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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:05,831 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,660 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,314 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:13,491 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:16,581 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:19,149 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:24,241 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:27,679 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,508 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:34,208 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,774 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:39,169 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:42,259 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,087 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,872 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,265 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,224 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:52,095 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:55,620 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,707 --> 00:01:00,321 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,847 USING FATAL FLUFFIES, COBRA CAPTURES SPACE STATION DELTA 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,371 AND DESTROYS JOE HEADQUARTERS. 24 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,286 BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST STEP IN COBRA'S MASTER PLAN 25 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,332 TO BUILD A PYRAMID OF DARKNESS, BENEATH WHICH 26 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,551 NO SOURCE OF ELECTRICAL ENERGY WILL FUNCTION. 27 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:16,728 SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK STEAL A TOP-SECRET LASER DISC 28 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,469 AND ESCAPE TO THE SLUMS OF ENTERPRISE CITY. 29 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,341 AND THE JOES LAUNCH SEPARATE TEAMS 30 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,908 TO STOP COBRA FROM PLANTING THEIR FOUR CONTROL CUBES. 31 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,997 BUT COBRA'S FANGS ARE SHARP, 32 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,174 AND FLINT AND LADY JAYE SINK TO THEIR DOOM 33 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:29,001 AS WE BEGIN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE 34 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,656 OF "G.I. JOE: THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS." 35 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,274 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 36 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:42,189 MAINTAIN COVER FIRE. 37 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:46,149 THE CONTROL CUBE WILL SOON BE LOCKED INTO POSITION. 38 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:49,457 THEN NO FORCE ON EARTH CAN DISLODGE IT. 39 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,720 [ LAUGHS ] 40 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,288 [ PANTING, GURGLES ] 41 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:59,554 WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A SEMI-STANDOFF. 42 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:03,732 ONLY DESTRO CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS, AND WE CAN'T DO DIDDLY! 43 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,300 WE CAN'T EVEN GET TO FLINT AND LADY JAYE. 44 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:09,129 AND IF THAT MUD DOESN'T BOIL 'EM, 45 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:12,088 THEY'LL SURELY AND PURELY DROWN! 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,705 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 47 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,317 IT'S -- IT'S GOOD TO BREATHE AGAIN, 48 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:26,015 EVEN IF THE QUARTERS ARE A LITTLE CRAMPED. 49 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,322 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I DON'T KNOW. 50 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:31,499 I -- I THINK IT'S RATHER COZY, FOR A BUBBLE. 51 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:32,500 [ CHUCKLES ] 52 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:34,763 SO, UH, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 53 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,982 NOT -- NOT US PERSONALLY. I MEAN THE MISSION. 54 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,811 WHY, TO THE TOP, NATURALLY. 55 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:47,384 THE CUBE IS IN PLACE, DESTRO! 56 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,343 MAGNIFICENT. 57 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,779 DESTRO'S STILL AT IT, 58 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,999 BUT THIS TIME, WE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT HIM. 59 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,192 [ GROWLS LIGHTLY ] 60 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,324 [ SQUAWKS ] POLLY WANT A TAXI! 61 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,892 GET POLLY OUT OF HERE! 62 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:21,026 I'M NOT EXACTLY LOVING THIS EITHER, YOUR BEAKSHIP. 63 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:24,247 BUT WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. 64 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,948 THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE PLACE TO GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT, 65 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,299 LIKE MAYBE A BROKEN LEG OF LAMB. 66 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,912 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 67 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,740 NICE QUIET PLACE! 68 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,785 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, RESERVATION? 69 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,047 THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL! 70 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,527 OKAY, FORGET THAT. 71 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:47,836 BUT I AIN'T SEATING NOBODY WITH NO PARROT AND NO DOG. 72 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:51,448 UH, WHAT PARROT? WHAT DOG? 73 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,974 YEAH, WELL I DON'T SEE NO BIRD NO MORE, 74 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,977 BUT I STILL SEE A DOG. 75 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,982 FUNNY, THAT LITTLE DOGGIE JUST DISAPPEARED! 