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THE MERMAN
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Colleague Swezick asks our permission
for his genetic experiment.
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In order to support his...
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devolution theory.
All life started in the ocean.
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That's were Homo sapiens started.
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Even though the Bible wants us to
believe it's God's creation.
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Fortunately, Darwin's theory of
evolution put an end to this nonsense.
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Come out, young man.
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However, my research focuses on
the opposite process.
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Show us, young man.
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Funny, no?
A joke by mother nature.
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And tangible proof of what I call
devolution.
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I will take a human ovum
500 million years back in evolution.
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Get the little fish.
Tasty.
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Come on, get it.
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Get it.
You can come with me.
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The stretcher.
-Hurry, let's go.
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Careful of the alarm.
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Shouldn't we check if it's really
a female first?
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You can tell by the moustache.
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Very funny.
-Sorry.
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Take it easy, girl.
You'll be fine.
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I don't know about that.
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The origin of life, gentlemen.
Back to the primordial soup.
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Towards the Nobel prize.
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Charlatan!
-Clown!
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I conclude the council unanimously
rejects your genetic manipulations.
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What?
-We won't approve your experiment.
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Otherwise, this university will
revoke your privileges.
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Permission!
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Fools!
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Amateurs!
-Oh, professor!
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Silence!
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Did you get permission?
-Our experiment can start.
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Look, exactly what we need.
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A full moon for correct
gravitation.
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So this will be our surrogate
mother.
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She connects the elements of land
and water.
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A beautiful specimen.
I hope she volunteered?
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Ready for implantation.
-Do you have the ovum?
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Beautiful.
Your own product?
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And now our other donor.
Hurry, up.
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One moment, Professor.
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I'm almost done.
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Very good.
Fresh as can be.
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Careful, professor.
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Pay attention.
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Step by step...
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we'll take the genetic code of these
two human elements...
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500 million years back in time.
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Back to the time of the
amino acids...
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the heavy metals and the fish-like
creatures.
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Now we'll add ten granules of this
ancient catalyst...
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to our experiment.
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There's a whole army of professors
coming.
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Stay calm, please!
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The egg-cell!
Save the experiment!
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Inject it, quickly!
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Let us in, right away!
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Good evening, Professor.
-What's happening here, colleague?
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Professor!
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What were we doing again?
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Here's the sample for the DNA test,
Professor.
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Fresh as can be.
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9 months later
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What's that sound?
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I can't hear a thing.
You're imagining it.
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Imagining it...
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Simon!
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Simon!
-What?
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Look what I found.
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The poor fellow was in our net.
-Poor fellow?
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He stinks of rotting fish.
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A baby from the sea.
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It's a boy.
-Must be a merman.
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Look at his tail.
Give him to me.
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We'll keep him.
-Throw the mongrel back.
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Throw him back.
He's too small anyway.
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What are we going to do with
that guppy?
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You don't throw back fish you've
caught either.
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The cat loves him.
-Of course she does.
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He smells of rotten fish.
-You're just jealous.
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For the baby, Minky.
Let's get him out of his little bath.
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Simon...
The baby's gone.
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The baby's gone!
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How is that possible?
He was in the bath.
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Little scoundrel.
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What shall we call him?
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My son, I'm baptising you...
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Anthony Mary Pelicano.
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Anthony... Mary!
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We should have called him Stinky.
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Doctor, you're next patient's little
Stinky, I mean Tony Pelicano.
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Just what I needed.
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Have a seat.
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Hello, Doctor.
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Good news, men.
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Little Tony's pungent fish smell...
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it won't hurt.
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And the bad news?
-There's nothing we can do about it.
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He'll have to learn to live with it.
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That's that then.
How much do we owe you?
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A 100 guilders will do.
I'm no loan shark.
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10 years later
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You're always whining.
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Nature!
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Look at all the nature, Timo!
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So romantic.
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Our bed's made up.
Just for the two of us.
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In that prickly grass, I bet.
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All you can think of is profit.
Profit, profit, profit.
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And you? Well?
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We were finally going to do it
again today.
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What do you want with that slum
anyway?
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One strong wind and this mess will
be all gone.
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I built this mess myself,
50 years ago.
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It's still standing.
And we've had a few storms in 50 years.
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Look at this.
Super apartments.
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All mod cons for modern man.
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Built-in kitchen, built-in equipment,
microwave, it's all there.
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Why don't you come out from under
there?
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Me?
-Yes, you.
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Hello.
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No need to be afraid, dear.
I don't bite.
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I just want a light.
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In the car.
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One moment, it has to warm up.
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Of course it has to, dear.
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And every toilet has a heated
seat.
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And you know what we'll do?
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I'll pay you 10,000 for these
ruins.
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Alright, make it 20,000.
Just for you.
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150,000, that's my last offer!
-I'll warm my toilet seat myself.
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Come here!
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What the hell's that?
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Timo, finally!
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I had to put it in and when it
came out...
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That's how we deal with these things.
-That's what you deserved.
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Never harass a lady again.
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Stinkbug.
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Did you succeed, darling?
-Just get in, woman!
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I wanted to give her a light
and what did I get?
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A smack in the face and they
called me a stinkbug.
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Don't worry, son.
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Nobody can stand me, except you.
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We were raised on fish.
We don't know any better.
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Minky even loves the smell.
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Minky's a cat!
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People can't stand to be around me.
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Especially girls.
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Tony, have a bit of fish.
-No.
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It's good for you.
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Careful of the bones.
Have a sip.
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Pedro!
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Bye, Pedro.
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Simon, a burial at sea...
is that allowed?
