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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,913 --> 00:00:05,782 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:05,869 --> 00:00:08,565 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,652 --> 00:00:10,347 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,434 --> 00:00:13,521 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,608 --> 00:00:16,521 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:19,086 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:21,043 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:24,434 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:27,565 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,434 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:34,130 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:35,695 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,782 --> 00:00:39,086 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,173 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,000 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,826 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,173 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,173 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,043 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:55,608 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,695 --> 00:01:00,260 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:02,869 --> 00:01:05,478 Bludd: CAREFUL WITH THOSE CRATES, YOU MORONS. 23 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,739 THIS HAUL'S GOT TO FINANCE US FOR THE NEXT FISCAL YEAR. 24 00:01:18,521 --> 00:01:21,173 THERE THEY ARE, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 25 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,478 REMIND ME TO THANK INTELLIGENCE. 26 00:01:23,565 --> 00:01:26,869 OKAY, LET'S SHAKE 'EM UP BEFORE WE GRAB 'EM. 27 00:01:29,304 --> 00:01:30,695 LOOK OUT! 28 00:01:30,782 --> 00:01:32,434 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 29 00:01:37,173 --> 00:01:38,913 YO-O-O, JOE! 30 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:43,086 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 31 00:01:53,521 --> 00:01:54,739 [ ENGINE REVS ] 32 00:01:54,826 --> 00:01:56,478 CHEERIO, MATEYS. 33 00:01:56,565 --> 00:02:00,695 AT LEAST I SHALL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. 34 00:02:00,782 --> 00:02:02,913 ERRAND BOY. 35 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,347 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT, COVER GIRL. 36 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,086 SEE YOU BACK AT THE BASE. 37 00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:16,304 YEAH, WE'VE GOT IT COVERED DOWN HERE. 38 00:02:16,391 --> 00:02:17,826 THANKS FOR THE BACKUP, ACE. 39 00:02:17,913 --> 00:02:21,173 Ace: 10-4. OVER AND OUT. 40 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:25,130 NOW WE CAN SEE WHAT COBRA COMMANDER IS HIDING IN HERE. 41 00:02:25,217 --> 00:02:28,956 PHEW! WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS. 42 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:30,956 WE EXPECTED A HAUL, BUT -- 43 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:33,695 Dusty: MAN, THIS IS TOO MUCH. 44 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:37,521 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BROKE? 45 00:02:37,608 --> 00:02:39,608 THE JOE TEAM'S HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL RAID... 46 00:02:39,695 --> 00:02:41,565 HAS WIPED OUT YOUR ASSETS. 47 00:02:41,652 --> 00:02:43,826 CONSEQUENTLY, YOUR CREDITORS ARE DEMANDING PAYMENT... 48 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,043 ON ALL OUTSTANDING DEBTS. 49 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:48,478 I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. 50 00:02:48,565 --> 00:02:52,565 I CONTROL THE LARGEST CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD. 51 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:54,391 THAT WAS TRUE UNTIL TODAY... 52 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,652 WHEN ALL OF YOUR MEN APPLIED FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS. 53 00:02:57,739 --> 00:03:00,217 THIS IS DEGRADING. 54 00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:02,695 YOU HAVE 48 HOURS, COMMANDER... 55 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:06,217 TO COME UP WITH $200 MILLION. 56 00:03:06,304 --> 00:03:08,043 [ HISSES ] 57 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,695 Man: IT'S SECOND AND 10 ON THE 32 YARD LINE. 58 00:03:10,782 --> 00:03:12,478 HAWKINS ROLLS BACK. 59 00:03:12,565 --> 00:03:13,869 GATTIN'S WIDE OPEN. 60 00:03:13,956 --> 00:03:15,521 AND... 61 00:03:15,608 --> 00:03:17,695 IT'S INTERCEPTED. 62 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:18,913 WHAT HAPPENED? 63 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,652 GREETINGS, MY FELLOW INSURGENTS. 64 00:03:21,739 --> 00:03:24,086 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU 65 00:03:24,173 --> 00:03:27,739 THAT LAST NIGHT'S CHARADE LEAVES ME UNDAUNTED. 66 00:03:27,826 --> 00:03:32,391 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COBRA! 67 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,043 UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, WE'VE GOT A GOOD CHANCE 68 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,739 OF SHUTTIN' COBRA DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL. 69 00:03:36,826 --> 00:03:40,347 THE FORTRESS SHOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT HERE. 70 00:03:45,782 --> 00:03:48,347 BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING! 71 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:57,478 HUH. DUST. 72 00:03:57,565 --> 00:03:59,608 THIS PLACE IS DESERTED, DUKE. 73 00:03:59,695 --> 00:04:01,695 A GHOST TOWN. 74 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:03,956 THE MAIN GENERATOR IS TURNED OFF, DUKE. 75 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:06,260 AND NOT A SOUL IN SIGHT. 