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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Lady Jaye:
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
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WE SHOULD BE ENTERING
A MOUNTAIN PASTURE PRETTY SOON.
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THERE IT IS.
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OH, MAN!
WILL YOU LOOK AT IT?!
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AT WHAT?
ALL I SEE IS SNOW.
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AW, DON'T YOU HAVE EYES?
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LOOK AT THOSE TALL PINES,
THOSE -- THOSE RUGGED PEAKS!
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MAKES ME HOMESICK.
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WHERE YOU FROM, BAZOOKA?
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SOUTH FLORIDA.
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NO, ALPINE -- MINNESOTA.
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WELL, I HATE THE COLD.
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GIVE ME A HOT, STEAMY JUNGLE
ANYTIME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT.
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NOTHING'S GONNA SPOIL
MY DAY NOW.
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TARGET SIGHTED.
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PREPARE TO FIRE ON MY COMMAND.
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WAIT...
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WAIT...
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WAIT...
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WAIT...
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NOW! FIRE!
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HANG ON!
I'M GONNA RAM IT!
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YO, RECONDO, HOT ENOUGH
FOR YOU NOW, WISE GUYS?
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BAZOOKA, TAKE OUT
THAT ROADBLOCK!
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YOU WAITING TILL YOU'RE
IN THE RIGHT MOOD?
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I'M IN THE MOOD.
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THEN NAIL THOSE CREEPS!
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OH, OKAY.
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GROUND UNIT TO AIR ONE.
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Travelers have declined
our hospitality.
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HOW RUDE.
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WE MUST SEND THEM
ANOTHER INVITATION.
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Flint: WE'RE NOT
OUT OF THE WOODS YET.
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YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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COBRA WANTS THIS NEW PLANE'S
FUSION ENGINE
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AS BADLY AS WE WANT TO KEEP IT.
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THERE THEY ARE.
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DISABLE THE TRUCK,
BUT DO NOT DESTROY ITS CARGO.
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COBRA!
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SNAKES AT 10:00!
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Boy: HEY, MOM,
IS THAT THUNDER?
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IS IT GONNA STORM?
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT THE WEATHERMAN SAID.
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ANYWAY, FIRST KID TO WASH UP
GETS A COOKIE.
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OH, BOY!
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COOKIES, YAY!
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BEAT YA.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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WELL, FELLA,
THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.
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WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
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F.A.N.G.s,
ATTACK FROM THREE SIDES.
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SPLIT THEIR FIRE!
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MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER
SHOOTS BETTER THAN THESE COBRAS,
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AND SHE DIED IN 1957!
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THEY'RE MISSING ON PURPOSE!
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FLINT, GET US IN CLOSE ENOUGH
FOR A GOOD SHOT!
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CAN AND WILL DO.
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NOW!
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WOW!
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MOM, COME QUICK!
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IF COBRA CANNOT
HAVE THE NEW FIGHTER
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AND ITS FUSION ENGINE,
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NO ONE WILL!
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DESTROY THEM!
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COBRA!
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DON'T FIRE TILL YOU SEE
THE WHITES OF THEIR FANGS!
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GEE, MOM, LOOK AT THAT!
NEAT, HUH?
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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OH, MY.
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NO. NO. NO!
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GOOD LORD.
FLINT, THAT CABIN!
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THEY'VE OUTLASTED MY AMMO.
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ENJOY THIS SMALL VICTORY,
G.I. JOE,
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BECAUSE COBRA SHALL WIN THE WAR!
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WHERE'S SALLY?
WHERE'S MY SISTER?
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-TAKE CARE OF HIM.
-RIGHT.
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[ CRYING ]
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY!
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ABOUT WHAT, SWEETHEART?
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I WAS EATING ALL THE COOKIES.
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Man: MR. FAIRMONT?
CHARLES FAIRMONT?
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YES?
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COME WITH US, PLEASE.
THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.
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WHERE'S MY FAMILY?
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THEY'RE OKAY.
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-ARE YOU A DOCTOR, SOLDIER BOY?