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I told the city council man that he
wanted to be buried in the family grave.
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Well, his father's ship went down
somewhere around here.
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One, two three...
In God's name.
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When it'll be my time,
I want it the same way.
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Understood?
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No, Simon!
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The deceased had no close relatives.
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Which means the city inherits
everything.
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But Pedro was my father.
-That's new to us.
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According to our data, you don't exist.
You're a so-called illegal.
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Illegal, but...
-You'll have to vacate the premises.
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You should be happy to get off this
easily.
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Don't be sad.
I might have a nice apartment for you.
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In the city. Here.
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This is the deed of sale.
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Congratulations on your new
property.
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This is for you.
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Excellent.
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What do you want?
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I'm looking for a place.
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You're lucky, pal.
Our last apartment.
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Pay in advance.
-Of course.
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Wilma!
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Sign here.
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It's number 77,
on the fifth floor.
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Take the stairs or the elevator.
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If it works, that is.
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Any mail for me?
-Let me see.
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Only a return to sender.
This fellow's moving in next to you.
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If you'll show him around,
I can finish my work.
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I'm very busy.
-Come with me.
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Welcome to our building, pal!
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This is it.
Living room, kitchen...
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bathroom, and balcony.
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For some fresh air.
Which you need.
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Look at him.
-Go help him, Gregor.
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No way, he stinks.
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Gregor!
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Yes, mum!
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Hello, beautiful.
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Thanks.
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Nice stuff, must be worth a lot.
Make sure it doesn't get stolen.
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Albert, did anybody ask about me?
-Nobody ever does.
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Wait a moment.
Fifi and I are coming too.
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Albert's such a dear.
-Do you think so?
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Which floor do you want?
-Any floor, pick one.
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What's your name?
-Tony.
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Tony Pelicano.
-Tony...
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What a beautiful name.
-They also call me Stinky.
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Stinky? That's also a very
sweet name.
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They call me Stinky because
I stink.
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There's something wrong with
everybody.
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What do you think, Fifi?
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You just chop off the head and
you cut open the belly.
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Try it, it's easy.
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Go on, then.
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Sissy.
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I have other work too.
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First we'll fix the fin.
Minky, go away!
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It won't hurt.
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That's better, isn't it, girl?
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In a month, you'll be back
in the sea.
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Think about it!
-Got it.
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Happy with the new place, pal?
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What's wrong with the water?
It's the third time this week.
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It's the heat. The entire city's
letting their taps run.
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Upstairs, you lose all your
pressure.
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I'm pretty fed up!
-Is it happening again?
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The elevator's out of order again.
-Give that to me.
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Thanks,
-Unbelievable.
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Disabling the elevator for a few days...
turning off the water...
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makes a nice profit after a year.
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You're exactly right.
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We have to watch our pennies.
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Bye, Mr Babel.
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Thanks.
Why don't you come in?
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Coffee?
-Yes, please.
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Come in.
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You must have a good job.
-I'm a student.
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Does that pay this well these days?
-What?
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What do you do?
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I've got a job in the city.
I just moved here.
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With the way I smell,
that's already pretty good.
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What's wrong with you?
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The doctors don't know. They say I've
got to learn to live with it.
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Terrible.
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I mean, someone should be able
to help you.
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I've given up hope.
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It was nice talking to you.
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Tony.
-Julie.
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See you.
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Hello, Natasja speaking.
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Here are some examples of atavistic
phenomenons.
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Characteristics from earlier stages
of evolution...
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can spontaneously make
a comeback.
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This can also happen with the production
of certain scents.
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Twenty years ago, Professor Swezick
tried to...
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go back up the path of Darwin's
evolution.
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He was trying to prove his...
-devolution theory!
256
00:30:12,325 --> 00:30:16,743
I have made a...
-contribution, exactly, and now!
257
00:30:18,175 --> 00:30:21,103
The principle was very simple.
258
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,351
Take a sperm cell of a healthy
young lad and...
259
00:30:25,451 --> 00:30:30,099
a very fresh egg-cell of a healthy
young gal.
260
00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:36,416
We then inserted this specimen
into an appropriate surrogate mother...
261
00:30:36,516 --> 00:30:38,427
from the evolutionary chain.
262
00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:45,370
But then everything exploded and my
brilliant experiment...
263
00:30:46,868 --> 00:30:50,722
remained incomplete.
See you next week.
264
00:30:51,107 --> 00:30:54,490
Where's everybody going?
265
00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:57,762
I'll take you home.
266
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,332
Minky, what...
267
00:31:16,779 --> 00:31:18,940
Everything's been stolen.
268
00:31:21,685 --> 00:31:24,189
The bastards!
269
00:31:47,444 --> 00:31:52,487
For your new moped, son.
-Great, dad, thanks.
270
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:56,984
All my things have been stolen!
271
00:31:57,084 --> 00:32:00,098
Better call your insurance then.
272
00:32:00,591 --> 00:32:04,138
Do you know how many bikes are stolen
here every year?
273
00:32:04,238 --> 00:32:07,923
One million.
-And the police don't return any.
274
00:32:08,023 --> 00:32:10,129
VCRs.
-Car radios.
275
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:14,713
Silverware.
-Silverware! Sixth floor.
276
00:33:59,309 --> 00:34:01,929
You'll get all the beautiful girls
with that one.
277
00:34:02,029 --> 00:34:06,100
It's got an electric starter engine
and ten gears.
278
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,957
And I earned it myself.
279
00:34:08,057 --> 00:34:11,276
With what?
Your job doesn't pay that well.
