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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,003 (crackling) 2 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:27,326 (bittersweet piano) 3 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:36,468 (car approaching) 4 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:05,431 (heavy breathing) 5 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:09,501 (heart monitor beeps) 6 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:17,709 (cool drum music) 7 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:23,382 (sentimental piano) 8 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,685 (cool drum music) 9 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,688 (heavy breathing) 10 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,125 (coughs) 11 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:37,496 (coughs and moans) 12 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:57,950 (rap music blaring) 13 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,432 ♪ Uh-oh, I make you let go 14 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,267 ♪ Yeah, right, yo 15 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,402 ♪ You done this on the... 16 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,706 - Can you turn that down a little? 17 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:25,144 ♪ And I'mma make it, take it, fuck it straight to the hole 18 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:29,014 ♪ And teach you how to drive a stick shift, fast 19 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,450 ♪ You lovin' that... 20 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,022 - [Girl] "Why were you afraid, Lily?" said Jim. 21 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,624 "I was afraid that you would reject me 22 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:42,194 "like all the others do," said Lily. 23 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:44,997 Then Lily and Jim hug each other 24 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,866 and never let go. 25 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,401 The end. 26 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,736 (applause) 27 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,904 (chuckles) 28 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:55,974 - Good. 29 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,476 That was good. 30 00:02:58,077 --> 00:02:59,778 Comments. 31 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,582 - I really felt the bond between Lily and Jim. 32 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,983 It was very real. 33 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:05,717 (chuckles) 34 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,885 - Thank you. 35 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,920 - Good. 36 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,421 Anyone else? 37 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,089 - Basically, the whole story's about society's expectations 38 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,126 on love and how we deal with it and... 39 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,061 Basically, that's it. 40 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,063 - That's what I was going for. 41 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:21,133 - Yeah, good, good. 42 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,068 What about you, Doug? 43 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,508 - God, that fucking sucked. 44 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,710 The story couldn't have been any more 45 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,581 contrived and just phony. 46 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:40,285 And what do you know about love, you pretentious moron? 47 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:44,957 Do all your experiences come from watching sitcoms? 48 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,760 God, it just makes me wanna, like, ralph! 49 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:53,432 (cheers and applause) 50 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,168 - [Class] Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 51 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,036 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 52 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,240 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! - [Instructor] Doug. 53 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,109 Doug? 54 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,613 - Everything was said. 55 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,949 - [Instructor] Good. 56 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:13,852 Now, on that note, 57 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,922 I have a special treat for you folks today: 58 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,957 The final assignment. 59 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,126 We'll pass it around now. 60 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,229 Read it, and I'll answer questions next class. 61 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:33,972 (percussive music) 62 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,021 - [Professor] I just have a lot of papers to grade. 63 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:51,256 - I just want to see you more. 64 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,192 When will I see you, then? 65 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,461 - Um, maybe this weekend. 66 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,396 - Okay. 67 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,664 - Okay. I'll call you, but... 68 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,731 I have to go, okay? 69 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,699 - Okay. 70 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,641 - Hey! Stephanie! 71 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,844 Hey, Steph. 72 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,112 - Oh, hi, Doug. 73 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,014 - Hey, how's your... 74 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,051 (snickers) 75 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,122 - What's up? 76 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,257 - Thank you. 77 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,592 My fiction seminar was cancelled. 78 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,227 - That's too bad. 79 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,962 Hey, I gotta get to class. 80 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,097 - I'll roll with you. 81 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,699 - Okay. Cool. 82 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,707 - [Janice] So I just want to let you know 83 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,609 that Wednesday is gonna be my last day. 84 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,511 - [Doug] Wait, you're quitting? 85 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,080 - Yeah, sorry about that. 86 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:50,816 My boyfriend's band got this gig in San Fran, 87 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,352 and I'm driving up there with him on Thursday. 88 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:54,753 So, yeah. 89 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:04,596 (solemn arrangement) 90 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:53,678 - Doug? Doug. 91 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,980 There you are. 92 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:55,914 (out of breath) 93 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:59,217 Hi. It's so, God, dark in here. 94 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,454 Did Gretchen even clean your room yet? 95 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:05,257 - I don't know. 96 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,391 - Don't get me started on her. 97 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,227 She is not the brightest bulb in the box. 98 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,364 - How are you, Mom? 99 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,299 - Well, I've been running around all day. 100 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,534 I mean, the florist called. 101 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,802 He was running late. 102 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,670 And then Gretchen broke another one of my plates 103 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,038 and blames it on the dog. 104 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,239 Right? 105 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,542 - I love you, too, Mom. 106 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,710 - Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 107 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,078 I'm just a little frazzled. 108 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,247 What's going on with your hair? 109 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,182 (coughs) 110 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:31,917 It's very dusty in here, okay? 111 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,051 And what's the matter? 112 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,719 You seem... pooped? 113 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,222 - Janice quit. 114 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:38,824 - Great. 115 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:39,991 This is not what I need right now. 116 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,827 (telephone rings) 117 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,094 Oh, I have to get that. 118 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,496 The painter's supposed to be coming, 119 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,597 and, you know, we're... 120 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,698 Gretchen! 121 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,201 Can you please answer the phone? 122 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:54,473 ("Lightness" by Death Cab for Cutie) 123 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,080 - Hey, what's up? 124 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,051 How are you doing? 125 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:13,892 Okay. 126 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,828 I miss you. 127 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:37,315 (typing) 128 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:46,358 (indistinct chatter) 129 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,468 - Oh. 130 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:57,602 - Thank you. 131 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,070 - Slow it down, Turbo. 132 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,972 - Jackass. 133 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:10,315 - Says here you want to be a video game programmer? 134 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,284 - Yeah. 135 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:19,190 - That's... different. 136 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:27,032 Ah, my brother-in-law went to the same high school. 137 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,366 - All right. 138 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,535 Go, Humpbacks! 139 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,644 - So, what have you been doing in the meantime? 140 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,148 - I've been pursuing my associate's degree. 141 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,184 - For five years. 142 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,722 Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you... 143 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,924 - Scott. 144 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,459 - Scott. 145 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,597 Your academic record is, 146 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,165 well, it's less than stellar. 147 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,066 - What? 148 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,634 What about my SAT scores? 149 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,668 - Yes. 150 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,170 They're quite good. 151 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,205 But that was high school. 152 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:11,176 - Alright, I admit it, I've had a rough couple of years. 153 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,878 But I'm ready to buckle down, you know? 154 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,481 "Seize the moment." 155 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,618 You guys got, like, financial aid, right? 156 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:23,722 Like... pretty lucrative for your students, huh? 157 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,124 - I really don't think 158 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,159 that this would be the right school for you, 159 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,329 but I can offer you some brochures 160 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:35,367 to some less discriminating universities 161 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:39,404 that would be perfectly suited for someone like you. 162 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,906 (telephone rings) 163 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,842 - You know what? 164 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,443 Fuck this. 165 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,221 (car horn) 166 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,534 Hey. 167 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,237 Hey, you're looking for a new driver, right? 168 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,438 - Uh, yeah. 169 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,607 - You're Doug? 170 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,709 I'm Scott. 171 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,310 Scott Lane. 172 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,014 - Hi. 173 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,550 - So how many times a week? 174 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,519 - Four times a week. 175 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,022 - And what, like, nine to-- 176 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,791 - Who's this? 177 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,393 - I'm Scott. 178 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,729 I can start as early as tomorrow. 