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Okay, Dad, move to your right.

Ernie, to your left. Faster!

Faster. You gotta move faster.

Mom, you gotta move your butt. Move it.

Move it.

KC, stop barking out orders
like we're on a mission.

This is a dance revolution,
not an actual revolution.

Yeah, and you tell me to
move my butt one more time,

you won't be able to sit on yours.

I'm sorry, okay. I don't know what's worse,

losing Judy, not being
able to be a spy anymore,

or watching Ernie drop it like it's hot.

And by the way, it's not.

Well, I wouldn't really have time to dance

if you hadn't gotten us
kicked out of the Organization.

I know, I know.

Okay, it's all my fault.

Why don't we just blame
the whole thing on KC?

That's what we're doing.

I feel terrible, and I'm
trying everything I can

to get us back in, and I promise,

- I'm never gonna give up.
- That's my girl.

Now do me a favor. Give up!

It's been over a month.

The Organization isn't
returning your calls.

They're not answering emails.

Based on my experience, it sounds
like they just wanna be friends,

but they don't.

Look, honey, Judy's been reassigned,
and we're not spies anymore.

I know it's tough, but it's time
that we moved on with our lives.

Your mother's right.

Our days of excitement and danger are over.

You did it, Jackal.

The Coopers might have put you away,
but they couldn't keep you locked up.

I know.

I only just spent ten
months digging my way out.

No prison can hold the Jackal.

I'm comin' for you, Coopers.

I keep it undercover.

I keep it undercover.

Ernie, what are you wearing?

Now that I'm no longer a spy,
I've decided to be an inventor.

Really? 'Cause it looks like you've decided

never to know the touch of a woman.

You happen to be looking
at a million-dollar idea.

The jack-pack.

One part jacket, one part backpack.

And two parts terrible.

Where exactly are you gonna sell it at?

Bad Ideas R Us?

Hi, KC. How's it going?

Oh, feeling great. I feel amazing.

In fact, I'm not thinking
about the Organization at all.

Ernie's moving on with
his life, why can't I?

Well, in order to move on with your life,

you had to have had one in the first place.

What are you talking about?

For your information, I
was leading a double life.

That's true.

Unfortunately, one was secret,
and the other one was boring.

KC, you were so busy trying
to keep a low profile,

people don't even know
you go to this school.

That is all types of ridiculous.

Hey, what's crackin', Marisa?

What's up, new girl?

Uh, Darien, it's KC.

You've known me since second grade.

KC? I thought you died.

Wait, if that wasn't you,
then whose funeral did I go to?

What are you talking about?

I sit next to you every
day in business class.

Business class? I don't think so.

I've only flown coach.

Anyways, gotta get back to class.

See you at the game, right, Marisa?

Oh, and glad you're not dead, Katie.

It's KC, and you know me!

Okay, you're right.

Um, excuse me?

I said you were right.

Oh, I know, it just happens so
rarely, I wanted to hear it again.

I cannot believe that people
literally do not know who I am.

I might as well be dead.

If I'm not gonna be a spy anymore,

I can at least be someone
that people notice.

Know what?

It's time for a new me.

Finally. Santa got my letters.

Okay, new KC.

Let's go hang out with
bad boys at the mall.

I think Juvie Joey will really like you.

Marisa, I was thinking about getting
involved with something at school,

so people know that I exist.

Something like, uh... like the math team.

Sounds like the new you
is a lot like the old you.

Hey!

How many times do I have to tell
you use yesterday's teabag.

Yesterday's teabag!

I've been using yesterday's
teabag for five yesterdays.

At this point, I'm just drinking
hot water with a hint of string.

Well, I'm sorry, but we need to cut back.

Plus, tea is for fancy people with
jobs who can afford to heat water.

Okay, Craig, look, I
know it's a tough time.

Everything has changed, and it's scary.

Maybe we just need a distraction.

Something that'll keep us
busy but won't cost a cent.

I know. Let's have another baby.

That makes no sense,
and costs a lot of cents.

- Oh, come on. We're good at babies.
- Absolutely not.

Please. Just one itty-bitty
teeny-tiny little baby.