280
00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:15,832
The boy does odd jobs for his dad.
281
00:34:15,932 --> 00:34:18,678
And where does his father get
the money?
282
00:34:20,522 --> 00:34:22,770
It's also got a double anti-theft
system, dad.
283
00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:25,833
You'll need it because theft is rife
these days.
284
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:29,991
Just make sure you get to your stinking
plant in time.
285
00:34:30,408 --> 00:34:33,512
Come with me, dad, there's
enough work here today.
286
00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:40,064
Need a ride?
287
00:34:40,553 --> 00:34:42,689
Why not?
288
00:34:42,987 --> 00:34:45,827
As long as you keep your hands
to yourself.
289
00:35:06,025 --> 00:35:07,507
Hi, Suzy.
290
00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:12,438
They're waiting already.
-You bet.
291
00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:18,797
What did I say?
-Was he there again?
292
00:35:18,897 --> 00:35:21,978
My famous lover? Absolutely.
293
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,622
Last night, out of nowhere.
294
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,972
I bet.
-Yes.
295
00:35:27,436 --> 00:35:31,379
I felt how his strong arms
grabbed me.
296
00:35:31,479 --> 00:35:34,798
His slender hips pressed against
mine.
297
00:35:34,898 --> 00:35:38,830
His hot lips found their way down
my neck...
298
00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:43,864
Further and further...
-Towards your warm little hole?
299
00:35:44,304 --> 00:35:46,766
Yuck, get lost!
300
00:35:47,701 --> 00:35:50,259
Just kidding, baby!
301
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,741
You'll never get her.
-Wanna bet?
302
00:35:59,979 --> 00:36:02,580
Hey, Stinky!
303
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:12,418
Holding hands in the disco and
the cinema sucks.
304
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:17,594
I just want MSG.
Meet, screw, go.
305
00:36:19,834 --> 00:36:21,442
What do you say, Tony?
306
00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,868
Do that again.
307
00:36:25,272 --> 00:36:29,769
I don't dare to, Stinky.
308
00:36:30,143 --> 00:36:32,125
But I'll do this!
309
00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:35,110
Fish on the house!
310
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,840
Want onions with that?
311
00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:51,093
Not so fast, cowboy.
312
00:37:24,229 --> 00:37:26,990
Hey, asshole!
-Sorry!
313
00:37:37,218 --> 00:37:38,435
Keep your hands off!
314
00:37:57,482 --> 00:38:00,591
Out, you!
Move!
315
00:38:01,684 --> 00:38:04,572
Why?
-You're not wearing a tie.
316
00:38:24,772 --> 00:38:29,005
Think you're funny?
Didn't I warn you?
317
00:38:38,008 --> 00:38:39,973
Pickled herring!
318
00:38:43,924 --> 00:38:46,267
Let go off me!
319
00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:50,834
Get lost!
This was the last time!
320
00:38:51,258 --> 00:38:54,228
Move!
Rollmop.
321
00:39:00,191 --> 00:39:03,443
Wilma, about my neighbour...
-Yes?
322
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:09,347
You know what I want to say.
-Well, he pays his rent in time.
323
00:39:09,828 --> 00:39:13,701
Not everybody can say that.
-But you could have warned us.
324
00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:17,336
Why didn't we think of that?
325
00:39:23,745 --> 00:39:26,930
Hey, Tony!
326
00:39:30,427 --> 00:39:34,699
What would you like?
-The best aftershave you have.
327
00:39:34,799 --> 00:39:36,972
No special preference?
328
00:39:37,368 --> 00:39:39,912
I'll show you something.
-Ok.
329
00:39:41,052 --> 00:39:42,748
This is our range.
330
00:39:42,817 --> 00:39:45,258
Plenty of choice.
-Alright.
331
00:39:46,056 --> 00:39:48,484
Which one?
-All of them.
332
00:39:49,615 --> 00:39:51,825
Anything else?
333
00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:56,321
I was wondering if you also sold...
334
00:40:00,057 --> 00:40:03,491
A square package with...
335
00:40:03,921 --> 00:40:05,825
Those things that...
336
00:40:07,464 --> 00:40:09,902
that you can...
337
00:40:10,273 --> 00:40:13,770
Condoms?
-Yes.
338
00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:16,931
Is that all?
-Yes, that's it.
339
00:40:17,031 --> 00:40:19,449
That's 386 guilders.
340
00:40:25,503 --> 00:40:27,327
Good luck with it.
341
00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:30,453
Mermaid looking for merman.
342
00:40:34,731 --> 00:40:37,963
Hello, Tony speaking.
Is this the mermaid?
343
00:40:38,063 --> 00:40:41,094
Maybe, if you're a merman.
344
00:40:41,746 --> 00:40:43,977
I think so.
345
00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,182
You made a reservation, right, sir?
346
00:40:48,282 --> 00:40:50,011
Under which name?
-Merman.
347
00:40:54,232 --> 00:41:00,044
Yes, a double room Mr Mereman.
-Merman.
348
00:41:00,144 --> 00:41:03,330
And a double bed, a bottle of
champagne and two glasses.
349
00:41:03,726 --> 00:41:06,782
As you wish, Mr Mereman.
350
00:41:07,157 --> 00:41:10,455
Thank you.
Merman.
351
00:41:28,065 --> 00:41:30,924
Go inside. I'll be there soon.
352
00:41:44,286 --> 00:41:49,118
Oh la la,
it looks like a perfume factory.
353
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,412
A freak.
354
00:42:12,134 --> 00:42:14,214
Close that door!
355
00:42:14,672 --> 00:42:17,568
No, I can't stand it inside.
