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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) All right, already, I'm coming.
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Oh, jeez.
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Oh, in the morning?
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Not so hot so hard.
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No kidding, Rach.
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Give me a break, I'm running late.
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You live upstairs, what is it, like a
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20-foot commute?
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Come on, I need coffee.
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I need coffee.
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And a shower.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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So, uh, who did what this weekend?
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Jake, you first.
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Uh, guys, this is Amanda.
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We met at a wedding in Jersey this
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weekend.
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Wow, usually they just let you take home
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a centerpiece.
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She gave me a ride home, and she
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wanted to see where I worked.
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Well, what can I say, she got a
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little excited.
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By what, your extensive gum selection?
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By everything.
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I'd say get a room, but I think
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we're in it.
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Oh, wait a minute, did you guys have
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sex in here?
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You just got that.
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That's disgusting.
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Hey, don't complain, your diner finally has a
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satisfied customer.
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Oh, sorry.
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You know how people get carried away when
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they're, uh, newlyweds.
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Newlyweds?
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Yeah, we got married.
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What?
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Married?
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You heard us, we're married.
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Oh, my God, I don't know what to
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say.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, congratulations, Jake.
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You got married?
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Oh, yeah, it was just sort of this
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spontaneous thing.
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We were both in the wedding party, and
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we were paired up to walk down the
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aisle together.
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Yeah, and the minute she took my arm,
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there was this connection.
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It was amazing.
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No, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a
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minute.
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You got married?
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It's an after-ceremony, you know, we talked
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and danced all night.
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Next thing I know, it's four in the
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morning, I'm in her car, driving, all right?
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Amanda's through the sunroof with her top off,
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screaming.
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You were driving?
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You were topless?
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You got married?
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It's a Sunday morning, we got a minister,
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and, you know, the rest is history.
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Hmm.
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Driving, topless, married?
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Uh, you know, we should probably go, because
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we have a million things to do.
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Yeah, listen, guys, we're having a party tomorrow
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night to celebrate, and we really want you
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to be there.
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Okay, yeah, we'll be there.
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Okay, bye.
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Can you believe it?
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Jake's married.
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I just wish you could have been there
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to see the wedding.
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If we'd gotten here five minutes earlier, we
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could have seen the honeymoon.
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Well, it's official.
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Love's not only blind, it's deaf and dumb.
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You're terrible.
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Reggie already called me and told me everything.
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I think it's great that Jake got married.
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Yeah, why would you take a beautiful tradition
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like nailing a bridesmaid at a wedding and
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ruin it?
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I think it's romantic.
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Romantic?
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They drove in from Jersey, and they did
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it on the floor of a diner.
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The last time Lewis and I were on
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the floor, we were looking for the remote.
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I mean, what was he thinking?
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You know, marriage isn't supposed to come at
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the beginning of a new relationship.
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It's supposed to be a last-ditch effort
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to save a dying relationship.
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For God's sake, he doesn't even know the
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woman.
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I almost married a guy I didn't know.
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Really?
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Who was he?
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I just told you I didn't know.
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Actually, the story isn't that interesting.
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I was in Turkey.
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There was a poker game.
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It was Holy Week.
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Well, you know the drill.
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Anyway, um, we're all going in on the
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gift.
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Oh, oh, great.
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Now I'm being blackmailed into getting a gift.
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Oh, right, blackmail.
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That's a part of the story I forgot.
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Margaret, the marriage is a joke.
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We can't be expected to get a gift.
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We're not expected to get a gift, John.
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We-we want to give a gift.
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It's our way of sharing our joy.
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Yeah, well, I can't spare any joy.
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I'm running on fumes as it is.
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Hey, guys.
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Looks like you got yourself a small fracture,
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Ricky.
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What happened?
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Well, he was moving some boxes.
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We got this new shipment.
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Imported merchandise.
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Great stuff.
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Yeah, great stuff.
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You know, watches.
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Rings, bracelets.
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Necklaces.
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I got it.
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And we got some great Ricard Vanu clocks.
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Never heard of them.
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You got to be kidding.
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He's got to be kidding.
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No kidding.
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These things retail for at least 300 bucks.
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Yeah, but we'll cut you a deal.
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Oh, yeah?
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So they're stolen?
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He didn't say that.
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I didn't say that.
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So they're real?
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He didn't say that.
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They're reproductions.
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You know, Vanu-esque.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let me ask you something.
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Would something like that make a good wedding
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gift?
