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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,652 --> 00:00:05,782 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:05,869 --> 00:00:08,608 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,695 --> 00:00:10,347 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,434 --> 00:00:13,521 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,608 --> 00:00:16,521 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:19,086 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:21,086 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,173 --> 00:00:24,434 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:27,565 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,434 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:34,130 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:35,782 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,086 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,173 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,000 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,869 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:48,173 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,217 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,304 --> 00:00:52,043 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:55,608 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,695 --> 00:01:00,304 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:13,130 SMILE! 23 00:01:15,478 --> 00:01:17,086 STAY ALERT, GUYS. 24 00:01:17,173 --> 00:01:21,000 AW, COBRA'S NOT RASH, WON'T FIGHT FOR OLD TRASH. 25 00:01:21,086 --> 00:01:23,565 ROADBLOCK, I WOULDN'T CALL 26 00:01:23,652 --> 00:01:26,739 THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES "OLD TRASH." 27 00:01:26,826 --> 00:01:28,782 WE GOT THE CONSTITUTION ON BOARD? 28 00:01:28,869 --> 00:01:30,869 In your truck, Gung-Ho, 29 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:33,217 along with the Declaration of Independence. 30 00:01:33,304 --> 00:01:35,869 We're escorting a billion dollars worth of history 31 00:01:35,956 --> 00:01:37,739 to the new National Archives. 32 00:01:37,826 --> 00:01:40,565 SO LET'S PUT THESE BABIES TO BED AS FAST AS WE CAN. 33 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:42,695 [ CHUCKLES ] ALWAYS IN A HURRY. 34 00:01:44,478 --> 00:01:46,521 [ German accent ] THERE. 35 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:47,826 SMILE! 36 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:50,043 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 37 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,391 HEY, WHAT THE -- 38 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,347 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 39 00:01:58,956 --> 00:02:00,000 TAKE COVER! 40 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:06,347 COBRA-A-A-A! 41 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:18,695 SCARLETT, WHEN DO TOURISTS STOP BEING FRIENDLY? 42 00:02:18,782 --> 00:02:22,043 WHEN THEY SIGN UP FOR THE COBRA TRAVEL PLAN, DUKE. 43 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:26,695 OUR TARGET IS TRUCK NUMBER NINE! 44 00:02:34,826 --> 00:02:38,391 I FEEL LIKE JOHN WAYNE UNDER A STAGECOACH! 45 00:02:38,478 --> 00:02:40,130 LET'S GO, PILGRIM! 46 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:45,130 AAH! 47 00:02:45,217 --> 00:02:47,608 NICE FORM -- SHOULD BE A DIVER! 48 00:02:49,695 --> 00:02:50,652 WHAT THE -- 49 00:02:50,739 --> 00:02:53,130 HEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 50 00:02:53,217 --> 00:02:54,260 LET ME GO! 51 00:02:57,391 --> 00:02:58,782 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 52 00:02:58,869 --> 00:03:01,130 WHOA! 53 00:03:01,217 --> 00:03:03,478 ENJOY YOUR PRISONERS! 54 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:05,956 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 55 00:03:06,043 --> 00:03:08,086 SOME ESCORT WE PROVED TO BE. 56 00:03:08,173 --> 00:03:10,782 WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO LOST OUR TRUCK. 57 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:13,130 YEAH, BUT WE WEREN'T CARRYING ANYTHING VALUABLE. 58 00:03:18,652 --> 00:03:21,478 THE SEWARD FILE, AS YOU REQUESTED. 59 00:03:21,565 --> 00:03:22,913 WELL, BARONESS, DO... 60 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,391 THE SPECIAL PROVISIONS... 61 00:03:24,478 --> 00:03:26,434 Both: EXIST AS STATED? 62 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,173 AS STATED. 63 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,000 POTEMKIN WASN'T LYING. 