76 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:07,203 UH, TAKE ANY TABLE YOU WANT. 77 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,987 THANKS, CHUMP. 78 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:16,386 Emcee: AND NOW, THE SNAKE CAFE IS PROUD TO PRESENT... 79 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,432 SPREAD OUT! 80 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:23,698 Emcee: THE SCINTILLATING STAR, THE ONE, THE ONLY...SATIN! 81 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:36,493 ♪ THE COBRA THAT GOT AWAY 82 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,627 ♪ CHANGED MY LIFE ONE RAINY DAY ♪ 83 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,804 ♪ ON OUR FIRST RENDEZVOUS 84 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:46,460 ♪ WE HELD HANDS AND I HEARD HIM SAY ♪ 85 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:49,767 ♪ "IF YOU WANT A ROMANCE FROM ME ♪ 86 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:52,466 ♪ "YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE ♪ 87 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:55,556 ♪ 'CAUSE DESTRO HAS THE FIRST CALL..." ♪ 88 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:59,995 AS SOON AS THE SONG ENDS, GRAB 'EM. 89 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,563 Satin: ♪ "WHEN HE SHOUTS, 'COBRA FIGHT' ♪ 90 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:06,523 ♪ "I WAR BY DAY, GO BY NIGHT 91 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:10,484 ♪ GOODBYE, MISS, I'VE GOT TO SAY" ♪ 92 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:13,878 ♪ COBRA THAT GOT AWAY 93 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:16,011 Polly: COBRA THAT GOT AWAY! 94 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,622 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 95 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:22,234 ♪ THE COBRA THAT GOT AWAY 96 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,629 ♪ WENT BYE-BYE, NO MORE TO SAY 97 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,328 ♪ HE STUCK ME WITH THE BILL, BUT I THINK OF HIM STILL ♪ 98 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,331 THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. 99 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:34,421 STICK CLOSE TO ME. 100 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,685 [ MUSICAL INTERLUDE ] 101 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:50,045 THE MUSIC WON'T PLAY FOREVER. 102 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:53,309 AND WHEN IT'S FINISHED, SO ARE THEY. 103 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,967 THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SHY, SNAKE. 104 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,751 MOVE THOSE FEET! 105 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,636 [ Laughing ] UNBELIEVABLE. 106 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,507 GO, BABY, GO! 107 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,993 COME ON, COME ON! 108 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,260 Cobra Commander: I ASSIGNED PLACEMENT 109 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,175 OF THE FIRST CONTROL CUBE TO YOU, DESTRO, 110 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:36,178 BECAUSE I EXPECTED YOU TO BE QUICK ABOUT IT. 111 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,485 BUT ALL I'VE RECEIVED ARE EXCUSES! 112 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,313 NO LONGER, MY ESTEEMED COBRA COMMANDER. 113 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,490 THE CUBE IS LOCKED INTO POSITION. 114 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:45,013 WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU! 115 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:49,017 HERE ARE SOME LOOSE ENDS TO TIE YOU UP, DESTRO! 116 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,022 THIS MINE SHOULD DO THE TRICK. 117 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:57,286 WHAT? 118 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,288 -AAH! -AAH! 119 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,250 [ LAUGHS ] 120 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:09,472 YOU MUST FORGIVE ME FOR BEING AN UNGRACIOUS HOST, 121 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:13,258 BUT THE CONTROL CUBE WILL ENTERTAIN YOU IN MY ABSENCE. 122 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,783 COBRA! 123 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,393 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 124 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,178 ALL RIGHT! HERE COMES THE CAVALRY! 125 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,671 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 126 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,673 TAKE 'EM! 127 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,632 ONE MORE TIME! 128 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:45,465 GO! GET OUT OF HERE! 129 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,770 AFTER THEM! 130 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,207 HEY! 131 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,948 I CAN'T SEE NOTHING! 132 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,211 THERE! UP THERE! 133 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:58,782 DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME, YOU BUM! 134 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,610 COVER THE EXITS AND THE BASEMENT! 135 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,264 THEY MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE! 136 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,966 [ SQUAWKS ] "ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE!" 137 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,881 WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE! 138 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,927 [ SQUAWKS ] 139 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,538 "CAN IT, BIRD BRAIN." 140 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,018 SHIPWRECK DELGADO. 141 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,628 Man: OVER THERE! 142 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,938 IN HERE! 143 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,510 OKAY. 144 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,337 NOW COMES THE HARD PART -- 145 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,557 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. 146 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:48,005 BEHOLD, THE ANCIENT GUARDIANS OF THE CITY OF THE DEAD. 147 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,965 Xamot: WE MUST NOT AWAKEN THEM FROM THEIR ETERNAL SLUMBER. 