356
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:20,992
I'll go to bed with you, but does it
have to be in this perfume smell?
357
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:24,644
Where's that other smell
coming from?
358
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:28,183
As if there's something rotting.
359
00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:30,971
Nothing's rotting here.
360
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:33,425
But I can smell it.
Absolutely.
361
00:42:33,773 --> 00:42:37,253
Rotten fish or something.
362
00:42:37,602 --> 00:42:40,354
It's not rotten fish, it's me.
363
00:42:40,454 --> 00:42:44,630
Tony Pelicano.
Tony stinks.
364
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,299
Here, smell!
365
00:42:49,216 --> 00:42:52,288
Sorry, you'd better go.
366
00:43:02,745 --> 00:43:06,529
He lives here.
If anyone can help you, he can.
367
00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:11,911
Doctors, professors, I've tried
everything. It can't be cured.
368
00:43:12,011 --> 00:43:14,195
Just try it.
369
00:43:16,543 --> 00:43:18,662
What have you go to lose?
370
00:43:26,169 --> 00:43:29,747
Good luck, old pelican.
371
00:43:39,198 --> 00:43:41,690
Not so fast, Professor.
I'm here because...
372
00:43:41,790 --> 00:43:46,750
I can smell it already.
-No one has been able to help me.
373
00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:50,870
The medication is fine.
The patients are the problem.
374
00:43:52,055 --> 00:43:56,510
First a little test.
Put your hand there.
375
00:44:04,995 --> 00:44:06,747
A precise job.
376
00:44:12,487 --> 00:44:17,215
A skin sample...
377
00:44:18,288 --> 00:44:23,590
Watching these skin cells...
you'd almost think...
378
00:44:23,690 --> 00:44:26,237
that you're a fish.
379
00:44:26,337 --> 00:44:28,285
This will cure you.
380
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:33,973
Ten granules in a bath, put your head
under and your problem will be solved.
381
00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:38,207
And if you get any side effects,
just take a cold shower.
382
00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,939
Let's do a little test to be sure.
383
00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:42,167
Stick out your tongue.
384
00:44:43,617 --> 00:44:48,001
The blood test.
Patented by me.
385
00:44:50,961 --> 00:44:54,348
Blood test?
Mediaeval brute!
386
00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:56,498
Quack!
387
00:44:56,598 --> 00:44:58,881
That guy's crazy!
388
00:45:00,253 --> 00:45:05,469
Cultivated...
389
00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:07,097
Young man!
390
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,833
Come back, young man!
391
00:45:11,234 --> 00:45:13,683
Give me back those granules!
392
00:45:19,435 --> 00:45:25,462
During a full moon, an overdose
is lethal!
393
00:46:03,981 --> 00:46:05,751
Yes, it works.
394
00:46:14,611 --> 00:46:16,771
It really works.
395
00:46:24,176 --> 00:46:27,137
Side effects...
396
00:46:27,521 --> 00:46:30,408
Fantastic!
397
00:46:30,731 --> 00:46:35,013
Time to turn the tables.
398
00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:57,888
Hello, still at work?
-Yes, the place has to look good.
399
00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:02,302
I hate when they write on the walls.
-They're scum!
400
00:47:03,836 --> 00:47:06,268
Now we're in the dark together.
401
00:47:06,686 --> 00:47:08,934
Just a short-circuit.
Don't panic.
402
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:11,548
What are you doing now,
Mr Albert?
403
00:47:11,648 --> 00:47:13,424
Keep your hands off me!
404
00:47:13,524 --> 00:47:15,152
I'm not doing anything.
-Oh no?
405
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:18,470
Keep your hands off me,
pervert!
406
00:47:18,814 --> 00:47:21,726
I didn't even touch you!
407
00:47:53,042 --> 00:47:55,798
Hey, asshole.
408
00:48:03,098 --> 00:48:06,371
Hey, what's that?
-I'll straighten it for you.
409
00:48:06,725 --> 00:48:09,293
What?
-It should be like this.
410
00:48:21,501 --> 00:48:23,269
Excuse me.
411
00:48:25,016 --> 00:48:27,409
Here comes.
-Who did that?
412
00:48:42,171 --> 00:48:46,547
Tell me with which guy you...
413
00:48:47,597 --> 00:48:49,324
You won't believe me anyway.
414
00:48:49,685 --> 00:48:52,117
Do I know him?
-Who doesn't?
415
00:48:54,497 --> 00:48:57,953
Can you keep a huge secret?
416
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,071
He lives in America.
In Memphis.
417
00:49:03,171 --> 00:49:06,335
He's divine!
418
00:49:08,507 --> 00:49:10,762
Elvis Presley.
419
00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:14,773
No, that's impossible.
420
00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:18,475
You're crazy.
421
00:49:22,954 --> 00:49:26,546
Completely crazy.
-Want to dance, lady?
422
00:49:31,354 --> 00:49:33,910
Sorry, Titia.
423
00:49:43,686 --> 00:49:45,302
Hello, beautiful.
424
00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:48,504
All alone?
-Yes, and I love it, Gregor.
425
00:49:48,505 --> 00:49:52,617
No, not Gregor.
Here, they call me Ivan.
426
00:49:52,717 --> 00:49:54,814
Ivan the Terrible.
427
00:49:57,427 --> 00:49:59,106
Bullshit artist.
428
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,009
I guess you want to know why
they call me that.
429
00:50:09,346 --> 00:50:11,291
I'll tell you.
430
00:50:14,559 --> 00:50:18,022
It's because I spoil women
the Russian way.
