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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:09,313 Mmm. This stew is really doing it for me now. 2 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:11,489 Well, yeah, 'cause you're using it as food, 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,404 instead of using it as a reviving mechanism. 4 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,102 Look, there's that truck again. 5 00:00:16,114 --> 00:00:18,366 Oh, goddamn it. Are you telling me 6 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,107 there's gonna be obnoxious Americans on this hike? 7 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,804 'Cause that's the last thing I want to see. 8 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,632 Hey, you guys, wait up a second. 9 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,634 Oh, Frank, why are you carrying all that stuff, man? 10 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:27,897 - We're going on a day hike. - Nah, I just want to make sure 11 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,509 Charlie realizes I'm still useful, uh, you know, 12 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,772 in case he or Shelley needs a drink or something to eat. 13 00:00:34,595 --> 00:00:35,948 You got piss in that canteen? 14 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,168 No, I got Gatorade in that canteen. 15 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:43,173 The other one's got the piss in case things go bad. 16 00:00:43,516 --> 00:00:44,827 Oh, there he is. 17 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:47,090 Oh. 18 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,222 - Charlie! - Hey. 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,093 Yo, pal. 20 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,877 - Charlie. - Oh, hello. 21 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:54,184 I see you all fell for my ruse. 22 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,577 What ruse? You asking us to go on a hike 23 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,144 with your dad, and us saying "yes"? 24 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,580 Oldest trick in the book. 25 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,625 Asking someone to do something? 26 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:01,800 Exactly. 27 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,715 And then, them doing it? 28 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,326 - Precisely, yes. - Wait a minute. 29 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,850 Where-Where's Shelley? You said he was coming with us. 30 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,373 Oh, yeah. No, Shelley's coming with us. 31 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:12,115 He's going on a hike all the way up the mountain. 32 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,074 Only thing is, he can't really walk, 33 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,858 so we're gonna have to carry him. 34 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,252 - Oh. - What? - Ugh. 35 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,990 You know, no offense, Charlie, but Shelley's fat as shit. 36 00:01:21,003 --> 00:01:23,953 Oh, no offense taken, Dennis, because he is fat as shit, 37 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:27,739 but, um, he won't really mind us saying that because he's dead. 38 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:30,699 What? What the hell are you talking about? 39 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,918 I'm talking about Shelley Kelly, my dad. 40 00:01:33,644 --> 00:01:35,007 He's dead. 41 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,537 Oh. Shit. 42 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:47,378 _ 43 00:02:05,913 --> 00:02:08,693 - This is crazy. - No, it's not that crazy, Mac. 44 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,348 All right? Look, it's a Kelly family burial tradition. 45 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,176 We're just gonna carry the man to the top 46 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,004 of the mountain, and then we're gonna chuck him over the side. 47 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,049 I-I'm not gonna do that. 48 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:19,139 Yeah, you know what? I-I'm not doing it, either. 49 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,705 But not because I don't think it's awesome. 50 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,142 I think... I think it's totally awesome. 51 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,926 I just am a little worried about my back. 52 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,420 - Your back? - Your back? You've always said 53 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:27,886 that your back has the symmetry of the Vitruvian man, 54 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,888 and it's the foundation of your structural essence. 55 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,779 Yeah, well, why would I want to ruin my essence, Mac? 56 00:02:32,814 --> 00:02:33,936 I'm not doing it. 57 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,503 Look, guys, the men of my family have been doing this 58 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,200 for thousands of years, and it's really important to me 59 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,855 that we keep this tradition going, okay? 60 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:43,206 Now I hate to say this, you know, but it is an emergency. 61 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,513 So I'm just gonna blurt it right out. 62 00:02:46,277 --> 00:02:47,950 Bros before hoes. 63 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,169 Uh, he's right. Bros before hoes. 64 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,648 - Yeah, he's got us. - Oh, my God. Yeah. 65 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,041 Bros before hoes, guys. 66 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,389 That doesn't fit here. Bros before hoes? 67 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,479 What does that have to do with anything? 