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Mmm. This stew
is really doing it for me now.
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Well, yeah,
'cause you're using it as food,
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instead of using it as
a reviving mechanism.
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Look, there's that truck again.
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Oh, goddamn it. Are you telling me
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there's gonna be obnoxious
Americans on this hike?
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'Cause that's the last
thing I want to see.
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Hey, you guys, wait up a second.
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Oh, Frank, why are you carrying
all that stuff, man?
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- We're going on a day hike.
- Nah, I just want to make sure
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Charlie realizes I'm still useful,
uh, you know,
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in case he or Shelley needs
a drink or something to eat.
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You got piss in that canteen?
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No, I got Gatorade in that canteen.
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The other one's got the
piss in case things go bad.
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Oh, there he is.
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Oh.
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- Charlie!
- Hey.
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Yo, pal.
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- Charlie.
- Oh, hello.
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I see you all fell for my ruse.
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What ruse? You asking us to go on a hike
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with your dad, and us saying "yes"?
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Asking someone to do something?
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Exactly.
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And then, them doing it?
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- Precisely, yes.
- Wait a minute.
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Where-Where's Shelley?
You said he was coming with us.
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Oh, yeah. No, Shelley's coming with us.
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He's going on a hike all
the way up the mountain.
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Only thing is, he can't really walk,
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so we're gonna have to carry him.
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- Oh. - What?
- Ugh.
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You know, no offense, Charlie,
but Shelley's fat as shit.
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Oh, no offense taken, Dennis,
because he is fat as shit,
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but, um, he won't really mind us
saying that because he's dead.
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What? What the hell
are you talking about?
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I'm talking about Shelley Kelly, my dad.
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He's dead.
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Oh. Shit.
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_
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- This is crazy.
- No, it's not that crazy, Mac.
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All right? Look,
it's a Kelly family burial tradition.
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We're just gonna carry
the man to the top
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of the mountain, and then we're
gonna chuck him over the side.
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I-I'm not gonna do that.
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Yeah, you know what?
I-I'm not doing it, either.
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But not because I don't
think it's awesome.
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I think... I think it's totally awesome.
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I just am a little
worried about my back.
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- Your back?
- Your back? You've always said
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that your back has the
symmetry of the Vitruvian man,
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and it's the foundation of
your structural essence.
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Yeah, well, why would I want
to ruin my essence, Mac?
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I'm not doing it.
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Look, guys, the men of my family
have been doing this
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for thousands of years,
and it's really important to me
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that we keep this tradition going, okay?
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Now I hate to say this, you know,
but it is an emergency.
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So I'm just gonna blurt it right out.
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Bros before hoes.
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Uh, he's right. Bros before hoes.
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- Yeah, he's got us.
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Bros before hoes, guys.
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That doesn't fit here. Bros before hoes?
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What does that have to do with anything?
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That's sort of a catch-all, Dee.
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Okay, let's just grab a piece
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of the bag, and we'll get it over with.
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- This is gonna suck, but let's just...
- Bros before hoes. Bros before...
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Bros before hoes. Come on.
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- And hoes, too.
- Ugh.
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- Hey.
- Oh, there's got to be a better way.
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Isn't there, like,
a sled or a wagon or something?
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No, they didn't slide my
ancestors up the hill.
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They didn't wagon them.
They carried them.
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Guys, I-I got to be honest.
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I'm-I'm getting a little
worried about my back here.
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Um, can I suggest something?
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What if we burn the body and
carry the ashes up the hill?
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- No, no.
- I could consecrate them.
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Look, no one is going to torch
or consummate all over my dad.
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Yeah, we're here for Charlie.
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Charlie, you hungry? You want a snack?
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I got egg, or you want a...?
Want-want some GORP?
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- Or how about a... how about a wine spritzer?
- Ooh!
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- I'll take a spritzer.
- Bros before hoes, Dee.
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Frank, can I please have
a white wine spritzer?
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- No, no, they're for Charlie.
- Charlie...
