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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:05,918 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,488 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:13,665 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:16,668 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,195 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,766 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,595 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:34,295 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,861 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:39,256 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,346 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,479 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,047 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,398 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,269 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,838 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,925 --> 00:01:00,538 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:04,455 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] 23 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,551 WE DON'T NEED THE VILLAGERS. 24 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,945 ELIMINATE THEM! 25 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,600 YO-O-O, JOE! 26 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,259 LET'S GET THEM! 27 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:46,106 GIVE UP, SNAKE NOSE. YOU'VE HAD IT! 28 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,020 YO-O-O, JOE! 29 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:56,333 YOU MORON. YOU ALMOST BROKE MY BACK. 30 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,379 YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS ABOUT THIS. 31 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,684 I'LL SUE! 32 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,208 MYRON, I-I'M SORRY. 33 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,252 HONESTLY, I... 34 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,950 CUT! CUT! 35 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,343 NO, NO, NO. 36 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,825 IT'S ALL WRONG. IT'S ALL PHONY. 37 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:13,350 WELL, OF COURSE IT'S PHONY. IT'S A MOVIE! 38 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,744 MY PUBLIC DEMANDS AUTHENTICITY, MARTY. 39 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,833 I WON'T GIVE THEM ANYTHING ELSE. 40 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,401 GEORGE, AUTHENTICITY COSTS MONEY. 41 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,967 HANG THE COST! 42 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,623 GET ME REAL G.I. JOES AS TECHNICAL ADVISERS 43 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,017 AND REAL G.I. JOE EQUIPMENT, 44 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,280 OR I'M WALKING OFF THIS PICTURE! 45 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,724 I'VE LOCATED THE CAPTURED FIREBAT. 46 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,074 IT'S -- COMMANDER! 47 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,294 YOUR HOOD -- PUT IT ON! 48 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,730 [ LAUGHS ] 49 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,297 IT TAKES A STRONG STOMACH 50 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,561 TO WATCH ME EAT, DOESN'T IT, DESTRO? 51 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,910 THE CAPTURED FIREBAT 52 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,435 IS AT MIRACLE MOTION PICTURE STUDIOS. 53 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:55,784 WHAT?! 54 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,308 THAT FIREBAT'S AUTOMATIC HOMING DEVICE 55 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,963 COULD LEAD THE G.I. JOES STRAIGHT HERE. 56 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,139 DON'T BLAME ME. 57 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:07,491 YOUR ELITE TROOPS ALLOWED THE PLANE TO BE CAPTURED. 58 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:11,495 I RECOMMEND THE PLANE BE DESTROYED IMMEDIATELY. 59 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:14,846 SO YOU CAN SELL US A NEW ONE? HA! 60 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:18,241 IT COST $15 MILLION TO BUILD THAT HOMING DEVICE. 61 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:21,288 IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO STEAL THE FIREBAT BACK. 62 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,855 WE'LL USE THE ULTRA-SECURE FREQUENCY 63 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:26,510 TO SUMMON ZARTAN AND HIS DREADNOKS, 64 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:28,817 WHEREVER THEY MAY BE. 65 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,384 [ BUZZING ] 66 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:37,782 BUZZER, THE VAULT. 67 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,654 RIGHT. 68 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,924 ALL YOURS. 69 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:52,623 -LOAD UP! [ COMMUNICATOR BEEPS ] 70 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:55,147 DESIST OPERATION, ZARTAN. 71 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,715 I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU. 72 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:00,327 BUT THERE'S $1 MILLION IN GOLD IN THERE. 73 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,938 I'LL PAY YOU $4 MILLION. 74 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,070 [ WHISTLES ] DROP IT! 75 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,811 -DROP IT? -DROP IT? -DROP IT? 76 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:09,597 WE'VE GOT A BETTER OFFER. 