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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Polly:
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
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[ SQUAWKS ]
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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[ WHISTLES ]
♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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BUTTON YOUR BEAK, BIRD,
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OR THERE'S A FEATHER DUSTER
IN YOUR FUTURE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, SHIPWRECK,
WHERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT?
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YEAH, LET'S HAVE
SOME YULETIDE CHEER.
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WE COLLECTED ENOUGH TOYS
TO BEAT LAST YEAR'S RECORD.
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THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE THE KIDS
AT CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
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REAL HAPPY.
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COBRA RATTLER!
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM WILD WEASEL,
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YOU CHRISTMAS TURKEYS!
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LOOK OUT!
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FIND US SOME COVER,
OR WE'LL BE EATING ASPHALT!
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HEAD FOR THAT ROCK PILE
UP AHEAD.
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GUN IT, COVER GIRL!
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AH! MADE IT.
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Polly: [ SQUAWKS ]
CLOSE CALL! CLOSE CALL!
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YEAH, BUT NOW WHAT?
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THAT RATTLER COULD KEEP US
PINNED DOWN TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS.
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[ PLANE FLYING ]
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[ BEEPS ]
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WILD WEASEL TO COBRA COMMANDER.
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FIREFLY'S MISSION
IS ACCOMPLISHED.
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RETURNING TO BASE.
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WHY'D HE TAKE OFF?
HE HAD US.
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WHO CARES? HE'S GONE.
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LET'S NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE
IN THE MOUTH.
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
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Polly: [ SQUAWKS ]
TOTE THAT TEDDY!
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LIFT THAT TRAIN!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE
WHEN I WAS A LAD.
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CHARMING, ISN'T IT, NOW?
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[ BEEPING ]
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Cover Girl: PLACE LOOKS
AWFULLY DESERTED, DUKE.
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Duke: MOST OF THE JOES
TOOK HOLIDAY LEAVE.
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WE WERE ATTACKED BY A RATTLER
ON OUR WAY HERE.
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IF COBRA MOUNTS A FULL ASSAULT
WHILE WE'RE SHORTHANDED...
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THEY'D NEVER GET THROUGH
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OUR AUTOMATIC DEFENSE GRID,
COVER GIRL.
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[ BEEPS ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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SMACK YOUR LIPS
AND FEAST YOUR EYES.
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ROADBLOCK COOKED YOU
A BIG SURPRISE!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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YEE-HAW!
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HOMBRE, YOU OUTDID YOURSELF.
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DUKE, WILL YOU DO THE HONORS?
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YOU BET.
WHO WANTS A LEG?
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[ BARKS ]
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JUNKYARD, I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED.
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[ BARKS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S ONE HUNGRY DOG, MUTT.
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YEAH.
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I'LL, UH, CHOW DOWN LATER, OKAY?
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I WANT TO BE ALONE FOR A WHILE.
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MUTT?
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BEATS ME, TRIPWIRE.
HOLIDAY BLUES, I GUESS.
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HUH. NOW, THAT'S LOYALTY.
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HOW MANY DOGS
WOULD GIVE UP A TURKEY LEG
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TO MOPE AROUND
WITH THEIR MASTER?
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
CAN'T HELP IT, JUNK.
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THIS TIME OF YEAR
ALWAYS MAKES ME SAD.
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YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A KID,
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MY FOLKS MADE SUCH A FUSS
ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS,
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR ME.
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AH, I NEVER GOT TO TRIM THE TREE
OR WRAP PRESENTS.
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THEY NEVER EVEN LET ME
HANG UP MY OWN STOCKING.
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NOW, EVERY YEAR, I GET
THIS LEFT-OUT FEELING.
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[ BEEPING ]
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JUNK, YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
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[ GROWLS ]
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WHAT THE...
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[ GROWLING, BARKING ]
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A TROJAN ROCKING HORSE.
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WE'VE BEEN SNOOKERED.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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GOT TO SOUND THE ALARM, JUNK.
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[ COUGHING ]
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UGH!
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THE ALARM! LET'S GO!
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BARONESS, TO THE DEFENSE GRID!
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ON MY WAY, MAJOR BLUDD.
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WHAT IN TARNATION?
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COBRAS?
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THEY'RE NOT SANTA'S ELVES.
