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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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I am worried about Melissa.
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Hey, guys, how would you like to stay?
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You're not gonna regret this.
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I know we won't.
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You lied!
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So you could infect me with the virus!
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I think I killed him!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I told you he was crazy.
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Oh, yeah, Lewis, this isn't
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a "Who-Knew-Who Was-Crazy-When" contest.
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And if it was, I won
'cause I knew it all along.
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Oh, please, you could not
get his jeans on fast enough.
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I put them on very slowly, Lewis.
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Hey, hey, why are we slowing down?
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- I'm flooring it. Nothing's happening.
- It's the gas.
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Gas goes bad.
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Pull over. We can hide in that house!
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Oh! Okay, get in! Get in!
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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- Tandy, close the door.
- Hey, I'm trying.
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- Help me with this.
- Okay.
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Oh... my... God.
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- No way.
- What?
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I think we might be in Cher's house.
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Well, I don't know.
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It could be a fan or a drag queen.
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Nope, this is definitely Cher's house.
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She still looks radiant.
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I mean, I-I... I just grazed
him! I think I... It was just...
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It was just a tap. I mean,
Pat's gonna be fine, right?
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I definitely heard bones breaking.
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I'm night blind,
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so I've run over a lot of animals.
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Possums, coons,
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squirrels, dogs and cats, of course,
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and one animal... I
never knew what it was,
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but it yelled "Stop!"
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Might have been a parrot.
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Yeah, so I'm thinking just maybe
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a couple broken bones, or...?
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Oh, no, you hit him dead-on.
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I mean, we're talking full on smush.
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Yeah, but, I mean, he's
gonna be fine, right?
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Oh, yeah, a lot of people
pull through situations
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where their intestines
shoot out their butts.
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- Good God.
- Todd,
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you should be hoping you killed him,
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'cause if you didn't,
he'll be coming for us.
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And right on cue, the freakin'
peanut gallery opens his shell
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and shoots off his little peanut mouth.
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Carol, what are you doing?
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I'm just having trouble
reading your emotions.
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Oh, you're irritated.
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Okay, all I'm saying with
my little peanut mouth
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is that we need to
be very cautious here.
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Yeah, I'm with Lewis.
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Let's leave before Pat
comes back and kills us all,
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or makes us wear those
friggin' janky jeans.
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Okay, fine, since Lewis has
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everyone's panties
jumping up their buns,
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I'll go over there and check it out.
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No way, Tandy! What if they're right,
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and he makes us wear the janky jeans?
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Look, I'll be very careful.
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You know me. I'm an
expert at sneaking around.
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Oh, my God, what's that?
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See?
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I'm gonna be just fine.
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Pat?
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It's me... Tandy.
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Now, don't get any ideas!
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I'm not alone!
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I ran into some ex-Marines
and MMA fighters.
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Guys, introduce yourselves.
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Hey, I'm Jed. Semper Fi!
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I'm CJ. Jujitsu is my game!
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Oh, hey, there. I'm Frisco.
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I'm a neck snapper!
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Oh, and hello.
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I am, uh, Julius.
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Uh, Semper Fi. Another marine.
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Okay, Pat, it's me again... Tandy.
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Now, we're gonna come out.
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Don't try anything stupid, okay?
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We're all heavily armed.
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Okay, guys, single file.
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Come on, hup two!
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Pat?
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Bud?
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You okay?
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Pat?
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Taking a little snooze, huh?
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Pat?
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Watch out!
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I guess I should
probably say a few words.
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Get your hat off!
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Wow.
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Pat, we had some good times,
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and then at the end there,
we had a really quick bad one
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that led to this.
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But even though you turned into
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kind of a monster there at the end,
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and, you know, you
tried to kill my brother,
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you still deserve a proper burial.
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Everybody here? If I
could get your attention.
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Uh, bring it in, take a knee.
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Melissa? Melissa?
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Uh, thank you.
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Yeah.
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Got something I, uh... I got to say.
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He dead.
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He dead?
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He's dead, or he died.
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In times of grief,
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people often abandon
the rules of contraction.
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Oh, my God, I killed someone.
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Hey, buck up, bud.
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You did the right thing.
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Yeah,
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- you saved us from a ropeable psycho.
- Yeah.
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You're a hero, Todd. He was a bad guy.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna need... need a minute.
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Oh, way to go, Lewis.
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Calling him a hero.
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Read the room, dude!
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Todd?
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Yeah...
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Hey, bud.
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You're really taking this hard.
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Tandy, I killed someone!
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That doesn't go away, man.
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This'll be with me for
the rest of my life.
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I'm not sure I know
how to live with this.
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Come on, Todd, you don't mean that.
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I do!
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I don't know how to live with this!
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Todd? Todd? Todd? Todd?
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Todd? Todd? Todd?
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- What?
- Todd?