-UH, NO, BUT --
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THEN BUTT OUT.
I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE IN CHARGE.
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MR. FAIRMONT,
I'M THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE.
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TALK TO ME -- HOW ARE THEY?
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YOUR WIFE SUSTAINED
A MILD CONCUSSION,
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YOUR SON MOSTLY SCRATCHES
AND BRUISES.
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YOUR DAUGHTER SUFFERED
SOME SMOKE INHALATION,
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BUT SHE'S DOING WELL.
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IF SHE HADN'T BEEN RESCUED
SO QUICKLY --
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HOLD IT. WHAT KIND
OF ACCIDENT WAS THIS?
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Lady Jaye:
OUR CONVOY WAS ATTACKED BY
A TERRORIST GROUP CALLED COBRA.
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ONE OF THEIR AIRCRAFT
CRASHED NEAR YOUR HOUSE
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AND SET IT ON FIRE.
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WE SAVED YOUR FAMILY,
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BUT YOUR HOME
BURNED TO THE GROUND.
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WE'RE VERY SORRY.
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YOU BRING A WAR TO MY DOOR,
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INVOLVE MY FAMILY,
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CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF MY HOME
AND EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR,
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AND ALL YOU CAN SAY
IS YOU'RE SORRY?
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COBRA ENDANGERED
YOUR FAMILY.
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G.I. JOE EXISTS
TO PROTECT CIVILIANS.
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SKIP THE LECTURE, SOLDIER BOY.
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WHO DO I SEE
ABOUT EVENING THINGS UP?
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THAT'S OUR JOB.
LET US HANDLE COBRA.
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YOU GLORY HOUNDS, I WOULDN'T
LET YOU SHINE MY SHOES.
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TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MY FAMILY, DOC.
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I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE.
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YES, SIR, MAY I HELP YOU?
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DIRECT ME
TO THE COMPUTER CENTER.
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I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS.
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IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR, SIR.
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BUT I'LL NEED CLEARANCE
FROM THE INSIDE.
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[ GROANS ]
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SORRY, SOLDIER.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
ON TELEVISION ]
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LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE --
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NONE OF THE FAIRMONTS
WERE SERIOUSLY HURT.
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LOOK, THAT DOESN'T MAKE US
ANY LESS RESPONSIBLE.
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Man: YES, YOU AND YOUR DATE
HAVE WON
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AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID DREAM
VACATION TO THE EVERGLADES.
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UGH!
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CARE TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
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LOOKING FOR INFORMATION
ABOUT COBRA.
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WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO,
JUST WALTZ IN ON THEM AND...
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AND EVEN THE SCORE,
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WHILE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS
LOUNGE AROUND YOUR CLUBHOUSE.
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MR. FAIRMONT,
I SHARE YOUR PAIN.
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MY JAVELIN BROUGHT
THAT PLANE DOWN ON YOUR HOME.
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING
YOU OR ANYONE
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CAN DO AGAINST COBRA ALONE.
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THEN HELP ME.
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LADY, YOU OWE ME.
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Polly: [ SQUAWKS ]
COME ON, SWABBY!
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FIND A SHOW!
FIND A SHOW!
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AH, GO FRY YOUR FEATHERS,
YOU LOUDMOUTH BIRD.
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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I'M ACCESSING TOP-SECRET DATA,
SO STAY PUT.
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OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING --
A COBRA MUNITIONS DEPOT
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ON AN ISLAND NORTHWEST
OF SAN FRANCISCO.
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IT'S NOT MUCH.
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IT'LL DO, AS LONG AS WE INFLICT
SOME DAMAGE ON THOSE CREEPS.
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Shh. If I'm lucky, I'll only get
court-martialed for this.
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[ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET.
I KNOW A SECRET.
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WE'RE NEARING OUR DESTINATION.
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REMEMBER OUR AGREEMENT --
YOU DO...
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...EXACTLY AS YOU SAY.
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NO PROBLEM, JUST AS LONG
AS I GET TO PUSH THE PLUNGER.
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WERE YOU EXPECTING COMPANY?
