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H that woman is out of control she's
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like a locust she has eaten everything
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in the house she's eaten everything in
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Mr H's house look even the saw and
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pepper shakers are
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empty why don't you just tell her she's
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eaten too much you tell her no you tell
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her rock paper
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scissors man you know you're going to
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lose not this time 1 2
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3 dang
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it how do you always beat me because you
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always pick scissors of course I do it's
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my
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system so you'll tell her yeah fine no I
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don't want to you tell her come on you
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tell her please please please no van why
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should I tell her because girls can say
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that kind of stuff but without having it
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come across like all they care about her
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looks by the
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way you you have been looking hot
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lately oh
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you look sweetie why don't I tell her
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thank
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you hey hey
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[Laughter]
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hey guess who Luigi gave the free pizza
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to Luigi doesn't have to roll her out of
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the bed every
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morning you know Mom we really don't
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don't need another Pizza I mean it's
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it's really just the three of us oh I
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know but I had to take it it was free
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somebody will eat it DBS you know what
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Mom I'm thinking maybe maybe we should
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all try and get a little healthier
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around here what talking about I'm very
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healthy all right that's it Mrs H drop
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it drop it Mrs H drop it drop it drop
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it drop it
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Mrs H I I I I can't stand to see you do
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this to yourself it's like you're trying
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to eat yourself to death why what
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happened to you what's different yooo
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I'm here and I'm
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[Applause]
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thin yeah thin as a stick and dumb as
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one yikes what's EA and Gilbert Grape
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look at that they look like the number
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10 thank God it was just a nightmare
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yooo I'm here and I'm
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F and the nightmare continues
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a single mom who works too hard loves
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her kids and never stops with gentle
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hands and the Heart of the
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F I'm a survivor
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hey Mom you make us some pancakes no I'm
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making everyone a power smoothie and
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this afternoon I'm taking a power walk
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power walk I don't forget your power
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cane van that is not nice mom does
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aerobic she could chatter her
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hip and yet in the blink of an eye can
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make you both
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homeless hey everybody I'm here and I oh
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shut up and have a
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donut oh Rea you're not still trying to
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lose weight by drinking those power
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smoothies are you Jordan my trainer says
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that those are loaded with hidden carbs
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Barbara jeene I am all for adopting a
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healthy new lifestyle but seriously I
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mean there has to be some sort of will
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you stop staring at her
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what we've been staring at her for like
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the past 2 hours well she's pretty I'm
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pretty well of course you are you've
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always been pretty but she's new
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pretty oh man that is such a funny story
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you can tell to your next
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wife so B you you really think that I'm
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new pretty oh yeah you're like a
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bleached out Halle
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Berry thank you you're welcome
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I got to go make some
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calls so barar Jean yeah is it true that
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uh when you lose a bunch of weight you
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uh want to do you know you
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know oh Cheyenne don't be upset you're
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still hot you're like a bleached
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Out jam
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braady Jan Jan Brady I'm
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Marsha Mara Mara
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Mara so re I got an idea you should come
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down to the gym and meet Jordan my
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trainer seriously he will change your
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life I mean he is so much more than a
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personal trainer he taught me how to
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work out and eat right we go over the
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clothes I'm going to wear the movies I'm
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going to see whoa the movies you're
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going to see what's that got to do with
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you getting in shape oh nothing we just
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have the same sense of humor that Tim
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Allen just kills us I mean whether he's
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playing a dog or Santa Claus you just
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buy
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it so you'll come meet Jordan no oh come
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on Reba I want my best girlfriend to
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meet my best
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boyfriend boyfriend oh oops that came
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out wrong oh well thanks anyway but I'm
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just going to be here with my smoothie
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delicious just like fruit
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gravy oh hey Barbara Jean here you are
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listen how would you like to go out and
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grab a quick lunch just the two of us oh
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honey I can't I'm going to the gym can't
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you skip it just this once come on I'll
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take you to that romantic French place
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you like so much really skip the gym and
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eat french food no can fond dubra got to
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go man she blew me off again all she
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wants to do is go down to the gym and
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spend time with Jordan her trainer
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exactly frankly I like the new butt but
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the new attitude not so
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much oh that's really funny coming from
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the old
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butt Jordan so great Jordan so toned and
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funny well I got news for you nobody's
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toned and
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funny Brock you're overreacting oh
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really yeah I think she might be having
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an affair with this guy Barbara Jean
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with her trainer I mean sure he's
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probably a better man than you are
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better looking and younger
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but
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but that's
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it Reba I need you to help me out I I
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want you to go down to the gym and see
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if there's anything going on you know
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spy on them for me no way you know
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Barbera Jean may have a long list of
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faults and I have that list if you need
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a copy but she is nothing if not
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faithful yeah right up until now but now
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that she's thin and hot she has all
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kinds of options look Brock if if if
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it's worrying you that much be honest
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with her tell her how you feel tell her
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that you just need a hug every now and
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then oh now there's a great idea see why
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since my competition is a macho muscular
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dude I should go the other way and
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appear all weak and whiny your Solutions
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are ridiculous rea
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wants me to spy on them
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stupid hard to believe it's supposed to
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be good for
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you hey Mrs H you off for your power
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walk man I love old people
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power walking moving along swinging
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arms like there's a big sill for false
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[Laughter]
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teeth no I'm not going for my power walk
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this whole physical thing is getting
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everybody acting wacko what do you mean
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well your dad thinks that the guy who
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gave barbar Jean a new body is wanting
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to take her for a spin he probably
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does what are you talking about guys are
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pigs they're dogs they're all animals
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just care about hot women or hot
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dogs my my point is is that when you got
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a hot lady you got to keep your guard up
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at all times I used
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to you used to no baby don't take it
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like that it's just that I've grown into
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a mature stable individual that's
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all well I
