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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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RIGHT HERE.
I'LL HAVE HER IN A JIFF.
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THE BLUEPRINTS.
THE BLUEPRINTS.
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IF COBRA'S TO BUILD
MORE OF THESE DEVICES,
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WE MUST HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS.
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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
I GOT THE BLOODY BLUEPRINTS.
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AND I GOT THE MATTER TRANSMUTER.
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THEN WE'RE OFF.
COME ON.
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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THE MATTER TRANSMUTER IS GONE.
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[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]
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CAN'T YOU GET ANY SPEED
OUT OF THIS THING?
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WE'LL SPLIT UP AND RENDEZVOUS
AT THE REDWOOD BASE.
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AND YOU CAN ACCOUNT TO
COBRA COMMANDER FOR THE DELAY.
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Cobra Commander:
WELL, DESTRO, GET ON WITH IT.
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Destro: THIS STOLEN VIDEOTAPE,
COMMANDER, WAS PREPARED
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BY THE TRANSMUTER RAY'S
INVENTORS
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TO DEMONSTRATE
ITS CAPABILITIES.
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SO, THE RAY CAN CHANGE
THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE
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OF ANYTHING IT TOUCHES?
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PRECISELY.
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NOW, IMAGINE A WEAPON BASED
ON MATTER TRANSMUTATION.
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IMAGINE VAULTS OR FORTRESSES
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TURNED TO, LET US SAY,
TISSUE PAPER.
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I'VE GOT THE IDEA, DESTRO.
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WHAT I HAVEN'T GOT
IS THIS TRANSMUTER.
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PATIENCE, COMMANDER, PLEASE.
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IF I MAY REMIND
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
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IT WAS YOUR CHOICE TO ENTRUST
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THE PROCUREMENT OF THE DEVICE
TO ZARTAN.
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OF COURSE I GAVE THE JOB
TO ZARTAN.
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HE'S MUCH MORE QUALIFIED
THAN YOU IN THIS AREA.
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OH, YES.
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ONE MORE THING, DESTRO --
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IF I WERE YOU, I'D WATCH
THAT ATTITUDE.
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Steeler: ZARTAN?
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NOPE. AIN'T SEEN HIDE
NOR HAIR OF HIM.
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WE'RE JUST FREEZING OUR TOESIES
OUT HERE FOR NOTHING.
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I'M TELLING YOU, LADY JAYE,
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BEING A G.I. JOE
IS RUINING MY LIFE.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR NOTHING ELSE.
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WHY DO YOU THINK I AIN'T GOT
A GIRLFRIEND NO MORE?
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SHE GOT SICK OF WORRYING ABOUT
ME ALL THE TIME. THAT'S WHY.
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OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT ALREADY,
WILL YOU, STEELER?
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YEAH, MOTION SECONDED.
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WE'VE ALL HAD
TO MAKE SACRIFICES TO --
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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BUT I STILL SAY THIS ONE'S
A WILD GOOSE CH--
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[ BEEPING ]
-HEY, BOGEYS COMING UP FAST.
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I KNOW YOU WANT THESE PLANS,
FLINT,
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BUT TAKE THIS INSTEAD.
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TERRIBLE SHOOTING, ZARTAN.
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HEY!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, OLD FLINT?
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UP A TREE, ARE YOU?
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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LAUGH THIS OFF, HAPPY BOY.
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AAH!
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THERE HE GOES.
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WE'D BEST MOVE IT, MATES.
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Clutch:
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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SWING INTO PLAN "A," STEELER.
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CHECK, LADY JAYE.
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HANG ONTO YOUR TEETH, BOYS.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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ZARTAN DROPPED THE PLANS.
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I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
I -- HEY.
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OHH. GOT THEM.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ZARTAN.
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I RECKON I GOT YOU OUTGUNNED.
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NEVER.
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HALF A SECOND SLOWER, I'D --
I'D HAVE BEEN VAPORS.
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NO!
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YES!
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YOUR MASTER THIEF HAS LED
G.I. JOE TO OUR VERY DOOR.
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RETREAT IS OUR ONLY OPTION.
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Flint: A ROCKET.
A CAMOUFLAGED ROCKET.
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WE CAN TELL OUR GRANDKIDS
ABOUT THAT, FLINT...
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IF WE LIVE TO HAVE ANY.
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Footloose:
I DON'T GET IT, AIRTIGHT.
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HOW COME HEADQUARTERS
THINKS
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COBRA WILL TRY TO GET THESE
TRANSMUTER BLUEPRINTS AGAIN?
