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What's up?
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Hey, aren't you that guy from the
poster?
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What? No, that's my cousin.
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We've got different cheekbones. Who's
better, the lucky bastard?
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I think it's you. I'm getting that
reward. Hold on, hold on.
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If you hand me over, they'll kill me.
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Do you really want my death on your
conscience for six louthy gold pieces?
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What could you even buy with that? A
farm.
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I could get a new wife.
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I hate the old one.
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I'm changing mine. I want a new wife
too.
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Wait, please.
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Even if you deliver me to the king and
queen, they'll never pay.
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Look what they've done to this
once-proud kingdom.
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They've plundered and destroyed it and
ruined all of our lives.
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I mean, where's it written that those
jerks get to live in the castle and
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feast on lamb while the rest of us
wallow in the muck and starve?
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Where's it written?
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The kingdom charter. Forget where it's
written.
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I say we storm the castle and take back
what's rightfully ours.
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Who's with me?
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We will march and we'll fight for the
cause of good and right. So the odds of
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us surviving are ridiculously slight.
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And we'll stand proud and tall till they
come to kill us all.
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Then we'll beg and plead and soil
ourselves as one by one we fall.
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Some they'll flash, some they'll hack.
Some they'll blotch and blue and black.
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Some they'll gut.
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From top to bottom, some they'll mangle
front to back. And we'll all realize,
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as they're gouging out our eyes, that
tomorrow we'll regret it, but today
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we rise.
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And our corpses will rot on the plain,
leaving
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only a gross...
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it through.
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Scarred for life and missing limbs and
needing help to pee and poo.
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They can stand beneath these skies,
begging change from passerbys. Is it
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hopeless? Yep, you said it. We might as
well forget it. Tomorrow we'll regret
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it. But today we rise. Oh my God, will
we regret it?
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This will happen in the last one. Okay,
okay.
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Let's just try giving it a kick. It
worked before.
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One, two, three.
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Kick.
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Great. It's useless.
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How could things have gone so bad so
quickly?
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Those stupid bats ate all our food. We
all got the same cold.
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Worst of all... Please don't say it
again.
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We had to eat that family of hobbits.
Well, we wouldn't have had... if you'd
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let us eat your stupid iguana.
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Tancuba is a dragon, and we are not
eating a dragon.
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He's a lizard. A very sumptuous, meaty
lizard.
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Richard, look, I'm sorry we had to eat
Hobbit. I'm sorry we will soon have to
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eat your iguana.
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Dragon. But we don't have a choice.
We're starving.
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Oh, Lord, I mean it.
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Entering the property of Sir Arnold
Gallowad.
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Huh.
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Is there any relation of yours?
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Uh... No.
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Maybe.
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Okay, fine. Yes, he's my dad.
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Look, I knew he lived around here
somewhere. I just don't want to see him.
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You knew?
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We ain't hobbits. Oh, forget about them.
I smell backstory, and I love backstory.
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Honestly, I don't want to talk about it.
Can we just move on?
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I'm sure we could find a warm bed and a
nice meal in literally any other
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direction.
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Fiddlesticks.
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As you all know, this is the first
birthday party I've thrown for Garrus
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since he became king.
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If you ruin the surprise, I'll cut your
tongue out with a dull knife.
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Thanks for your hard work, gang. I
cherish you one and all.
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He's coming!
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Oh, places! Everyone!
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party for you, you kook.
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Oh.
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Come take a look at your gifts.
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I think you're going to love them.
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This is a bit fancy.
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It's a crystal nut bulb.
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Yeah.
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I never fit.
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No, for dinner parties.
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You don't like it?
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It's not that.
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It's just all this oity-toity king
stuff.
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It's just not me.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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So, what is you, Gareth?
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I mean, if you could get anything for
your birthday, what would it be?
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A scar.
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Every year on my birthday, we used to go
down to Papa and get a good old scrap.
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When I was nine years old, I went to the
pub and got this one.
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Greatest gift a kid could ever want.
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This one, I was 14.
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I left a man bleeding to death in the
sawdust. He wanted me to finish him off,
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but I wouldn't.
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That's what we're going to do.
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I'm taking you to the sleaziest tavern
in Valencia to get you a new birthday
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scarf.
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Really?
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Where's Wormwood?
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My plan is almost ready, Barry.
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Your wedding plan? Yes, and my evil
plan.
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I thought that was a plot. Oh, but...
Actually, if I'm being honest, I'm
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losing track myself.
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Mr. Wormwood, we need to talk.
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My lady, there's a perfectly good
explanation.
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You were using it to control my mind and
take over our kingdom as part of some
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nefarious scheme.
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Okay, yes, that is the explanation.
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You're lucky I don't have my guard
strike you down just for that.
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Oh, princess.
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I'm a master of the dark arts, yes.
