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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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NOTHING LIKE A NICE STROLL,
HUH, ROADBLOCK?
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[ PANTING ]
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BUGS AND SNAKES AND JUNGLE --
THIS JOB AIN'T FUN ANYMORE.
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HOW'S ABOUT WE TAKE FIVE?
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SURE.
TAKE FIVE STARTIN' NOW.
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Destro: YOU'RE LATE.
AGAIN YOU FAIL ME!
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HOWEVER, I AM
IN A GENEROUS MOOD TODAY.
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I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE,
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BUT YOUR INCOMPETENCE HAS COST
YOU THE GOLD I PROMISED.
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TAKE HIM AWAY!
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DESTRO MUST FEEL MIGHTY SECURE.
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HE HASN'T EVEN A GUARD OUT HERE!
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Recondo:
MAYBE 'CAUSE NO ONE'S EVER BEEN
ABLE TO GET OVER THIS RAVINE
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WITHOUT DESTRO'S HELP.
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BUT THAT'S GONNA CHANGE
ANY MINUTE NOW.
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OKAY, IT OUGHT TO HOLD.
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TOLLBOOTH,
YOU AND THE BRIDGE LAYER
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CAN DO YOUR TRICK NOW!
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OKAY, MEN, LET'S HIT 'EM!
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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NO! NOT NOW!
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NOT WHEN THE PROJECT
IS SO NEAR COMPLETION!
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COVER ME, YOU OLD GOATS!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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THERE. IT'S DONE.
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NOW NOTHING CAN STOP COBRA.
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STOP THAT MAN!
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NO GUNS, YOU FOOLS!
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YOU'LL HIT MY EXPERIMENT!
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[ COUGHING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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VERY IMPRESSIVE,
BUT TOO CRUDE AND TOO LATE.
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FAREWELL, JOE!
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I HAD HIM!
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I HAD HIM, AND I BLEW IT!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST KEEP MOVIN'.
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LET'S SEE HOW BLOWTORCH
IS MAKING OUT.
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THERE'S THE KID NOW.
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I TORCHED THE LAB,
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BUT DESTRO WAS SLITHERING
OUT THE BACK.
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AS USUAL.
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Roadblock: WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON
HE WAS WORKIN' ON?
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HE WAS CARRYIN' SOMETHING,
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BUT I COULDN'T TELL WHAT IT WAS.
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THEN IT WAS CLOSER TO COMPLETION
THAN WE THOUGHT.
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THAT INDIAN KID
MUST HAVE BROUGHT DESTRO
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SOME FINAL ELEMENT HE NEEDED.
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YOU DONE GOOD.
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COME ON OUT OF YOUR GEAR
BEFORE YOU BOIL OVER.
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HEADQUARTERS WILL DECIDE
THE NEXT MOVE.
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AT LEAST DESTRO WON'T BE USING
THIS BASE AGAIN.
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NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK, KID.
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SO, YOU ARE ALL HERE.
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WHERE IS MY NEW WEAPON?
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WERE YOU ABLE
TO COMPLETE IT...
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AND BRING IT OUT SAFELY?
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I WAS NOT ABOUT TO LET
TWO YEARS' WORK GO UP IN SMOKE.
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THE PHOTON DISINTEGRATOR
IS SAFE
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AND READY FOR COBRA'S USE.
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Recondo: TWO WEEKS' REST AND
RECREATION FOR A JOB WELL DONE.
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Roadblock: BEATS THE HECK
OUT OF THAT LOUSY JUNGLE!
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FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS,
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OUR MISSION
IS TOOLING UP THE COAST.
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AND SAMPLING THE LOCAL CUISINE.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'M STARVED.
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LET'S CHECK OUT THAT DRIVE-IN.
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NO WAY! THE FOOD IN THOSE JOINTS
IS AWFUL.
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BESIDES WHICH, IN ANOTHER HOUR,
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WE'LL BE AT MY AUNT AND UNCLE'S
NEW RESTAURANT.