76 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,565 HEY, DUKE, I'M PICKIN' UP SOME ACTIVITY 77 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:09,913 IN A ROOM TO THE EAST. 78 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,608 LET'S INVESTIGATE. 79 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:19,956 AND NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU THE COMMUNICATIONS ROOM. 80 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:22,217 Duke: XAMOT. TOMAX. 81 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,347 WELL, WELL. 82 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:24,652 IF IT ISN'T... 83 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,347 -G.I. JOE. -G.I. JOE. 84 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,086 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES 85 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:30,478 WAS IN THE REAL-ESTATE BUSINESS. 86 00:04:30,565 --> 00:04:31,434 WE'RE NOT. WE'VE... 87 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,304 FORECLOSED ON COBRA AND... 88 00:04:33,391 --> 00:04:35,956 ...ARE CONDUCTING AN AUCTION IN AN EFFORT TO... 89 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,000 Both: RECOUP OUR INVESTMENT. 90 00:04:38,086 --> 00:04:39,695 WHAT ABOUT COBRA COMMANDER? 91 00:04:39,782 --> 00:04:41,130 HE SEEMS TO HAVE... 92 00:04:41,217 --> 00:04:42,173 SKIPPED TOWN. 93 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,304 WE WOULD LIKE TO FIND HIM... 94 00:04:44,391 --> 00:04:45,478 AS MUCH AS YOU. 95 00:04:45,565 --> 00:04:47,086 Spirit: DUKE, LOOK. 96 00:04:47,173 --> 00:04:49,652 HA. THE COMMANDER'S TROOPS. 97 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:53,695 LOOKS LIKE COBRA'S EMPIRE IS TUMBLING DOWN. 98 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:01,826 Cobra Commander: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 99 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:04,652 LOOKS LIKE THE MARTIANS HAVE INVADED. 100 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:07,086 THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SLUM! 101 00:05:11,217 --> 00:05:14,130 I TOLD YA. I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 102 00:05:17,913 --> 00:05:20,043 I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION YOUR TASTE 103 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:21,826 IN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. 104 00:05:21,913 --> 00:05:24,086 Firefly: TRUST ME, COMMANDER. 105 00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:29,521 Man: OKAY, COME IN. 106 00:05:33,173 --> 00:05:36,217 GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU ARE PUNCTUATION. 107 00:05:36,304 --> 00:05:39,260 THAT'S "PUNCTUAL." NOW, LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 108 00:05:39,347 --> 00:05:40,434 YES, SIR. 109 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:42,565 TIME IS A PRECIOUS COMMUNITY, 110 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:45,478 AND I DESPISE PEOPLE WHO ABSTRUSE IT. 111 00:05:45,565 --> 00:05:48,478 SO, HOW CAN I BE OF ABSTINENCE TO YOUSE? 112 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,347 THAT'S "ASSISTANCE." 113 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,652 I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL. 114 00:05:52,739 --> 00:05:56,000 WE DO. I WAS TRYIN' TO BE SOCIALIZABLE. 115 00:05:56,086 --> 00:05:58,695 SHOW 'EM THE ATTACHMENT CASE. 116 00:05:58,782 --> 00:06:02,304 [ MAN GRUNTS ] 117 00:06:02,391 --> 00:06:06,130 ONE MILLION, IN SOFT CORENSIBLES. 118 00:06:06,217 --> 00:06:08,695 DO YOU STAND UNDER THE TERMS? 119 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,000 OF COURSE. 120 00:06:10,086 --> 00:06:13,217 $1 MILLION AT 400% PER WEEK. 121 00:06:13,304 --> 00:06:14,869 MOST GENEROUS. 122 00:06:14,956 --> 00:06:17,304 NOW, WE MUST BE GOING. 123 00:06:17,391 --> 00:06:21,043 WAIT, THERE'S ONE MORE PART TO THE DEAL. 124 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,130 AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THAT? 125 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:29,086 I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE. 126 00:06:43,565 --> 00:06:44,913 I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE 127 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,652 WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE UNDER THAT MASK, COMMANDER. 128 00:06:47,739 --> 00:06:49,695 OH? 129 00:06:49,782 --> 00:06:52,913 AAH! HELP! I CAN'T LET GO! 130 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:53,956 [ BEEP ] 131 00:06:54,043 --> 00:06:56,608 COMMANDER, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS. 132 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:59,869 YES, WE MUST BE GOING. 133 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:00,913 AAH! 134 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,565 APPREHENSIVE THEM! 135 00:07:03,652 --> 00:07:05,826 GOODBYE, YOU FOOLS. 136 00:07:05,913 --> 00:07:08,565 STOP THEM! THE DEAL'S OFF! 137 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:12,478 GIVE ME BACK THAT MONEY! 138 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:16,826 [ THUMPING ] 139 00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:18,869 FRANKIE? 140 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:20,913 GUIDO? 141 00:07:23,608 --> 00:07:24,521 OW! 142 00:07:24,608 --> 00:07:25,869 GET UP, YOU GOONS. 