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hey Rea hey Brock how are you oh that's
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right we're divorced I don't
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care let me ask you something what was
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the most romantic thing I did in our
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marriage
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leave that's funny because it's
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true yeah come on look I need to up the
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romance with Barbara Jean and I'm coming
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up blank do what you did with me leave
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love you for it
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later serious Rea things have been a
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little rough between that's what with
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her losing all the weight and getting
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hired as a weather girl and me
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being well
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me oh goodness gracious Brock why didn't
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you come to me sooner oh that's right
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we're divorced I don't care
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oh hey Daddy hey honey mom can I talk to
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you for a second honey I'm kind of
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eating right now yo I'm kind of pregnant
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and this is an emotional em
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see okay what is it Mom I overheard
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everything Poor Dad you have got to help
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him turn up the heat with Barbara Jean
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no I don't yes you do that man in there
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he is a part of our family okay and he
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needs our help and I don't think it is
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too much for us to all just get along
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and and love one another and not break
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up so this world could be a happy place
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for me to raise my children in do you
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think that's okay for you can you do
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that for me can you do that for my baby
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wow you really are pregnant aren't
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you oh okay I'll do it I'll
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help Brock wait I'll
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more you'll what
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help seriously yeah give me a little bit
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of time and I'll come up with something
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that'll knock the socks off that giant
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wife of yours oh wow thanks
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Cheyenne my are planted in the past oh
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my life is changing fast who I am is who
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I want to
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be single mom who works too hard who
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loves her kids and never stops with G
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hands and the Heart of a
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f I'm a surviv
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[Music]
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ever hey van I'm clearing out the garage
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where do you want this box that says
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Kira do not
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touch you're not supposed to be in the
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garage that's my office didn't you see
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the computer and desk I put out there
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Jake put a poster of Bambi in his closet
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doesn't make it
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Disneyland Mrs H Kira seems to think
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that she can just Waltz into our garage
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SL office and move her on our stuff SL
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junk punish
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her man I told her she could her band
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shooting the video and Kelly Clarkson
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has the kitchen
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booked but that's my office share the
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space but I need
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privacy I go into my office to get into
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the Zone once I'm in the zone the magic
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happens no office no zone no zone no
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magic no magic no money no shoes no
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shirt no
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service that's a lock here that's not
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funny van Kira is living here now just
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work something else out well fine maybe
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I'll go to Kira's room and move her
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stuff around I put a do not disturb sign
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on the
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door dang
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it Kira honey can't you just shoot your
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video over in your dad's garage you
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can't run the lights in the tanning
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booth at the same
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time hey Rea so did you think of
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something to help me romance barar Jean
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yes I did you know I thought about
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getting into barar Jean's head but you
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know me I hate
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cobwebs so this is what I came up
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with first get a babysitter for Henry so
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you guys can have more time alone then
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hide some flowers around the house so
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that every time she turns a corner she
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gets a beautiful
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surprise next draw her a bubble bath
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light some candles throw some chocolates
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on the pillows you see where I'm going
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here that's it candy and flowers I could
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have gotten that from watching The
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View what do you want from me Brock I
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don't know something original something
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that will wow her well that shouldn't be
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too difficult just give her some
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something shiny dangle her keys in front
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of
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her come on Rea I'm under a lot of
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pressure here especially since
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especially since what well in two days
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I'm going to Vegas for a dental
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convention are you kidding me you're
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asking me to help butter up your wife so
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you can run off for a week of Poker and
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strip clubs it's a business trip I play
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poker to network and most strippers
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don't have have dental
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insurance well you know what you're on
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your own I can't drag you two steps
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forward when you're slamming the brakes
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in Reverse no no no come on Rea I'm
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serious about this look Barbara Jean and
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I have never been this distant before
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then cancel your trp I can't I've got
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tickets for Sig
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freed fine but this is my last shot take
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it or leave
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it pick a happy moment from your
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marriage could be an anniversary or a
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special night out and recreate
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it that is not half bad yeah and if that
