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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA AND DESTRO ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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ATTENTION, NATIONS OF THE WORLD!
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THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER.
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IN THE LAST 12 HOURS,
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COBRA HAS LAUNCHED
AN ALL-OUT ATTACK
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UPON YOUR ENERGY RESOURCES.
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IN THE NORTH SEA,
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COBRA RATTLERS
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HAVE REDUCED YOUR OFFSHORE
DRILLING STATIONS TO RUBBLE.
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IN THE DESERT,
OUR HISS BATTALIONS
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HAVE HALTED PRODUCTION
AT EVERY MAJOR OIL FIELD.
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WE HAVE SEVERED VITAL LINKS
IN THE ALASKAN PIPELINE.
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OBSERVE THIS FLEET OF TANKERS
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CARRYING SOUTH AMERICAN OIL
TO THE U.S.
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AND NOW WITNESS THE FINAL PHASE
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OF COBRA'S PLAN
TO STOP THE WORLD!
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GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD,
THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
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SURRENDER CONTROL
OF YOUR NATIONS TO COBRA,
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OR FACE THE NIGHTMARISH PROSPECT
OF A NEW DARK AGE!
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COULD YOU TRACE
THE TRANSMISSION, SPARKS?
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SORRY, COLONEL, I TRIED,
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BUT COBRA BOUNCED THAT
TRANSMISSION OFF A SATELLITE.
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THEN THEIR BASE COULD BE
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
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Did you receive
the transmission, Duke?
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DUKE: Loud, clear, and ugly,
Colonel Sharp.
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Sparks, what about the tankers?
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Where'd they go?
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SEARCH ME, DUKE.
THEY JUST EVAPORATED.
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Scarlett:
NO, THEY DIDN'T.
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COBRA'S GOT A CLOAKING DEVICE
THAT MAKES THEM INVISIBLE,
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even to our most
sensitive instruments.
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AND THOSE TANKERS
WERE THE WORLD'S LAST HOPE.
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Without that oil,
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every industrialized nation
will be paralyzed.
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Not if G.I. Joe can help it,
Colonel.
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Scarlett, we located a Cobra
safe house on the West Coast.
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Rose garden,
white picket fence --
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you'd never figure it
for a Cobra hideout.
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If there's a lead to those
tankers there, I want it.
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AND I LIKE A MAN
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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DUKE:
Leader Joe to Sharc One,
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you fellas catch
Cobra's little TV show?
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Yeah, lousy acting, but the
special effects weren't bad.
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CAN THE COMEDY, TORPEDO.
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DUKE: Cobra's got a floating
base 50 miles due south
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OF YOUR PRESENT POSITION.
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TAKE IT OUT,
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AND FIND ME A CLUE
TO THOSE MISSING TANKERS.
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HEY, PIECE OF FISH CAKE, DUKE.
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LEAVE IT TO ME
AND MR. WARMTH HERE.
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YOU HAVE A PECULIAR SENSE
OF HUMOR, MISTER.
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-YO, JOE!
-YO, JOE!
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Cobra Commander:
I COMMEND YOU, DESTRO.
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YOUR CLOAKING DEVICE
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HAS ASSURED COBRA'S
COMPLETE AND FINAL VICTORY.
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SO IT SEEMS.
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BUT DO NOT PROCLAIM OUR TRIUMPH
PREMATURELY.
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EVEN NOW, THE FORCES OF G.I. JOE
MAY BE MOVING AGAINST US.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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BUT FIRST, DESTRO,
THEY MUST FIND US.
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AND HOW LONG
CAN THEY SEARCH THE GLOBE
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BEFORE THEIR FUEL IS GONE?
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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YOU DISPLAY
CONSIDERABLE CLEVERNESS,
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MORE THAN I HAVE COME
TO EXPECT.
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BUT DESTRO DOES NOT CELEBRATE
UNTIL HIS WARS ARE WON.
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ATTACK! OPEN FIRE!
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ATTACK! ATTACK!
OPEN FIRE!
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STAY IN YOUR SEAT, FUNNY MAN.
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-[ GROANS ]
-I TRIED TO WARN YA.
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Take us back down, low over
the water, and drop me off.
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WHILE I FLIT AROUND UP HERE
LIKE SOME TURBOCHARGED PELICAN?