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MR. FAIRMONT,
SAY HELLO TO COBRA.
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NOW SAY GOODBYE.
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SHOULDN'T WE EJECT?
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NOT YET.
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I THINK I CAN LAND,
IF THE TAIL HOLDS TOGETHER.
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WELL, HOW LONG
HAS SHE BEEN GONE?
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BREAKER, ANYTHING?
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NOT A PEEP.
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IF LADY JAYE TOOK
THE MISSING SkyStriker,
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SHE'S NOT YAKKING ABOUT IT.
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AND NO ONE SAW WHERE SHE --
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[ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET!
I KNOW A SECRET!
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ALL RIGHT, SPILL IT.
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[ SQUAWKS ]
NO WAY, JOSE. NO WAY.
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UH, ROADBLOCK,
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YOU STILL GOT THAT RECIPE
FOR PARROT UNDER GLASS?
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YEAH. AND IT'S ONE
OF MY FAVORITES.
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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I'LL TALK!
I'LL TALK!
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IF YOU CAN BREATHE EASILY,
STRAP IN TIGHTER.
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I'M GONNA TRY TO --
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WE'VE LOST BOTH ENGINES!
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I'M GOING TO TRY
TO GLIDE HER IN!
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[ PANTING ]
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YOU [COUGHS] SAVED MY LIFE.
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ALL IN THE LINE OF DUTY
FOR US "GLORY HOUNDS."
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FEEL LIKE SOME EXERCISE?
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[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
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DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
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NO.
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Cobra Commander:
TESTING THE POWER DESTROYER
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ON A CAPTURED
G.I. JOE SkyStriker
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WAS A BRILLIANT STROKE,
DR. FILMOSS.
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I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT,
COBRA COMMANDER.
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I ORDERED THREE RATTLERS
FOR TARGET PRAC--
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THEN G.I. JOE HAS DISCOVERED
OUR EXPERIMENTS HERE.
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MAJOR BLUDD,
SEARCH THE BEACH FOR SURVIVORS!
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[ PANTING ]
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UGH!
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WHEW!
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THIS IS WORSE
THAN BASIC TRAINING.
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HEY, YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU LOT,
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FAN OUT AND LOOK
FOR ANY SIGNS OF SURVIVORS!
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MR. FAIRMONT, IT'S TIME
I LEVELED WITH YOU.
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THIS ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED.
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I ASKED THE COMPUTER
FOR AN ABANDONED COBRA BASE,
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A SAFE TARGET.
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BUT COBRA'S OBVIOUSLY TESTING
A DANGEROUS NEW WEAPON HERE.
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SO?
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WE'VE GOT TO HIDE YOU
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WHILE I TRY TO COMMUNICATE
WITH HEADQUARTERS.
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LOOK, I'VE GOT BUSINESS HERE.
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I KNEW THE RISKS GOING IN.
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
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EXCEPT THE ODDS.
NOW MOVE.
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FOOTPRINTS, SIR.
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SPLENDID.
LET'S SEE WHERE THEY LEAD.
236
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STAY PUT.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
237
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UGH!
238
00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:09,695
NOW, NOW.
NO NEED TO DASH OFF.
239
00:13:09,782 --> 00:13:13,913
WE'VE GOT LOVELY
ACCOMMODATIONS FOR YOU.
240
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STOP HER!
241
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:22,043
SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS?
242
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,608
THE QUIET SORT, ARE YOU?
243
00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:28,913
WELL, COBRA COMMANDER
WILL LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE.
244
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,391
EXCELLENT, MAJOR BLUDD.
245
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:44,913
SO, MY DEAR, WHEN MAY I EXPECT
YOUR COMRADES TO ARRIVE?
246
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,695
I'M ALONE.
247
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,086
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT!
248
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,695
BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.
249
00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:53,217
IS THAT WHAT SHOT
MY SkyStriker DOWN?
250
00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,739
YES.
251
00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:58,739
IT NEUTRALIZES ANY POWER SOURCE
HIT BY ITS EBONY RAY.
252
00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:01,043
MAJOR, TAKE HER AWAY.
