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- I can't believe you.
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Somebody just drops by,
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And you've got
homemade cookies.
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You're amazing.
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- Oh, yeah, amy,
I'm amazing.
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I can turn on the oven
and cut up a log of dough.
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- I never get that far.
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I just peel back the plastic
and eat it like a banana.
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- So, amy,
what's new with you, hmm?
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- No, no, past that.
Past that.
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Get to the good stuff,
the dating scene.
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- Oh, you don't want
to go back there, deb.
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I feel like
I'm one of those things
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On the salad bar
that nobody touches
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'cause it's been sitting
out there too long.
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- No.
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Come on; all you need
is a little spritz of water.
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And you should be
more assertive.
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- Nah, that's not me.
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Maybe I'll just wait
for one of you guys.
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- Hey.
- Hi, robert.
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- Hello.
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- Oh, robert,
this is my friend amy.
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We used to work
at the p.R. Firm together.
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This is robert,
ray's brother.
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- Ray's brother?
- Mm.
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- Listen, debra, once again
it's that time of year
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Where I have to ask you
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To look deep into your hearts
and pockets
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To pledge
your continued support
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For those of us
who risk our lives for you.
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- Yeah, sure, robert.
How much--
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- Let me finish.
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Your $20 pledge enables us
to upgrade our equipment,
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Fund our community outreach
program,
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And provide our canine division
with crunchy treats.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, I've got $20.
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- Thank you, ma'am,
for your generosity.
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Your contribution entitles you
to a reflective decal.
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- Thank you.
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How long have you been
a police officer?
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- 15 years.
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- Robert's a sergeant.
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- Oh, you don't have to
tell her that.
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Oh, you made cookies, huh?
- Uh-huh.
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- I love it when you bake.
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- So you're a police sergeant.
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Your wife must get
worried sick about you.
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- Well, not as sick
as she used to.
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We're divorced.
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- Oh.
I'm sorry.
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- No, no.
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It's all for the best.
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I'm much happier now
than I used to be.
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- I just have
so much respect
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For people
in your line of work.
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- Ah, it's just
hours of boredom
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Interrupted by moments
of unbelievable horror.
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- Hey, oh,
I'm glad you're here.
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I got a light out
on the ceiling,
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And I don't have a ladder.
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- Sure.
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- Uh, no, no.
Robert, you stay here.
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I'll help you change it.
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- You?
You're a shrimp.
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How many times am I going to
have to throw you up there?
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- Just come here, ray,
all right?
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- Why? What's going on?
- What do you mean?
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Can't you see there's chemistry
happening in there?
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- Chemistry?
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Oh, look, robert's not ready
for chemistry, okay?
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He could blow up, now.
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He's still gun-shy
from his divorce.
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- But it's been a year
since his wife left him.
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- She didn't just leave him.
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She left him for a guy
he arrested, okay?
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You don't get over that fast.
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No, no, no.
This isn't going to happen.
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- Well, you know,
maybe we can make it happen.
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- No, no, no, no.
I'm not doing that.
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- [laughing]
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- See, now, that's sad.
She's laughing at him.
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- - Okay, amy, I guess
I'll give you a call.
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- That'd be great.
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I look forward to it.
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- Yeah.
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- Thanks again for the decal.
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- Yeah.
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- You okay, robert?
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- Yeah.
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- I've never seen him
that happy.
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- Hey, squirt.
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- Hey, how you--
oh, her.
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- Hey, debra.
- Hi, robert.
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- I talked to your friend
this evening,
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And it looks like
we're going out.
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- [gasps] oh, robert,
that's great!
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Good for you!
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- I got to get out of this.
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- Oh, come on.
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You're just nervous 'cause
you haven't dated for a while.
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- Nah, I'm not nervous.
I just want out.
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- Oh!
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- Well, come on, you've got
plenty of good excuses.
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You're a cop.
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Hey, here's one.
Tell her you got shot.
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[chuckles]
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- Would you sit down?
- Hey, no, what?
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- He should go out
with her.
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- No, not if he doesn't
like her, right?
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You don't even know
if he likes her.
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- Do you like her, robert?
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- I felt a stirring.
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- That's terrific.
You should.
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Amy's a wonderful girl.
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What is it
that you're worried about?
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- All right, it's just--
just that I've been
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Out of the loop
for a while, you know,
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And, well, most of the women
I talk to are in handcuffs.
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And then half of them
turn out to be men.
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- Listen, you'll be fine.
Just relax.
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- That's not possible.
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- Oh, listen,
I got advice for you.
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When you pick her up,
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You got to remember
that you're off duty.
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You know, so, like, when you--
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When open up
the car door for her,
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Don't push her head down
like this.
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You don't want to do that.
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- All right, thanks.
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That's great, raymond.
I appreciate it.