77 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,686 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE. 78 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,949 [ LAUGHS ] 79 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,169 [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,964 I'M, UH, HERE TO PICK UP SOME GUYS FROM THE G.I. JOE TEAM. 81 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:31,096 AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. 82 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,925 THAT SAILOR'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 83 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,971 [ LAUGHS ] 84 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:39,975 HI, MARTY GOLDBLATT, PRODUCER OF "THE G.I. JOE STORY." 85 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:43,500 PARDON ME IF I SEEM A LITTLE SURPRISED. 86 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:46,242 I GUESS I EXPECTED MORE IN THE WAY OF SPIT AND POLISH. 87 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,461 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 88 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,072 YEAH, WELL, DUKE WANTED ALL THE ODDBALLS 89 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,596 OUT OF HIS HAIR FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 90 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:59,429 HOT DANG! LOOK AT THAT. HOLLYWOOD! 91 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,959 HEY, WHEN DO WE GET SHORE LEAVE? 92 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,222 COME ON. NO TIME FOR THAT, SHIPWRECK. 93 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,747 WE'RE WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE. 94 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,750 IN FACT, WE'RE GOING DIRECTLY TO OUR DESERT LOCATION. 95 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,318 OHH! AWW. 96 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,885 George: THE GOVERNMENT HAS LOANED US 97 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,540 THIS REALLY MARVELOUS COBRA EQUIPMENT. 98 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:26,456 AND SOME JOE EQUIPMENT, I SEE. 99 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:27,936 RIGHT. 100 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,547 I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST REALISTIC PICTURE EVER MADE. 101 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,115 WELL, IT'LL NEVER LOOK REALISTIC 102 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:36,205 WITHOUT OFFICIAL G.I. JOE SMOKE SHIFTERS. 103 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,554 SMOKE SHIFTERS? 104 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,382 SMOKE SHIFTERS -- OF COURSE! 105 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,645 MARTY, WE'VE GOT TO HAVE SMOKE SHIFTERS. 106 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,865 -SMOKE SHIFTERS? -ABSOLUTELY. 107 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,171 I WON'T FILM WITHOUT THEM. 108 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,174 HE CAN GET THEM IN HOLLYWOOD. GIVE HIM MONEY AND A CAR. 109 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,133 [ CHUCKLES ] SO, SHIPWRECK'S PARADING 110 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,743 OFF TO HOLLYWOOD AFTER ALL. 111 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:56,094 AND SOMEONE BETTER KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE. 112 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,619 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 113 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:04,407 SAY, MARTY, WHAT IS A SMOKE SHIFTER, ANYWAY? 114 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,846 TORCH, FOLLOW SHIPWRECK AND COVER GIRL. 115 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,849 KEEP THEM BUSY WHILE I PREPARE A LITTLE SURPRISE 116 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,809 FOR OUR OTHER G.I. JOE FRIENDS. 117 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,246 BUZZER, RIPPER, INTO THE DESERT. 118 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,816 I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO COBRA. 119 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:24,209 THEIR GEAR RUNS RINGS AROUND YOURS. 120 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,386 JUST 'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ZARTAN 121 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,518 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOT TO THINK LIKE HIM. 122 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:32,043 FACE IT! THIS IS JUST A PIECE OF TRASH. 123 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,481 ALL RIGHT, RECONDO. SIMMER DOWN NOW. 124 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:39,355 ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT COBRA PYTHON CYCLE IS A BEAUTY. 125 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,835 LOOK, BUSTER. 126 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,054 I'M NOT LETTING SOME PLAY ACTOR 127 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,187 PUT DOWN MY UNIT AND ITS GEAR! 128 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,494 THEN PROVE IT'S BETTER... 129 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,713 WITH A MIDNIGHT RACE. 130 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,847 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 131 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:58,461 NOT YET. WAIT TILL THEY GET IN RANGE. 132 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,595 WE'D BETTER GET BACK TO THE SET! 133 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,901 LATER, AFTER WE SHOW THIS BOZO 134 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,251 WHO'S GOT THE BEST EQUIPMENT! 