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Charlie, order me
a wine spritzer, please.
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All right, one spritzer for Mac,
please, Frank.
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Well, Charlie, order me one then.
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Well, it is bros before hoes,
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and not all of the bros
have been spritzed.
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- Let's spritz Dennis, Charlie.
- I don't really want one.
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Uh, guys, can I suggest something else?
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Uh, what-what if we, uh...?
Now bear with me here.
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- What if we chop the body up?
- Come on.
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And we carry it in pieces, right?
Or-or melt it somehow.
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- Like you did to Dee's doctor guy?
- Well, what?
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- Frank, shut up, man.
- Why? You didn't tell her?
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- Tell me what?
- Ha. Well, well, that doctor showed up
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at the castle, and you weren't there,
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so Dennis poured hot oil on him.
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- Charlie, you sure you don't want to...
- What?!
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Shut up! Come on!
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- Come on.
- Can we please not drop my dad?
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What is he talking about, Dennis?
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Don't worry about it, Dee. Come on.
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It-it wasn't even that hot.
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Did you use the murder hole?
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Dee, don't get mad at me, okay?
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The guy showed up,
and you weren't there.
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What was I supposed to do?
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- Oh, I don't know. Not scald him!
- Oh, come on.
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You weren't there to enjoy
him so I enjoyed him,
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per the castle's wishes.
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Are you still talking to the castle?!
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I thought that was a COVID thing!
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- Oh, Dee, let it go. Let it go!
- Uh.
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Oh, my God, I cannot believe this.
I am out of here.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't go.
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You-you killed my dad with
your stupid banshee curse.
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- My stupid what?
- That's why he died.
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Every Kelly saw a banshee
right before he died.
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My dad saw you, so, you got to be here.
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- Charlie, banshees aren't real!
- Ow!
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- Is that it? Is that what it was?
- Yes, that could be it.
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- Oh, you!
- All right, you know what? Fine.
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Go. We don't even need you.
We were probably gonna throw you
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- from the top anyway!
- I thought about it.
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- Did you think about?
- I did, too. God.
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- I was thinking about it, too, yeah.
- Yeah, well, you got
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- to play it safe, you know? You never know.
- Got to be sure.
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- What if she's a witch?
- What if she's a witch?
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Hey, Frank, you okay, there?
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- I'm ok... yeah.
- I got you. Step.
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I see it.
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There we go.
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- The corner here.
- Yeah.
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I hate to admit it,
but this is a lot heavier without Dee.
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- How much weight was she bearing?
- I don't know.
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Well, it's that monstrous
spine of hers, you know?
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The scoliosis hardened
it into petrified wood,
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unlike my back which is
pretty much all muscle.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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- Oh! You all right?
- You-you okay?
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Yeah. I'm good. I'm good.
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- I just...
- Well, what did... what did you trip on?
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Um, I don't know. Just something
on the ground or something.
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Hey, let me jump back in there, yeah?
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Well, w-wait a second.
Did you guys notice
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that the body didn't get
heavier when Dennis let go?
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No. If anything, it feels lighter.
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Significantly lighter.
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That's odd. Uh...
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well, I don't know how something
like that could possibly happen.
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What-what would explain
something like that? You...
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Could it be maybe the banshee curse?
Does it have
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- something to do...?
- Were you not carrying it?
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Not carr...
What are you talking about, man?
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Not carrying it?
Yeah, I was carrying it.
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- Why did it get lighter?
- Oh, my God.
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It looks like he was
dragging his feet back here.
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- Were you hanging on it?
- No!
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He must have tripped and lost his grip,
and that's how he fell.
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- Oh, goddamn it!
- You were taking a ride?
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- You weren't even holding it.
- Oh, no. Come on, dude.
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Wait. Time out. Time out, guys.
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Can we please not make
dropping my dad a thing? Right?
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If you get frustrated,
just place the man down, okay?
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I'm sorry. I get frustrated,
I throw. I don't...
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All right, listen, listen, guys.