431
00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:20,129
First you and me drive...
432
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:38,957
Loser.
-Stuck-up bitch.
433
00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:41,060
There are more where you came from!
434
00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:46,134
Meet, screw and go.
435
00:50:47,092 --> 00:50:49,386
Great formula.
436
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:58,150
"And if you get any side effects,
just take a cold shower."
437
00:51:00,999 --> 00:51:04,752
It's all true.
438
00:51:08,656 --> 00:51:10,287
What's that?
439
00:51:25,570 --> 00:51:29,000
Great, you look like a minister.
440
00:51:42,148 --> 00:51:44,908
Have a good trip, Stinky!
441
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,738
Great joke, very funny, Ivan!
442
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:02,003
Ivan?
443
00:52:10,636 --> 00:52:14,396
Is he sick?
-It's a female.
444
00:52:15,902 --> 00:52:19,710
She's recovered and she's
going back to the sea.
445
00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:25,054
So it didn't help.
-What?
446
00:52:28,811 --> 00:52:31,475
What?
-Bye.
447
00:52:50,861 --> 00:52:53,501
Isn't that the car of the guy who
used to live here?
448
00:52:53,601 --> 00:52:55,731
He has no reason to be here
anymore!
449
00:52:55,831 --> 00:52:59,256
Don't get worked up, Timo.
Mind your new heart valve.
450
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,690
Relax.
451
00:53:02,996 --> 00:53:05,669
In the old days, we used to get fish
out of the sea.
452
00:53:47,802 --> 00:53:49,375
What's wrong?
453
00:53:49,955 --> 00:53:52,059
The light's gone.
454
00:54:44,350 --> 00:54:47,338
One moment.
455
00:55:00,283 --> 00:55:05,123
Big you say?
Only 1500 people on the payroll.
456
00:55:05,223 --> 00:55:06,956
But that's huge.
457
00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,322
And you're the big boss of
all these people?
458
00:55:14,286 --> 00:55:18,320
Isn't it very difficult, Bob?
459
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:22,099
No, you have to rule them with
the whip.
460
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,625
Ask my wife.
461
00:55:24,978 --> 00:55:28,115
Funny, funny.
-What?
462
00:55:29,762 --> 00:55:31,908
Have you made your choice?
463
00:55:32,588 --> 00:55:35,787
Yes, the fat one with the blue eyes.
-The fat one...
464
00:55:35,887 --> 00:55:39,536
A good choice, sir.
We just caught it today.
465
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:43,623
But maybe it's more suited for a bigger
group than two.
466
00:55:43,723 --> 00:55:47,721
Yes, I'll take the big one, pal.
-Excellent, sir, one big one.
467
00:55:48,177 --> 00:55:51,466
Come to me, little animal.
468
00:55:51,821 --> 00:55:54,589
Very good, little animal.
469
00:55:56,285 --> 00:55:58,539
Bloody hell.
470
00:56:08,883 --> 00:56:10,829
Will this be alright?
471
00:56:10,929 --> 00:56:14,155
He looks very good.
-It's a female.
472
00:56:14,255 --> 00:56:16,966
It's a female!
-A female?
473
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,900
What's this?
Is this a joke?
474
00:56:32,378 --> 00:56:36,887
Go for a swim and
be more careful.
475
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:45,149
Have a seat.
You can lie in it too.
476
00:56:45,973 --> 00:56:48,527
Just what we needed.
477
00:56:48,627 --> 00:56:50,189
Stay down, Nero!
478
00:56:51,490 --> 00:56:53,535
Why do you do this work?
479
00:56:53,635 --> 00:56:57,110
When I'll have enough, I'll
stop and buy my own little place.
480
00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:59,177
Something on the ocean, maybe.
481
00:56:59,619 --> 00:57:03,251
And dream away to the rhythm of
the waves.
482
00:57:03,351 --> 00:57:05,681
Is that all?
483
00:57:06,941 --> 00:57:09,181
And what do you dream of, Bob?
484
00:57:09,281 --> 00:57:12,067
I'll show you.
What about this?
485
00:57:14,717 --> 00:57:16,567
That's not what I'm here for.
-Aren't you?
486
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,570
We'll see about that.
Get rid of that chain.
487
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,360
Lie down!
488
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:22,577
No!
489
00:57:34,468 --> 00:57:37,377
My new car, damn!
490
00:57:37,477 --> 00:57:40,037
Where are you going?
491
00:57:40,578 --> 00:57:42,754
Come back, I can't swim!
492
00:57:47,205 --> 00:57:49,568
Damn it! Help!
493
00:57:52,145 --> 00:57:54,523
Nero!
494
00:58:00,933 --> 00:58:04,702
1500 people on my payroll and
no one helps me!
495
00:58:46,317 --> 00:58:49,726
We'll start building within a week.
496
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,384
It's guaranteed.
497
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:54,588
165 square metres,
balcony at the back and the front.
498
00:58:54,688 --> 00:58:57,939
Two bathrooms, all mod cons.
499
00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:02,550
It's guaranteed.
I just lost an important customer!
500
00:59:02,975 --> 00:59:05,590
I almost had him!
501
00:59:05,690 --> 00:59:09,497
And you...
-Finally!
502
00:59:09,992 --> 00:59:12,061
My turn!
503
00:59:13,422 --> 00:59:14,548
I need some rest.
504
00:59:14,648 --> 00:59:18,638
I'm a woman, not some real estate!
505
00:59:20,135 --> 00:59:22,918
I bet the big property developer's
too tired again!
506
00:59:23,374 --> 00:59:27,630
What happened to romance?