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don't like
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[Laughter]
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it where have you
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been I went to get something to eat
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yeah so van you think that Brock might
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be right about this trainer sure this
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guy could be hot for barbar Jean but
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since barbar jeene isn't looking to play
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there's no problem and it's obvious
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barbar genene isn't looking why is this
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obvious two reasons barbar Jean isn't
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good at keeping secrets and she thinks
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of you as her best friend if she were
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fooling around this guy she'd be
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constantly talking about him to you heck
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she' probably even want you to meet him
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made
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him where are you
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going go down the gym with the rest of
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the wackos all right we keep those arms
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a swinging
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hey oh hey Rea you came yeah man there's
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a lot of beautiful people around here
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you should seem naked in the
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shower
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Jordan hey ready to start Barber yeah
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yeah hey you look great in that outfit
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oh well you know the other one was
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getting kind of baggy can you believe
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her she did The Impossible she lost all
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that weight and kept these
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fellas thank
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you okay Jordan Jordan This Is My Friend
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Rea hey I'm
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[Applause]
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Jordan I'm Rea so you going to join us
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Rea oh I I no I just think that me and
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my uh fellows will just watch for a
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while well Rea you are not going to get
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into shape by just watching you need to
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sweat a little yeah but you guys got to
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understand it's been a while since I've
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been in a gym like this and I don't
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think hello
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oh bararan you really are getting limber
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remember when you couldn't put your leg
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over my head remember when I didn't want
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to is is is that is that uh legal I mean
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necessary it's critical to stretch your
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muscles out before you exercise them
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otherwise you could really hurt
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something turn
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over Reba you need to watch this one
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this one is my favorite
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there we go now this gives a good
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stretch to the back and chest muscles
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really should do this once a day oh I'd
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do it all day if I
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could you know is this one of these gems
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that has the heat on real highz I'm
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sweating okay oh wow time for some
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weightlifting oh good that's enough of
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that
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stretching hello
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okay let's knock this out okay yeah okay
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all right you know I I think I've seen
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enough so what do you think you have any
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interest in getting a personal
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trainer only if he takes me out to
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dinner
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first are you sure
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Reaper seriously this is one of the best
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relationships I've ever
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had oh
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I think Jordan has his hands full with
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you oh you're a beginner Reba you'll
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start with dot dot
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yeah this is Reba she seems a little
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tense I'd spend some extra time on the
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stretching hey get down
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there get
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so did you see him what's he like is he
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little could I take
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him he's big but he's not as big as
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dot so what do you think is there
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something going on there
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look Brock I was hoping that I could go
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down to the gym and check things out and
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come back and tell you that there's
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nothing to worry about
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but that's it Rea come on okay I don't
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know if they're having an affair or not
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but if they keep working out like that
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they might be having a
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baby and I knew there was something
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going on hey everybody I'm here and I'm
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thin
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well oh hi honey don't you hi honey me
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what are you talking about oh man did
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you honestly think that I wouldn't find
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out about you and Jordan what we were
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working out it was perfectly innocent
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Reba tell them what you saw I don't want
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to get involved she said you're having
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an affair any more than I already
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am okay Jordan and I are not having an
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affair he's gay what re do you honestly
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think I would let a straight man grab my
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breasts excuse
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me he grabbed your breasts he's gay he
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wasn't touching them he was arranging
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them okay then everything's fine carry
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on with your lives no Reba everything is
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not fine I had no idea you were so
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threatened by the new me the slim waist
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the toned legs the fellas the fellas the
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girls oh the puppies
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I am not threatened by you really yeah
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then why'd you go down to the gym what
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were you spying on me
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no okay
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yes I went down to the gym cuz I thought
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there was something going on between you
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and Jordan why would you think that
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because you've changed I have not yes
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you have ever since you lost all that
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weight you're pushy and obnoxious and
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you always want to be the center of
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attention hello I've always been that
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way
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she kind of got a point
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there yeah well something's changed
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Barbara Jean yeah the way you guys look
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at me I'm still the same Barbara jeene I
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always was I'm just less
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winded you know she might be right could
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be us I'm sorry honey reever just got me
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all worked up that's
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look Barbara jeene the truth
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is I think I went down to the gym almost
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hoping that I'd find you doing something
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wrong you know anything so I could feel
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Superior to you and your skinny butt
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so I'm sorry sorry yeah this is great
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for the first time since we've known
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each other you want to be me
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I don't want to be you I know it's even
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better you want to look like
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[Applause]
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me hey where are you going just going to
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go grab something to
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eat I'll see you next
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deer hey buddy what are we watching
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Sweet Life is no we're
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not want a rock paper scissor for it
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fine let's go you're going to pick
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scissors aren't you get
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out hey honey hey baby I need to talk to
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you honey I just got the TV well I
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started thinking that maybe you don't
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think of me as new pretty
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because I don't do enough to keep your
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interest no honey you're way hot
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guilty but anyway I thought that maybe I
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should you know change my look every now
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and then just to keep things fresh
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so I bought a
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wig Chey put that down listen to me I I
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think it's a good thing that when I look
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at you I don't see the beautiful girl
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with the killer bod I I see my wife and
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I'm attracted to her whether she's all
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dressed up ready to go out or just
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sitting on the couch wearing those
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washed up flannel
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pajamas really yeah you're beautiful to
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me because of who you are a I feel kind
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of stupid that's also who you are and I
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love
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it come on you where are we going oh we
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are going upstairs
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well hold
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on I thought you didn't want me to wear
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that sometimes I want to feel new pretty
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