143 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:28,130 AFTER THEM. 144 00:07:28,217 --> 00:07:30,304 YOU HAVE THE MONEY, COMMANDER? 145 00:07:30,391 --> 00:07:33,608 YES, BUT WHERE'S MAJOR BLUDD? 146 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:36,043 PREPARING A NEW RéSUMé. 147 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:37,347 [ LAUGHS ] 148 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:40,217 HE'D MAKE A GOOD SHIPPING CLERK. 149 00:07:51,521 --> 00:07:55,565 THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE ROUTE TO ZARTAN'S LAIR. 150 00:07:55,652 --> 00:07:57,043 MY, MY, DESTRO. 151 00:07:57,130 --> 00:08:00,956 YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY YOUR GOOD LOOKS. 152 00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:02,695 [ SNARLS ] 153 00:08:04,347 --> 00:08:05,304 Buzzer: HEY, MATES. 154 00:08:05,391 --> 00:08:08,521 OH, LOOK AT WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. 155 00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:11,000 GREETINGS, ZARTAN. 156 00:08:11,086 --> 00:08:12,565 YOU'RE LATE, COMMANDER. 157 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,782 MY CHARITY HAS LIMITS. 158 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,869 SPARE ME THE LECTURE, ZARTAN. 159 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,695 WE'VE GOT MUCH TO DO IN LITTLE TIME. 160 00:08:18,782 --> 00:08:19,695 HMM. 161 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,739 WHAT A DUMP. 162 00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:27,000 APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING, BARONESS. 163 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 [ DEVICE BEEPS ] 164 00:08:32,782 --> 00:08:36,391 IT SUITED YOU BETTER THE OTHER WAY, ZARTAN. 165 00:08:36,478 --> 00:08:42,173 BARONESS, EXPLAIN OPERATION COLD SLITHER TO OUR FRIENDS. 166 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,913 DESTRO HAS DESIGNED A PROGRAM 167 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,260 THAT CREATES ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC 168 00:08:47,347 --> 00:08:50,521 AND INSERTS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES 169 00:08:50,608 --> 00:08:53,434 WHICH WILL LULL PEOPLE INTO A TRANCE 170 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:56,695 AND MAKE THEM TOTALLY SUBJECT TO OUR WILL. 171 00:08:56,782 --> 00:08:59,826 AND HOW DO I BENEFIT FROM THIS? 172 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:02,652 HERE'S HOW... 173 00:09:02,739 --> 00:09:04,434 AHH. 174 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:07,956 ...IF YOU DO AS I COMMAND. 175 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:10,521 HOW MUCH YOU SAY WE'RE GETTIN' PAID FOR THIS? 176 00:09:10,608 --> 00:09:12,173 $5 AN HOUR. 177 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,695 5 WHOLE DOLLARS? 178 00:09:14,782 --> 00:09:17,695 AND ALL WE'S GOT TO DO IS MOUTH THE LYRICS? 179 00:09:17,782 --> 00:09:20,434 IT IS TAKING LONGER TO DRESS THESE MORONS 180 00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:22,695 THAN IT TOOK TO RECORD THE SONG. 181 00:09:22,782 --> 00:09:26,739 WHEN DO WE PUT THE SUBLIMINAL COMMANDS IN, DESTRO? 182 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:29,347 AFTER THE VIDEO IS RECORDED. 183 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:32,869 THEN MY SUBLIMINAL COMMANDS WILL BE ADDED 184 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:36,086 TO BOTH THE VIDEO AND THE RECORD ALBUM. 185 00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:39,478 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 186 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:41,391 ♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER 187 00:09:41,478 --> 00:09:43,347 ♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON 188 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:46,000 ♪ A BAND OF VIPERS PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪ 189 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,826 NO, NO, NO! CUT, CUT, CUT! 190 00:09:49,913 --> 00:09:51,130 IT'S ALL WRONG. 191 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:53,695 THIS IS ART, NOT EXPLOITATION. 192 00:09:53,782 --> 00:09:56,652 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP. 193 00:09:56,739 --> 00:09:58,521 BACK TO ONE. 194 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:00,869 AND FEEL YOUR MOTIVATION! 195 00:10:00,956 --> 00:10:03,913 HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS BANGER? 196 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,478 ONLY UNTIL WE'RE PAID. 197 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,043 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WE ARE NOW INTO OVERTIME, 198 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,347 AND THE UNION RULES SPECIFICALLY STATE -- 199 00:10:11,434 --> 00:10:15,086 THE ONLY UNION THEY SHOULD BE CONCERNED WITH 200 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:18,608 IS THE ONE BETWEEN THEIR HEADS AND THEIR SHOULDERS. 201 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:20,869 UH, YES, SIR. 202 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:23,000 PLACES, EVERYONE. 203 00:10:23,086 --> 00:10:26,391 OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 204 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:27,608 ACTION. 205 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,521 ACTION. 206 00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:33,130 EVERYBODY, ACTION. 