Yes, fine.
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Yeah, I was hanging on the bag
a little bit. You know, just
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from moment to moment, you know,
just a tiny, tiny bit, okay?
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I was trying to decompress my
Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry!
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I told you guys it was
something I was worried about.
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Guys, we got bigger problems than this.
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How are we gonna get that up that hill?
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Ugh.
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- All right, well...
- Ooh, that's steep.
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It's gonna suck,
but we'll just have to carry it.
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Okay, well, hold on a second, Charlie.
Let's think about this.
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Now, while I do not approve of
Dennis riding your dead dad,
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I-I think we have to think about this
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from a... an engineering perspective.
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Now as a Dutch man, I think I would
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look at this the way I would
think of a windmill or a dam.
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Cool. How's a windmill gonna help us?
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I haven't been Dutch
long enough to know.
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Well, if we had a really giant windmill,
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we could just blow him up the hill.
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- We could blow him up the hill.
- Oh, giant windmill
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- could blow him up. Good.
- Oh, yeah. Huh.
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Do you have your giant
windmill in your bag?
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Hold on a second. Let...
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Let me suggest something else.
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Uh, what if we, uh...
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what if we slide him up
the steep part of the hill?
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- Uh...
- Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Frank, do you have a tent in that bag?
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Yeah I got a tent. I got a tent.
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- Oh, how's that for being resourceful, Charlie?
- Oh, okay.
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- Okay, okay.
- Now, well, look, this-this is good!
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Now-now, Charlie,
we're still honoring your dad.
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- Right.
- We're just sliding him up this one section. That's it!
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All right, fine. We'll slide the
man up the hill, just this part.
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But then, we'll go back to carrying him!
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All of us, please.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- Pop the tent out. Let's get it. Let's get it.
- Dude, help me
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- with this thing. You got to... you got to...
- I got it.
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- Keep it on. I'll just get it out of here.
- Okay.
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One, two, three.
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One, two, three.
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One, two, three.
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- One, two, three.
- Two, three.
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- And now, yes!
- Oh!
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- All right, all right, boys.
- Ah, that worked out good!
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- I got to say, too, that still felt respectful.
- That wasn't so bad. - Ah.
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Guys, I actually feel like that was
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a back-strengthening exercise for me.
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- Awesome!
- All right, good.
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- Let's just take a rest here, all right?
- Yeah.
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- Okay. Want a GORP? Anybody into GORP?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Let me get it out. Let me get it out.
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- Let's get some GORP.
- All right, get it out.
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- Maybe, guys, let's have a couple of spritzers.
- Spritzers!
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Who wants one?
Spritzer for Mac, spritzer for Dennis.
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I-I got spritzers,
yeah, I got spritzers.
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Then we'll get this
old bitch up the hill.
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- All right. Oh.
- Ah, this is gonna be good.
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- Oh!
- Oh, shit! - Oh, my God.
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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- Okay, that's my bad.
- Oh.
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Okay. That is, uh...
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That's gonna be a mess
inside that bag, guys.
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Oh, yeah.
That's one big sack of Irish stew.
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- Phew.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right.
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Okay, that-that... This isn't a problem.
All right, I...
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What do you say we go back down there,
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and we dump out whatever liquid
is probably in that body bag,
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and then,
that'll-that'll lighten the load?
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- Okay, yeah. That works for me, yeah.
- Okay.
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And-and then we can carry it up,
no problem!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
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I'm starting to see myself as
more of a problem solver. I...
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I-I think that actually
could be a new identity.
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I'm gonna put that on the list.
253
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You guys are gonna want to hear this.
254
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So, uh, uh, Dutch first.
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Dutch first, then gay,
then problem solver.
256
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Now could you repeat that back to me?
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- 'Cause I think...
- Oh, dude, shut up! Oh, my God!
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All right, you're Irish, Mac.
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- Yeah. You're not Dutch.
- What?