64 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,913 [ Russian accent ] GERKY POTEMKIN DON'T LIE, AND HE DON'T WASTE TIME. 65 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,304 WHEN HONEST GERKY WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL, HE MAKES A DEAL. 66 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:38,391 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH COBRA. 67 00:03:38,478 --> 00:03:39,521 WHICH IS EXACTLY... 68 00:03:39,608 --> 00:03:41,304 WHAT YOU'VE DONE, POTEMKIN. 69 00:03:41,391 --> 00:03:44,739 FOR 30 YEARS I HAWK CARS IN NEW JERSEY. 70 00:03:44,826 --> 00:03:48,695 WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT I'D MAKE MY BIG KILLING IN REAL ESTATE? 71 00:03:48,782 --> 00:03:51,826 [ LAUGHING ] 72 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,130 WHO THE SAM HILL ARE YOU? 73 00:03:58,217 --> 00:04:00,695 THE NEW OWNER OF ALASKA, HOCKEY PUCK. 74 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,304 GET AWAY FROM MY DESK. 75 00:04:02,391 --> 00:04:04,956 MISS JAMIESON, CALL THE -- OW! 76 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:07,347 YOUR SECRETARY'S GONE, LANDSFORD. 77 00:04:07,434 --> 00:04:08,956 MR. POTEMKIN FIRED HER. 78 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:11,521 JUST LIKE I'M FIRING YOU! 79 00:04:11,608 --> 00:04:14,260 FIRE ME? YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! 80 00:04:14,347 --> 00:04:16,043 I'M THE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA! 81 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,739 -NOT ANYMORE. -NOT ANYMORE. 82 00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:19,652 AS THE NEW OWNER OF ALASKA... 83 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:22,043 MR. POTEMKIN HAS NO NEED FOR... 84 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,608 Both: OVERPAID PUBLIC OFFICIALS. 85 00:04:24,695 --> 00:04:26,478 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 86 00:04:26,565 --> 00:04:28,608 AM I LOSING MY MIND? 87 00:04:28,695 --> 00:04:30,521 NO, JUST YOUR JOB. 88 00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:31,826 [ LAUGHS ] 89 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:35,652 THIS IS THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA, 90 00:04:35,739 --> 00:04:39,217 AND ACCORDING TO PROVISIONS IN THE SEWARD TREATY, 91 00:04:39,304 --> 00:04:43,782 WHOEVER OWNS THE SEAL OWNS ALASKA! 92 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:47,304 [ LAUGHS ] 93 00:04:47,391 --> 00:04:49,434 ♪ HONEST GERKY, HE'S YOUR PAL ♪ 94 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:51,173 ♪ HONEST GERKY'S GOT YOUR DEAL ♪ 95 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,086 ♪ COME DOWN TO HONEST GERKY ♪ 96 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:56,521 HONEST GERKY'S GOT NEWS FOR ALL YOU FOLKS IN GERKYLAND -- 97 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:58,304 WHAT YOU USED TO CALL ALASKA. 98 00:04:58,391 --> 00:05:01,913 YOU GOT TO GO, AND I MEAN GO, BUT RIGHT NOW! 99 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,086 I GOT THE SEAL, WHICH MEANS, BY LAW, 100 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:09,434 I GET ALL 586,400 SQUARE MILES, 101 00:05:09,521 --> 00:05:11,782 AND YOU GET DIDDLY! 102 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:16,130 SO GET ON OUT OF GERKYLAND BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT! 103 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:18,478 ♪ HONEST GERKY, HE'S YOUR PAL ♪ 104 00:05:18,565 --> 00:05:21,391 ♪ HONEST GERKY'S GOT -- ♪ 105 00:05:21,478 --> 00:05:25,739 THAT MANIAC HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE STATE OF ALASKA, 106 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,739 AND THERE'S NO LEGAL WAY TO STOP HIM. 107 00:05:27,826 --> 00:05:30,565 ACCORDING TO THIS MICRO-RECORD OF THE SEWARD FILE, 108 00:05:30,652 --> 00:05:32,695 POTEMKIN ACTUALLY OWNS ALASKA. 109 00:05:32,782 --> 00:05:34,043 SEWARD FILE? 110 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:36,869 WHO'S SEWARD, AND WHAT'S THIS OLD FILE ABOUT? 111 00:05:36,956 --> 00:05:40,347 WELL, GUNG-HO, SECRETARY OF STATE WILLIAM H. SEWARD 112 00:05:40,434 --> 00:05:44,956 BOUGHT ALASKA FROM RUSSIA IN 1867 FOR 7 CENTS AN ACRE. 113 00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:48,173 BUT TO MAKE THE DEAL OFFICIAL... 114 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,782 THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA HAD TO BE DELIVERED TO AMERICA. 