507
00:59:28,914 --> 00:59:30,662
What was that?
508
00:59:33,682 --> 00:59:35,467
What the hell is this?
509
01:00:10,806 --> 01:00:13,126
Babel Real Estate.
510
01:00:13,478 --> 01:00:16,784
You asked for it, Christa.
Now it's your turn.
511
01:00:16,884 --> 01:00:18,455
Who is this?
512
01:00:37,279 --> 01:00:39,709
Christa!
513
01:01:01,775 --> 01:01:03,436
Silence!
514
01:01:03,536 --> 01:01:06,291
Look, the contract has been
made up.
515
01:01:06,391 --> 01:01:09,940
Transfer of this house and the entire
property to the rightful owner.
516
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,693
To me.
Sign at the bottom, Babel.
517
01:01:12,793 --> 01:01:17,253
But why?
-Sign the bloody contract!
518
01:01:17,677 --> 01:01:19,509
I'm signing.
519
01:01:19,901 --> 01:01:22,877
And now get out of my house!
520
01:01:25,055 --> 01:01:29,207
And don't you dare come back,
Babel!
521
01:01:32,724 --> 01:01:35,054
Have a good trip.
522
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:52,112
What do you want?
-This is my last month in your palace.
523
01:01:54,132 --> 01:01:56,172
Here's the rent.
-Good.
524
01:01:56,272 --> 01:01:58,730
But you have to give 12 months
notice.
525
01:01:59,124 --> 01:02:01,811
Didn't read the small print?
526
01:02:02,172 --> 01:02:06,052
Besides, where could you go?
527
01:02:15,964 --> 01:02:17,310
Natasja speaking.
528
01:02:17,410 --> 01:02:18,904
Tony here.
-The pelican!
529
01:02:19,004 --> 01:02:22,304
I'm very sorry it didn't help.
530
01:02:22,404 --> 01:02:25,835
But the professor's stuff works like
a charm.
531
01:02:25,935 --> 01:02:27,716
What?
-Come and have a look.
532
01:02:27,816 --> 01:02:30,908
Or a smell.
-A smell?
533
01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:32,324
Or whatever.
534
01:02:32,424 --> 01:02:35,531
Are you free tonight?
-Are you sure you're cured?
535
01:02:35,631 --> 01:02:37,837
I wouldn't have called you
otherwise.
536
01:02:37,937 --> 01:02:40,161
I'm curious.
537
01:02:40,261 --> 01:02:43,257
Where and when?
-Can you come to my place?
538
01:02:43,357 --> 01:02:45,690
Do you know where it is?
Number 77.
539
01:02:45,790 --> 01:02:49,072
I'll find it.
540
01:02:49,172 --> 01:02:53,225
Alright, 11pm.
-Ok, 11pm.
541
01:02:53,679 --> 01:02:55,659
See you then.
542
01:02:56,618 --> 01:02:59,873
Allo, anybody there?
543
01:03:04,257 --> 01:03:07,024
Tony?
-I'm here.
544
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,855
I'm here.
545
01:03:18,810 --> 01:03:21,115
You're right.
I can't smell it anymore.
546
01:03:22,093 --> 01:03:24,999
Old Swezick's good, isn't he?
547
01:03:25,099 --> 01:03:28,122
You bet.
Turn around.
548
01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:40,451
What do you think, mermaid?
-I really can't smell it anymore.
549
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,138
Right.
550
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,170
Only my smell has gone, Natasja.
551
01:03:50,646 --> 01:03:52,778
Have a look.
-Tony?
552
01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:56,392
Is that you?
-Who else?
553
01:03:57,644 --> 01:03:59,839
We're really all alone.
554
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:05,004
Tony?
-The drug has strange side effects.
555
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:08,806
Yes, I can see that.
-Are you ready?
556
01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:13,652
No way, an invisible man with
a visible thing!
557
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,914
Wait a moment.
I'm paying for it!
558
01:04:17,014 --> 01:04:20,189
But not enough, creep!
-Natasja, please!
559
01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:22,477
Come back!
-No way!
560
01:04:22,577 --> 01:04:25,373
Find someone else.
-Ok, go then.
561
01:04:25,473 --> 01:04:27,841
But at least stop the silly comedy.
562
01:04:27,941 --> 01:04:29,697
Julie.
563
01:04:30,089 --> 01:04:31,993
And don't forget your wig.
564
01:04:32,353 --> 01:04:34,016
Invisible jerk.
565
01:04:35,412 --> 01:04:38,662
Find someone else...
Where? Who?
566
01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:41,565
I was all ready for it.
567
01:04:48,636 --> 01:04:51,682
Is anybody there?
568
01:07:26,350 --> 01:07:29,637
Stop dreaming that crazy dream.
569
01:07:29,737 --> 01:07:32,061
You need to see a shrink.
570
01:07:32,473 --> 01:07:34,801
But it wasn't a dream.
571
01:07:34,901 --> 01:07:41,301
It was absolutely... heavenly.
572
01:07:46,976 --> 01:07:49,032
Hello, neighbour.
573
01:07:49,395 --> 01:07:52,890
You're very cheerful.
Did you sleep that well?
574
01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:55,701
You bet.
I didn't get any sleep at all.
575
01:08:00,098 --> 01:08:01,906
Hello, neighbour.
576
01:08:02,381 --> 01:08:05,101
You're beaming.
Did you sleep that well?
577
01:08:05,201 --> 01:08:07,708
You bet.
I didn't get any sleep at all.
578
01:08:07,847 --> 01:08:11,722
Come, Julie.
I'm sorry about last night.