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Huh?
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Pat is alive.
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- What?
- Yeah, he's alive.
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That can't be.
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Well, it-it... it be.
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But you told everybody he was dead.
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Well, yeah, I told 'em
what they needed to hear.
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You know I do that from time to time.
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I mean, how do you think
they'd feel if they knew
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some deranged maniac
was on the loose? Huh?
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So I didn't kill him?
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No. He's totally alive.
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In fact, he's moving around
better than I've ever seen him.
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Just, like, j... hoppin'
around, jumping around.
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- I got to go talk to him.
- Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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That's a bad idea. That's
a bad idea. He's pissed.
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This is my mess, and
I got to clean it up.
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I'm gonna do it with
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- or without your blessing, okay?
- No...
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Uh, uh, o-okay, okay,
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okay, yes, yes. Okay, fine, fine.
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But let me go over there
first, okay? You know that
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Pat and I are buds, so, uh, you know,
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maybe I can heat up the pool
a little before you dive in.
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Yeah, sure, okay.
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Hey, Todd?
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You feel better?
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You know, this is gonna sound selfish,
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because Pat's alive
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and the group is in danger,
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but, yeah,
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I really do.
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Good, good.
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Okay, I'll be back very soon.
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And-and, Todd, do not tell the others.
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Pat? Pat, I'm here with Todd,
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like I told you.
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He's here to apologize.
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Pat! Where'd you go off to, bud?
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Pat!
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Oh, good God.
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What the hell?
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I just talked to him, like, an hour ago,
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and he seemed to be cooling down.
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Something must've set him off.
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So crazy. I mean,
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what a difference an hour makes.
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Heck, less than an hour.
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55 minutes. Maybe even 50.
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Paint's wet.
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Yep, definitely done
within the last hour.
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Looks like he lit a little incense.
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What do these take,
like, an hour to burn?
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So it must've been lit,
like, 30 minutes ago.
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So recent.
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Tandy, look at these.
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Oh, my God, let me see that.
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That ink's, like, 18, 20 minutes old.
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He was just here.
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- Oh, damn it!
- He was just here.
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What are we gonna do about the others?
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- What do you mean?
- They're gonna want to come back here.
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- Eh, it's fine.
- No, Tandy,
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there is a maniac on the
loose, and he is pissed at us.
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Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no, I see your
point. Yes, yes, yes.
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Okay. Uh, oh...
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- how 'bout this?
- Okay.
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We stay away for a few days.
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- Right.
- Maybe we'll get lucky
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and he'll, you know, come back here
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and paint something on the wall
saying he sailed off to Hawaii.
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Wouldn't it be nice if he did that?
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But, hey, what are
the chances? We'll see.
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How are we gonna keep 'em from
coming back here without scaring 'em?
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Easy. Just follow my lead.
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Okay, guys, so, uh, I took Todd over
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to see Pat's dead body.
You know, desensitize him.
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And it went great. Right, T?
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Uh, yeah, you bet.
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Y-You know, I, uh...
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I-I looked at it, uh, long enough to...
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feel better.
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Anyway, so I think it might be best
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to just hunker down here
for the next few days.
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It's pretty gross over there.
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It's like a freakin' flock of seals
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jumped into a wood chipper.
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I mean, like, every inch
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of the place is coated
in blood and stool.
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Right, T?
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Yeah, blood, stool, vomit.
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Vomit. Forgot about the vomit.
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- Semen.
- I didn't see that.
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But, okay, yeah, semen, sure.
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- I don't care. I want to go home.
- I know you do,
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Care Bear, but I'm gonna
have to insist that we stay.
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- I'm making the call here.
- You know, Tandy,
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I think people can make
their own decisions.
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Is that so?
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Yep. I'm going back.
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- That's my decision.
- Yeah,
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I'm my own person, and I'm
going back if Gail goes back.
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Let's go.
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- You're making a big mistake.
- No, guys!
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Please, don't-don't go! Listen,
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Tandy, we got to tell 'em.
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Tell us what?
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Tandy!
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Tandy!
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Guys, Pat is alive.
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- What?
- What?
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But, Tandy, you told us he was dead!
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Guys, guys,
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00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,773
guys, relax, okay?
262
00:11:57,798 --> 00:11:59,182
Pat is very dead.
263
00:12:00,214 --> 00:12:01,228
No, Tandy,
264
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,362
we got to come clean.
265
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:04,097
Listen, Tandy lied to you
266
00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:05,554
because he didn't want to scare you.
267
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,273
But the truth is Pat is alive,
268
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,249
and he is friggin' pissed at us.
269
00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:11,123
- Oh, Lord on high.
- Oh...
270
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,474
Fine, yes, yes, yes,
271
00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,726
- w-we have to be honest, right?
- Yes.
272
00:12:16,751 --> 00:12:18,701
Okay, and the truth is...