Get away from me, crazy lady.

You know what? You're right.

I am acting crazy.

I think it's because I
just miss Judy so much.

It's okay, honey.

Judy is with a new family now,

and I'm sure they love
her just as much as we do.

Morning, Agent Graham, Agent Penelope.

Soft-boiled eggs again?

Deja pew!

Can't you eat a scrambled
egg up in this joint?

What do you care?

You don't even eat.

You're just a... machine.

Interesting.

You're the person, yet I'm the
one with the personality.

Anywho... when I lived with the
Coopers, we used to talk at breakfast

about our plans for the day.

Yes, you've mentioned that for
the past 37 days in a row.

Actually, Judy, we do have a very
important assignment for you.

Now we're talkin'. What do you got?

We want you to go into your box, and
don't come out until we call you.

But that's the 37th time
that I've had that mission.

Maybe this time, you'll get it right.

FYI, I don't like you guys either.

Well, I tried to join the math team

but then they said I wasn't
part of their equation,

and then laughed hysterically.

That is kind of funny.

Math team, equation.

They are mean.

I also tried out for the glee club,

but they turned me down because apparently,

you have to be able to "carry a tune."

At least they didn't laugh.

Oh, no, they laughed,
in three-part harmony.

I tried to join in, but
then again, they're right.

I can't carry a tune.

I also tried out for the debate team,

and the yearbook committee,
but it's all taken

because it's the middle of the year.

How am I supposed to make
a name for myself now?

Don't worry. I have a
solution to your problems.

Soon, everyone will be
talking about KC Cooper.

Ta-da!

And what exactly does this hand
towel have to do with anything?

It's a dress.

Marisa, I am not wearing that.

I show less skin to my dermatologist.

But there is a dance coming up...

Oh, yes, right, right. The dance. Perfect.

If you want everyone to know who you are,

why don't you just go with
a guy that everyone knows?

Yeah, for sure, yeah.

And maybe if that works out, he could
offer my dad two cows and a donkey

for my hand in marriage.

Marisa, I don't need a guy
to help me stand out, okay?

I wanna be able to stand out on my own.

Well, the way you dance,
you'll definitely stand out.

Okay, I get it. I'm not a great dancer.

But there is still a way for me to be
the center of attention at the dance.

Put the postage stamp away.

What I'm saying is, I am
going to deejay the dance.

But they already have a deejay.

DJ Mike. You must know
who he is. Everybody does.

Oh, okay.

Now I see why you wanna be the deejay.

How's your day going, guv'nors?

That information is classified.

I don't know why the Pilgrims
wanted to get away from y'all.

Ooh, the Real House-boos marathon.

Who's your favorite house-boo... boo?

I've heard enough. Turn it off.

Fine.

I wasn't talking to you.

Please, turn it off.

With pleasure.

By the by, Penners, what,
pray tell, is a house-boo?

I'd rather die not knowing.

Oh, hey, Darien, wait up.

How you doin', Katie?

Uh, actually, it's... Katie's doin' fine.

Thanks for asking.

I actually have to ask you a favor.

I know that you're the
head of the dance committee,

and I really wanna deejay
at tomorrow's dance.

Sorry, wish I could help, but
DJ Mike's already doing it.

See ya later, Katie.

Okay, you don't know me.

And I mean literally,
because my name is KC.

But I don't really take
no for an answer, so...

How about you just let me deejay at the
dance, and let's not make this weird.

Uh, it's already gotten weird.

What are you doing in here?

Uh, blushing.

What's your name?

Great. Another person at the
school who doesn't know me.

Yeah, that's right.
What's up, everybody?

Who's ready to get their
dance on with DJ KC?

D-D-D-D-DJ
KC.

Um, KC, what happened to DJ Mike?

He may or may not have thought
that the dance was cancelled.

Why do I think that D-D-D-DJ KC...
wikka wikka... told him that?

Yeah, well, Marisa, at least now,
people are gonna know who I am.

All right, yeah!

It's DJ KC on the ones and twos.

That's DJ K to the C.

That's KC.

Cooper.