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NO.
I'M A DIVER, TOO.
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I'm more at home
50 fathoms down.
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Yeah, well we'll wind up there
permanently
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if we don't cooperate.
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Fine.
We'll try it your way.
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-HE'S ON US!
-LOOK OUT!
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JUMP!
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SORRY.
DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YA.
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OH, NO.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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GOT TO MAKE THIS SHOT PERFECT.
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EVACUATION PROCEDURES!
WE'RE GOIN' DOWN!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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Good.
The comedian did his job.
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YOU'RE LATE, PAL.
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PARTY'S BREAKIN' UP.
EVERYBODY'S LEAVIN'.
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NOT EVERYBODY.
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Torpedo: SONIC RIFLES!
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MY BRAIN'S DOING A HULA!
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I HATE LOUD NOISES.
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I LIKE IT
QUIET DOWN HERE!
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I SAID QUIET!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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THANKS, PAL.
I OWE YOU ONE.
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NO BIG DEAL.
FORGET IT.
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COME ON.
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MAYBE THEY LEFT BEHIND A CLUE
TO THOSE MISSING TANKERS.
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ACE:
Talk about your long shots.
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Why are we scoutin' for tankers
over the jungle?
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THESE JUNGLES PRODUCE OIL
AND DIAMONDS.
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AND YOU SAW THE SPARKER
ON THAT CLOAKING DEVICE.
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TORPEDO:
Sharc One to Leader Joe.
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GO AHEAD, TORPEDO.
I READ YOU.
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Uh, remember
that floating Cobra base?
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It makes a real nifty aquarium.
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-FIND ANYTHING ON THE TANKERS?
-Zilch.
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Even the goldfish swear
they know nothin' about it.
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[ BEEPING ]
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Holy cow!
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Cobra fighter, closing fast!
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Hang on, Duke. I'm gonna try
to beat the odds and lose 'em!
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You're the ace, Ace.
Do it.
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Ace, climb!
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It's too narrow!
We can't get through!
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ACE: Sure we can.
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Relax.
It wasn't as close as it looked.
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Never convince me.
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LOOK OUT!
HE'S MAKING ANOTHER PASS!
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ACE, YOU -- YOU OKAY?
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EXCEPT FOR THE LETHAL WOUND
TO MY PRIDE.
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THAT BOZO ALMOST CASHED IN
OUR CHIPS.
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FORGET IT.
YOU DID GOOD UP THERE.
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WE'RE ALIVE, AREN'T WE?
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Bludd:
YES, FOR THE MOMENT, MATE.
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BUT WE'LL FIX THAT STRAIGHTAWAY.
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MAJOR BLUDD!
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AND, MATES, MEET ME MOB,
THE YANOMAMO.
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INDIGENOUS THEY ARE.
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TRIBE HASN'T BEEN OUT OF THIS
FOREST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
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WHICH EXPLAINS HOW YOU COULD
SUCKER THEM ONTO YOUR SIDE.
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TILL YOU, THEY'D NEVER MET
A SNAKE WITH LEGS.
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WATCH YOUR TONGUE, DUKE!
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THESE ARE COBRA'S ALLIES.
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WE'VE WORKED OUT
WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL
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A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL
EXCHANGE OF RESOURCES.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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YEAH?
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Woman:
I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR.
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I'M LOST,
AND I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY.
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MIGHT I USE YOUR TELEPHONE?
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BEAT IT, LADY.
I'VE GOT NO TIME FOR --
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OH, PLEASE.
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
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I SAID BEAT IT, GRANNY!
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OKAY, SONNY.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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NO, THANKS.
I'M ONLY HUNGRY FOR INFORMATION.
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HAPPY LANDINGS, SPORT!
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DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SENSIBLE
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AND SURRENDER?
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NO, NOT QUITE.
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AAH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ANYONE AWAKE DOWN THERE?
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PLAYTIME'S OVER, FRIEND.
LET'S TALK TANKERS.
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WHERE'S COBRA HIDING THEM?
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ONLY COBRA COMMANDER AND DESTRO
KNOW THAT.
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YOU'RE SURE?
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YOU WOULDN'T LIE TO ME,
WOULD YOU?
