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oh dang
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machine hey guys I know you're over
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there at your new house and your brand
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new kitchen but I know how much van
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loves my
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pancakes anyway so if you guys are
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hungry could come over and eat with me
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cuz I made a whole batch and there's not
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anybody here to eat
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them anyway Elizabeth if you hear this
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honey I miss you so much grandma loves
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you and she come see me pretty
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please he Bye Mom they were here for
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dinner last
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night oh such a nice
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dinner Hey empty nester jeez she still
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has two other kids that live here yeah
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whatever you need to tell yourself
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kid so Barbara Jean to what do I owe
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this intrusion Reba I need some help
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through her words were never spoken
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wait a minute is this about the divorce
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bar I do not want to be involved with
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your divorce I just want to come to the
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Afterparty that's
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it well I was involved in your divorce
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you kind of owe
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me and listen all I need is a little
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information okay I need you to give me
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the name of Brock's best friend best
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friend why well I need somebody he
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confides in you know I need to know what
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he's truly feeling deep inside that
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unnaturally tanned skull of his sorry
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can't help you on that Brock doesn't
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have a best friend yes he does
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who oh no no no no no no it Rea face it
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forget it Barb jeene he's my ex he's not
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my best friend well obviously he's not
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your best friend I
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am but you are his best friend which
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puts you smack dab in the middle of us
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which makes you the perfect person to
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talk to him pass I already talked to him
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about one divorce I have the frame
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certificate to prove
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it you talk to him I can't things are in
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a really weird place with us right now
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when we went on that date to discuss the
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details of the divorce things got a
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little bit heated and then they just
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got
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hot you're up
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and we know we shouldn't have done it
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and we certainly shouldn't have done it
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three times
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since I can't wait for old age when I go
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deaf any who I think all of
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the has really confused
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Brock barbaran are you sure it's Brock
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that's confused and not you me
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no I'm fine thank you very much I am
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strong and I have no problems expressing
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my emotions you're forgetting I have a
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Blog it's big blond blog.com you should
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check it
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out so you'll talk to him no maybe think
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about it I will hurt
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you all I'm saying is that if You' come
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to me when you and Brock were breaking
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up and you asked me to talk to him I
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would have done it you were sleeping
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with him well that's the perfect
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time I had his
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[Music]
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ear RS are planted in the past oh my
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life is changing fast who I am is who I
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want to
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be a single mom who works too hard who
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loves her kids and never stop
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with gentle hands in the heart of a
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fire I'm a
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[Music]
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surviv b what are you doing I am
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standing proudly in my living room I
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thought we talked about that earlier
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when you were standing proudly on the
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front lawn in your
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boxers it was a bathing suit cheyen the
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people next door have a pool and I want
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them to know I have a bathing
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suit isn't this a wonderful country
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Cheyenne where a man can work hard and
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live his life right and he can go from
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sharing a room in his mother-in-law's
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house to owning a little piece of land
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technically owned by the bank but who
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cares come stand with me
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woman man I am so proud of us and I love
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our
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house man
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Cheyenne wow your mother lives miles
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away but her voice
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carries knock knock it's me hey look
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cheyen it's your mom a third day in a
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row with the drop by
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awesome well I have a lot more time on
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my hands nowadays without you guys there
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at the house there's just less to
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do apparently you two were the messy
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ones yeah
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looks like things haven't changed I'll
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go get my
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broom van I know that she stops by a lot
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but she's just here to help us yeah I
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know I know do you want me to tell her
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to not come by so often it's okay no
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because I will van I will no no it's
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okay I'm fine with it well I'm not she's
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driving me
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crazy thank God okay how do we get rid
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of her I know we'll talk to her in a
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mocking tone people hate that okay
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van that is not going to work okay man
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you're not going to
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work knock it off Van knock it
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off sorry I took so long let's just say
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that your partially Sage Rosemary and
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time are in
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order hey um so Mom I I I kind of I I
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wanted to to talk to you about
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something what's the matter oh it's just
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when you said that
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it reminded me how many talks that we've
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had over at my house and now here we are
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having talks in your new
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house my little girl's not a baby
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anymore she's all grown
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up I did
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good hey sorry I'm late I was over at
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van and cheyen I was just going to pop
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in for a second but they would not let
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me
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leave they are so clingy
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yeah I read that on barbar Jean's