That's K to the C to the C to the O

to the O to the P...

A little deejay tip.

You might wanna let the music play long
enough for people to actually dance.

True dat, true dat.

You know what, I'm gonna just let
this playlist rock for a little bit.

Hey, hey.

That's right. You know.

DJ KC keepin' it real.

Y'all feelin' that?

You feelin' that? You feelin' that?

Yeah, that's a beat dropped
on you by DJ KC. Go!

Yeah, DJ KC's all about those BPM's.

That's beats per minute, according
to Wiki-wiki-Wikipedia.

All right, everybody.

Let's make some noise!

Okay, when I say DJ, y'all say KC.

DJ.

Close. Very close.

One more time.

When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!

You stink.

Not quite.

All right.

When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!

I liked you better when you were dead.

Okay!

Okay.

Now we're gettin' it, right? One more time.

When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!

- Get her outta here.
- DJ KC out!

Should've worn the dress.

Agent Graham, Agent Penelope,
you have to see this.

Judy, what did we tell you?

We don't watch television in this house.

Then why do you have one?

Good point.

Put it in the rubbish, Graham, and why
don't you take you know what with it?

Why don't you take it
down a notch, Snooty Blume?

I just saw breaking news that
the Jackal escaped from prison,

and is heading towards D.C.

And we care why?

The Coopers are the ones that put him away.

I've been programmed not to contact
them, but someone has to warn them.

Why didn't someone warn us that she
won't shut up about the Coopers?

They are no longer your concern.

Graham, reset her.

Don't even try it.

I can take you down with two thumbs.

And I can take you down with one.

I win!

Hey, did you guys notice the
car in front of our house?

There's a couple of guys
just sitting out there.

Yeah, it's probably
some fans of D-D-D-DJ KC!

D-d-d-doubtful.

They look really shady.

They could be enemy agents.

Bro, we're not spies anymore, so it's
time to build a bridge and get over it.

Your sister's right.

You need to stop thinking
everything's suspicious.

You also have to stop looking
out the window with binoculars.

You gonna get arrested.

Look, bro...

I understand, okay.

It took me a while to transition

from being a teenage spy to a regular
high school girl/superstar deejay.

Who are you kidding? You were a disaster.

A disaster.

People loved me. You heard
them screaming my name.

Oh, I didn't know your
name was "Boo, you stink."

Dad!

Would you two please stop arguing?

Ow!

What the...

Look, guys, my deejay
career has just begun.

I'm still waiting to hear
back about that bat mitz...

Yeah, that's right. Still got it.

Oh, no.

- Everybody okay?
- Yeah.

I'm a little groggy, but I'm good.

Ernie?

Ten more minutes, Mom.

I wore my clothes to bed last
night so I could sleep in.

It's pajamas.

It's a backpack.

It's a pajampack.

How long have I been talking?

Fourteen years.

Fourteen long years.

I wish I knew who was behind this.

Anyone got any ideas?

The last thing I remember is passing
out and waking up in this white room.

We're in heaven?!

Yes, Ernie, because being stuck in
a room with you for all eternity

is my idea of heaven.

Hello, Coopers. Follow me.

Agent Johnson is God?!

We're not in heaven.

Then that means we're...

We're not dead.

This better work, Graham.

I'm sick and tired of
hearing about the Coopers.

Don't worry, my love.

This robot reboot should do the trick.

Greetings and salutations. I'm Judy.

How may I assist you?

Capital job, Graham.

Welcome to our home, little robot.

R2-D2 is a robot, honey.

I'm a Judy.

Junior undercover digital youth.

And do yourself a favor.

Don't get all up in my grill again.

Now, have either of you contacted
the Coopers about the Jackal?

Or a decorator about this apartment?

Forgive the dramatics, but I thought
it was time for us to talk.

Oh, so you decided to shoot us with darts.

How about the next time,
you just shoot us an email?

We had a training session
scheduled, so two birds, one stone.

By the way, those darts
are in clinic trial,

so if you experience any bowel
irritation or hair loss, let us know.

Okay, start talking, Agent Johnson.

What's going on?

The Jackal has escaped from prison.