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THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE!
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OW!
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SOME JOKE!
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THAT COOKED HIS CUPCAKE, DUKE.
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Duke: TOO LATE.
THE RAY'S DONE ITS JOB.
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SEASON'S GREETINGS.
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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YOU ARE RELIEVED OF COMMAND,
SERGEANT DUKE HAUSER.
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G.I. JOE HEADQUARTERS
IS NOW OCCUPIED TERRITORY.
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NO WAY, TIN FACE.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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FOOLS!
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OPEN FIRE!
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COBRA!
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[ GASPS ]
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COBRA!
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[ GROANS ]
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Cobra Commander:
DEPLOY THE SNAKE ROBOTS!
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I...DIDN'T KNOW...
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YOU CARED!
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UGH!
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APPARENTLY,
THEY REMAIN UNCONVINCED.
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BARONESS!
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THE GAS!
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GAS!
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[ Strained ]
DON'T BREATHE!
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[ ALL CHOKING ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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SECURE THEIR VEHICLES
AND SEAL THE BASE.
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STRAIGHTAWAY, COMMANDER.
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AHH, RESTED
FROM YOUR LITTLE NAP?
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WHERE'S DUKE?
WHY ISN'T HE WITH US?
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PERHAPS HE PREFERS OUR COMPANY.
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AND MAYBE
I'M THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
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SOMEBODY BREAK YOUR POPGUN,
DESTRO?
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IMBECILE.
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THIS MOLECULAR REDUCER/ENLARGER
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REPRESENTS
A DECADE OF RESEARCH!
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DESTRO, IT'S ACCOMPLISHED
ITS PURPOSE BRILLIANTLY.
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WE NOW HAVE THE JOE WEAPONS
AND VEHICLES WE NEED
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FOR TOMORROW'S ATTACK
ON KEYSTONE CITY.
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YOU'RE GONNA ATTACK A CITY
WITH OUR GEAR?
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TO MAKE THE GOVERNMENT
THINK WE'RE BEHIND IT.
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YES -- A TRAGIC MISTAKE,
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BUT QUITE UNDERSTANDABLE,
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ESPECIALLY
AFTER THEY'VE SEEN THIS.
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CITIZENS OF KEYSTONE CITY,
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THIS IS SERGEANT DUKE HAUSER,
G.I. JOE TEAM LEADER.
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WE'RE TIRED
OF SERVING OUR COUNTRY.
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IT'S TIME THE COUNTRY
STARTED SERVING US!
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AS OF 1100 HOURS,
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THE JOES DECLARE YOUR CITY
UNDER MARTIAL LAW -- OUR LAW!
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RESISTANCE WILL BE MET
WITH DEADLY FORCE.
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THAT IS ALL.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM,
YOU MONSTER?
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I HAVEN'T DONE A THING.
HAVE I, DUKE?
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NO, MASTER, NOT A THING.
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IT CAN'T BE.
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RIGHT YOU ARE.
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[ Normal voice ]
BUT TRY TELLING IT
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TO THE FOLKS IN KEYSTONE CITY.
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ZARTAN.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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TOMORROW, THE REAL DUKE
WILL BE ABOARD MY SkyStriker.
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THIS WILL CONFIRM THAT THE JOES
HAVE TURNED TRAITOR.
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THE HECK WE HAVE.
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TAKE THEM AWAY, WHERE THEY
WON'T CAUSE ANY MISCHIEF --
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SOMEWHERE IN KEEPING
WITH THE SEASON.
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YES!
PUT THEM ON ICE!
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REMEMBER, MATES.
KEEP...COOL!
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I'VE JUST DECIDED.
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I HATE PUNS.
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IF WE DON'T
GET OUT OF HERE QU-QUICK,
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WE'LL BE A BUNCH
OF J-J-JOESICLES!
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YOU KNOW,
ME AND THAT SIDE OF BEEF
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COULD HAVE
A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP.
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IS YOUR BRAIN FROSTBITTEN
OR WHAT?!
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COME ON, COVER GIRL.
YOU GOT NO IMAGINATION.
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JUST WATCH!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
SEASICK! SEASICK!
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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PROGRESS REPORT, MAJOR BLUDD.
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CAN YOUR TROOPS
FLY THE JOE AIRCRAFT?