273
00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:21,062
Pat is alive.
274
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,043
I don't understand this game!
275
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:25,292
Tandy, which is it?
276
00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,470
Pat is dead.
277
00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:28,885
- What?
- He's alive.
278
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,303
He's-he's dead.
279
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,361
He's alive.
280
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,306
Philip Tandrew Miller,
is he alive or is he dead?
281
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:41,689
Tandy?
282
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:47,997
He's alive.
283
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:49,745
Oh, bloody hell, Tandy!
284
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,203
God, what are we gonna
do? What are we gonna do?!
285
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:54,454
- We need weapons!
- Yeah.
286
00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:58,308
Oh, farts.
287
00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:00,726
Grab Oscars, Emmys,
288
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,460
Grammys, Golden Globes!
289
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,448
Anything that can be turned into a shiv!
290
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,906
Guys, come on,
291
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:08,155
relax! I mean, he's just one guy!
292
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:11,399
Just one guy who wants to
kill us, you friggin' dingbat!
293
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,215
He doesn't want to kill us.
294
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,681
Tandy, he literally
wrote on the wall he wants
295
00:13:15,706 --> 00:13:18,015
to cut our heads off
and drink our blood!
296
00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:24,622
Melissa?
297
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,937
Melissa? What are you doing up there?
298
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,188
Oh, I'm just in Cher's tree
299
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,881
throwing some of Cher's
bocce balls at Cher's vases.
300
00:13:37,906 --> 00:13:41,224
Okay, but, hon, I'm-I'm
gonna need you to come down,
301
00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:45,473
because it turns out
that Pat is way more alive
302
00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:49,006
- than previously advertised.
- Oh, that's too bad.
303
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,127
Be right back.
304
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,544
Wait, where you going?
305
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,459
To kill him. Oh.
306
00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:54,748
I don't have a gun.
307
00:13:54,986 --> 00:13:56,332
- Do you have a gun?
- Melissa,
308
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:57,417
are you okay?
309
00:13:58,169 --> 00:13:59,386
I'm fine.
310
00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:00,941
You know, I just worry because
311
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,230
it's only been two
days since, you know...
312
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,591
Since I killed that guy?
313
00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:05,905
Yeah.
314
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,117
Eh, well, don't worry about me.
315
00:14:08,336 --> 00:14:10,074
I can turn it off like a faucet.
316
00:14:11,145 --> 00:14:12,483
Just like a faucet.
317
00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,520
Carol?
318
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:27,621
Tandy.
319
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,451
Carol, what are you doing?
320
00:14:31,813 --> 00:14:33,760
Oh, Tandy, I'm so scared.
321
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,500
What if Pat comes here and finds us?
322
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:38,793
- He's not going to.
- You don't know that for sure.
323
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:42,161
Yes, I do, okay?
324
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:43,753
It's not possible.
325
00:14:43,778 --> 00:14:46,637
Anything's possible if
you put your mind to it.
326
00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:47,508
Not this time.
327
00:14:47,874 --> 00:14:49,457
Here, have a seat.
328
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,274
Carol, Pat is dead.
329
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,653
But... well, you said he was alive.
330
00:14:57,678 --> 00:15:00,651
Look, Todd was just so broken
up about the whole thing,
331
00:15:00,676 --> 00:15:02,333
I had to do something.
332
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:03,857
So I lied to him.
333
00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,196
I'm so proud of you.
334
00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:09,636
I mean, you blew it on many,
335
00:15:09,661 --> 00:15:11,719
many levels.
336
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,880
But your intentions were beyond heroic.
337
00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:16,788
But I created such a mess.
338
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,882
I have no idea what to do now.
339
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:22,594
Look, you created a monster here.
340
00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:23,712
Yeah?
341
00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:26,688
So now you just have to kill it.
342
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,758
Oh, good God.
343
00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,617
What, Tandy?
344
00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:37,983
- _
- Aah!
345
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,523
Why God, why?!
346
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,608
This ends now!
347
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,672
No, Tandy,
348
00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:46,944
don't be a hero.
349
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:48,492
- Oh, my God.
- The baby.
350
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,641
- Tandy, where you going?
- The baby!
351
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,103
What's going on?
352
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,618
There, down at the beach.
353
00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:57,768
Pat's come for us,
like a bloodthirsty rat
354
00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,660
to his pied piper.
355
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,625
But Tandy will save us.
356
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,711
Be careful, my love.
357
00:16:05,351 --> 00:16:06,754
Tandy approaches.
358
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,316
Pat is sadistically calm.
359
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,368
Tandy suggests a truce.
360
00:16:11,393 --> 00:16:12,301
Okay, what the hell is this?
361
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:14,332
Shh. Just let it play out.
362
00:16:14,357 --> 00:16:16,106
I like to see where these things go.