The Jackal.

This is not good.

Not good? It's awful.

Catching the Jackal was one
of the most dangerous missions

we've ever had. We're lucky we survived.

That man is a lunatic.

I heard his request for his final
meal was his prison guard Ted.

I knew he'd escape.

You should've put him in something
that was impossible to get out of,

like a group text.

So is that why you brought
us in, to keep us safe?

If by safe, you mean use
you as bait, then yes.

The Jackal wants to get to your family.

The plan is, use all of you
to lure him into the open,

and that's where we'll recapture him.

Are you crazy?

That's a suicide mission.

We realize that, so in return,

we're willing to let the family
back in to the Organization.

You know, assuming you survive.

- We'll do it.
- Absolutely not.

I will not allow my family
to be a part of this.

So you're gonna do it alone?

Craig, you are my hero.

That's my dad.

Craig, I have called you a mediocre
spy many times behind your back,

and a few times to your face.

But this is a new you. Color me impressed.

- Hold up. This is not right.
- Thank you, Ernie.

It's not right unless we get Judy back.

Excuse me?

You know what? He's right.

If my dad is going to single-handedly

risk his life against
this bloodthirsty maniac,

- we want Judy.
- You got her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's been reassigned.

This sounds like it
could be a deal breaker.

And even if it's not, are we sure we
wanna be back in the Organization?

I thought we were all
moving on with our lives.

KC, what about your
burgeoning deejay career?

What deejay career?

I was awful.

Not even my Ypod would
let me pick the songs.

Okay, well, Kira.

What about you?

It's not too late to have another baby.

Oh, please.

That was the dumbest
idea anyone has ever had.

Aside from the jackpack.

That's not true. It could still take off.

It's a jacket, it's a backpack.

It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Choked me out three times today.

It sounds safer than going
up against the Jackal.

What if I say no?

Then you're not back in.

And the Jackal won't stop
till he gets to your family.

We're talking about a guy who
sporked his way out of prison.

Dad, face it. Without the Organization's
protection, we are sporked.

Fine. I'll do it.

Yes! Yes, the team is
finally back together again.

You know what? Judy is gonna
be so excited to see us.

This should do it.

I've wiped her memory board clean.

There should be no
trace of her former self.

Hello. My name is 30287459-YLT.

How may I be of service to you?

Splendid.

But from now on, your new name is Sally.

My new name is Sally.

How may I be of service to you?

Aren't you wondering how the Coopers are?

The Coopers?

I'm not sure who the Coopers are.

Oh. According to the
Organization data files,

the Coopers are a
disgraced former spy family

that are no longer of any interest to us.

All right, I just got details from the
Organization about the Jackal mission.

They leaked intel that
your dad is taking Judy

to the carnival in
Alexandria on Thursday night.

That's when the Jackal's
gonna make his move.

Oh, I didn't know the carnival was in town.

Do not eat before
getting on the tilt-a-whirl.

Bro, will you pay attention?

This is the most important
mission we've ever had.

Correction. The most important
mission your dad's ever had.

Look, Mom, I have got to
back up Dad on this mission.

The man has barely moved in months,

unless you count lifting
potato chips to his face.

He is not in the best shape.

Whoo hoo!

I just ran six miles in 40 minutes.

All right, so he's in okay shape.

Excuse me.

I trained so hard, I
deserve a round of applause.

Man, what was in those potato chips?

Dad, I am begging you.

You have to let me do
this mission with you.

Why does this sound familiar?

Oh, yeah, because you said it 200 times!

Judy is coming back, and
she's gonna be working with me.

The Jackal is out for blood.

That's why I chose Judy.
She doesn't have any.

Judy's back!

Hello, Coopers.

I'm Agent Sally.

I'll be waiting quietly in sleep
mode until we have a mission.

Hey, Agent Sally, you
being quiet... girl, okay.

It's good to have you home, Judy.

Thank you. Just one question.

Who's Judy?

Who's Judy?

Girl, you are on fire today.

No, I'm running at my
recommended temperature.

Plus, in case of an emergency, I
have a built-in fire extinguisher.

I don't think she's joking.