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RUDDY PIECE OF CAKE,
COMMANDER.
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ANOTHER HOUR,
AND WE'LL BE READY.
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SEE THAT YOU ARE.
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IF I CAN JUST GET A GRIP,
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I CAN LIFT MYSELF
OFF THIS HOOK.
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[ SQUAWKS ] SNOWBALL'S CHANCE.
SNOWBALL'S CHANCE.
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SHUT UP, WILL YA?
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I GOT IT!
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GLOATING IS CHILDISH,
COBRA COMMANDER.
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GLOATING?
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I SIMPLY WISH TO BID OUR FRIENDS
A FINAL FAREWELL.
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WHAT'S THIS? SUCH GLOOM
ON A LOVELY HOLIDAY MORNING?
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AND AFTER I BROUGHT YOU ALL
A PRESENT.
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PRESENT?
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OF COURSE.
THE KEY TO YOUR HANDCUFFS.
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I'LL HANG IT RIGHT HERE,
JUST OUT OF REACH.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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AND WHILE YOU REFLECT
ON MY GENEROSITY,
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REMEMBER THAT MORE PRESENTS
ARE COMING YOUR WAY --
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TONS OF THEM!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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Destro: THERE -- IF THE
MICROCIRCUITS ARE STILL INTACT,
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THE REDUCER/ENLARGER
SHOULD FUNCTION PROPERLY.
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NOT THAT IT MATTERS NOW.
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
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THE JOES ARE FINISHED.
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Cover Girl:
DON'T MAIL THE INVITATIONS
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TO YOUR VICTORY PARTY YET,
DESTRO.
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TRIPWIRE, CHECK THE AIRFIELD.
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YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER.
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COBRA COMMANDER AND THE OTHERS
HAVE DEPARTED
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TO ATTACK KEYSTONE CITY
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IN YOUR VEHICLES
AND IN YOUR NAME.
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WE'LL STOP THEM SOMEHOW, DESTRO.
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WE STILL HAVE YOU.
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DO YOU?
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OR DO I HAVE YOU?
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS MOLECULAR REDUCER/ENLARGER
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CAN SHRINK YOU
TO SUBATOMIC NOTHINGNESS.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SQUAWKS ]
WATCH IT, BUSTER!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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GET AWAY!
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Cover Girl: SMOTHER HIM.
SMOTHER HIM!
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OKAY, LET HIM UP.
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EASY, MUTT. WE GOT HIM.
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING'S LOOSE.
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DAD BLAME IT!
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NOT ONLY DID COBRA
STEAL OUR GEAR,
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THEY GAVE US...FLIES!
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HOLD IT!
THAT'S NO FLY!
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IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S...POLLY.
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[ SQUAWKS ]
HELP! HELP! HELP!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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COVER GIRL, GIVE ME THAT GUN.
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HOLD STILL.
I'LL FIX THAT BIRD.
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ARE YOU LOCO?!
YOU'LL HIT SHIPWRECK!
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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THIS THING'S GOT
A 2-WAY SWITCH.
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WHATEVER IT SHRINKS,
IT CAN ALSO EXPAND.
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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POLLY FEELS DIZZY.
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AW, POOR POLLY.
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I'M GONNA MISS YOU DURING
THE BATTLE WITH COBRA, PAL...
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BUT NOT VERY MUCH.
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Cover Girl: HEY, GUYS, WE'RE
STUCK WITH COBRA EQUIPMENT,
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BUT IT'S GONNA HAVE TO DO.
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SHUCKS! WE CAN BEAT
THEM COBRA OWL HOOTS
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FLYING CARDBOARD BOXES.
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THEN LET'S DO IT!
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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WE GOT TO STOP COBRA BEFORE
THEY REACH KEYSTONE CITY.
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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HEH.
THIS HERE'S A LOT OF HOOEY.
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"MARTIANS LAND IN HOBOKEN."
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NEWARK, I COULD BELIEVE,
BUT HOBOKEN?
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WHOA!
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I THOUGHT G.I. JOE WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE ON OUR SIDE.
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YOU CAN'T WIN, COMMANDER.
THE PEOPLE WILL FIGHT BACK.
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THEN THE PEOPLE
WILL BE DESTROYED,
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AND THE WHOLE WORLD
WILL BLAME G.I. JOE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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DAD, AREN'T THOSE
THE G.I. JOES?