179 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,867 - Well, if your driving record checks out. 180 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,936 - Great. I'll call you. 181 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,571 Sorry. 182 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,709 (car door slams) 183 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,977 - I don't like him. 184 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,656 (wheezing) 185 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:08,593 (beeping) 186 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,897 - Mom! 187 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,033 (groans) 188 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,604 - [Scott] Sorry I was late, man. 189 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,740 Being on time's not... 190 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,042 It's not really my thing. 191 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,114 So, what's your major? 192 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:29,948 - Theatre. 193 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,849 - Cool. 194 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,283 Sounds like fun. 195 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,418 - Uh-huh. 196 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,020 - Be the next Judy Garland, huh? 197 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,359 You know, I was in a play once 198 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:45,263 in high school, and they made us dance the Charleston. 199 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,966 It's like the stupidest dance ever. 200 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,269 You ever had to dance the Charleston? 201 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:53,138 (rap music) 202 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,305 You want the radio on? 203 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,608 - No. 204 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,276 (rap ceases) 205 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,852 What are you staring at? 206 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,321 - I'm thinking. 207 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,891 Watch the road, please. 208 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,159 - Damn. 209 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,633 - Where are you from? 210 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,901 - Vegas. 211 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,502 - Really? 212 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,671 My dad was gonna take me, 213 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,940 but he didn't get the chance. 214 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,675 Is it cool? 215 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,911 - Yeah. 216 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,114 It is. 217 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,497 Alright. 218 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,099 This is where you get off. 219 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,471 - You need to unlock me. 220 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,106 - Oh. 221 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:05,076 - Press the right button 222 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,246 that's inside the steering wheel. 223 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,083 Left. 224 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,651 - Right. 225 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,155 (tiny alarm) 226 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,756 - What'd I just do? 227 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:22,660 - You reset my radio stations. 228 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,295 - Are you kidding? 229 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,931 I can't tell if you're kidding or not. 230 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,068 Well, do you need any help getting inside? 231 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,902 - I'm fine. 232 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,904 I got it from here. 233 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,041 (car horn) 234 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,944 - Have a good day at school, sugarplum! 235 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:59,697 (cell phone ringing) 236 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,702 Hey. 237 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,546 Be right there. 238 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,618 I have to be there. 239 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,222 I don't care. 240 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,757 I'm coming. 241 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:37,902 - "I fucking trusted you, and this is how you repay me? 242 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,972 "By fucking my girl?" said Martin. 243 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,309 "I'll show you trust," replied Michael angrily. 244 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,011 Then Michael picked up a hammer and beat Martin's skull 245 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,881 until it was a bloody mess on the floor. 246 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:50,949 - Huh. 247 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,583 - Then Jane entered room topless, 248 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,185 with a towel around her waist. 249 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,486 She looked at the mangled corpse, 250 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,188 then at Michael and said, 251 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,857 "Thank you for killing that bastard. 252 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,592 "You're a man. 253 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,928 "Let's fuck." 254 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,564 (applause) 255 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,069 - [Stephanie] I've gotta go to French class meet-up tonight. 256 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,737 - If you're not doing anything after, 257 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,774 you wanna practice some French kissing? 258 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,776 - (laughs) What? 259 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,845 - Nevermind. 260 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,248 We still on for a study sesh Saturday night? 261 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,016 - Sure. 262 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,185 - Doug. Listen, man. 263 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,654 We got a problem. 264 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,290 - Stephanie, this is Scott. 265 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,491 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,158 - I'm Stephanie. 267 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,426 - Uh, look, man. 268 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,196 Something's come up, and I've gotta go to Vegas. 269 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,664 - Is everything okay? 270 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,401 - Uh, yeah, it's like a personal family thing 271 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,969 I gotta take care of. 272 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,704 - Yeah, don't worry about it. 273 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,640 I'll find someone to take over. 274 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,610 - I don't really have a car. 275 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,780 So, remember how you were saying that 276 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,249 you wanna go to Vegas? 277 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,551 I could drive you there. 278 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,619 Show you around. 279 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,388 It'll be such a good time. 280 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,389 - I don't know. 281 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,024 - Oh, come on, Doug. 282 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,692 You're always talking about Vegas. 283 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,395 - I just met you. 284 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,564 - Doug, I know you don't know me, 285 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,501 and I know this is, like, a huge favor, 286 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:20,538 but please, this would really help me out. 287 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,373 - And I'll go with you. 288 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,008 - There's plenty of room in the van. 289 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,710 It'll be a party. 290 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,479 - I'll have to think about it. 291 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,015 - You gotta think about it. 292 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,985 He's gotta think about it. 293 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,387 - Okay. Think about it. 294 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,455 - Bye, Stephanie. 295 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,790 Thanks for walking with me. 296 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,425 - See ya. 297 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,325 - Alright, captain. 298 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,694 Come on, let's get you home. 299 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,597 (sighs) 300 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,932 (car lock beep) 301 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:52,036 - I don't trust this Scott character. 302 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,809 - I just... I wanna see Vegas before I die. 303 00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,811 Dad would let me go. 304 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,312 - Don't be so dramatic. 305 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,381 And no, your father would not allow you to run off 306 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,150 to Las Vegas with a total stranger! 307 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,220 Honey, if you want to go, we'll set a trip up. 308 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,121 Okay? 309 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,556 We'll see the Hoover Dam. 310 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,392 - (scoffs) I don't want to go to Vegas with my mom. 311 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,194 I'm not a child. 312 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,397 And you said yourself I need to get out more. 313 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,432 - What? This is different. 314 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,067 This is not going to the mall. 315 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:26,070 This is Las Vegas. 316 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,474 I mean, what are you gonna do there, anyway? 317 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:33,277 I mean, this place is not made for someone like you. 318 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,146 Trust me. 319 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,349 (sighs) 320 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,985 It's just-- It's not, it's not g-- 321 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:45,156 It's, it's settled. 322 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,160 We'll be having chicken again tonight. 323 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,863 I hope that's okay with you. 324 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,869 (cellphone vibrating) - [TV] So the schedule 325 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,537 this year, that's why so many say yes #9, 326 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,639 yes worthy of being a top 10 team, 327 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,608 but without a signature non-conference game 328 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,610 and playing that schedule, what can we make? 329 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,111 (beep) - Yeah? 330 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,446 - Yo, Scott. 331 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,981 - Hey, Doug. 332 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,182 What's up? 333 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,652 - Hey, do you still need a ride to Vegas? 334 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,854 - Yeah, yeah, I do. 335 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,390 - Great. I'm down. 336 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,992 - Thanks, man. 337 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,060 Dude, we're gonna have so much fun. 338 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,630 Like, Stephanie's gonna be thrilled. 339 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,665 I'll see you tomorrow. 340 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,240 - [TV] Many species of tortoises are sexually dimorphic, 341 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,242 that the differences between males and females 342 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,610 vary from species to species. 343 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,778 - [Mom] Doug? 344 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,847 Do you want to eat with me tonight? 345 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,016 - I have plans. 346 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,252 - [TV] In some species, males have a longer, 347 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,755 more protruding neck length. 348 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,425 (crunching) 349 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:02,500 (bell chiming) 350 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,305 (deep breath) 351 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,041 You fucking bastard. 352 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,811 You said you wouldn't leave me. 353 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,748 You said you would never leave me. 354 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,652 I should flush you down the toilet. 355 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,324 That's what I should do. 356 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,693 I should flush you right down the toilet. 357 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,128 (glass shatters) 358 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,598 (sighs) 359 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,334 Gretchen! 