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- Robert, you have
a fascinating job,
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So just talk about that,
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'cause amy's obviously
interested.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, listen.
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On the first date,
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It doesn't matter
what you do on the date.
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It all comes down
to saying good night.
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Are you going to kiss her
good night,
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Or is it going to be
a handshake?
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You know, you can't assume
that she wants a kiss.
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So--so--
well, this is what I do.
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When the moment arrives,
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You kind of lean in
a little, you know?
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Yeah, you got to see if she's
going to respond to it.
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Don't go too far, though,
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Because you reach, like,
a certain point,
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And you got to go in;
you're committed.
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And then if she's not
expecting a kiss,
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Then you got to whisper
something in her ear.
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"boy, it's humid."
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- Okay, I appreciate
all the advice.
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That's great.
I--
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It's still not going to help me
with my biggest problem.
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- What is it, robert?
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- Well, amy's a lovely girl,
you know.
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She's feminine,
delicate, attractive,
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And, um, look at me.
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- Oh!
- Well--
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You really can't change that,
robert.
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- Oh.
Ray!
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What are you talking about,
robert?
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You're a very good-looking guy.
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- Ah, I'm the hulk.
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- Oh, come on.
Come on, robert.
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You're not...Green.
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- I'm just not comfortable
with my appearance,
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Never have been.
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- You are being silly.
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I mean,
you're very attractive.
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You're tall, dark,
and handsome.
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That's what
every woman wants.
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- Oh, debra,
you're just saying that.
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- No, listen.
I've always felt that way.
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- Yeah, see?
There you go, robert.
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- Yes, in fact,
of all the barones,
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I'd say that you are the most--
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- What?
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- The m-most tallest
and the most d-darkest.
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- What--what were you
going to say there?
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- Nothing. I'm just telling
robert how attractive he is.
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- Thank you, debra.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have a date with miss amy.
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- Boy, it's humid.
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- Would you two
like to be alone?
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- I got an ingrown thing.
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I can't, uh--
- yeah.
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Ray, is this because of
what I said downstairs
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About robert?
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- Downstairs?
About robert?
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Something about
how handsome he is?
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How if you could do it
all over again, you'd marry him?
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- Now, come on.
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I never said
anything like that.
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- Well, you were about to,
but you stopped
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When you saw the warthog
you're stuck with for life
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Sitting next to you.
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- You don't think I think
you're attractive?
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- [gargles and spits]
I do.
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I never knew that you thought
robert was more attractive.
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- Oh!
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- Let me tell you something.
I grew up with robert, okay.
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I've seen parts of him
that aren't so pretty.
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I've been in the tub
with this guy.
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- Honey.
Listen, I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize you were
so sensitive about your looks.
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- Who said that?
I never said that.
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It's the teeth, right?
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- What?
- Yeah, not all the teeth.
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The top teeth are okay,
but the bottom teeth--
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Look.
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Ugly, right?
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- Well, that.
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- Yeah, see?
I knew it.
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- Oh, ray.
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- You know,
I'm a lot better looking
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With a suntan.
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- I don't believe this.
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- You shouldn't look at my face
when it's relaxed,
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'cause I'm a lot
better looking
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When it's flexed.
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Just, you know, it's hard
to talk like this.
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- Please keep it flexed, then.
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Look, ray, I'm really sorry.
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You know, I just misspoke.
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You're the more attractive one.
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I mean that.
I really do.
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So can we just, you know,
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Forget this whole thing,
all right?
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Just go to sleep, okay?
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Good night.
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- It's the pores
on my nose, right?
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- The pores on your nose?
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- Yeah.
I got these pores.
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They're large.
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They're large pores.
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- They're regular pores, ray.
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You just think they're large
because you--
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- Because?
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Because?
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Because they're on
my large nose.
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- No, no, no.
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No, honey.
Come on.
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Come here, baby.
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- No, no, no, no.
It's okay, okay?
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I don't want your pity.
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- Raymond.
Hello, dear.
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- Hi, ma.
Here.
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Thanks for the thing here.
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- You're welcome,
sweetheart.
252
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,917
You hungry?
253
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,753
- No, no, no.
- No?
254
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,258
You want some toast?
- No, no, no, no.
255
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,359
- I got raisin bread.
256
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,129
- No, ma, I'm not hungry.
257
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,964
Listen, ma.
- Yeah.
258
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,098
- Can I ask you something?
259
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,333
- Anything, dear.
260
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,735
- How do I look to you?
261
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,303
- Why?
Are you sick?
262
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,272
- No.
- Oh, you don't look so good.
263
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,807
- Ma.
264
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,709
- Oh, no, no.
You don't look good.
265
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,045
Ooh, you're pale,
and your eyes are sunken in.
266
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,713
What's the matter?
- Nothing!