115 00:05:50,869 --> 00:05:52,695 THE CZAR GAVE THE SEAL 116 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:56,695 TO A CAPTAIN IVAN LUKROV OF THE ROMANOV, 117 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:57,956 A RUSSIAN WARSHIP. 118 00:05:58,043 --> 00:06:00,043 BUT THE ROMANOV AND HER ENTIRE CREW 119 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,260 DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE IN THE ARCTIC. 120 00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:05,478 POTEMKIN CLAIMS HIS FAMILY FLED RUSSIA IN 1917 121 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:06,956 WITH THE GREAT SEAL. 122 00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:09,826 IF THAT'S TRUE, HE OWNS ALASKA. 123 00:06:09,913 --> 00:06:12,086 POTEMKIN'S SEAL HAS TO BE A PHONY. 124 00:06:12,173 --> 00:06:15,000 WE FIND THE REAL SEAL, WE CAN STOP HIM COLD. 125 00:06:15,086 --> 00:06:18,956 BUT IT WAS LOST IN THE ARCTIC 100 YEARS AGO. 126 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:20,956 WELL, PACK YOUR SNOWSHOES. 127 00:06:21,043 --> 00:06:22,739 WE'RE GOING SEAL HUNTING. 128 00:06:22,826 --> 00:06:26,913 [ Russian accent ] THIS POTEMKIN'S CLAIM IS OBVIOUSLY BOGUS, 129 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,956 BUT TO PROVE WRONG, AMERICA MUST FIRST FIND REAL SEAL. 130 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:33,826 TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, DA, COMRADE BREKHOV? 131 00:06:33,913 --> 00:06:36,478 [ Russian accent ] DA, COMRADE GENERAL. 132 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:39,913 THE CZAR SOLD ALASKA FOR SHAMEFUL PITTANCE. 133 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,347 IF RED OKTOBER RECOVER GREAT SEAL FIRST... 134 00:06:43,434 --> 00:06:47,913 [ Russian accent ] AH! ALASKA AGAIN BELONG TO MOTHER RUSSIA! 135 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 [ Russian accent ] ALL THAT OIL! ALL THAT LAND! 136 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:55,173 BUT AMERICANS WILL SEND G.I. JOE FOR MISSING SEAL. 137 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,782 COMPETITION COULD GROW INTENSE. 138 00:06:58,869 --> 00:07:00,391 REMEMBER, 139 00:07:00,478 --> 00:07:04,086 AS GREAT AMERICAN PHILOSOPHER VINCENT LOMBARDI ONCE SAID, 140 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,565 "WINNING IS NOT EVERYTHING -- IS ONLY THING." 141 00:07:07,652 --> 00:07:09,739 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 142 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,217 CALL YOUR BET AND RAISE FIVE. 143 00:07:19,304 --> 00:07:20,956 ARE YOU SURE COBRA AND POTEMKIN 144 00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:22,434 ARE WORKING TOGETHER, DUKE? 145 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:23,565 I CALL YOUR BET. 146 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,956 WELL, WHEREVER EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES IS, 147 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:27,000 SO IS COBRA. 148 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:29,130 THEY WANT ALASKA FOR ITS RESOURCES 149 00:07:29,217 --> 00:07:30,434 AND AS A PERMANENT BASE. 150 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:31,391 CALL. 151 00:07:31,478 --> 00:07:32,826 ALL WE GOT TO DO 152 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:35,304 IS SEARCH A MILLION ACRES OF FREEZE-DRIED REAL ESTATE 153 00:07:35,391 --> 00:07:38,130 TO FIND ONE TINY RUSSIAN KNICKKNACK. 154 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:41,913 WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND PLAY? 155 00:07:44,739 --> 00:07:47,826 COBRA! 156 00:07:49,913 --> 00:07:52,173 AIR DEFENSE, TO YOUR STATIONS! 157 00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:55,826 BURN THOSE RATTLERS! 158 00:08:02,434 --> 00:08:04,434 BANDIT -- 5:00! 159 00:08:04,521 --> 00:08:06,304 [ BARONESS LAUGHS EVILLY ] 160 00:08:11,434 --> 00:08:14,782 HANG ON TIGHT! GOING DOWN! 161 00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:43,826 Potemkin: SIX ROLLS-ROYCES, THREE ERMINE ROBES, 162 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:45,869 A COUPLE OF DOZEN DIAMOND RINGS, 163 00:08:45,956 --> 00:08:49,434 AND TOSS IN A PLATINUM BATHTUB WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. 164 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:50,565 [ LAUGHS ] 165 00:08:50,652 --> 00:08:52,260 HAVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE THAT CALL 166 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:54,608 TO NEIMAN MARCUS ALL MY LIFE. 167 00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:57,043 HOW WE DOING, LAWYER BOYS? 168 00:08:57,130 --> 00:09:00,130 CONSIDERING THE OIL, GAS, AND MINERAL DEPOSITS... 