360 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,237 Can you please come clean this up? 361 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,780 - [Stephanie] I can't believe your mom's letting you do this. 362 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,681 - [Doug] Yeah. 363 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,949 Me neither. 364 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,453 - [Scott] So, if you don't mind me asking... 365 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,624 - [Doug] You want to ask about my disability. 366 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,994 I really don't talk about it. 367 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,696 - Are you a virgin? 368 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,866 - I have osteodystrophy. 369 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,636 Actually, I have a rare, 370 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,872 non-progressive form of it. 371 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,042 - So you're saying you're a virgin. 372 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,678 Non-progressive, so... 373 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,912 It doesn't get worse. 374 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,114 - Mhmm. 375 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,282 - Sounds like you got lucky, to me. 376 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:28,085 - Well, I actually don't know what it is. 377 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,288 I'm one of the few people that has it. 378 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,957 It's extremely rare. 379 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,459 - Were you born with it? 380 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,061 - Yup. 381 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:41,098 - You know, if you want, you can ask something about me. 382 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,001 - Why would I want to ask something about you? 383 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,503 You're normal. 384 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,307 - This is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. 385 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,814 - Hey, it's Stephanie. 386 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,916 Uh, just in the van. - [Doug] So... 387 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,618 What's going on with your family? 388 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,786 - Oh. 389 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,054 Man, it's not really a family thing. 390 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,656 It's more of a friend who's like family. 391 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,292 I don't know, it's complicated. 392 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,494 What's up with your family? 393 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,396 What's your dad do? 394 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,166 - My dad is dead. 395 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,867 - [Stephanie] Call me back when you get this, I guess. 396 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,069 I love you. 397 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:19,570 Bye. 398 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,938 (beep) 399 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,909 What are you guys talking about? 400 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,143 - Manly things. 401 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:30,214 Beards and chainsaws and penises and such. 402 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,516 - Okay, nevermind. 403 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,185 ("Tiny Vessels" by Death Cab for Cutie) 404 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,387 ♪ I wanted to believe 405 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:40,358 ♪ In all the words that I was speaking 406 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:45,329 ♪ As we moved together in the dark 407 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:51,369 ♪ And tiny vessels oozed into your neck 408 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,371 ♪ And formed the bruises 409 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:58,242 ♪ That you said you didn't want to fade 410 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,245 ♪ But they did 411 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:06,117 ♪ And so did I that day 412 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:12,490 (water rippling) 413 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,638 (faint yell) 414 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,659 - [Scott] Doug. 415 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:51,429 Doug. 416 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,696 Hey. 417 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,932 Wake up. 418 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,201 - I miss the pool. 419 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,136 - You can swim? 420 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,871 - I could float. 421 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:04,775 I can even walk around the shallow end a little. 422 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:09,713 Just less gravity under the water. 423 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,148 - You did this as a kid? 424 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:15,085 - I used to spend hours and hours in the pool, 425 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,422 until my hands got all wrinkly. (chuckles) 426 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:23,160 I just felt so free. 427 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:30,868 - Hey, you know, the hotel we're going to will have a pool. 428 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,903 We can-- We can go for a swim. 429 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,905 I'll help you out. 430 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,908 - I haven't been able to do that 431 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:42,179 for a very long time. 432 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,819 - Hey, are you guys hungry? 433 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,921 - Yeah, I think I could eat. 434 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,056 What about you? 435 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,224 - Yeah. 436 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:58,429 (soothing guitar) 437 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,141 - [Ethel] There you go, hun. 438 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:20,618 Hi, guys. 439 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,453 What can I get ya? 440 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,523 - I'll get the number three, please. 441 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,526 - I'll have the Big Texas burger. 442 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,862 - And what can I get for him? 443 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,166 - I don't know, Ethel. 444 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,002 Why don't you ask him? 445 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:43,574 - Can I get a number one with extra bacon? 446 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:48,979 - Okay, a number one, no bacon. 447 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,618 - Can I get extra bacon? 448 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,419 - Right. 449 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:58,422 Number one, no bacon. 450 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,829 - He wants extra bacon. 451 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,065 And a round of waters, please. 452 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,700 Thank you. 453 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,777 Must get annoying, huh? 454 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:24,448 - It happens all the time. 455 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,996 - Well, this burger tastes like shit. 456 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:44,602 (choking) 457 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:46,136 You alright? 458 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,339 (coughs) 459 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,310 - Sorry. 460 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:59,049 Can you-- Can you cut it up for me? 461 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,784 - Yeah, sure thing, man. 462 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,794 - Thank you. 463 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,763 - No worries. 464 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,503 - You're a natural. 465 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,509 - Cut a thing or two in my life. 466 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:30,881 - When's the last time you washed your hands? 467 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,583 - Relax. 468 00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:34,985 I haven't masturbated since this morning. 469 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,187 (laughs) 470 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,923 - And on that note, I'm gonna go make a phone call. 471 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:50,067 - I have to stay proactive on not getting sick. 472 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:53,137 I can't cough up mucus so well. 473 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,507 My lungs can fill up. 474 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,243 - Mucus and lung fluid. 475 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,445 Thanks for sharing. 476 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,147 - ...heard from you. 477 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,382 Call me back when you get this. 478 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,351 Or text me or something. 479 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,987 - Jesus, this knife is terrible. 480 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,389 Hey, Ethel? 481 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,393 Can we get a new knife over here? 482 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,797 Particularly one that... cuts things? 483 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,632 Thank you! 484 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:24,368 - Can you not make a big deal out of it? 485 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,236 - I'm just trying to help you out, man. 486 00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,739 - I don't need your help. 487 00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:31,709 I just want to be treated like everyone else. 488 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:33,444 - No, you don't. 489 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,013 You love being treated special. 490 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,881 So what, when someone holds a door open for you, 491 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,950 they're treating you like a kid? 492 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,785 And when they don't, they're an asshole? 493 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,220 Is that how it works? 494 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,955 And at the same time, you claim you want to be treated 495 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:49,560 like everyone else, but what you fail to realize 496 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,896 is that the longer you focus on trying to be normal, 497 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,231 the longer it's gonna take you to realize 498 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,734 that nobody's normal, Doug. 499 00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:00,204 How's that? 500 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:06,376 - Thank you. 501 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,712 - Stop thanking me all the time. 502 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:10,881 You're sucking all the fun out of it. 503 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,850 (chuckles) 504 00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,158 - What'd I miss? 505 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,595 - Can't divulge that information, ma'am. 506 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,997 It's a government secret thing. 507 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,365 We told you, we'd have to kill ya. 508 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:32,603 And Doug doesn't wanna have to do that. Look at him. 509 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,838 - Actually, I believe there's an implied priv clause 510 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,273 regarding Las Vegas. 511 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,342 You know what they say. 512 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:41,011 - I'm sorry, what do they say? 513 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:44,181 - "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." 514 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:47,251 - Who the hell says that? 515 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:48,952 - It's a saying. 516 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,121 - From who? 517 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,623 - People. People say that. 518 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:56,293 - I've lived in Vegas for years, and I've never heard that. 519 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,395 - Seriously? 520 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,264 Fuck you. 521 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,198 (laughs) 522 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,766 - So, who you out there calling? 523 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,469 - Um, my boyfriend. 524 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,904 He wasn't answering, though. 525 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,806 - Boyfriend, huh? 526 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,408 Sounds serious. 527 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,077 - Yeah, it's getting pretty serious. 528 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,280 - He's a professor. 529 00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:18,248 - And the plot thickens. 530 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,385 So, why pray tell, are you making study dates with Doug 531 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,353 if you're already doing the professor? 532 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:26,456 Doesn't that, like, guarantee a passing grade? 