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doesn't work just make sure you have
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[Music]
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keys he then
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yeah what's
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up can I get your autograph for some
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kids at school oh sure buddy they
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remember the old vanster huh fast as
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Lightning agile as a kitty
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cat this isn't really about football
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it's about your thing on YouTube my
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thing on who what kir posted a video of
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you getting in the zone everyone at
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school's talking about
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it get the zone
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hi my name's van mcgomery big money big
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money got to get in the
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[Applause]
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zone I'm going to sell you a
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house you just got served get the Zone
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here we go nah that's not it come on Van
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one by one by yes these are my natural
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eyebrows get it get it get it get it
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you're going to Mi some money off that
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onion right there
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buddy house is here baby here we go you
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want to smack it go ahead you want to
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smack it go
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ahead who is that Kira k k get out of
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here I feel so violated
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[Music]
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hello hey whoa hey you know this reminds
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me of a joke you know how many red heads
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it takes to change a light bulb you know
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you're getting the ball
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spot how was your mission in Vegas oh it
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was great you know in fact I stopped by
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to thank you for pointing me in the
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right direction I came up with something
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terrific for Barber jeene oh can't wait
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to hear all about it well you have to
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promise you won't tell anyone I want
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this be a big surprise oh Scouts Honor
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what did your big orange head come up
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with
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[Laughter]
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now I got my vasectomy
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reversed you what yeah it's my present
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for Barbara Jean I'm going to get her
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pregnant this time on
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purpose wow this Zig freed is a magician
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isn't he
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[Music]
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you got your vasectomy reversed yes on
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the way to the airport I was racking my
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brain what would be the perfect moment
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from our marriage to recreate and then
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it hit me barbar jeene was happiest when
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she was pregnant with Henry so I called
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a specialist in Vegas snipped clip they
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put me back together I am locked and
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[Laughter]
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loaded Brock I meant a dinner and movie
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not popping out another kid no no no
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it's perfect imagine how surprised
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she'll be when she finds out she's
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pregnant surprised you mean you're not
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going to tell her no it's much more
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romantic this way I mean if I say hey I
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got my vasectomy reversed well that's
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all about me but surprise you're
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pregnant that's all about
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her Brock you just don't spring a baby
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on someone it's not like a scarf or a
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diamond ring you can't take them back no
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no no you have to discuss this with
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barbar jeene first no no no I don't no
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you remember how angry she was when she
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found out I got a vasectomy well that's
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cuz she wanted more kids and now she's
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going to get her
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wish is there anything you can't get
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done in
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Vegas hey there River Dance
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you know Kira that is not funny not
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funny I am a businessman and in order to
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remain successful I have to project an
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image of professionalism and this
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yeah no matter how
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sexy it doesn't look professional dude
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lighten up since when did you lose your
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sense of humor no I didn't lose my sense
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of humor Kira I grew up and someday
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you'll realize that if you don't take
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yourself seriously nobody else will well
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if it makes you feel any better your
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video is beating the one of the cat
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flushing the
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[Laughter]
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toilet do I look like a doofus to you
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don't answer
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that I'm not a doofus I'm not a doofus
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I'm not a
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doofus I am a professional so next time
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keep me out of your stupid childish
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videos you got to
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okay okay I got it
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okay at least I hope I got
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[Music]
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it sh I need to talk to
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you honey are you okay oh yeah it's just
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the stupid commercial about this old man
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who can't go to his grandson's baseball
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game because he's got a platter
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condition you know what I think I'm
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going to talk to someone a little less
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pregnant okay oh no no no no no come on
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Mom I'm fine I'm fine just tell me
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what's on your
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mind okay well
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um honey I need some
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advice I know someone who is about to
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make a big mistake I mean a huge mistake
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that will have a a big impact on himself
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and everybody around him and I just
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don't know what to do can you give me
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any names no is one of the names van no
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okay well whenever I'm in a situation
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like that I usually ask myself what
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would Mom do so my advice to you is ask
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yourself what would Reba do
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okay I'm not talking to you anymore oh
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wait
