120
somebody about theft.
777
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,320
Hope he's not too hard on Paul.
778
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,760
I was wanting him to invent
an unsplashable toilet seat.
779
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,160
Olivia's leaving casting.
780
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,560
I know, we heard.
I'm sorry.
781
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,800
You know, I don't think Bill was
as clever as he thought.
782
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,920
Yeah, yeah, he's not.
783
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,920
'Cos massacre, it means
several people, not just one.
784
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,880
Yes.
785
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,000
And he misunderstood
that Dogberry quote.
786
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,240
"Forget not that I am an ass"?
787
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,000
Dogberry's not really
a useless copper.
788
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,720
He saves the day in the end.
789
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,040
Shall we?
790
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,480
Oh.
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