579
01:08:11,822 --> 01:08:16,748
My life's complicated enough
without your magic tricks.
580
01:08:16,848 --> 01:08:20,066
Tricks? You're the one who introduced
me to that crazy professor.
581
01:08:20,166 --> 01:08:22,049
Ok, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have.
582
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:28,893
I'm really grateful.
Can't we be good friends?
583
01:08:30,053 --> 01:08:32,565
Good neighbours then.
584
01:08:34,163 --> 01:08:37,919
Here, call me if you have
a problem.
585
01:08:39,023 --> 01:08:41,039
Anything.
586
01:08:43,563 --> 01:08:46,739
Natasja has to go back to work.
587
01:08:52,345 --> 01:08:54,456
Don't forget your trade.
588
01:08:54,948 --> 01:08:57,220
Allo, Natasja speaking.
589
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,599
Natasja? Does that mean you're also...
-The mermaid, yes.
590
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:04,092
Will it suit tonight?
-Tonight?
591
01:09:04,192 --> 01:09:06,548
Let me see...
Yes, that's fine.
592
01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:10,160
What's it going to cost?
For you, 500.
593
01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:14,660
500, isn't that a bit much?
-We're not at the market, ch�ri.
594
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,712
That's the price.
-Alright then.
595
01:09:18,081 --> 01:09:22,959
And what's your name?
-They call me Ivan.
596
01:09:23,059 --> 01:09:25,758
Ivan the Terrible.
597
01:09:27,003 --> 01:09:29,759
I can't make it after all, Ivan.
598
01:09:29,859 --> 01:09:34,424
That sucks.
What kind of mermaid are you, bitch?
599
01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:39,904
You'll never know.
Go and jerk off, Ivan.
600
01:09:40,004 --> 01:09:42,616
It's free and it's a big relief.
601
01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:52,748
As long as you keep your hands
to yourself.
602
01:10:29,722 --> 01:10:34,291
Since when do you fancy Gregor?
I think he's a jerk.
603
01:10:58,198 --> 01:11:00,903
Keep your wig on.
I like black.
604
01:11:03,278 --> 01:11:06,320
Blonde, black, what do I care?
605
01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:36,178
Be home.
606
01:11:49,734 --> 01:11:51,815
Answer.
607
01:11:53,312 --> 01:11:57,370
Tony, I have a problem.
-Where are you?
608
01:11:57,470 --> 01:11:59,482
At the fish plant.
Gregor's got me...
609
01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:03,275
Julie!
Say something!
610
01:12:03,375 --> 01:12:05,148
No time for Ivan?
611
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:10,805
Where did Natasja get that idea?
612
01:12:14,794 --> 01:12:18,131
The radio's still in there.
What are we doing here?
613
01:12:18,231 --> 01:12:19,857
Well...
614
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:23,001
You made us come for nothing.
We'll have to report that.
615
01:12:25,983 --> 01:12:28,984
Damn it!
-You've let them steal the car!
616
01:12:30,408 --> 01:12:32,456
Keep your hands off me!
617
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:36,691
Let's try some Ivan specials.
618
01:12:37,517 --> 01:12:41,018
Free treatment for mermaids and
we'll start with the tail.
619
01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:44,434
Hands on the table and legs apart!
620
01:12:44,534 --> 01:12:46,734
Down with that dog face!
621
01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:50,983
Big boy.
-What do you want?
622
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:55,638
I didn't do anything.
-Correct, this is preventive.
623
01:12:57,311 --> 01:13:01,391
Modern police policy.
Got it?
624
01:13:01,426 --> 01:13:05,295
What the hell is this?
-A little game, Ivan.
625
01:13:09,769 --> 01:13:13,053
This way. I'm here.
626
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:16,188
Have a look.
627
01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:21,128
Here it comes!
628
01:13:25,712 --> 01:13:28,588
Nice bike you've got there.
629
01:13:29,058 --> 01:13:31,295
Honestly stolen?
-Damn it!
630
01:13:31,656 --> 01:13:33,781
You must be proud of it.
631
01:13:35,252 --> 01:13:37,366
But we haven't finished, Ivan.
632
01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:39,429
Watch this.
633
01:13:39,529 --> 01:13:43,990
First we get the lighter.
634
01:13:44,090 --> 01:13:48,566
And then we use it like this.
Look.
635
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:50,260
There goes the bike.
636
01:13:57,278 --> 01:14:00,662
Crime doesn't pay.
It explodes.
637
01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:05,318
You stole from your tenants
for nothing.
638
01:14:09,235 --> 01:14:12,089
Bloody hell, the stinkbug!
You!
639
01:14:13,187 --> 01:14:15,106
You won't get out alive!
640
01:14:21,561 --> 01:14:23,987
I'm gonna chop your head off,
stinkbug!
641
01:14:25,233 --> 01:14:27,153
I'm going to kill you.
642
01:14:29,536 --> 01:14:31,439
Asshole! Coward!
643
01:14:31,809 --> 01:14:33,937
Stay here!
644
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:43,881
That was close.
645
01:14:45,330 --> 01:14:48,766
Do you remember this?
-Where did you get that?
646
01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:53,117
I've gotten attached to it.
647
01:14:56,752 --> 01:14:59,351
You saved me for the second time
today.
648
01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:08,475
Make a wish
You can wish anything.
649
01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:15,913
Stop with Natasja.
Quit.
650
01:15:31,911 --> 01:15:35,747
Right, no more water, Mr Babel.
651
01:15:35,847 --> 01:15:38,167
And keep the elevator out of order
for a couple of days.