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Well, when you care enough to almost make
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it look like you've sent the very best.
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How much?
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We're gonna sell them for 50.
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But for you, 35.
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30.
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Done.
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20.
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Well, you just agreed on 30.
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I didn't agree.
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You said 30.
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I said done.
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I wasn't done.
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Trust me.
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You're done.
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Coffee, Reg?
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Oh, good.
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I'm glad you're here.
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We need to talk about Jake's gift.
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It's 50 bucks a person.
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Not for this person.
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You're not getting them a gift?
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I swear, Becker, you're not only the least
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romantic man I've ever met, but you're the
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cheapest.
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Really?
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Would you call this cheap?
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Oh, my God, Becker.
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It's a Ricard Vanu.
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I always wanted one.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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When you get married, if time is still
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measured on a clock, I'll give you one.
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Oh, please.
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Like you won't be dead by then.
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Oh, come on.
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By then, we'll all be dead.
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Well, why'd you get them a present anyway?
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I thought you said their marriage was a
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joke.
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Well, it is a joke, but Jake's my
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best friend, and, well, Margaret guilted me into
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it.
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What are you getting them?
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You'll see.
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Bob should be here any minute.
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You let Bob pick out your gift?
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He's not picking it out.
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He's picking it up.
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Oh, my God, what did I do?
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Greetings, all.
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Bob, why aren't you carrying two crystal champagne
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flutes with a matching ice bucket?
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Done to death.
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Change of plan.
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What did you do?
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I bought them the one gift that every
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newlywed wants more than anything else in the
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world.
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That's right.
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You guessed it.
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Beef.
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Beef?
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Yeah, think about it, Reg.
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Not everybody drinks champagne, but everybody loves beef.
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I'm not a vegetarian.
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You know what?
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You didn't chip in, so you don't get
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to talk, okay?
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Anyway, this isn't just any beef.
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This is Montana beef.
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So fresh, they kill it in a truck
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on the way to your house.
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Bob, you're taking it back.
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Nobody wants meat for their wedding.
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How do you know?
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You've never been married.
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Well, by the time I get married, you'll
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be dead.
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Reg, you know...
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Oh, shut up.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hope you all can make it to the
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party tonight.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll see you tonight.
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I gotta go call Montana and get them
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to turn the truck around.
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Did we invite him?
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Doesn't matter.
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He'll show up anyway.
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So what time do you want us there
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tonight?
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Oh, yeah, the party kicks off about 7
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.30. Oh, actually, it's 8 o'clock.
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7.30, 8 o'clock, whatever.
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No, not whatever.
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8 o'clock.
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Did we or did we not agree on
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8 o'clock?
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Well, I told them 7.30, figuring they'd
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be a half hour late.
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This way, they'll be on time.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you tell them 8 o'clock
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and have them show up at 8 o
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'clock?
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You know what?
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Don't take it out on me just because
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none of your friends want to come.
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My friends don't live here, Jake.
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And besides, they have real jobs.
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They can't just drop things on a moment's
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notice.
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You know, making wind chimes out of soup
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cans is hardly a job.
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Oh, but selling combs and candy is.
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Hey, hey, don't you yell at me.
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Don't you yell at me.
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Well, how else am I supposed to get
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anything through that thick skull of yours?
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Oh, so now I'm stupid?
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You know what?
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You just drive me crazy.
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You drive me crazy.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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No, baby, you're so sorry.
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Oh, great.
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Now we're all sorry.
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Jake, let's go home.
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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What the hell was that?
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The shortest production of Virginia Woolf I've ever
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seen.
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Oh.
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Okay, can I have your attention, please?
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A bunch of us down at the diner
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chipping for a wedding gift.
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Well, except for Becker, who, as we all
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know, is a cheap bastard.
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Here, here.
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Hey, that was not the toast.
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So, if you'd all step over to the
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window, Bob will show you what, in his
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humble opinion, is a pretty amazing gift.
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Bob, what's going on?
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I thought you were supposed to get champagne
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flutes.
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That's what I kicked in for.
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Change of plan, girls.
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Go with it.
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Come on, Jake, you're not even looking out
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the window.
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What difference does it make?
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Where are we supposed to be looking at?
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You just look out there.
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You'll see it.
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That party over there, that's better than this
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one?
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No.
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Look up.
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You see the Big Dipper?
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No.
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Well, if you could, you'd look 18 stars
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over and see the newest star in the
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galaxy.