148 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,924 Both: WE'LL LET THE JOES DO THAT FOR US. 149 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,056 G.I. JOE? 150 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,319 BUT THEY'RE IGNORANT OF OUR MOVEMENTS. 151 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,974 NOT ANYMORE. THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND US. 152 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,672 Tomax: SO TAKE COVER... 153 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,153 -AND AWAIT DEVELOPMENTS. -AND AWAIT DEVELOPMENTS. 154 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,503 YO-O-O, JOE, AND HERE WE GO. 155 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,462 THIS PLACE LOOKS WEIRD, AND THAT'S A FACT. 156 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,986 WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN', AIRTIGHT? 157 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,815 RADIOACTIVE AND METALLIC INTERFERENCE 158 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,512 FROM MINERAL DEPOSITS 159 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,254 MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL IF COBRA'S ALREADY HERE 160 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,734 OR ON THE WAY. 161 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,606 WELL, WE CAN'T JUST SIT DOWN AND SEND OUT FOR PIZZA. 162 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,609 IF THAT CUBE'S HERE, WE GOT TO FIND IT. 163 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:27,871 YO-O-O, JOE. 164 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,966 Tomax: THE JOES HAVE UNWITTINGLY ACTIVATED... 165 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,315 Xamot: THE ANCIENT GUARDIANS. 166 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,970 AND WHEN THEY HAVE DESTROYED G.I. JOE FOR US... 167 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,711 WE SHALL PLANT OUR CUBE... 168 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,452 -AND BE GONE. -AND BE GONE. 169 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,563 Bludd: ALIGN THE CONTROL CUBE AND RAISE IT INTO POSITION! 170 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:14,352 255.7 VERTICAL. MARK! 171 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:22,796 EXCELLENT! NOW SECURE IT SWIFTLY! 172 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,850 LOOK, UP THERE! 173 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,417 ONE OF THE COBRA CUBES! 174 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,724 BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET UP THERE 175 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,335 BEFORE MAJOR BLUDD RAINS ON OUR PARADE? 176 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,945 STRATEGY? 177 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,643 NOW YOU'RE TALKIN', BAZOOK. 178 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,819 I MAY EVEN QUOTE YOU IN MY MEMOIRS. 179 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,130 LET'S SEND THE GUYS UP THIS WAY. 180 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,350 THEN YOU AND I CAN CLIMB UP THE FLIP FACE OF THIS MOUNTAIN 181 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,873 AND TAKE 'EM FROM BEHIND. 182 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,874 UH-OH. 183 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,006 IT'S THE JOES! 184 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,704 THEY MUST NOT INTERFERE WITH OUR WORK! 185 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,880 COBRA! 186 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,973 OF COURSE, YOUR BURNING QUESTION IS, 187 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,454 HOW CAN OUR GUYS GET UP THAT ICE WALL, CORRECT? 188 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,542 RIGHT. 189 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,196 BRILLIANT ANALYSIS. 190 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,981 FORTUNATELY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN EQUALLY BRILLIANT SOLUTION. 191 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,115 -YODEL? -YOU GOT IT. 192 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,508 THE GOOD OLD ALPINE YODEL. 193 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,902 [ YODELS ] 194 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:34,519 ♪ OH, YEAH 195 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,056 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 196 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,493 TAKE 'EM OVER THE CREVASSE, TOLLBOOTH. 197 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,626 BAZOOKA AND I WILL RENDEZVOUS WITH YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE! 198 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,544 PIECE OF CAKE FOR THE BRIDGELAYER. 199 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,908 DEFEND THE CUBE AT ALL COSTS! 200 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,561 COBRA! 201 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,046 NOW IT'S UP TO US. 202 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,876 LET'S GIVE MAJOR BLUDD A NASTY SURPRISE. 203 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,795 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] GO, MAN, GO! 204 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,365 FANTASTIC VIEW, EH, BAZOOK? 205 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:41,456 FAN...[GULPS] TASTIC. 206 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,200 OUT OF MY WAY. 207 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,679 STAND BACK! 208 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,945 THEY'VE GOT TO BE HIDING HERE SOMEWHERE. 209 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,339 ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY? 210 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,645 A GENTLEMAN WOULD KNOCK 211 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,821 BEFORE ENTERING A LADY'S DRESSING ROOM. 212 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,040 COOL IT, SISTER. 213 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,520 WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS YOU WERE DANCING WITH? 214 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,479 HOW SHOULD I KNOW, YOU MAXI-JERK? 215 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,872 I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS 216 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,352 ENTERTAINING THIS SLEAZE-BAG AUDIENCE 217 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,964 WITHOUT HAVING TO ANSWER A BUNCH OF STUPID QUESTIONS 218 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,269 FROM THE LIKES OF YOU! 219 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,272 BUT WE THINK THOSE MEN ARE AGENTS OF G.I. JOE. 220 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,798 THEN GO CATCH 'EM, YOU KLUTZ. 