Looks like she's been reprogrammed.

I think her memory's been erased.

Great. So not only do I not
have my little sister back,

but now we can't depend on her.

Dad, whether you like it or not,
I'm gonna have to take her place.

Or Ernie could just fix her.

Okay, fine. Fine.

But just to be safe,
I'm gonna start training.

Yeah, uh, it's a little
harder than it looks.

Good on you, Dad.

I think the only reason why the
Jackal even escaped out of prison

is to come after my family, right?

But he's a bad, bad guy.

My dad won't even let me
be a part of the mission.

Can I ask a question?

Whatever happened to spies keeping secrets?

Is that not a thing anymore?

Okay, point taken.

But I'm still really,
really worried about this.

You just need to stop thinking about it.

You need a distraction.

KC, hi.

I was just telling
everyone in my department

that you have one of the
best math brains in school.

Well, I can't argue with that.

Given that, I assume your
social calendar is rather free.

Well, I can't argue with that.

So I was hoping you could tutor
one of my struggling students.

Oh, yeah, of course. I'd be happy to help.

Plus I could really use the distraction.

Hey, Mrs. G., I was
looking at my schedule...

Darien, I was kind of
already talking to Mrs. G.

Of course, just send them right
over, and I will tutor away.

Yeah, see, I was...

Again, Darien, please.

Okay, the world does
not revolve around you.

Just have them get in contact with me,

- and I'd be happy to help.
- Thank you.

Darien, contact KC.

Oh. Look at that.

You're the student that needs help.

Who didn't see that coming?

So when can we meet up?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Let me check my schedule.

I am available for you...

around never.

Is it because I'm so good-looking, you
don't trust yourself alone with me?

Oh, so you have a bad
grasp on math and reality.

Come on, I really need
your help to pass math.

Oh, kinda like you helped me when
I was trying to deejay at the dance?

Maybe I should help you.

You could sit there and study, right,

and I'll stand behind you and
yell really supportive things like,

"You stink. You can't add.

You got 99 problems and
you can't solve one."

So, uh... right after school today?

Give me one good reason
why I should help you.

It would be a distraction.

I'll see you at 3:00.

I'ma jack you up, Jackal.

Craig. Craig, you've been
at it for three hours.

You need to take a rest.

No. If Ernie can't fix Judy, I'm
gonna have to go in all by myself.

At least take a water break.

No! I didn't earn that water.

The Jackal isn't taking
a break, and neither am I.

You wanna help? Put in your mouth guard
and let me kick you in the face.

Sit your butt down right now!

Okay, honey, it's me. Now what's going on?

Nothing.

- Craig!
- Fine.

I'm afraid.

That we won't get back in the Organization?

No, that I won't make it
back from this mission.

The Jackal is a dangerous dude.

I need to be there for my family, and
I can't be there if I'm not here.

Craig, I believe in you,
and you're gonna be fine.

You always are, baby.

Thank you, baby. I needed to hear that.

Okay. Water break over. I need to move.

Ow!

Can't move, can't move.

Ooh, my back.

Okay, so obviously, when
using matrix M, it's inverse,

so matrix M to the negative one

exists if and only if the
determinant of M does not equal zero.

This is pre-calculus?

What happens when I get to actual calculus?

Slow down.

Okay, fine. Sorry.

I forgot I had to go at jock speed.

Obviously, when using matrix
M, and no, I'm not talking about

the movie with Keanu Reeves...

What are you doing?

I'm tutoring you.

Really? Because it feels like
you're just cracking on me.

Are you saying I need a tutor
to tutor me at tutoring you?

KC, I really need to pass this test,
or I can't play in the big game.

I'm sure the school is not
gonna bench their star player

because of one bad grade.

No, they won't, but my dad will.

And I promised him I wouldn't let
football interfere with my grades,

and I don't wanna disappoint my dad.

Wow. Okay.

All right, well, I'll take
this seriously if you do.

- Let's work, and let's get you that "A."
- I'd be good with a "C."

Yeah, good, 'cause I'm no miracle worker.

How's it going with Judy?