135 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,647 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 136 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,963 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 137 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:25,227 I-IT'S THE REAL ZARTAN. 138 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,446 [ GROANS ] 139 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,971 SHIPWRECK? 140 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,538 SHIPWRECK?! 141 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,453 Shipwreck: WHO YOU CALLING A CHEAT? 142 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,584 [ PUNCH THROWN ] 143 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:37,544 I THINK I FOUND HIM. 144 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,333 FIGURES, SHIPWRECK... 145 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,945 YOU WOULD BE [GRUNTS] IN THE SLEAZIEST HOLE 146 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,860 IN [GROANS] HOLLYWOOD. 147 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:53,473 AH, SHUT UP AND FIGHT! 148 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,174 HELLO, POLICE? 149 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:02,612 I'D LIKE TO REPORT A RIOT. 150 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:03,961 OHH! 151 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,267 [ SIRENS WAILING ] 152 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,965 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 153 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:10,228 SHIPWRECK TROTTING OFF, SURE. 154 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:13,971 BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT IT OF DUSTY AND RECONDO. 155 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:17,975 George: ALL RIGHT, QUIET ON THE SET! 156 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:21,413 Zartan: BUZZER, DROP THAT TOWER RIGHT ON THE DIRECTOR. 157 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,329 RIPPER, YOU TAKE CARE OF THE LAST TWO JOES. 158 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:28,290 I'LL PLANT SOME EXPLOSIVES AND RIP THIS PLACE APART. 159 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,379 AND...ACTION! 160 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,509 [ WHIMPERS, GROWLS ] 161 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:14,815 OOH, WHOA! 162 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,128 LOOK! THOSE AREN'T ACTORS. 163 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,261 THOSE ARE DREADNOKS. 164 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,349 [ GROWLS ] 165 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,960 BE MY GUEST. 166 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,919 [ BARKING ] 167 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,103 [ GROWLING ] 168 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:48,022 YOU FOOLS! WE'LL ALL BE KILLED! 169 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,112 [ TICKING ] 170 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,766 [ GRUNTS ] 171 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,164 [ BARKING ] 172 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:03,341 UH...WHAT HAPPENED? 173 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:06,388 ZARTAN AND HIS LADS -- THEY LAID US LOW. 174 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,476 THAT'S WHAT. 175 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,482 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 176 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,092 IT'S FABULOUS, COLOSSAL! 177 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,443 IT'S THE MOST REALISTIC BATTLE SCENE EVER FILMED! 178 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,273 YEAH. TOO BAD MY CAMERA WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WATER TOWER. 179 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,059 CRUSHED? THEN WE DIDN'T -- 180 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:28,323 WAIT. I HAD FOUR CAMERAS RUNNING. 181 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,672 THE ONE AT THE SIDE -- 182 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500 HIT BY A TRUCK. 183 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,936 THE RAVINE CAMERA? 184 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,547 HIT BY SHRAPNEL. 185 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:40,117 THE LONG SHOT. WE MUST'VE GOTTEN THE LONG SHOT. 186 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:44,948 YOU! DID YOU GET THE BATTLE ON FILM?! 187 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:48,256 READY WHEN YOU ARE, MR. LANSBERG! 188 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,866 [ GROANS ] 189 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:54,610 UH, COVER GIRL AND ME, WE WERE WONDERING. 190 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,351 UH, COULD YOU COME BAIL US OUT? 191 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,526 GEORGE: Bail you out?! 192 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,136 Why, you useless, no-good parasite! 193 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,921 TOUCHY, TOUCHY. 194 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,924 I GUESS THE MOVIE'S NOT GOING TOO WELL. 195 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,709 WHY IN THE BLUE BLAZES DIDN'T YOU TELL US 196 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,885 DUSTY AND RECONDO WERE MISSING? 197 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:12,584 Mutt: 'CAUSE YOU WERE IN JAIL, BARNACLE BRAIN. 