363
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:18,641
Diplomacy fails.
364
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:21,676
Tandy delivers a
roundhouse kick to the face.
365
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,541
Oh! That's got to sting.
366
00:16:25,138 --> 00:16:28,480
Tandy is going in for
more. What a takedown!
367
00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:31,026
Body blow, body blow. Left hook,
368
00:16:31,051 --> 00:16:32,823
uppercut, body blow!
369
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:36,692
Wait, what's this? Tandy's
offering to spare Pat's life.
370
00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:38,339
He's extending his hand.
371
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,369
What a gentleman.
372
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:41,268
Oh, no.
373
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:44,411
Oh, no! He's thrown Tandy to the ground.
374
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,053
An epic battle!
375
00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,509
The baby!
376
00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,656
Tandy, no!
377
00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:52,856
Use your strength!
378
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,443
Pat's going for the eyes.
379
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,323
He's poking Tandy's eyes.
380
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,593
With what will he use
381
00:16:57,618 --> 00:17:00,001
to look at our precious baby?
382
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:02,150
Pat's on top. Now Tandy's on top,
383
00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:04,362
and it looks like he's there to stay.
384
00:17:04,387 --> 00:17:07,339
There will be no mercy this time.
385
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,286
Tandy grabs the hacksaw.
386
00:17:09,311 --> 00:17:11,204
He's gonna give it to Pat.
387
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:12,956
He's gonna let Pat know
388
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,181
that he will be judged
on a different plane.
389
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,966
He's finishing him.
390
00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:21,223
So much blood, rivers of blood!
391
00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:24,237
Oh, there's no coming
back from this one, Pat.
392
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,369
This is it for you, Pat.
393
00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:27,883
He's done it!
394
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:31,135
Oh, God, yes! He's done it!
395
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,834
Pat's dead! Pat's dead.
396
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,912
Aah!
397
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:46,642
What the hell was that?
398
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,406
Well, I think it was
pretty self-explanatory.
399
00:17:48,431 --> 00:17:49,699
I took care of beeswax.
400
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,050
Three cheers for Tandy, huh?
401
00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,536
- Oh, Carol. Huzzah!
- Hip, hip, huzzah!
402
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,676
- Hip, hip, huzzah! Join in...
- Huzzah!
403
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,131
join in. Hip, hip,
404
00:17:57,156 --> 00:17:58,336
- huzzah!
- Huzzah.
405
00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,365
That was not Pat.
406
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:00,900
Yeah, that was fake.
407
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,318
- How do you know?
- Pretty sure Pat's body's
408
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,540
not made of foam.
409
00:18:04,572 --> 00:18:07,149
We don't know everything about everyone.
410
00:18:07,174 --> 00:18:09,156
Yeah, come on. The threat is over.
411
00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:10,730
Now can we just move on?
412
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,790
Damn it, Tandy, I've had enough of this.
413
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,742
And I've had enough of you.
414
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,382
You shut the hell up!
415
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,370
Just shut your stupid mouth
416
00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:20,479
and you listen to me for a change!
417
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,449
Do we look like idiots?
418
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,342
Tandy.
419
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,222
Do we look like idiots?
420
00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:34,266
No.
421
00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:36,337
Then why do you treat us like idiots?
422
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,489
Now, just know
423
00:18:41,014 --> 00:18:43,742
that we all already
know the answer to this.
424
00:18:44,531 --> 00:18:45,893
But I want to hear you say it.
425
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:50,243
Was that Pat?
426
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:54,203
No.
427
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,956
Is Pat alive?
428
00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:00,181
No.
429
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,878
So what possible reason do you have
430
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:04,986
to lie to us like this?
431
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:11,971
I killed him, didn't I?
432
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,538
I didn't want you to
have to live with that.
433
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:40,549
Thank you, buddy.
434
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:43,511
That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever done for me.
435
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,089
So, I really wanted you guys
436
00:20:10,114 --> 00:20:12,450
to feel the essence
of Pat here, you know?
437
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:13,749
Get into his psyche.
438
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,049
So this was all you?
439
00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:17,285
Yeah.
440
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,787
It's pretty good, huh?
441
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:21,398
See, I even, uh, misspelled
the word "totally."
442
00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,294
Threw two Ls in there.
443
00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:25,654
- No, that's spelled correctly.
- Huh.
444
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,716
Tandy, did you take a dump in the...
445
00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:28,881
Yeah.
446
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,327
You know, Tandy,
447
00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:33,911
you could have just told Todd
you came back to the house,
448
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,853
saw Pat alive, and killed him yourself.
449
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:41,035
- Yeah.
- How'd you get rid of the boat?
450
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,217
Did you sink it?
451
00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:44,885
What?
452
00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:49,677
Oh, my God.
453
00:20:58,962 --> 00:21:00,098
He gone.
454
00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:07,722
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