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Good news, KC.
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I'm up.
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Good, because
you've been accepted
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to the University of Maryland.
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What? I got into
college? Are you serious?
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Yes, yes! I don't
remember applying.
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Wait. How long
was I napping for?
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It's for a mission.
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This is so great.
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I get to go to college
and be with other
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mature, sophisticated people
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who actually take their
education seriously.
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Plus, I'm not gonna
need a hall pass to tinkle.
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Actually, you're
going undercover
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as a total party girl
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so you can bond with
Eliza Montgomery.
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Wait.The Eliza Montgomery?
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The president's daughter?
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The West Wing wild child?
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Man, her dad may
be able to pass a bill,
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but that girl can't
even pass a class.
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Which is why this is her
third college in two years.
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Yep, she's notorious for
ditching her Secret Service agents.
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Your assignment is to
become her best friend,
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and keep an eye on her.
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The big guy himself
chose you for this mission.
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The big guy?
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I have an assignment
from the president?
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Commander-in-chief? POTUS?
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No. Stanley.
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The big guy who's the
head of Secret Service.
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Like the president
knows you exist.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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I'll be back for you
in a couple of years.
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My peeps.
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My assignment.
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Relax, tuna breath.
I'm getting a book.
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Uh, dude, you dropped
your class schedule.
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Oh, thanks. Now I know exactly
what classes I'm not going to.
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- Harper Wyatt.
- Eliza Montgomery.
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Dude, you look really familiar.
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Are you internet famous?
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No. My dad is
kinda the president.
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Eh, that's cool.
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Hey, uh, could you do me a favor
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and tell him to stop with that
whole Daylight Savings thing.
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It was, like four months
ago, and I'm still half-asleep.
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You're funny.
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Hey, you wanna get outta here
and actually do something fun?
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I would, but I've got
Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dumber.
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Hey, you should check
out this research book.
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I can get you out of here
without them even noticing.
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Dude, if you can sneak me
out, you're my new best friend.
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Just go right there. Thank you.
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Yes!
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All right, it's time for
us to hit the books.
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Hot! Hot, hot, hot. Woo-hoo!
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Barista, another round.
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This is the best
coffee I've ever had,
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except it's not
coffee, it's espresso.
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I wonder why they
call it espresso.
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Maybe because it's espresso
right to your head. Am I still talking?
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Harper, you have had
coffee before, haven't you?
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Yeah. Girl, many, many, many,
many, many, many, many times.
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Well, many, many, many
many, many thanks for
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busting me out of that library.
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They never let
me do what I want.
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One time, I dyed my hair blue,
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and they acted like I ran
naked through the Kremlin.
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Which I did once,
but that's not the point.
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Yeah, well, one
time, I went topless to
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Bobby McAllister's
birthday party.
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We were three, but...
people still talked.
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It can't be that bad being
the First Daughter, right?
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I've been doing
this since I was 15.
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I mean, can you imagine all that
responsibility when you're a teenager?
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Yes!
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I mean, no. No.
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I mean, I'm listening.
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Everyone expects
me to be perfect,
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but it's impossible,
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especially when they
give you horrible nicknames
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like the "West Wing wild child."
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What?
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I have never heard that one.
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People can be so mean.
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Oh, be right back.
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Gonna hit the First Girls' room.
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Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom.
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I am freaking out.
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I accidentally had a
little bit of espresso
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because I had to keep my cover,
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and I know it's bad for
teenagers, but I'm sorry.
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KC, take a look at the barista.
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It was herbal tea, baby.
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Ahem. I knew that.
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Hello, boys.
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Look, I know
everybody loves Judy,
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but I'm busy.
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First of all, not
everybody loves Judy.
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I do.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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But we're here to see Ernie.
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Ernie!
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Ernie!
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Gentlemen.
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Looking sharp as cheddar cheese.
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Really? Was there a
"buy one, get two free"
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at the tacky khaki store?
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We're Adventure Scouts.
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And I'm their new leader.
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You can tell because of my
impressive shoulder tassels.
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Sounds stupid. Tell me more.
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We earn badges for
doing survival stuff.
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Sounds even stupider. I'm in.
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Sorry. It's against the rules.
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Adventure Scouts
is for boys only.
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And you're a girl.
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I'm no girl. I'm a ro...
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Lady. A ro-lady who
deserves your ro-spect,
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and to be in any
ro-group that you're in.
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Good ro-covery.
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Hey, girl.
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Aren't you in my
Intro to Econ class?
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Uh, no. My class starts at 2:30.
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I believe yours started in 1994.