198 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,675 Cover Girl: BUT WHAT DOES ZARTAN WANT WITH THAT CAPTURED FIREBAT? 199 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,895 Marty: HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?! 200 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,723 WE GOT A MOVIE TO SHOOT! 201 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,204 THAT'S MY LIMO! 202 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:27,556 WE GOT TO FIND SOME WAY TO SEARCH FOR RECONDO AND DUSTY. 203 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:31,865 UH, YOU KNOW, IF ZARTAN WANTS THAT FIREBAT, 204 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,781 MAYBE I OUGHT TO STAY BEHIND AND GUARD IT. 205 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,871 AFTER ALL, WHAT USE IS A SAILOR IN THE DESERT? 206 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,743 MUTT AND JUNKYARD CAN GUARD IT. 207 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,050 I WANT TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 208 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:46,227 HEY, HEY, HEY! OW! LET GO! 209 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:49,709 AH, IT LOOKS LIKE WE DREW GUARD DUTY AGAIN, OLD BUDDY. 210 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,710 [ BARKS ] 211 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,930 UH, WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING TODAY? 212 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,324 AERIAL FOOTAGE WITH THE RATTLER AND THE FLIGHT PODS. 213 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,368 [ ROCKETS FIRE ] 214 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,892 SORRY, GUYS. 215 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,503 WE'VE GOT TO BORROW YOUR FLIGHT PODS AND A RATTLER 216 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,592 TO LOOK FOR OUR PALS. 217 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,901 TELL ALL THE STARLETS I'LL BE BACK TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS! 218 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,380 SHIPWRECK! 219 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,036 AH, YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE. 220 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,737 ZARTAN TO COBRA COMMANDER. 221 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,651 COME IN, COBRA COMMANDER. 222 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,741 ZARTAN, YOU FOOL! 223 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,395 YOU FAILED TO DESTROY THE FIREBAT. 224 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,746 WATCH WHO YOU CALL FOOL. 225 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,400 AND TORCH WAS CAPTURED. 226 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,706 CAPTURED? 227 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,752 WE GOT TO SPRING HIM. 228 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:37,582 NO! FIRST THE FIREBAT, THEN TORCH. 229 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:41,195 [ SIGHS ] HOW CAN YOU STAND THIS HEAT? 230 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,632 BE MELLOW, MAN. 231 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,503 THE HEAT AIN'T SO BAD IF YOU DON'T MOVE. 232 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,853 [ ANIMAL GROWLING ] 233 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,855 COYOTE. 234 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,726 THEY'RE ONLY DANGEROUS IN PACKS. 235 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,035 YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH! 236 00:12:56,340 --> 00:13:01,084 FLYING OVER THE DESERT -- THIS AIN'T NO JOB FOR A SAILOR. 237 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,783 WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 238 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:09,005 DON'T WASTE YOUR ENERGY. WAIT TILL THEY CHARGE. 239 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,095 IF THEY CHARGE, WE'RE DOG MEAT. 240 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,622 GET LOST! 241 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,671 GREAT. FIRST COYOTES, NOW COBRAS. 242 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:26,675 YO-O-O, JOE! 243 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,982 WAIT A MINUTE. LISTEN. 244 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,984 -SHIPWRECK? -SHIPWRECK? 245 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,335 COME IN, COVER GIRL AND BLOWTORCH. 246 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,727 I FOUND THEM. 247 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,689 YOW! BEAT IT, YOU CRAZY COYOTE! 248 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,909 [ COYOTE HOWLS ] 249 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,867 [ Imitating Road Runner ] MEEP, MEEP! 250 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,656 [ Normal voice ] HEY, MUTT, WE FOUND RECONDO AND DUSTY. 251 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,136 COVER GIRL AND BLOWTORCH 252 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,573 ARE TAKING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL, AND... 253 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,055 MUTT? JUNKYARD? 254 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:04,278 AVAST, YOU SLIMEBACK! 255 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,063 I'VE HAD MY FILL OF YOU. 256 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,463 [ GROANS ] 257 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,726 YOU THREE GOONS ARE GONNA HURT YOURSELVES 258 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,946 TRAVELING ALONE LIKE THIS. 259 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,125 [ BEEP ] 260 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,475 THE AUTOMATIC HOMING DEVICE 261 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,304 WILL DELIVER THE FIREBAT TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS 262 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,480 WHILE WE RESCUE TORCH. 