533 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,392 - It's not like that. 534 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,460 He's a great guy. 535 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:34,298 - I heard he sleeps with a lot of his students. 536 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:38,669 - He doesn't do that anymore. 537 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:52,850 ("A Lack of Color" by Death Cab for Cutie) 538 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:59,590 ♪ This is fact, not fiction 539 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:04,361 ♪ For the first time in years 540 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:12,369 (dialing) 541 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:21,111 ♪ Any less alone 542 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:24,615 ♪ I'm reaching for the phone 543 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:28,418 ♪ To call at 7:03 544 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:32,389 ♪ And on your machine I slur a plea 545 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:36,960 ♪ For you to come home 546 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:42,866 - So, what do you call a quadriplegic on a barbecue grill? 547 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,804 Frank. 548 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,139 Alright, alright. 549 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:52,342 What do you call a quadriplegic under your car? 550 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,479 Jack. 551 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:57,748 Oh, come on, man. 552 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,583 Those are funny. 553 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:01,852 - I laughed. 554 00:32:02,186 --> 00:32:04,254 - You didn't even smile. 555 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,323 You never smile. 556 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,493 - Maybe I don't want to. 557 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,496 - Bullshit. 558 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,700 - I can't smile. 559 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:21,238 These muscles in my face don't work. 560 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:24,074 Or something. 561 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:29,846 I guess it's just an added bonus. 562 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,250 - That's not true. 563 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,585 I've seen you smile. 564 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,955 You use your eyes. 565 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,624 You just don't do it that often. 566 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:46,163 - Maybe I don't have anything to smile about. 567 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:48,732 (rock blasting) 568 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,967 (car screeching) 569 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:54,938 - Oh, my God. 570 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,006 What is happening? 571 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,376 - What are you doing? 572 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:03,113 - Just having a little fun. 573 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:05,382 - Slow down, stranger. 574 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,217 - Not a chance. 575 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:11,588 Say it with me, Doug. 576 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,690 Woo! 577 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,093 Woo! 578 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,828 - Woo! 579 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,932 - You guys are fucking insane! 580 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,334 (laughs) 581 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,739 (laughs) 582 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,877 - [Stephanie] That was not cool. 583 00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:35,112 (choking) 584 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,047 What's happening? 585 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:38,682 - You okay? 586 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,850 You need some water? 587 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,852 - Scott, pull over! 588 00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,554 (gagging) 589 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:52,162 (coughing) 590 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:06,576 (choking) 591 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:07,511 - What do I do? 592 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:08,445 - I don't know. 593 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,546 I've never seen him this bad. 594 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,048 Hit his back or something, I don't know. 595 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,916 (gagging) 596 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,418 - Doug! 597 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,253 Doug! 598 00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,189 - I'm okay. 599 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,124 Just give me a minute. 600 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,160 - Oh my God. 601 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,162 I was gonna call 911. 602 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:26,763 - Damn it, Doug. 603 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,765 You scared the shit out of me, man. 604 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,237 - I'm fine. 605 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,740 Let's keep going. 606 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,119 - That was terrifying. 607 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,091 - You okay? 608 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,092 - I'm fine. 609 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:57,260 Just freaked me out a little. 610 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,930 - Come on. Let's go. 611 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,981 (engine revving) 612 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:52,883 (beeping) 613 00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:53,683 - [Video] Oh, look at you. 614 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:54,451 Look at you. 615 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,919 You're beautiful. 616 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,058 Hey, come here. 617 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:02,993 Come here. 618 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:04,461 Take a picture. 619 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:05,795 Come on, I got it set up. 620 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:06,696 Oh shit, I got it on video. 621 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,064 Hold on. 622 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:08,732 Alright. 623 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,367 Say "cheese." 624 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,337 - Are we there yet? 625 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:18,074 - See that sign over there? 626 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,744 - Yeah. 627 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:24,881 - A friend and I stayed out all night once by that sign, 628 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:27,284 just waiting for a ride. 629 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,753 - Why didn't you stay at a hotel? 630 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:32,322 - Didn't have any money. 631 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:35,225 - Oh. That must've sucked. 632 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,131 - Actually, it was one of the best nights of my life. 633 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,417 - It's calm here. 634 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,886 - [Stephanie] I've never seen anything like this. 635 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,788 (laughs) There's so many people. 636 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,259 This is amazing. 637 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:45,228 - [Scott] Check it out. 638 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,565 We're here. 639 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,003 - Huh. 640 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:56,873 - It's cool, huh? 641 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:03,880 - This is crazy. 642 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:06,349 - I wanna gamble. 643 00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:08,285 - Slow your roll, buddy. 644 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,588 Let's check out the hotel first. 645 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,395 - That place looks nice. 646 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,863 (laughs) 647 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,699 - No, we can't stay there. 648 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,902 I know a place that's a little better suited 649 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,971 for our price range. 650 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,543 (dog barking) 651 00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:51,528 - Where'd you hear that Julian sleeps 652 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:54,431 with a lot of students? 653 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,336 - I thought you knew. 654 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:02,806 (grunting) 655 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:05,542 - Jesus, what do you got in here, a dead body? 656 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,143 - Uh, just books. 657 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,779 Doug and I are supposed to study this weekend. 658 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,983 So, should we meet back here in a few hours? 659 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,753 - You ditching us already? 660 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:17,954 - I've just been stewing in your juices 661 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:18,855 for the last six hours. 662 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,424 I could use a shower. 663 00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:25,729 - Scott, why don't you show me those cardshark skills? 664 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:27,230 - Pace yourself, captain. 665 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,765 Let's check out our room first. 666 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,900 There's plenty of time to spend your money. 667 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,869 - Great. Well, see you in a few hours. 668 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,239 - Yes, Mom. 669 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:38,742 Yes. 670 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:44,047 I'm fine, Mom. 671 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,517 - Unacceptable, Doug! 672 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,587 We agreed you would not be going to that awful place! 673 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:51,955 - We didn't agree. 674 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:52,756 - Where are you? 675 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:53,523 I am going to get you. 676 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:54,991 - No, Mom. 677 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726 I just got here. 678 00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,997 - Well, are you at least eating enough? 679 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,399 - Yes, Mom. 680 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,067 - The hotel clean? 681 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,468 - It's fine. 682 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,303 - Do you need anything? 683 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:08,872 - No. 684 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:14,978 - You know, the dog got under the fence 685 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,113 and into the neighbor's yard today. 686 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:19,149 - Great. 687 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:21,017 - When are you coming home? 688 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,153 - I just got here. 689 00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:25,789 I'll be home in a couple of days. 690 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,557 I gotta go, Mom. 691 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,459 - Wait. Okay, well... 692 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,461 Call us later. 693 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,062 I love you. 694 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,564 - [Scott] I love you, too, Douglas. 695 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,266 Aah! 696 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:38,101 (laughs) 697 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,670 (sighs) 698 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,373 - What's that stain on the bed? 699 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,008 - Don't worry. 700 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,476 That doesn't look like blood. 701 00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,911 It looks like semen. 702 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,145 Good luck with that. 703 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,247 - It's your bed. 704 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,863 (beep) 705 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:48,471 (phone vibrating) 706 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,547 (thump) 707 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,649 Are you okay? 708 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:09,492 - Yeah. 709 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:12,195 I'm great. 710 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,130 - We've got some time to kill. 711 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:15,064 (toilet flushes) 712 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,233 You wanna go see your friend? 713 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:20,970 - No. 714 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,672 I can take of that later. 715 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:23,606 I need a drink. 716 00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:25,475 Let's roll. 717 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,345 You ever play blackjack? 718 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,414 - On my phone. 