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WHO CARES?
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WHAT'S EATING YOU?
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AH, I'M QUITTING G.I. JOE.
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HEY, LOOK.
YOU HAD A CLOSE SHAVE.
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YOU'RE JUST SPOOKED IS ALL.
YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
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UNH-UNH. I'VE HAD IT.
NOTHING EVER CHANGES.
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COBRA HITS US, WE HIT THEM,
OVER AND OVER.
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YEP --
SOMETIMES IT DOES SEEM
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LIKE THERE'S
NARY AN END IN SIGHT.
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SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
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IF THE BATTLE'S NEVER GONNA BE
WON BY EITHER SIDE,
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WHY BOTHER FIGHTING IT?
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WHOA, NOW, FELLA,
I NEVER SAID --
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READY, YOU GUYS?
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WE'RE NEARING
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT
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WITH FLINT AND LADY JAYE.
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Flint:
VERY CLEVER, DR. RENAULT.
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Lady Jaye: FROM THE OUTSIDE,
ORDINARY GRAIN CARS.
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Dr. Renault: AND INSIDE,
TITANIUM ARMOR PLATING
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TO SAFEGUARD
MY TRANSMUTER-RESEARCH TEAM
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WHILE THEY CARRY ON
THEIR WORK.
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Wagstaff:
THIS, UH, MOBILE LAB COMPLEX
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SHOULD PROVIDE ADEQUATE
PROTECTION AGAINST COBRA.
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OUR MILITARY LIAISON,
GENERAL WAGSTAFF.
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-GENERAL.
-GENERAL.
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AND NOW, IF I MAY HAVE
THE BLUEPRINTS...
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WAIT.
WE DON'T HAVE THEM.
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THE REST OF OUR TEAM
WILL TURN THEM OVER TO YOU
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AT THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.
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FREEZE!
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THIS IS AS FAR
AS YOU GO, JOES.
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YOUR NEW DESTINATION
WILL BE...OBLIVION!
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[ COUGHING ]
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LET US BE RID OF THEM.
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COME ALONG, LADY JAYE.
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IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DETRAIN.
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[ COUGHING ]
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LADY -- AAH!
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HANG ON UP THERE!
WE'RE A-COMING!
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COBRA'S KIDNAPPED DR. RENAULT
AND GENERAL WAGSTAFF.
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GO BACK AND SEE IF YOU
CAN FIND THEM, CUTTER.
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WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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UGH!
GIVE ME THOSE BLUEPRINTS!
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Steeler: NO WAY!
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[ CRACKING ]
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ BIRDS SCREECHING ]
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OH, WHAT...HAPPENED?
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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THAT -- THAT TRANSMUTER GIZMO
WENT OFF,
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AND I-I GUESS
WE WERE KNOCKED OUT.
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HEY, WHAT --
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COBRAS?
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AND WHERE'D THE TRAIN GO?
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NEVER MIND THAT.
WHERE'S THE FOREST OR THE RIVER?
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Flint:
AND YET IT RESEMBLES WHERE WE
WERE, AT LEAST STRUCTURALLY.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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SEE THIS CHASM?
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THAT'S WHERE THE RIVER CUT
THROUGH THE FOREST BEFORE.
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AND THAT LIMESTONE BRIDGE IS
WHERE THE TRESTLE USED TO BE.
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WE'RE IN THE SAME PLACE,
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BUT IT'S BEEN ALTERED
BY THE TRANSMUTER.
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THEN HOW LONG
WERE WE UNCONSCIOUS --
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SECONDS, MINUTES, HOURS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'M GETTING THE FEELING
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THERE'S SOMETHING EVEN WEIRDER
ABOUT ALL THIS.
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OW!
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YUCK.
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DON'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING
ON EARTH I'VE EVER SEEN.
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HEY, FELLAS, TAKE A LOOK AT --
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[ ENGINES ROARING ]
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SOUNDS LIKE THE BUZZARDS
HAVE COMPANY.
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WHATEVER THEY ARE,
THEY'RE CIRCLING.
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I CAN'T GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THEM, THOUGH.
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THE SUN'S TOO BRIGHT.
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TAKE COVER!
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Airtight: COVER?
LIKE WHERE, A GOPHER HOLE?
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Grunt:
THE -- THE SUN'S SO BRIGHT.
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CLUTCH TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.
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COME IN, HEADQUARTERS.
COME IN.
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[ STATIC ]
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NOTHING.
ALL I GET IS STATIC.
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WORRY ABOUT IT LATER...