263 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:36,005 HOLY COW. SHIPWRECK'S IN THERE. 264 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,021 FIREBAT'S APPROACHING! 265 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,242 DEFENSE POSITIONS! 266 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,598 EXCELLENT! 267 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:07,645 ZARTAN SENT BACK THE FIREBAT AND A JOE. 268 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:11,693 OKAY, LANDLUBBERS, YOU'RE ALL MY PRISONERS! 269 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,263 TAKE HIM INSIDE 270 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,874 FOR OUR AMUSEMENT. 271 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,832 Blowtorch: WELL, NOW WE KNOW 272 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,096 WHAT ZARTAN WANTED THE FIREBAT FOR. 273 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,926 IT MUST HAVE HAD SOME KIND OF AUTOMATIC HOMING DEVICE 274 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,363 THAT TOOK IT STRAIGHT BACK TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS. 275 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,017 BLAST! 276 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,584 WE HAD THE SECRET RIGHT IN OUR HANDS. 277 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,978 [ WHIMPERS, GROWLS ] 278 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,328 AND WE LOST IT AND SHIPWRECK 279 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,678 AND GOT DUSTY IN THE HOSPITAL. 280 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,333 [ DOOR CLOSES ] -SO, THERE YOU ARE. 281 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,336 YES, RESTING UP FROM YOUR BIG DAY. 282 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,512 WHAT'S ON TOMORROW'S AGENDA? 283 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,558 GONNA BURN DOWN THE STUDIO? 284 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,169 THAT'S IT! THE STUDIO! 285 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,911 WHAT? YOU MEAN WE ARE GONNA BURN IT DOWN? 286 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,347 NO! 287 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,089 I MEAN MAYBE WE CAN USE SOME HOLLYWOOD MAKE-BELIEVE 288 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,091 TO GET SHIPWRECK BACK. 289 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:06,052 YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK, COBRA? 290 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:10,621 NO. WE EXPECT YOU TO FRY! 291 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,189 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT. 292 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:16,932 BEGIN THE GAME! 293 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,456 OH, LOOK OUT! WHOOPS! 294 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,806 I HATE DANCING WITHOUT A PARTNER. 295 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,593 SIR, A MESSAGE ON OUR ULTRA-SECRET FREQUENCY 296 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,898 FROM THE G.I. JOE FORCE. 297 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,030 WHAT?! 298 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,990 THIS IS THE G.I. JOE FORCE IN HOLLYWOOD 299 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,122 CALLING COBRA COMMANDER. 300 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,646 I THINK TORCH IS ABOUT TO TELL US 301 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,606 THE LOCATION OF COBRA HEADQUARTERS. 302 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,129 INCREDIBLE. 303 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,132 THEY'VE STOOPED TO USING YOUR TACTICS. 304 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,394 AAH! 305 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,874 SEND US SHIPWRECK, 306 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,095 OR TORCH IS GONNA LOOK LIKE A PINCUSHION. 307 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,794 WE CAN'T RISK HIS REVEALING OUR LOCATION. 308 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,622 STOP! 309 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,711 OH, BOY. 310 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,017 AAH! 311 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,454 OKAY, QUIT PADDING YOUR PART. 312 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,064 [ CHUCKLES ] 313 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,545 SO MUCH FOR MY BRILLIANT HOLLYWOOD CAREER. 314 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,374 I JUST HOPE THAT WE FOOLED HIM. 315 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,115 HOW LONG IS HE GONNA BE OUR GUEST? 316 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,204 THE FBI PICKS HIM UP TOMORROW. 317 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,989 All: COBRA! 318 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,253 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 319 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,821 WHY WEREN'T YOU IN MAXIMUM SECURITY? 320 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,823 I DON'T KNOW, ZARTAN. 321 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,086 THEY TOOK ME TO THE MOVIE STUDIO 322 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,046 SO THAT FEMALE JOE COULD STUDY ME FACE. 323 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,396 STUDY YOUR FACE? 324 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,356 SHE'S A MAKEUP EXPERT. SHE MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING. 325 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,576 ZARTAN TO COBRA COMMANDER. 