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And the only thing to kill me is the
sword wielded by the one true king to
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unite them all.
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And no one knows where that is.
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Damn it.
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There we go.
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I can still have them chop off your arm.
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Oh.
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Can you? Can she? Yes, haven't thought
of that.
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Begone, chapter world.
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You are banished from Hortensia. Fine.
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You win, for now.
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But mark my words.
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I will return to take this kingdom by
force, and you and your family will
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decorate my highest tower with your
heads!
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Oh, but don't forget, the wedding is
fast approaching, so have the
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groomsmen's gifts engraved with their
initials.
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It's a classy move.
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But you will die, I swear.
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Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters
on the day. Oh, they work so hard.
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Rot in hell, swine!
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Barry.
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We're here. Now, look, are you sure you
wouldn't rather face starvation?
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I would.
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You know, I do not understand it. My
father died and I was just a boy.
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I would do anything to see him again.
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So hungry. Yeah. Well, your dad probably
wasn't a serial philanderer who was
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never around and left your mum.
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I'm so sad.
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Not as sad as having a dead dad, right?
I mean, my story's sadder.
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And just wait until he finds out I'm on
a quest for love.
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He's going to make such fun of it. Well,
if he criticises you over dinner, I'm
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fine with that.
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Especially if dinner is steak.
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Yeah, yeah.
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OK, well, be prepared to meet an
ice-cold, loveless monster.
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Oh, greeting, son.
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It's been forever.
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Come in. Oh, yeah.
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He seems terrible.
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I will be
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damned. I never thought I'd live to see
my oldest son with such a bushy beard.
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It's not bushy. It's correct for the
period. And it suits you.
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Come, come, come.
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You have a lovely home, sir.
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Thank you. A lot of children.
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Your wife must be so sore.
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They're not mine.
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I run a swordsmanship school for at-risk
youth.
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I've done ever since I retired from the
heroics game.
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Hey, boys!
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Oh, please.
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thing work?
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Well, usually we have a pint or two, and
then I catch someone looking at me, I
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insult his mother, and then away we go.
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Oh, good. Let's start.
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Oh. What about him?
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He gave you a momentary glance.
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Hmm. Did he?
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Oi!
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You've got a problem.
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Uh, none at all, Your Highness.
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Well, you should.
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King Gareth had called your mother a
two-bit hussy.
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Oh, right you are, my king. My mother is
a hussy. In fact, she's the biggest
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hussy in the land.
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Indeed I am, your grace.
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My mother sells herself as well, your
majesty.
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Mine too.
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Filthiest woman in the whole Red Candle
district.
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My father's a hussy.
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For
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God's
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sake, Barry, try and keep up.
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Do you have any idea where we are?
Barry, are you completely illiterate?
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Look, we're in the forest of
coincidence.
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God, I wish we had a cart right now.
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Free cart?
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No way.
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Finally, a stroke of luck.
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Ah, hey, you there, little chap. Where
are you coming from?
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Valencia. I'm escaping and I couldn't be
more lost.
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Ah, very strange.
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We're escaping from Hortensia. Hey,
maybe we can help each other. That'd be
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brilliant. I'm trying to put as much
distance as I can between myself and an
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insane king and queen.
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Believe me, we get that.
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We've just been kicked out by Princess
Isabella. Princess Isabella? Yeah. She's
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one of the people I'm looking for.
Really? How incredible.
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I'm desperate to find her and her true
love, Galavant. What are you talking
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about? Galavant told her he wished she
would die in a fart, if I remember
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correctly. Galavant! Never makes fart
jokes.
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It must be a misunderstanding.
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I have to find him right away, but how?
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Excuse me, did you say gallivant?
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Oh, I hear he stayed at his father's
place just a five days' walk away from
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here. Oh, and I just found his sword.
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Do you want it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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This is amazing.
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If only I had a horse, I could make it
by nightfall.
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Horse for sale!
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Horse for sale!
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Take your five days' walk in a single
afternoon.
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Oh, my God, that's perfect.
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But I have no money. I don't need money.
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What I need is a used pair of size 7
shoes.
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I'm a size 7, and I have an extra pair.
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What are you on, sir? Let's do this.
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Good luck to you, friends.
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If you're in Valencia, be careful.
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The king and queen are crazy, war-minded
monsters.
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Crazy, war-minded monsters?
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What a wonder.
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before going.
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All right, boys.
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Who's going to trade me?
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Oh.
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Oh, what's that face?
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What's wrong with you?
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Lord.
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You know, there was a time when I would
have paid good money to do this.
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It's nice that you're good with kids,
though. Why, you little... Get out!
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Get out! Get out! Get out!
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Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get
out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
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Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get
out!
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Get out!
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Get out!
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Get out!
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You're starting to sound like someone
who cares for the guy.
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In love with him? Me?
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What?
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I'm not in love with him.
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At all.