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You're Irish. Right,
but we knew you were gonna be
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so goddamn annoying
about it on the trip,
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and that it was gonna be the
only thing you talked about,
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so we paid your mom to
tell you you were Dutch.
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It cost us a couple of loosies.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, your mom does not like you, dude.
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Yeah, but, I mean, Luther Vandross?
Mac, really?
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- Luther Vandross?
- Come on, Mac.
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But somehow it's been even worse!
You're talking
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about your identity even more.
I can't believe it.
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- Why would you do that?
- And by the way... the tattoo? The...
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- Can we talk about that... the shamrock tattoo?
- That was...
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- You want to see it?
- No, I don't want to see it,
273
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- goddamn it! Listen. What?
- No!
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You're getting rid of
all the other tattoos
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- and not the worst tattoo?
- You're keeping the shamrock?
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- I want it gone. We want it gone!
- It's a bad tattoo, Mac!
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- Yeah, get rid of the shamrock.
- So, you-you thought you'd just
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- unravel my entire identity?
- Nothing's unraveled!
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- We didn't unravel anything!
- You're still you!
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- You've always been you!
- Fine. You know what?
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You-you-you take that
liquid-meat body bag,
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and you get it up the goddamn hill
by yourself, 'cause I'm out.
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- Is he gonna get rid of the tattoo?
- He's not gonna get
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rid of it.
Are you getting rid of the tattoo?
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Are you gonna get rid of the tattoo?
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I'm gonna get another shamrock
tattoo on the other leg!
287
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- Don't you dare!
- Oh, I'm gonna do it!
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Don't you dare get
another shamrock tattoo,
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you son of a bitch!
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- Ah, goddamn it!
- All right.
291
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Nobody admit this to Mac, but...
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- I feel like he was carrying a ton of weight.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- That would be another one of his annoying identities...
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the man who could carry stuff.
295
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Oh, God. Wait. I got to take a break.
296
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- All right.
- I got to take a break.
297
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Yeah. Guys, please,
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just say, "I got to take a break,"
299
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then gen-gently place him down.
300
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Stop dropping him over and over again.
301
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,105
Look, this isn't working, okay?
302
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,353
Look, you don't want to burn the guy?
303
00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,965
Fine. Personally, I don't understand it,
304
00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,967
but there are other solutions
to this problem, okay?
305
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,578
Let's just chop the body up.
It's already mangled.
306
00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:17,319
Come on, man!
Look, I'm just trying to get him
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to the top of the mountain,
as per his wishes.
308
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He lived a hard enough life.
309
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,151
You know, he slaved away as a
cheese monster, or whatever.
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He died with his lungs
filled with fluid,
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he was gasping for air.
312
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You know, the-the least we can do
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is send him off with some dignity.
314
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Wait a second. What did you say?
How did your dad die?
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Died from a banshee curse,
you know this.
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No, no, no, what was the thing
317
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,818
about his lungs being filled with fluid?
318
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Well, yeah.
When I got him to the hospital,
319
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the doctor said his lungs
were all filled with fluid,
320
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and he couldn't really breathe,
and then they tried to get him
321
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on a respirator,
but there wasn't enough time... he died.
322
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,437
- Ah.
- Well, buddy, that sounds like COVID!
323
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,962
COVID?! But so-so the poor guy's
dying from a banshee curse,
324
00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:54,095
and now he's got to deal with
COVID on top of everything else?
325
00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:55,575
Did you give him COVID, Dennis?
326
00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:58,226
Me?! I never even
interacted with the man.
327
00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,796
I was behind a stone wall
and a painting that night.
328
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,406
What, do you think I'm
shooting COVID laser beams
329
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,843
out of my eyeballs?
330
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:04,627
Well, look, I don't know how it works,
331
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,368
but you're the only one
who didn't get vaccinated.
332
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I mean, I got the shot,
Frank got the shot.
333
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,851
The shot? The government shot?
I didn't do that.
334
00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:12,243
What? You're-you're not vaccinated?
335
00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,028
Oh, yeah, I'm fully vaccinated.