221 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:23,759 NOW GET OUT OF HERE, OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO MY BIGGEST FAN. 222 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,761 HE BUYS ALL MY RECORDS. 223 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,286 UH, UH, A THOUSAND APOLOGIES, MISS SATIN. 224 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,680 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE COBRA COMMANDER 225 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,900 NEXT TIME HE'S IN TO SEE THE SHOW. 226 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,598 UM, TELL HIM COLONEL SLASH SENDS HIS REGARDS. 227 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,295 GET OUT, SLUSH! 228 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,080 T-THAT'S SLASH! 229 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,256 GET OUT! 230 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,695 THANK YOU! 231 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:50,133 [ LAUGHS ] OKAY. YOU GUYS CAN COME OUT NOW. 232 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,310 [ SQUAWKS ] THERE'S NO BIZ LIKE SHOW BIZ. 233 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,964 [ SQUAWKS, WHISTLES ] 234 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,010 NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET YOU OUT OF HERE 235 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,925 BEFORE THEY GET SUSPICIOUS AND COME BACK. 236 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,362 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO SEEM UNGRATEFUL, 237 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,364 BUT WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD TO US? 238 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,715 AND DON'T TELL ME WE REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAMILY. 239 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:10,327 LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE A SOFT SPOT IN MY HEAD FOR WEIRDOS. 240 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,807 HOLD ON A SEC. 241 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:16,029 HERE, GET INTO THESE, FAST. AND NO ARGUMENTS. 242 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,378 [ BARKS ] 243 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,510 YOU HEARD THE LADY, SNAKE EYES. 244 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,861 HERE, YOU TAKE THE DRESS. 245 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,089 KEEP THEM PINNED DOWN! 246 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,397 THE CONTROL CUBE IS NEARLY IN POSITION! 247 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,703 FINAL ALIGNMENT COORDINATES -- 248 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,881 75.9 VERTICAL. 249 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,230 MARK! 250 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,842 CAREFUL WHERE YOU PLANT YOUR BIG FEET, BAZOOKA. 251 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,149 WHOA! 252 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,980 -WHOA! -WHOA! 253 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,077 WHAT? 254 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,644 UP THERE! MORE JOES! 255 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,516 WE GOT TO GO FOR IT NOW. 256 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,301 YO-O-O, JOE! 257 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,209 Airtight: I DON'T WANT TO SEEM PRIMITIVE OR SUPERSTITIOUS, 258 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,603 BUT I HAVE THIS DISTURBING FEELING THAT... 259 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,735 Footloose: TELL ME, DUDE. 260 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,259 LIKE, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SURFING, 261 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,566 AND YOU JUST KNOW THIS KILLER WAVE IS SNEAKIN' UP BEHIND YOU, 262 00:15:58,653 --> 00:15:59,784 READY TO WIPE YOU OUT. 263 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,917 YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES 264 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,397 WITH ALL THAT FEAR TALK. 265 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,487 NOTHING TO BE AFRAID O-O-O-OF! 266 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,361 LET'S LAY THESE CERAMIC SUCKERS OUT! 267 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,417 NOW THAT THE JOES ARE PREOCCUPIED... 268 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,420 Xamot: WE ARE FREE TO POSITION OUR CONTROL CUBE... 269 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,770 -WITHOUT INTERFERENCE. -WITHOUT INTERFERENCE. 270 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:32,078 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 271 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,993 [ LASER FIRE ] 272 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:40,608 COORDINATES 975.6 VERTICAL. MARK! 273 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,569 -XAMOT! -TOMAX! 274 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,919 [ SCREAMING ] 275 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,326 Roadblock: WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE! 276 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,501 Airtight: WHAT DO WE DO? 277 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,678 YEAH, LIKE, WHAT? 278 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,029 THIS WAY! 279 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,820 TWO POINTS! 280 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,170 ROADBLOCK, FOOTLOOSE! 281 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,999 NOW WE GOT DOUBLE TROUBLE! 282 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,003 WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE 'EM ONE AT A TIME. 283 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,398 TOMAX, WATCH OUT! 284 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,660 IT'S THE JOES! 285 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,580 Roadblock: STRIKE! 286 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,191 XAMOT, ACTIVATE THE CONTROL CUBE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 287 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,323 RIGHT! 288 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,108 I'LL HANDLE THIS BUFFOON. 