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NO! NO, NOT -- NOT WITH MY LIFE
IN YOUR HANDS.
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THAT I CAN BELIEVE.
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ATTENTION,
NATIONS OF THE WORLD,
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COBRA WILL TOLERATE
NO FURTHER DELAYS!
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YOUR INDECISION
CARRIES A TERRIBLE PRICE,
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AS I SHALL NOW DEMONSTRATE.
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ANOTHER TANKER
WILL BE DETONATED EACH HOUR,
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DESTROYING YOUR PRECIOUS OIL
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UNTIL COBRA'S DEMANDS ARE MET.
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YAHOO!
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WHAT THE DEVIL
ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
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WE JUST LOST A TANKER!
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BUT WE MAY HAVE WON
THE FLEET!
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I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SCANNER
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THAT DETECTS
REMOTE-CONTROL FREQUENCIES,
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AND COBRA'S GOT TO BE DETONATING
THOSE SHIPS BY REMOTE CONTROL.
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IF I CAN GET IT WORKING
WITHIN AN HOUR,
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THE NEXT TIME
THEY BLOW A TANKER UP,
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IT'LL LEAD US RIGHT TO 'EM!
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WELL, DON'T JUST SIT AROUND
EXPLAINING IT TO ME.
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GET ON IT, MAN!
YOU'VE GOT 56 MINUTES.
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Duke: HOW'D YOU WIN THESE MEN
OVER, BLUDD?
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PROMISE THEM
THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
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WHEN COBRA CONQUERS THE WORLD?
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Bludd:
HARDLY ANYTHING SO GRANDIOSE.
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THEY'RE AT WAR, YOU SEE,
WITH A NEIGHBORING VILLAGE.
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COBRA GAVE 'EM
SUPERIOR FIREPOWER
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SO'S THEY COULD WIN THAT WAR.
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REAL GENEROUS OF YOU.
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AND WHAT DOES COBRA GET
IN RETURN?
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NOTHING THESE LADS WILL MISS,
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JUST THE MEANS
TO STOP THE WORLD.
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OHH!
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DUKE!
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[ GROANING ]
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ACE!
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HE MUST HAVE BEEN INJURED
WHEN WE HIT THE WATER.
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I THINK
HE'S BLEEDING INTERNALLY.
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WELL, NOW,
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE?
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HERE, YOU TWO,
HOIST HIM UP!
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COME ALONG.
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HERE WE ARE.
HOLD IT RIGHT HERE.
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AH, COBRA'S CAPABLE OF MERCY,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
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YOU GOT ME WORD, ACE.
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YOUR SUFFERIN'S ALMOST OVER.
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PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY.
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COME ON, LADS, HEAVE HO.
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THE BOY'S SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH.
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WAIT, THE PAIN'S GONE!
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IT'S A MIRACLE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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AAH!
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GO EASY.
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THEY'RE COBRA'S VICTIMS,
WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR,
BLOOMIN' MOTHER'S DAY?
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AFTER THOSE TWO!
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SHARP:
Sparks, how's it coming?
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IT'S COMING.
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I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL WORK,
BUT IT'S COMING.
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It's got to work.
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-OH, NO.
-Sparks, what happened?
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NOT NOW, COLONEL!
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
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WELL, KICK MY TAIL SECTION!
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Quiet!
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COBRA'S TURNED THEIR VILLAGE
INTO AN AIR BASE!
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AND THAT'S NOT THE HALF OF IT.
249
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LOOK.
A DIAMOND MINE?
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THAT'S WHERE COBRA
GETS THE JEWELS
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TO POWER THE CLOAKING DEVICE.
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YOU GOT IT, WHIZ KID.
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ONLY MAKE IT PAST TENSE.
WE'RE GONNA --
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INTRUDERS! G.I. JOE!
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STOP THEM!
DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE ALIVE!
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ACE, GET ONE OF THOSE RATTLERS.
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RADIO THE JOES AND TELL 'EM
WHAT WE FOUND.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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I'M GONNA SHUT DOWN
THIS LITTLE OPERATION.
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HALT!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
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EAT HOT KNUCKLES,
SNAKE FACE!
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I SURE HOPE MY TIMING'S AS GOOD
AS I THINK IT IS.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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TAXI, MISTER?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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COME ON, BABY, WORK!