719 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:32,949 - That's good enough for me. 720 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,083 Let's do it. 721 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,290 - Okay. 722 00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:41,391 - Here, do you see this? 723 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:42,425 It's ridiculous. 724 00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:43,860 - Hey, cutie. 725 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,261 - Hey. What's the minimum? 726 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:46,529 - $10. 727 00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:47,830 - $10. (grunts) 728 00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:53,036 You good with that? 729 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:53,703 - Yeah. 730 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:54,604 - Alright. 731 00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:12,956 I think you should-- 732 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,557 - Oh, yeah. 733 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,726 Please. Yeah. 734 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:18,261 - Just go ahead. 735 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,136 - [Doug] Stay. - [Scott] Definitely stay. 736 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,838 - [Doug] 20, 20. 737 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:33,543 - That's fucking sick. 738 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,913 - Bust, again. 739 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,417 - Yes! 740 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,654 - This guy's getting all the good cards. 741 00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:45,822 With a face like that, 742 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:47,757 you should go over to the poker table. 743 00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:49,926 - He's mad 'cause he's losing. 744 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:54,397 - [Croupier] Place your bets. 745 00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:59,168 No more bets. 746 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,305 Winner: 33, black. 747 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,141 - Alright, what else? 748 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,478 - The rest, and then stuck on two to one. 749 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,912 - The whole thing? 750 00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:10,913 - Yeah. 751 00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:11,681 - You sure? 752 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:12,615 - Yeah! 753 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:14,183 - [Croupier] Place your bets. 754 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:16,085 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. 755 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,387 - [Doug] Wait, nevermind. 756 00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:19,422 - Oh my God. 757 00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:24,560 (indistinct chatter) 758 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,465 - Yes! 759 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,368 - You sure? - Yeah! 760 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:34,971 - Okay. Alright. 761 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:37,273 - [Croupier] No more bets. 762 00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:40,343 No more bets, please. 763 00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:46,049 Winner: green, zero! - [Scott] Yeah! Yes! 764 00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:51,020 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 765 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,322 11, yes! 766 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,557 Did you see that? 767 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,025 Look at that. 768 00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:00,129 Come on, come on. 769 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,397 - Excuse me, sir. 770 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:02,965 - Yeah. 771 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,435 - Is he 21? 772 00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:06,836 - Of course. 773 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,140 - Could you please show me some ID? 774 00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:12,208 - Yeah. 775 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,976 It's in your pocket, right, Doug? 776 00:45:13,978 --> 00:45:15,845 - Yeah, back pocket. 777 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:17,246 - He's pretty heavy. 778 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:19,082 If you maybe get his feet, help me flip him over, 779 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:20,783 we get it out. 780 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,753 - Oh, no, that won't be necessary. 781 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,521 I'm terribly sorry. 782 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,990 He looks young for his age. 783 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,960 You have a nice day. 784 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:35,264 - You know, you could've just shown him my ID. 785 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:39,168 - Yeah, but that wouldn't have been as much fun. 786 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,971 - Refills! Hell yeah! 787 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,407 - Sorry, it's his first time. 788 00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:46,275 Wait, wait, wait. 789 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:47,844 That's for you. 790 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,946 - Can I get a straw? 791 00:45:51,115 --> 00:45:53,549 - I think she wants the D, Doug. 792 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:54,217 (snickers) 793 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,518 She's into you. 794 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,786 - Sure. 795 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:03,659 - Right. 796 00:46:03,661 --> 00:46:06,829 (laughs) Onward. 797 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,998 - Where to next? 798 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,234 - Wherever you want to go, man. 799 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,970 - Should we go pick up Stephanie? 800 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,938 - Yeah, let's head back. 801 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:22,779 - You know what? 802 00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:25,648 I had a lot of fun with you. 803 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:27,216 Thank you. 804 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:28,050 - Good. 805 00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:29,418 I did, too. 806 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,286 Especially 'cause you're gonna give me 807 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,220 a cut of your winnings. 808 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:32,355 (car lock beep) 809 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:34,257 - That's what you think. 810 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:36,192 - Oh, come on. 30%. 811 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,293 25%. 812 00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:40,530 10%? 813 00:46:40,532 --> 00:46:42,365 - Good luck with that. 814 00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:48,337 - Dick. 815 00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,139 (Doug laughs) 816 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,110 - [TV] Import prices took their sharpest plunge 817 00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:56,646 in over eight years in March. 818 00:46:56,648 --> 00:47:00,416 As costs of both imported petroleum and non-petroleum-- 819 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:04,353 - [Channel change] ♪ It's okay to be fat 820 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,689 ♪ Not a cat, that's just like-- ♪ 821 00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:09,125 (channel change, cheering crowd) 822 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:11,594 (knocking) 823 00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:18,267 - How do I look? 824 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:20,036 - You look so good, I could dip you in butter 825 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:22,171 and sop you up with a biscuit. 826 00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:29,145 - So, what do you guys wanna go do? 827 00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:31,881 - Whatever. 828 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,683 What do you think, Doug? 829 00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:35,885 - I don't care. 830 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,688 - I know a good bar we could go to. 831 00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:40,623 - I'm ready. 832 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,527 - Not looking like that, you're not. 833 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,697 - This is all I got. 834 00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:53,603 (sirens) 835 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,313 Are glasses really necessary? 836 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,481 - No, you look good. 837 00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:08,117 Like, Rollercop. 838 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,454 - I look stupid. 839 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,055 - I think you look great. 840 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,490 Let's go. 841 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,829 - [Scott] Come on, maverick! 842 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,468 (engine starts) 843 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:33,075 ♪ It's been such a long, long, long time 844 00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:40,583 ♪ And the devils and angels hanging around my bed 845 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:43,653 ♪ They don't seem to mind 846 00:48:43,655 --> 00:48:47,056 ♪ They gonna drag me into the abyss 847 00:48:47,058 --> 00:48:51,494 ♪ Or into a state of eternal bliss 848 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:53,462 ♪ I got one foot - [Doug] Hey, 849 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,631 ♪ In the gutter - [Doug] It's loud in here. 850 00:48:55,633 --> 00:49:00,236 ♪ And one foot kicking in the door to Heaven 851 00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:02,104 - Let's go dance! 852 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:05,775 - What am I gonna do? 853 00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,076 - Come dance! 854 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,377 - Come dance. 855 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,246 Try and have fun, Doug. 856 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,782 ♪ What will they ever find out? 857 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:16,085 ♪ What will they tell my wife? 858 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:19,822 ♪ I've been running with a wicked crowd 859 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:23,960 ♪ An evil, faithless crowd 860 00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:28,164 ♪ I got one foot in the gutter 861 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:32,902 ♪ And one foot kicking in the door to Heaven 862 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:35,304 - [Stephanie] Come on! 863 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,772 - [Scott] Let's see your moves, Doug. 864 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:42,545 ♪ And one foot kicking in the door to Heaven ♪ 865 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:45,514 (cheering and applause) 866 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:46,716 - [Singer] Thanks a lot, you guys. 867 00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:49,518 Thanks for coming 'round to this place. 868 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:56,592 (slow tempo track) 869 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:19,682 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 870 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:24,353 ♪ If this is as good as it gets 871 00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:30,993 ♪ With each passing year it seems 872 00:50:30,995 --> 00:50:35,865 ♪ I add a few more regrets 873 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:42,438 ♪ And this is the blackest night 874 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,309 ♪ I think I have ever seen 875 00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:52,348 ♪ Riding on clay wheels 876 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:55,785 ♪ 'Til the bitter end 877 00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:01,657 - What's up, man? 878 00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:05,394 - Where's Stephanie? 879 00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:07,430 - Inside. 880 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:22,845 Come on, man. 881 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:23,913 What's wrong? 882 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:27,116 - I just have a headache. 883 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:31,921 - I got something that'll make you feel better. 884 00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:38,994 - Uh, no. 885 00:51:38,996 --> 00:51:39,962 No, no, no. 886 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:42,531 I-- No, no thank you. 887 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:44,667 - You ever tried it? 888 00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:46,602 - No. 889 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,571 I don't do drugs. 890 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:51,740 - Come on, you take like 15 pills a day. 891 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:53,242 It's just weed. 892 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:55,411 It's not like a cigarette with a bunch of bullshit in it. 893 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,212 It's a plant. 894 00:51:56,214 --> 00:51:57,813 It's like cilantro. 895 00:51:57,815 --> 00:51:59,748 But it gets you high. 896 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:05,354 - There's no way you're gonna convince me to smoke pot. 897 00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:15,865 (coughs) 898 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,635 When I was a kid, 899 00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:24,540 I used to think drinking and driving 900 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:27,943 meant drinking anything and driving. 