336
00:13:14,071 --> 00:13:16,117
I-I got the non-shot kind.
337
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,598
What non...?
There is no non-shot kind, Frank.
338
00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:21,818
Of course there is!
The-the-the hydro pills
339
00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,603
and the... and the bleach, and the...
340
00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:26,431
the horse dewormer.
The-the president's stuff!
341
00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:27,650
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Ah, Jesus.
342
00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,696
Why would you not take the shot?
343
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,785
Where they put the thing
in your arm with the chip,
344
00:13:31,828 --> 00:13:34,004
and it goes inside your body?
345
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,398
I heard the nerd on the
island talk about them.
346
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That once they get that
thing inside of you,
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they can control your thoughts.
348
00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,055
They take your thoughts,
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download 'em, put 'em into a manatee.
350
00:13:43,144 --> 00:13:44,406
- You know what I mean?
- What is he talking about?
351
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,799
- Why is he talking about manatees?
- They...
352
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,539
Guys, this is what I'm learning, okay?
I had COVID,
353
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,294
I gave it to Frank,
Frank gave it to your dad.
354
00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,311
Frank killed your dad.
355
00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:51,848
- Goddamn it!
- Well, wait-wait a minute.
356
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:55,678
To be fair, COVID killed your dad.
I just gave it to him.
357
00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:57,959
Okay. Well, this is insane.
This is insane!
358
00:13:58,002 --> 00:13:59,082
All right? You know what?
I'm out of here.
359
00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,118
- Screw this, I can't do this.
- You're leaving?
360
00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,251
Oh, God.
361
00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:05,470
- There it... there it is!
- Ah.
362
00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:09,561
Goddamn it! This is exactly what
I was worried about.
363
00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:12,303
It's the end of the Vitruvian era!
It's over!
364
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:16,525
Goddamn! Goddamn! My essence has...
365
00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:20,007
been ruined by tiny cars,
castle beds and...
366
00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:23,314
Goddamn.
I hate this godforsaken country!
367
00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:27,275
- Ah, man!
- Hey, he's probably faking it.
368
00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:29,712
Yeah.
369
00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:32,541
Uh, look,
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00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:35,936
I'm sorry if I gave your dad COVID.
371
00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:38,155
I mean, if that's the case.
372
00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:39,722
I mean, we don't have proof.
373
00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,550
It's kind of like the Epstein thing.
374
00:14:41,593 --> 00:14:42,682
- Yeah.
- Yeah, all right. Look, Frank, you can stop.
375
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:44,988
I forgive you, all right?
376
00:14:45,032 --> 00:14:47,295
A Kelly always forgives.
377
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:50,515
- Uh, the men that is, not-not women so much.
- Hmm.
378
00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:55,956
For what it's worth,
I'm sorry I'm not your real dad.
379
00:14:57,653 --> 00:15:00,917
Thanks, Frank. I'm kind of sorry, too.
380
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:03,311
But don't you worry.
381
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:06,575
I'll always be there for you.
I'll always have your back.
382
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:08,533
Yeah.
383
00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:10,144
- You thirsty?
- Yes.
384
00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:12,755
Oh, here. Try some of this Gatorade.
385
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,062
- Thank you.
- There you go.
386
00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:18,674
- Aah! Is that piss?
- Whoa!
387
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,089
Oh! That's not supposed
to be the piss one!
388
00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,722
- Why do you have a piss one?
- Well, here, here, here.
389
00:15:22,765 --> 00:15:24,767
- Why is there always a piss one with you?
- Oh, give me that.
390
00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:28,249
- Wash it out with Gatorade.
- Goddamn it, Frank!
391
00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:29,729
Ooh. Huh?
392
00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:31,078
That's piss, too!
393
00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:32,557
- Oh, no!
- Well, what the fuck?
394
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,339
Oh, I must have got confused
and pissed in 'em both.
395
00:15:34,374 --> 00:15:35,647
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Goddamn it, dude.