68 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,264 That's sort of a catch-all, Dee. 69 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,569 Okay, let's just grab a piece 70 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,092 of the bag, and we'll get it over with. 71 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,964 - This is gonna suck, but let's just... - Bros before hoes. Bros before... 72 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,357 Bros before hoes. Come on. 73 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,359 - And hoes, too. - Ugh. 74 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,519 - Hey. - Oh, there's got to be a better way. 75 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:38,566 Isn't there, like, a sled or a wagon or something? 76 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,959 No, they didn't slide my ancestors up the hill. 77 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,831 They didn't wagon them. They carried them. 78 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,311 Guys, I-I got to be honest. 79 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,617 I'm-I'm getting a little worried about my back here. 80 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,706 Um, can I suggest something? 81 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,232 What if we burn the body and carry the ashes up the hill? 82 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,017 - No, no. - I could consecrate them. 83 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,976 Look, no one is going to torch or consummate all over my dad. 84 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,674 Yeah, we're here for Charlie. 85 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,371 Charlie, you hungry? You want a snack? 86 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,331 I got egg, or you want a...? Want-want some GORP? 87 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,768 - Or how about a... how about a wine spritzer? - Ooh! 88 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,336 - I'll take a spritzer. - Bros before hoes, Dee. 89 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,460 Frank, can I please have a white wine spritzer? 90 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:13,557 - No, no, they're for Charlie. - Charlie... 91 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,690 Charlie, order me a wine spritzer, please. 92 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,692 All right, one spritzer for Mac, please, Frank. 93 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,146 Well, Charlie, order me one then. 94 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:20,495 Well, it is bros before hoes, 95 00:04:20,538 --> 00:04:22,018 and not all of the bros have been spritzed. 96 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,281 - Let's spritz Dennis, Charlie. - I don't really want one. 97 00:04:24,325 --> 00:04:25,848 Uh, guys, can I suggest something else? 98 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,763 Uh, what-what if we, uh...? Now bear with me here. 99 00:04:28,443 --> 00:04:29,939 - What if we chop the body up? - Come on. 100 00:04:29,982 --> 00:04:32,903 And we carry it in pieces, right? Or-or melt it somehow. 101 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:36,037 - Like you did to Dee's doctor guy? - Well, what? 102 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:37,926 - Frank, shut up, man. - Why? You didn't tell her? 103 00:04:37,954 --> 00:04:40,993 - Tell me what? - Ha. Well, well, that doctor showed up 104 00:04:41,037 --> 00:04:42,256 at the castle, and you weren't there, 105 00:04:42,299 --> 00:04:44,388 so Dennis poured hot oil on him. 106 00:04:44,432 --> 00:04:45,863 - Charlie, you sure you don't want to... - What?! 107 00:04:45,921 --> 00:04:47,565 Shut up! Come on! 108 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:49,001 - Come on. - Can we please not drop my dad? 109 00:04:49,045 --> 00:04:50,307 What is he talking about, Dennis? 110 00:04:50,351 --> 00:04:51,569 Don't worry about it, Dee. Come on. 111 00:04:51,613 --> 00:04:53,615 It-it wasn't even that hot. 112 00:04:53,658 --> 00:04:55,399 Did you use the murder hole? 113 00:04:55,443 --> 00:04:57,140 Dee, don't get mad at me, okay? 114 00:04:57,184 --> 00:04:58,489 The guy showed up, and you weren't there. 115 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:00,361 What was I supposed to do? 116 00:05:00,404 --> 00:05:03,277 - Oh, I don't know. Not scald him! - Oh, come on. 117 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,930 You weren't there to enjoy him so I enjoyed him, 118 00:05:04,974 --> 00:05:06,889 per the castle's wishes. 119 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,499 Are you still talking to the castle?! 120 00:05:08,543 --> 00:05:09,892 I thought that was a COVID thing! 121 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,721 - Oh, Dee, let it go. Let it go! - Uh. 122 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:16,203 Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. I am out of here. 123 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,814 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't go. 124 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:20,859 You-you killed my dad with your stupid banshee curse. 125 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,861 - My stupid what? - That's why he died. 126 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,081 Every Kelly saw a banshee right before he died. 127 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,344 My dad saw you, so, you got to be here. 128 00:05:27,388 --> 00:05:29,607 - Charlie, banshees aren't real! - Ow! 129 00:05:29,651 --> 00:05:31,870 - Is that it? Is that what it was? - Yes, that could be it. 130 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:34,656 - Oh, you! - All right, you know what? Fine. 131 00:05:34,699 --> 00:05:36,658 Go. We don't even need you. We were probably gonna throw you 132 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:38,486 - from the top anyway! - I thought about it. 133 00:05:38,529 --> 00:05:40,314 - Did you think about? - I did, too. God. 134 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:42,054 - I was thinking about it, too, yeah. - Yeah, well, you got 135 00:05:42,098 --> 00:05:43,578 - to play it safe, you know? You never know. - Got to be sure. 136 00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:45,992 - What if she's a witch? - What if she's a witch? 