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SCARLETT,
I JUST CONTACTED DUKE AND ACE.
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DUKE, ACE, WHERE ARE YOU?
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Are you all right?
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ALIVE, WELL,
AND 38,000 FEET OVER THE JUNGLE
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IN AN ENEMY FIGHTER.
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OH, NO.
THE HOUR'S UP.
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WHERE'S SPARKS?
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DUKE:
What's happening, Colonel?
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IT'S ANOTHER COBRA TRANSMISSION,
DUKE.
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I'LL PATCH YOU IN.
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SPARKS, WHERE ARE YOU!?
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RIGHT HERE!
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ONE FULL HOUR HAS PASSED,
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WITH NO DECISION
FROM YOUR SO-CALLED LEADERS.
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WATCH AND SEE
WHAT THEIR DELAY HAS COST YOU!
283
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YAHOO!
THE SECRET WORD IS PATAGONIA!
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COBRA'S SECRET BASE
IS OFF THE COAST OF PATAGONIA.
285
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:14,946
THE TANKERS ARE 200 MILES
DUE EAST OF THE FALKLANDS.
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I TRACED THE DETONATION SIGNAL.
MY SCANNER WORKED!
287
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WELL, QUIT PATAGONI-IN' YOURSELF
ON THE BACK
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AND MOBILIZE AN ASSAULT FORCE.
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MOVE IT!
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IT'S MOVING!
291
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,852
STILL NO WORD
FROM THE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS!
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00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,681
MY PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS!
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INDEED.
294
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AND IT APPEARS
THEY HAVE BEEN REACHED.
295
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OUR VICTORY WOULD HAVE BEEN
SIMPLER HAD THEY SURRENDERED.
296
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BUT LET US BE CONTENT TO
DETONATE ALL THE OTHER TANKERS!
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YES, AND TO WATCH AS
CIVILIZATION CRASHES INTO RUIN!
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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NO!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
300
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THEY CAN'T HAVE FOUND US!
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ACTIVATE DEFENSE SYSTEMS!
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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!
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UH-OH.
SKY'S GETTING MESSY.
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CUTTER, CAN YOU HELP US OUT?
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ON THE WAY!
AMPHIBIOUS TROOPS, ASHORE!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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DON'T BOTHER!
THE RATTLER WILL GET HER!
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COBRA THINKS
WE'RE ONE OF THEIRS!
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00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:28,123
THEN HOW ABOUT WE SHUFFLE
A WILD CARD INTO THE DECK?
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SORRY.
YOUR ESCAPE'S BEEN CANCELLED.
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I ALMOST PUT A THERMAL ARROW
THROUGH ONE OF YOUR ENGINES.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SIGNALED ME.
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LET'S GO GET CHROME DOME.
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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
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YOUR INGENIOUS DETONATOR
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LED G.I. JOE
STRAIGHT TO OUR DOOR!
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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EVEN G.I. JOES
DO NOT HAVE A SCANNER
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CAPABLE OF TRACING
MY DETONATOR SIGNAL.
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Duke:
WE DO NOW, DESTRO.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO, CHROME CHEEKS.
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THERE'S A NICE,
DANK CELL WAITING FOR --
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Cobra Commander: FOOL!
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DID YOU TRULY THINK
ME DEFENSELESS?
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[ COUGHING ]
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YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR STUPIDITY,
DESTRO.
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DUKE, YOU OKAY?
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[ Coughing ]
DESTRO! COBRA COMMANDER!
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WHERE?
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YOU'RE OKAY,
AND THE TANKERS ARE SAFE.
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THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT.
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YEAH, WE'LL NAIL 'EM NEXT TIME,
DUKE.
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Scarlett:
DON'T FEEL BAD, DUKE.
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WE GOT THE JOB DONE, EVEN
IF THOSE CREEPS DID GET AWAY.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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WELL, MAY AS WELL GET BACK
TO BASE, HUH?
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MAY AS WELL.
339
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:29,288
OR YOU COULD TAKE ME
TO DINNER AND A MOVIE
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00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,985
NOW THAT EVERYTHING'S
WORKING AGAIN.
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NOW YOU'RE COOKIN' WITH GAS.
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I JUST HOPE WE CAN FIND
A PARKING PLACE.
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