396
00:15:35,691 --> 00:15:37,345
I got you a spritzer!
How about a spritzer?
397
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,129
I don't want a fucking spritzer!
398
00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,565
- Oh! Mac drank all the spritzers.
- Goddamn it, Frank.
399
00:15:40,609 --> 00:15:42,132
- Why do you have canteens full of piss?
- I... No.
400
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,961
Why is it always something
crazy with you? Goddamn it!
401
00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:47,761
Look, I'm gonna do it alone.
I don't need your help. Just go!
402
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,096
- No, Charlie.
- Just go!
403
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,358
- I don't need your help, Frank!
- Hey, don't go!
404
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:52,926
Charlie!
405
00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:12,554
- I hate this place.
- It's the worst!
406
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,816
If there is anything I have learned
407
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,731
from this godforsaken rock,
408
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,256
it is that I never want to see
any of you assholes ever again!
409
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,868
Oh, Dee, don't worry about it,
because as soon as I figure out
410
00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:24,305
who or what I am,
you'll never see me again!
411
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,046
- You're Irish.
- You're Irish. - You are Irish!
412
00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:28,265
- You are Irish!
- You're an Irishman!
413
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:29,919
Shh!
414
00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:38,841
You... are screaming!
415
00:16:38,885 --> 00:16:40,495
Haven't you noticed that everyone else
416
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:44,586
in here is speaking at a normal volume?
417
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:46,383
Shut up!
418
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,983
Shut up. Shut up.
419
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:52,942
- You listen to me, you bitch.
- Get her, banshee.
420
00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:56,883
I will speak at whatever
volume I choose,
421
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,079
and if you don't like it, you can suck
422
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,516
my big fat dick!
423
00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:04,867
One volume? For every single
person in the whole wide world?
424
00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,478
That's socialism,
and I won't stand for it!
425
00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:09,306
We should be able to speak
426
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,482
at whatever volume we identify with!
427
00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:13,789
Because that is the American way!
428
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,879
But you are not in America!
429
00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:19,708
We are America, sweetheart!
430
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:23,668
And we carry our country
with us wherever we go!
431
00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:27,977
Because we love her!
And when you love someone,
432
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:31,763
you can't bear to leave 'em behind!
433
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,810
Not ever!
434
00:18:07,234 --> 00:18:09,018
Aah! Aah!
435
00:18:12,369 --> 00:18:14,502
Goddamn it!
436
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,331
I can't do this!
437
00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:20,160
I'm sorry, Dad.
438
00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,249
I can't do it.
439
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,950
This isn't fair.
440
00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:30,039
I shouldn't have to
carry you up this hill.
441
00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,262
You never carried me up a hill.
442
00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:38,787
You never picked me up from school.
443
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,007
You didn't read me bedtime stories.
444
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,183
You didn't carry me on your shoulders.
445
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:47,404
You didn't bounce me on...
You weren't there!
446
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,493
And I needed you!
447
00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:54,063
I needed you there.
448
00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:02,028
You were supposed to carry me!
449
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:03,507
You were supposed to carry me.
450
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:14,562
Ah, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead.
451
00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,912
I'm glad you're dead.
452
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,132
Now I don't have to
spend the rest of my life
453
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,655
waiting for you to pick me up.
454
00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:38,760
- Hey, buddy!
- Charlie! - Charlie!
455
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,762
I'm so sorry that I killed your dad!
456
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,591
But I'm even more sorry
that we left you behind!
457
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:44,984
We should have never left you, buddy!
458
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,594
We should have never left America!
459
00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:48,509
- We should have...
- Yeah! I miss Philly.
460
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,337
Let's go home!
461
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,209
- Yeah.
- I may be Irish, but I'm American Irish first!
462
00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:54,819
How did you get the truck?
463
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:58,011
The American way.
I threw a lot of cash at the owner.
464
00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:59,051
- Yeah.
- Come on.
465
00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:02,566
Let's put him in the back and
throw your dad off the cliff!