326 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,013 ZARTAN TO COBRA COMMANDER. COME IN. 327 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,624 HE'S LEFT, ZARTAN, TO RESCUE YOUR MAN TORCH. 328 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,324 RESCUE? ME? COOL! 329 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,675 CONTACT HIM. TELL HIM TO TURN BACK. 330 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,504 I CAN'T. HE'S UNDER RADIO SILENCE. 331 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,072 George: OH, TWO WEEKS BEHIND SCHEDULE 332 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,900 AND NOT A SINGLE FOOT OF USABLE BATTLE FILM. 333 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,912 WHERE IS TORCH?! 334 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:11,960 YOU'LL GET HIM AFTER YOU TURN SHIPWRECK LOOSE. 335 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,396 NO! 336 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:16,007 FIRST, YOU GIVE US TORCH. 337 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,576 THEN, IF THIS ONE STILL LIVES... 338 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,710 HE'S NO FOOL, IS HE? NOW WHAT? 339 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,016 NOW LET ME LOOSE! 340 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,061 WHAT THE -- 341 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,846 IT'S A TRICK. DESTROY THEM! 342 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,808 [ BARKING ] -AAH! 343 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,769 WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON? 344 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,559 BLAST THEM INTO ETERNITY! 345 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:49,215 SCATTER THEIR BONES AT MY FEET! 346 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,868 THEY'RE MINE. 347 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,919 Marty: WHAT'S GOING ON?! 348 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,792 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT LOOKS WONDERFUL. FILM IT! 349 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,099 JUST HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET OUT OF HERE? 350 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,448 WITH THEM. 351 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,321 SkyStrikers! 352 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,411 Ace: YO-O-O, JOE! 353 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,716 THEY'RE BEHIND US. 354 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,072 THIS IS GREAT! 355 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,080 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 356 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:35,086 MY FIREBAT IS DESTROYED! 357 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,349 COBRA COMMANDER. 358 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,439 DESTRO, GET ME OUT OF HERE! 359 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,877 VERY WELL. FOLLOW MY SIGNAL. 360 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:46,141 THIS WAY! WE MUST ESCAPE. 361 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,623 FOLLOW THEM! 362 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,190 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 363 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,932 HEY! 364 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,519 Shipwreck: YO-O-O, JOE! 365 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:23,047 NICE WORK. NOW HE'LL SLIP OUT THE BACK. 366 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,051 YOU SAVED ME. 367 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,532 I SAVED A CUSTOMER. 368 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,763 Marty: YOU'VE TOPPED YOURSELVES. 369 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,027 NOW YOU HAVEN'T JUST WRECKED A MOVIE. 370 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,595 YOU WRECKED AN ENTIRE STUDIO! 371 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:53,948 YEAH? WORSE THAN THAT, COBRA COMMANDER ESCAPED. 372 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:57,560 BUT ISN'T IT GREAT? I GOT IT ALL ON FILM! 373 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,258 [ APPLAUSE ] 374 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,261 Shipwreck: I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FINALLY SEEING THIS. 375 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,264 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 376 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,179 I'VE WORKED LONG AND HARD ON THIS FILM 377 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,618 TO ACHIEVE NOTHING LESS THAN TOTAL AUTHENTICITY. 378 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,925 BUT THIS ACHIEVEMENT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE 379 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,363 WITHOUT THE COOPERATION AND SUPPORT 380 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,278 OF SOME VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE -- 381 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,454 MY MOM AND MY DAD. 382 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,325 MOM AND DAD?! 383 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,458 WHAT ABOUT US?! WHY -- 384 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,808 EASY, SAILOR. GET A GRIP. 385 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,724 LET ME AT HIM. I'LL MORTALIZE THE BUM. 386 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:31,725 I'LL -- 387 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,683 DOWN, BOY. DOWN! 26407

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