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no look the Reba that I know usually
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knows deep in her heart what the right
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thing to do is and she does it no matter
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how painful or inconvenient it might
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be
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crap please no one be naked
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please
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naked hey Bar's Brock around oh he's
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around and he's about to make me feel
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like a natural
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woman goodh hey is there something I can
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help you with I just came by to chat all
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yeah well you know rib I know that you
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want to be over here 24/7 but I'm
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married now and my husband and I need a
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little alone time am I interrupting
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something I hope
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so barbine this is important well I'm
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sure that it can wait I'm serious so am
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I red so am I bar jeene Honey who is it
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oh nobody honey it's just one of those
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sweet Mormons on a
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bicycle are you going to let me in or
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not oh okay I'll just go around to the
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back door
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then wow
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very low Reba very
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low first time in a long time Brock
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shows a little hint of romance and you
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decide to drop by
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fastic Brock honey I'm going to go
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upstairs and I'm going to put on
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something a little more
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revealing oh and uh Rea when I come back
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downstairs I'm going to be half naked
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and you don't want to see all
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this get out
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here Rea what are you doing here look we
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got to talk you cannot do this to barar
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Jean well I took a little blue pill and
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I'm pretty sure I
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can you cannot get her pregnant without
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talking to her first it's deceitful it's
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dishonest and it's just plain wrong it's
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also none of your business oh yes it is
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my business came my business when you
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told me about it Reba you have no idea
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how bad things are between us if I don't
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do something to save our marriage we may
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not make
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it mean things are really that bad yeah
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things are really that bad well go to
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couple's therapy get help but not this
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this is insanity look we tried all that
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it didn't work now I know what I'm doing
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this is the right choice for us it's not
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your choice to make look barbar jeene
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may be your wife but she's also my
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person I
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know so if you don't tell her I will
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tell me what oh nothing nothing honey
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you know what Rea we'll uh talk about
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this later last chance you tell her or I
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will tell
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me what okay fine there goes the
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surprise Barbara Jean honey I wanted to
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do something really really special for
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you
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so I got my vasectomy
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reversed what yeah the salmon are
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swimming
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Upstream you got your vasectomy reversed
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surprise and and when were you going to
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tell me this little surprise and when I
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ended up
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pregnant wow okay all right if it helps
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his heart was in the right place okay
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you know what don't defend him on this
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wait a minute honey honey why are you so
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mad I I thought that this would bring us
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closer together how does lying and
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deceiving bring us closer together gosh
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Brock just when I think you're growing
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up just when I think there is a glimmer
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of hope for us you pull something like
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this this was the last straw you and
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your salmon can sleep on the
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couch thank you rea
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sorry Brock is there anything else I can
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do no I think you've done enough for one
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evening if it helps you ruin salmon for
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me
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[Applause]
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do I look like a doofus to you Kira I am
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not a doofus I am not a doof doofus I
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Dan around like a doofus do I look like
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a doofus to you Kira kir
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Kira oh the girl's Got Talent you got to
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hand that to
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her got to go I just got this computer
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back hey man how was your day fantastic
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Ben you have a note taped to your back I
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know I put it
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there why you're not going to believe
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this I'm the fun guy thanks to Kira's
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videos everybody thinks I'm a big
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goofball and it's working for me just
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today some guy at the bus stop shouted
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hey
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doofus that's great because all the kids
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love me they asked their parents to hire
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me tomorrow I have three meetings an
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open house and somebody wants me to MC a
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bar
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mitzvah what's a bar
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mitzvah but it's like a sweet 16 party
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except it's for a Jewish boy who just
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turned
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13 Mrs H you can say you just don't
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know anyway don't tell Kira about this
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or she'll stop taping me okay
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hey Mom hey
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honey hey you
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boob mhm hello Kira now if you excuse me
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I'm going to go to my office for some
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business related rituals and I'd
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appreciate absolute
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privacy what's with him oh you've made
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him famous he's the doofus
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oh I don't think that one was on
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purpose catch girlfriend Monday 98
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