169 00:09:00,217 --> 00:09:03,043 AND THE CONTENTS OF CITIES, TOWNS, AND VILLAGES... 170 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:06,652 THE MARKET VALUE OF THE STATE OF ALASKA IS CLOSE... 171 00:09:06,739 --> 00:09:08,652 Both: TO A TRILLION DOLLARS. 172 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:10,130 [ LAUGHS ] 173 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,391 SMOOTHER THAN STICKING A COUNTRY RUBE WITH A '59 EDSEL. 174 00:09:13,478 --> 00:09:15,043 WHAT COULD GO WRONG NOW? 175 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,869 Baroness: G.I. JOE! 176 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,347 UGH! OUCH! 177 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,000 REPEAT AGAIN, BARONESS? 178 00:09:21,086 --> 00:09:23,347 ISN'T THAT REDUNDANT, DEAR BROTHER? 179 00:09:23,434 --> 00:09:25,391 A PLANELOAD OF G.I. JOES 180 00:09:25,478 --> 00:09:30,043 HAS FLOWN IN TO SEARCH FOR THE REAL GREAT SEAL. 181 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:32,608 BUT IF THEY FIND THE REAL SEAL, WE'RE -- 182 00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:33,652 QUIET. 183 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,000 PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS. 184 00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:36,782 NO NEED TO WORRY. 185 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:40,434 THE JOES HAVE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE. 186 00:09:40,521 --> 00:09:44,260 DROPPED OUT? RACE? WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? 187 00:09:44,347 --> 00:09:45,652 ARE WE SAFE? 188 00:09:45,739 --> 00:09:46,826 NOT QUITE. 189 00:09:46,913 --> 00:09:48,739 THE RUSSIAN RED OKTOBER TEAM... 190 00:09:48,826 --> 00:09:50,434 IS ALSO LOOKING FOR THE SEAL. 191 00:09:50,521 --> 00:09:52,739 Both: THEY MUST BE STOPPED, TOO. 192 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,304 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS? 193 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:56,739 YOU DON'T HAVE... 194 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:59,826 A NEED TO KNOW. 195 00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:06,608 WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS, 196 00:10:06,695 --> 00:10:09,782 THE LAST REPORTED POSITION OF THE ROMANOV 197 00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:13,086 WAS 100 MILES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT PEAK. 198 00:10:13,173 --> 00:10:15,086 YO-O-O, JOE! 199 00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:28,130 AT THE RATE THEY ARE GOING, 200 00:10:28,217 --> 00:10:30,478 THEY PASS TWIN PEAKS LATE TOMORROW. 201 00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:33,391 WRONG, COMRADE. THEY NEVER GET PAST PEAKS. 202 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:36,782 RED OKTOBER SEE TO THAT. 203 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,956 TAKE US THROUGH THE PEAKS, ROADBLOCK. 204 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,782 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 205 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,826 I HATE WINTER SPORTS. 206 00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:35,391 I FEEL LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN! 207 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:37,565 LOOK LIKE HIM, TOO! 208 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:40,521 AMERICANSKI TOVARISHCH, 209 00:11:40,608 --> 00:11:45,086 RED OKTOBER IS DEEPLY SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCE, 210 00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:48,173 BUT WE CANNOT LET YOU FIND GREAT SEAL. 211 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,304 RED OKTOBER MUST RETURN 212 00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:53,695 WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO MOTHER RUSSIA. 213 00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:56,565 SO, GOODBYE, G.I. JOE. 214 00:11:56,652 --> 00:11:59,521 HAVE NICE, LONG WALK HOME. 215 00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:01,652 [ LAUGHS ] 216 00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:04,217 GOOD JOKE, DA? 217 00:12:05,478 --> 00:12:07,652 SAVE YOUR ENERGY, GUNG-HO. 218 00:12:07,739 --> 00:12:11,391 BREKHOV WAS RIGHT. WE GOT A LONG WALK TO MAKE. 219 00:12:11,478 --> 00:12:13,652 ONLY NOT TOWARD HOME. 220 00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:20,000 UGH. 221 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:22,391 FIRST WE FREEZE. NOW WE BAKE. 222 00:12:22,478 --> 00:12:26,565 NOW I KNOW HOW A TV DINNER FEELS. 