466
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,090
Let's go! Come on, Charlie!
467
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,787
- Come on!
- Yeah!
468
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:10,009
One. Two. Three.
469
00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:14,665
- Ooh!
- Oh!
470
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,927
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
471
00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,407
- Okay, uh...
- Ooh.
472
00:20:17,451 --> 00:20:18,974
It was supposed to go in the water.
473
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,193
Maybe they usually do this at high tide.
474
00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,369
- They probably did, yeah.
- Oh.
475
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:24,414
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Well, the birds will get him.
476
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,547
- Okay.
- Yeah, but should we try to scramble our way down there
477
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,678
and throw him in the water?
478
00:20:27,722 --> 00:20:29,202
- Eh...
- We could, but...
479
00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:30,725
But there's a bunch of kids down there.
480
00:20:30,768 --> 00:20:31,666
- Oh, there's kids!
- Are there kids? Oh, shit. - Yeah.
481
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,345
- Oh, that's good, then. They'll find the body.
- Ah, yeah.
482
00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:34,512
- Well, that's nice. Okay.
- And they'll call the cops.
483
00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,223
It-It'll be sort of like
a Stand by Me situation.
484
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,328
- Yeah. - Might be fun for them.
- Oh, yeah, it'll be good.
485
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:39,864
All right, you know what, guy?
Here's what I'm feeling.
486
00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:41,562
Forget this dude.
He was a deadbeat, right?
487
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,390
- Can we just go home?
- Yes.
488
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,434
- Thank you, Charlie.
- Let's go home. - Right? Yeah.
489
00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:45,740
- Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
- Yes.
490
00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:47,394
You want... you want to get some stew?
491
00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:48,873
- God, no. That stew's gross.
- Yeah, man. - Stew?
492
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,136
- Oh, it is kind of nasty.
- Yeah.
493
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:52,007
You guys want to go to McDonald's?
494
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,443
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
495
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:55,097
Oh. Oh, McDonald's.
496
00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:56,707
USA!
497
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,058
USA! USA!
498
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:04,150
USA! USA! USA! USA!
499
00:21:48,044 --> 00:21:51,008
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500
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,900
I want to go somewhere exotic.
501
00:21:59,607 --> 00:22:00,293
Ireland, baby!
502
00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:01,598
An all new season.
503
00:22:01,642 --> 00:22:03,774
Do you mind if I go sample
some of your jellies?
504
00:22:03,818 --> 00:22:05,472
- No, help yourself.
- Delightful.
505
00:22:07,735 --> 00:22:09,040
- A banquet...
- What?
506
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:10,129
Ew.
507
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:11,652
...of humiliation...
508
00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:13,741
- ...and murder.
- Wait, what?
509
00:22:15,525 --> 00:22:18,049
All right.
This is why Irish people hate Americans.
510
00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,146
Everything you
want to know about vampires,
511
00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,277
it's right here.
512
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,367
- I'm in love.
- She's half-chicken
513
00:22:31,911 --> 00:22:32,642
Nobody's perfect
514
00:22:33,674 --> 00:22:35,110
Bat!
515
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,329
Cash or card?
516
00:22:36,372 --> 00:22:38,548
- I will not be paying for anything.
- Got it.
517
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:42,770
They have wellness vampires now.
518
00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:44,293
Stretch those hammies!
519
00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,077
Feel the burn!
520
00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:48,515
She has changed my life.
521
00:22:55,522 --> 00:22:57,001
No one has seen a stolen food truck,
would ya?
522
00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,352
Um... no.
523
00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:01,310
Someone stole a truck. Broad daylight.
524
00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:02,790
- Put your seatbelt on.
- Seatbelt?
525
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,271
Put your seatbelt on or
we're not leaving. Jeez!
526
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,142
Your good thieves. Best in town.
527
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,230
Thank you.
528
00:23:08,274 --> 00:23:09,405
It is a small town.
529
00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:13,496
It is hard to be a warrior with dignity.
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