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WAIT UNTIL YOU TASTE
MY UNCLE CALEB'S COOKING.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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UNCLE CALEB OPENED
A RED ROCKET DRIVE-IN?
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IT FIGURES.
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WE'VE ONLY SEEN ABOUT 50 OF 'EM
ON THE WAY HERE.
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COME ON,
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
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Caleb: THAT'S IT.
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THE ONLY THING WE GOT LEFT
ARE THESE BLASTED BILLS!
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DON'T, WORRY SO MUCH, CALEB.
WE'LL GET BY SOMEHOW.
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Roadblock: ANY CHANCE OF GETTING
SOMETHING TO EAT AROUND HERE?
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OH, MY GOODNESS, CALEB, LOOK!
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IT'S MARVIN!
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HIYA, AUNT SARAH!
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MARVIN! IT'S GOOD TO SEE
MY FAVORITE NEPHEW!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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UNCLE CALEB, HOW YOU DOING?
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OH, MARVIN,
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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CALL ME ROADBLOCK, OKAY?
NOT MARVIN.
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[ RECONDO LAUGHS ]
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THIS SNICKERING APE HERE'S
RECONDO,
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THE JOES' JUNGLE TROOPER.
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HE CAN FIND AN EYELASH YOU LOST
IN THE WOODS TWO YEARS AGO.
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HOWDY.
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WE LOST OUR SHIRTS.
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CAN HE FIND THOSE?
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HUH?
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NOW, CALEB,
DON'T TROUBLE THE BOYS.
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HEY, NO KEEPING ANYTHING
AWAY FROM ME.
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OUT WITH IT.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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WE BOUGHT INTO
THIS RED ROCKET CHAIN
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WITH OUR RETIREMENT MONEY.
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AT FIRST IT LOOKED LIKE
WE HAD OURSELVES A GOLD MINE.
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WE HAD CUSTOMERS
COMING OUT OF OUR EARS.
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SO HOW COME
THE PLACE IS DESERTED?
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Caleb: 'CAUSE SOMEBODY STARTED
SCARING THE PEOPLE AWAY.
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AND THERE THEY ARE.
COME ON, RECONDO.
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WE'LL SCARE THE PIMPLES
RIGHT OFF OF THOSE PUNKS!
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YEAH, WE'LL TEACH 'EM TO MESS UP
YOUR UNCLE'S BUSINESS!
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Sarah:
BOYS, PLEASE NO!
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YOU THINK I'M SO OLD I CAN'T
HANDLE A BUNCH OF KIDS?
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THEY'RE THE CUSTOMERS!
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IT'S THOSE GUYS, NEPHEW,
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THE ONES WITH THE CYCLES
AND RAY GUNS!
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THEY'RE THE TROUBLEMAKERS!
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-RAY GUNS?
-RAY GUNS?
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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
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TRASH THOSE TURKEYS!
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[ GRUNTS ]
HERE'S THE TRASH!
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I'LL BE THE TURKEY
IF YOU'LL BE THE STUFFING!
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN
TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!
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GOT TO STOP THAT BIKE
FROM BREAKING AND ENTERING.
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SPLIT! WE DIDN'T COUNT
ON NOTHING THIS HEAVY-DUTY!
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AND DON'T COME BACK,
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OR WE'LL SLAP YOU ON A BUN
AND SERVE YOU FOR LUNCH!
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CAN YOU, LIKE, REALLY, UH, LIKE
ASSIMILATE THIS?
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SO WHY WOULD A BUNCH OF BIKERS
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WANT TO RUN A HAMBURGER STAND
OUT OF BUSINESS?
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GOOD QUESTION. AND WHERE DO
BIKERS GET LASER PISTOLS?
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YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
TOO.
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COORDINATES
IN FIVE SECONDS, SIRS.
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VERY GOOD, THANK YOU.
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NO NEED TO LAND.
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Both:
WE'LL JUST STEP OUT.
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YOU HAVE A PRIORITY REPORT?
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WHAT IS IT?