AFTER WE SHAKE THAT CLAW.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HOME FREE.
COME ON!
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Barbecue: I THOUGHT
HE'D NEVER LEAVE.
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CHECK THIS OUT, GUYS.
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LOOKS LIKE OUR MOTOR POOL
AFTER A TORNADO.
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WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
ALL THIS MEANS, FLINT?
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WHO KNOWS?
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RIGHT NOW, ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS THAT A.W.E. STRIKER.
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HOW'S IT LOOK, FOOTLOOSE?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS, FLINT,
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BUT WHOEVER LEFT HER HERE
LEFT THE KEYS, TOO.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING ]
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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WHERE TO, SPORTS?
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WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE
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AND WHAT'S GOING ON.
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Flint:
YEAH, BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
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WE SHOULD CALL AS
LITTLE ATTENTION TO
OURSELVES AS POSSIBLE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
BE REALLY INCONSPICUOUS.
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[ ENGINE BACKFIRES ]
-THE ENGINE'S DEAD.
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OH, SWELL.
CAN ANYTHING ELSE GO WRONG?
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Flint: WAIT, LOOK.
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WE'RE NOT COMPLETELY
OUT OF LUCK.
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HEY, FLINT, LOOK.
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JUST WHAT WE NEED --
TRANSPORTATION.
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.
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OKAY, POPS.
WE'LL TAKE EIGHT OF THOSE BIKES.
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SAY, OLD-TIMER, ABOUT THAT
BARREN STRETCH OVER YONDER --
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THAT'S A PROVING GROUND,
YOUNG MAN.
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OH, YEAH. GOVERNMENT TESTS
ITS WEAPONS THERE.
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WEAPONS?
WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS?
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OH, EVERYTHING
FROM NEW STRAINS OF BACTERIA
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TO THE WEATHER DOMINATOR,
I RECKON.
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THE WEATHER DOM--
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WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THAT PINK
WHATSIT THAT STUNG YOU.
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YOU JUST STAND
RIGHT THERE, SONNY.
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LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, AND HOLD
STILL WHILST WE SCAN YOU.
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HEY.
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TRANSACTION APPROVED.
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SUBJECT'S RETINAL SCAN MATCHES
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NO KNOWN DISSIDENT, SUBVERSIVE,
OR ENEMY OF STATE ON FILE.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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OH, HERB, THEY LOOK
LIKE GOOD RISKS.
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ANYWAY,
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,
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THERE WAS A RUMOR
THAT THE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT
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HAD ITS HEADQUARTERS
OUT AT THE PROVING GROUNDS,
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AND THAT WHEN G.I. JOE WENT
UNDERGROUND, THEY HID OUT THERE.
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UH, THANK YOU, MA'AM.
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YEAH, UH, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HELP.
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MARTHA, YOU TALK TOO MUCH.
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HEY, COME BACK HERE!
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THIS MONEY AIN'T NO GOOD!
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IT'S U.S. DOLLARS --
ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS!
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Grunt: YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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I THINK WE WERE OUT
MORE THAN A FEW HOURS, GUYS --
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MORE LIKE YEARS.
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I MEAN, RESISTANCE MOVEMENT?
UNDERGROUND?
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THOSE OLD FOLKS MADE IT SOUND
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LIKE SNAKE BREATH
BEAT THE TAR OUT OF JOE
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AND TOOK OVER A LONG TIME AGO.
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-COME ON.
-YEAH, SURE. THAT'S GREAT.
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YOU KIDDING?
GET OFF IT.
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GO AHEAD, LAUGH.
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BUT UNCLE SAM DOESN'T HAVE
A WEATHER DOMINATOR, REMEMBER?
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THAT'S ONE
OF DESTRO'S INVENTIONS.
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Lady Jaye: COME ON.
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HEADQUARTERS IS THE ONLY PLACE
WE'LL GET ANSWERS WE CAN TRUST.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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Grunt: KIND OF EXPLAINS WHY
NOBODY ANSWERED, DOESN'T IT?
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OH, NO. IT CAN'T BE.
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"PERMANENTLY CLOSED
BY ORDER OF COBRA COMMANDER."
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THEN IT'S TRUE.
SOMEHOW WE DID A RIP VAN WINKLE.
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AND WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP,
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G.I. JOE WAS DEFEATED BY COBRA.
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AND I WONDERED
WHAT DIFFERENCE IT'D MAKE
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IF COBRA WON OR LOST.
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YOU MAY FIND OUT,
IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY,
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UNLESS WE GET OUR BASE BACK.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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FIRE?