223 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:29,956 [ WOLF HOWLING ] 224 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,739 THAT'S A CHEERY SOUND. 225 00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:35,347 [ BIRD SQUAWKS ] 226 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:41,739 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE RED OKTOBER WACKOS, 227 00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:45,478 I'LL MAKE THEM WISH KARL MARX WAS GROUCHO'S BROTHER. 228 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,608 WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET OUR CHANCE. 229 00:12:47,695 --> 00:12:48,913 GANDER THAT. 230 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,652 RUB ALADDIN'S LAMP, SEE RED OKTOBER'S CAMP. 231 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,652 COULD YOU FLY A RUSSIAN HIND-E, SCARLETT? 232 00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:58,739 I'M SO TIRED OF WALKING, I COULD FLY A RUSSIAN TRUCK. 233 00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:01,521 THEN LET'S HOT-WIRE A CHOPPER! 234 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,782 MAN OR WOMAN, NO ONE MOVIN'. 235 00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:05,739 LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. 236 00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:30,304 I'LL BET MY TATTOO THIS IS ALL SOME KIND OF A TRAP. 237 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:33,173 CAN'T CLOSE MUCH OF A TRAP WITHOUT WEAPONS, GUNG-HO. 238 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,478 THEY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A SLINGSHOT WITH THEM. 239 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,565 SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING HAPPENED TO OUR RUSSIAN FRIENDS. 240 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,130 HOPE WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME LUCK. 241 00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:45,043 HOLY MACKEREL! 242 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,130 COSSACKS! 243 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:48,434 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 244 00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,434 TAKE COVER, MEN! 245 00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:52,826 AAH! 246 00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,130 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 247 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:56,565 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 248 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,304 IS THIS A NIGHTMARE? 249 00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:00,521 FOR ALL OF US, SCARLETT. 250 00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,043 [ Russian accent ] IN NAME OF CZAR, 251 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:06,347 HIS GREAT EXCELLENCY ALEXANDER II, YOU ARE PRISONERS. 252 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:11,304 PLEASE, NO EXCUSE GIVE ME TO KILL YOU, DA? 253 00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,608 [ CHANTING IN RUSSIAN ] 254 00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:35,826 WHAT'D WE DO TO THESE GUYS? 255 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,000 WISH I KNEW. 256 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,608 PARDON ME FOR ASKING, 257 00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:41,173 BUT WHAT ARE 19th-CENTURY COSSACKS 258 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,478 DOING IN 20th-CENTURY ALASKA? 259 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,000 I THINK THE ANSWER IS UP AHEAD. 260 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:57,695 LOOKS LIKE THE ROMANOV FOUND A SAFE HARBOR BACK IN 1867. 261 00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,782 AND THESE PEOPLE MUST BE THE DESCENDANTS 262 00:14:59,869 --> 00:15:01,086 OF THE ORIGINAL CREW. 263 00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:03,608 [ Russian accent ] NO TALK! MORE WALK! 264 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,565 SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT A FELLOW POET, ROADBLOCK. 