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blog where are you going I have to go
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pick up Dad he's at Sam sports bar I'm
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his designated driver you mean to tell
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me that he's making you drive all the
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way back and forth to pick him up why
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didn't he just take a cab did you know
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that a cab costs 75 cents a mile dad
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does besides I think he just uses it as
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an excuse to trap me in the car and talk
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about Barbara Jean honey that is not not
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a fatherdaughter
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conversation that's something that he
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should talk about with his best
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friend you're
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right have a nice
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chat I am not his
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crap so it's finally starting to sink in
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I'm getting divorced again you know you
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get divorced the first time you think
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hey these things happen then when it
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happens again you just you have to ask
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yourself what is wrong with these
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women oh I wouldn't sit there lady two
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time
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loser I know I was number
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one hello Brock hey Reba what are you
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doing down here well I'm your designated
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driver's designated driver and two I
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don't feel good about here driving you
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home with you singing all my live in
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Texas at the top of your
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[Laughter]
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lungs you know what Rea I really don't
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need a lecture from you right now I got
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a lot going
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on want I get you something to drink
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lady no I'm fine thank you oh man it's
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all so weird I mean Barbara Jean and I
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have been all over the map you know
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first we're crying and then we're
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fighting and then we can't keep our
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hands off of each
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other whiskey
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it's all so confusing well of course it
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is one minute you're okay with it and
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she's not and the next minute she's okay
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with it and you're not you guys got to
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get on the same page with this divorce
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or it's never going to work I'm sorry
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what can I do reeba I can't change what
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happened in fact I'm not sure that I'd
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want to I mean Barbara Jean and I were
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like wild
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animals repeatedly hit me again it was
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like a National Geographic SP
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leave the
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bottle hey you know what barber Jean's
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on right
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now so um how does the rest of the
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weekend weather look like we're looking
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at Clear Blue Skies possibly through the
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weekend that's what I wanted to hear
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taking the wife up to the cabin keep
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those romantic fires burning oh that's
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lovely it's always nice to hear of a
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couple that's making it work well we are
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of course we know Tim and U but you know
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you never you never know when there
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could be a story coming you got to be
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careful well that's okay too we can
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always cuddle by the fire or lay down
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and listen to the rain outside yeah but
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you know sometimes the storm's on the
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inside you know and it's just kind of
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you know in they're screaming at you you
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know look out you know well your life's
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falling apart right well I'll be sure to
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bring a
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sweater baby maybe you should just ask
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your wife if if she wants to go to your
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cabin you know I mean maybe there's
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something else you'd rather do but you
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you don't even ask her because you don't
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think that her life is as important as
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yours did my wife talk to you shut up
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Tim I'm not talking about your stupid
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wife I'm talking about my stupid husband
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he wants a divorce and I don't know if I
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do so hot in
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[Applause]
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here she looks like I need a
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drink watching my wife unravel in front
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of all those people has made me realize
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something
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I still have a
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chance Rock do you mean to tell me that
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you're happy barbar jeene just had a
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meltdown on TV no I'm not happy She's
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suffering reeba I'm happy She's
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suffering because of
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me you really are a piece of porpus
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poop no don't you see she knows that I
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watch her weather report she was sending
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me a message why didn't she just call
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you well she had a show to do she a
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professional I still have hope RBA there
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is time to save this marriage here you
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go hey Brock I hope it works out I
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really do thanks Rea hey do you think I
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have time to stop and grab a quick tan
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cuz no what am I saying there's no time
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can I get you anything else no thanks
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I'm
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fine hey Kira can you come get your mama
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[Music]
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man it's freezing in here it's a
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thermostat even on No don't touch that
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don't touch that the inspector said he
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needs to fix the heater before we use it
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well F how am I supposed to keep
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warm well we can make our own heat like
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the pioneers and astronauts
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did I like the way you think yeah knock
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knock oh
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you will not believe what just happened
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I was at this bar with your dad and we
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were watching Barbera Jean give her
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weather report and she had a meltdown on
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the air don't worry she's okay but I
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just know that she's going to want to
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come over to the house and tell me all
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about it you know how she gets she just
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talks and talks and talks on and on and
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on gee what's that like oh it's horrible
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I can tell you that anyway I just wanted
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to know if I could come over here and
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hide out
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look who I'm talking to of course I can
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come over here and hide out well
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actually mom you know van and I we were
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just um we were just in the middle of