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Are you kidding
me with that outfit?
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What? I think I look cute.
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So, um... how's it
going with the First Brat?
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Mom, don't call her that.
She's actually really nice,
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and a lot smarter
than she lets on.
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I think I can help her.
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Aw, come here.
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Arm's length.
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What?
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That's the distance
you need to keep her at.
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KC, your job is to protect
her, not change her.
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Why can't I protect
her and help her be
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the best person she can be?
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Because it never works.
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And getting too close
can mess them up.
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Look, now...
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your daddy don't
need to know this.
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When I was once assigned
to protect George Clooney,
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I started to like
him as a friend,
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and he developed...
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feelings.
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For you?
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Yes, for me.
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Don't sound so surprised.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Are we talking about,
like, George Clooney?
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The incredibly handsome actor?
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That George Clooney?
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Yes, that George Clooney.
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And not to pat
myself on the back,
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but there's a reason it took
him so long to get married.
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He wasn't waiting.
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He was healing.
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The movie star George Clooney?
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Just keep your distance.
Arm's length, missy.
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- George Clooney?!
- I heard that.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here? I
thought you had diverticumentatitis.
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Marisa, I made it up
to get out of school
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because I have a mission.
There's no such thing.
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Sh! Not so loud.
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I'm planning on catching it
from you and taking tomorrow off.
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So what kind of
mission are you on?
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The secret kind.
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Come on, give me something.
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Okay, fine.
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Um, I'm undercover
as a college student
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at the University of Maryland.
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Oh, that's not fair. I
wanna go to college, too.
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Then, Marisa, you might
want to start studying.
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Come on, Kace, why
can't I do this with you?
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Marisa, because
you're not a spy.
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Spies have to
think on their feet,
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improvise, they have to
have physical stamina.
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You just don't
have what it takes.
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Oh, hey, Mr. T.
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You are probably
wondering why KC is here,
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even though she has
diverticumentatitis.
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Well, she woke up,
got dressed, came here,
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and didn't even
know she was doing it.
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Sad, I know, but don't worry.
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I will take her home
and get her right into bed.
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Even though it is
very contagious.
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Wait. This isn't my bathroom.
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Don't have what it takes, huh?
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Extra-bold dark roast.
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The beans are fermented in
elephant poop for an extra kick.
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Ooh, goody. Kick me.
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Ooh, check out
that cutie over there.
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Harper, you and I have
very different taste in guys.
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Mm, yummy. Good.
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Ugh, not again.
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No, Eliza. Chill.
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You do realize that your dad is the
president of the United States, right?
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Who cares? He doesn't
give elephant's poo about me.
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Besides, Eliza Montgomery
loves the media attention.
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Haven't you heard?
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You do like the attention,
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but I think you might
want it from your dad.
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Right. Yeah.
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Like my dad knows I exist.
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He's so busy
running the country,
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that I am the last thing
he even thinks about...
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which is why I act
out to get his attention.
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Okay, you might have a point.
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Look, your dad has seen
you sneak out to parties,
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he's seen you
fail out of schools,
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and ditch your Secret Service,
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but you know what
he hasn't seen you do?
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Get an "A."
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That would totally
freak him out.
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I'd be all, like, "You
don't know me, Pops."
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I got mad study skills."
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Except I totally don't, dude.
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I will totally help
you study, dude.
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- Really, dude?
- Really, dude.
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- Dude!
- Dude.
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Too bad the library
isn't open now.
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We snuck out. We
can sneak back in.
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Dude!
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Nice to see you,
too. Who's this?
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Oh, this is Eliza.
Eliza, this is my friend...
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Clarisa.
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My name is Clarisa.
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- And any friend of...
- Harper's.
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is a friend of mine.
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Oh, this is my jam.
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Uh, how'd you find us, Clarisa?
254
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,582
I could find any party.
255
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,625
Party dar.
256
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,582
Well, dar is not a word.
257
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,499
And party-dar isn't either.
258
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,999
You know what, I've
heard of party-dar,
259
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,457
but I didn't know it was real.
260
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,374
Oh, it's real, and I got it.
261
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,582
Okay, well, we're
gonna go study.
262
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,583
Oh, forget that. I wanna
hang with party-dar.
263
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,707
Can I borrow Clarisa?
264
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,624
What are you doing?
265
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,124
It's a blend of the cabbage
patch and the robot.
266
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,707
I know it's a little old school,
267
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,457
but that is how Clarisa rolls.
268
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,999
Look, I cannot be distracted.
269
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,415
I gotta keep my eyes on Eliza.