901 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,678 (laughs) 902 00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:34,984 So when I saw my dad drinking coffee and driving, 903 00:52:34,986 --> 00:52:39,121 I was like, "Oh my God, what are you doing?" 904 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:41,056 (laughs) 905 00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,292 - Eagle Scout Doug saves the day. 906 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,561 - Eagle Scout. Right. 907 00:52:45,563 --> 00:52:47,263 (laughs) 908 00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:01,110 When I was in elementary school, 909 00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:06,315 there was this huge hill by the playground. 910 00:53:09,619 --> 00:53:12,688 It probably wasn't that steep, 911 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:16,625 but when you're a little kid, you know? 912 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:21,430 So I had one of my friends push me to the top of the hill. 913 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:27,069 And I would just 914 00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:34,276 let go of the brakes and fly. 915 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,928 You know, I probably could've killed myself, 916 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:57,933 but it was just so much fun. 917 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:02,204 (laughs) 918 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:08,877 What time is it? 919 00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:10,546 - Who cares? 920 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,885 - Thank you. 921 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:19,989 For this stuff. 922 00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,593 - Anytime, man. 923 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,895 - You wanna trade? 924 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,972 - This is for concentration. 925 00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:42,645 But it gives you a pretty good buzz, too. 926 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:50,486 - You're kidding me, right? 927 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,395 I feel fucking amazing. 928 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,396 - Doug, I need to use your phone. 929 00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:02,064 Mine's dead. 930 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,235 Thanks. 931 00:55:08,371 --> 00:55:10,773 (phone ringing) 932 00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:11,640 - [Man] Hello? 933 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,574 - Oh, hi. 934 00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:13,575 I didn't think you'd be awake. 935 00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,044 - [Man] Uh, hi. 936 00:55:15,046 --> 00:55:16,779 Now's not really a good time. 937 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,247 - It's two in the morning. 938 00:55:18,249 --> 00:55:19,381 What's going on? 939 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,884 - [Man] Nothing. 940 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:22,851 I have to go, okay? 941 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:24,420 I'll talk to you later. 942 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,888 - [Woman] Who's on the phone? 943 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:32,494 (car starting) 944 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:44,473 - [Elation] Hey, Scott. 945 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,642 Shit, took you long enough. 946 00:55:49,112 --> 00:55:51,447 Busy night, stud? 947 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,249 - Doug, Elation. 948 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:56,285 Elation, Doug. 949 00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:04,259 - So this is him, hmm? 950 00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:08,197 Hey, baby. 951 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,100 - I got you some entertainment, buddy. 952 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,803 Don't worry, man. 953 00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:17,339 Elation's all class. 954 00:56:17,341 --> 00:56:18,974 (giggles) 955 00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:21,176 - Doug, are you okay with this? 956 00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,544 - He's fine. 957 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,480 Let's give him some alone time. 958 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:27,082 Have fun, stud-muffin. 959 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:41,530 - Hey. 960 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,667 - Hi. 961 00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:50,339 - Do you wanna come over here a little closer, 962 00:56:50,341 --> 00:56:52,808 so I can see you? 963 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,743 - This is not okay, Scott. 964 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,912 He could get hurt or catch something. 965 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,113 - Relax. 966 00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,481 Elation's a pro. 967 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,817 - Doug needs someone to take care of him. 968 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:03,819 That clearly is not you. 969 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:06,655 - Maybe you could stop treating him like a child. 970 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,024 - You're so irresponsible. 971 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,893 - I'm irresponsible? 972 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:13,896 You're the one fucking your 50-year-old professor. 973 00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:19,935 - Yeah. 974 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,437 That's right. 975 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,372 - Hey. 976 00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:25,707 Hey, hey, hey. 977 00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:30,579 (sobbing) 978 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:05,113 - So, what do you like? 979 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:12,621 - I... 980 00:58:13,523 --> 00:58:16,225 I like movies. 981 00:58:16,227 --> 00:58:18,660 (laughs) 982 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:23,665 - That's not what I meant, darling. 983 00:58:44,387 --> 00:58:45,954 Come here. 984 00:59:15,752 --> 00:59:18,420 - Uh, no don't. 985 00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:21,156 Let's just... 986 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,358 - Why don't I help? 987 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,727 - Sure. 988 00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:48,050 (clanging clasps) 989 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,890 - Is that okay? 990 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:56,625 - Yeah. 991 00:59:57,493 --> 00:59:59,328 (unzipping) 992 00:59:59,963 --> 01:00:01,330 (chuckles) 993 01:00:01,332 --> 01:00:03,298 - Kinky, baby. 994 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,767 Mm. 995 01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:16,411 Hmm. 996 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,381 Well, at least your dick works. 997 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:20,549 (chuckles) 998 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,967 - This is my, uh... 999 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,870 My first time. 1000 01:00:56,219 --> 01:01:00,589 (moans) 1001 01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:02,858 - That not okay? 1002 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:09,297 - No one has ever touched me like that. 1003 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:44,499 (gasp) 1004 01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:57,279 - I think there should be a first time for everything. 1005 01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:01,183 Don't you? 1006 01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,825 Now, I'm gonna make your first time 1007 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:12,561 very, very special. 1008 01:02:23,372 --> 01:02:27,576 (heavy breathing) 1009 01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:38,920 - [Voiceover] Experience classic value 1010 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,922 with rooms starting at $23. 1011 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:42,891 Book your stay now, partner. 1012 01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:44,493 The Riv's right on the Strip. 1013 01:02:44,495 --> 01:02:46,394 Rooms and suites are going fast. 1014 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:49,664 Call 855-468-6748, 1015 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,533 or go to riveriahotel.com. 1016 01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:52,367 (moaning) 1017 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:54,569 Mention code RSPC, and-- 1018 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:59,007 (moaning and grunting) 1019 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,287 - Mm. 1020 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,457 Mm. 1021 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:20,462 Mm, these eggs are good. 1022 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:21,897 Aren't they, Doug? 1023 01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:23,965 Mm. 1024 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,234 I said, "Aren't they, Doug?" 1025 01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:28,036 Doug. 1026 01:03:28,038 --> 01:03:30,238 (moaning and grunting) 1027 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,341 Scramble my fucking eggs, you wild stallion! 1028 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:35,710 (gasping) 1029 01:03:35,712 --> 01:03:36,478 - Hey, Doug. 1030 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,412 (snaps) 1031 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,248 (glass clinks) - Oh. 1032 01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:43,285 I need a new plate. 1033 01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:56,231 - I should probably go help him out. 1034 01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:00,268 Hey. 1035 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,570 Let me get that for you. 1036 01:04:01,572 --> 01:04:03,071 - I can manage. 1037 01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:05,473 I said I fucking got it! 1038 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:06,975 (crash) 1039 01:04:07,376 --> 01:04:09,811 Aren't you supposed to see your friend today or something? 1040 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:11,413 Isn't that why we're here? 1041 01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:12,581 - I don't know. 1042 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:13,949 I gotta... call and figure it out. 1043 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:15,650 - Call who? 1044 01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:17,819 - My friend. 1045 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:19,888 - I'm onto you. 1046 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:22,023 - Yeah? 1047 01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:23,525 - I know what you're hiding. 1048 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:26,094 Why haven't I seen this friend? 1049 01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:28,697 Does he even have a name? 1050 01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:30,131 Whatever. 1051 01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,466 I don't care. 1052 01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,268 It's cool, man. 1053 01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:37,072 - What the hell are you talking about? 1054 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:40,041 - It's your dealer, isn't it? 1055 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:41,509 - Yeah, Doug. 1056 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:44,713 I drove five hours across state lines to buy a dime bag. 1057 01:04:45,348 --> 01:04:47,582 Get some food in your system. 1058 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:50,118 - I'm not hungry. 1059 01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:08,336 No, I'm having a wonderful time. 1060 01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,271 - [Mom] Really? 1061 01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:10,772 Because you sound kind of sad. 1062 01:05:10,774 --> 01:05:12,841 - I'm fine. 1063 01:05:12,843 --> 01:05:15,410 - When are you coming home? 1064 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,445 - Probably tomorrow. 1065 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,080 (sighs) 1066 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,682 - I miss you, honey. 1067 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,851 - I miss you, too, Mom. 1068 01:05:22,853 --> 01:05:24,185 I gotta go. 1069 01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:26,288 I'll talk to you later. 1070 01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:31,593 (dog whimpers) 1071 01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:36,498 - I did not give him permission to go. 1072 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,600 (scoffs) What are you gonna do? 1073 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:41,269 You certainly can't stop him. 1074 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,005 (coughs) 1075 01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:52,080 - So, what do you want to do now? 1076 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,517 - Where's Stephanie? 1077 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,520 - I don't know. 1078 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:00,922 You wanna go play blackjack? 1079 01:06:00,924 --> 01:06:02,057 - Nope. 1080 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:06,594 - You wanna go get a drink? 1081 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:08,730 - No. 1082 01:06:14,036 --> 01:06:16,705 - What's your problem, man? 1083 01:06:16,707 --> 01:06:18,606 - What's my problem? 1084 01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,642 You're my fucking problem! 1085 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,344 You selfish asshole! 1086 01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,279 Are you really that thick? 1087 01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:26,381 - Doug? 1088 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:27,949 Doug. 1089 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:31,353 - I wanna go play some games. 1090 01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:34,522 Can you open the door for me, please? 