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FIRE!
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LOOK OUT!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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Lady Jaye:
BREAKS MY HEART.
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I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE PLACE.
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WE'VE GOT OUR WORK
CUT OUT FOR US.
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00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:16,304
BUT FIRST LET'S GET THESE SNAKES
INTO THE BRIG.
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WELL, WE GOT
THE GENERATORS GOING.
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00:15:17,695 --> 00:15:20,434
AND NOW THAT WE GOT POWER
TO THE COMPUTERS,
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WE KNOW WHY WE COULDN'T CONTACT
THE OTHER JOES.
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OUR COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE
AIN'T IN ORBIT NO MORE.
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00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:29,260
THEN WE CAN'T REACH THE ONES
THAT WENT UNDERGROUND?
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FLINT...I THINK WE MAY BE
THE ONLY ONES LEFT.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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I CALLED UP THE DUTY ROSTER
ON THE RECORDS COMPUTER.
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OF ROUGHLY 50 ACTIVE JOES,
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ALL BUT SIX ARE LISTED
AS MISSING IN ACTION.
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AND OF THOSE SIX,
THREE WERE LOST.
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CASUALTIES OF THE LAST WAR
AGAINST COBRA.
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Clutch: HANRAHAN, TIMOTHY P.
CODE NAME: BLOWTORCH.
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HAUSER, CONRAD S.
CODE NAME: DUKE.
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KATZENBOGEN, DAVID L.
CODE NAME: BAZOOKA.
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00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:30,739
KIBBEY, ALBERT L.
CODE NAME: BREAKER.
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00:16:30,826 --> 00:16:32,434
HOW CAN THIS BE?
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00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:34,739
[ Weakly ]
I-I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,043
I JUST CAN'T.
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DUSTY, ALPINE, BAZOOKA --
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I'M NEVER GONNA SEE THEM AGAIN?
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00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,608
HOW? WHY?!
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ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
WE'RE GONNA GET THE ANSWERS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THEY BEEN GATHERING DUST
A LONG TIME.
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HEY, FLINT, WE GOT US
SOME AIR POWER, TOO!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TOO"?
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WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE
A LITTLE RUSTY,
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00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:01,913
BUT I THINK WE CAN GET
THEM AIRBORNE.
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00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,434
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE GROUND TRANSPORTS?
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USABLE, I THINK,
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AS LONG AS WE DISGUISE THEM
WITH A COAT OF PAINT.
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00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:10,608
THEN LET'S GET CRACKING.
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GRUNT, YOU LOOK AFTER STEELER
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AND TRY TO GET THE COMPUTERS
WORKING AGAIN.
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00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:17,826
THE REST OF US WILL DO
A LITTLE RECONNAISSANCE.
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Flint:
THIS TOWN SEEMS FAMILIAR,
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00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:23,739
BUT I CAN'T SEE ENOUGH
TO BE SURE.
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Barbecue: LEAST THEY DIDN'T
TORCH THE EVENING PAPERS.
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"COBRA COMMANDER TO DELIVER
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STATE OF THE EMPIRE ADDRESS
TONIGHT"?
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00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:37,434
WHAT IN THE --
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00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:38,391
[ SIREN WAILS ]
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THE POLICE.
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00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,043
SOMEHOW I DOUBT THEY JUST
WANT TO GIVE US A TICKET.
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00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:52,043
THE DREADNOKS HAVE BECOME COPS?
320
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,043
I GUESS LAW ENFORCEMENT
AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
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00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,217
GENTLEMEN, I'M GLAD YOU'RE
KEEPING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
322
00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:02,521
SURRENDER AT ONCE!
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
323
00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:06,217
WE REPEAT, COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
324
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,217
Buzzer: THE BLEEDERS!
325
00:18:13,304 --> 00:18:15,260
MAKING A BREAK FOR IT, THEY IS.
326
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,956
AFTER THEM!
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00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:29,434
[ SIREN WAILS ]
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00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:32,956
Lady Jaye: FELLAS, WE COULD FLY
OVER THIS COUNTRYSIDE FOR DAYS
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00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:35,000
AND STILL NOT LEARN A THING.
330
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:38,826
PROBABLY 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG, LADY JAYE.
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00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:41,608
YEAH, NOW, IF WE HAD
AN EYE IN THE SKY...
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-A what?
-YOU'LL SEE.
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00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,304
Clutch, Footloose,
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12:00 LOW -- TAKE A LOOK.