270
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,582
What's so special
about her anyway?
271
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,874
Okay, party-dar,
clearly you don't have
272
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,207
a current events-dar.
273
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,499
She's the First Daughter.
274
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,874
In her family to go to college?
275
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,874
Of the United States.
276
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,249
She's the first daughter
in the United States
277
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,582
to go to college?
278
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,124
I don't think so.
279
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,582
No,Clarisa.
280
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,874
She is the First Daughter.
281
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,749
The president's daughter.
282
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,125
- Oh.
- If you'll excuse me, I gotta...
283
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,875
Oh, no.
284
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,708
Whoo! Hey! All right!
285
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,999
Time to earn your archery badge.
286
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,374
Just line that baby up,
287
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,707
pull back your bow,
288
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,458
and let her rip.
289
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,208
Oh, Slippy, that's
not what I meant.
290
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,000
Now you know why
they call him Slippy.
291
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,374
The backyard's not the
only thing he's stinkin' up.
292
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,499
Check out this knot he tied.
293
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,374
Not bad, not bad.
294
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,250
Not good.
295
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,874
What do you think
of my tent, Ernie?
296
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,875
Ta-da!
297
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,415
Close enough.
298
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,582
Here's your "good effort" badge.
299
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,874
Maybe you should give this guy
300
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:09,749
a "you're never going to survive
a night in the wilderness" badge.
301
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,082
Judy, what's your problem?
302
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,749
Your troop is a joke.
303
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,290
You're wasting everyone's time
304
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,999
because you're not
even following the rules
305
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,707
as outlined in the
Adventure Scouts book.
306
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,000
There's a book?
307
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,582
Well, thank you
for pointing that out.
308
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,457
You're no longer banned from the
Adventure Scouts for being a girl.
309
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,020
Thank you.
310
00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:30,708
You're now banned
because you're a bummer.
311
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,207
It's true, Judy. You ruined it.
312
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,207
Yeah. You're no fun.
313
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,083
Sweetie.
314
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,874
What did I tell you about
hanging out with Eliza?
315
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,582
Maybe I should've told
you that she was a library,
316
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,874
or good decision-making,
or perhaps punctuality.
317
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,375
- Not following.
- Things you avoid.
318
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,832
Marisa, this is not about
making friends, okay?
319
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,832
The only reason why
I'm hanging out with Eliza
320
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,290
is because my assignment
is to keep her out of trouble.
321
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,290
Really?
322
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,165
Good to know.
323
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,249
So I'm just an assignment.
You're not really my friend?
324
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,374
You were just lying
to me the whole time?
325
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,290
No. No, no, no, no.
326
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,957
Just a little bit
in the beginning.
327
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:28,874
And then, somewhere
in the middle.
328
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,582
And then, more
recently, at the end.
329
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,374
Yes, I've been lying to you.
330
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,707
And I guess I was just
your assignment, too.
331
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,707
Oh, no, I never do
my assignments.
332
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,457
I just thought
this would be fun.
333
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,374
Well, it wasn't fun for me.
334
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,457
At least when it's
the Secret Service,
335
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,707
I know they have my back,
and not stabbing me in it.
336
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,416
Come on, guys.
337
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:57,124
I would love to stay and chat,
338
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,708
but I think I'm coming
down with diverticumentatitis.
339
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,458
I made it up.
340
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,582
Hey, where you been?
341
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,457
Out with my assignment,
Eliza, keeping an eye on her,
342
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,707
and my arms a length away.
343
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,207
And the truth.
344
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,707
Even further away.
345
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,749
What are you talking about?
346
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,499
We know you blew your cover.
347
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,749
Why would you think that?
348
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,457
'Cause the big guy called
and said you blew your cover.
349
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,749
Man, that Stanley's
got a big mouth.
350
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,999
Wasn't Stanley this time.
351
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,249
The president?
352
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,832
The commander-in-chief?
353
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,583
POTUS?
354
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,707
He does know I exist.
355
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,957
No, it was Roger,
Stanley's boss.
356
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,374
Would you get over yourself?
357
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:47,207
- How could you let that happen?
- I messed up.
358
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,707
It was one time. It's not
like you never messed up.
359
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,957
George Clooney.
360
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,207
What about George Clooney?
361
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,457
Nothing. She's just
deflecting the fact
362
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,374
that she messed up.
363
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,165
Look, I did, okay? I'm sorry,
364
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,332
and I really, really need
to apologize to Eliza.
365
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,499
No, KC, I told you.
366
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,124
She's not your friend,
she's your assignment.