137 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,198 Hey, Frank, you okay, there? 138 00:05:55,242 --> 00:05:56,895 - I'm ok... yeah. - I got you. Step. 139 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,462 I see it. 140 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,285 There we go. 141 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,205 - The corner here. - Yeah. 142 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:05,208 I hate to admit it, but this is a lot heavier without Dee. 143 00:06:05,252 --> 00:06:07,254 - How much weight was she bearing? - I don't know. 144 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:09,473 Well, it's that monstrous spine of hers, you know? 145 00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:12,172 The scoliosis hardened it into petrified wood, 146 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:14,217 unlike my back which is pretty much all muscle. 147 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:16,001 Whoa. Whoa. 148 00:06:16,045 --> 00:06:18,097 - Oh! You all right? - You-you okay? 149 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:19,440 Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. 150 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:21,268 - I just... - Well, what did... what did you trip on? 151 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:23,879 Um, I don't know. Just something on the ground or something. 152 00:06:23,922 --> 00:06:25,272 Hey, let me jump back in there, yeah? 153 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:27,622 Well, w-wait a second. Did you guys notice 154 00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:30,015 that the body didn't get heavier when Dennis let go? 155 00:06:30,987 --> 00:06:32,540 No. If anything, it feels lighter. 156 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,324 Significantly lighter. 157 00:06:34,368 --> 00:06:36,239 That's odd. Uh... 158 00:06:37,687 --> 00:06:39,635 well, I don't know how something like that could possibly happen. 159 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,113 What-what would explain something like that? You... 160 00:06:41,157 --> 00:06:42,811 Could it be maybe the banshee curse? Does it have 161 00:06:42,854 --> 00:06:44,413 - something to do...? - Were you not carrying it? 162 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,293 Not carr... What are you talking about, man? 163 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,512 Not carrying it? Yeah, I was carrying it. 164 00:06:48,556 --> 00:06:50,427 - Why did it get lighter? - Oh, my God. 165 00:06:50,471 --> 00:06:52,342 It looks like he was dragging his feet back here. 166 00:06:52,386 --> 00:06:54,736 - Were you hanging on it? - No! 167 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:57,599 He must have tripped and lost his grip, and that's how he fell. 168 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,827 - Oh, goddamn it! - You were taking a ride? 169 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,916 - You weren't even holding it. - Oh, no. Come on, dude. 170 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:02,874 Wait. Time out. Time out, guys. 171 00:07:02,918 --> 00:07:04,876 Can we please not make dropping my dad a thing? Right? 172 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,835 If you get frustrated, just place the man down, okay? 173 00:07:06,878 --> 00:07:09,403 I'm sorry. I get frustrated, I throw. I don't... 174 00:07:09,446 --> 00:07:11,709 All right, listen, listen, guys. Yes, fine. 175 00:07:11,753 --> 00:07:13,929 Yeah, I was hanging on the bag a little bit. You know, just 176 00:07:13,972 --> 00:07:16,279 from moment to moment, you know, just a tiny, tiny bit, okay? 177 00:07:16,323 --> 00:07:19,630 I was trying to decompress my Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry! 178 00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:22,198 I told you guys it was something I was worried about. 179 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,635 Guys, we got bigger problems than this. 180 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:27,595 How are we gonna get that up that hill? 181 00:07:29,751 --> 00:07:30,250 Ugh. 182 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:31,642 - All right, well... - Ooh, that's steep. 183 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:33,644 It's gonna suck, but we'll just have to carry it. 184 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:37,126 Okay, well, hold on a second, Charlie. Let's think about this. 185 00:07:37,169 --> 00:07:41,230 Now, while I do not approve of Dennis riding your dead dad, 186 00:07:41,265 --> 00:07:42,272 I-I think we have to think about this 187 00:07:42,305 --> 00:07:45,156 from a... an engineering perspective. 188 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:47,397 Now as a Dutch man, I think I would 189 00:07:47,441 --> 00:07:50,835 look at this the way I would think of a windmill or a dam. 190 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:53,011 Cool. How's a windmill gonna help us? 191 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,537 I haven't been Dutch long enough to know. 192 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,103 Well, if we had a really giant windmill, 193 00:07:58,147 --> 00:07:59,583 we could just blow him up the hill. 194 00:07:59,627 --> 00:08:00,889 - We could blow him up the hill. - Oh, giant windmill 195 00:08:00,932 --> 00:08:02,225 - could blow him up. Good. - Oh, yeah. Huh. 196 00:08:02,269 --> 00:08:03,326 Do you have your giant windmill in your bag? 197 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:04,675 Hold on a second. Let... 198 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:05,937 Let me suggest something else. 199 00:08:05,981 --> 00:08:07,591 Uh, what if we, uh... 200 00:08:07,635 --> 00:08:09,550 what if we slide him up the steep part of the hill? 201 00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:10,768 - Uh... - Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. 