265 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,434 Lukrov: [ Russian accent ] MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER, 266 00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:19,608 FIRST CAPTAIN LUKROV, WAS WISE MAN. 267 00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,086 HE KEPT COLONY SEPARATE FROM OUTSIDE WORLD, 268 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:26,434 AND THAT IS WHY WE SURVIVE, EVEN THRIVE. 269 00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:28,913 WE WANT NOTHING WITH YOUR MODERN WAYS OR PROBLEMS. 270 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,086 IN THAT CASE, CAPTAIN LUKROV, 271 00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,391 GIVE US THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA. 272 00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:35,000 'CAUSE WITHOUT THAT SEAL, 273 00:15:35,086 --> 00:15:37,130 THE UNITED STATES WILL LOSE ALASKA 274 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,391 TO AN EVIL FORCE NAMED COBRA. 275 00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:40,521 ENOUGH! 276 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,434 SEAL IS PRECIOUS OBJECT, 277 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,000 NOT TO BE HANDED OVER 278 00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:46,782 TO SMOOTH-TALKING YANKEE TRADER, DA? 279 00:15:46,869 --> 00:15:49,695 PUT HIM WITH THE OTHER PRISONERS. 280 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,913 Brekhov: GOOD AFTERNOON, COMRADE DUKE. 281 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,521 I SEE YOU RECEIVED SAME RECEPTION AS RED OKTOBER. 282 00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:21,478 ARGH! LET ME AT THEM! 283 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,782 LET ME AT THEM! 284 00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:24,826 HOLD IT, MAN! HOLD IT! 285 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,565 THE COSSACKS DIDN'T LIKE YOUR LOOKS, RIGHT, BREKHOV? 286 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:30,565 MMM. THAT IS MEAT OF SUBJECT. DA. 287 00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:33,739 NO, THAT'S NOT THE MEAT OF THE SUBJECT, BREKHOV. 288 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,173 WE'VE GOT TO DELIVER THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA 289 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,869 ALL THE WAY DOWN TO JUNEAU. 290 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,565 THANKS TO YOUR INTERFERENCE, 291 00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:42,130 WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT, AND COBRA WILL GET ALASKA. 292 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:46,000 I AM VERY MUCH REGRETTING, COMRADE DUKE. 293 00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,913 [ EXPLOSION ] 294 00:16:52,173 --> 00:16:56,608 COBRA-A-A-A! 295 00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:01,304 COBRA! 296 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,956 THEY MUST'VE FOLLOWED BOTH OF US HERE TO FIND THE REAL SEAL! 297 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,086 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 298 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:32,391 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 299 00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,739 I HAVE THE SEAL! 300 00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:38,260 ALASKA BELONGS TO US! 301 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,260 GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU IDIOT! 302 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:56,304 I-I REFUSED TO HELP, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 303 00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:59,695 THEY DESTROY WHAT TOOK CENTURY TO BUILD. 304 00:17:59,782 --> 00:18:03,652 WORST OF ALL, THEY -- THEY STEAL GREAT SEAL. 305 00:18:03,739 --> 00:18:06,608 NOW CZAR NEVER TRUST US AGAIN. 306 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:08,434 LET'S MAKE A DEAL, LUKROV. 307 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,956 WE'LL RETRIEVE YOUR SEAL 308 00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:13,130 IF WE CAN USE IT TO COUNTER COBRA'S CLAIM ON ALASKA. 309 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,956 AND WHEN WE BRING IT BACK, 310 00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,130 WE'LL HELP YOU REBUILD YOUR TOWN. 311 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,304 RED OKTOBER WILL HELP, ALSO. 312 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,478 COBRA MUST NOT SUCCEED. 