267
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,981
- Oh, don't lie to me,
raymond.
268
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,382
You look awful.
269
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,950
Oh, have some raisin toast.
270
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,986
- Ma, stop it.
I'm not sick, okay?
271
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,121
This is how I always look.
272
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,724
But thank you.
273
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,325
- So then what is it?
274
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:38,063
- I was just--
I was wondering,
275
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,097
Between robert and me--
276
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,331
- Ooh, where is robert?
277
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,866
He called last night,
278
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,834
And he said
he wasn't coming home.
279
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,102
- Yeah.
He had a date.
280
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,303
- He did?
- Yeah.
281
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,805
- Robert had a date?
282
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,973
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Who is she?
283
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,076
Oh, I would have ironed
his shirt for him.
284
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,777
I mean, they could have
eaten here.
285
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:53,878
I would have made
something special.
286
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,747
Why didn't he tell me
he had a date?
287
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,950
- Because of this!
288
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,052
- I'm glad he had a date,
at least.
289
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,353
I mean, he's been
moping around here
290
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,388
Ever since the divorce.
291
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,923
I mean, such a waste.
292
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,892
Oh, he's such
a good-looking boy.
293
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,861
- So you think so too?
294
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,896
- Of course.
Who doesn't?
295
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,232
Oh, everybody used to say
296
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,202
What a beautiful boy
your brother was.
297
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,205
- What about me?
298
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,808
- Well, you're adorable.
299
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,244
- Adorable?
Like a hamster?
300
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,014
- No, like a person.
301
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,183
But, oh, your brother
used to turn heads.
302
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,052
Whoo!
303
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:37,055
He always had that sort of
old-fashioned movie-star look
304
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,190
Like, uh, valentino.
305
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,792
- Oh, so I see.
306
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:44,262
So he's valentino,
and I'm fievel.
307
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,831
- Oh, sweetheart.
308
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,768
No, both of my boys
are gorgeous...
309
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,970
In their own way.
310
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:57,108
But I think that robert sort of
takes after me a bit more,
311
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,043
Whereas you favor
your father.
312
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,812
- Marie.
- Yeah.
313
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,480
- Marie.
314
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,150
What's the difference
between a bunion and a corn?
315
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,484
- Oh.
316
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,353
Do you know
that your son here
317
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,454
Doesn't think
he's good-looking?
318
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,055
- Oh, just stop it.
319
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,791
- What do you mean,
you're not good-looking?
320
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,893
You look like me.
321
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,561
- There you go.
322
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,530
Do you know that robert
is still out on his date
323
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:19,798
From last night?
324
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,065
- Hey, great.
325
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,134
Back in the saddle, huh?
326
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,904
I want to turn his room
into a study.
327
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,806
- A study? What are you going
to study, your feet?
328
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,007
- All right, I'm going, okay?
329
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,308
Thanks, mom.
- Ray.
330
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,510
You shouldn't be jealous
of your brother.
331
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,579
I mean, consider all
the wonderful things you have.
332
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,980
- I know. I know. I know.
333
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,851
That you have a brother
who's so classically handsome.
334
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:43,254
- Robert's classically handsome?
335
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,358
Oh, what world are we in?
336
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,160
- Come on, ray.
337
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,396
Everybody knows robert's
the looker in the family.
338
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,964
- Everybody knows this?
339
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,432
Robert didn't know.
340
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,967
- Well, we didn't want
to tell him, dear,
341
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,836
Because we didn't want him
to get a big head.
342
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,138
- We didn't want
to screw him up.
343
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,607
- Well, that worked out well.
344
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,379
- Robert!
345
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,883
- Any one of you happen to catch
the sunrise this morning?
346
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,918
Beautiful.
347
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,321
- You had a date.
I didn't know.
348
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,189
- Good for you.
349
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,958
It's about time.
350
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,426
It's like riding a bike, huh?
351
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,362
- No, no,
there was no cycling.
352
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,131
Amy is 100% lady.
353
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,367
We spent the evening
enjoying fine food,
354
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,869
Conversation,
355
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,404
And we split a clip
at the shooting range.
356
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,440
- Well, good, I'm glad
it worked out for you.
357
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,242
- Well, how was your night,
cubby?
358
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,411
You don't look so good.
359
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,547
- Yeah, I know.
360
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,118
- What's with him?
361
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,254
- He's just sensitive.
362
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,289
- Yeah, but he's
such a great kid.
363
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:55,026
- Oh, raymond is
the kindest, sweetest boy
364
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,527
In the world,
365
00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:00,498
The kind of son
that every mother hopes for.
366
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,934
- Right.
367
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,014
- Oh, man.
368
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,391
- Hello.
- Hi.
369
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,092
I'm glad you're here.
Look at this.
370
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,928
Chocolate pudding,
spaghetti sauce,
371
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,362
And grape juice.