202 00:08:10,812 --> 00:08:12,683 Frank, do you have a tent in that bag? 203 00:08:12,727 --> 00:08:14,946 Yeah I got a tent. I got a tent. 204 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:18,036 - Oh, how's that for being resourceful, Charlie? - Oh, okay. 205 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,734 - Okay, okay. - Now, well, look, this-this is good! 206 00:08:19,777 --> 00:08:21,953 Now-now, Charlie, we're still honoring your dad. 207 00:08:21,997 --> 00:08:24,956 - Right. - We're just sliding him up this one section. That's it! 208 00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:29,239 All right, fine. We'll slide the man up the hill, just this part. 209 00:08:29,274 --> 00:08:30,529 But then, we'll go back to carrying him! 210 00:08:30,564 --> 00:08:32,703 All of us, please. 211 00:08:33,748 --> 00:08:36,490 - Yeah. - All right. 212 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,230 - Pop the tent out. Let's get it. Let's get it. - Dude, help me 213 00:08:38,274 --> 00:08:39,841 - with this thing. You got to... you got to... - I got it. 214 00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:41,538 - Keep it on. I'll just get it out of here. - Okay. 215 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,845 One, two, three. 216 00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:47,196 One, two, three. 217 00:08:47,239 --> 00:08:50,504 One, two, three. 218 00:08:53,071 --> 00:08:55,073 - One, two, three. - Two, three. 219 00:08:57,859 --> 00:08:59,643 - And now, yes! - Oh! 220 00:08:59,687 --> 00:09:02,167 - All right, all right, boys. - Ah, that worked out good! 221 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:06,084 - I got to say, too, that still felt respectful. - That wasn't so bad. - Ah. 222 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,295 Guys, I actually feel like that was 223 00:09:07,392 --> 00:09:09,610 a back-strengthening exercise for me. 224 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:11,351 - Awesome! - All right, good. 225 00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:13,048 - Let's just take a rest here, all right? - Yeah. 226 00:09:13,091 --> 00:09:15,137 - Okay. Want a GORP? Anybody into GORP? - Yeah. 227 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,486 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let me get it out. Let me get it out. 228 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:18,270 - Let's get some GORP. - All right, get it out. 229 00:09:18,314 --> 00:09:19,837 - Maybe, guys, let's have a couple of spritzers. - Spritzers! 230 00:09:19,881 --> 00:09:21,056 Who wants one? Spritzer for Mac, spritzer for Dennis. 231 00:09:21,099 --> 00:09:22,405 I-I got spritzers, yeah, I got spritzers. 232 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:23,754 Then we'll get this old bitch up the hill. 233 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:25,669 - All right. Oh. - Ah, this is gonna be good. 234 00:09:25,713 --> 00:09:28,368 - Oh! - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God. 235 00:09:28,411 --> 00:09:30,065 Whoa. 236 00:09:30,108 --> 00:09:31,893 Oh. 237 00:09:37,725 --> 00:09:41,381 Oh. Oh. 238 00:09:41,424 --> 00:09:43,295 - Okay, that's my bad. - Oh. 239 00:09:43,339 --> 00:09:45,080 Okay. That is, uh... 240 00:09:45,123 --> 00:09:47,212 That's gonna be a mess inside that bag, guys. 241 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:50,550 Oh, yeah. That's one big sack of Irish stew. 242 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:53,349 - Phew. - Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. 243 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,177 Okay, that-that... This isn't a problem. All right, I... 244 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,440 What do you say we go back down there, 245 00:09:57,484 --> 00:10:01,183 and we dump out whatever liquid is probably in that body bag, 246 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,185 and then, that'll-that'll lighten the load? 247 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,666 - Okay, yeah. That works for me, yeah. - Okay. 248 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:07,102 And-and then we can carry it up, no problem! 249 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,799 - Yeah, yeah. - All right. 250 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:12,063 I'm starting to see myself as more of a problem solver. I... 251 00:10:12,107 --> 00:10:14,510 I-I think that actually could be a new identity. 252 00:10:14,837 --> 00:10:15,841 I'm gonna put that on the list. 253 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,037 You guys are gonna want to hear this. 254 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:18,853 So, uh, uh, Dutch first. 255 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,682 Dutch first, then gay, then problem solver. 256 00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:23,031 Now could you repeat that back to me? 257 00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:24,554 - 'Cause I think... - Oh, dude, shut up! Oh, my God! 258 00:10:24,598 --> 00:10:26,077 All right, you're Irish, Mac. 259 00:10:26,121 --> 00:10:29,298 - Yeah. You're not Dutch. - What? 260 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,039 You're Irish. Right, but we knew you were gonna be 261 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,128 so goddamn annoying about it on the trip, 262 00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:34,869 and that it was gonna be the only thing you talked about, 263 00:10:34,912 --> 00:10:36,566 so we paid your mom to tell you you were Dutch. 264 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,220 It cost us a couple of loosies. 265 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,091 - Yeah. - Yeah, your mom does not like you, dude. 266 00:10:40,135 --> 00:10:42,137 Yeah, but, I mean, Luther Vandross? Mac, really? 