652
01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:40,497
No problem.
653
01:15:52,403 --> 01:15:54,899
Ten granules in a hot bath.
654
01:15:55,307 --> 01:15:56,570
Damn it!
655
01:16:03,590 --> 01:16:06,140
No one home?
656
01:16:47,727 --> 01:16:50,439
Look at that view.
657
01:16:52,118 --> 01:16:54,370
Enjoy it.
658
01:16:55,521 --> 01:16:58,522
Julie, the jar!
659
01:17:00,613 --> 01:17:02,252
Here!
660
01:17:28,759 --> 01:17:32,295
Bloody hell!
Why do I stink?
661
01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:36,607
Damn it!
662
01:17:36,707 --> 01:17:39,886
That fucking elevator!
It's Albert again!
663
01:17:39,986 --> 01:17:42,877
We have another short-circuit,
I'm afraid.
664
01:17:45,121 --> 01:17:47,423
The elevator!
665
01:17:54,355 --> 01:17:56,075
Albert!
666
01:17:57,455 --> 01:17:59,653
I bet he's asleep again.
667
01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:03,866
Tony!
668
01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:33,518
Water!
-Yes, but... this is water.
669
01:18:33,618 --> 01:18:35,262
Water!
670
01:18:38,518 --> 01:18:41,174
Tell me what to do then.
671
01:18:54,738 --> 01:18:56,746
Swezick.
672
01:19:17,785 --> 01:19:20,211
He's gone.
673
01:19:22,981 --> 01:19:26,741
Your young man...
674
01:19:27,126 --> 01:19:29,166
it can't be...
675
01:19:29,567 --> 01:19:33,786
I once did a famous experiment,
you know.
676
01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:37,045
But it all got out of hand.
677
01:19:39,102 --> 01:19:41,919
Look outside.
678
01:19:42,355 --> 01:19:45,538
Moonlight's the deciding factor.
679
01:19:45,638 --> 01:19:50,097
When the moon shines on
my unique experiment...
680
01:19:50,197 --> 01:19:55,898
the balance between evolution and
devolution is disturbed.
681
01:19:56,306 --> 01:19:59,253
But, Professor, where is Tony?
682
01:19:59,353 --> 01:20:02,140
Finally, my process will be
completed.
683
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:08,278
Nobody can deny me the Nobel
prize now!
684
01:20:08,454 --> 01:20:12,976
Professor!
-500.000, tax-free!
685
01:20:22,145 --> 01:20:30,119
Fame and all that money!
Pi�a coladas on the beach!
686
01:20:30,219 --> 01:20:35,074
Evolution, devolution!
Revolutionary science!
687
01:21:53,453 --> 01:21:57,567
First, Albert disappeared and now I
don't see cute Tony anymore either.
688
01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:02,447
Although I do smell something
strange.
689
01:22:02,879 --> 01:22:06,559
It seems to come from under
the elevator.
690
01:22:07,098 --> 01:22:10,705
Natasja speaking.
691
01:22:15,340 --> 01:22:17,451
You mean you want to fuck me?
692
01:22:18,373 --> 01:22:20,400
Tonight?
693
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,939
You're in a hurry?
694
01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:26,942
I had more or less quit.
695
01:22:28,335 --> 01:22:30,925
Where is it?
696
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,415
Anybody there?
697
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:20,757
Tony.
698
01:23:56,756 --> 01:23:58,636
I don't smell it anymore.
699
01:23:58,985 --> 01:24:02,602
It's gone.
It's all gone.
700
01:24:06,334 --> 01:24:09,214
That's mine.
701
01:24:19,288 --> 01:24:24,399
9 months later
702
01:24:26,042 --> 01:24:31,463
Evolution, devolution!
Revolutionary science!
703
01:24:32,558 --> 01:24:34,597
The primordial soup!
704
01:24:42,496 --> 01:24:47,071
I'm disproving Darwin!
705
01:24:48,599 --> 01:24:51,225
The primordial soup, the primordial
soup!
706
01:24:59,641 --> 01:25:03,191
In spite of all the opposition by this
university...
707
01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:12,197
Darwin's theory of evolution has
been entirely reversed.
708
01:25:12,297 --> 01:25:19,489
Colleague Evers will now demonstrate
his theory of devolution.
709
01:25:19,524 --> 01:25:24,043
In the past, a disastrous genetic
experiment ended explosively.
710
01:25:24,143 --> 01:25:26,869
Gregor, the bottle.
711
01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:28,770
I'll put it in now.
712
01:25:28,870 --> 01:25:31,379
Silence, this is not a childcare
centre!
713
01:25:31,401 --> 01:25:34,779
Where's your proof for this
absurd theory?
714
01:25:35,201 --> 01:25:37,657
There you are, Professor.
715
01:25:38,221 --> 01:25:40,623
Colleagues, this is the hour
of truth.
716
01:25:41,329 --> 01:25:44,109
Here it is, gentlemen.
717
01:25:44,555 --> 01:25:51,498
Indisputable, irreversible!
Swezick's proof!
718
01:26:05,556 --> 01:26:07,688
My merman.
719
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,856
It's kicking a lot.
720
01:26:13,924 --> 01:26:17,723
It's almost thrashing.
-I'm not surprised.
721
01:26:18,612 --> 01:26:22,516
What will it be?
-You mean, a boy or a girl?
722
01:26:22,616 --> 01:26:26,852
What do you think?
-I think it'll have a big tail.
723
01:26:27,374 --> 01:26:29,222
Creep.
-Why?
724
01:26:29,663 --> 01:26:31,896
It's very handy.
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