372
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,365
God, it was like
a prison riot in here.
373
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,700
Thank god
they're all aslee--
374
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:40,271
[laughs]
375
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,948
Honey, what did you do?
376
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,050
- Nothing, nothing.
What?
377
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,018
- Well, I mean,
what did you do to your hair?
378
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,720
- It's my normal hair.
Don't touch it.
379
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,423
- And you have a tan,
don't you?
380
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,657
- No, no.
381
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,359
- You do!
- No!
382
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,394
- You went to
one of those places.
383
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,264
- For--
for health reasons.
384
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,304
What?
I look good, though, right?
385
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:17,575
- Well, you know,
it's nice, but it's--
386
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,344
I mean, what is this whole--
what was that?
387
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,045
- No, it's nothing.
They're nothing.
388
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,547
They're nothing.
- Let me see.
389
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,350
- They're personal--
they're personal products.
390
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,251
- Oh, my god.
391
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,387
What is this?
392
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,322
Hair gel.
393
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,459
Hair mousse.
394
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,995
Hair volumizer?
395
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,664
- Hair volumizer.
396
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,533
It makes my hair...Louder.
397
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,636
- What is all this stuff?
398
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,373
Deep pore cleanser.
399
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,075
Clarifying lotion?
400
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,577
Do you even know
what this stuff is for?
401
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,179
- Well, that's why I got
the clarifier.
402
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,017
- God, they saw you coming,
honey.
403
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,285
- No, they didn't.
I--they're experts in there.
404
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,755
They all had lab coats on.
405
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,259
I thought all this stuff
was for women,
406
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,129
But they got a whole line
of crap for men.
407
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,466
- Ray, you are completely
out of your mind.
408
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,335
I say one thing
about your brother,
409
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,772
And you turn into
george hamilton.
410
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,548
- Yeah, okay,
but I look better now, right?
411
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,350
Yeah, see?
412
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,219
Still not as good
as robert, right?
413
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,121
- As good as robert?
414
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,257
- You said that he was
the handsome one.
415
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,192
- Well, yes,
robert's handsome,
416
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,162
But he's not
who I'm attracted to.
417
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,531
- Well, then who is it?
418
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,768
- It used to be you, ray.
419
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,570
I mean, come on.
420
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,340
What, do you think all of this
stuff makes you sexy?
421
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,077
This stuff is not you, ray,
you know?
422
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,678
And that's not what I want.
423
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,248
I want my regular ray.
424
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,684
That's the ray
I've always wanted.
425
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:13,424
- Are you saying, then,
that I'm sexy?
426
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,440
I think I might need
a little more convincing.
427
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,476
- Okay.
428
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,645
Oh, my god.
429
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,282
Who did your hair,
jiffy lube?
430
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,152
- That's the deluxe
finisher model.
431
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,389
- You know what I feel like
doing right now?
432
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,291
- Yeah?
433
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,827
Hey, I got something
for that too.
434
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,497
- I found our song
the other day.
435
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,432
- Song?
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,134
- What?
Oh, no.
437
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,337
["I'll take you there" plays]
438
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,572
No, no.
No dancing.
439
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,474
- Come on, ray.
440
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,842
Whoo!
441
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,546
Come on, baby.
Move it.
442
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,616
- I thought you wanted me
to feel better about myself.
443
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,451
- [laughs]
you know what?
444
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,754
I hear robert is
a very good dancer.
445
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,298
Oh, yeah.
446
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,334
- You know, in my day,
447
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,770
Dancing used to lead
to something.
448
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,839
- Oh, well, we'll see.
449
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,541
Hey, come on.
Give me your move.
450
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,775
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
451
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,811
- All right, give me room.
Stand back.
452
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,346
- Ow!
453
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,753
Ooh.
454
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,489
Aw!
Yeah, baby.
455
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,823
Whoo!
456
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,660
[laughs]
457
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,563
Oh, and to think
you doubted yourself.
458
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,434
- So you put this
on your face, huh?
459
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,705
- Yeah, yeah.
460
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,507
You just--you kind of
dab it under your eyes.
461
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,242
- Let me ask you,
what do you think?
462
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,476
How do you like that, huh?
463
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,711
- Oh, wow.
464
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,645
That's got a little giddyap
to it.
465
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,347
- Yeah.
466
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,615
- Yeah, you know what?
467
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,983
Don't--don't spray it
on your wrist.
468
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,385
What you do is,
you spray it in the air,
469
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,555
And then you just kind of
walk through it.
470
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,707
- You know, I've got
this dry patch here.
471
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,575
Do you have anything
that could help me with that?
472
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,479
You know, like,
a little flakiness.
473
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,749
- Exfoliant.
474
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,818
- Exfoliant.
Yeah, yeah.
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