267 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,182 - Luther Vandross? - Come on, Mac. 268 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,967 But somehow it's been even worse! You're talking 269 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,709 about your identity even more. I can't believe it. 270 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,060 - Why would you do that? - And by the way... the tattoo? The... 271 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,714 - Can we talk about that... the shamrock tattoo? - That was... 272 00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:55,193 - You want to see it? - No, I don't want to see it, 273 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,412 - goddamn it! Listen. What? - No! 274 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,979 You're getting rid of all the other tattoos 275 00:10:58,022 --> 00:10:59,763 - and not the worst tattoo? - You're keeping the shamrock? 276 00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:02,331 - I want it gone. We want it gone! - It's a bad tattoo, Mac! 277 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:04,333 - Yeah, get rid of the shamrock. - So, you-you thought you'd just 278 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,509 - unravel my entire identity? - Nothing's unraveled! 279 00:11:06,553 --> 00:11:08,163 - We didn't unravel anything! - You're still you! 280 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:10,687 - You've always been you! - Fine. You know what? 281 00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,893 You-you-you take that liquid-meat body bag, 282 00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:15,431 and you get it up the goddamn hill by yourself, 'cause I'm out. 283 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,693 - Is he gonna get rid of the tattoo? - He's not gonna get 284 00:11:16,737 --> 00:11:17,955 rid of it. Are you getting rid of the tattoo? 285 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,435 Are you gonna get rid of the tattoo? 286 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,524 I'm gonna get another shamrock tattoo on the other leg! 287 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:23,570 - Don't you dare! - Oh, I'm gonna do it! 288 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,441 Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, 289 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,922 you son of a bitch! 290 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,027 - Ah, goddamn it! - All right. 291 00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:48,246 Nobody admit this to Mac, but... 292 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,901 - I feel like he was carrying a ton of weight. - Yeah. 293 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:53,774 - Yeah. - That would be another one of his annoying identities... 294 00:11:53,817 --> 00:11:55,819 the man who could carry stuff. 295 00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:57,299 Oh, God. Wait. I got to take a break. 296 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,561 - All right. - I got to take a break. 297 00:11:58,605 --> 00:12:00,563 Yeah. Guys, please, 298 00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:01,956 just say, "I got to take a break," 299 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,740 then gen-gently place him down. 300 00:12:03,784 --> 00:12:05,481 Stop dropping him over and over again. 301 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,105 Look, this isn't working, okay? 302 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,353 Look, you don't want to burn the guy? 303 00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,965 Fine. Personally, I don't understand it, 304 00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,967 but there are other solutions to this problem, okay? 305 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,578 Let's just chop the body up. It's already mangled. 306 00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:17,319 Come on, man! Look, I'm just trying to get him 307 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,650 to the top of the mountain, as per his wishes. 308 00:12:19,685 --> 00:12:21,105 He lived a hard enough life. 309 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,151 You know, he slaved away as a cheese monster, or whatever. 310 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,545 He died with his lungs filled with fluid, 311 00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:27,024 he was gasping for air. 312 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,591 You know, the-the least we can do 313 00:12:28,635 --> 00:12:30,288 is send him off with some dignity. 314 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,509 Wait a second. What did you say? How did your dad die? 315 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,989 Died from a banshee curse, you know this. 316 00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:36,294 No, no, no, what was the thing 317 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,818 about his lungs being filled with fluid? 318 00:12:37,861 --> 00:12:39,297 Well, yeah. When I got him to the hospital, 319 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,169 the doctor said his lungs were all filled with fluid, 320 00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:43,258 and he couldn't really breathe, and then they tried to get him 321 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,521 on a respirator, but there wasn't enough time... he died. 322 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,437 - Ah. - Well, buddy, that sounds like COVID! 323 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,962 COVID?! But so-so the poor guy's dying from a banshee curse, 324 00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:54,095 and now he's got to deal with COVID on top of everything else? 325 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:55,575 Did you give him COVID, Dennis? 326 00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:58,226 Me?! I never even interacted with the man. 327 00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,796 I was behind a stone wall and a painting that night. 328 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,406 What, do you think I'm shooting COVID laser beams 329 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,843 out of my eyeballs? 