207 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,782 ♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER 208 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,869 ♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON 209 00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:41,565 ♪ A BAND OF VIPERS PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪ 210 00:10:41,652 --> 00:10:44,739 ♪ WITH AN IRON FIST AND A REPTILE HISS ♪ 211 00:10:44,826 --> 00:10:48,000 ♪ WE SHALL RULE 212 00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:50,521 WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING? 213 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,869 ♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE 214 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,869 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE GAME NO MORE ♪ 215 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,478 ♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S RIGHT ♪ 216 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,869 THEY ARE ANIMALS. 217 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:03,869 ♪ TOO LATE TO RESIST 'CAUSE COBRA IS STRONG ♪ 218 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,043 OH, MY GOODNESS! WE'RE GOING WAY OVER BUDGET! 219 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,304 -BARBARIANS! -♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER 220 00:11:09,391 --> 00:11:10,304 ♪ HEAVY METAL MACHINE 221 00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:12,695 NO, NO, NO! 222 00:11:12,782 --> 00:11:15,478 CUT, CUT, CUT! 223 00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:18,260 YOU FOOL, THIS IS WHAT I WANT. 224 00:11:18,347 --> 00:11:20,217 KEEP THE FILM ROLLING! 225 00:11:21,826 --> 00:11:23,608 ♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS 226 00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:27,608 ♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE 227 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:30,391 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 228 00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:34,608 WE'RE IN THE TOP 20 WITH A BULLET IN JUST THREE DAYS. 229 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,826 YES, WE'RE SO EXCITED THAT... 230 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,608 WE HAVE DECIDED TO CANCEL YOUR DEBT... 231 00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:42,608 IN EXCHANGE FOR A SHARE OF THE PROFITS. 232 00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:46,260 Both: WE ARE YOUR NEW PARTNERS. 233 00:11:46,347 --> 00:11:48,260 ♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS 234 00:11:48,347 --> 00:11:50,260 ♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE 235 00:11:50,347 --> 00:11:52,347 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE... 236 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:55,608 HOW CAN I GRADE THESE PAPERS WITH THAT AWFUL MUSIC GOING ON? 237 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,434 [ BELL RINGS ] 238 00:11:57,521 --> 00:11:59,739 IT'S TIME FOR CLASS. 239 00:12:01,695 --> 00:12:03,260 WHERE ARE THOSE KIDS? 240 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,608 GONE? 241 00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:12,478 I GUESS IT'S NOT THE MOST ELEGANT COURSE IN THE WORLD. 242 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,130 Quick Kick: BUT YOU MUST ADMIT THE OBSTACLES ARE UNIQUE, 243 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,347 ESPECIALLY THE MINEFIELD. 244 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:18,913 FORE. 245 00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:24,217 -[ BONK! ] -WHOA! 246 00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:28,173 HEY! 247 00:12:34,478 --> 00:12:35,913 [ SPITTING ] 248 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,869 IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE? 249 00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:41,217 SORRY. 250 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,130 ♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS 251 00:12:43,217 --> 00:12:45,217 ♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE 252 00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:48,565 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE GAME NO MORE ♪ 253 00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:49,782 ♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S RIGHT ♪ 254 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,913 I CAN'T REMEMBER EVER BEIN' THIS BORED. 255 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,565 YOU NEED A HOBBY, SHIPWRECK. 256 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,260 AH, EVER SINCE COBRA DISBANDED, 257 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,434 WE HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO DO 258 00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:06,913 EXCEPT KEEP THE DUST OFF THE TANKS. 259 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,173 ♪ WHEN THE VENOM STINGS, A NEW ORDER BRINGS OUR CONTROL ♪ 260 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,565 Deejay: AND THAT WAS COLD SLITHER, 261 00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,086 WHICH JUST SLITHERED ITS WAY 262 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,130 UP TO NUMBER ONE ON THE CHARTS. 263 00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:17,478 AND, HEY, DON'T MISS THEIR CONCERT TONIGHT 264 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,826 AT THE SPORTS ARENA. 265 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,391 Breaker: COLD SLITHER. 266 00:13:20,478 --> 00:13:21,652 TONIGHT. 267 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,521 WE'D BETTER GET GOIN'. 268 00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:25,217 -MAN. -MAN. -MAN. 269 00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:30,478 HEY, BREAKER, WHO'S MINDIN' THE STORE? 