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WE'VE GOT TROUBLE!
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STAGE THREE HARASSMENT
OF R.R. 104 ABORTED
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DUE TO INTERFERENCE FROM TWO MEN
IN CIVILIAN CLOTHES
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WHO COUNTERATTACKED
WITH G.I. JOE BATTLE CRY.
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ARE THEY ON TO US?
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HARD TO SAY.
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R.R. 104
IS THE LAST DRIVE-IN...
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WE NEED TO BUY BACK.
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Both:
WE'LL HANDLE IT.
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YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST EVERYTHING,
YOU KNOW.
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YOU CAN'T RUN A HAMBURGER STAND
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WITH A BIKER GANG
TERRORIZING YOUR CUSTOMERS.
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[ BEEPING ]
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THERE'S THE COMPANY WANTING ME.
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PERHAPS ANOTHER COUPLE SOMEWHERE
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HOPING EXTENSIVE
WILL BUY BACK THEIR DRIVE-IN.
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[ BEEPING ]
QUEEG HERE.
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MR. QUEEG, YOU WILL PROCEED
DIRECTLY TO R.R. 104.
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TERMINATE NEGOTIATIONS
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AND RE-ACQUIRE THE RESTAURANT
AT ONCE.
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Both: EMPLOY EXTREME MEASURES,
IF NECESSARY.
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WE GOT THE EQUIPMENT YOU WANTED,
MR. QUEEG.
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YOU SURE YOU NEED TO GO
SO HEAVY?
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THE CRIMSON GUARD HAS AUTHORIZED
EXTREME MEASURES.
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I WILL, OF COURSE, TRY
THE REASONABLE APPROACH FIRST.
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BUT IF THE OLD COUPLE
WON'T SELL QUIETLY,
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YOU TELE-VIPERS
HAVE YOUR ORDERS.
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[ MURMURING ]
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IT'S THE JOES!
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
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AND I WANT YOU TO MEET
LADY JAYE, FLINT, AND CUTTER.
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WHAT IS IT, SARAH?
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THAT'S MR. QUEEG, THE MAN
WHO SAYS WE HAVE TO SELL.
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[ GRUMBLES ]
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MR. AND MRS. BRONSON,
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IF I MIGHT TAKE A MOMENT
OF YOUR VALUABLE TIME.
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VALUABLE'S WHAT IT IS, MAN.
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YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CUSTOMERS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS STIFF.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WE'RE NOT SELLING,
AND YOU'RE NOT BUYING!
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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
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THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS!
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LEVEL THAT JOINT! FIRE!
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WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
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LOOK OUT!
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HEAD FOR THE W.H.A.L.E.!
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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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ADIOS, SUCKER.
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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
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GRAB CLOUDS, YOU BUMS!
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MOVE IT, YOU FOOLS!
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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!
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WHAT A JIVE TRICK TO FALL FOR.
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NOW WE'RE LEFT WITH NOTHING!
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Lady Jaye:
NOT EXACTLY, ROADBLOCK.
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WE'VE GOT PROOF THAT THIS
WAS A COBRA OPERATION.
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ISN'T THIS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS?
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY COBRA WOULD
WANT TO MUSCLE MY AUNT AND UNCLE
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OUT OF THEIR LITTLE
HAMBURGER JOINT?
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NOBODY MAKES MY AUNT SARAH CRY
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
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LET'S MOVE!
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AH, HERE'S WHAT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
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SO, WHAT'S IT MEAN?
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RED ROCKET'S OWNER
IS EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.
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THEY SOLD THE FRANCHISES
MOSTLY TO RETIRED COUPLES.
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RECENTLY, THEY'VE BEEN
BUYING THEM ALL BACK.
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EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES HAS DONE
BUSINESS WITH COBRA BEFORE.
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00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,652
WHAT COULD THEY BE UP TO?
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THEY'RE UP TO THEIR NOSES
IN HAMBURGERS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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EVERYBODY'S SOLD OUT NOW,
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EXCEPT ROADBLOCK'S
AUNT AND UNCLE.