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It's inspired by the love of Jake and
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Amanda, and it's called Jamanda.
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You are so dead.
330
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And you're in big trouble.
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00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,430
Wow, guys, that is an amazing gift.
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Thank you, everybody.
333
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And so original.
334
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I mean, most gifts are so stupid.
335
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,590
Like, who needs another blender or champagne flute?
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Yes, we thought it would be the perfect
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gift.
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We did?
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The train's leaving.
340
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I'm getting on it.
341
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,370
Yeah, well, I got something for you, too.
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Something you can actually see, hold, and know
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for sure exists.
344
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Yeah, that's for you.
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00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,230
Oh, my gosh!
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It's a clock, Jake, a Ricard Venue.
347
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,190
This is so beautiful.
348
00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:49,910
Wow, John, for a normal person, this is
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a generous gift, but for you, it's a
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miracle.
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00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,190
You know, I've got just where to put
352
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it.
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00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:56,070
Over here on the credenza.
354
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:56,990
Oh, no, no, no, no, honey.
355
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,130
I think it would look much better over
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here on the table.
357
00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:59,430
Yeah, but you know what?
358
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:00,450
I want to put it over here.
359
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,670
This is a perfect place for it.
360
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,530
Trust me, it's better on the table.
361
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,050
Oh, what, because I'm blind?
362
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,230
You think I don't know what looks good?
363
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,910
No, I think I have better taste.
364
00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,290
Oh, so now I have bad taste.
365
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,050
From the looks of this place, you've always
366
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had bad taste.
367
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:13,930
Well, maybe I do.
368
00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:15,650
I married you, didn't I?
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00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:16,130
Fine!
370
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,290
Fine, why don't you take back your stupid
371
00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,670
ring and your stupid friends and their stupid
372
00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:21,110
gifts?
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00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:22,730
Amanda!
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00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:23,670
Amanda!
375
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:23,770
Amanda!
376
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:28,350
Don't you yell at me!
377
00:11:28,510 --> 00:11:29,750
Don't you yell at me!
378
00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:30,610
What is your problem?
379
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:31,390
Starting a fight right now!
380
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,850
You know, I just love giving gifts.
381
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,610
It's how we share our joy.
382
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,090
Well, say what you want, but...
383
00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,130
Can I always have Jemanda?
384
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,110
Can you hear me walking out the door?
385
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:42,690
Oh, great!
386
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,030
Here's 20 bucks for cab fare!
387
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:44,510
Keep it!
388
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,110
I don't want to take all your money!
389
00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:47,950
Don't you ever get tired of embarrassing yourself?
390
00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:48,790
I guess not.
391
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:49,270
This is awkward.
392
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,230
Well, I think that party's still going on
393
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:53,030
across the street.
394
00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:55,030
I'm sorry.
395
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:56,270
Come here.
396
00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,810
Oh, Jake.
397
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,890
I don't think they're fighting anymore.
398
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,090
Oh, Jake.
399
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,730
This is even more awkward.
400
00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,350
Oh, oh, Jake.
401
00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:09,670
Oh, man.
402
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,110
Oh, crap hook!
403
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:32,650
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
404
00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:32,750
Jake.
405
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,630
Oh, thank God.
406
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,150
I'm telling you, I think we should leave.
407
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,910
No, that would be rude.
408
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,970
As opposed to what they're doing in there?
409
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,650
Yeah, I feel dirty.
410
00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:50,810
Really?
411
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:51,490
How dirty?
412
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:54,730
Come on, let's leave.
413
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,270
John, sorry about your clock.
414
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,310
Hey, I did my part.
415
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,170
Lunatics want to smash my wedding present.
416
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:01,930
That's their problem.
417
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,190
Well, they can get it fixed.
418
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,130
All they have to do is take it
419
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,130
back to the store where you bought it.
420
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:05,770
Yeah, whatever.
421
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:07,790
Oh, yeah, store.
422
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,610
You know what?
423
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,510
Maybe I should take it back for them
424
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,470
and, uh, get it fixed.
425
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,370
Look, before we leave, I gotta get my
426
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:16,570
coat.
427
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:17,930
You didn't have a coat.
428
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:18,970
All right, all right, I'm coming.
429
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,670
Margaret, look over there.
430
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,390
He is so hot.
431
00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:36,770
Which one?
432
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,130
The hot one.
433
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:42,670
Hey, fellas, come on back.
434
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:46,570
Hello.
435
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:47,970
Hi.