253
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:05,434
YOU MAY USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY
TO MAKE HER TALK.
254
00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:08,043
RIGHT NICE OF YOU, COMMANDER.
255
00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:16,739
TELL THEM TO DROP
THEIR WEAPONS -- NOW!
256
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:19,913
DO AS SHE SAYS!
257
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:26,173
A MOST TIMELY ENTRANCE,
DR. FILMOSS.
258
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,956
TAKE HER
TO THE INTERROGATION CHAMBER.
259
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,478
SHE WILL SEE THE FOLLY
OF HER STUBBORNNESS,
260
00:14:33,565 --> 00:14:36,478
OR SHE WILL BE DESTROYED.
261
00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,173
OOH.
262
00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:13,913
I TOLD YOU, I'M THE ONLY JOE
ON THE ISLAND.
263
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,043
WHEN DOES G.I. JOE
PLAN TO ATTACK?
264
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,043
THEY HAVE NO PLANS TO ATTACK.
265
00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:23,695
LIAR!
266
00:15:23,782 --> 00:15:26,130
WHY WOULD I LIE?
267
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,043
I WANT HER BROKEN.
268
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:30,478
INCREASE THE POWER OF THE TIARA.
269
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:35,086
I MUST READY THE POWER DESTROYER
FOR ITS FINAL TEST.
270
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,043
TALK TO OL' MAJOR BLUDD, SWEETS.
271
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,739
SPARE YOURSELF A NASTY HEADACHE.
272
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:47,043
Charles:
SPEAKING OF HEADACHES.
273
00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:53,043
RELAX.
IT'S ME -- CHARLIE.
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00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,173
CHARLIE.
275
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,565
WHO'S THE GUY
IN THE ALUMINUM SKI MASK?
276
00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:58,434
OUR HOST, COBRA COMMANDER.
277
00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,956
I WANT HIM.
278
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,304
SO DO I, BUT WE DO IT MY WAY.
279
00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:16,565
FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH
AS MANY GRENADES AS POSSIBLE.
280
00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:18,217
I'LL ARRANGE A LITTLE DIVERSION.
281
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,869
READY FOR THE FINAL TEST,
DOCTOR?
282
00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:25,086
THERE IS NO TIME FOR A TEST.
283
00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:29,043
OUR RADAR INDICATES NUMEROUS
AIRCRAFT ON A DIRECT APPROACH.
284
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:32,086
THE JOES! SO BE IT.
285
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:36,130
WE WILL TRY THE DEVICE
IN ACTUAL COMBAT.
286
00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:41,434
INTO THE CONTROL ROOM --
HURRY!
287
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,956
[ BEEP ]
288
00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:53,608
THE GOOD NEWS IS
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE RESCUED.
289
00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:55,652
THE BAD NEWS IS...
290
00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:58,608
G.I. JOE'S THE TARGET
FOR THAT COBRA CANNON.
291
00:16:58,695 --> 00:16:59,782
LET'S TURN IT OFF.
292
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,695
THE TARGETING COMPUTER
IS LOCKED IN,
293
00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:03,652
AND THE CLOCK IS RUNNING.
294
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,086
COMPUTERS ARE MY BUSINESS.
295
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,478
THAT'S HOW I GOT PAST
YOUR PUSH-BUTTON LOCK.
296
00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:11,695
FOOLS, BLOW THAT DOOR DOWN!
297
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,956
I WONDER WHY THEY STOPPED.
298
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,130
HIT THE DECK!
299
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:21,130
WE CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN.
300
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,608
TARGET DEAD AHEAD.
301
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:26,956
PREPARE TO ATTACK.
302
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,130
LOOK, UP TOP.
303
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:30,956
A MANUAL STEERING TURRET.
304
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,478
HOW DO WE GET UP THERE?
305
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:33,826
THATAWAY!
306
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,217
CHECK THAT OUT.
307
00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:40,521
COBRA MUST BE HAVING
ONE BAD BARBECUE.
308
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,826
QUESTION IS,
WHO'S GETTING COOKED?