330 00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:04,627 Well, look, I don't know how it works, 331 00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,368 but you're the only one who didn't get vaccinated. 332 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,326 I mean, I got the shot, Frank got the shot. 333 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,851 The shot? The government shot? I didn't do that. 334 00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:12,243 What? You're-you're not vaccinated? 335 00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,028 Oh, yeah, I'm fully vaccinated. 336 00:13:14,071 --> 00:13:16,117 I-I got the non-shot kind. 337 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,598 What non...? There is no non-shot kind, Frank. 338 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:21,818 Of course there is! The-the-the hydro pills 339 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,603 and the... and the bleach, and the... 340 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:26,431 the horse dewormer. The-the president's stuff! 341 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:27,650 - Wait, wait, wait. - Ah, Jesus. 342 00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,696 Why would you not take the shot? 343 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,785 Where they put the thing in your arm with the chip, 344 00:13:31,828 --> 00:13:34,004 and it goes inside your body? 345 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,398 I heard the nerd on the island talk about them. 346 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,878 That once they get that thing inside of you, 347 00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:39,488 they can control your thoughts. 348 00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,055 They take your thoughts, 349 00:13:41,098 --> 00:13:43,100 download 'em, put 'em into a manatee. 350 00:13:43,144 --> 00:13:44,406 - You know what I mean? - What is he talking about? 351 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,799 - Why is he talking about manatees? - They... 352 00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,539 Guys, this is what I'm learning, okay? I had COVID, 353 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,294 I gave it to Frank, Frank gave it to your dad. 354 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,311 Frank killed your dad. 355 00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:51,848 - Goddamn it! - Well, wait-wait a minute. 356 00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:55,678 To be fair, COVID killed your dad. I just gave it to him. 357 00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:57,959 Okay. Well, this is insane. This is insane! 358 00:13:58,002 --> 00:13:59,082 All right? You know what? I'm out of here. 359 00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,118 - Screw this, I can't do this. - You're leaving? 360 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,251 Oh, God. 361 00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:05,470 - There it... there it is! - Ah. 362 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:09,561 Goddamn it! This is exactly what I was worried about. 363 00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:12,303 It's the end of the Vitruvian era! It's over! 364 00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:16,525 Goddamn! Goddamn! My essence has... 365 00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:20,007 been ruined by tiny cars, castle beds and... 366 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:23,314 Goddamn. I hate this godforsaken country! 367 00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:27,275 - Ah, man! - Hey, he's probably faking it. 368 00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:29,712 Yeah. 369 00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:32,541 Uh, look, 370 00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:35,936 I'm sorry if I gave your dad COVID. 371 00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:38,155 I mean, if that's the case. 372 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:39,722 I mean, we don't have proof. 373 00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,550 It's kind of like the Epstein thing. 374 00:14:41,593 --> 00:14:42,682 - Yeah. - Yeah, all right. Look, Frank, you can stop. 375 00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:44,988 I forgive you, all right? 376 00:14:45,032 --> 00:14:47,295 A Kelly always forgives. 377 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:50,515 - Uh, the men that is, not-not women so much. - Hmm. 378 00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:55,956 For what it's worth, I'm sorry I'm not your real dad. 379 00:14:57,653 --> 00:15:00,917 Thanks, Frank. I'm kind of sorry, too. 380 00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:03,311 But don't you worry. 381 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:06,575 I'll always be there for you. I'll always have your back. 382 00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:08,533 Yeah. 383 00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:10,144 - You thirsty? - Yes. 384 00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:12,755 Oh, here. Try some of this Gatorade. 385 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,062 - Thank you. - There you go. 386 00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:18,674 - Aah! Is that piss? - Whoa! 387 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,089 Oh! That's not supposed to be the piss one! 388 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,722 - Why do you have a piss one? - Well, here, here, here. 389 00:15:22,765 --> 00:15:24,767 - Why is there always a piss one with you? - Oh, give me that. 390 00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:28,249 - Wash it out with Gatorade. - Goddamn it, Frank! 391 00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:29,729 Ooh. Huh? 392 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:31,078 That's piss, too! 393 00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:32,557 - Oh, no! - Well, what the fuck? 394 00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,339 Oh, I must have got confused and pissed in 'em both. 395 00:15:34,374 --> 00:15:35,647 - Wait, wait, wait. - Goddamn it, dude. 396 00:15:35,691 --> 00:15:37,345 I got you a spritzer! How about a spritzer? 