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Well,
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kiddies, there was this one time.
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Well, I remember it like it was
yesterday.
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Gather round.
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He told my mother.
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That he didn't love her, right in front
of my face. And then he passed out on
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the dog.
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And it was Christmas, and the dog died.
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That man doesn't care about anybody but
himself.
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That's not true.
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I was starving in the poorhouse where
they fed us twice a year. And they
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tossed me at the dais for more.
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Then your dad brought me to your house
and he gave me bread and beer. Also
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everything you left there was... Wait,
what?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I was carried off by slavers when my
parents died of pox. And they told me to
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be rented into glue.
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Then your dad did me two favours. First
he cleaned their freaking clocks. Then
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he gave me all the gear he gave to you.
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Yeah, that's my favourite hat. He was
there, he was there. Branded back within
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the air.
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So much warmth. Such a gem.
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I was practically abandoned by that smug
and selfish jerk. It's like nothing that
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I did was quite enough.
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That's rough.
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Thus his ego's out of hand and all he
cares about is work. And I can't believe
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he gave you all my stuff.
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What? No.
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He was there. Never there.
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He was. Never ever there. Sweet and
kind.
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Au contraire. He's a saint. Not a
prayer.
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Nasty and cold-hearted. Such a pig.
Don't get me started. He's a schmuck.
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He's a schmo. He's the worst. I should
know. He's my dad. He's a cat.
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He's right behind me, isn't he?
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Mum! Dad!
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You look terrible.
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Because you threw us in the dungeon.
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I know. And I'm so sorry. But it wasn't
me. It was the spell.
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We slept in an inch of water. I have
mould in the crack of my tuchus. Todd,
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enough.
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Isabella, we owe you an apology.
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We tried to force you to be somebody you
weren't. And we are sorry.
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Sorry.
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Thank you, Bella baby.
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And now it's over.
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Forever. Because I am so done with being
controlled by my broken heart and Prince
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Harry. And I'm ready to become my own
person.
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Let's do this.
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Let us begin.
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Typically, and by kingdom charter...
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When a princess breaks off her
engagement with a prince, it requires
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one simple action.
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Great. He demands your bra.
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My bra?
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Your bra.
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To show it to my friend.
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Absolutely not.
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I am a liberated woman. I am a warrior
princess, and I will not be giving an 11
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-year-old my bra.
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Then death it is.
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Fine.
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Unbelievable. But I am lobbying to
change this law.
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It is.
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I stinted your whole life.
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As you when you were born.
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That's you being fitted for your first
suit of chain mail.
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00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:22,970
Yeah, I remember that. The blacksmith
was all hand.
315
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:27,130
Yeah, you can see it right there. And
that's you waiting for me to play throw
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00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,290
the cabbage around when I forgot and
never showed.
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00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,490
You're kidding.
318
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,190
That's the day I won the MVK at the St.
Julian's Day Massacre.
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Most valuable knight.
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00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,210
You ripped those serfs to pieces.
321
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,150
You couldn't know how proud I was that
day.
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00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,090
Mostly because I didn't tell you.
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00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:49,850
You've been following my adventure this
whole time.
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Why didn't you say anything?
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You know us old school knights.
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00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,710
We could really only express ourselves
through tapestry.
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I went mucking all about on endless
quests and empty walls and adventures in
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a hundred ports of call.
329
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:18,660
And yet somehow I missed out on one
adventure, mine and yours.
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And it should have been the greatest one
of all.
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But there's something you should know.
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I was there. I was there.
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In my heart, in every prayer.
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Never said it out loud, but I've always
been proud.
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If you somehow can forgive me, I'll be
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there.
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Go and rescue your princess, Galavant.
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Marry her.
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And be the father and husband I never
was.
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Dad?
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You want to play throw the cabbage
around?
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Grab a head.
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I'm sorry your birthday's been such a
bust.
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I really tried to get someone to hit
you.
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00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250
It's all right.
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It's just nice to know you care.
347
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But I do have one last birthday surprise
that's unexpectedly arrived.
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I think you're going to love it.
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00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:51,310
How would you like an unprovoked war
with the kingdom of Hortensia?
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Best birthday present ever.
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Ding dong.
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Nice throw, son.
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Thanks, Dad.
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This carriage is spent.
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I'll grab another.
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Stop! Get him! Get him! Get him!
357
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Sid!
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He escaped!
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All right. Okay. That's close.
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00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,299
Too close.
363
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,380
Okay. Good to see you, sir.
364
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,260
I have news.
365
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,120
Princess Isabella is being forced to
marry her cousin in Hortensia. I know.
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And I'm not going to let it happen.
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I'm going to raise an army to rescue
her.
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00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,720
Then I've got something you'll want.
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Wild monkeys!
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You're gone!
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Great herds! They're children!
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I've had worse.
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Maybe not.
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Gabby, no!
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