289 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,111 AAH! 290 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,982 Airtight: HEY, CHECK THAT OUT! 291 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,768 EACH TWIN FEELS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER! 292 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,553 [ GROANING ] 293 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:06,041 [ Strained ] YOU MAY HAVE ONE OF US, BUT YOU HAVE LOST! 294 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,044 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 295 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,959 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 296 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,917 Airtight: HE'S ENERGIZED THE CUBE! 297 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,706 Mutt: WHAT'S GOING ON, DUSTY? 298 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,752 THIS PLACE IS VIBRATING LIKE A $50 MILKSHAKE! 299 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:25,452 AND THEY LIKE IT, SO IT CAN'T BE GOOD. 300 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,412 SAVOR THIS MOMENT, DUKE. 301 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,459 IT MARKS THE BEGINNING OF YOUR END. 302 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,158 [ CHEERING ] 303 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,378 IT'S COMPLETING THE CUBE ENERGY CIRCUIT! 304 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,780 A BEAM OF DARKNESS! GET BACK! 305 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:53,088 I SHALL RETURN FOR YOU, BROTHER TOMAX! 306 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,437 HAVE NO FEAR! 307 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,831 FORM A UNIT TO BABYSIT THE CUBE. 308 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,354 WE GOT THIS SUCKER. 309 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,705 I'M AFRAID HE'S ALL THAT WE GOT LEFT TO TRADE. 310 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,757 [ Strained ] THERE MUST BE A WAY TO ESCAPE! 311 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,498 WE'VE GOT TO...HUH? 312 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,850 THE CUBE'S GOING CRAZY! 313 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,036 Flint: EVERYBODY GET BACK! 314 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:36,087 HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I MAKE THE FINAL ADJUSTMENTS! 315 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,133 Tollbooth: KEEP HAMMERING AT 'EM! 316 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,048 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT CUBE 317 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:43,094 BEFORE WE CAN START DIGGING FOR ALPINE AND BAZOOKA! 318 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,147 MAN, NOW I KNOW HOW A FROZEN PIZZA FEELS. 319 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,063 WHOO-WHEE. HEY, YOU HEAR ME, BAZOOK? 320 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,499 [ GRUNTING ] 321 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,631 BARELY. 322 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,155 WELL, STOP PLAYING GROUNDHOG, BUDDY. 323 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,070 WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE. 324 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,028 OUCH. 325 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,595 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GOOD BUDDY? 326 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,075 LEG HURTS. 327 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,859 WHEN YOU STAND OR WHEN YOU MOVE? 328 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,470 BOTH. 329 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,299 WELL, THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO USE THE ALPINE TAXI SERVICE. 330 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,040 COME ON, GET ON MY BACK. 331 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,569 SO, OUR ENEMIES SURVIVED THE AVALANCHE. 332 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:26,050 WE MUST NOW ENSURE AN END TO THEIR GOOD FORTUNE. 333 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,227 AS YOU COMMAND, STORM SHADOW. 334 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,927 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OFF COURSE. 335 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,409 THE CUBE AND OUR GUYS MUST BE BACK THE OTHER WAY. 336 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,629 THE ELEMENTS SHALL SEE TO YOUR DESTINY, G.I. JOE! 337 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:44,243 THE COLD AND THE ICY SEA WILL BE FAR KINDER TO YOU THAN COBRA. 338 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,854 FAREWELL! 339 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,247 IF THOSE WAVES HIT US, 340 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,901 WE'LL BE FLASH-FROZEN BEFORE YOU CAN SAY TV DINNER! 341 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,816 UH-OH! LEOPARD SEALS! 342 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,731 [ SEALS BARKING ] 343 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,777 IF YOU'RE GONNA GET TALKY ON ME, 344 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,345 I WISH YOU'D FIND SOMETHING GOOD TO REPORT. 345 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,130 OH, NO, MY WEAPON FROZE! 346 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,914 SPEAKING OF TV DINNERS, 347 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,568 LET'S MAKE A SINCERE ATTEMPT 348 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,049 NOT TO BE THESE CRITTERS' MAIN COURSE! 349 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,842 IN OUR NEXT EPISODE, 350 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,541 XAMOT EXPERIENCES THE PAIN OF HIS TWIN BROTHER, TOMAX, 351 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,194 ENABLING HIM TO LOCATE THE U.S.S. FLAGG 352 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,458 AND MOUNT A DANGEROUS RESCUE OPERATION. 353 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,329 AND SATIN ONCE AGAIN PROVES HER WORTH 354 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,852 TO SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK 355 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:31,855 IN A DARING ESCAPE FROM THE SLUMS OF ENTERPRISE CITY... 356 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,641 WHILE DESTRO AND THE BARONESS OUTSMART DESTRO AND LADY JAYE 357 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,296 AND PLANT THE FOURTH AND FINAL CONTROL CUBE, 358 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,428 THEREBY COMPLETING THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS 359 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,256 AND PLUNGING THE WORLD INTO CHAOS. 360 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,997 ALL IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE 361 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:46,217 OF "G.I. JOE: THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS." 25573

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