Great. All I need now is some
copper wire, a soldering iron,

- and a baseball bat.
- What do you need a bat for?

To beat the heck out of
whoever messed her up.

Keep working on it, Ernie.
I need Judy for the mission.

With all due respect, Dad, Judy's
the least of your problems.

Is there something different in here,
like new pillows or fresh flowers?

Oh, it's Dad, hanging upside down in
his "Ow, my back went out" machine.

Just relax. I'm fine.

Fine? Really?

You are in no position
to take on the Jackal.

You're not even in a position
to drink a glass of water.

I am doing this mission with Judy.

Uh-uh. That is not gonna happen.

My back is better already.
Come on, flip me around.

Ow! Not better. Worse, worse.

Oh, no, I stand corrected.

You definitely have this all under control.

You know what? I'm gonna go take a walk.

I need to clear my head.

Hey, Agent Johnson. It's KC.

We need a new plan. I'm comin' in.

Please, please, please.

Ernie, is that you?

Yes, it's me.

You remember me?

More important, you remember you?

Yes, of course. I'm Judy, and
you're my big brother Ernie.

Wow. I thought for a minute that
I'd never reprogram you right.

I'm sorry. Reprogram me?

What does that even mean?

It means you were malfunctioning,
and I needed to reprogram you.

Still not following.

You're a robot.

I'm a robot?!

What have you done to me?

Help! Somebody help!

I'm a monster!

Calm down.

There's no reason to lose our head.

Ernie, is everything all right up there?

All good. You know how
sensitive electronics can be.

Ouch! Right in the power strip.

KC, I hate to sing my own
praises, but you look fab-oo!

Wow!

And everyone always told
me I look like my mother.

Hey, you think maybe you can transform me

into Beyonc� one day,
just for the heck of it?

Honey, I am good, but I'm not that good.

Agent Nelson, I need your help.

I've come up with a plan
to save the Jackal mission.

I can't do it, but I'm thinking maybe
you can make another agent look...

exactly like this guy.

Who looks exactly like me.

Hey, great minds think alike, hey, Cooper?

You're not fooling anyone, KC.

KC? Why would you think I'm KC?

Okay, I'm KC.

You can't do this.

No, Dad, you can't.

I can, and I have to.

Ooh, the plot thickens.

It's my fault we got kicked
out of the Organization.

I have to make it right.

Besides, what other option do we have?

Another agent puts on the
makeup and risks their life.

- Not my daughter.
- That might catch the Jackal,

but it won't get us
back in the Organization.

You heard Agent Johnson.
It has to be one of us there

tonight at the carnival.

From the mouths of babes.

Right, Craig?

Oh. I'm gonna have to
redo this whole thing now.

Fine. You can do the mission,

but I won't be very far
away. If anything goes wrong...

Nothing is gonna go wrong.

Good.

And nothing is gonna distract me.

Except Darien.

Ugh, that boy really is a distraction.

Two dates on prom night.

Lucky you.

Uh, I need a minute.

And I need some boom-boom tea.

Don't ask.

Yes, Darien.

- Hey, jerk.
- Jerk?

Oh, you must've dialed the wrong number,

because I know you're not talking to me.

You're supposed to be here tutoring me.

Why are you blowing me off?

I'm not blowing you off.

Okay, I am blowing you off.

But I didn't have a choice.

KC, without your help, I'm
gonna fail this test tomorrow.

- You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.

Because you let me down, I'm
not able to play in the game.

So I'm letting down the whole team.

They were counting on me.

Don't talk to me about
people counting on you.

People count on me all the time, and
not for some stupid stuff like a game.

People count on me

for things that actually matter like...

Like what?

Like you know what? Never mind.

KC, I know you think I'm just a dumb
jock, but I'm smart enough to know that

when you say you're gonna show
up for someone, you show up.

Trouble in paradise?

Just put my face back on.

I'm in.

Okay, KC, stay
calm. The place is crawling

with undercover agents who
are there to protect you.

Yep, I spotted 'em.

The only thing I haven't spotted so far
is the Jackal, unless you wanna count

that thing that balloon guy just made.

Although that could've
been an oddly shaped poodle.