270 00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:35,304 HEY, GUYS, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 271 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,695 HALT! 272 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:47,347 LET US OUT. 273 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,695 OR DIE. 274 00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:10,130 -COLD SLITHER! -COLD SLITHER! -COLD SLITHER! 275 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,043 LOOK OUT! 276 00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:17,521 AND THEY JUST KEPT SAYING, 277 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:20,130 "COLD SLITHER! COLD SLITHER! COLD SLITHER!" 278 00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:22,826 SOUNDS LIKE COBRA STUFF TO ME. 279 00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:26,695 [ Laughing ] NO, DUKE, COLD SLITHER IS A ROCK BAND. 280 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,000 OH, I SEE. 281 00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,565 I GUESS I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP ON THINGS, 282 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,739 BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THEY'VE GONE AWOL. 283 00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:37,043 SEND THE M.P.s TO GET 'EM AND PREPARE FOR A COURT-MARTIAL. 284 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,043 DUKE, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE EXTREME? 285 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,434 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 286 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,130 EVEN IF COBRA'S WASHED UP, 287 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:44,869 I'M NOT LETTIN' DISCIPLINE SLIP AROUND HERE. 288 00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:48,565 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 289 00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,217 ♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER 290 00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:52,086 ♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON 291 00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:56,608 ♪ A BAND OF VIPERS PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪ 292 00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,782 WOW, MAN! FAR OUT! 293 00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:03,478 [ Laughing ] TOTALLY AWESOME! 294 00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,782 COSMIC VIBES! 295 00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:07,304 WOW! 296 00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:10,521 OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE ALL UNDER ARREST. 297 00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:12,304 WAIT A SECOND. W-WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? 298 00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:13,956 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 299 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,347 SAVE IT FOR THE COURT-MARTIAL. 300 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,478 [ GROANS ] 301 00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:22,782 HEY, WHY DON'T WE STAY AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC? 302 00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:25,652 IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. 303 00:15:25,739 --> 00:15:28,869 YEAH, LET'S GET MELLOW. 304 00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,478 WOW. 305 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:35,739 ♪ A NEW ORDER BRINGS OUR CONTRO-O-O-L ♪ 306 00:15:35,826 --> 00:15:36,913 ♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS 307 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,695 NOW THAT OUR AUDIENCE IS CAPTIVATED, 308 00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:43,043 LET US BEND THEIR WILL TO OURS. 309 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:46,086 DISENGAGE THE SUBLIMINAL ENSLAVEMENT PROGRAM 310 00:15:46,173 --> 00:15:48,434 AND PUT IT ON MANUAL, COMMANDER. 311 00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:50,000 YES. 312 00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:53,043 YOU ARE ALL UNDER THE SPELL OF COBRA. 313 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:55,000 YOU WILL DO WHATEVER WE SAY. 314 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:58,043 All: YES, MASTER. 315 00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,652 DROP TO YOUR KNEES. 316 00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:02,695 All: YES, MASTER. 317 00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:05,608 SHOUT, "LONG LIVE COBRA." 318 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:08,695 All: LONG LIVE COBRA! 319 00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:11,217 SCRAPE THE FLOOR! 320 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,739 All: YES, MASTER. 321 00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:18,869 NOW SAY, "ALL HAIL DESTRO AND THE BARONESS!" 322 00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,782 STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS! 323 00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:23,043 WE HAVE THEM WHERE WE WANT THEM. 324 00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,521 THE M.P.s SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW. 325 00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:30,521 WHERE ARE THEY? 326 00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:31,695 RELAX, DUKE. 327 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,478 THEY'VE GOT A BIG CROWD TO LOOK THROUGH. 