1091 01:06:37,226 --> 01:06:39,527 - You want me to come with you? 1092 01:06:40,696 --> 01:06:41,997 - No. 1093 01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:52,574 ("Transatlanticism" by Death Cab for Cutie) 1094 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:07,922 ♪ The Atlantic was born today 1095 01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:12,127 ♪ And I'll tell you how 1096 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:22,504 ♪ The clouds above opened up 1097 01:07:22,506 --> 01:07:27,342 ♪ And let it out 1098 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:35,717 ♪ I was standing on the surface 1099 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:38,953 ♪ Of a perforated sphere 1100 01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:42,123 ♪ When the water 1101 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:46,594 ♪ Filled every hole 1102 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:52,400 ♪ And thousands upon thousands made an ocean 1103 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:57,005 ♪ Making islands where no 1104 01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,508 ♪ Island should go 1105 01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:03,611 ♪ Oh no 1106 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:08,349 ♪ I need you so much closer 1107 01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:15,890 ♪ I need you so much closer 1108 01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:22,964 ♪ I need you so much closer 1109 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:30,638 ♪ I need you so much closer 1110 01:08:33,676 --> 01:08:38,046 ♪ I need you so much closer 1111 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:05,306 (speaks foreign language) 1112 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,777 (speaks foreign language) 1113 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:21,623 - Are you sure? 1114 01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:26,261 - What, you've never seen a drunk cripple gamble 1115 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:28,530 his Medicare away? 1116 01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:36,504 (foreign language) 1117 01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:38,573 - Sure thing. 1118 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:43,878 - Sorry, buddy. 1119 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:49,017 - Easy come, easy go. 1120 01:09:50,052 --> 01:09:51,653 (slurping) 1121 01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:55,590 (laughter) 1122 01:10:01,664 --> 01:10:02,830 - Doug? 1123 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:07,068 Where have you been all day? 1124 01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:10,071 - Make your bets. 1125 01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:13,508 - I've been here and there and... 1126 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:15,577 mostly here. 1127 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:19,881 And I want you to meet my friend... 1128 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:22,517 - Where's Scott? 1129 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,020 - I don't know. 1130 01:10:29,191 --> 01:10:32,727 (slurping) 1131 01:10:33,095 --> 01:10:34,028 - Come on. 1132 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,096 Let's go. 1133 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,867 Save my spot. 1134 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,603 [Croupier] Sure thing. 1135 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:46,407 ♪ I need you so much closer 1136 01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:53,615 ♪ I need you so much closer 1137 01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:58,486 - I'll be in my room. 1138 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:04,792 - Scott! 1139 01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:06,661 Scott! 1140 01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:09,163 What the hell? 1141 01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,431 - Hey. 1142 01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:13,534 - Roll down the window! 1143 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:17,138 - What? 1144 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:18,306 - What are you doing? 1145 01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:20,241 - Taking my medicine. 1146 01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:23,578 You want some? 1147 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,213 - No. 1148 01:11:25,215 --> 01:11:26,881 What's wrong with you? 1149 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:29,217 - Nothing. 1150 01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:31,886 - Stephanie wanted me to talk to you. 1151 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,354 - Stay the fuck out of it, okay? 1152 01:11:33,356 --> 01:11:36,057 - You want me to stay out of your life? 1153 01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:39,060 Look who's talking, asshole. 1154 01:11:39,062 --> 01:11:40,461 - What? 1155 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,430 - You go and you take away the one thing from me 1156 01:11:42,432 --> 01:11:44,632 that I really wanted. 1157 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,601 - Are you kidding me? 1158 01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,970 I don't need this right now, man. 1159 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:50,938 I got bigger problems to deal with. 1160 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,340 - I got problems, too. 1161 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:54,175 - Yeah, you're in a wheelchair. 1162 01:11:54,177 --> 01:11:55,643 We get it. 1163 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,178 You're the only one in the world whose life isn't perfect. 1164 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,746 - Fuck you! 1165 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,115 You come into my life out of nowhere. 1166 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:04,585 You convince me to come to this place 1167 01:12:04,587 --> 01:12:07,522 for a friend of yours, who as far as I can tell, 1168 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,991 doesn't exist. 1169 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,493 (gags) 1170 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:15,963 And now, you're moving in on my personal life. 1171 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:19,033 I care about Stephanie. 1172 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,501 I don't need this. 1173 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:21,602 I don't need you. 1174 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:22,770 I don't even know you. 1175 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:25,173 - Then get the fuck away from me. 1176 01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:28,109 Get the fuck away from me, goddammit! 1177 01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,911 (grunts) 1178 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:33,181 (tires screech) 1179 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:36,584 (gagging) 1180 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,485 - Where's he going? 1181 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:38,753 What happened? 1182 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,288 - We got into a fight. 1183 01:12:40,290 --> 01:12:41,222 - What? 1184 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:42,457 What did you guys fight about? 1185 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:44,559 - (gags) You! 1186 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:45,493 - Me? What? 1187 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:47,428 Why would you fight about me? 1188 01:12:47,430 --> 01:12:50,064 - You honestly don't know? 1189 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:52,333 First, you sleep with my professor, 1190 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:54,268 then you sleep with my driver. 1191 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:58,339 Is there anyone you're not sleeping with other than me? 1192 01:12:58,341 --> 01:12:59,273 (gagging) 1193 01:12:59,275 --> 01:13:01,109 - Doug. 1194 01:13:01,111 --> 01:13:03,111 (intense gagging) 1195 01:13:03,113 --> 01:13:04,212 Doug? 1196 01:13:04,214 --> 01:13:05,580 Hey, Doug. 1197 01:13:06,315 --> 01:13:07,548 Should I call someone? 1198 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:11,619 (choking) 1199 01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:15,456 - I-- I need an ambulance. 1200 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:19,427 (gagging) 1201 01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:29,303 Everything's gonna be okay. 1202 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,240 - The sirens. 1203 01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:34,809 - What's that? 1204 01:13:35,944 --> 01:13:39,280 - Can you turn on the sirens? 1205 01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:44,619 (sirens blare) 1206 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,558 - [Medic] What are his vitals? 1207 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,161 - [Second Medic] BP 140/100. 1208 01:13:53,163 --> 01:13:55,596 Respiration, 32. 1209 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,798 Pulse, 118. 1210 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,666 - [Medic] Doors! Doors! 1211 01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:02,603 - Get him in, get him in, get him in. 1212 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,906 I need you to wait outside. 1213 01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:07,842 - [Medic] O2 sat, 92 and dropping. 1214 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:12,647 Ready? 1215 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:15,249 One, two, three. 1216 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:58,860 (ringing) 1217 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,545 (heart monitor beeps) 1218 01:15:19,982 --> 01:15:22,250 (knocks) 1219 01:15:22,252 --> 01:15:23,985 - Hi. 1220 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:26,487 He's out pretty cold right now. 1221 01:15:30,092 --> 01:15:31,492 - What's wrong with him? 1222 01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:35,296 - Pneumonia. 1223 01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:39,467 But it's very common in these neuromuscular cases. 1224 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:45,900 - Excuse me. 1225 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,586 - Hey. 1226 01:17:07,089 --> 01:17:09,123 - What are you doing here? 1227 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,492 - I'm here with Doug. 1228 01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:15,529 Is that your friend? 1229 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:22,470 - Yeah. 1230 01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:24,639 Yeah, that's Kevin. 1231 01:17:26,742 --> 01:17:29,477 - Is, is Kevin your... 1232 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,213 Are you, uh... 1233 01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:39,754 - I'm sorry. 1234 01:17:40,722 --> 01:17:42,123 - Scott, I get it. 1235 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,724 It's okay. 1236 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,132 - What's wrong with Doug? 1237 01:17:51,134 --> 01:17:53,834 Is everything okay? 1238 01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:56,337 - The doctor said that he has pneumonia, 1239 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:59,240 and that it's common with his condition. 1240 01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:03,110 - I am such a shitty friend. 1241 01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:05,813 - I don't think there's anything you could've done. 1242 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:08,282 This happens to him a lot. 1243 01:18:10,652 --> 01:18:13,220 He told me about the fight, 1244 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:15,723 and that it was my fault. 1245 01:18:16,058 --> 01:18:17,258 - No. 1246 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:20,161 It was my fault. 1247 01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,133 - How's Kevin? 1248 01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:30,905 (sighs) 1249 01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:37,611 - I should've been here earlier, but 1250 01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:40,214 his family's here. 1251 01:18:40,949 --> 01:18:42,216 - I'm sorry. 1252 01:18:43,819 --> 01:18:45,486 - Yeah. 1253 01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,321 - What's going on? 1254 01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:56,163 - (breaking) His... 1255 01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:58,132 His lungs. 1256 01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:01,836 - Hey. 1257 01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:17,084 - Hey, Doug. 1258 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,052 - Hey. 1259 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:22,490 - How are you feeling? 1260 01:19:22,492 --> 01:19:23,891 - Couldn't be better. 1261 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,192 (chuckles) 1262 01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:27,762 More battle scars. 1263 01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:30,498 - (laughs) Some trip, huh? 1264 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,667 You must've had some fun, right? 1265 01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,836 Scott showed you how to play blackjack, 1266 01:19:35,838 --> 01:19:37,805 you got lucky with a lady. 1267 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:41,275 - He was determined to get me to have fun. 1268 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:45,746 No one else even looks at me. 1269 01:19:46,181 --> 01:19:48,182 - I see you. 1270 01:19:49,184 --> 01:19:53,287 - I'm sorry about the way I acted. 1271 01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:57,625 - I thought about what you said, and you were right 1272 01:19:57,627 --> 01:20:00,194 when it comes to my relationships. 1273 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,730 - Where is Scott? 1274 01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:04,031 - He's here. 1275 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:06,133 I found him last night at the ICU, 1276 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,935 visiting his friend Kevin. 1277 01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:09,603 When I left, he'd fallen asleep in a chair 1278 01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:11,472 outside his hospital room. 1279 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:15,976 Um, Doug, did you know that Scott was, uh.. 1280 01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:18,112 - What? 1281 01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:21,382 - I think Kevin is more than just a friend. 1282 01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:23,951 - Oh. 1283 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,324 - Doug! 1284 01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:32,393 Oh my God, honey. 