436
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,250
Now, do you know which one I'm talking
437
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:52,590
about?
438
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:54,330
No.
439
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,070
Because I live here on planet Earth.
440
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,030
Thanks for coming in.
441
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:02,350
Ricky.
442
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:04,850
Is everything okay with my x-rays?
443
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:06,270
Oh, no, oh, everything's fine.
444
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,010
No, no, no, I just, uh...
445
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,210
I need another one of those clocks.
446
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,230
You know, my friend broke it, and I
447
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,750
told him I'd take it back to the
448
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,970
store and, you know, fix it.
449
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,330
You can't take it back to the store.
450
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:17,150
There is no store.
451
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,130
You got it from our van.
452
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:18,870
Yeah, our van.
453
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:19,550
I know that.
454
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:20,310
I know that.
455
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,570
That's why I need another one.
456
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,590
Well, we don't have any more.
457
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,570
Well, can't you go back to your supplier?
458
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:27,990
You hear that?
459
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:28,690
I heard that, yeah.
460
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,850
Our supplier's out of town for the next
461
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:32,950
three to five years.
462
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:35,630
Well, what are you telling me?
463
00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:36,550
That I'm gonna have to go to a
464
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:38,730
real store and buy a real clock?
465
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:39,790
Because I can't afford that.
466
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,010
You can take another look in the van.
467
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:41,950
We got lots of other stuff.
468
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:42,490
Good stuff.
469
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,050
Great stuff.
470
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,390
How about a George Foreman grill?
471
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:44,930
$150.
472
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,170
I thought those were, like, $30.
473
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:49,430
Yeah, but this is really George Foreman's grill.
474
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,400
Look, I went online to the Star Store,
475
00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,320
and I bought them a star.
476
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,520
Are you calling me a liar?
477
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,120
I mean, I would never lie to you,
478
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:02,300
Reg.
479
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,340
What do I have to do to make
480
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:03,920
you believe me?
481
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,560
Show me a receipt.
482
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,020
Okay, look.
483
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,020
On my way to get them a gift,
484
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,880
I happened to pass by OTB, and there
485
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,460
was a horse running called Wedding Cake.
486
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,540
I mean, can you believe it?
487
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,640
I mean, it was a hundred-to-one
488
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:15,940
shot.
489
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:16,700
What are the chances?
490
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:18,760
A hundred-to-one?
491
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,440
I don't know.
492
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:20,680
Maybe.
493
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,140
Anyway, the horse broke its leg in the
494
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,540
first furlong, and they took it out back
495
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:25,040
and shot it.
496
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,860
Long story short, he didn't finish.
497
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,620
I want my 50 bucks back.
498
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,360
Okay, look.
499
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,320
Jake and Amanda think they have a star,
500
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,860
and Margaret and Linda think they got it
501
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:36,200
for them.
502
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,380
Let's keep this between us.
503
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,400
Bob, you're despicable.
504
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,680
You're totally dishonest.
505
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,820
You take our money, and then you lie
506
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,320
about it.
507
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:43,680
Make it a hundred.
508
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,220
We'll call it even.
509
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:44,540
Deal.
510
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,680
Hey, cop, what's in the bag?
511
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:49,800
The big dipper.
512
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,580
You want to buy it?
513
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,300
See that?
514
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,560
Yeah, don't touch it.
515
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,820
As a matter of fact, don't even look
516
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:56,140
at it.
517
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,440
I don't want to take any chances.
518
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,800
I'd be damn hungry to spend another 300
519
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,260
bucks.
520
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,600
You spent $300 getting that clock fixed?
521
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,920
No, no, I meant, you know, the original
522
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,680
300 that I spent, you know, at the,
523
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,520
uh, the store where I bought it, you
524
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:10,860
know, originally.
525
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:14,680
Hey, guys.
526
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,740
Oh, good, yeah, you're here.
527
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,120
Here's your stupid clock, all right?
528
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:19,780
Congratulations.
529
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,100
I don't know if congratulations is the right
530
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:23,400
word.
531
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,540
Amanda and I just got an annulment.
532
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,760
An annulment?
533
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:27,880
Oh, I'm sorry.
534
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:28,520
What happened?
535
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,480
Well, we both realized that marriage is a
536
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,180
big step and that we rushed into it.
537
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,180
Yeah, you sure as hell did, you know,
538
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,840
not to mention the fact that you two
539
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,880
were terrible together.
540
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,640
I mean, come on, let's face it.
541
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,020
This is not a girl you marry.