313 00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,826 YOU WOULD GIVE WORD ON THIS DEAL? 314 00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:27,260 MY WORD AND MY HAND. 315 00:18:34,391 --> 00:18:36,304 [ WHIPS CRACKING ] 316 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:40,304 YOU SURE THIS SHORTCUT WILL GET US AHEAD OF COBRA? 317 00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:41,608 WITHIN HOUR. 318 00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,695 YOU'RE NOT SCARED, MY BIG FRIEND, ARE YOU? 319 00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:49,608 SCARED? WHO'S SCARED? 320 00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:15,391 UGH! 321 00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,391 THE SEAL! 322 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,173 I-I-I HAVE IT! 323 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,739 [ CHEERING ] 324 00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,565 Duke: WELL, WE FINALLY GOT THE SEAL. 325 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,956 BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IT TO JUNEAU 326 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,391 BEFORE COBRA TAKES OVER? 327 00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,478 Gung-Ho: HEY, DUKE! 328 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:40,565 I GOT JOE HEADQUARTERS. 329 00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:43,217 THEY'RE SENDING SkyStrikers, BUT THE WEATHER'S LOUSY. 330 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:44,739 THEY MAY NOT GET THROUGH. 331 00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,391 -CAPTAIN LUKROV? -DA? 332 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,565 HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THE ROMANOV SEAWORTHY? 333 00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:51,391 DA, BUT WE ARE STILL BLOCKED BY ICE. 334 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,391 DON'T COUNT ON IT. 335 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:59,217 [ CHEERING ] 336 00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:11,173 STEER A SOUTHERLY COURSE, CAPTAIN. 337 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,956 WE'RE HEADED FOR JUNEAU. 338 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:15,130 Brekhov: CORRECTION, COMRADES. 339 00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:19,260 I'M AFRAID OUR JOURNEY WILL TAKE US WEST FOR MOTHER RUSSIA. 340 00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,956 WHY, YOU DIRTY -- 341 00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:24,043 THE SEAL, PLEASE. THE SEAL! 342 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,260 STOP THAT SHIP! 343 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,391 LET'S CLEAN UP THAT MESS, GUYS! 344 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,434 DUKE, LOOK! 345 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,608 NO! 346 00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,434 RETREAT! 347 00:20:59,782 --> 00:21:01,869 THE SEAL, PLEASE. 348 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,739 THE SEAL, COMRADE. 349 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,565 AH, YOU'VE EARNED IT. 350 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,913 GAME'S OVER, HONEST "GERGY." 351 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,304 ALASKA'S BACK WHERE SHE BELONGS. 352 00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:17,304 IN THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A. 353 00:21:17,391 --> 00:21:19,391 -GOODBYE... -POTEMKIN. 354 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,565 HEY, GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME FLAT! 355 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:26,782 WE CAN PULL A STRING, TWIST AN ARM, DO SOMETHING! 356 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,739 SIX TONS OF CAVIAR! 357 00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,782 THREE ERMINE STOLES! 358 00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:32,478 A DOZEN DIAMOND RINGS! 359 00:21:32,565 --> 00:21:34,260 A PLATINUM BATHTUB! 360 00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,521 PAY UP, POTEMKIN! 361 00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,565 [ LAUGHTER ] 25403

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