1285 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:33,060 Are you okay? 1286 01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:34,662 - I'm fine. 1287 01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:36,497 - I'm so glad you're alright. 1288 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:37,832 Stephanie called me. 1289 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:40,267 - Mom, I'm okay. 1290 01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:42,303 It's just pneumonia. 1291 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:43,604 - Oh, God. 1292 01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:44,939 I knew this would happen. 1293 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:45,906 I knew it. 1294 01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:47,374 I never should've let you come. 1295 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,176 What kind of mother am I? 1296 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:52,012 And you, young lady, I expected more from you. 1297 01:20:52,547 --> 01:20:54,715 - I'll leave the two of you alone. 1298 01:20:54,717 --> 01:20:56,684 - I thank you for calling. 1299 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,385 - I'm fine. 1300 01:20:58,387 --> 01:20:59,253 - You don't look fine. 1301 01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:00,888 You look so pale. 1302 01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:02,523 Are they feeding you? 1303 01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:03,724 - Please, I'm fine. [Mom] You shouldn't be 1304 01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:04,892 in your chair, you should be resting 1305 01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:07,361 so the infection doesn't get worse. 1306 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,496 - I'm fine. 1307 01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:10,264 - Oh. 1308 01:21:10,266 --> 01:21:12,766 Look, this is empty! 1309 01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:14,668 (out of breath) 1310 01:21:14,670 --> 01:21:15,636 Nurse! 1311 01:21:15,638 --> 01:21:16,437 - Mom, don't. 1312 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,471 - Oh, God. 1313 01:21:17,473 --> 01:21:19,473 Excuse me! 1314 01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:21,242 - Can I help you with something? 1315 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,010 - Yes. 1316 01:21:23,012 --> 01:21:25,279 Fill this. 1317 01:21:31,119 --> 01:21:32,720 What are you doing out of bed? 1318 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:34,622 Come on. 1319 01:21:34,624 --> 01:21:36,123 - Mom! 1320 01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:40,361 Stop treating me like I'm a goddamn cripple child. 1321 01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:44,398 Dad's dead, not me. 1322 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,534 - I'm just worried about you. 1323 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:51,505 - I'm worried about you, 1324 01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:55,709 but I don't treat you 1325 01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:58,846 like a goddamn crazy person. 1326 01:22:03,952 --> 01:22:05,719 Go home, Mom. 1327 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,499 - He was here. 1328 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:23,871 How's Kevin? 1329 01:22:24,873 --> 01:22:26,507 - I'm so sorry. 1330 01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:28,709 - Where's Scott? 1331 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:31,211 The friend that was with him. 1332 01:22:31,213 --> 01:22:33,347 - He left earlier. 1333 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:36,517 - Oh, thanks. 1334 01:22:42,357 --> 01:22:43,557 Come on. 1335 01:23:04,279 --> 01:23:05,145 - [Video] Oh, look at you. 1336 01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:05,913 Look at you. 1337 01:23:05,915 --> 01:23:06,647 You're beautiful. 1338 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:09,883 Hey, come here. 1339 01:23:09,885 --> 01:23:10,718 Come here. 1340 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:11,618 Take a picture. 1341 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:13,187 Come on, I got it set up. 1342 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:16,357 Alright, you ready? 1343 01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:17,624 Smile. 1344 01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:18,425 Smile. 1345 01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:19,460 There you go, smiling. 1346 01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:21,228 Alright, say "cheese." 1347 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:22,830 Say "cheese." 1348 01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:24,732 Cheese. 1349 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:26,400 Oh shit, I got it on video. 1350 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,102 Hold on, hold on. 1351 01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:36,477 - There he is! 1352 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,245 By the sign! 1353 01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:40,247 Pull the van over. 1354 01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:58,032 Hey, wait. 1355 01:23:58,034 --> 01:23:59,833 I should talk to him. 1356 01:23:59,835 --> 01:24:01,835 He's my friend. 1357 01:24:03,071 --> 01:24:04,938 - Okay, I'll wait here. 1358 01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:18,886 - Scott. 1359 01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:22,423 - What are you doing here? 1360 01:24:23,758 --> 01:24:25,292 - What? 1361 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:27,428 What are you doing here? 1362 01:24:28,263 --> 01:24:29,730 - Going. 1363 01:24:30,098 --> 01:24:31,832 - Going? 1364 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,001 Going where? 1365 01:24:34,003 --> 01:24:36,103 - The hell do you want, Doug? 1366 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:38,839 - I wanna talk to you. 1367 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:42,943 - I don't. 1368 01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:48,949 - I'm sorry about what I said. 1369 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:53,954 - That's nice to hear. 1370 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:58,325 (passing vehicle) 1371 01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:04,465 He wouldn't let me see him. 1372 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,067 He wouldn't let me see him, 1373 01:25:07,069 --> 01:25:08,802 'cause he didn't want to die with his family thinking 1374 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,838 he was a faggot. 1375 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:13,941 Guess he got his wish. 1376 01:25:16,544 --> 01:25:19,646 Do you have any idea how that feels, Doug? 1377 01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:24,184 No. 1378 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,352 - Scott. 1379 01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:27,888 (zooming vehicle) 1380 01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:30,057 - You don't even know me! 1381 01:25:30,059 --> 01:25:32,659 I don't even know me! 1382 01:25:32,661 --> 01:25:34,695 I'm not a good person, Doug. 1383 01:25:34,697 --> 01:25:36,196 I used you! 1384 01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:38,432 That's what kind of person I am. 1385 01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:41,201 That's why I don't have any real friends! 1386 01:25:42,036 --> 01:25:44,538 Stay away from people like me, Doug! 1387 01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:46,807 (crash) 1388 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,275 (screeching tires) 1389 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:49,810 - Oh my God! 1390 01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:52,412 - Stephanie! 1391 01:25:52,414 --> 01:25:53,647 - Scott! 1392 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:54,615 - Oh, God. 1393 01:25:54,617 --> 01:25:56,350 (Stephanie crying) 1394 01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:59,119 No, no, no, no. 1395 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:05,993 (unintelligible whimpering) 1396 01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:07,461 (Stephanie shrieking) 1397 01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:09,530 - Oh my God. 1398 01:26:10,865 --> 01:26:12,599 Oh my God. 1399 01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:14,501 Oh my God. 1400 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,936 - No, no... 1401 01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:21,375 (solemn piano) 1402 01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:46,600 (typing) 1403 01:27:00,815 --> 01:27:02,316 - Hey, Mom. 1404 01:27:02,318 --> 01:27:04,484 - Yeah, honey, what's up? 1405 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:10,123 - We really need to get rid of that thing. 1406 01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:11,491 - No, no, no. 1407 01:27:11,493 --> 01:27:12,826 I'm, uh, too busy now, honey. 1408 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:14,027 I have too much going on. 1409 01:27:14,029 --> 01:27:16,029 I mean, even today, you know. 1410 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,632 I have yoga, and then I have lunch with Gwyneth 1411 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:20,167 in Santa Monica. 1412 01:27:20,169 --> 01:27:21,868 Do you know how hard it is to park over there? 1413 01:27:21,870 --> 01:27:23,470 Then I have to go to the wallpaper store-- 1414 01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:25,939 - Mom, it's time to move on. 1415 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:29,076 - I am not going to throw your father away. 1416 01:27:29,078 --> 01:27:31,645 - We're doing fine without him. 1417 01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:34,514 It's been almost a year. 1418 01:27:34,516 --> 01:27:36,250 We need to do this. 1419 01:27:36,252 --> 01:27:39,086 That isn't Dad. 1420 01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:41,788 It's just ash. 1421 01:27:43,358 --> 01:27:47,160 We could take him to the beach. 1422 01:27:47,996 --> 01:27:49,930 - We met at the beach. 1423 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:53,500 When I saw him coming out of the ocean, 1424 01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:56,336 I knew right away. 1425 01:27:57,305 --> 01:27:59,439 - Dad loved you. 1426 01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:06,947 - He used to take you to the pool. 1427 01:28:08,716 --> 01:28:11,184 - Yeah, I remember. 1428 01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:15,656 - He was so handsome in his little shorts. 1429 01:28:20,261 --> 01:28:24,665 (seagulls cawing) 1430 01:28:49,724 --> 01:28:51,591 - Bye, Dad. 1431 01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:55,195 - [Doug voiceover] The tortoise spends most of its life 1432 01:28:55,197 --> 01:28:59,599 slowly and quietly wandering the desert. 1433 01:29:00,401 --> 01:29:02,002 Some go their entire lives 1434 01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:06,873 without even seeing another one of their kind. 1435 01:29:07,575 --> 01:29:09,543 In a lot of ways, 1436 01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:12,346 I can relate to this. 1437 01:29:14,982 --> 01:29:18,852 We both spend a lot of time alone. 1438 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:24,424 We both would be in trouble if flipped on our backs. 1439 01:29:25,893 --> 01:29:29,629 We both have shells. 1440 01:29:31,933 --> 01:29:34,835 The difference is 1441 01:29:35,570 --> 01:29:40,340 I've chosen to be trapped inside my shell. 1442 01:29:42,443 --> 01:29:45,612 For so long, 1443 01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,648 I thought it was my illness 1444 01:29:48,650 --> 01:29:52,018 that was closing me off to this world. 1445 01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:57,824 I started to see myself 1446 01:29:57,826 --> 01:30:01,628 as others saw me: 1447 01:30:03,264 --> 01:30:08,101 disabled and powerless. 1448 01:30:14,742 --> 01:30:18,545 My best friend 1449 01:30:18,547 --> 01:30:21,748 once told me 1450 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:26,386 that I liked being treated special, 1451 01:30:28,790 --> 01:30:31,691 and he was right. 1452 01:30:34,328 --> 01:30:38,465 By showing me myself, 1453 01:30:41,335 --> 01:30:45,572 he drove me to be better. 1454 01:30:48,142 --> 01:30:52,646 He also taught me to open up to this world. 1455 01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:01,755 So, to this world I say, 1456 01:31:02,523 --> 01:31:04,291 "Fuck this. 1457 01:31:05,726 --> 01:31:08,929 "Fuck my lame body. 1458 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:13,834 "I refuse to be bound by it. 1459 01:31:15,603 --> 01:31:19,272 "Fuck close-minded people. 1460 01:31:19,774 --> 01:31:24,578 "I refuse to be defined by them. 1461 01:31:27,915 --> 01:31:32,552 "And I refuse to wander 1462 01:31:34,956 --> 01:31:38,258 "quiet and desperate 1463 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:40,594 "in the desert." 1464 01:31:41,529 --> 01:31:45,465 ♪ Shooting stars and satellites 1465 01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:48,168 ♪ From the passenger seat as 1466 01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:49,402 Thank you. 1467 01:31:49,404 --> 01:31:54,074 ♪ You are driving me home 1468 01:31:54,076 --> 01:31:58,745 ♪ "Do they collide?" 1469 01:31:58,747 --> 01:32:03,350 ♪ I ask you and you smile 1470 01:32:07,722 --> 01:32:12,792 ♪ With my feet on the dash 1471 01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:18,031 ♪ The world doesn't matter 1472 01:32:25,306 --> 01:32:29,643 ♪ When you feel embarrassed 1473 01:32:29,645 --> 01:32:34,281 ♪ Then I'll be your pride 1474 01:32:34,283 --> 01:32:38,618 ♪ When you need directions 1475 01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:43,423 ♪ Then I'll be the guide 1476 01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:47,394 ♪ For all time 1477 01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:57,537 ♪ For all time 1478 01:33:26,067 --> 01:33:30,503 ("Transatlanticism" by Death Cab for Cutie) 1479 01:33:55,696 --> 01:34:00,300 ♪ The Atlantic was born today 1480 01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:04,504 ♪ And I'll tell you how 1481 01:34:10,711 --> 01:34:15,148 ♪ The clouds above opened up 1482 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:20,053 ♪ And let it out 1483 01:34:24,225 --> 01:34:28,228 ♪ I was standing on the surface 1484 01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:31,231 ♪ Of a perforated sphere 1485 01:34:31,233 --> 01:34:34,501 ♪ When the water 1486 01:34:34,503 --> 01:34:38,471 ♪ Filled every hole 1487 01:34:39,874 --> 01:34:44,844 ♪ And thousands upon thousands made an ocean 1488 01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:48,882 ♪ Making islands where no 1489 01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:53,420 ♪ Island should go 1490 01:34:53,422 --> 01:34:56,489 ♪ Oh no 88604