367
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,707
Well, she was. You're
no longer on the mission.
368
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,332
- Wait, but I...
- But nothing.
369
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,500
Let it go. Don't be
a George Clooney.
370
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,125
What's all this talk
about George Clooney?
371
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,707
Okay, fine. I'll let it go.
372
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:21,750
I don't know where
to find her anyway.
373
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,124
Hey, Clarisa, it's Harper.
374
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,499
I'm gonna need your help.
375
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,000
It's KC.
376
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,832
One tailgate party.
377
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,415
Admit it. Not only
do I have party-dar,
378
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,999
but I did help you
in this mission,
379
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,082
and I would be a good spy.
380
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,207
Yeah, Marisa, could you
say that a little louder?
381
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:52,624
I don't think they heard you
at the University of China.
382
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,624
Whoa, whoa. There's a
better party across town.
383
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,707
Live band,
age-appropriate drummer.
384
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,875
Clarisa out.
385
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,415
Hey.
386
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,707
Hey... what do you want?
387
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,707
Okay, look, I get
why you're mad.
388
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,749
All right? But regardless
of what you think about me,
389
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,290
I really do care about you.
390
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,999
And promise me.
391
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,707
Just because I won't be
following you around anymore,
392
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,499
you're not gonna keep
ditching your Secret Service.
393
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,749
Why? Nothing's
gonna happen to me.
394
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,582
Well, two guys with laser guns
395
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,957
can sneak up on you
when you least expect it.
396
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,833
Yeah, like that's
ever gonna happen.
397
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,166
It's happened.
398
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,457
Hey, Agent Craig.
399
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,457
Hey! I'm up.
400
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,874
I'm up.
401
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,582
Oh. Hey, Judy.
402
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,124
Agent Craig, I'm fun, aren't I?
403
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,583
Fun? You?
404
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,499
Uh, define fun.
405
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,707
Something that provides
mirth or amusement.
406
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,165
Well, then, no.
407
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,374
Absolutely not.
408
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,874
Not in the least bit.
409
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,083
And just to be clear, uh-uh.
410
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,165
Listen, you're
smart, you're reliable,
411
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,208
you're a lot of things,
but fun ain't one of 'em.
412
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,707
Take that back
or you'll be sorry.
413
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:26,124
I'm fun, I'm fun,
I'm fun, I'm...
414
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,208
starting to realize those
boys have a good point.
415
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,124
You, you're coming with us, too.
416
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,957
You know, I would
come with you guys,
417
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,582
but I don't wanna miss the game.
418
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,625
And the game is about to begin.
419
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,499
It's like I was saying.
420
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,707
You really shouldn't ditch your
Secret Service guys anymore.
421
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,707
Lesson learned.
422
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,499
Hey, look at that.
423
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,125
You really did learn
something at this college.
424
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,750
Eliza!
425
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,208
Harper!
426
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,708
Touchdown!
427
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,833
And now, the extra point.
428
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,458
And it's good.
429
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,750
Hey, get his other arm.
430
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,583
Looks like someone's
got some junk in their trunk.
431
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,166
I still got two
tickets to the game.
432
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,874
You totally saved my life.
433
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,832
I don't know how
to thank you, Harper.
434
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,749
Actually, it's KC.
435
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,832
Dude, what else have
you been lying to me about?
436
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,749
Well, I didn't lie to you
about actually liking you
437
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,707
and wanting to be your friend.
438
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,165
Thank you.
439
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,374
And I think there is
so much more to you
440
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,457
than just some
fun-loving party girl.
441
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,957
And that's what my dad and I sat
up most of the night talking about.
442
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,750
I think it's time for me to
get serious about my life.
443
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,957
Hello.
444
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:40,124
Yeah, actually,
she's right here.
445
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,291
The big guy
wants to talk to you.
446
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,707
Listen here, Stanley or Roger,
or whoever the heck you are.
447
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,457
I really don't appreciate you
448
00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:50,707
opening your big mouth
telling my parents...
449
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,290
Oh, my goodness.
450
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:55,582
It is an honor to talk
to you, Mr. President.
451
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,374
Commander-in-chief.
452
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:58,957
POTUS.
453
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,083
It's an honor to
speak to you, KC.
454
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,457
I wanna thank you
455
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,082
for your service
to your country.
456
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,625
It is appreciated.
457
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,333
Okay, I was wrong. You are fun.
458
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,999
Ooh. Let's do one more.
459
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,875
This time, call Kira, and
pretend to be George Clooney.
460
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,125
Rob, your name's on TV.
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