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unpacking oh that's perfect I can help
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and I've got the perfect unpacking story
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it was when your father and I bought our
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first house look Mrs H you have been so
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generous to me and I owe you so so much
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which is why I'm going to have Cheyenne
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say this hurtful thing to you
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Cheyenne what are you talking about well
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look Mom it's just that you've kind of
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you know been over at the house a lot a
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lot a lot like more than
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me fan do you agree with that well I
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think there is a nice way of saying it
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but yes I
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do look look look Mrs S I just think
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that you know you didn't realize how
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annoying it was getting I mean just like
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Barbara Jean doesn't realize how
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annoying it is when she does it to you
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you know it's funny if you think about
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it you're our Barber
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Jean what did you just call
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me what Mom it's not your fault I mean
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maybe you've just hung out with her so
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much that she just like rubbed off on
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you well you could not be more
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wrong and I'm going to prove it to
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you I'm going to do something that
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Barbara Jean would never
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do I'm going to leave and never come
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back and you're going to miss me when
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I'm
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[Applause]
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gone after all I've done for those two
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Dopey kids they have the nerve the
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downright nerve to say I am their Barber
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Jean well was I their Barber Jee when I
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let him live here six years
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rentree was I was I Jake no no you
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weren't and the worst part is when they
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said that my stories go on and on so
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long I mean do I go on and on about
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stuff Jake I mean do I I don't think so
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hey you know what I just
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remembered I've got to go decide what I
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want to be when I grow
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up just remember this Jake one of these
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days you're going to miss me when I'm
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gone who are you yelling at it doesn't
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matter who I'm yelling at I just feel
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like yelling and since you're in the
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room guess what yeah I don't have time
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for that right now listen about this
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Barbara Jean thing oh oh so you've heard
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about it too huh well get this through
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your thick skull I am not there Barber
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Jean what are you talking
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about apparently something totally
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different than what you're talking
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about yeah well anyway I went down to
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the station but Barbara jeene had
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already left in tears and apparently the
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phones were ringing off the hook I think
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she may lose her job over this are you
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smiling no yes you are no what's the
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matter with you I I can't help thinking
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that she may need me again I mean this
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might be the very thing that brings us
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back together do you think that's
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possible how would I know I'm nothing
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like her yeah I
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know you do yeah of course you're
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nothing like Barbara Jean in fact you
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are exactly the opposite of Barbara Jean
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oh my gosh I can't believe that was
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yelling at
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you when you're my only true
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friend Rea oh hey Brock Barbara jeene I
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don't know what to say I I just want you
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to know that I am I am here for you
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forget about those people that's their
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loss whose loss what are you talking
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about barene we saw the broadcast yeah
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and then I went down to the station I
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guess there was quite a reaction from
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the viewers I know did you hear that
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half of them think I should be thrown
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off the air I'm sorry and the other half
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Loved
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Me come again yeah I'm controversial and
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controversial is Big right now my clip
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has already been posted on YouTube under
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bimbo
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bloopers so does that mean you're not
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going to be fired from the station are
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you kidding I'm hot I got a call from a
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real talent agent I'm his first
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two-legged client
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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well that's great then right oh it is
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better than great oh thank you Brock oh
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you're welcome honey you know if you
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hadn't made my life so painful and and
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confusing and just tumultuous is never
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would have happened this divorce is the
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best thing that has ever happened to
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me oh well glad I could help
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[Music]
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bab's
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here yeah yeah how many hits have I
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gotten well I don't care if they're all
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from
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inmates I'm sorry Brock no no that's
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okay I guess I finally ended up
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supporting her career
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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but before the weather how was that
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weekend with your wife up at the cabin I
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don't want to talk about it oh come on
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now we have a little extra time you can
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share nope how was the weather cold very
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very
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cold great and now the weather first of
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all I would just like to say hello to
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all my new viewers
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and for those of you who missed Friday's
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report but heard about it I just want to
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say that I'm real sorry that you missed
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it and I am doing much
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better you
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know I mean it's you know as good as a
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person can be doing you know when when
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when her life is
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crumbling tighter shot please Dennis
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over
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here and I would just like to say that
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to anyone out there who is dealing with
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personal pain that you know even though
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the storm clouds they may gather you
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know there's there's always a silver
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lining soaked in tears
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[Applause]
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