229
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LET'S HAVE SOME CHIT-CHAT
230
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WITH THOSE JERKS
AT EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISE.
231
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WE WILL.
232
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,799
BUT I WANT A GUARD IN YOUR
UNCLE'S DRIVE-IN, JUST IN CASE.
233
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,322
YOU GOT IT, SNAKE EYES.
234
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,454
BREAKER, KEEP DIGGING.
235
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,416
Xamot: YES, COMMANDER.
THE PREMISES HAVE BEEN...
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VACATED.
237
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SEND IN YOUR MEN.
238
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,420
COBRA COMMANDER: Superb.
239
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,770
XAMOT: When can you proceed
with the demonstration?
240
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BY MIDNIGHT.
241
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,731
I'LL CONTACT YOU WHEN IT'S TIME
TO DELIVER THE ULTIMATUM.
242
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,388
WILL YOU NEVER LEARN...
243
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,216
TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?
244
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:50,003
I DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT WHEN
YOU'VE BEEN HASSLING MY FAMILY.
245
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,439
YOU ENLISTED COBRA
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00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,224
TO BLOW UP UNCLE CALEB
AND AUNT SARAH'S PARKING LOT!
247
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,660
TSK, TSK.
248
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:59,229
COBRA CAN, AT TIMES,
BE A BIT HEAVY-HANDED. BUT...
249
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,666
WE CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERY ACTION...
250
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,625
OF OUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
251
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,669
WE RECOMMEND...
252
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,628
Both:
YOU TAKE IT UP WITH COBRA.
253
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:10,110
OKAY. IT'S OBVIOUS WE'RE NOT
GONNA GET ANY COOPERATION HERE.
254
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,591
HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE FRIENDLY PERSUASION?
255
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,984
LET'S GO.
256
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,683
[ ROADBLOCK GRUMBLES ]
257
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,077
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
258
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,687
NOW WHAT?
259
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,689
WE'LL COME BACK
AFTER BUSINESS HOURS.
260
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,479
THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I CAN GET,
LADY JAYE.
261
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,698
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.
262
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,353
YOU KNOW I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
263
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,794
Lady Jaye: NOT A DESK DRAWER
OR A FILING CABINET.
264
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,753
I WONDER...
265
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,757
COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU?
266
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,195
AH, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
267
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,849
A LOVELY NOCTURNAL PROWLER.
268
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,156
-LET'S GET HER!
-LET'S GET HER!
269
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,381
[ GROANS ]
270
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:08,342
[ Strained ] YOU MUST BE
MORE CAREFUL, BROTHER!
271
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,691
[ BOTH SHOUT ]
272
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,262
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
273
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,873
FLINT!
274
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,005
LADY JAYE!
275
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,572
[ SCREAMS ]
276
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,419
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
277
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,746
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
278
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,926
SO, WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
279
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,710
MOSTLY THAT A 1,000-FOOT DROP
280
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,453
DOES NOTHING TO HELP
THE DIGESTION OF PEKING DUCK.
281
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,545
FLINT, LOOK THERE!
282
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:25,506
BREAKER, PATCH ME THROUGH
TO VHF CHANNEL 10, FAST!
283
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:37,561
AND COBRA HAS 150 MISSILES
IN PLACE,
284
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:42,305
TARGETED ON THE CAPITALS
OF EVERY MAJOR NATION ON EARTH.
285
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,003
EACH OF THESE MISSILES
286
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:48,659
CARRIES ONE OF COBRA'S
NEW PHOTON DISINTEGRATORS.
287
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,705
WE SHALL NOW DEMONSTRATE
288
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,490
THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER
OF THIS WEAPON
289
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:57,059
ON THIS EXACT REPLICA
OF ONE OF YOUR CITIES.
290
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,235
WATCH CLOSELY.
291
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:04,588
THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE IF
COBRA'S DEMANDS ARE NOT MET.
292
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,461
THIS.