397 00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,129 I don't want a fucking spritzer! 398 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,565 - Oh! Mac drank all the spritzers. - Goddamn it, Frank. 399 00:15:40,609 --> 00:15:42,132 - Why do you have canteens full of piss? - I... No. 400 00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,961 Why is it always something crazy with you? Goddamn it! 401 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:47,761 Look, I'm gonna do it alone. I don't need your help. Just go! 402 00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,096 - No, Charlie. - Just go! 403 00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,358 - I don't need your help, Frank! - Hey, don't go! 404 00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:52,926 Charlie! 405 00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:12,554 - I hate this place. - It's the worst! 406 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,816 If there is anything I have learned 407 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,731 from this godforsaken rock, 408 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,256 it is that I never want to see any of you assholes ever again! 409 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,868 Oh, Dee, don't worry about it, because as soon as I figure out 410 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:24,305 who or what I am, you'll never see me again! 411 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,046 - You're Irish. - You're Irish. - You are Irish! 412 00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:28,265 - You are Irish! - You're an Irishman! 413 00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:29,919 Shh! 414 00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:38,841 You... are screaming! 415 00:16:38,885 --> 00:16:40,495 Haven't you noticed that everyone else 416 00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:44,586 in here is speaking at a normal volume? 417 00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:46,383 Shut up! 418 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,983 Shut up. Shut up. 419 00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:52,942 - You listen to me, you bitch. - Get her, banshee. 420 00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:56,883 I will speak at whatever volume I choose, 421 00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,079 and if you don't like it, you can suck 422 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,516 my big fat dick! 423 00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:04,867 One volume? For every single person in the whole wide world? 424 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,478 That's socialism, and I won't stand for it! 425 00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:09,306 We should be able to speak 426 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,482 at whatever volume we identify with! 427 00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:13,789 Because that is the American way! 428 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,879 But you are not in America! 429 00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:19,708 We are America, sweetheart! 430 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:23,668 And we carry our country with us wherever we go! 431 00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:27,977 Because we love her! And when you love someone, 432 00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:31,763 you can't bear to leave 'em behind! 433 00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,810 Not ever! 434 00:18:07,234 --> 00:18:09,018 Aah! Aah! 435 00:18:12,369 --> 00:18:14,502 Goddamn it! 436 00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,331 I can't do this! 437 00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:20,160 I'm sorry, Dad. 438 00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,249 I can't do it. 439 00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,950 This isn't fair. 440 00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:30,039 I shouldn't have to carry you up this hill. 441 00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,262 You never carried me up a hill. 442 00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:38,787 You never picked me up from school. 443 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,007 You didn't read me bedtime stories. 444 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,183 You didn't carry me on your shoulders. 445 00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:47,404 You didn't bounce me on... You weren't there! 446 00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,493 And I needed you! 447 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:54,063 I needed you there. 448 00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:02,028 You were supposed to carry me! 449 00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:03,507 You were supposed to carry me. 450 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:14,562 Ah, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead. 451 00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,912 I'm glad you're dead. 452 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,132 Now I don't have to spend the rest of my life 453 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,655 waiting for you to pick me up. 454 00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:38,760 - Hey, buddy! - Charlie! - Charlie! 455 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,762 I'm so sorry that I killed your dad! 456 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,591 But I'm even more sorry that we left you behind! 457 00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:44,984 We should have never left you, buddy! 458 00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,594 We should have never left America! 459 00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:48,509 - We should have... - Yeah! I miss Philly. 