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE HEROES.
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SO DID I, SON.
SO DID I.
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS, COMMANDER.
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OH, NO?
JUST WATCH ME.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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Zartan:
FULL THROTTLE, YOU FOOLS.
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WE'RE NOT BEING PAID
TO MISS THE BATTLE.
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YAAHHH!
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UGH!
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THAT'S A COBRA CLAW --
ONE OF OURS.
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BUT WHO'S FLYING IT?
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NICE SHOOTING, BLOWTORCH,
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BUT WE'VE STILL GOT
ONE TALL JOB AHEAD OF US.
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♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
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[ SQUAWKS ]
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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OH, NO.
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G.I. JOES USING MY EQUIPMENT!
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YEAH. LIFE'S FULL OF SURPRISES,
ISN'T IT?
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UP AHEAD!
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COBRAS...IN OUR VEHICLES.
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IS NOTHING SACRED?
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SURPRISE!
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THOSE THREE ARE HISTORY.
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NOW LET'S GET THE BARONESS.
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TURN THIS THING AROUND!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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SO, YOU'VE ESCAPED
YOUR CONFINEMENT.
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WELL, YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS!
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OH...THAT WITCH HAS A WAY
WITH A LASER RAY.
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WILD BILL, THERE'S A DRAGONFLY
ON YOUR TAIL.
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NOT FOR LONG!
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YEE-HOO!
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NOBODY CAN DO THAT
WITH A F.A.N.G. -- NOBODY.
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WELL, I AIN'T NOBODY.
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AW! FEEL LIKE I JUST
LOST MY BEST HORSE.
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THE MASQUERADE IS OVER,
BARONESS!
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AAH!
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HATE TO SEE OUR EQUIPMENT
GET BLASTED LIKE THAT.
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WHAT'S GOT TO BE HAS GOT TO BE.
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YOUR FORCES SEEM TO BE
DISAPPEARING, COMMANDER.
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR WARNING,
COBRA COMMANDER.
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LAND, OR NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS.
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SHE'S BLUFFING.
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IF SHE SHOOTS ME DOWN,
YOU'LL GO, TOO.
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SHE'D NEVER RISK THAT.
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FORTUNATELY, I'VE NO SUCH QUALMS
ABOUT ELIMINATING HER.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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YOU WISH!
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LET GO!
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LET GO OF ME!
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AAH!
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OH!
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Polly:
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
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♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY
[ SQUAWKS ]
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♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪
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[ WHISTLES, SQUAWKS ]
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ARE YOU MAD?!
YOU'LL KILL US BOTH!
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POSSIBLE, UNLESS YOU SURRENDER!
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SURRENDER?
COBRA WILL NEVER SURR--
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,304
AAH!
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HAPPY LANDINGS, DUKE!
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EVERYBODY OKAY?
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ALL ACCOUNTED FOR, EXCEPT DUKE.
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HEY, SHIPWRECK?
IS THIS A FRIEND OF YOURS?
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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OH, NO.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE.
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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HIYA, POLLY.
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REMEMBER OLD SHIPWRECK,
YOUR BUDDY?
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Y-YOUR PAL?
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WELL, COVER GIRL,
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:52,043
YEAH, THANKS. AND YOU?
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OKAY.
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00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:54,695
BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
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ABOUT THAT RATHER LARGE BIRD
OVER THERE?
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WHATEVER HE SAYS, DUKE.
WHATEVER HE SAYS.
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YEAH, I GUESS WE'D BETTER,
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00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,304
AT LEAST UNTIL WE FIX
DESTRO'S GUN.
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OH, GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT,
DUKE.
368
00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:08,043
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
369
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:10,478
THE KEY TO YOUR HANDCUFFS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DUKE.
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SON OF A GUN!
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00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,565
IT IS CHRISTMAS, JUNKYARD.
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YOU KNOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I DON'T FEEL BAD ANYMORE.
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00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:24,130
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
YOU OLD HOUND DOG.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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-MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOES.
-MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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[ SQUAWKS, WHISTLES ]
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00:21:31,695 --> 00:21:33,608
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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[ SQUAWKS, WHISTLES ]
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AH, BAH HUMBUG.
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