542
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,200
It's just some easy girl you pick up
543
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,880
at a wedding, sleep with and dump the
544
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,440
next day.
545
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,400
Believe me, you did the right thing.
546
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,580
I mean, she's insane.
547
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,620
You just, you just got yourself a free
548
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,580
pass out of crazy town, my friend.
549
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,080
What I was going to say is that
550
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,540
Amanda and I are staying together.
551
00:16:59,500 --> 00:16:59,860
Oh.
552
00:16:59,860 --> 00:16:59,960
Oh.
553
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,520
Because we happen to still love each other
554
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,180
very much.
555
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,380
We're just not going to be married.
556
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,359
Hey, hey, haven't you said enough?
557
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,079
Real nice, Becker.
558
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,900
Every single day you tell me to shut
559
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,560
my mouth.
560
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,520
Today when I needed you the most, where
561
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,560
the hell were you?
562
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:31,780
What?
563
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,660
Let me ask you something.
564
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,520
You know, when two people get married and
565
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,400
you give them a very expensive clock, then
566
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,260
they get unmarried, doesn't that clock revert back
567
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:51,520
to you?
568
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,640
I mean, isn't that the law?
569
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,680
What is wrong with you?
570
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,560
Jake is going through a very difficult time
571
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,900
right now and all you care about is
572
00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,920
that stupid clock.
573
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,840
It happens to be a...
574
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,340
Jake is not only your best friend, he
575
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,720
may be your only friend.
576
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,200
Oh, please, come on.
577
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:06,840
What about...
578
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,180
Or, uh...
579
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,840
Or, um...
580
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,980
Boy, I better go talk to him.
581
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:26,500
Hi.
582
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,140
Oh, hi.
583
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,200
Look...
584
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:39,960
I know.
585
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,280
I mean it.
586
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,140
Me too.
587
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,740
So, are we okay?
588
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:50,840
Yeah.
589
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,360
We're cool.
590
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,800
Hey, you know, had to be said.
591
00:18:58,740 --> 00:18:59,100
Um...
592
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,720
Hanks, you know, I better take off.
593
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,000
I'll see you tomorrow, my friend.
594
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,520
You know what, John?
595
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,260
There's something else.
596
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,360
You know about that clock?
597
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:05,940
What clock?
598
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,400
You know, the clock he gave us for
599
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:07,720
our wedding?
600
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,840
I wouldn't feel right keeping it.
601
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,780
I want you to have it.
602
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:14,440
Oh.
603
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:16,360
Oh, no, no, no.
604
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,440
That wouldn't be right.
605
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,340
You keep it.
606
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,600
No, no, just be a reminder of a
607
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,260
big mistake.
608
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, that's what marriages are all about.
609
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:28,760
You want this clock, don't you?
610
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,420
Very much.
611
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,240
Oh, hi.
612
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,880
Hi, baby.
613
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:35,200
Hi.
614
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,100
Hey, you know what, I'm gonna take off
615
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:41,300
today.
616
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:41,840
I'll see you later.
617
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,240
Why is he taking our clock?
618
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,100
Well, technically, we're not married anymore.
619
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,960
So, he came back to reclaim his wedding
620
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,300
gift?
621
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,380
Boy, that Bob guy was right.
622
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,560
He really is a cheap bastard.
623
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,700
I'm standing right here.
624
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,120
You know what, John is my friend.
625
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,520
Don't insult him like that, all right?
626
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,360
Don't you have any tact?
627
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,180
I say what I feel, and if you
628
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,000
can't deal with that, maybe that's your problem.
629
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:03,960
You know what, John is right.
630
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,780
You are crazy.
631
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,320
I must be crazy to get involved with
632
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:07,580
you.
633
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,720
Hey, you want to leave, leave.
634
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,780
Fine, just give me five minutes to pack,
635
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,620
and I'm out of here.
636
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:12,980
Hell, you know where the door is.
637
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,820
You'll never see me again.
638
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,500
I never saw you in the first place.
639
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,080
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
640
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:20,880
Oh, I'm sorry.
641
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:22,760
I'm...
642
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:28,020
Could I, could I, could I at least
643
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:28,720
get the...
644
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,820
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
645
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,420
I'm a bad man.
646
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,500
You bad.
647
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,160
You're so bad.
648
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,900
They're not married, and I'm out 300 bucks.
649
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,380
You know the hell I am.
650
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,700
All right, it's all right, I'm a doctor.
651
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:25,020
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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