309
00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:48,521
IT BEGINS!
310
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:52,478
YOUR WEAPON WILL RID ME
OF G.I. JOE FOREVER!
311
00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:54,521
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
312
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,652
I BLEW IT!
IT'S GOING TO FIRE!
313
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,739
THROW THE LAST GRENADE, QUICK!
314
00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:02,000
SORRY, THIS ONE'S RESERVED
FOR COBRA COMMANDER.
315
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:04,956
CHARLIE, THE JOES
ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME,
316
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,826
AND THEY'RE FLYING
INTO A DEATHTRAP.
317
00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:08,652
YOU'RE RIGHT.
318
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:21,347
SO, THEY COULD NOT
STOP THE COUNTDOWN?!
319
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,478
FOOL! YAH!
320
00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,043
HEY, SNAKE FACE!
321
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,478
WAIT UP!
322
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:44,478
All: YO-O-O, JOE!
323
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,130
YO, JOE!
324
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,173
YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE MOVES,
LADY.
325
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:09,086
MY CREATION!
YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT!
326
00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,434
I'LL -- I'LL MAKE YOU --
327
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,217
TAKE A NAP, DOC.
328
00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:14,739
UGH!
329
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,130
AH!
330
00:19:16,217 --> 00:19:18,913
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
I'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
331
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,434
UNH-UNH. NOT TILL I EVEN
THE SCORE WITH COBRA COMMANDER.
332
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,086
NO SIGN OF LADY JAYE?
333
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,608
WE CAN'T GET INSIDE.
334
00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:32,826
NOW WE CAN.
335
00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:36,478
All: YO-O-O, JOE!
336
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:39,739
THAT WAY.
337
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,173
GREAT.
338
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,739
DID HE TAKE DOOR NUMBER ONE,
DOOR NUMBER TWO, OR --
339
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,260
Flint: LADY JAYE!
340
00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:48,478
WELL, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
341
00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:52,434
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE
TILL A LITTLE BIRD TOLD US.
342
00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,739
Charles: ANOTHER STEP,
AND YOU'RE FRIED SNAKE MEAT.
343
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,913
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
344
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,434
WHO ARE YOU?
345
00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:03,391
JUST AN ORDINARY GUY
WHOSE WIFE AND KIDS
346
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,695
NEARLY BIT THE BULLET
'CAUSE OF YOU.
347
00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:10,608
YES, YOU ARE ORDINARY --
AN ORDINARY COWARD,
348
00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:13,913
SO BOLD AND RIGHTEOUS
AGAINST AN UNARMED MAN!
349
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,260
OKAY!
350
00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:23,695
[ LAUGHS ]
351
00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,652
NOW, YOU ORDINARY FOOL --
352
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:28,913
Flint:
DROP THE BLASTER, TINHEAD!
353
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,260
NO!
354
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,173
YOU DROP YOUR WEAPONS,
355
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,565
OR I TURN YOUR FRIEND
INTO TOAST!
356
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:37,217
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
SHOOT!
357
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:41,434
STOP! YOU KNOW
I NEVER BLUFF, FLINT.
358
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:44,782
FORGET ME, SOLDIER BOY!
DROP THIS CREEP!
359
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,043
HAVE A NICE DAY, FLINT.
360
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,739
ARE YOU CRAZY?
361
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,782
WHY DID YOU LET THAT MANIAC GO?
362
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,695
BECAUSE OUR JOB
IS SAVING LIVES,
363
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:08,478
NOT HELPING GOOD MEN
THROW THEIRS AWAY.
364
00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,043
BUT, HONEY, WHY'D YOU
RISK YOUR LIFE THAT WAY?
365
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,608
NONE OF US WAS BADLY HURT.
366
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:19,217
YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
367
00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:21,913
ANYWAY, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
368
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,391
I HOPE ALL THIS HAS TAUGHT YOU
SOMETHING, CHARLIE.
369
00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:27,043
FROM NOW ON,
LET US HANDLE COBRA?
370
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:30,043
SURE...FOR NOW.
371
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,043
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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