328 00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,739 GREETINGS, CITIZENS. 329 00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:38,782 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE TONIGHT? 330 00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:40,043 I DO! 331 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,217 All: LONG LIVE COBRA! 332 00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,869 COLD SLITHER FOREVER! 333 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:50,565 COLD SLITHER FOREVER! 334 00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:54,695 THEY ARE WITH ME, AND THEY WILL STAY WITH ME 335 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:59,565 UNTIL YOU PAY ME THE SUM OF $100 BILLION! 336 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,304 AND DO NOT CONSIDER SENDING IN THE G.I. JOE TEAM, 337 00:17:03,391 --> 00:17:06,173 FOR I HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED. 338 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,565 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 339 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,956 YOU HAVE TWO HOURS. 340 00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:12,043 COBRA LULLED US INTO COMPLACENCY, 341 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,869 AND NOW THEY'RE BEATING US. 342 00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:16,000 WELL, WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO GIVE UP. 343 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,304 BUT THEY'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF HOSTAGES IN THERE. 344 00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:21,000 WAIT A SECOND. I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 345 00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:24,173 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE GAME NO MORE ♪ 346 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,000 ♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S RIGHT 347 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,434 ♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S WRONG 348 00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:30,130 EH, BLOKES, THIS IS GETTIN' A BIT TOO MUCH LIKE WORK. 349 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,956 YEAH, MY SHIFT IS UP. I'M TAKIN' A BREAK. 350 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,913 RIGHT, WE'RE THE STARS. 351 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 YOU WANT MORE PLAY, WE GET MORE PAY. 352 00:17:38,086 --> 00:17:42,565 ♪ THROUGH THE EYES OF A LIZARD, IN YOU WILL DREAM ♪ 353 00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,130 ♪ WHEN THE VENOM STINGS, A NEW ORDER BRINGS... ♪ 354 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:50,000 HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO? 355 00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:53,173 THOSE VENAL MERCENARIES HAVE LEFT THE STAGE. 356 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,956 SO WHAT? WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE. 357 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,304 I'M TELLIN' YOU, 358 00:17:57,391 --> 00:18:00,478 WE'RE GETTIN' A RAW ONE FROM COBRA COMMANDER. 359 00:18:00,565 --> 00:18:04,304 YEAH, WE DO THE WORK, AND HE GETS THE MONEY. 360 00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:07,652 All: COLD SLITHER! COLD SLITHER! 361 00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:10,304 HEY, YOU BLOKES, WE'VE GOT FANS! 362 00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:13,130 IT'S THEM! AREN'T THEY COOL? 363 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,304 OH, BOY! OH, BOY! 364 00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:17,130 [ CHEERING ] 365 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:20,565 YEAH, COME TO PAPA, BABY! 366 00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:29,304 HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 367 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:33,130 OKAY, BOYS, YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE -- TALK OR FRY. 368 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:34,434 WHERE'S THE COMMAND CENTER? 369 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:35,652 DON'T SHOOT! 370 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,652 IT'S IN THE SOUND ROOM. 371 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:38,956 DUKE, THIS IS SCARLETT. 372 00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,260 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO COBRA'S COMMAND CENTER. 373 00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:42,652 TAKE OUT THE TANKS. 374 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:45,000 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE BOZOS? 375 00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:46,043 HA! 376 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,000 I'VE GOT A SPECIAL PERFUME FOR THEM. 377 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,304 [ SNORING ] 378 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,652 THE GIG'S OVER, COMMANDER! 379 00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:57,652 YOUR SUBLIMINAL SOUND EFFECTS 380 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,956 DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK ON THEM, DESTRO. 381 00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,260 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 382 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:02,304 I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,956 WAIT TILL I REMOVE THESE EARPLUGS. 