Are we sure the Jackal's
actually gonna show up?

Yes.

According to intel, he will
definitely be there tonight

seeking his revenge, so stay on high alert.

Copy that.

I'm gonna need a better vantage point

if I wanna find the
Jackal before he finds me.

Or should I say you?

And I think I just found it.

Why does she get to go on the Ferris wheel,

and I'm stuck fixing a broken robot?

Nobody better make a "you gotta
be this tall to ride" joke.

There he is!

Freeze, Jackal!

Oh, KC, watch out!

I'm comin' for you, Craig Cooper!

And there's nowhere to hide!

I knew this was a bad idea.

KC's vulnerable; she needs back-up.

You're right. I'm going in.

No, Kira, I will not
put you in danger, too.

You're hurt. You can't do it.

Who else is gonna save her? Ernie?

I'm right here.

It's bad enough when Dad
does it, but you, too, Mom?

I'm sorry, honey. It's just
that I'm under a lot of pressure.

Craig, it should be me.

You're right. I don't
know what I was thinking.

Come on, give me a hug for luck.

Craig!

Sorry, honey. Gotta do what I gotta do.

Ow. Ow!

Ow, ow!

Well, don't just sit there, boy.

Get me out of these cuffs.

There's no way out of this, Craig.

And you're no match for me.

The years have really
taken their toll on you.

That's right. I'm not as
young as I used to be, Jackal.

I'm younger.

Well, well, well.

KC Cooper.

I guess your father wasn't
brave enough to show up.

No, he's brave enough.

He's just having some
lumbar issues on his L5 S1.

But that's none of your business.

KC, hold on!

Look at that, Jackal.

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot.

Speaking of which...

If I go down, you go with me.

Come on, Ernie, KC needs me.

At least try to get these cuffs off me.

- Come on, Judy, be Judy.
- Ernie, will you give it up?

You tried everything to fix her.

Nothing is working.

Ow! My hand!

Forget your hand. What
about your breath, bro?

Judy! I did it! You're you again.

Who do you think you are,
smackin' me upside the head?

You're lucky I don't smack
you right out this van.

Uh-oh. You're you again.

Dad! Help!

I can't get a shot, baby.

Yes!!

Yes.

It's okay. I got you.

Ooh. That cotton candy
did not break his fall.

Judy, I am so glad to see you.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

Whoo hoo hoo!

Ow.

Hey, uh, is that seat taken?

Yes.

Oh, thank you so much.

- What do you want?
- I want what you want.

Okay? I want what the entire school wants.

I want you to play in the game.

Okay, I may stink at math, but
I know me minus a flaky tutor,

plus a failing grade equals zero football.

Okay, okay, I deserve that.

Unless I don't, because you didn't fail.

What are you talking about?

I just talked to Mrs. Gutierrez.

It turns out you got a "B" on your test.

You passed all on your own.

I did? Really?

I got a "B"?

I guess you did teach me
something in that first session.

You know, either that or
I'm actually one of those

late-in-life
math geniuses.

Yeah, that's not a thing.

But if that is your way of
thanking me, then you are welcome.

And if that's your way of saying
you're sorry, then I accept.

I am sorry.

And I am thanking you.

Yo, guys. I got a "B."

Thank you, KC.

KC, KC, KC, KC!

Would you look at that?

People at this school
really do know who I am.

Guys, guys. Guess what.

I just got word we have been officially
reinstated back into the Organization.

The Coopers are back, baby!

It's good to be a spy again.

Well, technically, I never got
kicked out, but yay for you humans.

Look at that.

We just got our first mission.

We're going to Costa Rica.

Right now?

But it's an all-new
Cupcake Battle I wanna watch.

It's sprinkles versus swirls.

And I'm tired.

Plus Costa Rica is humid.

I just got my hair done.

Fine. I'll just do the mission by myself.

- Sounds good.
- Works for me.

- Bring me souvenirs.
- See ya.

Okay. All right.

Well, here I do.

On my own.

Get your rear ends off
the couch, and let's go!

The Coopers are back, baby.

The Coopers are back.

Rob, your name's on TV.