460 00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,337 Let's go home! 461 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,209 - Yeah. - I may be Irish, but I'm American Irish first! 462 00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:54,819 How did you get the truck? 463 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:58,011 The American way. I threw a lot of cash at the owner. 464 00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:59,051 - Yeah. - Come on. 465 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:02,566 Let's put him in the back and throw your dad off the cliff! 466 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,090 Let's go! Come on, Charlie! 467 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,787 - Come on! - Yeah! 468 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:10,009 One. Two. Three. 469 00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:14,665 - Ooh! - Oh! 470 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,927 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 471 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,407 - Okay, uh... - Ooh. 472 00:20:17,451 --> 00:20:18,974 It was supposed to go in the water. 473 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,193 Maybe they usually do this at high tide. 474 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,369 - They probably did, yeah. - Oh. 475 00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:24,414 - Yeah. - Yeah. Well, the birds will get him. 476 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,547 - Okay. - Yeah, but should we try to scramble our way down there 477 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,678 and throw him in the water? 478 00:20:27,722 --> 00:20:29,202 - Eh... - We could, but... 479 00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:30,725 But there's a bunch of kids down there. 480 00:20:30,768 --> 00:20:31,666 - Oh, there's kids! - Are there kids? Oh, shit. - Yeah. 481 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,345 - Oh, that's good, then. They'll find the body. - Ah, yeah. 482 00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:34,512 - Well, that's nice. Okay. - And they'll call the cops. 483 00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,223 It-It'll be sort of like a Stand by Me situation. 484 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,328 - Yeah. - Might be fun for them. - Oh, yeah, it'll be good. 485 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:39,864 All right, you know what, guy? Here's what I'm feeling. 486 00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:41,562 Forget this dude. He was a deadbeat, right? 487 00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,390 - Can we just go home? - Yes. 488 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,434 - Thank you, Charlie. - Let's go home. - Right? Yeah. 489 00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:45,740 - Yeah, let's go. Let's go. - Yes. 490 00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:47,394 You want... you want to get some stew? 491 00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:48,873 - God, no. That stew's gross. - Yeah, man. - Stew? 492 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,136 - Oh, it is kind of nasty. - Yeah. 493 00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:52,007 You guys want to go to McDonald's? 494 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,443 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:55,097 Oh. Oh, McDonald's. 496 00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:56,707 USA! 497 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,058 USA! USA! 498 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:04,150 USA! USA! USA! USA! 499 00:21:48,044 --> 00:21:51,008 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 500 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,900 I want to go somewhere exotic. 501 00:21:59,607 --> 00:22:00,293 Ireland, baby! 502 00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:01,598 An all new season. 503 00:22:01,642 --> 00:22:03,774 Do you mind if I go sample some of your jellies? 504 00:22:03,818 --> 00:22:05,472 - No, help yourself. - Delightful. 505 00:22:07,735 --> 00:22:09,040 - A banquet... - What? 506 00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:10,129 Ew. 507 00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:11,652 ...of humiliation... 508 00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:13,741 - ...and murder. - Wait, what? 509 00:22:15,525 --> 00:22:18,049 All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans. 510 00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,146 Everything you want to know about vampires, 511 00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,277 it's right here. 512 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,367 - I'm in love. - She's half-chicken 513 00:22:31,911 --> 00:22:32,642 Nobody's perfect 514 00:22:33,674 --> 00:22:35,110 Bat! 515 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,329 Cash or card? 516 00:22:36,372 --> 00:22:38,548 - I will not be paying for anything. - Got it. 517 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:42,770 They have wellness vampires now. 518 00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:44,293 Stretch those hammies! 519 00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,077 Feel the burn! 520 00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:48,515 She has changed my life. 521 00:22:55,522 --> 00:22:57,001 No one has seen a stolen food truck, would ya? 522 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,352 Um... no. 523 00:22:59,395 --> 00:23:01,310 Someone stole a truck. Broad daylight. 524 00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:02,790 - Put your seatbelt on. - Seatbelt? 525 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,271 Put your seatbelt on or we're not leaving. Jeez! 526 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,142 Your good thieves. Best in town. 527 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,230 Thank you. 528 00:23:08,274 --> 00:23:09,405 It is a small town. 529 00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:13,496 It is hard to be a warrior with dignity. 41794

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