335
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:52,347
THAT -- THAT LOOKS LIKE
THE MOUNT RUSHMORE MEMORIAL.
336
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:55,478
BUT, OH, MY GOSH,
THEY'VE CHANGED IT.
337
00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:56,956
CLUTCH TO LADY JAYE.
338
00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:59,608
I FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING
FOR -- A WEATHER SATELLITE.
339
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:01,478
I'VE TAPPED INTO ITS CAMERAS.
340
00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:04,652
I CAN PATCH YOUR COMMUNICATION
SYSTEM'S VISUAL MONITORS
341
00:19:04,739 --> 00:19:06,434
into what I'm picking up.
342
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,695
THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL'S BECOME...
343
00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:14,521
A COBRA COMMANDER MEMORIAL?
344
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:17,739
Yeah, and it looks
like the United Nations
345
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:20,913
has become one nation...
under Cobra.
346
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,130
COBRA HAS CONQUERED
THE WORLD.
347
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:26,913
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
ANY OF THIS.
348
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,869
CHANGES LIKE THESE
MUST HAVE TAKEN YEARS TO MAKE.
349
00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:31,043
[ SIREN WAILING ]
350
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,043
AAH!
351
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,217
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS THEY LOST INTEREST.
352
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,260
HELLO!
353
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,782
THE DATE ON THIS PAPER --
354
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:45,608
IT'S THE SAME AS WHEN WE GOT
BLITZED BY THAT TRANSMUTER,
355
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,739
WHICH MEANS OUR LIGHTS COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN OUT FOR LONG.
356
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:52,130
BUT IF WE'RE NOT IN THE FUTURE,
WHERE ARE WE?
357
00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:55,478
IF NOT ANOTHER TIME,
THEN...ANOTHER PLACE...
358
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,347
ANOTHER WORLD...
359
00:19:57,434 --> 00:20:00,652
ANOTHER -- UH-OH!
BAIL OUT!
360
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:04,652
WHOA.
361
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,391
ANYTHING DAMAGED?
362
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:12,739
UH, NO, NOTHING...
363
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,739
EXCEPT MAYBE THE RESALE VALUE
OF THOSE CYCLES.
364
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:19,869
FREEZE, MATES, OR WE'LL
VENTILATE YOUR UGLY HEADS.
365
00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,347
BET YOU DIDN'T FIGURE
366
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:25,608
COBRA HAD THE OLD HEADQUARTERS
BUGGED, NOW, DID YOU?
367
00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,086
STEELER, WOULD YOU HAND ME
THAT CIRCUIT BOARD?
368
00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:30,217
[ GROANING ]
369
00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:35,086
NOT ALIVE
WE'RE NOT ALIVE!
370
00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:37,739
CAN'T BE! NO!
371
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,391
NO, WE MUST HAVE DIED
IN THAT EXPLOSION.
372
00:20:40,478 --> 00:20:43,000
AND NOW WE'VE GONE
TO THE DEVIL.
373
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,086
MISTRESS, IT'S HIM --
THE ONE YOU CALLED STEELER.
374
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:51,391
I'M POSITIVE.
375
00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:53,565
EXCELLENT.
376
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,217
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
377
00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:57,608
Lady Jaye: NO, CLUTCH.
378
00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,826
THAT'S NOT NEW YORK --
NOT THE ONE WE KNOW, ANYWAY.
379
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:04,913
AND THAT'S NOT OUR WASHINGTON
BELOW US, EITHER.
380
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,434
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE'RE
ON THE EARTH WE KNOW.
381
00:21:07,521 --> 00:21:09,782
I THINK
WHEN THE TRANSMUTER EXPLODED,
382
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,217
IT DIDN'T CHANGE
OUR ENVIRONMENT --
383
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,434
IT BLASTED OPEN A GATEWAY
INTO A PARALLEL WORLD
384
00:21:15,521 --> 00:21:17,217
AND HURLED US INTO IT.
385
00:21:17,304 --> 00:21:18,695
Footloose: A WHAT?
386
00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:20,608
ANOTHER DIMENSION
OR SOMETHING,
387
00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:22,869
WHERE SOME THINGS
ARE IDENTICAL TO OURS,
388
00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:25,739
BUT OTHERS, SUCH AS COBRA'S
WORLD DOMINATION,
389
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,695
ARE VERY DIFFERENT.
390
00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:31,826
COBRA RATTLERS
ON AN INTERCEPT COURSE!
391
00:21:35,173 --> 00:21:39,173
TO BE CONTINUED
ON TOMORROW'S "G.I. JOE."
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