293
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:12,161
NO RUBBLE,
NO UNTIDY AFTER-EFFECTS.
294
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,599
NOTHING REMAINS...
BUT MEMORIES.
295
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,384
TO AVERT THIS TRAGEDY,
296
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,431
YOU NEED ONLY SURRENDER CONTROL
OF YOUR NATION TO COBRA.
297
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,478
YOU HAVE TILL DAWN TO DECIDE.
298
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,133
SLEEP ON IT.
299
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,356
I GUESS THAT
PRETTY WELL IDENTIFIES
300
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,097
DESTRO'S NEW SECRET WEAPON.
301
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,490
NO KIDDING!
302
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:43,105
ROADBLOCK: Uh, Flint? You want
to hear something weird, man?
303
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,280
WHAT IS IT, ROADBLOCK?
304
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,847
DID YOU SEE THE MAP
OF THE MISSILE SITES
305
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,631
BEHIND COBRA COMMANDER?
306
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,850
LADY JAYE: What about it?
307
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,417
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS, BUT...
308
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:56,466
...IT MATCHES THE MAP OF THE
RED ROCKET DRIVE-INS EXACTLY.
309
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,121
Those rockets on top
of the Red Rocket burger stands
310
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,166
are real!
311
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,776
PHEW!
312
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:05,649
SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TAKE OUT
150 ROCKET SITES BEFORE DAWN!
313
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:09,349
MOBILIZE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT,
ON THE DOUBLE!
314
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,468
Cutter: ATTENTION COBRA --
315
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:45,820
EVACUATE RED ROCKET DRIVE-IN
WITH DUE HASTE.
316
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:49,780
WE WILL COMMENCE FIRING
IN FIVE SECONDS.
317
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:55,134
5...4...3...2...1.
318
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,178
FIRE!
319
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,705
W.H.A.L.E. TO JOE BASE!
320
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,665
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
WITH GUSTO!
321
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,362
GOOD WORK, CUTTER!
322
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,691
HOLD IT!
YOU'RE COVERED!
323
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,127
GO AHEAD AND FIRE.
324
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,043
I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE
YOU WON'T HIT THE NOSE CONE.
325
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,002
[ LAUGHS ]
326
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,352
BYE, NOW!
327
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,548
UH-OH. COMPANY.
328
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,944
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
329
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,948
BREAKER: Rocket number
104's been launched!
330
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,560
It's headed right
for Washington, D.C.!
331
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,910
ROGER.
ON OUR WAY TO INTERCEPT!
332
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,959
ENJOYING THE...
333
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,613
BREEZE, JOE?
334
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920
Both: BRACING, ISN'T IT?
335
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,617
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
336
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,272
THIS IS STARTING TO GET STICKY!
337
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,100
GOOD GRIEF!
IT'S ROADBLOCK!
338
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,844
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
339
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,585
IF I CAN BLOW THE NOSE CONE
OFF THAT ROCKET,
340
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,239
THERE'S A CHANCE...MAYBE.
341
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,415
HANG IN THERE, ROADBLOCK,
OLD BUDDY!
342
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,825
IT WAS WORTH IT...
343
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,697
JUST FOR THE RIDE!
344
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,221
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
345
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,485
[ GASPS ]
346
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,835
Lady Jaye:
THERE HE IS! HALLELUJAH!
347
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,056
HE'S OKAY!
I CAN SEE THAT GRIN FROM HERE!
348
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,755
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO
TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, CALEB.
349
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,192
BUT, IF YOU HAD TO THANK US,
350
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,151
FEEDING OUR FACES
IS A GREAT WAY.
351
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,022
COME ON, DISH ME UP!
352
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,503
MY RIBS ARE THE GREATEST,
AND THAT'S A FACT.
353
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,158
JOE BEAT COBRA,
AND THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT.
354
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,204
SO WHEN YOU WANT RELIEF FROM
YOUR WORRIES AND YOUR WOES,
355
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,207
YOU CAN COME ON DOWN
AND EAT AT JOES'.
356
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,907
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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