384 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,130 EARPLUGS! 385 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:10,304 SO, YOU KNEW ABOUT OUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES. 386 00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:13,304 NO, WE KNEW YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC. 387 00:19:13,391 --> 00:19:15,608 THE GAME'S NOT OVER YET. 388 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,608 [ BUZZING ] 389 00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,391 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 390 00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:29,304 NOW, EVERYBODY, REPEAT AFTER ME. 391 00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:31,652 COBRA COMMANDER IS A CLOWN. 392 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:35,782 All: COBRA COMMANDER IS A CLOWN. 393 00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:40,260 I WILL AVENGE THIS INSULT! 394 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,565 NOW HEAR THIS -- 395 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,913 SHIPWRECK, FOOTLOOSE, AND BREAKER 396 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,652 WILL BE ON K.P. DUTY FOR A MONTH. 397 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:51,869 All: SHIPWRECK, FOOTLOOSE, AND BREAKER 398 00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:55,956 WILL BE ON K.P. DUTY FOR A MONTH. 399 00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:57,347 [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:19:57,434 --> 00:19:59,826 HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THIS, UH, SUBLIMINAL THING 401 00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,173 BACK TO HEADQUARTERS. 402 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,391 MIGHT HELP KEEP SOME DISCIPLINE AROUND THERE. 403 00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:06,000 OH, I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE ANY PROBLEMS WITH COBRA 404 00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:09,826 BACK IN BUSINESS ONCE I MAKE SOME MINOR REPAIRS. 405 00:20:09,913 --> 00:20:12,000 HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE? 406 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,608 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AT SOME KIND OF CONCERT. 407 00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,086 [ SQUAWKS ] 408 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,478 WE WANT MUSIC! WE WANT MUSIC! 409 00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:21,826 All: WE WANT MUSIC! 410 00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:25,739 WE WANT MUSIC! WE WANT MUSIC! 411 00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,782 WE WANT MUSIC! 412 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:29,304 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 413 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:31,130 GO HOME. WHAT ELSE? 414 00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:32,652 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY FAIR. 415 00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,173 THEY DID PAY TO SEE A CONCERT. 416 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:38,130 UM, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING? 417 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:41,347 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 418 00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:45,782 AND NOW, FOR THE GREATEST ROCK 'N' ROLLERS IN THE LAND, 419 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,782 THE AVERAGE JOE BAND! 420 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:51,391 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 421 00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:54,608 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 422 00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:56,304 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 423 00:20:56,391 --> 00:20:57,478 ♪ G.I. JOE 424 00:20:57,565 --> 00:21:00,652 ♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO 425 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:03,086 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 426 00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,956 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 427 00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:09,217 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 428 00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:12,173 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 429 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:15,043 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 430 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,782 ♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO 431 00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:20,826 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 432 00:21:23,565 --> 00:21:24,826 ♪ HE'LL NEVER GIVE UP 433 00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:26,782 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 434 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,956 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 435 00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,086 ♪ G.I. JOE 436 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,652 ♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO 437 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:35,347 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 438 00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:39,304 ♪ G.I. JOE 30074

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